Women Reveal the Things They Find Most Confusing About Men

women what do you find most confusing about men how little they know about their friends my husband was friends with a guy for years and didn't know how old he was Scrolls through channels on TV sees movie does not know when it started as zero context about the plot watches the rest of the movie anyway why are guys so apprehensive about receiving gifts buddy I found a cool pair of socks that looks like a shark is eating your foot and I paid next to nothing for it why do you have to act like you now have to pay for my college tuition can I not just get guys things for fun how they make friends with everyone seriously I was at work and saw two guys get in a massive screaming match almost fighting I grabbed security and when we go to check it the two guys are standing and laughing they weren't even friends they didn't know each other before that night and suddenly they are best buds how I can tell my husband where something is and he can look right at it and say with certainty it's not their shades did you clean the sink yet looks and sink what the f that guys can go from fighting and beating each other up to suddenly being back to friends are you guys really friends is it just taking frustration out on each other what is it and how why is it bad if I send you a message that has three plus parts you only respond to the least important part if I'm like hey I saw our mutual friend while running errands let me know what you want for dinner I'm about to go pick it up and did you take out the trash I get a response that says oh yeah Dave haven't seen him in a while those handshakes you do how do you coordinate it it baffles me he uses my expensive shampoo to wash his whole body when there is a bar of soap right there why some of the guys I know turning completely different people went around their friends I've seen women do it as well but never that bigger the 180 as the men I know why they will throw their clothing on the floor next to the hamper when there is a perfectly good hamper right next to them battling apparently men can go into mental neutral and not think about anything if this is true how the does that even work also hands in pants when watching TV / relaxing don't get it what is up with having friends that give you SH and attitude and it's all good it's like you all like to torment each other and laugh about it not all men just the ones I know what's the deal with guys not wanting to use lotion or chapstick every guy I've dated thus far has denied my offer for lotion or chapstick when they complain about having chapped lips and dry skin your nipples do you want me to play with them or not whether or not they're into a woman swear to God one day they can display evidence of attraction then the next it's like a switch went off and they want nothing to do with you I've realized over the years sometimes it's just a bad day for them and not about me at all however I still can't read them lo I can't answer for all men that I can answer for myself and some others I've spoken to the s tear is a safe haven a place where no one can bother you and you're in your own zone you know when you go to poop you're gonna have 10 over 15 minutes maybe longer to do whatever you want without distraction want to read a chapter without being asked to do something toilet wanna scroll of Reddit without being asked to do something toilet want to take a break at work without called a lazy bugger toilet the toilet is a universal sign of leave me the F alone him trying to have peace and quiet in Dutch guys call each other Pig which in English means dick but they say it in a friendly way because they are mates why call each other Pig my wife says she never understood how my friend walks into the apartment and goes straight to the kitchen and grab stuff to eat / drink like it's his own her on top of it I don't give a f--- she says she could never do with our girlfriends when their skin is crusty and breaking out but refuse to use skin care products like facial masks to fix it because they find it too feminine like buddy everyone has skin it's no big deal using these products I haven't noticed this with girls but I have noticed that my husband will just like stare out into space with severe concentration and I'll be like what's wrong babe and he will say something like if all of our pets attacked me at once do you think I could fight them off I've seen other guys do this too it's just so fascinating we have a medium pit mix a small Chihuahua mix two ferrets and a hamster so the answer was probably yes unless he was asleep then maybe the medium dog could best him a guy asked my friend for her number he never calls something similar happened to me why even bother getting someone's phone number hey I don't want an egg but can you take out of the trash Tim yep me sees trash there next day advice for girls if you find something confusing ask them whether he's a co-worker friend or more importantly boyfriend guys don't mind explaining why they did things we have a reason it may be a dumb reason but it's dictated by a train of thought we also prefer girls to be direct rather than cloak-and-dagger the more we know about each other the easier things are likewise if a guy asks you why you did something we always interested in brushing up on any sort of girl logic at any given opportunity how they can think about nothing my Brian thinks of five millions things 24 / 7 and I wish I knew the secret to turning it off why they are only into me when I'm completely indifferent to them and are 0% into me when I actually like them how they absolutely refuse to ask for help back when we had no smartphones we were trying to find my friends Street and this guy I was with preferred to walk aimlessly for 30 minutes before I had enough and dared to ask someone for directions man talking golf to friends I was on the 3rd hole my second shot my ball was in the second cut about six feet from that big oak tree and about three feet from that big roof bad Luck's like a skinny sheik says I used my 3-wood and hit the perfect shot landing just two feet from the pen wife can you pick up third child from school today ma'am what school does he go to why men rarely asked for further detail husband and friend make plans to have a games night starting 5 p.m. at friend's place that's all the info covered should we bring any games it is a dinner time are we eating there are we meant to bring food how many people are we feeding who is going to be there he knows nothing why do you spit on the ground I've never seen a single woman do this why they persist once you say you aren't interested or are married I make a point of showing my wedding ring why even if you barely talked to them they can't remember anything you said not a woman but I can't understand why so many men don't wear sunscreen stop trying to throw hands with the Sun you're not going to win why are guys so apprehensive about getting feminine products for their daughter wife girlfriend ect you come over every day want to hold my hand touch me kiss me dance in the kitchen together while cooking our dinner tell me your secrets and dreams have passionate X but claim you don't have any feelings for me their refusal to see a doctor even if they have the means up your leg has fallen off tis but a scratch I know my gf is mine baffled by this but when she is pissed and having a terrible day she wants me to distract her and talk to her and be there for her when I'm at and or upset I like to be alone and distracted I don't want to talk about it because it reminds me of the issue and I can't move on from it I just want to play basketball or video games I want to be left alone how men and their male friends don't really talk about anything important going on in their lives with one another they will go through the worst heartbreak of their lives and not say anything about it they don't communicate about major life events or ask each other deep questions only always talking about surface level like music or fishing and it baffles me why don't you like flowers they are nice and pretty and make the room smell nice I want to buy flowers for all my loved ones but men don't seem to give a [ __ ] about flowers how insults can actually be jokes why sports are so fascinating Big Talk are you breaking up with me are you asking for a future make up your damn mind and don't be afraid to hurt my feelings or be honest is this exclusive or would it be weird if I went in a date with someone else dude tell me where you're at how they say exactly what they mean what kind of gang is that how they feel the need to be secretive even if it's no big deal they often feel the need to seem like they are cool and mysterious based on my dating experience and my guy friends I feel like guys don't typically wear lip chaps slash lip balms when they are single why wouldn't you want nice non chapped lips on a regular basis same thing with skincare / moisturizer I know a lot of guys have moisturizer at home but why not use it regularly TLDR I'm confused by single guys walking around with dry lips and dry skin I don't understand how guys can get so comfortable with each other I'm in my late twenties and I still see that women are catty towards each other guys are genuinely nice to each other how does that happen why are so many of you so into cars I just don't get it you don't need to go 0 to 103 seconds when you live in the suburbs actually no one who isn't a race driver needs to go that fast also kinda rod how you can be in the middle of a conversation and get distracted like yeah work was okay and I had this really big oMG look a Lamborghini presentation but I think it went okay why confrontation for them is so damn hard sometimes I was friends with a guy for years and we played video games nearly every night nothing have changed and he just would not answer me I did not spam him gave him space for a month asked if he was okay went on to play games with other people and never responded to me like just say it why is that so hard [Music]

Channel: BrainyDude

Views: 2,891,938

Rating: 4.8705983 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, woman, reveal, most confusing, confusing, things, about, man, r/, top posts of r/, reddit top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, brainy memes, reddit cringe, askreddit

Id: rm9CdiCkhyc

Length: 11min 19sec (679 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 11 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/SithisTheDreadFather]

This is a video that is just someone (or something) reading a Reddit thread. And it has 1.5 million views.

But why?

[u/Dthkl]

I hate these fucking videos and whenever I get recommended one I think it's going to be something worth a shit

[u/The_Atticus]

"Why is it that if I send you a message with 3+ parts, you only respond to the least important part?"

Maybe don't cram a series of vignettes into every text message you send

[u/stemthrowaway1]

"why do the guys I like not give a shit about me, but the guys I don't like fawn all over me"

Because you're uglier than you think.

[u/Sofa_Man]

Some of these were written by what I have to assume are Amazons, because they've clearly never seen a man in their entire life.

[u/crocor99]

Women are retarded, men have always know this, but we didn't have indisputable proof before the internet.
Now there is enough proof every single day to write a case study about.

[u/Mr-Scurvy]

I agree. Lot of great material in there.

[u/sweetb00bs]

Kirby theme?