WEIRDEST Facebook Marketplace deals

hello and welcome to this is Facebook Marketplace the number one place to get stabbed in a Denny's parking lot at 300 in the morning look how to BU $20 on my new graphics card Matt what we're going to do today is we're going to look at some Facebook Marketplace listings that KY has found and we're going to try and guess what the cost is based on these listings I'll tell you it's going to get real unhinged real real quick cuz I've seen some things on Facebook Marketplace I once bought a GPU in a Best Buy parking lot from a dude from Facebook Marketplace it was such a well-used mining card it was rusting and then for that same video I drove all the way to Hollywood and the dude didn't even show up I was so mad oh the real engine gaming PC okay so I actually know about this so a big reason why we even wanted to do this video was my good buddy Frank shout out Frank sent me this and go hey you should do what this is on it I sent it to Kenzie the whole thing came together my name is Ryan but I can't change my name for three days this is rad this is super ha rad get it radiator cuz engines and game PCS need radiators now I will say that even though I know this item I have no idea what the price is so I'm not going to cheat on this cuz I don't remember it's going to be heavy you're Dar straight it's impressive that they got it up on the desk at all 1450 I I said 99,999 why would you say that Matt that is the point for Austin okay you guys uh you know say I cheat and he starts off this with oh yeah my friend sent me this I know that's a reasonable guess no I'll take a half a point though honestly I will voluntarily deduct half a point because I did see this listing before maybe that $1,400 embedded and S it so like I there's $1,400 in fans alone on this thing I'll take half a point even though you see time you can have your full point I'll just do better now my ex-boyfriend cheated on me by Sleeping with his step cousin uh soone selling his PS5 um okay okay uh boy uh he slipped with a step cousin behind my back he also has so many things so if you're interested just DM me and also if you stay stay at state that's fine I'll pay for your shipping I don't like this one literally is there anything that we can say about this one well the fact it's a step cousin that doesn't make it better no no no no slightly it's look there's so many things I could say but they're all going to get me in trouble Matt do you think if it was like her actual cousin it'd be even less money or like step like yeah there's like a hierarchy of of discount on that look genetically I think it's okay morally not okay genetically it's completely there's not anything there hell most of the time cousins is actually just a stranger in in general but like I'm not condoning step cousin Tre this is in way better condition than I would expect a step couser to all right okay all right you know what I mean like there's like guy who's who's like into step cousins would probably be bringing this with him to like family dinners and you'd expect it to be a lot more wear and tear we don't have time to unpack all that what are you doing step cousin no stop it 99 bucks 250 with free shipping yeah I think they're going to try to dump it just like they got dumped $9 oh yo yo come on your boy out here your boy out here what's going on in Huntington Park come on guys stay away from cousins oh stainless steel autopsy table it is an autopsy table with a fake hand on it can I just ask that they've clearly dug a hole and put this in the ground you have to dig it back up and take it with you why would why is it in the ground like this I'm really disturbed by the fact that they've buried the table like you just covered in dirt you just don't need to do that I wouldn't fit on that table though with my health I should probably just get one of these just to have it Kenzie I know you were saying that you had found some things on Facebook Marketplace that you bought was this one of the things you bought no where where the hell would I put this this is a lot of Steel in the dirt where this person put it I don't have a backyard 3 2 1 150 bucks 250 hand included you are both equally 200 bucks okay well is that the step cousin oh yeah you know probably he's getting rid of the evidence selling the PS5 a b shaped pretzel I will say that's a real fancy looking pretzel never eaten never beaten just a pretzel looking for a bag same I will say that is the most elaborate looking font yeah that is like it's like yo Old English yeah 20 bucks I said 15 okay you know we're both going reasonable it's going to be like $3,000 no point $225,000 he's just a pretzel looking for OJ Simpson Slammer it's a Pog baby so one side guilty the other side not guilty both of which are real messed up looking oh this is sad cuz you just died they're capitalizing on that opportunity can't help but notice the not guilty is kind of scratched out Matt as the expert in POG POG related and Pog sento style merch he's the guy that that they bring out on Pawn Stars for like a Pog collection they're like so here let me show you what POG sento is to show why I'm an expert on 20 bucks $10,000 bro bro that's not it 5050 bucks I was close I was $30 off you were 9,950 off yeah but there's $4 shipping so rocks from the Moon these rocks from the Moon landed off the coast of California it is saturated Moon nectar and is suitable for all astronauts do you know the story about the intern who did the dirty with his girlfriend on the moon rocks he stole Moon Rock from NASA brought it home and did it on the moon the fun fact I thought you had 10 years in jail huh also wait the Moon is uh clearly white why are these rocks dark well this is actually from Urus what are you pooping out that they're black you should get that looked at when the last time you had a prostate exam okay this is was that an offer or was that a 3 2 1 $300 $25 each 275 Austin is on fire I've have been emed with the nectar of the Moon and I'm seeing in The Fifth Dimension the bull that's from Facebook Marketplace I'm not doing well right now here's the thing you just don't spend enough time on the CD parts of the internet Matt and that's saying something I spend a lot of times on the cd part of the internet aren't we all astronauts on this spaceship we call Earth you you know what that's a poetic sh M so deep I might we're curling through space on Starship Earth crust on unrustable okay limited edition new in unopened package I have it frozen don't lowball me I live in calfor I need to pay rent can I just say that I'm morally opposed to an uncrustable make it yourself you don't want to have the crust Uncrustables are bad it's like take a PB&J and make it shot and cold the fact that they've already mixed the peanut butter and the jelly it's all heresy you I'm not going to look at you I'm not going to make eye contact with you you uncrustable eating Heathen you have said some awful heinous than heinous things in the past and I've let them go because our friendship means a a little bit it does mean just about that much but what you've done here today M has put a rift between us this is the moment this is it that I am breaking up with you I have to get my prostate exam somewhere else I'll give you a prostate exam I just won't give you the results yeah th000 bucks 16 7230 10 grand you know I'll give Matt a point for 600 you have five points and you also just bch yeah un your1 closer and for emotional damages bath water oh no why do we need selling my freshest batch of bath water and it smells wild Y what does it smells wild mean when it comes to bath water I don't know but this person has other listings of just as upsetting things Matt I know you sell your bath water I don't sell my bath water all right why do you guys keep talking about me selling my bath water I sell my meat which I use my bath water to make no craft to this I make something okay I was really excited for PP and J about 45 seconds ago now my stomach feels a little bit icky wash it down with some NOP 50 bucks $57 oh that's pretty close $10 this seller also has nail clippings and a wet sock found outside listed for $2 is one of those socks you really just want to I never wanted to do that unless it was a bombus sock eh Kenzie no points on that one right yeah I because no one wins no one wins everyone loses on this one loses you know who really loses Kenzie loses cuz Kenzie had to experience a real psychic level damage are you okay uh maybe it's not no the real psychic damage was finding out that me and this person share one mutual friend oh my god really unopened full Macintosh 2 now hold on a second so this is an Apple 2 has the Apple extended keyboard actually well there's a bunch of stuff there has anyone told Luke me cuz I feel like he might like come tackle this guy and try to buy it this is going to be expensive though it's a Macintosh 2 it's not an Apple 2 there's a key distinction here right the Apple 2 was really the first actual Apple product that's not this this is the Macintosh 2 but the fact the boxes are so such bad shape that definitely is going to ding it like they look like they smell bad soon as someone says if you know it's worth it's usually someone who doesn't know it's worth well the thing is this thing is almost 40 years old it's going to be worth money I just don't think you're not talking about like 100 Grand or something here it's it's going to be a little bit more reasonable $7,500 I said 50k what the hell 10 grand okay points I'm going to I'm not going to lie I'm honestly that's not a bad price I'm texting Luke right now he might actually want that yeah like he will actually buy this vintage cheeky sneaky link ceramic mug it's literally DOA cat streets music and a mug you this might seem like a regular clown mug yeah I don't know what I'm looking at all look inside there's boobies oh you got clowns on the outside you got boobs on the inside that's a weird combination this is a weird vintage bug I mean it looks cool if you're into that you're losing some of the internal volume for your liquids but you know oh there there's some internal volume in there we're going to just move on from that so the idea is like as you drink your coffee boom just kind of way to start your morning I guess you bring this to the office no one's going for the clown mug so you could just secretly look at boobies all day long and no one would think twice I got no don't look at me I've already put my listing d That's stop looking I'm also not looking at you 30 bucks $35 Dam wow yo shout out to us we're so smart 15 whoops whoops can't show that on Christian it's a Christian manga manga manga manga manga that's a point for Austin okay that was a little generous but I'll take it yeah 15 bucks that's actually a pretty good deal you know what if you want a real crafty mug do you have the link you can send me on that one old peanut dispenser needs to be cleaned unsure if works you guys are not ready for the other side of it a what the what the [Music] if you have this someone's going to put you on a list well this is I'm buying this you realize this right I know what I'm doing on my lunch break knew this is mascot dropped 40 bucks $100 ooh $10 yo message her right now tell her I will be I will be over in a little bit I'm not even joking suspicious package it's got Mickey Mouse on the Sid is that Mickey Mouse this looks like it's stitched out of out of leather what's all this stapling oh wait you think it's something creepy inside and this looks like it's made out of people what why why did you go there first of all that is not Mickey Mouse on the side it's totally Mickey Mouse that is not Mickey Mouse do we get anything else to go on or just these photos you're going to guess and then you'll get things to go also it just like the the cursive on this is very like second grade learned ACC cursive no what's going on with this Patchwork on the side all the giant Staples yeah this is made out of multiple people it's not people it's just like leather or something this this is skin leather well yeah that's what leather is we should call someone and we should buy this stop buying things 3 2 1 200 bucks $150 oh pretty close again free suspicious package sculpture okay this is definitely made out of people no no he's trying to Pawn off you pick it a cursed are you going to go pick it up Matt it's free it's in Sherman Oaks I'm not driving that far so we're going to have one more and this one is a little bit different you're going to see the price and you're going to see the picture and the rest of the listing and you're going to guess what the thing is oh no okay $50 zero calories this set for $50 so we we see the price we see what it is we have to guess what it is I think I know what this is what's what's the what's the what's the orange thing on like the green that might meant to be cauliflower or like yellow like cauliflower is white I know I said it would yellowed okay again if I get this perfect I know I win you can't just make stuff up yes I can it's my channel no it's not my channel in my mind there you go that's it this is easy this is such an obvious one I well it's literally me it's it's thinner it say right there it's food I know what it is but I think there's more to it because Kinsey's a goblin and she's not going to give us an easy one like this okay wait wait hold on a second why does it say zero calories hold on hold on hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we overlooked something bad no why does it say zero calories oh I think I up yeah you did I think I up okay I know what it is now I already WR my answer down okay that's fine three two 1 dinner date with this person murder mystery fake dinner painted rocks I did not see that one coming so these are all painted rocks yes and they have lots of pictures and it's lovely they did a great job painting The Rocks they did that looks phenomenal and that's 50 bucks man that's that's worth $50 that looks great yeah I said fake dinner so no point I think I get a point on that I thought it was going to be something much more nefarious and so that means I won no everyone everyone agrees with me Aus has eight points and you have two and one of those is a Pity point and the other two were a tie with me like follow subscribe let us know what weird thing you got off Facebook Marketplace and we will catch you in the next one just be careful what you wish for sometimes my friends because what starts out is a happy fun looking for gaming PCs turns nefarious real real quick kiny will you come with me to go get the peanut man so I don't get murdered yeah great

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Length: 15min 25sec (925 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 24 2024