Which Office Character Are We? PowerPoint & Debate - Off The Rails #75

three two hello everybody it is June 7th a beautiful Wednesday off the rails of course thank you for being here today's episode is sponsored by expressvpn honey and stamps and boy do we love our sponsors yes um today I have a lot to talk about as you guys know I was busy yesterday you know but there's actually okay so a Envoy just rolled up to the front of the building which is weird do you know who was in that Envoy it was like 20 Su black SUVs I I'm not really sure what's going on out there I sent somebody down to check it out but um it's weird there's it's like children [ __ ] yeah well did you notice that like one really weird vehicle with like the big glass it like there was all the SUVs and then there was like this one very strange looking vehicle that I didn't recognize yeah I didn't see that one huh well if you guys um Sam did you did you see anyone back there is that Sam back there yes did you see anyone in front if somebody's she's bringing somebody in hold on are you sitting down back there who is this here let me punch it up real quick what the hell oh it's the pope mobile to you uneducated okay oh okay hold the phone what your holiness what what are you doing here hello Pope why are you here and [ __ ] L.A uh the Lord sent me here to talk to some transgressors oh the Lord sent you here okay that's correct so you came specifically to see me well I've tried to hit the big Sinners first you know oh God what did I do I I didn't do any sins I mean in your heart my son you know what you did okay let's see I mean uh remember that girl in Modesto I've never been to Modesto hold on I I don't I don't know what he's talking about Highway 99 you don't recall that oh come on Pope dude drop in 59. that's not fair to bring that up nobody's supposed to know about that you're come on me I thought we had a confidence well if you can't take it maybe you should stay home Jesus man this Pope is feisty I thought you were supposed to be like chill God loves you my son okay that's good well listen I don't know why you're here you say I'm one of the biggest Sinners I don't know what that I don't know why you say that I mean you're talking about Modesto and [ __ ] I don't know what the hell uh sorry can I say God Damn I don't know I I'm not Christian I'm not Catholic so I I don't understand the rules of engaging with the Pope at all did you have some intelligent intelligent questions to ask me are you just gonna Mumble on you came here what the hell are you talking about I didn't ask you to come here you came here in your goddamn Pope mobile I'm everywhere my son the sooner you realize that the better you're everywhere are you God or the Pope I don't think you know the difference a human being a chosen by so how are you everywhere the title is God's vicar on Earth God's vicar why are you here Pope just stop guys well I don't understand what's going on do you have any intelligent questions for me sir no I literally don't why is this happening well maybe we should have a private meeting Maybe I don't want to embarrass you anymore because it's too easy to do all right well uh thank you maybe you could come to my place they call it Vatican City maybe I heard of it oh it's right near Rome it's up the street right up the street from Rome you past the Trevi Fountain turn left at the Appian Way and boom there you are PAL yeah I've never been to Vatican is that why you're here well it's actually your visit yeah I don't think I'm wanted there in Vatican City we had a I don't know why there's some great artwork there if you're interested in that you remember Mike Mike Angelo so you're is this stuff on the ceiling is this a is this a an official invitation it is I I'd be overjoyed to have you there okay is this a trap are you is this uh I feel a little bit skeptical that the pope who's coming here just talking mad [ __ ] I heard a rumor about you that you may have accosted the Vatican okay first of all no it's not true Pope okay let's get your facts straight I will not be defamed by the Pope okay because people care about what you say so let's get the facts straight I've never been to Vatican City I made a joke about Vatican City that was harmless the people took way too far I've never been there or done anything to Vatican City so I'd appreciate if you get your facts straight Pope oh you'll sound a little hostile there man you brought what do you want okay I'm sorry I just wanted to visit me at the Vatican I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that I understand I took it too far I'm in the forgiving business okay is that all well as I said can I get a confirmation from you or maybe you'll agree visit me at the holy city yeah I mean you're gonna cover my airfare food's on me food's on you okay what the crackers the what are the Jesus crackers I don't know I'm not baptized is that a problem I'm Jewish to be totally honest with you that's right one of my flock Jesus was Jewish first you know yeah but he left us so I'm not sure if how you guys feel about you know we could get into two thousand years of History here but this is probably not the Forum as I said I'd appreciate your confirmation of visiting me at the holy city all right is there anything you might enjoy yourself I'll come I'll come is there anything you want me to do I need to do any blood Mary's or no that's holy Mary's but that's Holy Mary talk about as I said we'll talk about that in private be a lot better than exposing yourself here in public well it's yeah okay like you did in Modesto stop it I've never been to Modesto Pope I I refute that Holy shame on you oh like like Pope like you've never sinned you know what I mean like you've never stopped on Route 99. I got well listen no one's perfect besides what did you say about Ben Shapiro oh my God stop it why do you even care about another what I said about another Jewish guy well I happen to admire Ben the pope watches Ben Shapiro okay I can admire Gentile shame on you okay I admit what I said about Ben Shapiro was too far but I don't know why you have a vested interest in that Pub don't you have other things to worry about no it's all mankind no matter their sins or inadequacies all right well I'm sorry to Vatican City I'm sorry to Ben Shapiro I mean I don't I'm assuming you heard the joke I think it wasn't that bad it was self-deprecating you know no I suggest you take your gluteus maximus and bring it to Rome okay do you know what a gluteus maximus is that it's giving me the Roman Empire Emperor okay well it's your rear end yeah and and I it was giving me kind of I'm just saying if in with the with the reputation the Catholic church has Pope with all due respect let's not be talking about gluteus maximuses well I want to forgive you for what you said about the NRA what about what about you did all those kids Pope let's talk about what you did yeah I made a few jokes how many kids okay have you have have what about you Pope sir how many kids Maybe I'm Wrong maybe you just go straight to professional help before you come to me isn't that your job what the [ __ ] you seem to have an anger issue well Pope let's be real I mean have you seen the reports out of Philadelphia and there was one that came out of Europe I mean let's talk about what you're doing Pope to stop this pandemic of child abuse in the Catholic church it's Pope Phil thank you okay Philadelphia is a place to talk I'd love to talk about in fact it translates as you know to the City of Brotherly Love yeah well the brotherly love going on there's a little different variety wouldn't you say yeah so are you concerned and maybe you want a part of that or I don't understand why you're so hostile frustration can be a terrible thing my son what do you want to know about the NRA again it's just a stupid joke it doesn't seem like a sin to make a joke you get some new writers the material seems to be kind of insipid and you're going to look that up later I know it's insipid means Pope well we're seeing you getting along pretty well here what was your name again I thought you knew everything some things I don't want to know so what about Route 99 and all that [ __ ] you're really into that you want me to give give him your phone number up there I can make you a reservation remember room 69 please don't Pope have you ever partaken in what I've heard had described are you did you know about what happened to those kids your name Ethan decline is that your name oh my God or that just a part of your personality why is the pope following like culture wars on YouTube does this seems beneath you I know all these kids yeah except if you don't know my name pope did you know about the kids yes or no I know a lot about children they're oh my God do you have specific accusations maybe we should talk about it really is now the time okay let me pull it up child abuse in the Catholic have you been perusing YouTube's terms of service recently oh my can we cut him off please I got the pope mobile downstairs you want to go for a ride no no I mean you probably like that that's all oh is that is that fat joke your Holiness you're gonna have a double double oh my God this guy has no shame you are you are literally like the pope is red pilled what's yeah are you gonna call my wife ugly it goes right along with your tiny hands [Music] okay I'm sick of this guy oh all right your Holiness thank you so much well certainly it's a pleasure being here with you sinners uh yeah yeah so that's actually true I'll see you on Mykonos or San Francisco or what is Mykonos isn't that we don't know one of Epstein's Islands I think you'd be well known there have you been to Epstein's Island your Holiness and we're sorry Jeffrey Epstein's Island oh gosh I had a reservation in but he he hung himself before I could get there okay oh wow all right I always heard he was wrong I appreciate your candor enough you admit it yeah I'm into Candor I used to date a girl in Canada Betty kander She was like wait wait aren't you supposed to be virgin Pope no don't tell anybody I'm sharing with you so you feel people are watching this this is going live this is a live stream I hope so I'm almost dead all right Paul well listen I uh that's pretty pretty let me put it this way Pope I you're white I look right your wife is quite unattractive what the [ __ ] dude that surgery just didn't take oh my God that's horrible rhinoplasty is not a perfect science okay beautiful she has a perfect nose she's never had that and Pope shame on you I mean what are you doing you're lit he's literally doing the red pilled [ __ ] do you watch fresh and Fit I mean well it makes sense that you're since you're overweight yeah okay pulp how heavy are you seems like you've been kicking back those Jesus places kick your ass Ethan I'd like to see you try you old [ __ ] okay step out I got the Pokemon Bill there waiting for us pal we're gonna run you over all right get out dude I'm sick of this I'm not gonna stand here what what footwear do you have on what is let me see your shoes Pope oh I've got Skechers pal Skechers you know where they're going where the sun doesn't shine all right maybe you better get a new career here I don't think it's working out for you no sensitive you have you have other Sinners I'm assuming to visit I got lots of them but you're right at the top of the list that's why I'm here okay you can leave now okay so I can exit with your good with your blessing dismute is Micah okay with your blessing your Holiness thank you so much for stopping I don't know if he knows where he is or what's going on by the way who's your tailor is okay pleasant seeing you and I will take my leave now I have many many souls to save it's been a real pleasure talking to you I only fell asleep hey Pope hey Pope can't wait to see the smoke rising from the Vatican from your shorts from the Vatican you know what that means I'm looking forward to that smoke Rising my friend and it's gonna be soon it's going to be real soon we're gonna see that smoke Rising quite hostel he's quite awesome yes I am oh you better it's best if you leave your Holiness thank you so get out of here yeah bye a pleasure seeing you bye yeah they don't die soon that invitation is open to the Vatican anytime okay well hopefully we don't see any wokes white smoke before then bye you shot for me didn't you bye don't forget your depends you [ __ ] your pants on the way out all right take it easy what an [ __ ] he's he's elderly give him a break what the [ __ ] why would you call it you look ugly that's just like that was that was shocking that was not cool at all yeah wow I'm running on like no sleep and I don't know what the hell I just witnessed yeah I didn't know I don't know either that was bizarre what a dick though like first of all I've been losing a lot of weight and I I just he doesn't appreciate what I'm going through to sit here and to ridicule me and talk about Ben Shapiro I'm sorry it's just not fair it's not fair I he's obviously been eaten from the omelet of knowledge yeah talking about Route 69 and all that in order to comprehend you're gonna have to break some comprehend in order to comprehend and to eat the uh the the omelet of knowledge you're gonna need to break those eggshells all right thank you reach all right well there's the pope uh wow how old is he he's got to be like 85. he's done that many years left yeah that's that's what's get that's what's you know keeping me going I know he's gonna die he doesn't even have two good years left so yeah fine okay well where were we uh well maybe we should talk about why uh I'm in a mask and uh a B's in a mask okay so no one else is here so as you guys know yesterday the title of the episode was I'm meeting cavi cabby cab Rye Rye and um during that meeting I was in a tiny room for nine hours with my lawyer who called me this morning and said he has covid lovely so I got a special parting gift [Laughter] he included the I asked if I get a if I get a discount on his hourly rate he said he'll get back to me yeah so uh I didn't I didn't test positive this morning but like I said he he just tested positive this morning so I mean what's the chance that I don't have it I was in a room with him for nine [ __ ] hours yeah it's not looking too hot for old Ethan here so uh we're trying to keep away but um on the bright side it's caused us to bring back one of our uh well on the bright side segments here we have Hassan tomorrow and a double guess episode on Friday that we'll probably have to cancel okay that wasn't the bright side I was trying to suggest I was trying to suggest this say what up everybody it's the council where were you guys when the pope was roasting me yo I could have used some backup you guys are sitting there like the Last Supper it was my last supper and here getting roasted and y'all just keeping quiet where's my [ __ ] backup [Laughter] so everyone's working from home eat uh a b good A B is here good A B who has a good A B good baby we love AB he brought in a PowerPoint which I'm very excited to watch today people have been obsessing over the office uh uh analogies parallels yes yeah and a b took it upon himself to make a very in-depth PowerPoint I'm assuming the reason that a b did this before and took the charges because he's desperate to prove he's Jim and in fact you are Ryan and I've seen people saying that it's not just me well we'll see what the PowerPoint yes but it's not an unbiased PowerPoint I just want to put that out it's scientific but yeah same kind of science that uh Abba and preach it's the science yeah so unfortunately I can't really say anything about yesterday I signed to NDA first thing when we sat down which I guess is pretty it's what you do when you mediate so we all signed to NDA so I can't say anything about it but I will say this Ryan Kavanaugh is a he's a futuristic thinker he is a trailblazer he is a creative genius no I'm just kidding thank you thank you I'm just kidding I was just trying to make it sound like yeah yeah drive angry it's it's I'll put it this way I'm still being sued should stop but I did get probably covered from that so very good good day all in all good day it was actually not a bad day until well I can't wait until you can't talk about it because you told us uh that it was a pretty funny experience so I'm excited to hear what happened yeah there'll hopefully be a point where I can be more loose about it in the near future but we'll see we'll see we'll see I can say this the food was bombed dude that kitchen is stacked is it at a courthouse or where they have like a special mediation offices where and by the way this office was like insanely decked the security was nuts you had to go through like two security points and then you get a card that only goes to the floor you're going it's pretty wild and then you get into this office super like uh uh high-end stuff and in the kitchen it's all like they got like breakfast burritos and egg sandwiches they have every candy what they've got all like candy they've got those eggshells they got well no there's no eggshells in it no eggshells there's a refrigerator stacked with all beverages super nice coffee machine so and then they brought lunch no they came up of all that then they catered um Mediterranean they brought kebabs out and those beef Kebab things and the chicken and all that and I was I was having a great day honestly I brought my switch I was playing Zelda it was phenomenal hell yeah yeah I want a good dude somebody sue me I'll see you although it's funny to be like yeah no this place was awesome it did cost like thousands of dollars to pay the mediator so at least I got lunch out of it but yes he's a Visionary thinker and uh he's a wonderful guy he is a great guy and he's a tremendous businessman and 1.3 million dollars no no don't no no don't no sound bites for the next few days nothing nothing guys and no con I can't talk about them for the next few days for sure that's it thank you Drive Angry is YouTube still crashing oh yeah I can't people are saying can I at least know if you met him I can't say anything about it nada nada I can't say anything about it you guys Richard books is suing Dan apparently let's go to mediation let's do lunch yeah good time they did not have the omelet of knowledge at the in the kitchen no that's this but they did have eggs that were quite good um at any rate so that's that I know it's disappointing but that's all I can say about it right now so um tomorrow by the way uh Marvel drop is coming out this is one really yeah yeah yeah what uh what character is that [Music] sick foreign [Music] do I have to blur this oh do I have to blur this no oh no the pope was here dude dude I have some respect he didn't do it he didn't do it he was just teasing so that's I'm looking forward to that it's exciting really really great stuff coming up tomorrow at 10 A.M thank you thank you thank you what is D-Day was it D-Day today's D-Day like the day the war ended nope what's D-Day yeah Normandy beaches that's what I said about the war you said when the war okay whatever D-Day whatever bro okay what are you talking about D-Day day D-Day hey what are you doing to celebrate D-Day day he's nuts I'm uh I'm going down to the beach later I'm gonna paddle out about two miles not funny what good men died on that day we lost good I know man and that's why I'm honoring them by recreating their struggle wow that's honoring them more than you don't even know what the [ __ ] they did I know what D-Day is no you said they won the war you don't even know whatever I've seen Saving Private Ryan I know what the [ __ ] it is right and remember how that movie opened I got a four in AP U.S history I'll [ __ ] tell you that I thought 40 days what Dan how to what five well you never took an AP test I did yes that's actually pretty good thank you Zach four is a very very good score especially without knowing what D-Day is it's impressive All Right Toby [ __ ] Toby ass over here what I'm sorry baby go ahead honestly I thought D-Day was when Skynet went live but that's that's Judgment Day get those mixed up sometimes yeah yeah get down thank you Zach okay so well so what are you saying you're gonna go paddle out and then like pretend like you're being machine gun storm the beach yeah that's awesome that's pretty cool actually that's happening thanks thanks bro uh here you know what this dude this sound bite of mine is going crazy you guys it's it's reaching levels it's got the uh uh the you guy here's a podcast apparently a thousand likes not that not that good but he did it he had my he had my name in his mouth let's go but guys you know what's epic is that I'm straight up about we I'll say I reached out to Jack In The Box in Celsius if you guys see any other companies Brands using that sound talk to Daddy let Daddy know because I got bills you know what I mean I got big bills daddy bills uh but dude it's got like a hundred thousand uh videos on it now what's the number can you check Amy oh yeah 100 100. 100 000. yeah oh here it is you uh that's not it five thousand gone looking down my phone yeah but uh let's take a look here um all of our trees supposed to call in is that not happening no he's bailing I'm the idiot [ __ ] [ __ ] didn't you reach out to you yes [ __ ] dumb yeah he reached out it was like I want to come on the show yes and then I was talking to this guy and it was all set up and then this morning he was like Oliver has to cancel yeah like he can't he don't have five minutes to call you asked me [ __ ] dumbass what a loser man uh it's at 90k post that's pretty good yeah W okay HW so wait I want to do a comparison can you check the um Backyardigans Castaway remix how how many plays did that get oh we I want to see who's more viral Castaways we are Castaways you didn't see that one Dan oh hey there oh I remember endlessly we are Cast Away you're asking if you got more shares than that no [ __ ] chance well I want to know it's not even you're you're gonna embarrass yourself right we can actually go to the receipts dude we are Castaways it's possible they deleted it and this is a re-upload because this only says eighty thousand 60 posts that sounds right to me Dan no shot but you have more shares than that that thing was there bro that sound bite is massive everybody's doing it from Noah back all the way to the you guy check it out dude massive celebrities Doja cat Madonna oh they can't I'm that that can't be it Madonna yes I do it with everyone gift cards from that taco place would be a gift card oh Jack in the Box taco uh gift cards I probably will not but I'll I'll hear what they are all right I got it that'd be cool 634k there we go oh [ __ ] okay backyard again I'll see you come on 600k 600 630 yep I warned you that's a lot more than me all right oh it's been that's been around for a while yeah for years and it was massive we are Castaways I'm not even on Tick Tock and I know that that's how you know it's huge [Music] no house no car all right thanks Zach I don't need all that I need that sad [ __ ] so yeah uh Oliver failed us one idiot what a loser [ __ ] dumbass idiot fell off l uzer um idiot let's look at some stuff we'll do we'll do or think our ads and then after the ad break we'll go straight to uh a b okay yeah so here is our boy um we've checked on him before he gives really useful life tips to young men here take a look [ __ ] yeah the Pikachu is a level five singles so some quiet we'll need okay how how are you gonna get consent to kill her I don't think that works that way yeah Pikachu and stick their sloppy fingers to the outlet with her fingers around yeah hurry up and you start asking questions then the electrician is going to look through her body electricity oh what hold on hold up hold up hold up want to test audio audio people are saying they can't hear the audio on the video why oh that's weird yeah I'm I'm watching it back I can't hear it hold on yeah everyone's saying sorry about that can they hear me yeah yeah they just can't hear the video uh uh fantastic content dead air my favorite everything's fantastic what could I be missing Zach everything's unmuted Zach is uh on the council was it one of the sends Maybe I haven't touched [ __ ] as you guys know it's just Dan and AV here so we are sorry wasn't the no the sense turned up the bus is open the bus is open it's not the computer audio son computer audio computer audio send is people saying it's just the video let me try opening a different video but why that doesn't make sense I could hear a faintly in the background just wasn't coming through the house can you can you guys hear this can you guys hear this let me know let me know let us know type big fart juicy fart diarrhea if you can keep playing something on that just to make sure [Music] it's very low yeah okay so pause it sorry I they're just hearing the speaker in the background yeah I gotta oh that's gonna do a workaround all right it's not sure exactly why it's happening Dan is working around I'm working around and uh as we work around let me try to talk about something that doesn't require I'm gonna send it in the other bus go ahead and go ahead and play one more time okay we're sending it to the other bus then I get to the other bus how to Pikachu a [ __ ] y'all the Pikachu is a level five six I believe it's working now let me just get confirmation and Dan sent it not to the short bus but the uh full-size bus this time no yep no I'm seeing lots of no's but I don't think they caught up yet yeah no it's no it's working [Music] okay okay let me play this video I'm just gonna play for you guys because you heard it whatever but they didn't they didn't hear it [ __ ] man all right here here you guys go here's the Pikachu very strange wolf how to Pikachu a [ __ ] it's working this is really important that you guys yeah okay now we got it we'll pretend like we've never seen it before I'm gonna react like I've never seen it it's important you guys know how to Pikachu a [ __ ] yeah yeah the Pikachu is a level five sex move so some form of consent is required now you will need a wall outlet some spit and a [ __ ] you won't be missed I need you to set up an area to [ __ ] this [ __ ] next to a wall outlet but make sure that the cover is off of the outlet now while your dick is still inside of her I want you to make her suck her fingers once you see the her fingers are nice and damp I want you to pull her hand out of her mouth yell Pikachu and stick her soggy fingers into the outlet if don't nothing happen right away start wiggling her fingers around yeah Pikachu again and hurry up and do this before she starts asking questions as soon as you hit the metal prong then the electrician is going to flow through her body down to her [ __ ] it's gonna make her coochie collapse and y'all both gonna be shocked by the electricity and by how good this feels get the recovery time up to about an hour hour and a half and y'all both should regain Consciousness if not damn game is game there it is that was the Super that was the video that was so important well we got it we had to play it twice Pikachu a [ __ ] there it is game is game um here's a new one check this one out some good old stuff at the top of the show here oh man this is a classic um you probably have all seen this but never asked you students to do anything we wouldn't do ourselves come on I didn't know you she's oh my god [Applause] dude she committed so hard full send and this dude is like straight up they I don't know how they were so on the different page here so ask teachers would never ask you students to do anything fun to ourselves [Music] I love the instructor he doesn't give a [ __ ] dude holy crap what is happening I didn't know you she's oh my God you're not laughing either she's like seriously injured love that for her she's being truthful though wouldn't ask the students to do anything that you wouldn't do prayer respect respect here's a bunch of morons in the audience creaming their pants over thirty five hundred dollars easy is the fun there there are some people presents I think it's pretty cool so I didn't say it's not cool I said they're creamy in their pants because as long as you're cool with me creaming my pants then whatever oh you cream your pants anytime you want we've established that just happens sometimes yeah it's a well-established phenomenon yeah all right I I don't think I think it's cool maybe I'm not you know what I mean no I I just think that the price is ridiculous as well but it is like cool to [ __ ] buy that outright yeah like of the average American who can go there and just be like here's 3 500 they're gonna have to get like a straight up alone yeah on this [ __ ] well good news apple is now offering uh banking services right yeah good good interest rate on those psychotic you know it's like even if I was to get it how could I enjoy it when like no one I know has it my wife doesn't have it my niece is no one my family's not gonna have it just be annoying well I don't have it don't worry I don't want to share that you're buying cam I think so I think I'm gonna give it a shot yeah why not I mean I'm looking forward to seeing it if you bring it to the office I want to like check it out and stuff sure yeah I mean like how much is your computer it's you know I'd view it as buying a new computer you know what I mean right except if you spend 3 500 on a computer you have a computer yeah come on yeah there's computing it works with my computer too right can you play Diablo 4 on this mask no you can't play it on a Mac it might be a Mac version blizzard is actually pretty good about releasing Mac versions of their game so there there might be there might be so maybe there is a Apple Vision yeah enjoy it buy it God bless you God bless Apple Vision Pro starts at 34.99 it will be available early next year on apple.com and at Apple retail stores in the US was that a garage sounded more like ooh like oh let me hear that you're gonna have to grab that response from the crowds act that's useful start you got it at 34.99 it will be available I think they're all going like oh they're creaming their plants at all no they're they're upset yeah they're disappointed as [ __ ] yeah here's the thing Apple doesn't give a [ __ ] they're probably like our margin makes this 2 000. they're like no 3 500 because we're [ __ ] Apple that's what it is for a first time I think it's even lower the margins maybe I mean listen uh who knows but that's insane at 34.99 it will be available early next he really said that price in these increasingly strange days he said that price real confident too very cheaperly thirty five hundred he should have been like and the price is and I'm sorry about this guys I gotta brace you for this one Apple Vision Pro starts at 34.99 you can't reward this price gouging this psycho [ __ ] they want they just want you to be in debt they want your debt Apple wants to own your soul don't you understand they want your bank account they want your VR goggles they want your phone they want your computer they're making a car don't you people get it how much is the car gonna cost we were talking about that at the office the other day like with how they price everything that's gonna be like a quarter million dollar car I don't think so because I think they want to hit a spot where it's obviously going to be more expensive than like a Camry but I think they're gonna maybe like 50 000 something like that you know oh it's like just a little I think it's gonna be way more who can afford to buy a car that's 250 000 well man I think the best match at the Tesla yeah maybe maybe I agree with Zach yeah yeah apparently Apple's making a car that's awesome yeah they'll drive you right straight to their Bank the Apple Bank it has it actually it can automatically self-drive to your grocery Apple grocery store to the Apple Bank to the Apple University uh Apple uh daycare Apple apple apple pie yeah it's gonna be awesome man [ __ ] love Apple dude they're the best oh more murder Tick Tock guy I heard you guys loud and clear I'm not gonna invite him on I I after a further reflection I agree that some people are just not really worth talking to yeah and murder Tech the guy who's horny for murder probably not now I like making fun of him definitely but inviting him on to ask uh I don't know although I do think I would do a good job of challenging him and make him look crazy but he already looks crazy I can't make him look crazier than he already looks did you see it went over my head at the time but did you see people point out how later in the same episode you made a joke about Pierce Morgan inviting on a murderer I don't remember we were talking about Pierce Morgan because he had the the prankster kid on or whatever yeah and you were like Pierce he'll just invite anybody on he'll just invite straight up murder to debate if murders okay or whatever I I don't remember I don't remember anything hold on okay fair enough I don't know nothing about no this is gonna be so this boy is really blowing up on on social media he's actually I heard he's going to be the third wheel and friction fresh and fit with this really cool ideas cool be hard to believe that's why I'm gonna pull out the credentials I was about to film a tick tock and a legit demon pulled up on me here's the video you bro you asked me if I want to suck you off you know who you need is Jesus Christ bro and you need to okay I you called him bro you were on Grindr you told him to meet you here okay I know exactly what happened yeah that was my immediate thought as well like what are you talking about dude he's like what do you mean I uh we just had sex last week okay here's the video you bro you asked me if I want to suck you off you know who you know you do though that's the sad part but it's not safe for him he does Jesus Christ bro and you need to repent no I'm serious man you don't just pull up on someone say do you want to suck me off Jesus Christ and if you don't repent you'll go to hell [ __ ] [ __ ] doing this he 100 invited him the message that I was giving was about second Timothy chapter 3 verse two this is going to be hard to believe such a weirdo but here's the my favorite evolution of this story you know I've been talking about my boy Big Nick who uh turned into like yo that man's brain on Jesus was just it rotted from the inside out he seemed like a nice guy sweet guy when he started learning about Jesus he turned into like this misogynistic bigoted [ __ ] weirdo and um to tie it all together Big Nick what does it mean is collaborating with murder porn guy is that awesome that's like the perfect evolution of big mix Trent metamorphosis pick it out let's see I need to be a man in this generation you see the world is going to teach you that in order to be a true man you need to go around and sleep with a bunch of different women get a bunch of sports cards and become a millionaire a billionaire all of that is alive from the pits of Hell to be a man is to be humble rather than seeking the approval and exaltation of others it says in Matthew chapter 23 verse 12. what he was saying though wait they they they do not know what humble means I think I'm in a [ __ ] I'm a supporter Matthew pointed up to the murder called Matthew 20. his whole message it was like the ant the anti-andrew Tate that he just laid out right there he was he was [ __ ] on Tate and all the alpha Bros is this a recent Story by big Nikki yep to celebrate pride month Covenant awareness month because the rainbow belongs to God and always will even when a sinful and Fallen World thinks they can hijack it for an evil purpose all right I'm back out never mind not joining the murder cult he's such a [ __ ] hateful chill out and I don't again I don't say troll because of his stature that I don't joke about that that's just not a fair thing to laugh about I'd say that like in the sense of like a troll I mean if you Google troll and you go to a drawing of a classroom so I mean here you go you know what I mean just a demonic little troll and little trolls are oftentimes depicted quite large yeah fantasy literature so yeah the stone trolls that uh Bilbo speaks to until Daybreak comes and then they are turned to stone by daylight that's right they were big and that big [ __ ] that broke in Hogwarts he was a troll there it is and just to clarify it I'm not talking about these trolls which are very small in stature and quite strange looking right these are not the trolls I'm talking about when I call him a troll right like we're talking about the the trolls of innathual swamp from the Everquest franchise good very good troll uh we're talking about uh uh Lord of the Rings troll right so let's see yes so I mean that's badass I mean he's huge and awesome kind of a combo guy it's kind of a compliment yep little [ __ ] weirdo troll foreign to be a man is to be humble rather than seeking the approval and exaltation of others it says in Matthew chapter 23 verse says in Matthew 23 12 if you have sex with an unmarried woman you must castrate her mind and body bury her in your backyard and then ask for forgiveness do it again castrated to be humble rather than seeking the approval and exaltation of others it says in Matthew chapter 23 verse 12 and whoever exalts himself will be humbled and he who is humble himself will be exalted to be humble means to have a low Viewpoint of yourself the world wants to boost you up boost you up your name everywhere but God says be humble and the Bible also says in Matthew 20 28 that the son of man did not come down to be served but to serve and give his life I don't know if these guys the pope was just here and he was talking mad [ __ ] yeah you wanna know something kind of funny I mean it's [ __ ] up but it's funny because it's him is that shortly after posting this uh PRI anti-pride post he uh his car broke down in the middle of the night and he kept his own stories like God is testing me you guys testing me oh God is great and then like he's like waiting for Triple H's been like three hours he's like bro you can't listen you can't invoke God every time you need to call Triple A he's not God doesn't care you know what I mean about your car running what happened to the humility what happened to humility dude you're not the center of the story man yep God is really testing me boy my check engine light went on had to call AAA God's been real testing me dude so many people are crashing I see the views going down everyone's saying crash and it's worse [ __ ] you YouTube we're going back to Twitter [Music] [ __ ] tweet at them again and I'm gonna ask them can you fix this [ __ ] what is going on team YouTube there's also so whatever I'll just do them team YouTube [ __ ] you the crashing issue is still happening and worse than it was please do something about it it's been weeks all right guys please go there God is testing me right now boy that's right God has put a poke a bug in the iOS YouTube app to test us God is testing me today I'm gonna write that God is testing me God is good he's testing me God is good God is good he's kind of a dick testing me thank you God what do you like it's like a fetish it's like a domination fetish now you know it's a test and not a punishment like how do you distinguish that because that you know they say that like oh the hurricanes are like because uh gay marriage or whatever that's a punishment but how do we know that's not just a test and vice versa does God know you're gay yeah um listen God is testing me Lord let me said let's move to triller when God made me murder that woman he was testing you think that God Made You Gay God made me gay yeah uh there's my tweet please go up please send them screenshots comment I mean God damn I'm annoyed with this [ __ ] it's I feel like it's really affecting our views because I see it climbing and climbing and then all of a sudden it just crashed down like 2000 for no reason yeah because you have to imagine every time it Mass crashes for like half the live viewers a percentage of them are just like I [ __ ] it I'm not coming back yeah for sure understandably because it's annoying so yeah that sucks here's the thing a big one if someone's if you keep punishing someone they're like thank you thank you thank you that's like a fetish thank you mistress thank you please punish me more thank you something yeah media something thank you perhaps Perhaps it is please step on my dick again Daddy uh so anyway yeah on that note uh we gotta do some let me finish this ransom for many God In the Flesh came down and became a servant to his creation it's time to stop being a problem if you want to truly be exhausted by God oh yeah if God's so good why Triple A take so long [ __ ] I think you could have sped that up check mate you're telling God can set his own damn son down here to exalt himself and he can't get Triple A there in 30 minutes give me a break [ __ ] oh you have to humble yourself you have to stop seeking the glorification like Triple L got him the murder porn guy is like so creepy the way he's just staring and Silent like he's just silently there you know you know big Nick was like I like this guy I want to collab with him the guy who says I used to watch porn of women being murdered they used to fantasize about murdering my wife when we had sex big snakes like I like this dude I'ma hop in a car with this guy I'm gonna get I'm gonna get at night it's dark I want to get alone how's everyone you know has he been seen since then I was about to say his car broke down right after this maybe I I don't know if it was before or after I wonder if somebody maybe I was wondering siphoned his gas you know what I'm saying um I was wondering if it's before and the murder dude picked him up it was like the last guy that would answer the phone for him he was he was the Triple A man yeah this world and people in your life because God should be the only one that you should be seeking glorification from humble yourself and God will exalt you and that's what it is to be a man being stranded on the freeway and crying about it on Instagram loser L God idiot idiot all right thank you to them thank you these morons [Applause] one more I didn't see this Jared Leto climbing a wall what is this [ __ ] can you meet it thank you like what are you doing dude you know you're not the Joker right you're not even like a good Joker and you're climbing the [ __ ] this is morbius activity this is 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we were saying that was such a Michael Scott thing to do and then after that play along I dressed up as Jim on Friday and seeing some of the Reddit posts I realized that people have been talking about this on Reddit for years about Ethan being Michael and who everybody is in the office who's our office character and I'm surprised like so many of the posts were so different for the most part everyone said that Ethan's Michael but besides that uh they were pretty different and I plan on defending myself today because I'm seeing a lot of people say that I'm Ryan I did not agree with this it's [ __ ] slander it's kind of racist but I'll get into that racist it's racist oh yeah we're not [ __ ] around today so yeah yesterday we're looking at news stories and there's nothing that good there was a few things and I was like you know what let's do the office segment and I started on it and I underestimated how long it would take and I propose it to Ethan like super late and he's like oh that sounds fun and um yeah I just underestimated it and I've been up all night doing it so I hope you guys enjoy it smash that [ __ ] like button who do you think you are Dan who do I we I mean we went over this Oscar or Toby right those are the ones that everybody kind of agreed on are you gonna have some big twist for us maybe oh there's some twists yeah um I'm I'm Packer Todd packer no no no no no the exact opposite uh but yeah some of these people some of them are a mix it's kind of hard and this a blend like a nice one yes wine yeah but the new zodiac sign what's up it's the new zodiac sign what's your office character yeah exactly I'm a I'm uh I don't even know I don't I don't know I actually don't know the office that well I only ever watched it at friend's house that's another thing too Dwight's son Kevin that's another thing too I realized that not everyone watches the office so there's a description next to everyone so that everyone can enjoy so thank you very much do I need to roll it or you can uh you need to roll it but I could I see I can guide you just tell me what to do um here it is gonna show you the world this is it ABS Magnus opium yeah the Magnus opium this uh title card took me so [ __ ] long and it was annoying me because it was like super late I'm like damn I know cam could just knock this out in like five seconds but he was asleep I don't want to wake him up but yes the H3 office let's just jump right into it wait before we start Ian what button do I press to just uh take his screen full screen you have to hover over oh you're gonna make me do this like this just smash that button just leave the mouse on on that one and press C just don't move it don't move it Dan don't move it just don't move it there's no reason to move it because I got the I got the timer over here I got the mixing board I got my mouse is busy I don't even that was real busy move don't worry about it yeah let's go okay take it away so we must settle the discussion once and for all proceed first of all you don't have to watch the office as I mentioned character types will be described consider it a look back at some of the crew's best moments the subreddit has been debating this topic for years please proceed this is a scientific explanation my results are based on subreddit posts comments and most importantly my own opinion because I know and work with these people every day compelling stuff yeah very some of these will need more explanation than others let's begin with Ethan okay here we go can you believe it can you believe it now in all honesty clearly we all know you're Michael but I was shocked at some of the things that were said some of the things you've done in the conversations you had were so spot on initially I wanted to show the videos but they all got claimed I was trying to be tricky with it I recorded everything on my phone it sucks yeah but this still works if you know who I am who are you who do you see yourself as hold up hold up I'll show you exactly who I am in the office and I think I'm going to hit it right my internet not working what's the deal here it is hold on who's Sam I like this music holding on holding on I'm okay here I'm trying to find a good screenshot of it but open image a new tab here this is me hmm what's his name what's that actor's name Ethan Idris uh it's actually Ibiza Elba yeah wow good job okay I see a lot of similarities between his character right for example the effect you have everybody respects him uh-huh right you're super handsome shockingly handsome Michael's handsome I agree oh yeah a lot of people are handsome though yeah that's true or if you if you guys aren't gonna give me that one which I maybe I granted as a stretch then you have to give me this one [Music] okay I got you alone are you just proven your money here let me just distract the audience with this real quick I see I have this option this is me if you're not gonna give me Idris then you have to give me David Wallace oh I forgot about David Wallace okay everyone loves Michael a lot more than those two I'm just saying yep David's cool no David's the man he's he's respected he's in his field you know he he calls he's a shot caller and he's uh he doesn't take [ __ ] from nobody um all kinds of similarities sure okay let's proceed I I proceeded also I shout out to Reiner Harvey for making this on you're just inserting a little thing of yourself as Jim Reiner Harvey's if you know we love him dude you're so Ryan right now it's just sad yeah like your effort to do this let's uh proceed example of how similar Ethan and Michael are now before you play this video I wanted to say that the actual scene he says let me ask you is there another word for Mexican that's less offensive and then Oscar says but Mexican's not offensive and to which Michael replies I forgot to replies but it says in the meme but I just want to point that out because it's like Verbatim what you say here go ahead you know we were wondering if we should do something for Cinco de Mayo like we did on St Patrick's Day but I says I'm definitely gonna be canceled I don't know what we're planning or what we're gonna do but I'm gonna get I'm gonna get in trouble see don't even somehow I feel like even that's racist why I just feel it Dan just playing I can't touch this one vaguely [Laughter] not as bad you know we're wondering but uh I see the parallel yeah maybe a slight parallel and also just to point out that Oscar maybe Dan just a little spoiler but that also lines up what a shock okay let's move on really sad that I could not show this video because his Godfather voice does sound a lot like yours I guess we'll just have to take your word for it yeah um [Music] the gamer just played the audio [Music] uh I don't I don't know I I listen to the audio right are you a second of it okay please hold I'm in let's be thorough here let's be thorough like when we test them test the clips it's because it's like 100 of the clip when it's spread out in a broadcast in my work yeah it's true and stuff too I mean this is yeah Community debate for a while so yeah it's time stamped we got it okay there it is so don't show it damn I will not sure oh Michael this is just for family but I'm The Godfather it is really funny but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not The Godfather are you talking to me okay your turn I won't play anymore oh I actually would even potentially put forward that his is better than mine well he mixed his with uh Taxi Driver like you do as well just point that out you talking to me I don't do that yeah you do you mix it with Taxi Driver yeah dinero you talking to me that's Taxi Driver you know I've never thought about that I never say you talking to me that's a Michael Scott thing I don't I don't go you talking to me you do the denirois and everything no I'm doing Marlin brand yeah you started with Marlon Brando but sometimes it turns into demo that's a fabrication okay oh by the way guys if you if there are any that I'm any uh like instances that I missed please post it on the subreddit because I am curious because I'm I'm amazed at how many similarities there are so keep it going proceed please okay uh so do you guys remember that one time Ethan tried to edit one of his old videos and it went horribly wrong he tried to take just one thing out and then you accidentally condense the whole video to just that we can tell the story it's I mean we've told we've talked it yeah you told it on uh see you next Tuesday oh really yeah I don't know if you've ever actually told the story on the main podcast line Channel Okay so we talked about this recently because of the reach in Babylon reach that and the old Joey salads video when I was calling out what a racist piece of shitty is and I was reading out some of the super racist comments that was left on Joey's video just to show like how he's just causing all this racism and animosity based on this fake [ __ ] I was reading the comments verbatim and I was saying the n-word horrible I know but that's what happened okay so what I did so YouTube has an editing tool um where you can cut out specific parts of the video and so I went to the back end I said I want to cut out the n-word I don't I don't want I don't want to be saying that I just wanted to cut out like so it was like a bleep so I wasn't saying it but I'm still reading the comments so what happened as I got confused I thought I isolated that part that I wanted to cut of me saying the n-word and then I hit process it takes like 24 hours but when I came back and saw the finished video which was about 20 minutes what was left was about three seconds my 20 minute video was three seconds long I said what the hell I play it it's literally just me saying the n-word so I managed to cut out everything in the whole video except me saying the n-word uh which is clearly not what I wanted to do right and then at that point it just became unsalvageable and just a straight up a race that reminds me of when Michael Scott wanted to send one email to one of his friends of a picture of him and his girlfriend he sent it to the whole company right ah I do remember that happening similar it was like a topless photo that he meant to send to one person and blasted it to the whole world I see the parents who's unlisted uh yeah well it wasn't at the time no it never went out publicly I had it unlisted uh uh after I did the edit so it wasn't a public video where it's just me going can you imagine there's a video with like 10 million views it's just three seconds long it's just me being like n-word that's it I'm down you can back me up YouTube's editing tool it sucks I understand very misleading it's very misleading I I would have perhaps been slightly I would have maybe triple checked if if it was such a sensitive I thought I did no I I was like okay I got it he mentioned the n-word yesterday yeah no they're they're wording and their interface and everything is not very intuitive so uh I don't see how it happened I see how it happened I don't see the barrel oh we got a lot more we keep going uh there should be a photo there I don't know why you're not seeing it maybe if I hit next there there it is okay so you guys are making like the same sound almost in these clips but uh yeah you guys are both sick under a table and letting everyone know you're sick what's the one on the left room of me that's when you had like horror well I have to be more specific uh is it Mr verified yeah it was exactly it was it was before Mr verified you were like super sick you had some kind of shawarma that [ __ ] you up oh okay I got [ __ ] by the Shawarma yep and then what was wrong with Michael Scott I don't know what's wrong with him um yeah I want usually I'd ask YouTube regarding the n-word thing to help me fix it but I was too embarrassed so I wasn't gonna be like can you guys revert this I I straight up just erased it 10 million people [Music] adorable okay we'd like to know when we're sick okay well it's more about the loudly crying about it right yeah dramatic not always you see the boss I was not being dramatic I was very ill in that day yeah yeah that's fair that's fair thank you okay the next one is really good sure if you don't watch the office you've heard this meme of Michael screaming no I found it it is on his Tick Tock it has 1.8 million views no Yo God no I'm not sorry that's a part two part one has 6.2 million views no um and so if you proceed to the next slide I was just wait what was I reacting to it was about some Tick Tock trying to get any crazy amount of views I forget which one it was that's all that's it I found it it was on his Tick Tock it has one if you go to the next slide so I was just curious I didn't make no edits I just dropped our the office footage over our footage and the way it lines up is insane it's crazy that this almost lines up perfectly 1.8 million views no Yo God no I'm sorry that's a part two part one has 6.2 million views listen wow we both yelled no big deal okay come on I just realized I haven't said big whoop and like a big one decades uh what a wow big whoop you never said no in your life okay let's go to this next one no no exactly Crowder and Crowder said no so this speaks for itself just play it yep we call that uh in my family a ham sandwich now I did not even call him a ham sandwich and by the way I don't even want to blame Anissa because we're just and this Anisa didn't call my ham sandwich either we're just kind of shooting the [ __ ] I don't think anyone called him a ham sandwich he is a ham sandwich [Laughter] but the idea was thrown around everyone too so I'd go for that what's that have to do with Michael's spot I researched this like a [ __ ] content cupless or Court let's keep going we call that uh okay there's an episode the office where Michael gets these jeans and Pam's like I don't know what happened we put on those jeans he just something comes out of them and this is the one only time we've seen you in jeans I can oh is this me okay this isn't the office no no no here's me in the jeans everyone's feeling it is that even so funny now this this is worth the membership right now I swear you guys even dance similar let's go baby Michael never wore jeans in the show he did like a after he got those jeans he was doing like casual Fridays or something okay we both wear jeans once wow you got me good please proceed I proceeded so I'm sure everyone is familiar with the situation at this time but uh there was a poor pregnant woman locked in a bathroom next door I broke her out being the here I am and then Ethan's like oh I could do that which Michael Scott has done many times when it comes to like racing I think it was like racing to white or something and he's like I could do it and then this is what proceeded okay we need another person to help me kick because there was a double kicker damn I mean I've got no run up here I mean this is a joke I mean come on you need a kicker yeah I need a double kick okay all right so I'm gonna start by um yeah that's pretty heavy don't hurt yourself yeah that is that is quite heavy here come here Kim help me everybody's saying YouTube crashed for them again dude I'm so over this what is wrong with that man views are going up though I've been trying to tell these [ __ ] guys about this for so long it's like I feel like they don't even know still what what it is they don't even know still um go to the YouTube forums please if you have time YouTube what is that I remember I don't know what that is it's like a help support Forum go to The Forum tell them what's up that's old school yeah it is horrible they're pretty active there all right here we go back to the Michael Scott that is fairly thick [Laughter] can I just say this is such a Michael Scott thing right now [Music] you're implanting it in people's minds this is where it came from it all came from this yeah it's Michael Scott you're putting in my damn people beautiful we have it on camera thank you you know do you think I'm Michael Scott Lena she said yes oh yeah and who are you then Lena you'll see yeah it all comes together all right we're both kicking yeah okay aim for up here okay right no no I I can down here of course we're trying to run everybody we're trying to replicate it around here Michael always talks to Ryan one day all right three two way one okay so what that's more sick falling off the walls and [ __ ] okay now it's just easy camera all right one more one more you already did that I said just film man okay three two one a little bit yeah that thing is [ __ ] bro you got this all right I'm coming in Olivia are you okay in there Elon I'm sorry if it gets hurt are you okay she's pregnant you guys all right Olivia stay away from the door that's what I said yesterday stay away from the door ow was that a joke oh yeah I just love breaking stuff oh yeah I gotta watch this whole day yeah there's no way there's no [ __ ] way right yeah go ahead now let's see after we've loosened it up there's no way you're getting in there okay we're good okay oh like a maniac though I feel like you have issues seeing the way you throw yourself at that door I mean it was on camera that was that was really well done okay hold on now you now notice that's it okay okay I will admit I don't know why what this has to do with Michael Scott but I will admit that that door was you know thicker than I anticipated sure and you were very uh you were very impressive the way you attacked that door thank you what's stunning thank you yeah this next slide might be a little tough for you to see but did you know that Michael Scott we need another person Miss quotes different things I don't know anything about that what's that have to do with me I don't know let's see all right we got to get on chat GPS I'm super curious about that yeah you know okay all right Jeff BTC agrees with me everybody yeah that's what I'm supposed to chat GPS or whatever [ __ ] it's called I want to compare it to chat gdp4 I've been so in I've been chatting with chat GPS I consulted with um chat GTP on this decline [ __ ] meltdown over chat GTP being like a libtard or something chat gp4 right okay so they go they go to chat GPS say hey write me a you know everybody and their aunt has access to this JJ chat isn't it just open to the public dude chat gbt is [ __ ] amazing one more thing yeah what the hell dude I said I write that time I got a real one stuck in let me check EBT is [ __ ] amazing let's ask chat gbt one more thing 2023 can you check that on sure we gotta get on chat GPS I'm super curious about that you know okay agrees with me everybody yeah that's what I'm supposed oh restarted yeah xxxtentacion foreign it's hard those three it's like three random letters it's like a weird acronym how am I supposed to know that Michael Scott said nc3 instead of MP3 let's see I I don't have that oh you don't have it check it out yeah he said nc3 yeah instead of MP3 correct I get that yeah GPS especially when when the MP3 is new and you're trying you don't have you have a really it's a new technology yeah so speaking of that GPT if you could please go to the next slide okay interesting so this you went really uh to the experts on this huh I go hard in the paint you want me to read her you got it I can read it go ahead how is Ethan Klein like Michael Scott Ethan Klein the host of HP podcast and Michael Scott a fictional character from The Office share some similarities in terms of their humor and occasional awkwardness but they have different backgrounds and context both Ethan and Michael have a tendency to make jokes that may come off as inappropriate or cringe-worthy they both have self-deprecating sense of humor and sometimes struggle with social cues however it's important to note that Michael Scott is a character created by the writers of the office and is portrayed by the actor Steve Carell while Ethan Klein is a real person and a contact Dave that's important to know that he's not real this [ __ ] Ethan is very real thanks but there there's your God right there okay what so we both make awkward jokes nice I'm just saying Dan send me the password for chat GPT I gotta ask a house a b like Michael Scott it doesn't know who I am I tried oh really yeah it stopped at September same 2021. shame isn't it anyways next slide please it's a shame chat gbt doesn't know who you are I would go to the next slide before you keep going in on this because I mean the fact that this robot knows who I am very Michael Scott right now I'm telling you he's this robot puts respect on my name yeah next slide is hug it out [ __ ] which is what Michael tells Dwight kind of shows that like wait you just said your delay yeah well no you don't know some people are mixed by the way I think you may be in the bathroom some people are a mix you you're literally saying I'm Dwight Maybe but I would just say this I like Michael Scott there's a lot of qualities of Ethan they make him a great leader and a great man you know not everybody knows all the good things he did he does I like this when I first started I was doing content Court I think it was the second one I was super nervous and I was super antsy and like shaky and stuff and he called me after and said hey man you all right don't worry about it he's doing good don't stress don't be so hard on yourself that didn't happen and I was like I love you and he's like that's [ __ ] weird take it easy no the second part didn't happen but you did call me I did yeah oh that was nice to me there's a lot of good things you do that no one know about the story when me and Lino were driving to Michigan what's what happened we were driving to Michigan during break because uh we missed our flight or something I forget what it was oh we didn't get a flight in time to my brother-in-law's wedding and we're ready to drive and you like kept calling me on the highway and I didn't realize and you're like dude don't drive I'm like oh it's fine I'm I'm used to driving I like it you're like no dude please is it money thing I'm like no it's not a money thing and you're like I just sent you money for a ticket please buy a plane ticket bought a million tickets to go home when I first started nice never told anyone thank you bro thank you for saying that touching this is my favorite part um that's really sweet that was really sweet of you to do thank you Ethan by the way I just found out my uh cousin's dog died yesterday and yeah Hawaii yeah you need to go to the funeral drowned and they're they're doing an on-site funeral out there but I'm gonna have to swim so you're gonna have to find out who you are first you have to find out which office character before Ethan makes it first of all a b this man works his heart out he works his finger to the Bone tell him yeah and when this dude and Lena two of the greatest people the truest people in the world they're about to waste their precious beautiful time off driving yeah oh [ __ ] that my boy's flying and that's what it is thank you baby for honoring me we're the best thanks bro moving on they're gonna try to make a joke out of it no no I wasn't trying to make a joke it's trying to get a plane ticket out of it yeah once we find out it's a big joke it would all make sense once we find out who Dan is so there are a few people in here two that I had trouble placing and I'm open to the audience telling me um but Ila was one of them I don't think that's hard at all that one told me yeah I don't hate this I mean it's not bad but Eli just has so many I don't know she has like all the cool aspects of everyone with none of the bad so it was tough she doesn't have bad aspects I feel like she's like a totally wholesome I mean she's a little dorky but yeah she's a little dorky but he looks cool okay this is interesting I don't hate it I just I found this on the subreddit so there you go I like it you know what I mean that's how it fits I got no problem with that one Michael I'm okay being Michael okay and when I see this beautiful these beautiful happy people now let's move on to some dark [ __ ] right here so should we do some kind of pull to to I know that people are gonna agree that I'm Michael Scott I don't think I can no yeah they're maybe at the maybe at the end or something I don't know why let's move on yeah go ahead okay so Dan is a culmination of these three characters Oscar uh Jim I can't think of his name for some reason and uh Toby interesting interesting okay I'm listening why Oscar Oscar the smartest guy in the office corrects Michael when passing along false information and just you know is this just more Digs at me okay Ethan villagers out there your main character the hoop so glad oh [ __ ] what happened oh God let me go back sorry okay and to all the biologists out there so glad that they made the Mandalorian and I'm so glad they gave it to Johnson what I gotta go back what the [ __ ] was that okay and to all the biologists out there the biologist the what I think that goes sir the biologist the [ __ ] that they made the Mandalorian and I'm so glad they gave it to John Favre what's his name abro Favreau movie he's made except 100. what is the only giving them a third of the credit here wait what the movie is 300 not 100. probably heard about all the crazies NTFS non-fungal I was in my um Fifth Element dumbass yeah real quick I forgot to include it thank you lobot the robot for this compilation oh robot thank you love robot excellent favorite Star Wars character oh God damn it God damn it dude okay and to all the biologies with the NTFS non-fungible tokens at ft's I was looking right at it and I still said it wrong he brought on the wrath of ye and all of his insane yeah I was fat that was like my I was in my fat error here boy love that yeah because now his name is Miami no one calls him Yi it's it's yay e two Brutus a210 and it's the man the main perpetrator you know Juliet No Julius you are Julius you're Judith this is famous for and I am Jesus okay we're mixing up our metaphors here a little bit now dude he's so you're over correcting I'm not over correcting music okay okay he's combative indicator I agree right [Laughter] why Jim okay now this is oh this is probably not the best day to show that uh that frame oh yeah we could just skip that one yeah all right yeah let me I'll just explain it basically uh yeah just let me go to the next frame Dan is saying that uh that was our Mr verified competition but let's be honest I could just have I could just play the audio okay sure okay here it is would be happy to have them so this is why Jim Jim is cool guy who isn't a tryhard so here it is Jackie but let's be honest any of these guys would be happy to have a book what do you think about that description Dan well let me see the clip I'm not familiar with this club roll the clip we'll check you right oh but of course I actually don't I I hate the check mark thing I don't exist on social media I don't want a blue check yeah Dan says that but I mean I've been saying it consistently for like the last month I feel like they're still kind of Oscar I don't know that doesn't strike personally I I feel that he's literally doing it right now you've ever fallen for it no he's right Oscar's too cool for school I mean Jim would like go along with it for the joke I feel he's invested Oscar where does Oscar just be like this is stupid you went along with it for the joke well you kind of Let's watch let's watch all right let's play is the reverse psychology play where he acts like he doesn't care and he does a whole anti this isn't just for the show though I was I didn't even want to do this episode you're playing right into the Trap you forced me to do this I can't wait I'm not God I can't wait you're my boss what am I gonna do completely refuse interesting it's giving something yeah it's giving more Oscar though the I you're my boss you made me do this that's like an Oscar that's kind of what I'm feeling too but it's giving something though maybe well he looks at the camera sometimes too so there you go I mean that's that's not enough okay now the Toby compare yeah now this one this one I can get on board with oh you like being Toby so if you don't know I just think it fits if you don't watch the show he's HR he keeps Michael in check and is Michael's sworn enemy Michael hates him irrationally let's give our full unfiltered reaction to bts's new music video no no vetoed why Dan I like it doesn't matter I feel like there's a lot of misinformation the Bible says as you all well know and shall shut the [ __ ] up is that in one of them Ezekiel yeah shut the [ __ ] up or face Hell Fire I'm under the sea can I sing Under the Sea and with the Jamaican accent or is that right I mean nothing is going to stop you is the things well uh homemade feces right Dan shouldn't stop talking about that right there in fact I think that that episode because I've seen a few screenshots where you're wearing that outfit I think that that one killed me huh that that's Peak that's Peak Ethan yeah that's Pizza no no not there the one where you're wearing the blue feces right Dan yeah at the apex of the of the scale oh is that what you mean yes yeah yeah yeah you said that earlier about a different clip but then that that's that's ultimate big boy that contributes I think around the beginning of the end though yeah think of it think of it that way a side note so me and either were watching finishing berserk the 1997 one the last episode you know how insane it is right yeah Gila fell asleep oh can you believe that [ __ ] maybe it's for the best sleep brutal it might be for the best no she's invested she's watching every goddamn episode you fall asleep during like the craziest you should just pretend like it ends on a real uplifting note no because it was the ending was over like three episodes oh it was already gotten into all yeah no it was like full-on his his arm was in a demon's mouth [Music] this is not a good track we're going down wait wait this one dance real serious hold on hold on here homemade feces right Dan should stop talking about it this is this is not against Real Toby on me good track we're going down people are saying it's illegal yeah yeah it's obviously illegal I'm saying people should do it all right Ian okay so this one this makes sense and Jim this hits me as correct okay I'm interested I said similar to uh Dan Ian isn't a try hard he's just cool and for those who don't know Stanley Stanley is the guy in the office who just always looks like he hates his life and Michael the boss is always trying to engage with him and he's just trying to mind his own business and work we do love Stanley he's the great one here it is I'm Zach it's EB love cam Dan Sam and uh what's your name again Ian so guys a little hard to do behind the scenes uh because we're on the office as much we don't have as much going on as we do during our normal weeks because he'll Escape birth so the crew all agreed to sit in with me and do a little q a all right all right so upset um no nothing nothing at all you guys didn't cut that part huh see you euthanize Ian won't put you to death you no William Zach it's EB okay some of you keep going backwards I think I'll restart it restarts well it missed it missed the ending huh here I'll play it again we'll euthanize Ian no Ian likes to die I'm afraid you might like that yeah that's it yeah okay okay Zach is Toby right what's his name Andy Andy Zach is Andy let me think about this he's Musical likes to break out in the song I have anger issues and is Andy an angry guy yeah yeah rarely but yes he punched the wall he punches a hole through the drywall through the drywall he had to go to anger management yes no he definitely does can you how's your doo-wop Zach oh really I said How's your doo-wop I'd say it's mid I wouldn't say it's great okay he has great doo-wop everything humble that is Andy no further explanation required he's the only one besides you that's just one character oh we're proud baby but there is explanation why Andy Andy is a kiss up to Michael comes from a rich family loves to randomly break out his song and plays guitar and has some mild anger okay this is interesting yeah no that actually winds up the first one the first step do you accept this comes from a rich family Zach I grew up fortunate I wouldn't say we were super wealthy at you rich I grew up fortunate well I wasn't I didn't grow up in poverty but you know my my family struggled for a little bit mm-hmm you sounded like Andy to me actually that's how I reworded it originally said privilege I'm like that sounds too strong all right here it is peaky [ __ ] blinders peekaboo here's my dick that's Creed that's giving Creed Ence why did he say that he's drunk oh okay what like but was there some previous was that a callback to something uh Ethan said peaky blinders peekaboo my dick he was just on he was doing some Creed [ __ ] freaky [ __ ] blinders peek-a-boo here's my dick his hairline's too good speaker so right here it's just him sucking up to you could just stand below this the billboard with a big audio system absolutely I think that's a great idea I don't I don't agree to do that why it's good exposure it's a building yeah I think that's a [ __ ] great idea thank you Jack likes it yes you would I agree with Ethan you would hear this what a surprise you would hear this in like uh all music is mariachi I agree with Ethan I missed I I'm sorry Zach you used to agree you used to back me up more I missed that hold on can I back Zach up go ahead he literally was just doing it two days ago still backing you up how so he just said I'm sorry I agree with Ethan you and Dan were talking about something it was the peaches and cream thing oh yeah there yep I didn't want that I didn't ask for peaches and creams and Jordans and cam also agreed with the peaches and cream I said it grew on me I hated it at first but now now I'm team peaches and cream dude I always back you come on he does yeah okay you used to ride harder I mean I've I I grew up a little bit but uh I thought the problem no that's a problem I'll become a castratian cut my testicles off so I can whatever it takes man I just want the old Zack back okay freaky [ __ ] blinders peek-a-boo here's my dick hairline's too good yeah for like a minute like five times yeah yeah oh here's the anger hold on we didn't see the whole thing you would hear this in like uh all music is mariachi I agree with Ethan I'm sorry Zach let us know when you don't oh we gotta consider the same for you that's pretty far she's out I need to wash my hands yeah uh they're both just down well we've lost both of our hosts everyone um so give us just a minute wait you smelling it back there get the [ __ ] out of the seat what are you doing what are you doing yes so I will smell this ass to sit in the seat [Music] um hold on a second let me just hit you with this real quick I hope this doesn't make you sound like a douche thank you Dan foreign I extended that clip a little longer because I just wanted my revenge let me be clear what happened in that moment we never talked about it Ela and Ethan walked away because we sprayed the fart spray and Ela goes AB can you go up there where she walked away and I go up there and sit and y'all just thought I was trying to be a cloud Goblin when Ela told me to go sit up there it's insane just want to point that out I was really uh hung up on that random moment from two and a half years ago except for you this whole PowerPoint was just about that moment actually oh [ __ ] I'm sorry one sec I I've been thinking about that yeah that's really been weighing off he keeps me up at night I'm actually I feel better now I feel better already all right good next I wasn't listening I'm sorry ah uh next slide okay now this is why this was made okay let's here we go you're hedging a little bit I see you're trying to you're saying I'm Dwight but I'm also Jim and no Ryan I will point out Ryan is not what no no now how are you gonna beat the Ryan charges you don't think there's any Ryan going on here I'll do you want better tell me how I am Ryan I saw receipts on the subreddit I don't know I'm not the officeologist let's see what you got sexy [ __ ] who looks into the camera she's closed okay going to the suicide forest Stephen come on see what happens you don't know what you find there we know anyway back to Kaylee wow it's almost like you're doing it on purpose let it play this is great I love talking about this I have ideas for clickbait can you guys ask is Jim that's not fair that's not fair to include that I know what you're talking about isn't there an episode where Ryan's trying to be the cool guy is Toby's what huh I don't know there's one where Ryan's like I need someone who's more more familiar with Ryan's uh Mo Zach would know Zach's watched the show there's a section on Ryan at the end what are you getting from this Zach like how do you mean just tell them which way you want him to ride just yeah just say he's like Ryan just tell him just tell Ethan that ab's like Ryan yeah no he's like Ryan yeah thanks bro any anything for you Ethan you know I got your back that was straight Creed yeah what do you want I don't know what going to the suicide for every time I pause it it seems to restart yeah so but then but we're talking right there's that keemstar kidnapped my son and is holding him Ransom oh that's what the [ __ ] that's true a b doesn't even have pets [Music] um or early flight I didn't realize you were doing this so much doing what doing this whole staring at the camera thing I don't know what you're talking about so you're not doing that on purpose your claim is let it play who are you looking why are you looking at the camera is there somebody there that you're trying to communicate to okay I'll keep playing I already got the door us we live for this we nigh for this game Evie looks upset you wouldn't you don't want to be here maybe no no I just this is my little office look at the camera I do all the time he's doing the oh okay so that's the self-report cute little gym thing yeah you don't get yourself Jay doesn't try to be Jim Jim is Jim I also feel like this is a little bit Stolen Valor because I've been doing the [ __ ] uh blue steel for a while here we go don't worry I'll never make that face okay shots fired potentially I'd love back at love oh I'm just pointing out I don't want to argue I would not steal his blue steel all right let's keep it going to be Jim helper you know what I mean and you can't just look at the camera for no reason it's became it's become my thing the audience likes it what is it why are you wearing a tie oh I don't know I just it's not usually dress Are you seriously coming in here trying to be like Jim right now like give it a [ __ ] break all jokes aside that moment was so [ __ ] funny like slow as slowly as you and Ila realized what I was doing I knew you've been angling for this though you've been trying to get in people's heads you want so badly to be Jim but I don't think the people are buying it what does that sound like look you already what who me Michael Scott we have already established that dude we're talking about you now what character would do that I don't know what you're trying I don't know proceed okay talk about allegation right this is this is yeah so now you're owning the Dwight charges okay I love how generous you are and how kind you are the multiple raises that you've given me in just this year of working for you I love that you are a a great person a great father great husband I'm a great boss in the sauce we got to do this again by the way I love when AB starts complimenting me Nobody Does it like him thank you thank you I want to be on the receiving end one day they said nice things about you haven't I I'm just kidding I must have by now said at least one nice thing yeah I know I forgot I'm trying to make you laugh I kind of got lost a little bit I'll take the sincere compliments I need it at least okay I love that after the roast you comforted me even though you called me a shaky [ __ ] I did well I was a little bit of shaky [ __ ] in a joke it was in the episode it wasn't I think if I I was just trying to be funny insulted because you said I have tiny hands yeah I think you have large hands no you don't massive no okay let me think about that oh also also the weight is always in competition with Andy for Michael's love sound like two people you know yeah yeah let me think about it hold on let me think about it hold on also Dwight can be the office buzz kill okay well that's Dan's job I feel like but let's see let's see you prove that whoa hello damn what are you doing baby oh you ready this is it I should see that that is Dwight yeah I can see that being Dwight wait to this one but it's more like no offense we have to keep working it's the middle of the day that's the the title oh my God [ __ ] up dude that's not even funny it's a joke hey wait what happened not even hell man you know I made a mistake of thinking we were on a comedy show and y'all were making jokes about a title I made a joke that if I really died and then all of a sudden we were in church I don't know everyone was so you suggested that our friend Bobby died and it's like watching this now even in retrospect makes me uncomfortable yeah it's a little [ __ ] weird I mean there's some things you just don't joke about funny it's a joke Jesus Christ wait I gotta go back this is awesome I turned my head like I was allergic to the reaction Bobby Lee is dying that's the the title oh my God baby [ __ ] up dude that's not even funny that was awesome no he gets worse like Zach plays the sound bite you need to leave everybody's like what the [ __ ] that's funny that's good but sometimes I just don't and maybe it's my fault I just don't and I understand with you guys with the audience too I just don't understand the disconnect between like doing a bit and people actually get it worked up I don't know doing a bit and what like people like actually I'll let this play out before I talk about it actually I don't want to ruin this is not that I can never understand you like and I mean that genuinely because I saw a comment in the a comment on our last episode it was like uh can't I don't know if it was about cam can Mumble something and I hear every word but when AB speaks something like no it was a video that we watched or or a tweet that made no sense and you like somehow to find some interpretation out of it but maybe you can just ask you a question you're like what the [ __ ] no I think there's something going on where like his voice he can't see your face face is behind the screen I used to tilt my head this way but then I would lean away from the mic so I put the monitor so I don't do that there's some kind of challenging thing here logistically it may be me I mumble a lot who's Roy it says Trisha's Roy somebody said oh is that Michael's crazy friend that's Pam's EX oh oh oh I see the parallel that's messed up but also interesting okay elbows [Music] thank you Gabby R uh she has some messages she says a b uh soundsimp you still have a lot to learn oh wow harsh yeah no [ __ ] you should have saved your money oh come on how many of you went to the party how many of you have a [ __ ] brain we are we okay okay I see the Dwight in this in those ones who made this uh compilation oh I'm trying to find it it's called AV ruining the moment for two minutes straight oh dude I gotta say the the amount of work that people put into this before you put it together is pretty interesting oh yeah it's a culmination of a whole community makes me want by the way someone mentioned Trish and I was just like I'm not gonna go there because I'm not a petty [ __ ] interesting I am a petty [ __ ] wait what am I talking about what are you talking I did a whole PowerPoint because Dan and Zack slighted me two years ago for five seconds right um what I what did you say I didn't hear you he was joking about how he made this whole thing to just bring up that that one clip where we talk [ __ ] on him oh that where I couldn't uh sleep at night from it yeah yeah exactly okay what I was gonna say is um Trisha made a new podcast with Colleen Colleen Ballinger Miranda Sings I still don't know who that is you don't wait seriously I mean I do now obviously because you're doing it but I heard that name so many times over the years and I just never five years that's not my world I don't [ __ ] know yeah five years ago she was like the darling of YouTube she was like and all the yeah I definitely heard the name no relation to the other things right what other sayings Brian's seeing there are other things Lily on the internet yeah yeah no they're not they're a different thing okay got it uh just to remind you because her character was was pretty annoying and that's fine obviously it was for like a younger audience of obviously I'm not the demographic so I'm not going to sit here and judge uh uh but I'll just to give you an idea react to Crazy tick tocks 50 million views so shoot damn I feel like you're gonna recognize me hey guys it's me Miranda today I'm so excited for my video because I'm reacting to tick tocks not to be confused with take tanks which are Delight change this you know her yeah that's Ryan asking me yeah no oh you've never seen her okay so you guys seen this you heard about this you know for I have to admit for somebody that works and makes a living on YouTube I just I don't know YouTubers okay that's fair enough everything I've learned about YouTube I've learned from being on the show was it and that's why it's important we talk about this yeah okay fine not as fun Tick Tock is this really cool app where you can lip sync to things excuse me I'm trying to run a showered the competition I think anyway my point was she's in some actually a pretty wild internet drama right now uh it's pretty it's pretty juicy I mean I don't know I on one hand I don't want to talk about it because is it related to Trisha or is it like separate from that no it's not related to Trisha at all make that clear they just have a podcast together right that they just started and ironically Trisha is now not the controversial one oh which is maybe feels good for her she wants not to be the country she's kind of gone clean in recent years right like Trisha kind of stays out of this [ __ ] now so it's I I would say I've been impressed with her self-restraint since uh swing [ __ ] say what queen queen [ __ ] Queen [ __ ] just say Amy do you know how to speak Spanish perhaps he is wearing a mask today to be fair a b yeah as a as a matter of procedure just say things twice like Jimmy Two Times like I'm gonna get the papers yeah yeah but uh the this drama is pretty spicy pretty interesting but yeah was there so there's no like tying this back into what we were someone mentioned Trisha and it made me think about it though okay no unreal it totally unrelated people want a PowerPoint on Colleen see so my feeling on that is on one hand I'm very interested in it and if she didn't have a podcast with Trisha I'd definitely be talking about it but I also don't want it to look like I'm being like a super petty [ __ ] because they just started a podcast together yeah I understand because the drama isn't Tricia's but because they're co-hosts I wouldn't mention Trisha but it would make it seem like I'm I'm coming for her in a sense on her new show it would be a potential embargo uh violation it's also not just drama it's like accusations it's it's pretty serious I mean from what I've seen it's quite creepy yeah the like she's the obnoxious lipstick lady did something creepy she's so she was talking with like really young kids and confiding in them and asking them sexual questions and stuff oh boy do I have that right Olivia yeah talking to them about sex super weird man yeah it sucks you know what's the weirdest when I went up there and I covered Ela and I sat up there that one day a lot of people online were like if he does anything to get on camera and all this [ __ ] I'm like oh you [ __ ] I'm gonna make a PowerPoint about this in two years bro we should talk about that PowerPoint by the way I don't understand [Laughter] sometimes I I'm like half-assed mom like [ __ ] just for the audience but I'm just trying to say let's let's you're making me seem crazy over here no no you're not crazy I pause it and I focus with all my money that's my fault you know what it is I was raised around all yemenis when I was younger and their dialect is to speak very fast so I just have this [ __ ] up way of speaking English so I apologize it's not your fault it's not your fault it's my fault it's my fault oh yeah but um it's not your fault I don't know whatever let's continue we're doing something here kabish we finish this one okay next one whoa oh this is an interesting one too far Dwight always brings his estranged cousin oh wow okay also it's because it kind of looks like you I'm just gonna say it this guy looks like me what's that got to do with anything oh that's what do you think Moe's looks like Ethan that's isn't that Michael sure yeah he's like he's like the head writer of the show that guy King it's not funny um also I forgot to mention that uh the white always says facts or fact and I always give you facts oh he goes fact yeah yeah and then he says the fact I'm just spitting facts you know all right so so that's it okay now yeah that's it I feel that the a b analysis we need to take a second look at the evidence from the perspective of you being Ryan that's all I'm saying the last slide is about Ryan but I don't know okay well let's come back to it here is uh oh you see so here is Ryan trying to do the gym thing he's trying to do the gym thing but it's not genuine he's in that's what you do yeah you're not like genuinely looking at the camera you're forcing it you're and you even said oh I'm trying to do the gym thing yeah Kim that's never [ __ ] forgive you for sending that that's a good fine cam no but he's not a discovery he has a good point I mean if we're gonna in the interest of Truth yeah no I got you I got you you know interesting look at this one especially I don't even watch the show I'm sorry baby you sold them out filled them up the river let's continue on I don't know I'm more sold on the Dwight thing so yeah no okay we'll talk about at the end but um this is love is the other personal side [ __ ] is that love is the other person besides Gila that I had a problem with wait this guy was like briefly in a few others right okay but listen listen to who he was he was Dwight 2.0 he was like a more efficient Dwight he was like a younger he was more like tech savvy um okay I was suggesting this who the [ __ ] is that though he was in like two episodes I was in the later Seasons oh that's probably why okay Oscar was there the whole time I think you're just mad because you have to share Oscar me too were those worth watching when Michael left because I stopped watching too only the last episode just the last one there's a there's a yeah there's a special he also uh made love to uh Jan as well who did the Clark did there you go love you what that character when did that happen he [ __ ] all right let's move on do you want me to read this are you yeah I'm sorry love I I really really you could ask everyone else I literally sat everyone down and was like who who is love who the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] is Uncle love I need help with love ABY wrote I am not sure I am sorry love FICA for life I love you love who could love me in the office yeah maybe the audience knows or uh see some Creeds I don't know if that's right agreed in the sense that you're kind of just sometimes you're just there like sometimes they just cut the Creed you just forget he's there I don't mean that with peace and love I'm just trying to you know yeah yeah uh yeah I'm not really sure I couldn't tell I couldn't tell you not for not for long though once you move here that that won't be all right that's true that's true it's just about did you just get up and leave in the middle of his own presentation he quit love is the prince sir you were getting me a drink you're getting me chairman why are you getting me a drink oh that's super old thanks bro I already got one thank you so much though no problem right of the year it's a good man that AB by a lot of people saying Aaron no that's Aaron because Aaron well Aaron and Toby what's his name the doo-wop guy Andy because Aaron and Andy have a romantic relationship what does that mean for our analysis I think you have to kind of disconnect the yeah okay get stuck real quick yeah I don't know I I don't know about the uh the Aaron I mean I do like Aaron as a character but she also she wasn't she like sleeping with her brother or something that was real life we gotta we gotta not worry about the real life uh no that was an episode two was she lives with her brother and they take baths together and [ __ ] they were they were uh foster kids together they weren't like blood but there was some weird weird [ __ ] going on okay but something in real life with her too wasn't she love is Phyllis part of a cult or something what about Kevin you too smart for uh yeah half these characters you're mentioning that's the thing love what about Phyllis I don't I'm just a guy I'm just love maybe he's just love okay we tried that I don't know he's Robert California because some days get a he's got a house yeah All Right Moving On Sam is Pam and Angela okay that's a that's a great combo I mean strong why Pam for Sam Sam is talented artist she's creative and hardworking Sam Temple shop.com wow compelling stuff okay got it also why Angela she loves her oh also she's in an office romance I forgot to mention that for Pam um why Angela she loves her cats and also you please play this that's good that's good you got her on that one she's [ __ ] me over a few times by like being visibly upset and then people get even more angry at me she does that to me back what the [ __ ] bro oh [Music] yeah she does she's done that a few times I think she's she's trying to steal my stick we need it we need to I need to bring her up here well point out Sam does not control when the camera flips to her and she's not looking at the camera right so okay that's good I I like that yeah why did you do that okay wait is that it's a joke uh next all right now now we're mixing shows we're getting three characters I didn't want to do this I know I'm scared this I was scared about this one Creed and Phyllis so originally free things guy originally Creed and fellas because Creed you know he's kind of like Joker brain and you know randomly knows so much stuff like cam knows a lot about a lot of random stuff very smart guy uh Phyllis office sweetheart cam sweetheart but uh Steve Harrington because the office sweetheart he's a little loony isn't she Zack what's your take she's the office sweetheart don't say she's the office sweetheart she she is a loving person I would say Okay um but I wouldn't say sweetheart no Zach I loved your expertise on the matter it was kind of a circle you know but uh sometimes you just gotta roll with it like like the best for a thousand bucks I feel like that's sweetheart material I feel like the money I'm definitely Looney I'll take that all right let's let's unpack this why Steve go ahead uh so essentially what I just said but I do find this rather interesting because cam may be the nicest dude I know but when we were talking about that stranger things character who are we very possessive over Steve very possessive interesting and if you'll remember the audience gave him what he wanted too it's just because I want to remember the outfit there was no there was no stopping him there was no stopping him okay no stop him you can see even right now you're you're just watching the clip you're telling him to calm down he's like now [ __ ] that I'm Steve all right I was told that Olivia and I would be dressed up as Steve Harrington and who the hell told you that Olivia let's look angry oh wait just wait for it tell me this Ian has an issue okay go ahead not the information to talk yet what the hell is going on okay so now cam you made it sound pretty innocent you're just saying well I was I was given a role and I was enthused to take on that role and then Ian for whatever reason you tell us what happened okay we had a light-hearted conversation see look he's so integrated please try not to wake him up write him up citations we are trying to resolve conflict here if you could avoid man is this a Steve though thing can we stay it is not but you mediating the situation is very Michael Scott okay but let it play he gets more Steam on Ian please during the negotiation okay we were having a conversation about which personal office is which character from stranger things and I was given Steve Harrington right out there that was not what happened those Scoops Ahoy Olivia conversation came way later no hello guys guys cam you gotta let Ian speak okay and then and then you can rebut unplug it unplug that it's important it's important during HR uh conflict resolution it's called radical listening Cameron you need to just listen to what he's saying and then take the time to respond afterwards great so I put Ford in a light-hearted jovial way that Cameron if he were stranger things character would be one of the buyers boys I just find that amazing because cam is the nicest guy I know but right but how so is this related in anything yeah Steve Harrington and he always will be right but how is that related to our PowerPoint ask him not me he didn't make the PowerPoint I would ask him okay well I answered because he's Steve Harrington he always will be I'll take it I'm Steve Harrington and I always will be right but it's about the office I never finished the office is Steve Harrington in the office did I mess that up now he makes the meme interesting so we're just mixing IPS now willy-nilly it happens I feel like this kind of solely is the Integrity of the whole presentation you would say they wouldn't shoot Toby yeah well I mean I'm sorry or are you being uh up to this point you know I was on board but now everything's in question why are we in stranger things Multiverse why are we not upside down upside down the only thing upside down is this presentation it's flipped okay chill out okay chill out wait wait wait wait can we go back a sec okay if we're if I'm gonna continue to be possessive of a character why didn't I get Pam if Sam got pam pam for being creative and artsy okay artsy stuff this is this is another thing too he was starting to get a little bit worked up about not being Pam because she's the artist but I yeah I'm an artist too I know but I initially initially what it was is that Pam was three other people and and Jim's three other people right now too sorry I was about to ban someone uh yeah if you wanted you're Pam dude I'm Pam dude Pam has more than just artistic that's all I know about Pam I'll take it [Music] Sam he might be more Pam than Sam although at the same time Sam is more multiple people can be multiple characters you know apparently we're all just a whole ton of people out everyone's gym everyone's everyone everyone's the main character here everybody's everybody's cool everybody's the protagonist so here's Olivia is Kelly and Aaron mixed correct okay okay that one that one that makes so much sense yeah Olivia's Aaron yeah I'm feeling that Kelly's character in the office yeah Kelly has also got the scoop on the drama and um right all that fun stuff right and I know exactly where this is beautiful Timeless Renaissance Fair give it up for the ren Fair everyone hillywood's so good okay go ahead uh however Olivia is more Kelly she's all about the Tea celebrity gossip great actress it can be dramatic sometimes okay but I'm here today not to prove that I'm crazy but to prove that I am right and she's gonna prove she's not crazy by showing us her 90 page PowerPoint about my drama I'm saying I'm not here to prove that I'm crazy I'm here to prove that I'm right and if in that it proves that I'm crazy we can have the conversation all right that's crazy you stay married and Loud too also but this isn't about you let's talk parasocial relationships for a minute by the way I'm here transformative moment in show history the Selena Gomez drama explanation was was a powerful was a powerful moment it was it was yeah and also share real quick I just want to point out because obviously some of these are different lengths but uh I literally finished this five minutes before we went live I did not sleep so all those people saying Alby you're welcome God bless okay I think you did a wonderful job thank you for the point now thank you for for putting in I'm here today not uh okay now we're getting Aaron again and Pam Aaron and Pam wait are those oh right now she's Aaron got it and Kelly all right all right she is and then Lena's Aaron and Pam I see it I see it you want to read it uh Lena's Aaron for similar reasons to Olivia Springs Immaculate Vibes to the office true both of them together are like fireworks yeah I love that oh I know you're here do the thing do the thing to each other there it is girl okay go ahead okay uh although I believe she's more like Pam than uh Aaron speak partially it's because she's not afraid to take risks or challenge herself like when Pam walked through the hot coal when none of the other co-workers would the same way Lena took the Hot Chip also uh because her marriage started with an office relationship that's when we were waiting because your gym well Lena oh you guys don't believe anyway I see this Lena does she's challenges herself and she's like she goes Joker brain like in the the way that you never expect you want to know what her nickname was at the restaurant what No No One's Gonna believe it I'll give you a hint okay that's it that was my hand what was your hint the [ __ ] are you talking about just say it Pam and Jim uh they called you guys Pam and Jim they did all right and that's why I take this personally and Lena who started the nicknames was it a b no it wasn't [Laughter] sorry yeah all of our co-workers okay well I'm glad you were here to clear that up okay that definitely would have been the narrative go ahead please uh but more importantly it's a fact that her relationship with Ethan is scary identical to Michael and Pam's minus any of the creepy [ __ ] is Michael creepy on Pam no there's only maybe a few times a couple times enough for occasion no you're not creepy but I agree with this you do is the fact that her relationship with Ethan is scary identical to Michael and Pam's minus the creep is up thank you for uh making that exception I appreciate that I feel like that there is pretty wholesome there's like one point when his his girlfriend left him and he tried to kiss Pam and she made him drive home in the back seat I do remember that yeah there was just one oh that was brutal I totally forgot about that okay so then let's spell it out like when when the drove Ethan at the hospital late at night because he had pesto poop that did happen yeah Friday night I I couldn't go like five minutes without [ __ ] and I was getting super dehydrated I kept I was just drinking water drinking water and then I started feeling super nauseous so my body wouldn't um take the liquid and my stomach just started getting so full and then I puked a ton of liquid out and that's when I got really into trouble because my body got super dehydrated I started like shaking my heart rate was elevated anyway Lena God bless her took us took me to the uh to the Urgent Care you know oh boy yeah it was just me Ela and the kids and whatever so what what do you think about this analogy yeah Friday night you were quick to agree yeah no I I agree in terms of like Pam's relationship to Michael I would be Pam in that sense in what sense in the relate the in her relation to Michael yeah I'm gonna have to be the assistant okay I'm trying to force you to say something I'm not humiliating about me like share a story no whatever I'll watch this Eddie pulled down his pants and showed you his butt no like no he didn't she didn't know that there was a hole in it I just want to explain real quick I completely understood this story and then I was like oh [ __ ] and I was ready I was trying to cover for you because I I I started to realize that I misunderstood Lena but then you just ended up saying it anyways but I thought she was she told me Teddy walked in on you or she walked in on Teddy as you guys are preparing for this Teddy fresh shoot but I don't I'll I okay I don't know what you're talking about so I'll just watch okay hold down his pants and showed you his butt no like no he didn't she didn't know that there was a hole in it and he turned around and she saw yeah yeah what my ass your son's ass wait when did my mother there was no hole in my son's pants no just Ethan wait I'm so confused no no I'm confused I thought Theo had over one okay maybe I'm wrong then I'm confused dude you you had to know that my abs coming out with my ass out when did we did the photo shoot yeah yeah I didn't know though because I know you gave everyone a warning but I was with Theodore the whole time I was kind of watching him because I was like everybody listen up I'm about to show my ass I wasn't down there look away I just walked in I'm like oh oh okay you know who else Pam walked in on Michael I burning the shorts outside okay well sorry about that oh no no worries I mean I did post a picture on Instagram for the whole everybody but it's different being face to face with it and I I didn't know what's happening at that time just Theodore wanted to see you so I took him into that room and we were like oh so yeah all right get the apology Podium out I swear to God I was like everybody my ass is out Now's the Time I said disclaimer guys everybody knew what was happening now I've sexually assaulted Lina yeah we just did harassment training the other day Ethan what the hell yeah we didn't do that do that I literally was I couldn't have disclosed it more right and I saw you were in the backyard burning the shorts too so I knew it was coming but I didn't know what's going on at that moment God so you came out and saw my fat ass well it's about to be all over Twitter apparently yeah yeah it is it's going to go up on it a whole lot of other people okay Eddie pulled down his pants I see that oh Jimmy Lee okay this is good I like this Jamie Lee's Todd packer I like that okay and then this is Ryan is not a baby and I didn't have time to really put an explanation but I'll just say simply put Michael is obsessed with Ryan I always remember for Ryan Ryan can't stand Michael which does not follow our Dynamic whatsoever well they chant their Dynamic changed later in the no right he still tried to ride for him no he seemed I don't know okay also Ryan treats his significant other like [ __ ] right which you don't definitely don't okay there it is guys AB is not Ryan he is which nobody else got the nod Jim and there it is I would say the most compelling one really is Michael Scott and me there was a lot of receipts there man yeah it took a lot of time there was just a lot of receipts there but okay Abby good job beautiful I I feel like Dan is more like a mix of creed um uh uh Jim Andy Dwight and Aaron if you could combine all those characters and also a little bit of John Luke Picard I was gonna say uh I was gonna say Jonathan Byers Maybe they're all different flavors you're kind of like 11. if you took 11 and then combined it with Pam Jim Aaron Dwight freaking epic and I'm also the doctor from Doctor Who bro and Iron Man all right that was fun thank you guys thank you AB s my pleasure thank you everybody there it is there it is oh there it is oh oh there it is there it is oh so I guess we have um we have to talk about this twitch drama pretty juice pretty juice you have to talk about the Boomer comedian who hates sumers was that did that yield anything good it's pretty annoying right who dug into that one it was like me it was like that was the spiciest line I saw a clip of her on tick tock and I was like man she's annoying he doesn't know her special was uh about all different Generations so she talked about all of them and that was her take on Zoomers okay just that like we have a hard time with a paper map and stuff this was the joke I saw and I was like what the hell he doesn't know how to write a check they don't know how to address an envelope they don't know how to read cursive yeah well that shit's for old people we don't need to do that [ __ ] anymore dummy see I don't know why I'm getting defensive is that the no [ __ ] well listen how to read a paper map they can't get anywhere unless there's a GPS map on their phone all I'm saying is that gen Z takes over the world it's gonna be people okay and then I don't know what the [ __ ] this is but I don't like it then this guy responds and it gets weird here I'll play this right like I saw someone do at it just the first part so I clicked through to find the original and it's includes this guy for some reason and it's very bizarre be able to know how to read your messed up curse of handwriting but at least I know how to get in and out of self-checkout without spending 20 minutes there oh also who the hell got a paper map in 2023 this ain't got damn Yogi Bear this ain't the goddamn 1800s what are you Lewis and Clark who the hell has a paper map at the ready I got a challenge for the Boomers go a whole year being tech savvy and let's see how that works for you yo just first let me help you with you the Zoomers are hitting back watch the [ __ ] out Boomers that's my people dude that's your boy right there oh yeah bro this comes from bone Fork by the way it's me uh in Vatican City accepting the Forgiveness of his Holiness the Pope so good very sweet Pope Philip the first I guess second third I don't know Roman Atwood actually came out with some really spicy wild transphobic clip this one's pretty fun actually in the sense that first of all I haven't heard that name in a long time you guys remember Roman Atwood he was like besties with Fouseytube and he used to do really horrible pranks he was one of the first pranks in the hood guys actually I see and uh then he started making family content which is about to be the great like really popular for a minute but it was always super phony because I know this guy doesn't he's not a wholesome guy you know what I mean like I know that about him the pranks in the hood guy yeah exactly yeah probably not but I used to watch him daily every day so what'd you think about that it sounds it looks like the Vlogs are done the Vlogs were dumb yeah he's doing his podcast now which he's saying I mentioned this before he said something really sassy on his podcast like a year ago too about uh I don't I think abortions and I was like what the [ __ ] he's like very conservative try to pull that up yeah I'll try to find it but he's very yeah that's the part that you didn't see during the vlogs well so he's getting in to a fair bit of trouble right now moving out for like the most out of pocket I cannot believe how I touch people still are on like trans [ __ ] they open their mouth and it's just like wow the [ __ ] here it is um these old school YouTuber if you know him you know him if you don't you don't all right guys 15 million subscribers he was huge well back like I don't know five years ago he was posting a family Vlog every day and was getting like a million views every day maybe more sometimes more so he was definitely crushing it man he was the one that gave it tally his comeback interview after he yeah and and thank God for that yeah nobody's more deserving of a second chance than him oh he's converted to church of Latter-day Saints that's Mormons right yes who converts to Mormonism like a lot of people the only reason you should be a Mormon is because your ass was born isn't it the if you marry into it you convert dude like if your partner why why would you convert into that um well I don't know good uh good networking they are they are really good at networking yeah it's true those guys it's a business decision um I once uh during a religion class we had to go to a a church from a religion we hadn't previously uh been to and I went to a church of Latter-day Saints and the bread they cut up Wonder Bread like white bread and then for the wine it was water just like little cups of water and then the the church texted me for a very long time after that saying Hey Olivia you want to come by uh they're Swoosh yeah I tell you bro those those Mormons are pretty wild I'll be honest nice people but wild so nice they're so nice but that's kind of what makes them so weird great uh great musicals too every Mormon I ever met I've said this before there's quite a few I knew in high school they could they're the most friendliest people you can ever imagine I'll never forget one conversation I had this was a dude I was very friendly with he was super nice and I was curious about his religion because I didn't know a lot about Mormonism I said do you think me as a Jewish person I'm going to hell and he said well he's like well yeah and I was like whoa that's crazy and just it's hard to reconcile because he's like so sweet but also like you're gonna [ __ ] perish and hellfire for eternity that's all that's all Christians well maybe not all I'm sure there's some denominations that think there's a lot there's a lot that share that opinion you're right it's just a wild like also by the way study shows Mormons uh are the fastest growing religious group in the U.S so to ask you a question about who is uh converting to Mormonism A lot of people evidently as a fan of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City those Mormons are oh Wild whenever we talk about burning the witch you know the era where we used to burn the witch right yeah that area never really stopped the type of witch we was burning changed and the nature of burning also changed what about what about a change who's the witch men wow that's buddy that's what he's in men it is so anyway Roman Atwood is getting a ton of backlash for his May 31st episode that was a week ago with his wife Brittany on the topic of the Bud Light controversy with Dylan Mulvaney uh you can you can anticipate a really enlightened take here from Roman Atwood you should put up the uh disclaimer that we disagree with him uh uh let me find that oh right I just look stupid um here I got this disclaimer uh that's not the one we got this uh trying to cry challenge uh uh we got we got this bang on all cylinders here folks I found that clip I was looking for by the way drop it drop it it was about them kind of admitting to belting their kids oh let me hear that yeah I found that while just watching their podcast they're kind of keeping it kind of always catch me and they give you which is super interesting because their whole shtick is like happy family we're the ant would family let's freaking go because they're keeping it kind of like it's disgusting though okay so right here at one minute 24 seconds yeah okay my father used a belt on me yeah now you go to jail for that yeah it's like I'm going to jail that's kind of like an admission right yeah yeah one time we had our uh I mean or do you think it's a joke no I think I could say it's an admission all right is that it well they talk keep talking about it but I think that isn't that kind of like admitting your business yeah I think so no but it's like I'm going to jail oh Brit he's talking about his wife yeah okay I misunderstanding I could I could get you a couple loops but you would always catch me you had it easy though was that his dad father used to build on me yeah now you go to jail for that it's [ __ ] disgusting no but yeah it's like I'm going to jail I mean it's still more common than you probably think at least here I can't speak yeah but in the states more accepted yeah I mean dude literally when I was a kid people were beating their kids yeah I mean lots of my friends growing up I feel like that's that's like a relatively new train of thought that you shouldn't hit your kids yep pretty wild but that's what it is um so I think I'm realizing that that disclaimer is in leftovers uh like that's where we normally sweet Perkins that show the leftovers which is a great show by the way thank you I like that thank you Matt I'm a lot so yeah as Dan cues that up let me know when you've got it and we'll get to our boy Roman Atwood who's fully enlightened on board with modern thinking [Music] Dan is queuing up the overlay that says we fully disagree with this dumbass idiot open [Music] open UMass idiot importing the image [Music] with this dumb ass idiot yeah we fully disagree with this dumb ass idiot idiot idiot and um [Music] drum roll hey all right we got it thank you they used a man trying to be a female to promote beer right an American All-American if you're trigger warning this is like the most ignorant [ __ ] I've heard about trans people in like a decade worse than Matt Walsh well in the sense I think Matt Walsh is trying to be it's probably worse this man's being genuine in this moment I don't even think Matt Wilson Jimmy he just you know what I mean okay it's the ignorance I guess oh man trying to be a female to promote beer right an American All-American if you're gonna use a female why not use a female that was born a female that's capable of birthing children um that wasn't the point of the dude there's plenty of women who who have probably deals with Budweiser yeah it's actually yeah I don't think that's a non-exclusive they don't they don't disqualify each other trying to be a female but this whole notion of it's she's he she's just trying to be a female it's crazy to promote beer right an American All-American if you're gonna use a female why not use a female that was born a female that's capable of birthing children and raising them how the [ __ ] does that have to do with it relevant to the Budweiser commercial I'll tell you what man that ain't no female I'm drinking this Bud Light and no more how about dealing with a period every single month why not just give a woman that position but light would Thrive if they did that so what's the agenda why I'm confused smile more unless you're trans yeah he goes he's doing the trans women are doing Stolen Valor I guess from men because they don't have a period what if they were shooting that commercial and suddenly we needed we needed a baby right then and there what would we do yeah without like what is his point I don't understand the point so he he I think he doesn't think that trans uh do you think is a real thing he thinks the opportunity is being taken away from somebody that's a biological woman right by but the opportunity is the Outreach to the LGBT community right so that is the opportunity and that's why he I and again there are lots of women I'm sure with deals with beer companies this is not one of those things I I think his his thesis seems to be that trans people are not real it's part of an agenda and why are you rewarding this guy who's pretending to be a woman to promote beer right an American All-American if you're gonna use a female why not use a female that was born a female that's capable of birthing children and raising them um how about dealing with a period every single month why not just give a woman that position right but light would Thrive if they did that so what's the agenda Bud Light with Thrive if they only would sponsor a woman if only there was a woman in a Bud Lightroom they would be thriving but yet I wonder why yeah this just happened like two days ago or a week ago I think how long it's like three months ago this [ __ ] Bud Light thing happened they probably moved on to Target yeah you're way behind man we need to be talking are we talking about Bud Light Target's grooming yeah um it's just it's so remarkably ignorant that people are still saying this [ __ ] I'm confused by that why is Woman of the Year not a not a biological One Forever Woman of the Year who's woman of the year yeah this was from May 31st a week ago what one who's woman of the year and also just like no matter what the answer to that is because the answer is most likely you know it's some magazine well it's like who cares Caitlyn Jenner was woman of the year like a decade is that what they were talking about I can't think of any other woman of the year it's just like do we take that seriously do we do we care years ago it was one time can anybody name any other woman of the year who's the most recent woman how many trans women have been named woman of the year I would be pissed that's weird well guess what we're not I'm not you're good you're just you're slapped you're slipped I'll tell you what man if I was a woman I'd be pissed off because that could have been my money this Dylan Mulvaney you stealing my money he's so dumb I mean you could just see his face he looks like a cartoon character he's got like kind of a Gumby ass looking face I would be so pissed like I've seen you sound pissed now and you're not a woman people comparing like um some of the the men women transgender men women I'm getting it all backwards to like doing blackface right is it like literally making fun of women you've heard that I've never heard that that's pretty crazy that's a new one that's a new one to me that's [ __ ] wild ignorant takes I've ever heard of my life so the existence of trans women on its face is an assault should be an insult an attack on women everywhere because they're parroting women by I don't know the goal is to make fun of women I guess that's what it is that's what GPT doesn't have that info uh here's the thumbnail and title of this episode enter at your own risk Christopher Mr Beast Bud Light sells plummet and Target oh they hit them all transphobia super episode I see who's watching this like this is the most UN insightful proudly ignorant unnuanced dumb [ __ ] podcast ever no I'll tell you why it's even worse who's watching that it's his old fans his the young kids bro below below 18 100 I bet they're seriously yeah yeah because what adults gonna stumble upon this guy and like him it's it has to be yeah what kid would watch this this is so much yeah no no I I mean I mean like kids will stumble in because his normal videos he's doing like videos with the old like Vlog members that he did before so people are going to come back and like watching hopefully most people see that he's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] he's just an alien a lot of kids are definitely going to watch that and like just listen to him 100 being trans is like doing blackface that's awesome I would be pissed I would be so pissed like I've seen people comparing like um some of the the men women transgender men women I'm getting it all backwards to like doing blackface right is it like literally making fun of women dude you are so [ __ ] dumb and they're getting their parts and they're getting their roles and they're getting they're beating them in sports what the [ __ ] this man thinks there's an army of trans women taking leading roles that's just Shredder a Charged Alfredo he's taking they're taking the rules they're taking the jobs they're taking our men they're taking our random one-off Bud Light they're taking our Bud Light sponsorship like what the trans women are invading nothing left for the real women I just love the throwing out there they're stealing the women of the year like again it's like I looked at like woman of the year 2022 right last year I mean USA Today names A Woman of the Year Time magazine that should have gone too his world Athletics glamor billboard like it that's just that doesn't mean anything it's just like a meaningless it's it's like it's like the steamies that we do it's like who [ __ ] cares like there's no like Prestige behind it at all so who gives a [ __ ] and like you said it was once like 10 years ago you deserved all of them the woman of the Year Awards it's just who cares I wonder if I want to be here I wonder if he's at a point of irrelevance that he's just like time to grift no I think he genuinely I don't think he I think no I think he believes that but I think he's like well if if you go to the channel I think he does a lot of this [ __ ] well he's he has suppressed those things these like kind of ideas he never talked about it now I think he's too comfortable almost I think he's gone oh yeah that's for sure yeah although maybe this is an opportunity of uh dispelling some ignorance on his part yeah bro that's a topic that just I can't figure out I can't figure it out yeah well you gotta try a little bit I can't but nothing happens awesome right pretty wild there it is Roman Atwood's smile more people trying to think people are saying I care about the steamies okay I didn't mean to disparage the steamies I'm I'm sorry well one we got to do women of the year now we should do it give it to a trans woman but I mean even our audience can admit it's like if let's say silly let's say we had women of the year this year and we gave it to Jeff whittick and then and then 10 years from now you're bringing it up on a podcast about how [ __ ] up that was a decade later that's that's tell you what man that Jeff whittak one woman of the year I'd be pissed okay they taken away our jobs it's like one one it happened once forever ago and two who cares who won this random award I don't know oh oh this is great Roman Atwood smile more put out a pride merge just this year this man I will point out that there is no uh no trans flag on there right I guess that's yeah but I mean it's a pride flag do we need the do is that the new Italy I feel like I mean after seeing that clip it feels intentional to to Omit that does it not pride is not a virtue it seems like it's just trying to [ __ ] make money yeah yeah uh Community it's kind of even more Shameless it's so [ __ ] crazy it's awesome what's with these cups too what's the relation there GQ lead fuel yeah yeah you'd have to be psychotic to drink that garbage you're just from 2015. oh it is okay rip yeah so that's that's great they've gone we've gone backwards so we're regressing yeah we love that uh Team YouTube responded they said hey so sorry you're still experiencing this could you tell us more about what you're seeing feel free to so that this means they have this is what they told me a Week Ago picture [ __ ] is flipped just like I don't know what to tell these people map closes when it happens it happens to everyone watching on the app also my notifications are working so sorry your experiences mind sharing this in our feedback tool I don't know how other ways to tell you guys this yesterday they said we're aware of it oh um yo Terry Joe for Woman of the Year someone said that's so true that's so true or maybe maybe the woman of the year which should be Roman Atwood Maybe I think Roman would love that you should do that women We Are Men so I don't know I don't know what to tell them they they can't they don't know what's happening what screenshot can we send you it just says there's an error and the app closed well if you can provide them any information please do here because uh this isn't getting fixed so weird am I the only are we the only people with this problem how would they not part of it I wonder if it's I hope that Mike didn't pick my voice up cracking no nobody heard that no no no no um I wonder if it's because Apple's updating its software if it has anything to do with it their conference that they're doing right now they just talked about iOS 17 so I wonder if it has something to do with that you mean people need to update their iOS or I'm not sure I've seen people say say update your app I don't know if that's worked for anyone I don't know you know what this twitch it doesn't I don't really care about it what happened what is switch doing they said didn't they already backtrack it love yeah they backtrack pretty hard yeah but they didn't really backtrack fully they didn't like say like sorry we're wrong but you're kind of like uh we we misrepresented what we meant which is I'm curious what you think because here look look at these guidelines this is what I'm showing now yeah open the images okay I'll tell you this burned in audio ads burned in display as burned in video ads are not allowed that [ __ ] has never been allowed on YouTube not allowed on YouTube and I 100 get that right selling ads on the videos now you can't just burn in your own ads now look at the images okay so let's see Logan's logos on stream over there's limited three percent of screen size and that format it's that's permitted so that is permitted with limitation so logos on stream how do you say three this seems like bigger than three percent I think like three percent is three percent is very very small like can you let's let's make cam you can do this let's make a a rectangular screen and then show me what three percent of the pixels are five percent means everything you just make it as an overlay and then I can throw it up yeah because I can do exactly three percent actually wait hold on okay this here one sec this black dot is three percent of a hundred percent of them this this seems needlessly restrictive the three percent that seems stupid to me seems a little goofy right so but let's see yeah so here's three percent this is what I had a feeling they making it look uh reasonable but this is insane you can't you're not gonna even read that what the [ __ ] is it very very tiny like this this is like that's like ten percent well maybe like seven eight yeah something a lot more if it was this size it'd be a lot more reasonable but look at this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] three percent very small five percent that's crazy thank you to our sponsor if you guys could zoom right in there on the three percent there it says uh Verizon so that's insane uh and then they say formats limiter are not allowed and burned ads I get that I 100 understand but I'm curious that has never been enforced on YouTube really right yes it is I got a video removed for that [ __ ] yeah no burned in is literally when you make a when they send you a commercial and you put it in your video but I think what about you talk about burning the wish when have you ever seen that news news channels like uh CNN between [ __ ] they they roll an ad surely that's like pretty common right I don't know CNN does not roll their ads on YouTube and if you're seeing that that's an illegal stream that's somebody else that's just hijacking the uh yeah because a lot of support stuff a lot of esport between the breaks or between rounds they roll ads on almost all Esports tournaments that's different on the Live Crew and that's probably I mean that's gonna ruin Esports yeah tournament they may have had an exception for those companies I don't see those as being the same a burned in ad is when you make a deal with a brand and they say play this commercial and you burn it into your video that's what it is if if you're watching an event and there's sponsors to the event I don't see that as burned in well they definitely use burned in ads on esport tournaments and stuff I've never seen it I've never seen a burn Dad in YouTube I did a a sponsor with a mattress company and we shot it ourselves and stuff and I got the whole [ __ ] video removed it was crazy yeah insert burned in display ads uh burned and well okay display ads streamers may not insert display or banner ads yeah so that one seems pretty ridiculous that's very Broad in the sense that like a lower third is that a banner that's I mean their picture of it sure looks like a lower third I mean so yeah this is like just horribly unclear yeah but the three percent thing is like a joke did you all even think about this before you put the statement out like come on three percent five percent by the way the embargo's pretty much lifted I'll have you know it takes up five percent five percent five percent means everything five percent so I guess everybody is uh rightfully upset about that people got all very up in arms about it they also said have to disclose branded content oh that's not fair you're telling me they have to disclose their brand deals you mean be compliant with the law that's been in place for like 10 years yeah that one's not that one doesn't seem like too much to ask creators cannot promote hateful products or Services illegal products or services certain gambling products weapons Financial Services medical products and political content was this all you allowed before no I think I think they're just reiterating the parts of the policy that already existed when it comes to listing off that stuff um streamers are no longer allowed to insert burned in video ads all branded images need to exist on a streamer's channel page that's crazy that's turning the witch yeah that's burning yeah so uh a lot of people are saying that they're going to leave twitch although they they backed it up really fast yeah wait sorry I'd like to issue a correction I'm sorry um chat was saying it's not three percent of the height and what it's the three percent of the 1920 by 1080. so this is actually a more accurate representation of that that's not three percent what are you talking about I just divided uh 1920 by 1080 dude what do you this is like nine percent I don't know man I'm I'm doing the math wrong I'm not good at math guys right but you either you know this isn't three percent right I did 1920 by 1080. this is like 100 into the screen oh I [ __ ] it up I did 30 oh [ __ ] I'm not good at math guys correct common cam L dude hold on no I'll do the real mad and not an l hold on one sec let me do the real man let the chat get in your head bro I know I didn't want to [ __ ] get up fantastic job not today Donald yeah twitch is really dropping the ball though they really just suck man I don't know what the [ __ ] going on over there uh yeah so they backed it up so everyone's angry but whatever can you just maybe take a look at um otk's uh statement wait twitch is saying they'll charge you 25 for canceling your Twitch affiliate agreement how how are you gonna charge me yeah find me why do you need 25 dollars what the [ __ ] is going on over there if you are we also if they turn a minute terminate it we've decided to drop your contract 25 please what a maintenance they sound like Comcast a maintenance feel reducted from your remaining balance their Manning fee will be less of the accrued programs 25 why do you need 25 [ __ ] dollars what is your financial situation where a couple hundred a couple thousand dollars is gonna [ __ ] make a difference in your bottom line that's awesome that is so petty and [ __ ] and just oh yes it's killing me [Laughter] oh so the otk uh letter what is this well they they were very upset and so they issued the statement um just start reading it let me know what you think just every so often we find ourselves catching unsolicited glimpse of our own reflection chat gbt wrote this this blunt collision with reality serves as a brutal but necessary reminder that our existence while beautiful at times [ __ ] stop okay the website you like did something that you don't like this isn't a time for soliloquies and [ __ ] stop it writing about the nature of existence while beautiful at times is temporal I was I didn't know where you're going with this but you're right this is wild this is totally [ __ ] cracking me and that the decision we made yesteryear [ __ ] who says yesteryear I thought they were trolling but if you read the whole thing they seem mad and look even if they were trolling I mean the the replies are like hell yeah you [ __ ] went off right this is Martin Luther yeah the Declaration well I mean this needs to be performed at the Globe Theater this is some Shakespearean yeah yeah well I mean if these bigger streamers didn't say something though they probably won't have backtrack so no no it I I have no quibbles with the substance of what they're saying and that they're pushing back it's just purely the execution here like what what is this all I'm saying is I [ __ ] ride for us fan that's all I know um that's all that matters me too uh so they says we reflect on decisions we made yesteryear well enough can I get some dramatic music Zach or some kind of Shakespearean [ __ ] or maybe some uh [Music] what's that song Green sleeve yeah oh this is nice it's a little more sad than this temporal and the decisions we made in our yesteryear were inevitably catch up to us despite our very best efforts to the contrary today decisions have cut up quickly yeah let's dance it I have no I agree with them but what is this man what is this like creative writing uh my favorite part is in the I believe it's the last paragraph they make this uh they try and make this analogy or this metaphor and I just really could not I want to read this about what they were trying to go for the backlash you've received today while seemingly specific is the result of what now feels like years of anti-creator policy it's the chickens coming home to roost or in this case the frogs because Pepe frogs the once you name I think frogs is like Chatters I don't know I don't understand the Frog thing or pepper uh the once unique and admirable vision of a Creator first platform now feels like a fading and distant dream change that much well the once unique and admirable vision of a Creator first platform was it ever that you used to I mean was it ever that in the sense like on YouTube you could like do anything and still get monetized well it but then that would because they said it was unique they listed here reductions to Creator subscription Revenue inconsistent moderation policies yep that's a problem girls be lying and attacks on creators abilities to pursue their own independent revenue streams have transformed twitch to one of the least creative friendly Platforms in social media and have undermined the very ecosystem that helped twitch become what it is and unlike in the past these changes come at a time when the live stream in landscape has never been more competitive that's really weird because he's right in a sense or whoever wrote this is right in a sense that it is more competitive than ever and and the response to that is to make worse policies yeah no I I again that's the substance of what's being said in this letter pretty pretty spot on but what this says to me the switch policies and recent uh years is that they are deeply deeply deeply financially insecure they're desperate they're they're fighting for their lives that's the only reason they would be doing this and and by the way how does I don't see twitch being a huge Revenue maker you know almost all the money they make I don't get it I but I think they're they're broke they must be broke they're not broke because they have Amazon backing them but they but I I would believe that they're hemorrhaging money yeah Amazon's backing them but like they're like a big law it may not be working and you see kicking all these dumb ass new ones they're good they're they're gonna go the same route even faster trust me on that um W that's the only way this makes sense uh make no mistakes the days of twitch holding sway over live streamers are coming to an end Insurgent platforms are on the rise short form content has seizure to gen Z market share For the First Time The Very creator of the elevator your platform by building your largest and most threatening competitors [Music] yeah that's a little silly talking about steak talking about kick that just made like a month ago with gambling money if twitch continues to erode the anatomy and livelihoods of the millions of streamers who call their service home I know there's not a million people making a living from this maybe at most five thousand that's more than that probably millions of people making their no I don't think so income from twitch yeah five thousands a lot I thought that was lost I was curious with five thousand dunkard I don't know if there's any info on that love on how many people uh their full-time jobs they think it's 5 000. I items a little bit too much yeah you think that's high now I'm saying it's too much right yeah yeah yeah he's saying that's too much they're talking on Twitch only are they yeah they're not talking about twitch I'm talking about full-time streamers so yeah it does sound a little bit high so that's what I'm saying wait you're my number or their number five thousand so I'm sorry you said yeah okay so let's even be generous and say it's five thousand that's how I don't understand how they're making money in the sense that you have only 5 000 people driving your whole [ __ ] business that makes no sense this is not enough yeah here's three percent by the way okay so we crunch the numbers so it's quite it is quite small it's a little a little bit bigger but it's still very very small stupid needlessly small you know that's just for the logo though I think if you're doing yeah I gotta say that looked like a fairly appropriate size for uh I regulate it it's done I mean it's dumb yeah I don't know why it matters that's too small in my opinion I would make it maybe it's slightly bigger give it give it you know you know what would be perfect you know that is everything it takes that five percent a lot of streamer has like a a like an animated thing where it gets swapped out so it promotes like every of their kind of organizations brand uh deals if that makes sense five percent more trust like a little screen that swaps out and it needs to be bigger than that usually to be able to see the ads the ads and the policy and stuff that goes on Twitch is definitely Wild West compared to what I'm used to on YouTube like people are out there like you said love like just ads sponsors on the screen all the [ __ ] time uh it's pretty gnarly it's like NASCAR I mean yeah so it is a lot but um just last week otk concluded our new show elevated uh in partnership with Allied and Progressive on June 10th otk will host our Sega annual games Expo these shows as well as other community favorites cannot exist under the suffocating canopy of these new branded guidelines small streamers who rely on their okay they always go oh it's about the small streamer whatever small streamers who rely on their once a month hello fresh sponsorship cannot pay their bills under these new guidelines and the aspiring Creator who has yet to press the go live button cannot do so in confidence simply put the new branded guidelines in the philosophy behind them needed to change but to Rolling this is the good part yeah but rolling back policy is not the intention of this letter like the car window you pass by on your way to work see that's already starting off rough yeah that doesn't spark me anything read the second half of them like the car window you pass by on your way to work we simply ask that you pause and reflect that makes no fun that is so bad it was driving me nuts yesterday I read it like five times and I was discussing with Cam and Ian I was trying to like interpret the only thing okay what I came up with I know what they mean you say what you think they mean so sometimes when you're I would think like when I'm going to school or something you walk by you see a car you want to check how you look in the reflection of the window right so yeah I was picturing like you're stuck in traffic and you look at the car next to you and you see a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of I've never done neighboring car and then it like all of a sudden you kind of have like a like a introspective Montage happened to you or you're reflecting on your life up to that point and how did I get here yeah it only works I feel like in the situation of people who are like 12 to 17. well that probably is there like the car window you pass on your way to work oh but they said way to work so they're excluding the kids right on your way to work yeah because I mean I drive to work I think most people drive to work and the other thing is like the way it's structured like the car window that you pass by on your way to work we simply ask that you reflect on like the windows the one reflecting which obviously makes no [ __ ] sense right like that like you're trying to come up with another way to say um mirror they're like what's a poetic way like the window not poetic real quick which again agree with this letter I just want to make make it clear I'm not criticizing their uh their overall message here but um yeah I mean was this just chat GPT and they just like write an eloquent letter and this was the dog [ __ ] they're like they're like let me put this part in let's go like the car window you pass by on your way to work Dan can I get Alfredo cam real quick oh awesome absolutely hey there he is they make it sound like there's one specific car window that we all know right you guys all know that one car window we all pass by on work well we ask you to pause and reflect you didn't finish the the metaphor right or the analogy whatever the [ __ ] have you ever knelt down at a fresh spring as the snow gently melts and a waterfall filling it from all the throughout from the year before have you ever knelt over in the end you're gonna have to break some comprehend have you ever knelt over to get a sip of the fresh spring water only to catch yourself gazing back [Music] reflecting deeply is that really me that who I am we asked we ask you to do like that and pause and reflect in the spring water have you ever have you ever gotten on the scale naked in the morning and saw your tiny penis reflected back at you on the scales the glass the glass from the scale we ask you to pause and reflect like your tiny penis on the scale uh refl they continue reflect on your Origins as a platform reflect on your current position now you go there and most of all reflect upon the role that Creator I I don't care whatever and also in their effort to sound very eloquent at the end here um did they intentionally sort of pull their punch because they straight up say the intention of this is not to ask you to roll back the policy no they're texting you to reflect it's a little just reflect kind of kind of weak it is kind of weak it's a little weak because on Twitch they were like we're gonna leave if you don't we're going to war and they're like we're not actually asking you to do anything just reflect other than reflect in a car window on your way I don't think that was actually their intent I think just they got a little lost in the uh fluffy language and can you have chat GB team right nah whatever yeah okay so love sent me an example of a burned in ad okay let's take a look was this on this was on this um well valran streams their stuff on Twitch so I think it was original okay so this is what looks like a Red Bull commercial you skipped it I just went back a tiny bit yeah you so I can see how it goes yeah [Music] Red Bull gives you wings that's definitely a burned in ad oh yeah a lot pretty much all Esports kind of uh tournaments it does that kind of stuff I mean maybe not a lot on YouTube here it is do they make an exception for competitive events because it's so integral to pretty much all sports is having sponsors like that maybe there's a carve out in the in the terms of service for that kind of thing probably not I would sure well who knows but I think YouTube probably does because you think about all this live events on there that have yeah ads like that I don't know I mean I said also a lot wigs uh chess chess tournament for example had burned in stuff I tried to find some I didn't but yeah I see that a lot on Twitch specifically well clearly the announcement was insanely broad yeah and not explained enough is this a real comment thank you for your reflection or is that a Cameron special who sent this he didn't drop that no that's true that's real thank you for the reflection I think it really good well they did it they reflected so hard so yeah they actually put out another statement just about an hour ago which uh that was a screenshot of so that's probably not even the doc because it happened after we went live today oh so what does that one say yeah could somebody drop their uh their their latest statement this not this one no that is the latest one so I'll read this yesterday I think there's more to the thread but yeah it's fine well yesterday we released a new brand of content guidelines that impacted your ability to work with sponsors to increase your income and streaming these guys ended up bad for you and bad for twitch what the [ __ ] removing them immediately so they back down I mean but why they go yeah these are bad for you and twitch really you just really well I guess they're acknowledging that it's like if everybody [ __ ] quits the platform because of our stupid policy then then that's bad for us too right the sponsorships are critical to streamers growth and build your earned income we will not prevent your ability to enter into direct relationship with sponsors you'll continue to own and control Your sponsorship business we want to work with our community create the best experience on Twitch and to do that we need to be clear about what we're doing and why we're doing it okay whatever so all's will that ends well got nothing to do with me we're on YouTube baby yeah I love you too at our own set of problems it's true but at the end of the day YouTube is the best it is uh I know we've passed this but just a side note Roman Atwood I mean he has an old video where he does blackface and pretends to be a rapper called little chimp ew whoa little chimp yeah can you drop that in you have a video or something I mean probably shouldn't play it but I want to watch it I want to watch I bet there's a lot of weird takes on Romana twins podcast if because if you deep if you make a deep dive in it because I've watched a little bit and I've seen Saucy stuff just from what I've seen if you if you go back and look at his pranks in the hood they are very racist the premise the whole thing is super super racist and all the comments are super super racist um all right I'm gonna open this I'm gonna watch it yeah man music video night see what's on dirty baby mamas sitting at home trying to get a seat on this parking cone little champ records wow that was so unnecessary that was wild I get a seat why don't I could show that well whatever just him in blackface yeah I mean we got it yeah you know what it is well there it is it's 4 30. um hopefully I don't have kovid I'll keep testing so I guess I mean you probably have to check in with Hassan to see if tomorrow is happening or not I just I don't see how I don't get it that's kind of why I'm thinking I mean I'm vaccinated and all that [ __ ] so maybe there's just a chance that I mean listen it's like anything can happen and I hope that you don't get it obviously because it's not a fun experience to get super sick but uh we've had we were talking about it before the show like we've had the most bizarre incidents with amongst the crew here of like getting it and not getting it cam was living with love that's yeah and we drove in the same got covered and it was like coveted positive in like the same room as love for like weeks at a time love did not get sick and then the other one that I always think of is when hondar came in after his fight with a b and he was with all of us he was giving us hugs like Yo dude he sat next to you for the entire interview next day finds out that he's Kobe positive lets us know the only person that gets sick is [ __ ] Ian who sits furthest away in the room from hondar it's just like the man is just cursed sorry and but uh as somebody know is this the point being is just like who the [ __ ] knows like you it seems like you probably should get it sitting next to somebody who's positive for an hour Hassan's about to travel to Japan that'd suck for him to get covered yeah I'll talk to him tonight Ethan's lawyer who is with all day yesterday at the Ryan Kavanaugh thing in the tiny room in a tiny room for like eight or nine hours let him know this morning that uh he's positive so so that's why most of the crew isn't here if you missed the beginning that's why we have the council and me and ab are here but messed up and staying away from I'm afraid to get the kids sick and I really don't know what to do about that because basement time no because either just came out I can't yeah I know but yeah that's just not fair I don't think heel is down for that yeah [ __ ] my baby but she's like well I spent the whole I we slept together the whole night so if you have it I have it I don't know if I that I don't know the last time when we all got coveted was hell dude both the kids Bruce was newborn and he had a the craziest fever dude that was horrible man horrible the the one tip I think kind of saved me when I was with Cam was we had all our windows open all the time it's just like pretty much Outside Inside yeah that helps a lot but but when we were driving together yeah that's just crazy that's so bizarre it just it doesn't you know just your immune system was having a good day that day or that week apparently was fighting fight them off yeah yeah who knows well um yeah I'm I'm mostly scared about getting the kids sick and I don't know what to do about that I don't know if there's anything to do but I'm really scared about that that'd just be horrible Frick man it's all falling apart it's cursed and we have guests on Friday as well so that's yeah let's see maybe I don't have it maybe you don't have it but um I am just when I found out about this the first thing that goes through my mind is we have our live show in like two and a half weeks and I do not want everybody getting sick going into the week of that because it's going to be a very stressful uh busy time for us as it is the last live show I was sick as [ __ ] and it was horrible half the crew was it was horrible yeah and then our vacation was right after it and so we went into vacation with like half the crew super sick and so I don't want to do that this time so trying to play it yeah this time it's the live curse I was sick last live show too like completely unrelated obviously I was home right right and now I'm sick again I'm sick now too like really really horrible oh no this is like energetically align with us dude yeah yeah I agree I don't uh let's let's you know what I mean let's keep it let's keep it going let's keep it strong oh by the way vacation did we so we decided right we're doing Bahamas at the end in January during our break oh right I guess we didn't let the audience know after much debate and back and forth and I think I think we found a way for everybody to go I hope I think almost everybody is going to be able to make it yes because we're gonna when we go on vacation in the winter the first week off will be the week of Christmas and so everybody's gonna go do Christmas with their families and everything yeah and then the week after early January we're gonna go to the [ __ ] Bahamas yo it's gonna be awesome yeah it's happening oh yeah I'm excited that's gonna be awesome all right guys I gotta go uh thank you everyone for being here I will announce on our social medias what's going on tomorrow and Friday so uh take a look ether you do for a booster shot I must be I haven't gotten the booster shot or if I did it was a long time ago but I'll like yeah I don't know actually R Kelly um good night everybody we'll see ya hopefully probably not tomorrow just being real I don't that's probably not gonna happen because I don't think Hassan wants to risk it but hopefully we'll see you guys on Friday if I'm not positive by Friday I feel like that's pretty maybe 30 in the clear right I maybe I don't want to be the one to say yeah and then get everyone sick so all right see you guys have a good night have a good night

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Length: 201min 5sec (12065 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 07 2023