- Which pizza chain
gives pizza a bad name? - Let's talk about that. (upbeat background music) Good Mythical morning. Say something, man. - I don't wanna say
anything bad about pizza. - Well, me neither. - I love pizza.
- I love pizza too. - You think the mythical beast can just say the bad
things about pizza for us? - Well, if they couldn't, it wouldn't be time for Scorn Hole, worst pizza edition. - Welcome to the Corn Hole Field Zone. - [Stevie] Good morning, gentlemen. - Hello, one of our favorite lesbians. - Oh. (background laughter) - Yeah, yeah maybe the favorite. - You know, you might be my favorite. - [Stevie] Yeah, you always
say one of and I'm offended. - I would say you're my favorite lesbian. - Thank you Rhett. Link, you're just gonna
stay quiet on this one? - Well, everybody knows I love lesbians, it's just a question of the ranking. - You love all lesbians?
- Yeah. - [Stevie] Yeah, it's a broad. - The ranking moves around.
- Okay, all right. We'll unpack that later. Okay, today you're gonna
taste different pizza and pizza adjacent items and then try and guess which
ones the mythical beast voted on as the worst by tossing those colored
corn hole bags at the board. Each color corresponds
to what you're tasting and the bag for the worst food item is worth the most points. Whoever wins gets a special
helping of corny pizza from our resident corny grandma. - Oh yeah.
- Oh, she's here. - You know what, I've got
quite a relationship with her because we've played this three times and I've won all three times Link. - And I find that hard to believe 'cause I feel like my performances
have always been good. - You're very good, I'm
just a little bit better. - All right, until today. (upbeat background music) - [Stevie] Okay, boys, let's kick things off with
some pizza toppings shall we? Now, before you start, I wanna say we put out the poll initially and it did have anchovies on it, but then it came back and
53% of the mythical beast voted for anchovies-
- Of course. - And we want this game to be difficult so yeah, we removed it. So reminder of the five
toppings in front of you, which did the mythical
beast rank at the bottom? - So we got some mushrooms over here. My favorite type of mushroom
is a completely raw mushroom. I don't know, something
about, it's the consistency. I'm really thinking that
I'm a consistency man- - Yeah because they definitely
don't taste as good as a mushroom that's like cooked in butter. - It's like eating a- - And it gets a whole lot better. - It's like eating a pencil eraser and I love that. Pineapple. - These are definitely-
- Controversy. - The thing about these is that, mushrooms, that's an option for pizza. Pineapple is controversial
but it's on the Hawaiian. Broccoli, like it can happen. - Like a chicken and broccoli pizza? Like a white pizza? - This is throwing me off.
- Yeah. - Because artichokes and then olives, yeah, they're controversial polarizing, everything is polarizing. - You're getting into like fancy pizzas with the artichoke and then olives are arguably just as ubiquitous
as mushrooms on pizza so this is gonna be interesting. - But they're so polarizing so if you have an opinion about those- - I do. - You're much more
likely to have an opinion about mushrooms and olives than any of these things, I think. But when presented with these five, I mean, I would choose broccoli as the least favorite thing
up here, broccoli on my pizza. - Well make your choice
with your bags, sir. Here we are, make your first bet. - People like to say that they don't want pineapple on pizza, it is like some like pure
like pizza kind of thing. But I actually think that
Hawaiian pizza is so popular, put the bag back. You just broke a rule, I'm gonna take points away. You need all the points you can get. - You don't give and take points. - You don't get to grab my bags. Don't grab a guy's bag without asking. - You don't get to make the rules. - You have to make eye contact with a man and ask him for consent
before you touch his bag. - And then this fell. God, look at what you've done. - I'm gonna start with broccoli because that's what I
would say out of all these. Broccoli on a pizza,
why would you do that? - Woo, you got close.
- I blocked you. I blocked you.
- I agree. - Oh, you agree.
- You didn't block me. - [Rhett] You're gonna go over the top. - [Link] Move over here. - You're gonna go over the top. - I'm going over the top. Just like Sloan. - I licked my hands and
then touched all your bags. - I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it, it doesn't phase me. Whoop, a little short, but now we have negated one another. (background laughter) - [Rhett] Oh hmm boy. - [Link] You gonna stick
with broccoli because- - No, I wanna make things interesting. More people don't like
mushrooms than olives, I think. Yeah, I know where the bags are at. Like when I say something, you don't have to begin reaching to it, you don't have to point.
- Why? Why you so prickly today? - I'm just saying like-
- All I did was this. - Yeah, I know where the bag is. - How's that gonna like totally annoy you. - It's right here. - Yeah, right there.
- I see the bag. - Right there, just grab it. - Okay. I wanna go over the top as well. - [Link] Blood pressure is up. - Ooh man. - I am going to-
- Right there. - Stick with broccoli. Yep, right here. Right here, okay. But you can't be in my line. - Okay, all right.
- And that's obvious. Oh, short. No left, dang it. - Short, left. I think people don't have strong
opinions about artichokes. There's a lot of people
who don't like pineapple, again, but I feel like they
feel like they should say that. - This make you angry? - No, no cause it has
nothing to do with my bags. I'm going back to broccoli. But maybe people don't care, maybe people are like, "I
don't really mind broccoli. "Like, I really don't
like olives on my pizza." Mushroom's going on a gill again. No, but it's a common ingredient. I mean, in fact, pepperoni and mushroom is like my favorite Pizza. Maybe pineapple. - People love to hate on pineapple. - [Rhett] They do. - So it makes them happy to vote for it. - Oh man. I'm just landing
in the same spot every time, but it's not far enough up. - If I was voting, my vote
would absolutely be olives. - Yep.
- Then artichokes. - And people know that about you. So they're like, "Link's gonna be playing
this game, he hates olives." - I think broccoli's number one, I've gotta try to get in
the hole with broccoli. - Get in the old broccoli hole. (background laughing) - Why is that so funny? - I think it switched. - That was actually not a bad throw. - It went right in. - Yeah, it's not a bad throw at all. It wasn't bad at all. It wasn't bad at all. - You don't even have to
play hard for this round now. - Okay, final throw is a broccoli throw. - Man, you have piled
up, all those are yours. One of 'em is mine.
- One of 'em is yours. - I've got to get over
the top with broccoli. - [Rhett] Get over the top with broccoli. - I have never been able to move on to dissipating my answers. Spreading them out, you
know what I'm saying? - Dissipating, yep. - Maybe it's this jacket. - Yeah, yeah, you got too much clothes on I was gonna say it. - I think I have too many clothes on. - Yeah, yeah, you should also. Hey, you should let the
merch shine a little bit. - Well, I can't. - Hold on, you just said
I got too much clothes on and then you buttoned your coat. I thought you might take off the outside. - Well, my priority is the look. - Okay, got it.
- Let's be real here. - All right. (background laughing) - Oh, see that could
have gone in the hole. - Yep. - But it didn't. - [Stevie] Okay, from bad
topping to batter topping, we have mushrooms.
- Dang. - For one point.
- Okay. - Pineapple.
- Dang. - [Stevie] For two points. Olives for three points. Artichokes for four points, which means the worst pizza topping, according to the mythical
beast, is broccoli and the green bags are worth five points. - Son- - Man, we should have gone
for all broccoli all the time. - I knocked off one of yours
but then all the shoot. - [Stevie] Up next, we have
five popular pizza snacks you can find it any major grocer, but which one did the Mythical Beast have the least love for? - Hot Pocket, is it real hot? Is the pocket hot? - No. A lot of love for hot pockets. A lot of love for lunchables. - Lunchables, I don't remember what, well, I'm just gonna
put it all in my mouth. One of the problems with this show is sometimes we eat
faster than I can swallow. So I'm basically accumulating
all of this in my mouth. - Oh, that is a problem
with this show, isn't it? - Combos.
- Your wife loves these. - Especially of the pizza variety. - This is her guilty pleasure. Well, one of 'em. - She feels bad about loving you? (background laughing) - No. - If you're your wife's guilty pleasure. - I did insinuate that, didn't I? - Yeah. And then Stevie loves these. - Pizza rolls are. - My favorite lesbian loves these. - [Stevie] Yeah, you right. - Because it's got a bagel underneath it. I prefer a pizza roll. - Everybody loves all of these. I mean, somebody loves all of this. Everybody loves something. - How can you hate any of this? - Yeah. - Hmm, all right, my vote for my least favorite
of these is lunchables, and then I think hot pockets
because of the burn scare. Then I'm gonna go with bagel bites, and then I'm gonna go with combos, and then pizza rolls are my favorite. So I'm not gonna put any
votes on pizza rolls today I don't think. Just outta my allegiance to them. This is tough.
- This is not easy. Nothing presents itself? I mean, I have one thing that I think will probably be the
least favorite, maybe. - I'm gonna start with hot pockets because if you've ever been
burned by a pizza hot pocket, you never forget it. That's a little light. That'll work. Going first. - I don't agree that hot
pockets is not well loved. Lunchables are well loved, but they're also kind of hated because they're not even cooked, you know what I mean? Like, if you don't like Lunchables, you really don't like Lunchables. But I think.
- I don't know. - A lot of people don't like bagel bites, I'm sorry Stevie. - Hmm, why is that? - I just think that a lot
of people don't like bagels. I think people prefer prefer
the rolls over the bagel bites. - [Link] Can you reach that
or you want me to help you? - But-
- Oh, I've messed up. - None of these are just
like obvious in my mind, so. Okay. Oh.
- All right, all right. - Window, window of opportunity. - Woo. You know what? I'm gonna go with Lunchables this round. See if I can get some
Lunchables on the board, get the big L. That didn't stay on. - Well.
- I'm just not feeling. - Not to really comment on your strategy, but I don't think that saying
get the big L right before, typically I say get the
big W is what I'm thinking. - None of 'em start with W
- Yeah. - Bagels on the board this time. Yes. I'm not with you on bagels. Not that many people are
voting for bagel bites, it's Stevie's favorite.
- Yep. - [Stevie] Guys, I haven't had bagel bites in like 20 years to be clear but- - Well, I know what I'm
getting you for Hanukkah. (background laughing) - Yeah.
- Oh slid it in there. - Yes, slid it in. - I do believe that
Lunchables is a good guess and I'm gonna try to do what you just did. Okay.
- You going to try. You gone fail. - Boom. Woo. - All right, so now am I gonna
get lured into this momentum by trying to like go back to Lunchables? - Go with your gut, bro. - But because you got three
points with Lunchables and I didn't get any, and I've got a hot pocket
point on the board, I'm gonna stick with Lunchables. Oh gosh. It's just something. - Too many clothes, man. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I love the look, but we've seen it. You know what I'm saying? We've seen the look. - Gotta take it off. I gotta take it off. - We've fully experienced the look. I'm sorry, I'm going back for bagel bites. You're hitting everything, you're knocking stuff over, touching people's bags. I think this looks great. Going back to the bagels, I just don't think people like them. Come on. - So I got one more Lunchable. I'm gonna knock off your purple and then mine's going to
just slither into the hole. - Okay, so it's gonna defy
all the laws of physics. - Yep. - Oh. (background laughing) - That was cool, man. That was cool. That was real cool, man. - I'm very frustrated right now. Am I gonna have to take this off too? - Yeah, maybe. What you got on underneath that? - I just have on a microphone, that's it. - Ah, okay, well we'll
see that in a little bit. - [Stevie] Okay, I wasn't anticipating us getting to like topless Scorn Hole today. And I was very distracted, but that was link's fifth bag so luckily it didn't come
anywhere near touching the board. - Oh, oh, oh, sorry. - [Stevie] So we're good. We're good, we can go back.
- Okay. - [Stevie] In order of
best snack to worst, we have pizza rolls for one point. Hot pockets for two points.
- No. - [Stevie] Bagel bites for three points. Pizza combos for four points, which means the worst pizza snack according to the Myth
Beast is pizza Lunchables and the yellow bags
were worth five points. - Wow Link. You know something we're doing this year is we're doing the Pin Of The Month, and this month's pin is.
- Oh. - On his jacket that he took off. - I had it on my jacket, this is another reason I didn't
want to take off the jacket 'cause I was sporting my pin. You know Orlando's been watching
this show and he was like seeing like you had a pin
last month and he was like, "Well dad, are you gonna get a pin?" He's like, well, it's my company too, of course I'm gonna get a pin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get a pin. - I'm gonna get an awesome pen that's me as a knife.
- Oh. - [Link] Stabbing a tomato. Got some hair detailing. I love it, I'm wearing it. - It is available for 24 hours only, okay. 24 hours only today. Go to mythical.com, get this pin, now's your chance. - [Stevie] Okay, it all comes down to this little 14 point lead that you have to overcome Link. - I can do it, I can do it. - [Stevie] And we're talking
pizza chains this round, so which pizza chain
did the Mythical Beast think was the worst? - So what, what did we start with? Some Pizza Hut. - We did, nobody hates Pizza Hut. - It's the OG. - No people hate Little Caesars. - Little Caesars. People think they hate
it until they eat it. - It's not bad. - It's actually pretty good. - People don't like Papa
John's because of John. - But he's gone.
- Yeah. But they still think about it. But the pizza tastes good. - I like the pizza. I like the pizza better than the Domino's. - People will talk about
dominoes in negative ways. - People love Domino's.
- But I quite like it. - We've not thought
that people like Sbarro, but then we've always been so
happy with it when we eat it. - Look how thick it is. - Is Sbarro Sbarro Sand's Mall? Like eating it here, is it even still it? - Hmm, I don't know. - It is the butt of many a joke. All right, done again. - I have some work to do in this final. - Hey listen, you can overcome that. When you get actual corn
holes, it really does a lot. - Yeah. - That's really what you gotta do. - Especially if my vote is correct. I think people hating on a
Little Caesars, like we said, I'm gonna start there. - Oh.
- Oh, that felt good though. So I think I can push that one in. - Okay, the knee jerk
reaction is Little Caesars. They're kind of known for being
like cheaper, hot and ready, five minute, $5 pizza. - That's their slogan, cheaper, cheaper. - They're kind of giving off that vibe. It's hard to say that
it would not be them. - Okay, I'm gonna try to do? Going over you could
cause a little problem So I'm just gonna kind of land on you. Whoa.
- Whoa. I think Pizza Hut might get some votes, but to get the big points, Sbarro is really my only temptation. - It's all about whether or not people have formed enough
of an opinion about Sbarro to hate it. - I'm sticking with a Little Caesars. - It seems so fancy at the mall. - Oh crap, see I thought
I could knock that one in. What are you thinking? - Well, I'm just thinking
about the fact that the primary purpose of
this show that we make is to entertain people. Right. And me just walking away with a victory is not that entertaining. I mean, it is to me sorta. - Not even entertaining to you anymore? - Yeah, I've lost all feeling of winning. I'm just saying if I just
keep going for Little Caesars and you keep going for Little Caesars, it's like eh, so let's go Sbarro. Let's mix it up a little bit. Maybe people do hate it. (background laughing) - How did you do that?
- I don't know. It flipped over you, it flipped. I did a somersault, I didn't even move yours. - It's like it was sentient. - I mean, I could try that a hundred times and not do it again. I'm sorry man. I'm sorry. - Okay. - I think you should visualize
you going in the hole. Okay, visualize that hole and if you were to send your whole self and dive right into the hole. I'm just telling you man, like when I used to shoot free throws, I would think about me going up and going through the basket. You be in the hole man. - [Link] Show Pizza Hut some hate. - Here's the thing though. See this is tough because
it's gotta be Little Caesars and you're getting five
points for those bags. - Let's make this more interesting. If you choose-
- I'll go Sbarro again. - If you choose-
- I'll go Pizza Hut. - If you choose Pizza Hut- - It's definitely not Pizza Hut. I want you guys to know, I'm doing this for your entertainment. - If you do the same thing
you did in the last round, you'll automatically win. - If I roll over your thing? - If you flip it over mine into the hole, I'll let you win. - Oh.
- Yep, sorry Rhett, you just can't win automatically. - All right, and so do I get another bag or am I done?
- One more. - But maybe you should
give me a couple more. You know. - I mean it is Little Caesars if you get a corn hole, you might, I mean I'm only up by 14 it's not that hard to make up the points when you got five point bags. - And I could knock two in.
- You could. - That would be awesome. Oh, is that short? Oh, well it's on the board, okay. - That's 15 points you have on the board. Well minus your five from your
one on your board for you. Oh, you almost knocked me in, man. Did they hate on the Little Caesars as much as we thought they did? - [Stevie] From best chain to worst, we have Domino's for one point. Pizza Hut for two points. Papa John's for three points, Sbarro for four points which means the worst pizza chain according to the Mythical
beasts is Little Caesars, meaning the yellow bags
were worth five points. - But I didn't get it. - [Stevie] Yeah, I'm sorry to say Link, you didn't bring this one home. - Nope. - [Stevie] With a final score of 46 to 29. - You look great though. - It was all on my tossing man. I just sucked at tossing
and bring in the grandma. - [Rhett] There she is
again, my favorite grandma. - Oh, hello buddy.
- Hey grandma. What do you got for me today? - This is an amazing corn cob pizza. - Do you want me to hold
it or are you gonna. - You take the plate, here you take the plate and then. - This is my consolation gift. - Oh yeah, a big bite for my big boy. I love this closeup view. Can you show me how to work Facebook? (background laughing) - Yeah, this afternoon we can do that. - So sad I didn't win this. Thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Emily. - And I'm Lydia and we're from
Colorado Springs, Colorado. - We just finished our pizza taste test. - And we determined that
Dominoes was the best pizza. - [All] And it's time to spin
The Wheel of Mythicality. - Well people agree with you, the Mythical Beasts agree with you. - Yeah.
- Click the top link to watch us discover the worst things the sport crew has eaten lately and Good Mythical More. - And about the Wheel
of Mythicality is going. - [Narrator] Tomatoes beware. Shop April's pin of the month, Link the human knife, today only at mythical.com.
