Why Bill Cipher is my favourite character

[Music] thank you [Music] empties have no hands and let's go empty let's go ah [Applause] [Laughter] a [Music] oh oh gravity falls it is good to be back name's Bill Cipher and I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy I'm just kidding I know who you are Gideon what are you [Music] I know lots of things the adjectives hey look what I can do [Music] deity for you kid you're sure I am what's your point time to invade Stan's mind this should be fun remember reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram bye gold bye remember everyone we've got to look out for the triangle guy yeah look at the triangle guy or Tim that's the guy you'll leave our uncle's brain alone you isosceles monster oh [Music] ah wait what ah Stan's family we meet at last question mark shooting star pine tree I had a hunch I might bump into you [Music] hey something weird's going on here oh boy you kids are our gullible I knew you'd lead me straight to the code it's funny how dumb you are yellow Bill did you find the memory with the combination yet relax short stack I got it right here perfect now give it to me and I'll fulfill my end of the bargain finally it's you got a pen there it's 13. 44. ah no no no wait no none more bottomless than the bottomless pit which as you can see here is bottomless whoa whatever that was it's gone forever Mabel did it the shark is safe the deal's off wait no way I'm switching to plan B you you can't even imagine what you just cost me do you have any idea what I'm like when I said [Music] so I guess it gets really mad when he gets mad you're next cool we're next four three boys and now to finish you off once and for all hey Bill what nice bow tie no no no no you know I'm impressed with you guys you're a lot more clever than you look especially the fat one he's talking about you so I'm gonna let you kids off the hook you might come in handy later but know this a Darkness approaches a day will come in the future when everything you care about will change until then I'll be watching you I'll be watching you Who would know about secret codes [Music] I think I know a guy well well well you're awfully persistent pine tree hats off to you you again did you miss me admit it you missed me hardly you worked with Gideon you tried to destroy my uncle's mind it was just a job kid no hard feelings I've been keeping an eye on you since then and I must say I'm impressed really you deserve a prize here have a head that's always screaming oh the point is I like you how's about you like to give you a hint huh I only ask for a small favor in return I'd never do a favor for you don't forget who defeated you last time right you defeated me well if you ever change your mind I'll be here for you ready to make a deal hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds someone's looking desperate so what puppet are you gonna pick anyway hmm let's see eenie meenie miney oh what what this can't be happening what did you do to my body sorry kid but you're my puppet now oh my gosh this can't be happening this can't be happening [Laughter] man it has been so long since I've inhabited a body pain is hilarious and two eyes this thing's Deluxe I don't [Applause] [Music] know [Music] and laugh show yourself [Music] aren't you a sight for sore eye Stanford philbrick Pines my old pal Bill Cipher what do you want from me oh quit playing dumb IQ you knew I'd be back you think shutting down that portal can stop what I have planned I've been making deals chatting with old friends preparing for the big day you can't keep that Rift safe forever up and when you do get out of here you have no Dominion in our world maybe not right now but things change Stanford finds things [Applause] [Music] perfect this will protect us from Bill as long as we're inside our minds are safe thank you have to find my next Pawn on the outside [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] oh no wait wait wait and long long last the gate Between Worlds has opened the event won billion years prophesied has come to pass the day has come the world is [Applause] [Music] [Music] what's going on what is that we're too late it's the end of the world oh it's happening it's finally finally happening physical form Don't Mind If I Do [Music] what just happened oh man this is bad just a real bad situation all right listen up you one lifespan three-dimensional five cents skin puppets for one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying Dimension waiting for a new universe to call my own name's bill but you can call me your new Lord and Master for all of eternity now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and Nightmares I call my friends eight ball cryptos the being whose name must ever be said what the heck it's sansar then of course there's also teeth Keyhole hexagon amorphous shape Veronica pacifier and these guys are town now boys now see here you Unholy triangle fella as mayor I strongly urge you to get get on out of here yeah things with what I are weird we don't like Out of Towners we punch what we don't understand I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome you to radical rule perhaps I can be one of your uh Horsemen of the Apocalypse dad not now sweetie the grown-ups are talking oh wow that's a great offer how about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] and how about some bubbles of pure Madness [Music] this party never stops to breathe welcome one and all so soon [Music] [Music] again some sunny day ah sharp as ever Ford Z as you may have noticed I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover I control space the matter and now that that dumb babies out of the way time itself but I wasn't always this way finally your dimension will be free anything will be possible I'll remake a fun world a better world a party that never ends with a host that never dies no more restrictions no more laws you'd be one of us all powerful greater than anything you've imagined and all I need is your help well would you look at that those kids really care about you and you care about them foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] why aren't you dancing Chop Chop sometimes guys want to see what happens to your friends when you can't get along oh but you should be [Music] oh no you know this Castle could really use some decoration or I see everything ow not again why every time I've got some children I need to make into Corpses soon when I get my hands on you kids I'm gonna disassemble your molecules foreign [Music] deadly [Music]

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Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Thu May 11 2023