(crowd cheering) - Oh yeah, freestyle
rapper, but here Wild 'N Out we focus on them jokes. So each punchline is one point
added to your total score. (crowd cheering) Clap your hands y'all,
clap your hands y'all. ♪ Yo, you gotta hit record,
it's hitting the top spot ♪ ♪ But your head's not big
enough like my man, Scott ♪ ♪ I'm gonna tell you like this,
dude you all need to stop ♪ ♪ Because it looked like you and hit man ♪ ♪ Got your teeth fixed at the same shop. ♪ (crowd cheering) - All right, you gave him a be (beep). - That was good, a free style. ♪ Smile bitch, I don't mean no harm ♪ ♪ But I really hear your wrapped
in the foreign ass pause ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ My pause is meaningful (beep) ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Hey your doom boy,
yeah, you got a hot tune ♪ ♪ You only live your best
life 'cause TI dropped you ♪ - Ooh. - I was never signed a TI, that's my dog. I was never signed. Do another one, go ahead. (crowd claughing) ♪ Hold on, hey, yo Doom Boy ♪ ♪ This is the truth,
those the baby shoes ♪ ♪ That we put in the rear view ♪ - They the same size as me. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, yeah, yo. ♪ I wanted to be the biggest
castmate ever, that's a fact ♪ ♪ And then you went and hired
him, and that was that ♪ ♪ I mean, (indistinct),
but you look like JLo ♪ ♪ Yeah, JLo self esteem ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo, hitman, holler ♪ ♪ Yo, you do the Moses,
you got new teeth ♪ ♪ But when you breathe
it Hitman holotosis ♪ (crowd cexclaiming) ♪ DC, Young fly ♪ ♪ Yo ♪ ♪ DC, I don't mean to be
rude, but you so skinny ♪ ♪ It looked like you
were allergic to food ♪ ♪ Your pants that tight you
can't even get your lean on ♪ ♪ You the type to (beep)
wake up and her jeans on ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Can't breathe in there ♪ - Hey man (beep), stop that. (crowd cheering) You keep doing that thing. (indistinct) Is a damn shame. You know what you need to do? You need to go to every
little kid birthday party and swallow their helium ballon and maybe your voice will change. (crowd laughing) - DC can hula hoop with a cheerio. You should change your name to CD 'cause you're skinny enough
to fit inside my stereo. (crowd cheering) - Ain't even gonna lie bro, there's something you need to know. I know why your ass still mad, 'cause every time you get in somebody car, your feet still don't hit the flow. (crowd cheering) He be like, damn, why your car so big? (crowd cheering) - My feet don't hit the
flow, and yeah, that's cool. That's what's up with me. But go ahead and tell the people that before you had a career,
you used to look up to me. - That's right, I did. And that's true, but guess what? Lil (beep), I grew past you. (crowd cheering) ♪ Mela, you look like you need some help ♪ ♪ This (beep) so black I thought
you showed up by yourself ♪ - Hey, hey, hey. ♪ You heard a dance break,
well allow me to teach class ♪ ♪ I'll take my foot and
break it in your stoney ass ♪ - I believe it. That's your new wrestling move? (crowd cheering) - Hey yo, Nick, I'm confused. I don't really see the plan. Where the hell did you find Beanie Man? (crowd cheering) - Nah, I got you. Look after I say this hit,
man, you might get mad at me, but with that skirt on you you look like you're
wrestling with your sexuality. ♪ Yo, Yo, he gonna talk about my cue ♪ ♪ Don't get worked off I could (beep) ♪ ♪ Your mama without this skirt off ♪ Look. (crowd cheering) - Uh-oh, waddup ladies, let get Justina. Right here, Justina. In the ring, Justina. Get these part, okay, here we goes. ♪ Yo, right now you need
to get cooked right ♪ ♪ If orphan Andy black guys,
this is what it looked like ♪ - Okay, okay. ♪ Look, I'm gonna tell the
whole world how you really ♪ ♪ Your trick, how you got up
on the show 'cause (beep) ♪ ♪ You thinking that you hot ♪ ♪ I'm gonna tell you that you not though ♪ ♪ You let everybody put
their meat up in your taco ♪ (crowd cheering) - Tell the truth. Nick, tell the truth. Were you being patriotic
or like the way she red, white and blue? (crowd cheering) ♪ You thinking that you cute ♪ ♪ Hoping on my gold lens ♪ ♪ You such a thought, you Jennifer Hopez ♪ ♪ Girl, please, my flow is too strong ♪ ♪ They call you my verse
on my whole (beep) song ♪ (crowd cheering) - I'll see you next time, Justina. - Hey, yo, DJ D-WrekD-Wrek. - Yo, waddup? - Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Nick, you think you bad,
but you really my son, since you wrap your head like a girl, come get slam by one. (crowd cheering) - After y'all later, who won? - Conceded, you look like
the most gangster snuff I've seen in all of my life. You are so tiny that
TI calls you, his wife. - Hey yo, Shorone, you always a trip. It's ironic you mentioned TI 'cause your mother's always on a tip. (crowd cheering) And then you said he calls me his wife, man, that's no biggie. Well, you such a white bitch
that TI calls you Iggy. (crowd cheering) - Hey Iran, listen, I
know you like the rapping, but you so dark you make Michael Blackson look like Michael Jackson. (crowd cheering) - That was crazy. - You so short you can have the bus and bump your neck on the curb. - Ooh, that's true. And when we watching the wrestling, you always in the background, no wonder that is the wrestling episode 'cause I bring your girl
and I give her a smack down. (crowd cheering) ♪ Two steps, I make this look easy ♪ ♪ This my show, please believe me ♪ ♪ But I love it when my
brothers out here achieving ♪ ♪ Give it up for ACON and you Chrisy. ♪ (crowd cheering) - Come here Akon. ♪ This time you need to know,
this time you need to know ♪ ♪ I wanna go to Africa so bad ♪ ♪ When you're gonna let me go ♪ For real. (crowd cheering) I wanna go. ♪ I'm speechless ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo, just be happy that you ain't there ♪ ♪ You're in Atlanta, this
be tickled me elbow ♪ ♪ If he was raised in fake hair ♪ (crowd cheering) - Hold on. ♪ Hey hitman, I ain't think your
gums are getting no blacker ♪ ♪ And your team went from
Dorito crumb to salty crackers ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Hold up, now you must
have thought it over ♪ ♪ Your team had to dress
like a pack of blueberry ♪ (crowd cheering) - Nick is coming, coming out. Nick, how you doing today? I did not come here to play. I am going to kick the space. It looked like you have a red
penis hanging from your waist. (crowd cheering) - Talking about what I got on? You talking about what I got on? ♪ You, don't make me mad ♪ ♪ Why your team kept in up
your dress like a stepdad ♪ ♪ And don't even bother ♪ ♪ Yo, Akon, you are the father ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo, it's the 13 season ♪ ♪ Nick, I need my air time ♪ ♪ I know y'all give money,
this got a hairline ♪ ♪ Everybody's saying
that I look like Akon ♪ ♪ But you can't say, cause
your beard is paved on ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ My beard is paved on,
I'm glad you feel this ♪ ♪ I'm just glad you find some words ♪ ♪ That you're no longer speechless ♪ (crowd cheering) - Don't ever disrespect me. (indistinct chatter) - I'm trying to tell you. (crowd cheering) - Now listen, what I'm about to say might hurt your pride, but this how you dress when
you can't find your clothes and your Uber outside. (crowd cheering) - Hold on. He said, I dress like a stepdad. You dress like a 13 year old,
so what's that all about? I don't put lights in Africa,
don't make me put yours out. (crowd cheering) - He has turned oof the
lights, he's the key. - Matter of fact, I usually
go first, it's your show, dog. I let Carlos go first. - I'm gonna bring som flavor- (crowd cheering) I said I'm top like that
dude that (indistinct). ♪ Coming off the top like that dude ♪ ♪ I don't have no sense,
but I came to do with big ♪ ♪ I came to wild 'n out because
I need to feed my kids ♪ ♪ You tried to fire me, but
that just ain't what it is ♪ ♪ Ain't what it ♪ ♪ Everybody know the
whole black squad lost ♪ ♪ Because of what happened ♪ ♪ How you get fired on your damn day off ♪ ♪ The wild style need to
come with better rules ♪ ♪ I do it bigger than
your little brother ♪ ♪ Brother shoes ♪ ♪ I'm about do it bigger
than your lil brother shoes ♪ ♪ Look at this, this here is red boots ♪ ♪ They bigger than hell and
you know he going shoe ♪ ♪ Yo boy, step up ♪ ♪ Go, stop playing, ain't no need to amp ♪ ♪ You know his little brother
is the kickball champ ♪ ♪ I said the kickball
champ he be doing it long ♪ ♪ His brother boots so big
you know that you wrong ♪ ♪ But you go been through the stand ups ♪ ♪ Somebody should reminded me ♪ ♪ But Nick bro, 85 stop like
the bulls in the nineties ♪ - Okay, okay. ♪ When you sound like a (beep) ♪ ♪ When you run it sound
like this, boo, boo ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Hey brother shoe ♪ ♪ You know I'll be spit in ♪ ♪ And magic and jumped in her ♪ ♪ And Nick tell your
brother, get some kicks in ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ The shoes be booming when
he walk the devil be like ♪ ♪ What y'all up there doing ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo, I came in the
door. I said it before ♪ ♪ I never let the black
squad win no more ♪ ♪ But here something that's
been bothering me to my court ♪ ♪ But a (beep) it ain't no black
people on the Jersey shore ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo yo, yo, yo, Nick ♪ ♪ Being a rapper wasn't in your plan ♪ ♪ You got a better chance than
Ron getting back with Sam ♪ ♪ You got a better chance of
being on beat mother (beep) ♪ ♪ Hey Bobby, when I spit ball,
I know, but here's a tape ♪ ♪ Your body belonged on no wedding cake ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Look, that wedding cake
joke was very whack ♪ ♪ What you need to do is get
Ronnie's big as shoulders back ♪ (crowd cheering) - Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Bobby, your raps don't
really work for me. You got the face for an old folks home and the body for a nursery. - chill Justina, he was on That so Raven, but he ain't on that show anymore. Ain't she psychic, how
come she didn't tell you, you was gonna grow anymore? (crowd cheering) - The Disney channel jokes are cute, I ain't knocking you, but don't she look like
a trailer park version of Kim possible. (crowd cheering) You wanna talk stupid, if she
Kim possible, look you Rufus. (crowd cheering) - Wait, now y'all want that mother (beep) that was talking before
this guy right here. (crowd cheering)
This one. You guys remember what
he said before, right? Yo, Jersey Shore is MTVs number one, don't act like you don't know. Jersey Shore is the reason why
all of you still have a show. (crowd cheering) - Can you talk about Jersey Shore? What is that about? We the new MTV, welcome to Wild 'N Out. (crowd cheering) ♪ Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪ ♪ Who is the freshest of them all ♪ ♪ From the window, to the wall ♪ ♪ Y'all make some noise
for the wizard of my ball ♪ - What? - He's the wizard of my ball? - Wizard of the ball. (crowd cheering) ♪ Hey yo, Nick, you, my man
you'll be burning too, right ♪ ♪ Trying to say his eyes was red ♪ ♪ 'Cause his turb is too tight ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Yeah, everybody know this is true ♪ ♪ When they come to battle
rap, I kill this what I do ♪ ♪ And cliff, I keep a tuck ♪ ♪ Bobby's so small ♪ ♪ I bet his GPS only
give him the shortcuts ♪ (crowd cheering) - Okay. ♪ GVS shortcuts, I must
admit that was fire ♪ ♪ But you handle my kids
like a daycare provider ♪ (crowd cheering) - He mad. ♪ Wild style battle, I go forth throttle ♪ ♪ He looked like a genie Hennessy bottle ♪ ♪ Old school player, that my name ♪ ♪ I got your and I'm about to murder you ♪ ♪ You up here dressed
like a wall out Burg ♪ ♪ Yeah, what you going to do ♪ ♪ Everything God speak has gotta be true ♪ ♪ Hey and my rhyme just begin ♪ ♪ You got your whole outfit
from fashion noble man ♪ ♪ Time playing ♪ ♪ I say you, the heavyweight
champing up the daycare league ♪ (crowd cheering) - Hey, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (crowd cheering) Punishable. Aren't y'all too supposed to be rappers? Well, I'm about to eat you for lunch. 'Cause the only way you could get a hit, is if Wiz Khalifa passed you the blunt. (crowd cheering) - You said we will only
get a hit from the blunt, that was really phony, 'cause in the hood, you're like a blunt 'cause once they hit it,
they pass you to the homie. (crowd cheering) - Coming against us, this
is where the fun stop. You're such a (beep) every
time you take a step, it's considered a slut walk. - High school, I was at the slut walk and it really changed my world. I was in the streets towing
with your mom and your girl. (crowd cheering) - I'm gonna tell you like this. That (beep) needs some cushion. You got your hair like
rappuzle but guess what? Don't nobody want to save you
from that dragon ass (beep). (crowd cheering) ♪ Man look, really I don't need no harm ♪ ♪ But with all this fruit on your team ♪ ♪ You like lucky charms
up and you go the on all ♪ ♪ And I keep it word is long ♪ ♪ Yo, I keep going never broke ♪ ♪ So if he marsh fellow
and I want this hot Coco ♪ (crowd cheering) - Hey yo, Nick, listen. ♪ I've seen your dancing,
it wasn't impressive ♪ ♪ You should probably come to
me and I'll give you a lesson. ♪ ♪ I'll take it, I'll take it ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Listen, your music is whack,
your albums never sold ♪ ♪ Listen, I'm so wash ♪ ♪ But I'm the closest you
will ever come to gold ♪ ♪ I'll take you, I'll take you ♪ (crowd cheering) Hey. - Marshmallow, you ready? ♪ In this goofy get up, you
know it's gonna backfire ♪ ♪ I'm a roses a marshmallow
like he had a campfire ♪ ♪ You run marshmallow,
I would never taste ♪ ♪ You only wear that mask
to cover your ugly face ♪ - Roasted. - Hey you, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Actually I'm gonna start it off. Did Conceded ride a beat? The answer is no, the day it happens Azalia banks will come back on the show. And Justina, you wanna dis marshmallow but the kid won't sign. You're like a marshmallow
'cause you're soft, white and everyone puts their stick inside you. (crowd cheering) - That's crazy. - He said everyone pops
they stick in me, Sharone. Okay, boohoo. Well then you must be the gram cracker 'cause everyone puts they
chocolate inside of you. (crowd cheering) - Black man. - What? That was crazy. Yeah, hold on man. I put this black man versus white man. This is a light shower. If you played basketball, your name will be the white powder. You so racist that W on your shirt, stands for white power. - Hold on, these buttons are close. - He don't like black, nothing. No black songs, black
women, no black dancers. He even canceled his Netflix
just 'cause they uploaded Black Panther. (crowd cheering) - Hey big Mac, you my homie. But you really eat big Macs
till your neck explode. You know how I know you hungry? 'Cause you've been staring at
marshmallow the whole episode. (crowd cheering) ♪ Oh right, all right,
you stepping up, okay ♪ ♪ I'll come like this ♪ ♪ I know this girl, her name is Nini ♪ ♪ She get hot bothered
every time she see me ♪ ♪ Pull up in my bins
on my drop top patty ♪ ♪ If you let me in, I'll
be Brian's step daddy ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ You can never be my step
daddy, you ain't got the drill ♪ ♪ My daddy, Greg leaks
and he is a slick him ♪ ♪ You can't run like us we
don't care about your cat ♪ ♪ Outside is a rape 2018 buddy ♪ (crowd cheering) - Hey yo Bobby. Yo, y'all know how we
get down, never to trust. ♪ Hold black squad whack y'all
us better join some Alliance ♪ ♪ Football Jersey ♪ ♪ Aw, who you used to play
for, the little giants ♪ (crowd cheering) - Look. - He mad, y'all. ♪ But let's be clear I'd
rather have my height ♪ ♪ Than them small ears ♪ ♪ And you boy, shut the (beep) up ♪ ♪ Y our nose so big you
smelled the sun come up ♪ (crowd cheering) - Hey, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Come on, come on, get him. - Check. I'm the Royal flash in the flesh you just a peasant in this clown world. Somebody come beat this face. This knew is wilding out girl. - Ooh. - Hey, we are the stage, on the show called Wild 'N Out. He got on the same pass
Nick had on and road bounce. Get your hands out here. - Nini, how you a housewife but there ain't never
any peace in your house? I know why they call you Nini leaks 'cause you got diarrhea of the mouth. - Hold on, wait one second. Oh, oh I forgot. I don't win. (crowd cheering) - Your fans think you messy and they wish you would do better. You should introduce your
top lip to your bottom lip 'cause they ain't never been together. (crowd cheering) - I got you. I got you Nini, don't
worry, we gonna ride you. You a real housewife,
she just a side (beep). (crowd cheering) ♪ But yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ All right, gonna step
over and I gotta say ♪ ♪ I'm so fresh to death I might die ♪ ♪ And you looking like an
angel, no, lA, lA, ah ♪ ♪ So let me up in that heaven
so I can touch the sky ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Yo, Hitman, I'm the baddest around ♪ ♪ When it come to battle
rapping, I'm the best in town ♪ ♪ Look, I leave a murder scene ♪ ♪ Is it me or do clips
look like the head coach ♪ ♪ From burger king and
I could go all night ♪ ♪ I know you used to
for my shoot out white ♪ (crowd cheering) - Let's pass you. - All right. - Get Simone. - Oh wait, wait. Hold on, okay. - You as hairy as a man,
the way you looking, you could be your own boyfriend. ♪ You made a song about you you the bomb ♪ ♪ Yo, Nick, chicken heads
they belong on the farm ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ It's something you won't believe ♪ ♪ I went backstage and found
the rest of your weave. ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ But I got Luke if she don't
want, use it for a head ♪ ♪ Put it on your boots ♪ ♪ Time that I see you I say damn ♪ ♪ You look like the blue
monster from space jam ♪ (crowd cheering) - Okay. All right, check this out. ♪ Look space jam now that ain't white ♪ ♪ That's why you look like
ass fake Gucci white ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Don't see, look like the fake version ♪ (crowd cheering) - Chico. Hi, Chico, I know why you slow. 'Cause your head is shaped
like an Idaho potato. (crowd cheering) - I had to cut the beef for that. - Yeah. - It was very funny. Hey, come in baby. Hey. Hey. ♪ Yeah, I'm Chico be and
I'm known to get cash. ♪ ♪ I got add whole potato. You
got 'em stuck to your ass ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Back in the day. When I was
young, I'm not a kid anymore ♪ ♪ But days I said, I
wish I was a kid again ♪ ♪ You ain't been funny since the six man ♪ ♪ And they used to say, we look delight ♪ ♪ But you look like me if
I was 60 and on the pipe ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ One here, quitter ♪ ♪ Your outfit looked like you
fell in stripper glitter ♪ - Okay, good, good. ♪ Marlon in the house but
you know, it's the bummer ♪ ♪ We all know Sean's the
most talented brother ♪ ♪ So this battle is one
thing I gotta say to you ♪ ♪ You played a white chick ♪ ♪ And now a white chick's playing you. ♪ (crowd cheering) - Oh, oh, I'm gonna say it like
this without no frustration. You look like you fell
in some menstruation. (crowd cheering) - Come here Simone. ♪ Respect us all or get mugged ♪ ♪ I don't know if I should kiss you ♪ ♪ Or play checkers with your shirt ♪ ♪ You got a nice shape in the waist ♪ ♪ But besides direct dicking,
nobody wants your cake ♪ ♪ In they face ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Clips, why you acting like
you all really wanna score ♪ ♪ Don't act like your fat ass ♪ ♪ Wasn't just eating that
cake off the floor. ♪ (crowd cheering) - Hey Clip, I got
something to say team too. ♪ You're up here in shape
like a pizza spatula ♪ ♪ Come on bro, Nick
should have been the one ♪ ♪ To tell you this
without a (beep) Cannon ♪ (crowd cheering) - Nick. - Go for it. ♪ You were sleeping Nick
house then he woke up ♪ ♪ Mariah complained so you the
reason that they broke up ♪ ♪ That's why nobody wanna
love you besides the crowd ♪ ♪ They don't know you
Nick little brother ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, I'm gonna
tell haters one time ♪ ♪ He was with the band
showing Nick how to work ♪ ♪ When you wasn't drum lines ♪ ♪ Now let's talk about
your pants looking skinny ♪ ♪ Don't make me roll up
on you with the semi ♪ ♪ If this is south park, I'm
about to kill your whole squad ♪ ♪ Like they gaming ♪ (crowd cheering) - Hold on. Hold on. Jesus Christ, wait a minute. That's his relative. - I'm gonna have to
explain that to my daddy. (crowd cheering) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) Bobby, you know, I don't give a damn. You be all on Instagram. Marla, you should have used him instead when you made that movie Little Man. - You, my dog. I don't hate you, but I
don't think Nick told you that I'm the one here to replace you. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, why not? This episode 200 and you
know, I'm about to blow up. If Nick clicked his
heel together two times Justina show up. (crowd cheering) - Ooh, ooh. He stepped all the way up, all right. ♪ We know soldier is a gang,
we know soldier from the hood ♪ ♪ But he really a nice
guy, he really all good ♪ ♪ He ain't never been to prison ♪ ♪ He ain't never been a felon # ♪ ♪ 'Cause when the police
asked Sodja Boy telling ♪ ♪ Because if he ever go
jail, if he ever in cell ♪ ♪ The dudes in there
have Sodja Boy yelling ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Hell now I knock (beep) I
take Nick (beep) on the couch ♪ ♪ Yeah, you already know ♪ ♪ Your chain look fake like some snow ♪ ♪ Big Dre, oh, knocking down ♪ ♪ Big D Drake JTL, it's my town ♪ (crowd cheering) - Look, you a cool cat. But
he don't let the two clap. Michael Jackson called and he
said he won his shoes back. I let the toast Steve, you got a church. He ripping both sides. 'Cause you big enough be on
both teams with that chill. Just like the lumber Jack,
precious just called me. She told me she want her stomach back. And you (indistinct) named
the Draco destiny child. 'Cause I think you need a soldier. - Hold on, watch your mouth boy, your it get drastic with
that Draco, I'm Dre. Oh, I come with a ratchet. I ain't talking about a feed
when I come with the plastic disrespect Sodja you'll
be inside of a casket. (crowd cheering) - That was okay. Lemme get home Clayton
and DC to the front. - Oh my goodness. - Oh my goodness. Okay. Clayton we all know you Ratt
you look like Steph Curry if you never made a basket. DC I don't mean to be a hater
but you look like duck funny if he grew up in Decatur. (crowd cheering) - Okay, that's cool. But this is yo is garbage. 'Cause your outfit made
outta trash back material. (crowd cheering) - Okay. - It must be Thursday, I'm
about take my ass to the curve. - DC. - Come out, Justina. - Okay DC. Trash bag, yeah, I'll take that but you Sodja boy if he never made crank that. (crowd cheering) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Hold on, hey soldier, man. You said you was in the crib like. Killed them with a big (beep). Soldier boy the only thing
you ever killed in your life was hip hop. - Conceded you dissing soldier boy's music you think that'll fold? Crank that went platinum, how
many albums have you sold? (crowd cheering) - Last night, your girl
had dinner in my house. I put my pork in her bun. Chop, up here. (crowd cheering) - Listen, what I'm about to
say to you I'm not playing. How you gonna dis your real daddy and start hanging with Cannon? Listen, I should beat your ass. You the cast member that I
wish they got rid of the cast. It's true. The most hated people in
the hood is Donald Trump and now you. (crowd cheering) - I say you street, but
that's not your factor. I'm in the streets more
than you, I'm just an actor. - Hey, this is a show
and I can be your friend. But I'm gonna knock your ass
out if you touch me again. (crowd cheering) - Y'all think y'all win, how you figure? I know all of y'all, but
who the (beep) is this? - He look like you. - Is this height the girls
is like, no, I'm tall, dark and handsome. Bitch I look like God. (crowd cheering) - Hold on, stop, stop. What you need to do is pause, stop. Take your hat off you
look like Travis Knock. (crowd cheering) - Oh, oh. I guess he thought he
killed it but he looked like what you talk about Willis? (crowd cheering) - Whoever he's, I don't care built like he played for the Chicago band. (crowd cheering) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Can I go first? - White privilege, go ahead. - If you dis my team I'll dis your team 'cause in this battle you're losing. Charlie clips is more chins
than his family reunions. - All right, Shone, that's carzy, I don't know why you
always trying to pop on us, but we can never enjoy our family reunion 'cause you and your people
call the cops on us. (crowd cheering) - Bring them out. Bring them out. I can't believe your wife
lets you out the house. I just got a text. You can't even Rob because
Alicia said, it go home time. (crowd cheering) - That was a good one, Nick. - Nick cannon, come with Nick Minaj flow. Look at his feet. He got Nick Minaj glow. Come dance hand you go slow pro. Man don't suck (beep) slow mo. (crowd cheering) - You thinking that you hot,
I'm gonna tell you Harley. You'll never be Nikki, Kim or
Corey, speaking of rappers. Let me bring it back. You look like Grammy ma
she started smoking crack. (crowd cheering) - Okay, okay, that's enough. - Wait, hey, wait. Say something else about
cast I'm getting ignorant. I wanna announce that cash
do dog Got me pregnant. (crowd cheering) - I'm the best set, I
sound clever A Donna, the red screen whack
that's for whoever wanted. Look I hire your friend I stay Carlos better get back
before he get fired again. Look, you got a jaw head, and little Bobby, still
sleeping a car bed. I tell you in a, if you take
your panties off our bed, it smell like juicy crab. (crowd cheering) - Listen, listen, listen. Hey Hitman, come back,
come back, my friend. Now come on here. Now by now you should know
better than the mess with me. Your teeth bigger than your
music career can ever be. - Yeah, you said something about me too. You ain't a real gangster
I don't care what you say? You don't fight people that's
saw you doing the nickname. (crowd cheering) - MS talking. Come on, look. - Now everybody in the four row four, which are my hands up
and scream some more. Now everybody in the phone
row four better the hands up. Listen, notice how the red
team is standing tough, but also now how now
of put their hands up. Matter of fact, DJ D-Wrek go acapella. Let me finish on these good fellas. (crowd cheering) See DC, I did my research, it took you a bunch of fine
videos just to get on the show. It took me one we all know
that was the (beep) challenge. So if we talking God given that's like comparing the dog talent. (crowd cheering) - That's crazy. And that right there is not true. That's why your gotta be
somebody else on every show. 'cause these mother (beep) don't know you. (crowd cheering) Do one more. - It's funny DC. I already knew what you was about to say. I'm only on the show 'cause I can sing, dance and impersonate. Okay, but hold on. The ironic thing is I actually
do a good impression of dude. But even when I'm doing
an impression in you, your baby mama knows I'm
the better version of you. - All right, that's cool. But it's time for me to pass the class. And since you wanna be Eminem so bad, it was me, yo girl and two
other at four in the morning. Now that's what I call a shady aftermath. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, yeah, I gotta testify. Come up on my show I'm looking extra fly. You was with Kanye on touch this guy, but he traded you for
Trump now you extra dry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a funny feeling that was pre-written but this right here, I be taking it free. I'm Kanick with a Cape, you
should take this from me. Every time you in my presence,
you should be taking a knee. - Taking a knee, I will never
bow down to another man. You got on your knees
in front of TV to lay. Want to hear it (indistinct),
coming off the top I'm hot like Tabasco. You see me, you don't TV. I've been doing I'm like a genie. Grant your three wishes. (crowd cheering) - That was awful, that
was mother (beep) awful. It sounded real fresh, but
it wasn't really thoughtful. You and cheat, you belong at a bro while all of your all built like bottles, water bottles, not Coca Cola either. It seems like you've been
smoking on some REFA facts. This jacket is kind fake. Louis Vuitton never made
those what's breaks. The CU don't matter. You look like a package
of hot dogs on crack. You look like was smack about people. I thought that I saw you on smack. Everything you ever said was mother (beep) you really wish that you (beep) black. You really wish that you was (beep). (crowd cheering) - What's up. You had a hit song called kick and push. Yes, those were the days. Now you get kicked to
push right off stage. (crowd cheering) I bet your mama still make
you riding the bucket at- - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Once you get in the truck,
it was called kick push, but now it's kicking a punch. (crowd cheering) - Okay. Your voice is being keeper,
but it really don't matter. But season after season,
your ass is getting flatter. - Okay. Another flat ass joke,
watch how I snatch those. I'd rather have a flat butt
than a loose ass (beep). (crowd cheering) - Hey you DJ, D-Wrek. Cut the beat, I wanna sing. - Don't know what that mean but- - Cut the beat. Conceded. (crowd cheering) I can't believe it. You're shorter in life Conceded,
when you're standing up it look like conceded, sweep down. I just missed you. (crowd cheering) - Yo Conceded, come here. DJ D-Wrek, can you cut the beat. (crowd cheering) We doing it the wild style. You famous for saying DJ drop the beat. Well I know you think I'm gonna
say something gay, like DC, come over here and drop the meat. But I ain't. Okay, okay, okay, I'm through. I'm through, I'm through. 'Cause I'm through. 'Cause Justina says she (beep) you, you (beep) so small and I'm
just gonna walk right past you. (crowd cheering) - Hey Jason, I know you don't want play. Somebody had to tell you this someday (beep) booty was more packed
than cascades on a Sunday. (crowd cheering) - Aint gonna lie, I don't
know what I would do. I bet when you fart your butt like (crowd cheering) - Y'all know y'all in trouble. - Hey swag. Okay. I'm like look young
swag you way too bummy. Why you up here stunting
in a fashion over Wie. And Mimi, we know you can't rap, you such a cause your whole
life you been eating cat. It's Claire, I'm a true hustler. You're the only, I know that
has to pay the customer. It's cool you teeth and all
now your teeth not tiny, but your (beep) still small. (crowd cheering) - Justina, you ain't
fitting go at my team. I can't believe you did this. Yo, like the underground Atlanta. 'Cause everything down
there going outta business. (crowd cheering) - Hey well, DC, I'm the bomb baby. You need that spark, your
booty as wide as Piedmont park. - Shoulda got some ass shots and I'm gonna knock at the door. Look at your nose, it's not even yours. (crowd cheering) - DC, you don't want that
smoke every day you doing ah, 'cause you ain't got no joke. - I do got a joke. You just gotta listen. You probably can't hear
me 'cause your voice keep. (crowd cheering) - The frying pan ended
the fire, heat of music BI number one supplier,
fly it in a piece of paper, bed, his name. I got the hottest bitch in
the game wearing my chain. - That one was crazy, Nick. You should have said that on the album. (crowd cheering) - JayZ said it first. - Look, Nick, you sent me the chain, but this is the only one in your stands. That meant anything. Everything that you had
before was whacking. So back it up, put it
in the lack of truck. Yo on the perch for this, he throw my like a mother (beep) for this. Oh, this is a family show, my bad, I gotta get back to my family. (crowd cheering) - Look, I hear music from you and yes, T Pain where your music
brought pain to my ears. I'm backing you better
go and warn your goons. I heard you can't really
sing without the autotune. (crowd cheering) - That's a lie, I got a lie. We just heard- - Okay, first of all,
let me get down to it. I'ma get up in this bit and just do it ups and I came to do it big like your ankles. (crowd cheering) - Be Simone's dirty, all
the folks swipe this. I swiped you on Tinder
and my phone got a virus. (crowd cheering) - Hold on, wild 'N out. Wild 'N Out look at him,
I'm about to bury him. I will never (beep) with you
you look like a librarian. (crowd cheering) - Okay, okay, okay. I said, yo, yo, I was a librarian. I did it in my past days
every time I open up a book, you're on the back page. (crowd cheering) - Ayo DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Ayo Justina, you being a
freak, we don't doubt that. Going on a bunch of
rappers, I can vouch that. It's to the point super had called that she said she want her mouth back. - Well it's funny you mention rappers 'cause I really think you got zero bars. If having sex was like Uber,
I would rate that zero stars. - All right, Justina, you be
having a lot of groupie in you. I mean dudes be smashing
through your liver. In Atlanta, they said your
smell like the Chattahoo river. - All right, you said my smell
like the Chattahoochee river. I bet the crowd think I'm musty y'all but I see conceded by (beep) out there on full in industrial. (crowd cheering) - World of dance, you would judge. I guess that's what counts, but only dance you should be
doing is the bank heads bounce. - Bank heads out. - All right, all right, all right. Listen, I need you to understand
that I can't be played and I will never fear a
man wearing grandma Brave. (crowd cheering) - Grandma braces. - You was talking real slick,
but you don't get no pass. His leg broke. 'cause he had
to put his foot in your ass. (crowd cheering) When you built like that
suit that they used to train dogs with, okay. It's going down, Mo you
look like a crack head from the A town. Yeah, stop that stuff. You like a crack head daddy off the bluff. Come here, DC. Crack head daddy off. - Somebody ate my leftover
fool in the back, that's true. But this skinny body,
I know it wasn't you. - Hold on that ain't it. And judging by that body,
I bet you it was Clips. (crowd cheering) - Neil, I got something for your fine ass. If this was a race,
Neil you would get last. Your chick was a wild and
out girl, so Nick smash. I'm glad you're here you
could use the air time. You haven't had a hit
since you had a hairline. (crowd cheering) - Hey, hold up. Hey yo. When I see your face, I think of the moon. He the only one that eat
blunt guts with a spoon. - Hey, what you said? That was whack, when you
started RA, I was like, who little sister is that? (crowd cheering) - Carlos, come here, Carlos. Just one more time boss. One more time, come here. - Wanna do this man? - Yeah, I do. - I be already angered. - I do. Should I say nothing less? You only came back 'cause you needed them Wild 'N Out chicks. Let me just let me just. - Look, you ain't going
keep coming at my teammates, you look like, smell like,
and build like a mechanic. (crowd cheering) - Cool. Hold up, I'm gonna get a switch. Oh, you look like that little monster. Oh book, Leo is stitch. (crowd cheering) - Hold up. That was kind funny I cracked a smile, but if you take off your hat,
you look just like Oscar. (crowd cheering) - All right, there I go. All right. All right. Cool, yeah, I ain't gonna bust the sweat. Everybody went to rehab,
oh, that's so raving. And you next. Everybody went to rehab about to remix. He was on that show. - Okay, hold on. You thought that was going be the thing, but in the face you looked
like one of them hyenas of the Lion King. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, came on a show. I like to say, thanks Perez, you did well better than Azelia, thanks. And I know you like to
ride, but late, late, ain't pass your little bedtime. Don get too sassy, everything
we said being nasty. But while you popping your neck, don't make me take off my
belt for all that disrespect. (crowd cheering) - Man, she's a child. - Look late, late not from play, play. We spray spray, come
exactly where you stay. Let me tell about yourself
and this might hurt. You are dress looking like
when the TV don't work. (crowd cheering) - I know you ain't talking about me Boy, you made my views for you. You the only rapper
dress like aluminum foil. (crowd cheering) - And I mean this, (indistinct) and you ain't hot. Look at you. - Huh, I'm like. You ain't all red, boy. You just switch, you look
like the dinosaur from. (crowd cheering) - Come here, I'm gonna keep it real. You think you up here girl until your little ass start passing bills. That's gonna kick your ass. - All right, okay, let's do this. (indistinct chatter) (crowd cheering) - Ladies, I don't wanna do this, but I gotta hit the rounds
out through to this. Now true to this, we did. We gonna do it and have a little fun, but which one of y'all
got the waist trainer on? (crowd cheering) One of y'all got it, one of y'all. One of y'all got it. - You be blowing on my phone,
sending me late night text. But I refuse to smash
that be wearing beret. (crowd cheering) - You smash speakers, I don't got Nore. All right, man, you gotta stop. I wouldn't smash you either
'cause your ass might pop. (crowd cheering) - Come on Cortez. Yo, you messing with Holly. You better back now, better ask around. You get smacked down, it's a hassle. Oh, I remember you. You was in the movie
the Little Rock School. - Look. He went and got new
teeth all for the show. But I Googled him, his network is zero. - Okay. (indistinct chatter) (crowd cheering) - Come here. If y'all didn't know,
this is Brooke Valentine. Make some noise for her one time. I'm Justina Valentine, okay? It's Brooke and Justina,
y'all are just passengers. We come through with
Valentine day massacre. DC, why you screaming Thug life? You look like the main
character from A's life. (crowd cheering) - Now look, cool, I'm
gonna need my respect. Look, this ain't got
nothing to do with you 'cause you need to get
your relationship in check. So listen on, listen, white girl. Why you coming to me? I'ma tell you right now, your ass is ugly from hand to your feet. (crowd cheering) - You see the truth is,
I think that you a bitch. Looked like an alien from (indistinct). And one more thing,
'cause Nick getting brand. And you look just like a farmer
'cause you only deal with. (crowd cheering) - What you talking? You need to take that back. 'Cause your ass look like Hanna
Montana, if she gon crack. (crowd cheering) - Got it, I stayed dripping light water. Black squad about to get slaughter. Red squad, this ain't what you order. Matter of fact, if you were like a border, I'm about to cross you back
to Canada, you get deported. You don't got the stamina. I'm about to tell you, bro, what you smiling by every
know I owns Wild 'N Out. (crowd cheering) I like the swag, Nick Ben swagging, but where the (beep)
Turban, Nick Ben Laden? (crowd cheering) - Okay, to lane about baby. Yo see, look, look, I'm met a lot of legends
saying you'll never be. And like your album
soon, you'll be a memory. You stay on Drake but
he never mentions you. You like it Donna's kid,
he don't pay attention to. (crowd cheering) - That is me, Drake
takes care of his kids. - Hey yo, you real cute, but
I hit you with the serious. This the wrong red, this
look like period blood. (crowd cheering) - Ain't nothing to think about. They said you stole Drake flow. My (beep) why you ain't
still his bank account. Went around talking about
you let off three shots. Ladies and gentlemen, let's
give it up for three pops. You won't get Pms, up here
looking like the old DM max you're slipping, you
falling, you can't get up your teeth on your knees, you
got your fans freaked out. (crowd cheering) - Yo, you rapping but
the (beep) is real funny. We are both rappers, but
I actually make money. (crowd cheering) - Come on Toya. Now look, listen, Toya. You know, to let the semi spark your doctor pick your
headline, but guess what, he forgot the middle parts. (crowd cheering) - So I'm about to wild out. Chris Tucker called, he
said he wanted his voice and his style back. (crowd cheering) - Got me a little worried. I'm gonna let you know, I ain't scared G. Looking little thick
since you got married. I'm just saying I ain't trying to do that. I see him thinking about some
rhymes I know he gon snap. G. Herbo, my God, So I'm
gonna just stop and say bye. All right, good luck. - I rock with you, man. Look like y'all getting a
lot of money over here, man. Nick, look like you passed
out rollies to the whole set. Look like Wild 'N Out blessed. But did you get it from his show or do you have Mariah child support you? (crowd cheering) You played with me earlier
I hope you had some fun, but you look like a wilding
out Muslim milk does. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, you know how the game go. I'm a rap like my name G Herbo. Yeah, you already know I did. Jeans little but my shoes big. (crowd cheering) - Hey, hey, look. I think it's funny you made music, DC. I also think it's pretty
funny no one buys you CDs. When it comes to your career,
you should just give it up. 'Cause your music worth it just came in. Justina music sucks. (crowd cheering) - DC, you my guy, but I
still got bond with you. Dress like some leftover barbecue. - Barbecue, please don't lie. Your hair look like curly fries. - That's true. Huh? But I still look better than you. Little teeth and (indistinct) Big feet and oh, smoke pump. Do the throat. - Oh, I got one that's colder. You have big ass shoulders. (crowd cheering) - He said the don't wait, I was flowing. Too real, you know, I ain't fake. I'm gonna take this
time on the mic to say, Eva is doing great. - Even you talking that, but you know that you cannot push me. You've been kicking it Eva all show, but you will never get that (beep). - Hold on. (crowd cheering) - You know, we don't play that. You need to take that outfit off ASAP. 'Cause that is too tight. We
the rest, why we lit tonight, y'all got your arms folded,
like you over holding. But you know, I'm like the
PlayStation I'm controlling, but you want to key gun
at ASAP Rock, come on, let me hear you running. - Oh, oh, you wanna hear me running? You coming through one leg like
you straight outta Compton. But you looking like Easy
E but you trying to be me F-E-R-G, go fake ice. You probably wore that twice, never that. Man, you straight soft with your verse on. Get your lady home. (crowd cheering) - I'm the drama about those
with the over bite you got, I bet you can speak
with your mouth closed. - You probably take the night off, but don't big deep your girl (beep). And bite it off. (crowd cheering) Stupid boy. - And lemme get Justina,
quickly right here. White on white crime, I love it. Every rappers been the queen MC, you gotta ti on your ass that says BET. Incredible chain, he smashed for free. Last time you cleed, you popped
out and Nick (indistinct). (crowd cheering) - But I counted as a sale. - Okay. - Talking about coiffing,
don't tell me (beep). 'Cause every time you burp
it smells like (beep). How you dress, I'm (beep) with that. Only fat be wearing the bucket hats. (crowd cheering) I just wanna beat him in. - Oh (beep), oh, you go
your dress, like a picnic. (crowd cheering) - Dress like a picnic, do that dance. But DC is shaped like a garden. With your little hands
and your little feet and all you say, ah,
when you rap to the beat. (crowd cheering) - But I ain't seen you
since the photo shoot. I had you flustered 'cause
you know, I'm the truth. And when it comes to these
bars, I'm illing the, oh, give you a real shot, I show
you what this Cannon can do. (crowd cheering) Don't make me hunt you
and catch another cougar. (crowd cheering) - Photo shoot together,
you was nervous I swear. That it must have been
really cold in there. (crowd cheering) - She said that I was
little like that was a flaw. I'm gonna tell you like this,
I didn't even want them draws. Matter of fact, that
probably was a menopause. (crowd cheering) - He did the walk them, for Cynthia I do. So why don't you come
with me after the show and let me pump on you. Just ride my (indistinct). (crowd cheering) - Yo, yo I'm like, Conceded
you gonna need some help. You walk here looking like a keyers self. And DC I walk, I'm talking it. You look like the praying
mantese dipped in some chocolate. And Cynthia, why are you buzzing? How you a house wife and you
can't even keep no husband. (crowd cheering) - Like how you talking
about my team earlier? Lemme say something you got next? All right, look, I think they
pretty but they not y'all but I'm still trying
to put a lot of ketchup and mustard on this hot dog. - I'm like ketchup and mustard? Nah when a Yankee, how
you gonna fit all that in that little pig in a blanket? (crowd cheering) - It's more than breakfast sausage. (crowd cheering) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) hey yo, swag, you know,
I get crazy forever. You look like the donkey
and dragon from Shrek had a baby together. You, Mimi, I know what
a smell like plastic if I'm getting you moist, 'cause your body is faker
than my job interview voice. - All right, Conceded. That wasn't as fire as you think, you the only grown man that I know that can shower in a sink. (crowd cheering) - Hold on, wait a minute. Come here. And you said I was
dipped in some chocolate. I'm a praying mantes
dipped in some chocolate. Okay, if you say so. You built like a twizzler
dipped in some Mayo. (crowd cheering) - What, yeah, I'm going to tell you. I'm gonna tell you like this,
Zel before you talk your foul. Slick why your hair look
like a bunch of rock Waller? - Whoa, I don't know if they're that big. Whoa. Second time on the show,
now I'm back in action. Tell me why you look like
young Jermaine Jackson? (crowd cheering) - Denzel, let me hear
you real quick, babe. Yo, yo. I heard you had some joints,
but we never played it. Your ass looked like
Offset if he never made it, they said you was the best
and no one was on top of him when they said Denzel
with they met Washington. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, okay. - That Denzel wouldn't do this show. - Listen, miss ma'am you
the type to slick wrist. You look like every yell 'cause the bottom half to like fish. You never wanna talk
about me with deep dish and talk about who the
hell you is trying to dis. Miss red, flaming your
hair, flaming as breath like Ooh, who's there? God damn girl, what the
hell you talking about? You better go to at
you better walk it out. (crowd cheering) - Chico, I wanna say I'm sorry
for slapping you earlier. - Check it out. - I didn't mean to. - Listen, earlier you
smacked me in my face I ain't gonna lie that kind of hurt me. But since you Rick, James, I guess that make me Charlie Murphy. (crowd cheering) - Big Mac. Cool, that's that pocket burning my nose. Listen, your ass is too big. You need to quit. I bet when you get in
your bed, you gotta do it just like this. (crowd cheering) - Okay, I said DC. That was cool, but you
don't wanna battle me, especially 'cause you built like that tree on guardians of the
galaxy, crew ass looking. I said cool ass looking (beep). I said cool ass looking (beep). - I got some- - I said cool ass looking (beep). - Keep dancing, groove. Look at your titties move. Keep dancing, keep moving. What, you a smoothie? - I said okay, I regret,
sometimes I got this weight, but see you, your regret is
in the middle of your face. - No, chill that right now, ain't it. Soon as I got this tattoo,
mother (beep) I got rich. (crowd cheering) - Hey, hey, hey, hey. (crowd cheering) - Yo, shaky, shaky, can't you see? Somehow your mouth got too many damn teeth and I don't know why you on this show. Oh, I forgot, Drake never
gave you your (indistinct). (crowd cheering) - Hold on, wait a minute, hold on. I said that was real
cool, just gimme a break. You didn't afford Drake
so you went and got fake? (crowd cheering) - This was odd, man. You played Drake so bad that
if they kick you off the show, it was God's plan. (crowd cheering) Now this is a sad fact, you
dressed like a chicken boy is that why your ass flat? (crowd cheering) - Hold on, hey yo Hitman, come back. - Yeah. - It's funny he act off
street, but what real (beep) going get fake teeth. - Champagne popping in his mother (beep). - Yo, Jason Lee, come here real quick. Hold on. I'm gonna show how to do y'all. Look y'all, it's Simon and Puma. Wait, wait, hold on. You say you always with Cardi B, but I know your ass cake
'cause you always on Cardi's D. - You said Simon and Puma,
but you need to take a shower. Y'all heard salt and pepper
with his brown sugar and flour. Listen, you know I got the new zoom you built like super Mario
before he eat a mushroom. (crowd cheering) - Wait a minute, hold up. Chico built like an Xbox control, love. I said, wait a minute, hold up. Chico built like an Xbox control, love. I said Chico before while, and now we never heard of you heads so big I know all your card is convertibles. (crowd cheering) - You playing, when I look at
you, I think that's so raving. Look you so short it
should be a damn shame. You built like a little damn man. And I already know I'm
going to explore the show. I bet you can walk up under a closed door. - Look, listen. He said, when you see me,
he thinks that's so raving, funny thing is, that's still paying. Look, I'm here to stay. I may be short, but I ain't
short than your resume. (crowd cheering) - Now get me Simone, real quick. - Oh, go get her. - Lemme talk to her real quick. Damn you still single,
let's put it to the end for a small free, there we
go, I can be your boyfriend. (crowd cheering) - No. All right, hold on. Chico, you too ugly. Not just one, with a body
like that you be nothing but my son. (crowd cheering) - The team that makes
you spit the most one, wins the game. D-Wrek, you ready? - Red squad wild out. (crowd cheering) - I am Nicholas Cannon Thoughts. Hell to the mother (beep). You saw how she scoot back in that. (crowd cheering) Hold up Nick, she was on the edge. But when she scoot back her feet rose. (crowd cheering) - Stupid. (crowd cheering) - Miss juicy, you are
holding it down, baby. Now, Nick, miss juicy
is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror. I mean a strong, thick- - Didn't we already go over this? Nah- - Beautiful. - Booty growing is growing on the inside. (crowd cheering) You still got water in your mouth? Prove it. Say ah. I thought you about to fall out that seat. (crowd cheering) - Juicy what's happening. Nick told me he was coming
and I ain't wanna leave you empty handed here 'cause
I know you the real one. You like me like you a realists,
you know what I'm saying? You ain't Bougie, you
know what I'm saying? I already know who you is
and my niece outgrew it, but I know you will rock
the hell outta this. If you put it on, I know. I know you will rock. I know you will rock hell out of this. (crowd cheering) Boy, you could tell Nick
don't have no friends. Look how he dress. Look like some you'll see
at Floyd Mayweather's house. (crowd laughing) Hey Nick, what would you
say if your girl caught you with Miss juicy? You cheating on me? A little bit. (crowd cheering) - You ready? (crowd cheering) Black squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) Know Nick, every time the show start off, all you do is go give
it up for the red squad. So you feel like your squad
is real, like they all real. All right, let's do this. Keep the water in your mouth if you think Chico Bean is real. That's a real brother,
that's a real brother. Keep the water in your mouth if you think my homie Eman is real. He real, he real. Keep the water in your mouth,
if you think Mimi is real. All right, what about her butt? (crowd cheering) - Yes, I heard G Herbo. I was like, who is this, six
foot, 6300 pound Chicago dude, rapping like this? And then I finally saw him, I
was like, oh, he tricked me. This built like a Swisher
sweep, like what the hell? Like I'm serious, G Herbo. Where did you get your voice from you? You 23, but your voice 60. You had to get your voice
from a voice outlet. Lou had that voice
before you (indistinct). (crowd cheering) - Chico, you look like
went the rubber break. (crowd cheering) - All right, come around
the front, Carlos, come around the front, Carlos, let the people see your outfit. You dressed like a Jamaican father. Get your ass outta here. - You built like a single (beep). (crowd cheering) - This is crazy, like Nick, woo. Yeah, like yo. Not funny, huh? Okay, so what you not going do (crowd cheering) What you not gonna do is keep... (crowd cheering) - You're doing great by the way. I love you, I hope you guys win this day. I have a joke. Original. What is a liar's favorite cereal to eat? Captain crunch. Capin crunch, capin. Stop all that cap... You're doing great by the way, I love you. You're so hot. You're so hot. It's okay, it's okay, you can spit. Let it out, I'm here for you. I'll catch you, I'll catch you. (crowd cheering) - Who won D-Wrek? - Red squad. (crowd cheering) - Are you ready? - I'm good at this. - All right, let's do it. Black team go first. (crowd cheering) - Oh, I didn't know Nick
Cannon was on his flight. Welcome to United. Oh, looks like Mariah needs a seat. - Get it on up, Nick. Get it on up. Back up, back up, back up. (crowd cheering) I suggest you get up. I suggest you get up. - Water that ain't gonna do it. (indistinct chatter) (crowd cheering) - Put that word in your mouth, girl. (crowd cheering) - The thoughts of Mia, I wonder if Nick Cannon likes corny jokes. What did the sofa say
after its mom pinched him? Couch that really hurt. (crowd cheering) - Let's go. The thoughts of Nick
Cannon, Mia is very lovely. She doesn't even look like she fights, beating people up and stuff. I got something she can beat, but anyway, I'm glad she decided to play this game 'cause I knew Laurel wasn't gonna play. You can look at the way he built and tell he don't like water. (crowd cheering) Come on, man. - I didn't expect that. (crowd cheering) - She go being going in. Got the first wild 'N out Jersey dress on. Look at Nick Cannon. He got his outfit is made outta
outfits from all his movies. He got on the drum line boots. (crowd cheering) But Nick, I wasn't finished. This one little movie that you
doing with your throat back. You got the love don't cause a thing here. (crowd cheering) - Hey DJ D-Wrek, who
top the game, who won? - Red team spit the
most so black team wins. (crowd cheering) - All right, black squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) Here we go. During the commercial break. (crowd cheering) Nah, you gotta come back and sit down 'cause I'm gonna say this
'cause it was messed up. During the commercial break,
somebody said no, Nick, somebody said that my head
looked like a peanut M and M that ain't been painted
yet, that's messed up. That's two points. (crowd cheering) Come on. (crowd cheering) - You are gymnast. A lot of people don't believe
that I'm a gymnast too. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, lemme show you my routine. You know what I'm saying? So I've been working on some things. You know what I'm saying? Hold the mic. You hold the mic, everybody listen. - Everybody take cover. (crowd cheering) Let's give him a 10. (crowd cheering) - What do sick people order at Starbucks? Coffee. (crowd cheering) - Lori, did you see when
Chico took his hat off? Did you notice that he had a bald head with a ball spot in it? (crowd cheering) Take your hat off again Carlos, take your hat off again. Damn boy, look like a kneecap. Look at that, come up here. Look at that. Oh, kneecap head. - Take yours off again. (crowd cheering) - Let's take it off both. - Your head look like
the potatoes had five gas before they turn 'em into fries. - Hey, look at the back of Carlos's head. Look, look, you see that big
knot on the back of his head and he got stash in
his dome, that's crazy. - Hey, hey, Lori, Lori. Chico head got another head. (crowd cheering) - Hey man, hold up, come here. Come here, take your hat off. (crowd cheering) - Hey, hey, hey. Hey me head man like this
don't I look like a Nu sack. That's crazy. (crowd cheering) - Chico, y'all look like two breasts that had a disagreement. (crowd cheering) - Take your hat back off. Don't come with the hat on. You gotta take it off. - Hey Carlos, you look
like the duke blue devil. Look at you. Hey D-Wrek, take your hat off. (crowd cheering) Take your hat off. (crowd cheering) Hey you look like a cling on warrior. Look at that. (crowd cheering) - Yo, it's getting crazy. DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Nick, you spit the most
so the black squad win. Makes the noise. (crowd cheering) - Said spit Monica, spit. Now we got the Queens
all together versus me. I don't even know, I feel like y'all gonna spit all over me, but the game is real easy. Each team member gets the
opportunity to try to make us spit out our water and the
team with the most spits wins the game. Let's get to it. - Okay, red squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - This is my first time
seeing you in person Toya, you sexy as hell, I can't find... Matter of fact, me and
DC on fly got a $500 bet. - Yep, I bet you don't get it. I hope you don't get it,
I hope you don't get it. - He don't think I'll come
kiss on your neck right now. You know what? If you would let me kiss
you on your neck right now. Keep the water in your mouth. (crowd cheering) - Nick, who the hell dressed
you in a hospital blanket? That should be, I did not know. Jordan made outfits how to build
big cotton, that's amazing. But look though we got
the Queens on the team and you know, Toya Wright,
she from new Orleans and I love the way new
Orleans people talk, baby. That's one of my favorite accents, baby. And they got their bounce music, right? And you can make a song about
anything to bounce music. And I made one about me and Toya. So I'ma sing it for
you go, a wa a wa a wa. I said I'm Chico B, yeah,
you heard what I said. Me and Toya, right bull
got some big heads. Yeah, you know what that is. My big in the back, hers big in the front. Her water went, went. And when we put our shirt
oh, we make the next stretch, I say, hey, the water went went. And when we put the shirt
on, we make the next stretch. (crowd cheering) Girl, what you going through? You look like a hula
chick whooped your ass. Hey Monica, Tania and Toya. What's up girls? Toya is that (indistinct)? (crowd laughing) (crowd cheering) - How are y'all feeling, y'all good? - Yeah. - You know what, Nick? I just came to accept it. I like have the shape of my head. So what if it's shape like
a light bulb, who cares? So what is shape like a Nut sack? 'Cause you know why you
made me famous Nick, everywhere I go, girls want
some Cortez, a little head. (crowd cheering) - Ah damn, I got a fought. I'm gonna let it go too. I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. Goddamn I'm hot than a mother (beep). These your thoughts, Nick, they supposed to be in your head. I'm in your thoughts,
you scatter yours inside. (indistinct chatter) (crowd cheering) - Yo, it's a lot of crazy energy, but D-Wrek, let me know who won the game. - Nick spit the most so
the black squad wins. (crowd cheering) - Red squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - Look man, that's crazy though. You kind of look like when
Keke was that lesbian pimp in that movie. (crowd cheering) - Okay, everybody I'm
gonna you snap, right? I snap it up. Spoken word inspired by Keke. - Keke, key, key. Use a Keke. (crowd cheering) - Nick I see why you keep that turban on. Tight ass braids, you look like you got a (crowd cheering) - Hey, I got a question. I know this probably gonna
be crazy 'cause I know this, but I bet your hair braided just like that up under that wig. (crowd cheering) - Keke's thoughts. I wonder if guys know
that girls talk about sex just like they do to their friends. My girl came home and
said, she let 'em hit. I asked her, was it good? She said, yes. I said, (beep) and she said, yes. I said, she said, I said,
oh yeah, that right there. - Go back, man. - Shut up, don't talk to me. Y'all go start trying me
like I'm some type of sample. You dress like it's the
first day of school. And you got the same
head as a ninja turtle. Stop playing with me. (crowd cheering) (indistinct chatter) (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, who won this game? - Nick Cannon spit the most
so the black squad wins. (crowd cheering) - Miss Erica come on up here please. (crowd cheering) - Okay, black squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - Erica, some big ad draws you got on. They here, they out there. - That wasn't even a joke but- (crowd cheering) - So Erica, you know, we've been friends for a little while now You like chicks and they likes chicks. The truth is sometimes I like
chicks so while you're here, I'm just gonna shoot my shot real quick. (crowd cheering) - Okay, make some noise. (crowd cheering) - Look, I'm gonna get straight to it. I walk by (beep) like, oh. But little did they know, I'ma a dude. (crowd cheering) - Yo Nick, I ain't even gonna hold you. And it's funny I say I
ain't even gonna hold you because remember that little bow video where he had the bitch by Mario. (crowd cheering) Come on, son. How old are you, boy? Take the band off and take the bulls out. Come on, I had those. I had those like five. It's over and you got jelly hair. (crowd cheering) It's over. - Okay, that cool. (crowd cheering) You can't shake hands
with your stupid head. Sick head with you brain. (indistinct chatter) (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek. - Nick, you spit the
most, black squad wins. (crowd cheering) Black squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - Walk like a wrestler. - Oh, like a wrestler? - Walk like a wrestler. Walk like a wrestler. - Walk like a wrestler, okay. (crowd cheering) Nick, since this is a WWE special edition, did you put me on this episode because you knew that
I don't ever tap out. Is that right? (crowd cheering) All right, don't spit,
'cause I can go all night. (crowd cheering) - Sasha probably thought I was Mark Henry. She got all excited. Hey Sasha, they tried to
put me in the same outfit as young Swag before I came out here. Oh, you don't believe me? (crowd cheering) - Nicholas Cannon, listen
brother, WWE stands for one thing. When it comes to your album release party, it stands for where was everybody? (crowd cheering) - What's up Nick? Ah, I ain't gonna lie, you
know who you look like? Lamont Sample with your stupid ass. And guess what, you head
a better (indistinct). (crowd cheering) - Sasha, Sasha, Sasha. One of the most ferocious,
athlete there is across the world, but I think
you have a con heart, right? Since you say, yeah,
let's put it to the test. Con and big Mac, I need you. (crowd cheering) Spit the water out, if
you don't want Con to die. (crowd cheering) - D-Wrek, who won the game? - Nick, you spit the most
so the black squad win. Make some noise. (crowd cheering) All right, Red squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - You sexy in person. You know what? If you gonna let me show
you what I'll do to you after the show, just leave
that water in your mouth. Oh, I got a chance. I'll see you later. Bobby, can I have some sex? (crowd cheering) - Hey Nick, remember the
other day when I asked you about your team and who was real? Well, keep the water in your mouth if you think Justine is real. Okay, cool. Keep the water in your mouth
if you think B Simone is real. Okay, Top Notch. Come here, baby. Come here real quick, please. Come here, look at this, Nick. I want you to keep the water in your mouth if you think everything
about this is real. All right, go ahead. You see Nick, this is my whole thing. (crowd cheering) - I was not expecting that. (crowd cheering) - Boy, boy, boy. Sky, what's up girl? I'm gonna ask you something real, everybody up here playing
and we watch you every, we watch every episode
of black and we fans. (crowd cheering) So everybody in here told me to ask you why don't nobody ever
get a tattoo on the show? (crowd cheering) - Sky, the way you just put
out that water was sexy. Nick, do those turban come in one size? Like, do they got baby size turbines? Girl, your as look like
a green power puff. (crowd cheering) - I like your green hair, girl. - I do too. (crowd cheering) - I want you to be
real, I'm Nick thoughts. I don't know why I came out here dressed like the pregnant thoughts
that be in high school. That was a joke but forget all that Kent. You, am I ugly? That's the reason why you
had spit that water out that. (crowd cheering) But you have sex with
me, you have sex with me. (crowd cheering) - All right, a couple of rules here, okay. Two shakes and you're out,
take too long and you're out. Stay in your way. Okay? Just stay in your way. Red squad you're here. Black squad, you're here. Stay in your lane, that's all I ask, okay. All right, let's get this started. Give me B Simone. (crowd cheering) Give me Jason Lee. Jason Lee. (crowd cheering) B Simone, you ready? - I'm ready. - Jason Lee, you ready. - I'm ready. - You on Hollywood unlocked it, but it should have been
Hollywood on cock head, boy. (crowd cheering) - You can't even get a fashion over deal. (crowd cheering) - Y'all look at if he gained 3000 pounds of used to call me on my cellphone. - You mad 'cause I get
more (beep) than you. (crowd cheering) - You, out. (crowd cheering) Give me Clay. (crowd cheering) - Clay, your nose look like a soft (beep). - Justina, you use your
nose to pick locks. He don't get outta here
Sandra Bullock face having. - Play you big for no reason. Big head, big hands, big
feet, small head boy. - Big head (indistinct) (crowd cheering) - You got damned. (crowd cheering) - Okay, all right, give me (indistinct). (crowd cheering) - Come on baby, come on. - Give me Nicholas Cannon. (crowd cheering) - Okay, Nick, you ready? - I'm ready. - Little boy, y'all ready? - Ready Bill. - Man, if you don't get
your civil rights face, but Nickelodeon body ass outta here. - If you don't get your
grandma head out of ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ - We doing TV show, You
get your different Gary. Call me looking up outta
here, looking here. Bobby (indistinct) looking at here. (crowd cheering) - You out. - You got damned. (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, who won that game, man? - It's real close, but I gotta
give it to the red squad. Make some noise for the red squad. (crowd cheering) - Let's get this show rolling. Give me DC up front. (crowd cheering) I know this is your
brother, but I gotta do it. Let's take a ride down
85 shall, give Carlos. (crowd cheering) DC you're ready? Carlos, you're ready? I said, Carlos, you're ready? - Go ahead bro. - I bet you won't say bring
that ass here to Jason Lee. (crowd cheering) - For fuel get your goddamn
about to get ready to play in the church basketball league. - Get the goddamn I look
like a black and mouth when you put it out and
try to light it again. (crowd cheering) - Boy, if you don't get your
goddamn on 65 next week. Y'all gonna have to shake it. (crowd cheering) - Boy, if you don't get your dressed like a half bag of weed,
looking there some outta. - Hope you don't get your
goddamn four days ago, I fell asleep at the night. 'Cause I ain't got no sleep. (crowd cheering) - Boy if you don't get your DC, you got something right here
looking at some outta here. - Boy if you don't get your goddamn, boy that side in the grocery store. (crowd cheering) - You out. - You got damned. (crowd cheering) - I like a great show,
get me Hitman hall up. (crowd cheering) Gimme B Simone. (crowd cheering) B Simone, you ready? - I'm ready. - Hitman, how are y'all ready? - Go. - Hitman, first your teeth was small now they large, baby boy. They didn't have those in the medium? (crowd cheering) - You out. - Got damned. (crowd cheering) - Give me Nicholas Cannon. (crowd cheering) Get over here. (crowd cheering) Boss, you're ready. - I'm ready. - Boss goes first. - Hey beautiful, you're ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. - If you don't get your little
Kim possible looking here. - Ladies isn't this the
guy waiting for you outside in the restroom at the club? (crowd cheering) - If you don't get ghetto
TA Chipotle bag looking ass. - Was it seriously necessary
to kill two honey Baders for today's episode? (crowd cheering) - You, sorry boss, out. - Got damned. (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give it to the black squad. Make some noise for the black squad. (crowd cheering) - Give me. (crowd cheering) Give the people what they wanna see. Give me little. (crowd cheering) - If you don't get your little
ear asy look wrinkle neck the (beep) out of here, boy. - Boy, your head the same
side of that little thing on the inside of a sun see. (crowd cheering) - Hey DC, I know where
you got your slogan from. You was walking around
Midtown with your ass out and was like, bring that ass here, boy. (crowd cheering) - You know what? Damn, your head so small they
shake out the girl ponytail, stupid ass. (crowd cheering) - I know with three shirts
and 65 pair of pants. You're the richest homeless person I know. (crowd cheering) - All right, DC that was funny, but it wasn't towards boy, you out. - Got damned. (crowd cheering) I'm sorry, I'm sorry about your nose. I'm sorry. (crowd cheering) Give me Chico B. (crowd cheering) Give me our special guess, Anderson. - Come on. (crowd cheering) - I know why Anders and pack 'cause God packing teeth
in your mouth, boy. - Y'all give it up for Toya carpool lanes. (crowd cheering) - You dress like you just
got off from being homeless. If you don't get your
gas station sweatpants. - Your hair so big it look like
when you go to tie your shoe you do a full flip. (crowd cheering) - You out. - Got damned. (crowd cheering) - Hey girl, get your sexy man. - Boy, you so ugly I'm talking so loud 'cause your ear so small. (crowd cheering) - Man, girl, if you don't get yo, I'm staying at the Mart downtown. - Well it's good because
your teeth look like hotel pillows. (crowd cheering) - You out. - Got damned. (crowd cheering) - Hey, give me Nicholas Cannon. Give me one. (crowd cheering) Boss, you're ready? - Ready. - Ball, you're ready. - Yeah. - If you don't get your
look up (indistinct). - You don't get weird outfit out here it look like you sit knees first. (crowd cheering) - But you, out. - Got damned. (crowd cheering) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game? - I gotta give that to black squad. Make some noise. (crowd cheering) - The Wild 'N Out girls
are gonna provide props for each team. And it's a time game. The team that uses that
prop in as many funny ways as possible, wins the entire game, right? Y'all ready, D-Wrek? Let's get to it. - Red Squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - Ah, you know, shorty came
last night, put it on me. - He didn't use a condom?
- No, I hit it bear. (crowd cheering) - Hey yo, Gold locks, what the
hell you doing in my house? Three bears- (crowd cheering) - I got one of this. - Don't worry about why (beep). Yeah, B. Simone, that's a bandit. (crowd cheering) - Before the wax, after the wax. (crowd cheering) - I'm Chico B, hey, you know what I mean? (crowd cheering) - Yes, I am the prince
Asamunda, my son works. (crowd cheering) - Hello ladies, do you love
a man that wears old spice? (crowd cheering) - All right, Black squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - Who keep letting me flies in my. What do you see in the ball? - Nick Cannon's career. - Which is going? - Nowhere. - It's all black. - This is where Hagan
and hell met, helmet. It's a helmet. It's a helmet, it's a helmet. - Ladies and gentlemen. Are you tired of not being able
to have cookouts on the go? Well, introducing the mini grill. That's right, baby, you
can play anything on. - Hey my brother, can you
roast marsh mellows on that? - Yeah, bring me a mark,
come on, let's do it. (crowd cheering) - I got new Gucci bag like. - Marshall Mellow, we
gotta get this right. You gotta get this strike. You gotta get the strike, you can do it. (crowd cheering) - That was funny because he white. (crowd cheering) - My football team selling candy. (crowd cheering) - D-Wrek, who won? - It's real close, but I gotta
give it to the black squad. Makes some noise for the black squad. (crowd cheering) - Everybody on their feet. (crowd cheering) - All right, Black squad wild out. (crowd cheering) - I think we need to split up. - Man, them fool ain't
about to do nothing. (crowd cheering) - Come on, let's go, let's go. You got it, you got it.
Push, push, push, push. You got it. (crowd cheering) - I want DC. - No, I want DC. (crowd cheering) - Okay, I know you want
the Hitman ho teeth I had to get my big drill for this one. (crowd cheering) - Need a wild girl to get butt shots too. (crowd cheering) - Time is running out. - I dunno what else to do? (crowd cheering) - I got a crutch on you. (crowd cheering) - Okay, Red squad wild out. (crowd cheering) - Hey man, this be wild
enough, trapper is cold. I'm telling you. - Never works every time you do this, man. - Got you. (crowd cheering) - What you mean, my lips look natural. (crowd cheering) - Yeah man, is all good, man. I got about two more gigs, man. (crowd cheering) - Chico, how my makeup look? - Oh girl. Your makeup is boo, boo. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, it look like your
alternated don't went bad. (crowd cheering) - Oh look, Nick Cannon
wants to give us a feature. (crowd cheering) - You're on my team. DJ D-Wrek, who won the game? - Red squad won. (crowd cheering) - Red squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, head band. (crowd cheering) - Man, I swear to God, ain't
had nobody in my car, girl. You tripping. - Well, who's earring is this? (crowd cheering) - The size of the hole I wish
they putting Tory on power. I hate you. I hate you though. I hate you. - Man, what they say at court, bro? - That Eman snitch on me,
got me house arrest, bro. (crowd cheering) You just got a ring around
one of 'em, you get a prize, put a ring around one and you get a prize. You gotta do better than that. (crowd cheering) - Come on, babe, let's go another round. - Cool, I don't get tired. (crowd cheering) - Girlfriend coming in,
he with a side chick. (crowd cheering) - Red squad. (crowd cheering) - Black squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - You know what? We got nothing, but you
guys will never defeat us. (crowd cheering) - Ah, I don't know what this is. Okay, 3, 2, 1. (crowd cheering) - That's a fruit by the foot. (crowd cheering) - I dunno, but they need me. - Please, get a full set. - Yeah honey, I fixed my nail
for you. (crowd cheering) - What else do we got I don't know. Lego, biago. (crowd cheering) - Come on champ, what are you
doing? What are you doing? - I'm getting a leg up on the competition. (crowd cheering) - No time I go to tall. (crowd cheering) - Y'all did that, I gonna be mad. Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game, man? - That was real close, but I gotta give it to the black squad. So make some noise to the black squad. - What? (crowd cheering) Everybody on your feet, DJ D-Wrek. (crowd cheering) - Let's go, the red squad. (crowd cheering) - Man, she got seven
hundred thousand follow, but her TV in her mother. (crowd cheering) - Here you go, here you go. - Hey, I know you've been stealing. - Nah, I don't be stealing man. - Caught you red handed. (crowd cheering) - I got my fight. - What? - I got my plate, hold on. Nick, when your gig outta there, gimme $3. I'll wash your car. (crowd cheering) - We ain't done. - Get on that, boy. (crowd cheering) - He committed. He committed. - I don't know. I don't know what else
to do, it's a pillow. (crowd cheering) - Time game. - It's a whoopy cushion. (crowd cheering) Hey man, I'm innocent. The glove don't fit. (crowd cheering) - All right. Black squad, wild out. (crowd cheering) - Hey, these new Farrell
has dope as hell man. (crowd cheering) - Yo, lemme get a number
three, no pickles. - Hey man, back away
from the counter, bro. You gotta back away from the counter, man. (crowd cheering) - Man, where the hell is this Uber man? - Yeah, this Uber EBT. (crowd cheering) No, my phone in my
pocket, I'm on Bluetooth. (crowd cheering) - Hell yeah, this new iPad 38
is the business right here. - Yo, man is my car done, man? - Why better, 45 minutes, it'll be ready. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, they say I'll
be home in three months. (crowd cheering) - Damn man, it's like Nick
Cannon career going nowhere. (crowd cheering)
