Why do people laugh at creationists (Part 45) DOOMSDAY!!!

Video Statistics and Information

Video

Captions Word Cloud

Captions

if God had to make signs to wake up the church I don't think we could get more of a sign this is more than any generation that we have seen more than any other generation we've seen strapped hisle's in Dorothy whose prophesy is coming to America and in a form when he reckons that this is what America might end up like in five or so years time and this is from a video with well over a million hits and copies with well over a million hits and an approval rating of about 95% want to talk about signs all right the subject today is sign it's good we're gonna talk about the American solar eclipse so the Sun is a sign the moon is a sign how so let's take a look at this do you realize that a total solar eclipse is only possible on earth no other planet that we know certainly no planet that we're aware of in the solar system can experience a total solar eclipse really is that so you know because I'm pretty sure I've seen total solar eclipses on Jupiter hello there are 17 I Oh eclipses every month on Jupiter that's over 200 per year and that's just one of the Jovian moons you get another hundred total solar eclipses from Europa per year 50 for Ganymede and I made 24 Callisto so that total soar eclipses are only possible on earth no quite true because on Jupiter they're almost a daily occurrence you know happening on average about once per day cool so let's briefly touch on one eclipses basically with any planet it goes around the Sun in a plane and if it's got a moon that goes around the planet in a plane and so at times where those planes intersect a little bit either way is a place where the Sun the moon and the planet can align and when that happens you get an eclipse so this is actually what the 2017 total solar eclipse would have looked like from bass and all inland takes about an hour for the moon shadow to cross the earth as you can see it's hardly a sign of divine judgment or something it's just a moon going around the earth and happening to pass in front of this Sun Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune and Pluto all have moons and the only one of them not to have total solar eclipses is Mars and even at that it's marginal do you realize that a total solar eclipse is only possible on earth yeah Jupiter gets gazillions of total solar eclipses Saturn Uranus Neptune and Pluto not so much because the orbital plane of the planet and those the moons have to align but when they do they get loads of total solar eclipses indeed with Pluto I remember this when I was young Pluto entered this part of its orbit where it started getting these mutual total solar eclipses with Cara and it was the light curves from that that we used to construct a crude map of the surface of Pluto which at the time couldn't actually be resolved by any telescope then then later on of course we got the Hubble Space Telescope and later on still the New Horizons probe no other planet that we know certainly no planet that we're aware of in the solar system can experience a total solar eclipse why is that because the sun's diameter is 400 times larger than the moons but at the same time the Sun also happens to be 400 times farther away than the moon dear God no the only thing that is required for a total solar eclipse is that the eclipsing body is angularly larger than the Sun as I will demonstrate here with IO going around Jupiter this is why almost all the bodies further away from the Sun gets so many total solar eclipses because the Sun at that distance is so angular ly small this he fails if the Sun was exactly 400 times further away and 400 times bigger then the total solar eclipse would and always last for zero seconds the fact that they last between zero and up to about eight minutes is primarily because the moon's distance from the earth varies as it goes around the earth don't buy a little either buy about forty thousand kilometres sort of precision you only get in biblical prophecies and given the moon's distance is about four hundred thousand kilometers away it's about a quarter of a million miles that's about the mileage that you get out of a good car before it kicks the bucket this means that the moon's size varies by about ten percent and when the moon is closer to the earth you get the total solar eclipse and when it's further away you get annular solar eclipses now as I said to you the Hebrews every one of their letters mean something each letter has a gamma Tauri value and it also has a picture a concept associated with it well the last letter of the Hebrew alphabet is table and the letter or this letter is associated with the image of a sign it means a sign and guess what it's come at revalue is 400 you can't make this stuff up yeah that's a great story I'm mazing even and like you see you you just can't make this stuff up except yeah you totally made this stuff up the distance between the Earth and the moon varies by about 10% so so the ratio of the Earth's Sun to earth moon distance varies from about three and seventy five to four hundred and eight 375 to 408 but it's like you say it's there in the Bible the letter Taff which has a gamma etre value of between a 375 and 408 because it's not numerology a sign includes things in the sky and gematria biblical comet Rhea not some strange numerology now I bet you nobody here who's a nut who's a non-jew would be convinced of that you'd be like oh that's just numerology especially these days Christians do not even pay attention to the signs that the Bible's talking about now has to be said that the ratio of the diameter of the moon to the diameter of the Sun is a pretty good 400 it's there within about one pop and that sort of thing we'll call that biblical precision for the moment well do you know where else the number 400 crops up in this solar system Uranus is exactly 400% bigger the precision that we were talking about earlier then the earth there is no coincidence with God it's a guard incident Uranus yeah where you pull out all of the source material for your video that's a sign on the fourth day he made that sign he gave it a value 400 unless you knew astronomy three thousand years ago why would you say that a sign has the numerical value 400 because the person who made the Hebrew alphabet made the Sun that's our God this is why what we're believing what we're reading it's not something made up son another religious tax is that another man-made fiction it's something that is objectively true hell what's being suggested here is just geometrically impossible I mean let's just say it was a perfect 400 at first contact that means by MIDI clips of course he's the earth is a ball with radius about six thousand kilometers it's going to be closer to the moon so it basically goes with the ratio of the distance to the moon which which is basically four hundred thousand kilometers plus or minus six thousand kilometers that's one percent so much for biblical precision now we want to come to a nother sign something that the Jews would consider a sign in the sky which is the total solar eclipse that is going to cross the United States mainland on the 21st of August 2017 we are only days away from this yeah he's we gonna predict that the moon's shadow is going to destroy things their shadow never mind the fact that there have been over 10,000 solar eclipses that have happened in the last five or so thousand years this is their significant one I tell you this is the one God's gonna try and use to communicate with us what keeps people away from Jesus they're dishonest they're dishonest about who they are they think they're better than other people they think they're smarter than God they think God is wrong and they're right well I'm not sure about God but I'm certainly a lot smarter than these spokesmen you know the ones who think that solar eclipses can only happen on earth alright the Bible says that the Sun is a sign the Sun is a sign there are unique things about the Sun probably more than we can figure out but we've I think touched on one of them the solar eclipse is a sign what else might be a sign well here's an interesting thing what do you think is the temperature of the surface of the Sun anyone know well I'm not sure what units do you want to measure this in you see the Bible's a little sketchy on temperature measurements not greatly surprising things the thermometer wasn't invented to some thousand or so years after Jesus supposedly died maybe something that the ancients they're ignorant they don't know anything and they paid attention to that actually we find a lot of times they know more than we do we just forgot what they knew well most Americans which your leg intelligence the new Babylon would like the temperature in Fahrenheit most everyone else in Seoul seus and scientists on their nerdy days would probably go for Kelvin so why are you interested in the temperature of the Sun well here it is since the surface temperature of the Sun is 5778 Kelvin that's a very interesting number because all 5505 Celsius all nine thousand nine hundred and forty-one Fahrenheit the next Hebrew year is 5778 that's coming one or two days before the revelation 12 side so 5 7 7 8 roughly equals our 2018 is that a coincidence or is that a sign God loves to play with words and images and numbers and he can do what he like yeah hold Rafa see you want the temperature in Kelvin so you can claim this is all prophecy oh well firstly now according to NASA the temperature of the surface of the Sun is 5 7 7 2 Kelvin not 5 7 7 8 which means the prophecy of the earth ending should have happened 6 years ago I mean you all remember the earth ending 6 years ago right I mean look let's just take a big-picture look at this the Sun is giving out about twice as much radiation as indeed when the earth first formed not only that the Sun is a weekly variable star so the surface temperature won't be constant in any event then of course it depends on what you call the surface how you define it the sun's got several layers going from the photosphere which is about 6,000 Kelvin tiffith in corona just a few hundred kilometers from this surface where the temperatures go up to about a million Kelvin so he said I'll give you the evil wants the sign of Jonah now who was he speaking to the wicked the evil the legalistic the Pharisees and so we say what's the sign of Jonah well Jonah ran away from the call of God was eaten by a fish you know really actually died inside the fish was resurrected after three days and the fish spat amount seriously Jonah the guy who was swallowed by a fish all you do hit me with that bitch honestly you were doing better with the Renault other places in the entire universe that can have total solar eclipses there was a sign given to nineveh called the sign of Jonah what was that sign take a look at it today Nineveh is called mozo so there's Mosel right there and there was a total solar eclipse that crossed the north of Nineveh on the 15th of June 763 BC during the reign of King Asher Dan the 3rd this was one of the omens which led Nineveh to repent wholesale so the sign that was given to Nineveh wasn't actually in Nineveh they didn't have a total solar eclipse dude it's right on the map you're pulling in front all those people the line of totality mrs. Miniver what they not read it or something oh wait I think I have an explanation for this last letter of the Hebrew alphabet is tough everyone say Tov Tov Mazel Tov everyone say Mazel Tov [Music] four signs would you like to say signs [Applause] everyone say sign see what's going on and the ancients were not so dumb dub the Bur say go Eclipse it was one of the most famous solar eclipses in ancient history except it didn't turn dark I'm beginning to think that your gods really not paying attention to the details of these signs you know what happened when Jesus was crucified the Sun turned to darkness the Bible records it yeah but no one else or that hell the nearest you get is an eclipse happened about two years after Jesus supposedly died and the Bible says it was dark for hours a neat trick sings the longest total solar eclipse that you can get is about eight minutes and they clipped some two years after Jesus supposedly died was only about a minute long but don't discount the fact that the Sun turned to darkness day turned to darkness which confirmed for those Pharisees were watching at that time didn't you say something about the sign of Jonah and when Jesus is crucified the earthquakes day turns to night yeah except the only place that says this is the Bible or you would have thought that earthquakes and the Sun coming out for three hours and they're dead coming out of their graves and coming into town for a day trip yeah that's actually in the Bible you would have thought that that's the sort of thing that some contemporary historians might have thought worthy of note you know you know my long dead uncle Bertie came into town today I said I thought he was dead and he said yeah but you know Jesus died and so now I'm the Living Dead he went on to say that this was a really unexpected career change for him and now heaven has actually been really cool and that he was very nonplussed to be an undead zombie for the foreseeable future I mean as he asked me how do you die if you're already dead oddly the Bible after making these remarkable claims about the Dead coming back to life and visiting people something that's not mentioned in any other text of the time doesn't see fit to say what happened to the undead after this can you see the series of earthquakes that are going on right now Turkey and Greece unusual earthquake a mini tsunami went into the hotels in Turkey at least two people dead in Greece more to come Wow two dead in an earthquake no zombies yet but still - dad I mean ignore the fact that there are about a million people who died in car accidents every year that's about 3,000 people per day but sure to deaden an earthquake that's a sign from God the sign of Jonah included at least five things when you trace the history of the reign of Astrid and the third you find that there were a series of plagues civil wars military loss a major earthquake any total solar eclipse what look when most people want to give a sign that's settle for a box of chalk ease in some sweet talk what sort of a psycho when he wants to communicate with you communicates by sending you plagues Wars and solar eclipses if you look right now in America it's almost like there is a civil war that's about to start the division between people in America is almost 50/50 right down the line it's never really had that kind of division since 1865 the Civil War you mean it's completely unprecedented that America has never been more divided than this except of course when they were so divided they actually had a civil war but for some reason you know I've got a Claddagh side and I think that there's gonna be an earthquake and maybe an upset military loss for America as well and plagues what what America is in for a plague dude the only plague America is struck with is too many hamburgers and even at that the life expectancy in America has never been so high as for a military loss wow that's a that's an incredible prediction I mean America's only been at war for 93 percent of the time of its 250 year history then the other great prediction is you got there you know the years gonna start in early January or waters gonna be kinda wet or milk left out of the fridge for too long won't taste as nice share Nostradamus keep making those powerful predictions what kind of signs does God give on the 21st of August 1914 a total solar eclipse cross Eastern Europe this was dubbed at that time the world war 1 Eclipse World War 1 started two months prior to the solar eclipse with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand on the 28th of June 1914 boom there you go eclipse and all of a sudden world war solid argument there dude solid argument I mean I can see you're really going somewhere with this one I mean I will write you're a bit shaky at the beginning but now I can see you're really going strong on this one and when war started it started there on the Eastern Europe front and when it started two months into it they turned to darkness if they understood the signs of God they should have just laid down their arms and said this is gonna be a waste of lives and time and money what dude remember you were just saying that your God was the one who communicates by starting wars and when war started it started there on the Eastern Europe front and when it started two months into it they turned to darkness great so solar eclipses precede world wars we got it here so of course there's gonna be of solar eclipse lots of solar eclipses just for World War two all over Europe right you know the bloodiest war in human history well now turns out they weren't any which kind of plays the crap out of this conspiracy theory now this is the map of the Eclipse path of totality going across the United States as I mentioned on August 21st 2017 oh my god that's terrifying just all the way across America that never happened before minute so 1716 ut time that's Universal Time this will overlap the Cascadia subduction zone and what's interesting about this two things first of all that it starts by crossing an earthquake zone actually the clip starts in the middle of the Pacific Ocean thousands of miles away from this Cascadia subduction zone and even at that basically the whole west coast of America is a fault why so any Eclipse the picture landfall on the west coast of America crosses a subduction zone further what the hell it's almost impossible for the moon's shadow to go across the earth without crossing loads of earthquake zones in any event what's your point here that God is going to communicate by only killing people in earthquake zones because that's where God can cause earthquakes also the final Hebrew month Ahlul begins at sundown on which day Monday the 21st of August 2017 what's Ahlul about here it is wikipedia says he lose the 12th month of this Jewish civil New Year it comes from the Akkadian word they say that means harvest it certainly does because you know what people tend to grow crops in the summertime and then harvest them in autumn time I mean I may be sort of late August when this eclipse just happened happen you have Muppet yeah sure it means the end times and that God's gonna come back and harvest people so the solar eclipse happens at the first of Elul which means the harvest begins the word harvest means gathering of crops ripen crops a supply of anything gathered at maturity and stored the verb to harvest means to gather to reap to catch to take to remove how interesting yes truly remarkable the new clips should happen in autumn you know at harvest time there appears a marker on the earth right at the end of 2017 the Great American solar eclipse so this is gonna darken the earth it's actually gonna like this Eclipse on the 21st of August 49 BC or this one on the 21st of August 3 BC or this one on the 21st of August 16 AD or this one on the 1st of Elul in the year 491 oh this one on the 1st of it all year 576 all this one on the 1st of Elul 1650 whatever I think you get the point that there is nothing special about August 21st and eclipses kind of mark out a path of maybe this is where God's focus is America time to repent or be judged yeah that's right America is about to be judged because of the moon's shadow I mean sure those ten thousand solar eclipses also that have just been in the last few thousand years that wasn't God's judgment but with these solar eclipses I feel lucky that this is the one that God's going to use to communicate with America so the last time that a total solar eclipse crossed the United States was in 1918 June 8th 1918 well not entirely there was the annular eclipse of 1994 that crossed the entire United States there were the total solar eclipses of 1979 and 1970 there were the total solar eclipses of 1959 1954 and 1945 they're all originated in America then there was the total solar eclipses of 1934 1925 in 1923 all of which which crossed America as well as the angular eclipse of 1937 and 1932 but whatever tell me more about the 1918 Eclipse so now we want to move towards prophecy / an educated speculation how do we determine how do we say what might be coming because we want to prepare people what might be coming well all we have to do is look at history history is prophecy what happened in history when there was a total solar eclipse crossing the entire continental United States nearly a hundred years ago the end of World War one is that the sign that you're talking I'm sorry I forgot god only communicates by killing people you know signs go on tell us more well if you look in history you can google this 1918 there was a flu pandemic a pandemic is bad it's not an epidemic it's a pandemic the pandemic of 1918 resulted in a death toll of 675 thousand Americans dead the death toll worldwide was fifty to a hundred million I mean give or take 50 million that's how bad it was so let me see if I understand this right god wants to send a sign that he's kind of judge America so he sent a global pandemic to kill 50 to 100 million people even though only 1% of the Dead would be Americans the people he's trying to give me in the cave with meanwhile 99% of the casualties would be a splatter fire would you say that's a sign that was given to that generation to say boy this a lot of wickedness here and repent cool so I'm sure if we take a look at another plague say for instance the Black Death I'm sure you'll find that was accompanied by a solar eclipse - actually no that was just one third of the population of Europe dead without an eclipse good thing - I would hate to see how bad it would have been if God had tried to communicate with these people by sending them a sign at the same time repent or reap what you sow God doesn't go around killing people we don't believe that but God would only need to remove his presence for evil to come into your life I'm really not so sure I would call Influenza evil it's a virus sure it kills you but it's not like it's at there conspiring to do it you know oh if only God will remove his presence then I can go and kill women and children well God's just sitting there saying well yeah I think I'm gonna remove my presence till fifty to a hundred million a dead you know because that'll teach him not to do what I want that's what we're doing the guy but kick him out of school we say you can't even teach the Bible in school you can see the demonic influence in that not teaching the Bible is demonic dude I'm glad that you're talking crap because if your God really was real and this is how he communicated how could you distinguish him from the devil the death toll worldwide was fifty to a hundred million I mean give or take fifty million that God doesn't go around killing people we don't believe that but God would only need to remove his presence for evil to come into your life yeah don't do what I want and I'll let 50 million die just to teach you a lesson that sounds pretty evil to me why would you single out a book and say that's not allowed but of course you can glorify Islam you can talk positively about the Quran what whether you are the one that doesn't have any solar eclipses or something Islam is pretty much synonymous with evil in America and you'll be doing very well - fine anyone who will defend it because it's got so much messed-up stuff in it not that there should be much of a surprise you basically both worship the same God the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob but I want to show you something else that might be a clue if you look at the path of totality of the Eclipse and then you look at this earthquake hazard map which is put out by the USGS this is FEMA's earthquake projected earthquake damaged zones the red would be the worse yellow stones their new Madrid's there and the Sun marks it out on the 21st of August the Sun says we're crossing all of those earthquake zones yeah you pretty good I have faith there dude cuz it looks mean like it's just a line going across America so let's see it misses all of Alaska all of Hawaii goes through the lowest earthquake damage zone on the west coast then Clips the New Madrid place before going out and missing Porto Rico completely this ha if I only shadow is caused earthquakes we would be completely screwed yeah really do you've never looked and the Eclipse prediction map have you all a historical one for that matter you know how hard it is for an eclipse not to pass an earthquake zone and by the way this is also partially scientific because a lot of dis geologists they never can predict earthquakes because they look down God always says look up there are now scientists who are looking up at solar activity sunspots coronal mass ejections these things and then they make predictions of earthquakes and so far they've been doing it better than people who look down enough goddamnit okay not quite yet but if you want to know just how dumb what this guy said was you're gonna have to tune in to the next episode of white people off a creationist because believe it or not I'm only about halfway through this guy's talk which I should remind you had over a million heat and a 95% positive rating which kind of echoes what I saw when I drove around America this summer some 8,000 miles America's prime problem he's not the regressive left with people like psyches you don't get me wrong I'm not saying that addressing those people isn't fabulously entertaining and sure when she was in front of the United Nations necessary but now she pulls in a few thousand hits per video any in some cases less than a thousand which means that less than half a percent of her subscribers actually what her stuff and most of those are probably just watching it for the lulz and she's the monster fish the giant of the social justice warrior community meanwhile this is the religious right who can field a video with over a million hits multiple videos like this with huge approval ratings who want these sort of stuff taught in schools to kids to the next generation and yeah while in America I saw several people like this echoing these bullshit 400 things yes praising the fact that we get any clips at all system with the exception of Mars causes eclipses not all of them but yeah I mean they're like no no they have they have they have potato moons they're only partial they're terrible the point is that you can live and study the universe this is life so it's old I guess what I'm saying is this is not some nice drama for clicks Titan bullshit this is the roughly forty percent of Americans who think that Jesus will return in the next 40 or so years and if you like media like this and want to support it you'll find the links to patreon bill [Music] you

Info

Channel: Thunderf00t

Views: 650,072

Rating: 4.8356056 out of 5

Keywords: why, do, people, laugh, at, creationists, part, part 44, ken, ham, answers, in, genesis, god, religion, christian, noah, flood, ark, arc, encounter, part 45, 45, doomsday, end, of, the, world, eclipse, moon, sun, 400, prophecy, bible, sign, steven, cioccianti, discovery, ministries

Id: A0mLPF-LGb8

Channel Id: undefined

Length: 34min 52sec (2092 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 13 2017

Reddit Comments

Fuck the Creationists.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/davidreiss666 📅︎︎ Oct 14 2017 🗫︎ replies

Speculation is often funny. I guess you can't say, "You can't make this stuff up."

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/healthybodysupport 📅︎︎ Oct 14 2017 🗫︎ replies