Why Does The Media Blame Millennials for EVERYTHING?! | The Russell Howard Hour

[Applause] do you know what pisses me off the media's obsession with blaming these people are millennials spoiled babies do millennials stink millennials have it too easy millennials are the absolute cheapest now five percent they are ruining halloween generations millennials millennials millennials blame it on the millennials they get blamed for everything i mean how many times have you read this article young people should stop buying smashed avocado if they want to afford a home like they're going what need to buy for a house but i have avocado the papers make it sound like young people are living in avocado crackdowns just yo man you got any of that sweet green suck your dick for some guacamole and that is not the case look at the other absurd things they're being blamed for millennials are killing marmalade millennials are killing light yoghurt millennials are killing the napkin industry could someone not think of the napkins it goes on millennials are snubbing diamonds millennials are ditching golf two-thirds of millennials don't have a landline good landlines were every time i spoke to a girl my brother will be on the second phone making this noise it's an endless attack on young people millennials worry more about bad breath than their bank balance millennials are killing department stores and my personal favorite millennials are too lazy to eat cereal no journalists are too lazy to write proper there are news than 40 million people in the world right now living as modern slaves but oh no young people won't eat shreddies but these beasts not know they're knitted by grannies but rather than focusing on proper news the media is more interested in writing click-baiting articles like this i mean how is this journalism millennials aren't interested in boobs a no one cares and b that is [ __ ] as a millennial with a lazy eye i'm looking at boobs even when i'm not trying of course millennials are interested in boobs but that isn't a headline that gets more clicks the truth beyond that headline is apparently millennials aren't typing boobs into porn sites and you're like you don't need to if you're watching porn boobs are gonna be there they're like poppadoms are an indian you never order them but my god you're happy when they arrive also both lovely with chutney how'd you eat your boobs the point i'm making the point i'm making the papers are constantly blaming a generation that will struggle to in the house that will struggle to pay off university debt with things that just don't matter like millennials don't get drunk because it's what the older generation did who gets angry at young people not drinking just these fancy damn bastards they don't want to be like me you people don't know how to have fun you're too busy for killing marmalade ignoring napkins no you smell a piss millennials don't get drunk one word prosecco most millennial women in this country drink so much of that funk they got fizzy blood i know other papers are angry about it if young people aren't pissed off on a bank holiday weekend they'll have nothing to put on their front page like this we need young people to drink or we won't be able to profit from their mistakes think about it every bank holiday weekend there'll be a young woman like this and rather than help her someone's taken a photo sent it to the papers they make money she gets no help but the media have got other things to worry about like the fact that millennials masturbate more than other people that's right young people jerk off more than pensioners well i am shocked [Music] i'm flabbergasted of course they do no one's ever gone round their nan's house you're right man can you come back later i'm rubbing one out phillip schofield's on halfway up runway the point i'm making instead of constantly attacking millennials let's celebrate them write about colin kaepernick the american footballer who faced a torrent of abuse because he knelt down in a stand against racism bojan slat a dutch engineer who invented a non-profit way of removing millions of tons of plastic from the oceans or emma watson she's an actor a u.n goodwill ambassador a champion of women's rights she's so hard working she makes hermione look lazy what i'm saying is let's not be taken in by this divisive media [ __ ] whatever age you are there are so many things we have in common everyone in the world has a mum who answers the phone like she's never met you hello everyone loves it when someone just makes the tube everyone loves it when someone just misses the tube but everyone really loves it when someone gets caught in the tree everyone has miscalculated how long they can leave a biscuit and tea everyone pulls a face and a baby everyone has forgotten they ate beetroot and thought they were dying blood oh no i had a salad everywhere just remembered a moment of shame from their past and gone yeah everyone has tried to fold a piece of paper more than seven times everyone has seen a chinese person in a chinese restaurant gone must be good in it everyone has underestimated the noise of a fart everyone's burned their mouth on a pizza and then carried on eating that pizza and nobody has ever gone no no no no please tell me more about your cycling the point the point i'm making there is so much more that connects us than divides over at cop26 the kids were on the march people in glasgow and around the world take to the streets demanding the cop 26 delegates deliver strong action on climate change teenagers students they've all turned out here today to be a part of this march because they feel it's their chance to make a difference young people are banging the drums they're saying you might not listen to us but we're going to make our voices heard they weren't just banging the drums some of them had a song for boris [Music] [Applause] [Applause] all people not quite so passionate how worried are you about the climate from one to ten that's about four hey boris nothing but headers say this lady isn't changing her habits for anyone well would you eat less meat for example now i think sometimes if we've done that now we should be more armed than good to us like when they're going about smoking i give my thanks up for now buddy give all me [ __ ] [ __ ] off why was she she isn't the only one refusing to give up meat even the people at cop 26 couldn't be bothered they were criticized for a menu mostly made up of meat fish and dairy what a piss steak they want us to eat broccoli and they're smashing big macs what was the entertainment panda slapping and kitten wagging you've got nine lives prove it surely they should be setting an example because clearly eating meat is bad for the planet if everybody went vegan by 2050 we estimated that the food-related greenhouse gas emissions could be reduced by three quarters exactly the only problem with going vegan alcohol if you're sober veggie chili tofu scramble fine you have a couple of beers fetch me a dead animal nobody has ever got pissed and queued for a tangerine do you know what i mean i must have been on it last night look how many probiotic yogurts i've had [Applause] you

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Published: Fri May 13 2022