Why Quagmire Hates Brian but it's Alastor and Vox (AI DUB)

I'm Glenn cragmire so whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here God look at the size of these steak knives what what are they serving as Tyrannosaurus Rex not likely hey what do I just drank this whole bottle of ketchup you do imagine you dare me kind of ruins it for the next person who might want some ketchup so how's the flying business not so great the economy s taken its toe a lot of salary Cuts lot of layoffs yeah that's pretty much it I mean you want to learn more read the papers go on the internet I don't know well that's got to be an interesting job I bet you got how do those things work what planes how does a plane work yeah you want me to sit here and explain to you how a plane works I don't know yeah you want to maybe just go qu Mark come on I'm really trying hard here who asked you to try hard nobody but all I'm trying to establish a friendship with you all I've done is try to be nice to you and you still don't like me how can you not like me okay I'll tell you you are the worst person I know you constantly hit on your best friend's wife the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him and they add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard and you're such a sponge you pay for nothing you always say oh I'll get you later but later never comes and what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date dibos yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it I don't buy him a copy of Catcher in The Ryme and lectured them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden callfield or some profound intellectual he wasn't he was a spoiled brat and that's why you like him so much he's you God you're pretentious and you delude Yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible you know I should have known Cheryl tees didn't write me that note she would have known there's no a in the word definite and I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda how we should legal pot man how big business is crushing the underclass how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America well what have you done to help I worked out of the soup kitchen Brian never seen you down there you want to help grab a ladle and by the way driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ oh wait you don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because religion is for idiots well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone you failed College twice which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father how's that son of yours you never see but you know what I could forgive all of that all of it if you weren't such a boore that's the worst of it Brian you're just a big sad alcoholic bore I'll see you Brian thanks for the steak

Channel: StellarStern

Views: 114,550

Keywords: family guy, ai cover, ai, brian griffin, glenn quagmire, quagmire, familyguyclips, family guy clips, hazbinhotel, aicover, hazbinhotelvox, hazbinhotelalastor, ai dub, aidub

Id: VC-1bvY1-3I

Length: 2min 37sec (157 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 27 2024