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what's the while for the show we asked the audience write things down and one of the things we have them write down is random lines and people would say in a scene and put it in their pocket not to look at them but they have to use the lines in the scene Somali I've finally excuse to put him in the scene the scene is Indiana Jones played by Ryan and his feisty female companion played by Colin you know you're always the female companion at least you're feisty or something you know yes that's great yeah you're trapped in a snake infested Egyptian tomb and their torches are about to go out uh-oh I wonder what's gonna happen snakes but you're scared of snakes I'm feisty look I'm sorry yeah sorry I got you into this whatever you do with that case sorry Oh Indy I love you really sure what the heck you like to tell me now how are we gonna get out of here wait small hole is light coming through up there oh we could wander up there and you I'm sorry these temple interstates you stepped on your sake I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm not good with a torch yeah I'm good with women either but just as a little tip if you want someone to feel like with you don't stick a torch in their face so I didn't say the right words choose that's right that's right if you're being tender you should have looked into my eyes and said let me strip for you big boy except I would have been called your boy upset about that no I wouldn't because I'm very in touch with my inner boy all right well sir well that's just silly look we're gonna get out of here all right I want to well I want to have your kids someday since we're playing the weird goofy game that's right I want to be the girl in the relationship I don't be the one to get up in the morning roll you over and say you are one ugly woman I have never been this hot in my life oh but first let's get out of here I didn't quit by with my lip I can try to snag that stump sticking out of the hole and pull ourselves up the stump by the little hole Jess what's wrong my torch is out get wet wait if you're gonna complain about everything I'll call off the whole myself oh just think you're gonna get sex later you know my father was right about you oh yeah he said that girl that girl you with time to make a booty call and I have no idea what that meant so I didn't make a booty call you take the whip you crawl out yourself I'll stay here and fight the snakes give me your torch it's in your pocket now you're probably on fire I can't go without you oh look a door I'm glad that adventure is over leave your rubber snakes you've done this to get me here haven't you good you seem to be a little intimidated by my feistiness and I thought maybe this would help you say the words every girl wants to hear those ones I've said already come on spit it off I want you once again after this great adventure and you were very brave all right all right I want you yes just rub me like that I want you to lean over and whisper into my ear rub my rump and call me Lois

Channel: PotatoeHater

Views: 195,260

Rating: 4.8774028 out of 5

Keywords: lines

Id: eASbrezYg-g

Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 30 2007