♪♪ >>> THE CITY OF DREAMS, LOS ANGELES. YOU KNOW, YOU GO THROUGH, YOU HAVE DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS, YOU HAVE YOUR LAUREN OLIVIER. I MEAN, CHARLIE CHAPLIN. MIKA. >> YES? >> IT IS HARD TO SAY THIS BECAUSE I GET EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT. >> UH-HUH, YEAH? >> I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR SO LONG. HE'S LIKE A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. >> I KNOW. >> TO SEE -- >> OUR BOY. >> TO SEE OUR BOY HIT THE BIG TIME. HOLD ON A SECOND. >> OUR BABY. >> HOLD ON. >> IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT, HONEY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. >> I'M GOING TO SWEAT. >> MAKE SURE THERE IS NOT A TISSUE STICKING TO YOUR FACE BECAUSE I'M NOT THERE FOR YOU. RIGHT THERE, HE ALWAYS HAS, YEAH. THAT, WIPE IT OFF. >> TELL PEOPLE OTHER THINGS AS I'M TRYING TO CONNECT WITH WILLIE. I'M TRYING! >> SUCH A SWEET CHILD. >> HE'S A SWEET CHILD. BUT HE'S HIT THE BIG TIME IN THE USA. >> I KNOW. >> HE IS OUR HONEY PIE. HERE IS A CLIP FROM "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM," TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE IDEA OF WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> I'M JELLY. >> I THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK PRETTY WELL. YOU AND I WILL TALK IN THE INTERVIEW, BE LOOSE, YOU TELL YOUR STORY. >> LIKE THIS, OKAY. >> WE CAN DO IT HERE. THERE'S BEAUTIFUL SPACE. >> OKAY. >> TALKING TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. EVERYBODY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT YOU. ALTHOUGH, ONE PERSON CALLED YOU AN [ BLEEP ]. >> WHO? WHO CALLED ME AN [ BLEEP ]? >> DO IT IN HERE. >> WHO? >> FIRE. >> WHO CALLED ME AN [ BLEEP ], CURIOUS. >> LARRY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS, OKAY? I DON'T GIVE UP MY SOURCES. YOU NEED TO REPRESENT MY JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY. >> WHERE IS THE INTEGRITY OF CALLING ME SOMEONE CALLED ME AN [ BLEEP ]? IS THERE INTEGRITY HERE? >> SMALL PART OF A LARGER STORY. I HAVE TO TELL THE FULL PICTURE. >> IT IS A UNIVERSAL FACT THAT EVERYBODY IS CALLED AN [ BLEEP ]. I'M SURE MOTHER TERESA WAS CALLED AN [ BLEEP ] BY SOMEONE. >> I DOUBT THAT, LARRY. >> SOMEBODY MUST HAVE SAID, SHE'S SO GOOD. SHE'S SO GOOD. WHAT AN [ BLEEP ]. LOOK AT MS. PERFECT, HELPING THE LEPERS. COME ON. >> I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE SOURCE SO WE CAN DROP IT, LARRY. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. >> ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THE SOURCE. I KNOW WHO IT WAS. TED DENSON. I SAW THAT. >> NO. >> THAT'S A TELL. IT WAS A LOOK AWAY. >> IT'S NOT, THAT'S A LET'S MOVE ALONG. THAT'S IT. IT'S NOT TED. THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY. >> OKAY. FORGET IT. I KNOW WHO IT WAS. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. >> WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS? >> IT WAS TROY. THE DEAF ACTOR AT THE CLUB. >> THE GUY WHO WON THE OSCAR FOR "KODA?" >> YEAH, I HIT HIM WITH A GOLF BALL BECAUSE I COULDN'T YELL FORE. >> DID HE SIGN TO ME YOU'RE AN [ BLEEP ]? >> TOTALLY, YEAH. >> LARRY, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION AS LONG AS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CLUB. >> SURE, YEAH. >> ARE YOU DISGRUNTLED? >> DISGRUNTLED? >> YEAH. >> YOU KNOW ABOUT DISGRUNTLED? >> WHEN A GUY PUTS A NOTE ON THE LOCKER ROOM DOOR AND THERE'S A FIGHT INSIDE THE CLUB, THERE'S SOMETHING THERE. >> I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT DISGRUNTLED WITH A CAPITAL D. I'M DISGRUNTLED WITH A SMALL D, WILLIE. HOW COULD YOU BE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT BE SMALL D. DISGRUNTLED? >> YOU'RE COMING AT ME WITH BIG D DISGRUNTLED ENERGY. >> LITTLE D ALL THE WAY. >> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, LARRY? >> YEAH, I'M SURE. ♪♪ >> OKAY. >> I MEAN, MIKA. [ APPLAUSE ] >> VERY GOOD. >> WHERE ARE THE EMMYS? >> WHEN ARE THE EMMYS? I HAVE TO RENT A TUX. >> IS THAT RANDO ON THE WATERFRONT? HOFFMAN AND MERYL STREEP? LOOK AT HIM. HE OWNS THE SCREEN. IT'S LIKE NOBODY ELSE IS THERE. SORRY, LARRY. WILLIE, THIS IS -- THIS IS YOUR NEW CAREER, MY SON. THIS IS YOUR FUTURE. >> I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY TOO MUCH OF THE PLOT BECAUSE PEOPLE WATCH IT ALL WEEK, BUT LET'S JUST SAY I WAS THERE FOR A COUPLE DAYS. AS I WATCHED ON SUNDAY NIGHT, I WAS SURPRISED AT HOW MUCH THEY ACTUALLY USED. IT'S A LOT OF ME IN THE EPISODE. BUT IT WAS -- AS YOU KNOW AND HAVE SEEN, TO GO THERE AND BE ON THAT SET AND WATCH BEHIND THE SCENES IN PERSON THE GENIUS, TRULY THE GENIUS THAT IS LARRY DAVID AND HIS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR JEFF SHAFER, A WRITER ON "SEINFELD," HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN. TO WATCH THEM CUT A TAPE, THEN LEAN IN AND SAY, WHAT DO YOU SAID THIS, DID THIS? THERE IS SO MUCH AD LIB ON THE SHOW. IT WAS TRULY JUST LIKE A PURE HONOR AND PRIVILEGE TO EVEN BE THERE. >> SO FUN. >> LET ALONE TO SHOW UP ON THE EPISODE. >> THAT'S GREAT. >> COMPLETELY ECLIPSED LARRY. >> LITTLE
