Who's Your Daddy?!

what's up dudes welcome to a demented game called who's your daddy as the dad you're trying to save the baby from not living anymore so of course stick around till the end for my turn to be the dad it gets insane also if you've ever been a baby hit the like button down below the video what hit the subscribe button let's do this all right boys welcome to an old school game this is called who's your daddy how this is gonna work sigils is gonna be the first daddy and then i'm going to be the daddy what we each have 13 minutes who okay let's go ahead and start whoever has the least amount of baby deaths whenever they're the dad they win and they win a new dad wait oh finally i can replace mine oh my god no time set wait before you hear that oh bible over here hey bill you have a giant head oh gosh okay so you can see in the top left we that we have 150 health we also have a sick meter and uh a like a a lung meter oh wait what is this get on can i get on this you know oh let's go what's going on upstairs you guys making way too much we're not doing nothing dad we're just playing on our tricycle we're just playing on her oh why is your head so giant let go of the door i'm trying i'm trying sometimes listen before we keep playing if you've ever be oh wait why am i riding the tricycle how do i get off run run back here let that be a lesson to you did you just tase baby you just i got your somehow listen i know what he was going to say about have you ever been that's it if you've ever been a baby hit the like button down below the video ah you're not a very good dad no that's clearly from my you know i'm gonna pick up on water i want some water let me drink some water you can have water what is fine water the water gave me my stuff back there again now i can walk this oh sunday what i don't feel so good too you have a 25 sick meter nibble what did you do batteries i am [Music] wait what is that noise um i have a drone delivering what i need hey [Applause] [Music] don't get me back you are not a good dad at all i am slowly dying i am dying just gonna get on my ipad real quick okay i gotta i gotta buy something i am dying my paw i'm gonna sit in the fire i'm on the way no get out of fire i died oh okay this is not that's two deaths russell keep the score this is a demented game wrestle dog that that one didn't count hey can i go to the kitchen i'm really hungry dad why is one of the babies way bigger than me dad i need food dead wait what is this wait can i punch you oh i punched you oh go go go go go go go you don't want to go you know where to go you know where to go the house is on fire your mother's gonna put the fire out before you get the near us wait assistant we're gonna get the fire out don't put me down stop watching go go go i got you all right nope that's not how we watch the kids people you're out you're fine this is fine gotta go come here come here number two i want to eat a fruit can i have a bit hey you put me down i'm gonna punch you get out ow yeah get up we can drive the car i got bleach too wait do you have bleach ooh hey guys i'm stunned no no hold on eat guys all right i got my license before i got my license don't worry enter open the door i'm in the car that's fine how do i drive it bibble open the door is i love you very much you don't love me get punched all right put me down hit the like button okay has anyone seen the car give me that gas back that is not for you that is not for you okay hold on let me eat this let me i need i need i need to eat some fruit can i have some fruit please there we go thank you piffle i'm setting all of this wood on fire setting all this i'll throw a screwdriver at him no don't wait no no no no no stop hitting me people just beating me with the sticks throw this right there i'm not doing anything you set it on fire there's fires everywhere on fire what do you get if you kill dad wait where are you he's just infinitely in the fire he's burning stop my throat just nail me what is this game bamboo come start the dryer bible oh no i'm on my way i'm about to let you go in no stop it no stop it that's my nail gun dad i was gonna fix the shed dad you're a mean dad there's a fire in my way i think i'm gonna die what is what is this what am i drinking you're knocking me like a beam over out of your face i'm vomiting nipple put down the stick all you do is knock down i'm dead well your dead body's beating me up okay hey can you put me down please can you hey can you why are you on fire you seem like you're not having fun i'm not you're the worst yeah i threw that bottle at you and i'm gonna say i died i just had to defibrillate myself wait so defibrillator if you have to that means you died right before what are you doing over there i listen i i have a key i'm ready to go driving well okay wait for you okay get over here i have the key i can eat it should i eat it no don't eat it don't eat the key we need that to leave dad has been mean to us he hasn't changed our diapers in like three years you have the car you have the keys it's right here it's right in front you see him what is that get into the car okay i got it you got it i got it the key no okay i will only give you the key if you promise to behave i found a rat i found a rat i'm gonna eat a rat no no give us the key give us the key or i'll eat this rat give us the key or i'll eat this rat no i took i i don't even know where the key is anymore man nope nope piffle daddy's crawling down here with you you guys behind the key he stole the keys all right i'm out of here how much time oh go we can go behind here he can't get back here he's too slow i'm going into the living room i found a crayon i can't tell oh i'm driving i'm bouncing over to sunday sunday come here you're not feeling well i need to put you i'm outside i'm inside the house i'm in the i'm in the no you know better daddy doesn't like it when you swim you're not ready to race michael phelps like daddy are you swimming though oh no i died oh no it's not fair it's not fair you're both stay away from dead dad i'm just swimming this is how we learn to swim this is how we learn to swim why can i not why can't i grab you is that how that works i am losing 40 health dude i can't swim down to get you oh now i drowned that is a lot of dance i think that's four for you four or five i don't know that's a lot you're pretty bad minus one because i'm handsome thank you well double stop it oh a lollipop a punch no no no face not any of dad's secret lollipops oh no dresser hey i'm trying to do work okay i'm trying to make stuff happen i'm sure you're very serious you can't eat the poop out of the toilet is there poop in the toilet there is look we can eat it stop it you put me down stop it get punched stop it why is this dad outnumbered by his how did you get in there flush me even flush me how do i flush your i gotta die i gotta die again hey you put me down stop it i'm gonna punch you i'm gonna punch you i love you no you get out of here bible just jumped out the window what is this okay let me drink let me drink the daddy drink oh no oh no i'm gonna project now vomit no please not again my leg sonny stop it study sunday come here let me love you oh daddy's coming oh daddy's the coming you stay away from me i need to die i need to have a child anyway you need help pivotal are you dying yet knocking the wall on my leg my leg oh i gotta drink some i gotta drink some of this you've killed dad here let me get something no i got ten seconds i have to die i have to die at least one more time three seconds still dead all right that was six deaths for sigils now it's my turn to be the dad oh gosh all right children call me papa right we got the pool keep your baby alive all right let me clear so i i start with a vacuum right and it has a little bit of battery power as you can see in the bottom and i can uh look at that i can suck up all the bad stuff right so you guys aren't getting hurt papa i don't know how to get down is somebody playing a flute no maybe what is happening what is this uh detergent pod yep go ahead and take all that all right there we go oh we got some medicine oh grab the medicine that'll make you better hold on i need to get the ipad i'm getting the ipad okay i [Music] stop it stop it stop it right now stop it right now puppy puppy there's a dog [Applause] i have a lawnmower i don't i don't think that's accomplishing what you wanted to accomplish did you just jump through the window i'm on the ipad security cameras i can look at security cameras everything's looking good that'll help you i'm gonna order more i'm gonna order more medicine i'm gonna order some pears where did they go get over there right now hey you get over there you stop it you stop it no no stop it stop it i'm gonna hug you i'm gonna hug you i'm hugging you okay there we go did i get my order oh yeah hey dad what i know what what what's up man how did you get that hey you get off there right now you eat your medicine you eat your medicine young man [Music] i died you ran over me and killed me can you stop running over your dad give papa a hug give papa give papa you give me your baby oh hey cute no more huh wait where is he there's a flying baby it's gonna work what he's going to space no stop no i didn't mean to push it just meet me in the garage i'm going to feed you a pair i know how to get on the rocket there you go i know how to get on the rocket here i'm going to grab this oh there's a rocket on the roof stop it okay you just gotta hit your bounces hit your bounces hit your bounces there's no this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is wait can we can i get up there every time you hit the bounce it goes higher oh god oh i'm up here too oh no okay no you will you are not allowed to get up there only me okay i'm fine oh i thought we need a lighter oh we need a lighter oh yeah you you kids you can't stay up there you could stay up there daddy's the i'm the fun dad come on fun dad listen listen biffle if i let you do this you have to go to bed at a good time tonight all right if i make it back i'll go to bed at a good time tonight after i get my dessert wait how do i how do i how do i set it like this get it in there dude [Music] i'm dead i'm dead listen can i drive your car no it's my car dad right and throw this cool dad man come on ow i'm eating that stop eating glass one minute remaining he'll never find me oh fruit here here we go bleach uh go ahead drink it go ahead go ahead keep drinking feed take the pills no what i'm drinking more of it no i'm dying eat that oh you're diarrhea you're getting warmer you're getting water i'm just kidding i'm getting colder colder oh where is he why do i hear fireworks i just froze in the fridge [Music] oh there's a frozen baby wait i can put myself in a blender here here eat a lemon eat a lemon i'm tripping on your diarrhea i'm literally tripping on your diarrhea is it fatherhood fun no it's not two seconds cooking oil please take the cooking oil fire while breaking the fire ah i'm drinking cooking oil put me in the microwave no that's all i think the five six counts is i am the best thought ever boys hit the like button hit the subscribe button we did it

Channel: SSundee

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Id: 99Swg4-wRb4

Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 20 2022