Why it absolutely SUCKED to be a Kaminoan

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We talk about the Kaminoans, the architects of  the Grand Army of the Republic, a whole lot on   this channel. They they put the “clone” in  “Clone Wars,” after all, and without them,   the CIS would’ve steamrolled the Republic.  But as we’ve discussed in many past videos,   the Kaminoans weren’t the nicest of  folk. They were brutal eugenicists,   ruthless towards their creations and,  indeed, towards other species in general,   which they saw as inferior. But, while we’re  certainly not here to defend the Kaminoans,   there are reasons why their culture developed  the way it did. In this video, we’re going to   be taking another look at the Kaminoans, and  how their species got a particularly nasty lot. Kamino, the Kaminoan homeworld, was located  outside the galaxy itself, suspended between   the galaxy and Companion Aurek, a satellite  galaxy otherwise known as the Rishi Maze.   It was about as obscure as a planet  could be, astrographically speaking;   its star was pretty much drifting out on  its own on the edge of the Rishi Maze,   not really part of any larger galaxy. As a result,  the Kaminoans had a rare chance to evolve and take   to the stars without making contact with any other  sentient species. This was a blessing and a curse,   however, as it also meant the Kaminoans  were on their own when catastrophe struck. The planet the Kaminoans evolved on was a far  cry from the Kamino we’re familiar with. It had   a number of different climates, ranging from  shallow oceans to icy tundras to sprawling   grass plains. The Kaminoans built their first  cities in Kamino’s lowlands, building first with   stone and then with metal, constructing many  great shrines and monuments over the years.   Kaminoan civilization thrived  as technology began to advance,   and it seemed to the Kaminoans like their people  had a bright future. Then came the Great Flood. Kaminoan civilization developed during  a prolonged ice age, and in 19,000 BBY,   that ice age came to an end. The climate of  Kamino changed drastically -- perhaps due to   Kaminoan industrial activity -- and as a result,  all of the planet’s glaciers and ice caps melted.   The atmosphere became much more turbulent, so that  torrential thunderstorms were the norm on Kamino.   The oceans rose until the only land that  was left were a few scattered islands,   the remains of what used to  be mighty mountain peaks. When the Great Flood began, the Kaminoans knew  they were screwed, and they knew that drastic   measures would have to be taken to ensure their  species’ survival. They turned to science, pouring   their energy into researching genetic engineering  and the art of cloning, which they hoped to use   to preserve both Kamino’s native animal species  and themselves. As their old cities drowned, they   built new stilted ones that would be safe from the  rising oceans, and started to move there en masse.   Before long, the new stilt cities were the only  habitable places left on the entire planet. This quickly became a problem. The Kaminoans were  low on resources, and their population was much   too large to support itself. They had managed  to preserve many of Kamino’s nonsentient species   through cloning, but cloning was a time-consuming  process, and time was something the Kaminoans   didn’t have. This was how the Kaminoans  became eugenicists. They tore apart their   species’ genome, deciding which traits were  desirable for the species’ long-term survival   and which were not. Those with desirable  traits were given preferential treatment,   while those with undesirable traits were  pretty much left out to dry - or soak, rather. It took the Kaminoans thousands of years to  move past the challenge of the Great Flood,   but eventually, their society did stabilize again.  They emerged from the disaster a changed people,   however. Genetics became the centerpiece of their  society, culture, and even religious ideals.   They became rigid perfectionists, especially  when it came to themselves and the species   they were cloning. Gone were the days when  the Kaminoans would build great monuments in   the valleys of their homeworld; after the Flood,  even their architecture became clinical and cold.   Even Tipoca City, the greatest and  wealthiest of the Kaminoan stilt-cities,   was minimalistic in design,  like one massive laboratory. Before long, Kaminoan genetic engineering stopped  being a matter of survival and started being an   endless quest for genetic perfection.  They euthanized any members of their   species with unusual genetic traits, such  as green eyes, and started experimenting on   themselves to create individuals with special  beneficial traits. One Kaminoan, Kina Ha,   was genetically modified to be able to live for  much longer than most members of her species;   she ended up living for over three thousand years.   Genetic traits determined Kaminoans’ social  status, with eye color becoming the determiner for   the emerging castes of Kaminoan society. Kaminoans  with blue eyes became laborers, Kaminoans with   yellow eyes handled skilled work, and Kaminoans  with gray eyes served as administrators. Genetic “perfection” became an almost religious  concept for the Kaminoans. They believed they   represented the pinnacle of life, able to  rise above even the calamitous Great Flood   and still thrive, but they always sought  to improve upon their species even further   anyway. They feared and hated genetic  imperfections within their own species,   some more than others. The most extreme members  of Kaminoan society, the Kaminoan ascetics,   took this to an obsessive level, shunning  other, “less perfect” Kaminoans and routinely   euthanizing clones they produced that weren’t  completely perfect according to their standards. Some curious aspects of the Kaminoans’  original society endured, however.   They had a ritual dance called the Nahra, which  involved public displays of emotion, something the   Kaminoans otherwise frowned upon. Additionally,  after the Kaminoan clone laboratories began to   breed creatures capable of carrying them to the  seafloor, many Kaminoans made pilgrimages to the   ruins of Derem City, the largest of Kamino’s old  cities. There, they would look around the ruins,   contemplating existence and reflecting on  their lives and the survival of their species. Cloning, naturally, was an essential part of the  Kaminoans’ new way of life. It was their main   source of food and other animal resources, and as  a result, the Kaminoans became quite good at it.   Their cloning methods differed greatly from  the ones that were developed simultaneously   in the galaxy at large; their quest for genetic  perfection led them to approach the cloning   process slowly and carefully, valuing quality  in their products far more than quantity. They   rarely sped up the development of their clones  by more than 50%, a rarity in the outside galaxy,   and they often took the time to properly  socialize their creations as well. It’s unknown when visitors from the greater  galaxy first made contact with Kamino;   it could have been as early as 15,000 BBY or as  late as 4000 BBY. What is known is that contact   between the Kaminoans and the rest of the universe  was sparse right up until the start of the Clone   Wars. This was mostly for two reasons. The first,  of course, was that Kamino was remote, and only a   handful of beings in the Republic knew where it  was. The second, however, was that the Kaminoans   were tremendously xenophobic. They saw all other  species as inferior, especially those that didn’t   constantly strive towards genetic perfection.  Of course, in the interest of avoiding problems,   they generally kept this perspective to themselves  when dealing with outsiders, who only ever saw the   icy, clinical façades the Kaminoans hid  behind for most of their waking lives. Despite their disdain for other species, the  Kaminoans eventually started making clones for   offworlders, albeit for hefty sums of money. Their  products included everything from armies of cloned   berserkers to slaves intended to be worked to  death in the mines of Subterrel. Generally,   the Kaminoans cared little for the fates of  their products; they were more interested in   the process of creating a successful clone. The  ethical implications of creating living beings   to sell as slaves didn't really occur to them;  they had been cloning for so long that they had   lost the idea that treating sentients as property  was wrong, if they ever had it in the first place. Kamino’s proper introduction to the galaxy at  large came in 22 BBY, when the Kaminoan-made Grand   Army of the Republic descended on Geonosis,  sparking the Clone Wars. By that point,   Kaminoan society had been rather stable and  consistent for millennia, kept at a nice,   even population of about one billion. But while  the Kaminoans had overcome the hardships of the   original Great Flood, the effects the  Flood had on their culture persisted.   They made their own lives hellish with their  ruthless perfectionism, and they coldly persecuted   any Kaminoan with genetic oddities. They treated  each other horribly, and all things considered,   it really should be no wonder that they  were just as terrible towards their clones.   After all, if these self-obsessed perfectionists  didn’t even treat members of their own   species with dignity, could they really be  expected to extend that courtesy to others? So, that’s why the lives of the Kaminoans sucked.   But what do you think? Are there  other species you’d like us to look   at the history and culture of? Feel free to  post your thoughts in the comments below.
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Channel: Geetsly's
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Keywords: Star, Wars, Star Wars, Clone Wars, Grand Army of the Republic, Galactic Republic, Confederacy of Independent Systems, Kamino, Kaminoans, Tipoca City, Subterrel, Sifo-Dyas, Great Flood, clones, cloning, clone troopers
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Length: 11min 16sec (676 seconds)
Published: Thu Mar 04 2021
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