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all right so I didn't have my old Wii Fit balance board so I had to order one but it has finally arrived and I'm ready to play Wii Fit know what's funny is my parents mieze my mom and dad mieze were deleted and they replaced them with these two people and I'm not sure why I got the idea of my parents I'm not the same color as me maybe I'm adopted in Wii Fit world but whatever seems like a nice night for a workout I wouldn't agree with that oh let me think it has been two thousand five hundred and thirty nine days since your last session how many years is that you know you can change the color of your calendar holy [ __ ] this is earth-shattering maybe we'll do some training and focus on getting in shape before I get back on the body test you know for those of you who are rather new to my channel I actually tore my ACL playing hockey back in January and it's still kind of not full I'm still not fully cleared for sport activities I'm just gonna use that as my excuse why I might be really bad at doing this up I know squatting I am not good at doing squats with this knee still I don't want to do a workout mmm that feels good all right I'm done with this that was a good workout Oh soccer heading is my favorite oh I don't know about advanced all right whatever we'll do advanced this was always my favorite game honestly this should be my physical therapy for my torn ACL I should have just done we fit I'm a god not you chew no no no go other way I'm so slow at going back and forth ah [ __ ] dodge that one in the middle I don't have a good center of balance no all I'm gonna fall off this thing a lot harder than I remember let's see how that does I don't I think I was much better in my younger years actually holy [ __ ] I was I was obviously still not coordinated back then oh why did I jump off it pull up this is why we're not doing well we aren't beef boss who I'm gonna touch myself in the weenie I says watch this does that mean I have to do a body test though Oh actually we're just gonna make ourselves really short we're just gonna really make beef boss the fattest mother-fricker we Sports has ever seen her Wii Fit oh [ __ ] 1 foot 8 it's a baby [Laughter] 1975 sounds like a pretty good year wait we're gonna say that we need another 7 pounds on top of that oh boy well I guess we're I mean we're above 22 that means we were really unlikely to get sick right your BMI is over 25 you may have increased health risks yikes alright this is a big reveal actually yeah it's not that bad hey what's wrong with being 49 that's the prime of your life my deadline is wait I'd like to be like to be 4.2 pounds heavier from today even though my BMI is it 99.99 what a great goal let's get fatter now let's start working toward a BMI oh that's great I've only missed one does that make me a god there's too much pressure ah I'm a champion though dude that's the best anyone's ever done god I'm a gun and all I needed to do is be beef boss all right we got it all right come on why are we hanging our heads about that wolf yeah I doesn't guess that wasn't that great I feel like that one was pretty decent I missed a few but oh come on we're still hanging our heads don't miss that one miss that one too and miss oh god damn and I'm doing so good that I just [ __ ] the britches haha why did why does this platform look like two testicles come on it got stuck in the crack what do you want me to do mmm yes Daddy oh [ __ ] this don't work out though oops I did not know what I was supposed to do there hey can I just go back and forth no no no it knows it knows I'm not actually doing a hula all right I'm not playing any more aerobic games after this one this is too much of a [ __ ] work out a little calorie roaster no [ __ ] oh you've collected enough bitcoins for a New Balance game no no no no well champion I'm the best new record I could never do that as a young stud but today as an old wildebeest I tightrope across the scariest towers in the world Wow I I'm so good at this why was this so hard before him I just I'm just a balance expert now I beat tight-roping completely utterly destroyed it is there like a cheat code of unlock all games on Wii Fit I'm an amateur penguin put that one on my resume well I never remember this game being so boring like what is there to frickin play balance bubble all right here we go this takes a lot of concentration oh damn it No damn it damn it damn it there's so much concentration that this takes I don't like bees I hate bees so much I couldn't stop it was like watching a train wreck in front of my eyes that I couldn't stop I mean that was my new rocker - yeah it's not good throw off playing Wii Sports or grief it I don't think hula hooping is that fun even when you're on a Wii Fit board or when you're in real life I don't think hula hooping is fun either way I'm losing motivation all right come on I'm trying I'm trying really hard come on throw the hips into it mm mm yes all right it's like I got the Olympic rings going over me around me goof the trick is to swing your hips in a large neat circle I can tell you these hips are large and they do not lie oh I'm off tonight yeah you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel yeah boy detection attention yeah this is so much fun why did they invent we [ __ ] fit oh I can't hula hoop to save my dick poof all right we really need the hips going here come on get sick get sick all right there's only seven seconds left [ __ ] this we gotta take a break gotta take a breather can I just start going right dude I can just stand here and shake my booty oh [ __ ] I'm cool with that I'm cool with ending early I think I just made Portugal or something ooh a new Balance oh we got that thing that we got that Kaelin can't candle game sit on the balance board like folded if you find this hard it's not gonna be the only thing I find hard down there unbelievable myself this is a kid's channel oh there goes the knees whoo all right here we are I'm sitting how does it know what I'm thinking about oh look a moving my butt do you think the balance board would know if you farted to get it closer holy [ __ ] this is a scary game end what the [ __ ] is this this is like Slenderman Wii Fit board the question is how long can I just sit here looking at a candle without losing my mind but God dude why that's wait what what how do I lose what am i doing I'm just sitting here this doesn't make sense I don't get scared or anything well a butterfly Oh a dainty butterfly there's way too much pressure in this game that butterfly is killing me it is killing me what's gone now my view is it moving up all right why is there so many annoying things going on I just want to freak out I just want to make a loud noise stand up and jump this is driving me nuts stop I hate I hate this I hate this so much and I hate it the end I can't I can't do it I don't know how long it expects you to just sit your ass on a balance board for to get to like champion level or star level but I am I am so not no no no I'm I'm done with that honestly glad to do it let's do the push-up challenge challenge your trainer and see who can do more push-ups I can tell you who's gonna win this one all right so I'm bent over like I'm about to take it in the ass can't I have put both hands on the balance board what do you want me to do place both hands on the we balance board all right I know what you want from me woman I'm puttin both hands on my we balance board and nothing's happening you just want to look at my ass you know what I am NOT an object and I'm I'm done I cannot stand you anymore [Music]

Channel: Poofesure

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Length: 12min 19sec (739 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 20 2019