We Get Trashed For St. Paddy's Day - After Dark #98

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in America I don't know anything about Irish culture except that they drink that's it it's like nobody cares here about the Irish like you got people out here at the end of the year you got people who probably didn't even know Ireland was a country and they're walking around with four leaf clovers green and getting getting pissed on on Guinness yeah I guess that's kind of like the beauty of the year the beauty of humanity yeah it's like all the stuff like of all the holidays that we care about St Patrick's Day you know and it's so big here it's huge every frat house every Young Person's house around the country is draped in green baby whatever is he doing a little Jamaican before these plovers man of the year I don't even know what you're saying give me that the four leaf clovers okay that's the eye look look at the Irish yes little I say leper cards and pots of gold it's being pointed out that neither of you are wearing green I know oh wow that's epic oh you did it in school if you weren't wearing green you would get harassed people would pinch you and harass you it's like why all of a sudden everybody cares about the Irish also all of a sudden everybody's okay with pinching each other it is so painful it's amazing Nails yeah it's violent yeah it's a violent holiday so this is it so when we honor the Irish we we are committing acts of violence and getting belligerently drunk I dressed like my favorite alcohol Rose okay Rose because we Rose all day okay Queen pop off nice I'm half Irish by the way my mom's Irish are you really what yeah not even wearing green I am not even wearing it up is your mom like full-blown Irish uh she has some German in her as well but predominantly Irish but you don't even drink so you lose 25 right yeah that's true yeah that doesn't work out bro I wonder what do the Irish think of Lucky Charms they think they're magically delicious because like if you that's like kind of racially insane why because if you if like imagine in Ireland they had like the Jews gold oh I'm the little juice gold find me Jewish gold like it's insane it's like I'm a little leprechaun find the marshmallows at the end of the rainbow So Lucky Charms come in Jamaican again yeah it's a leprechaun and the Lucky Charms is like an Irish like stair like Trope I had no idea luck of the leprechaun I don't even think the Irish people care about St Patrick's Day to be honest with you I don't even think it's a big holiday over there is that right yeah that's my understanding that's right that's how I feel learning about like American Jews like it's very different from people in Israel like you guys do Hanukkah so big here and I feel like Israel people don't care about the minor holiday it's like yeah okay whatever that's very nice you know that is very interesting so who is say oh I was going to say you know it it doesn't surprise me because Irish people get pissed drunk every night and tap dance and Riverdance and [ __ ] they don't do that that's very racist they just riveted off their way down respect our Irish fans that's how they put themselves to bed at night I'm trying to make a point in that why are we what's with the Irish phobia aerophobia um here Emma said literally no one in the UK cares so so this is a uniquely American thing it's so awesome yeah it's pretty much an American holiday at this point people are pointing out it's like Cinco de Mayo for Mexicans uh no I'm Cinco de Mayo is big in Mexico but is it though like the way it's big here oh well I thought what is Cinco de Mayo The Day of the Dead that's the day we have a lot of uh Mexican viewers no that's the okay so they say yeah you remember the anniversary of Mexico oh it's Mexican Independence I don't think it even is well if you're reading something but but you're right we go [ __ ] we love other people here in L.A you're right and Cinco de Mayo we pop off it's tequila all around I mean it is a cool one I love all the art that goes with it Americans only celebrate the fun ones they don't celebrate Ramadan or anything they're they're like yeah yeah you guys don't do Yom Kippur do you the Jewish American they do I observe that yeah you do yeah you fast not well but I observe it I acknowledge it I acknowledge it hey it happened I mean no a lot of you do I mean I know you like no water no brushing your teeth fast not that's hardcore that's what it is yeah I know electricity no NADA no brushing your teeth hell no because it's got water in your mouth yeah oh the a lot of people cheat but these these people go a day without drinking water I'm like yeah that's the hardest part keep that [ __ ] God wants me hydrated yeah but who what did Saint Patrick even do like what's so good dope about St Patrick he kicked all the snakes out of Ireland that's pretty dope snakes what's wrong with snakes I don't know there's Satan or something I don't know um I think the big thing to know about St Patrick's is uh St Patrick's St Patrick is uh he was not Irish right he's the Apostle of Ireland he was Roma Romeo Romano British why does it lie he was a bishop in Ireland right the patron saint of Ireland and other Patron States whatever who cares about the other ones um Patrick was never formally canonized so what the [ __ ] wait what that's pretty wild he lived before the first laws of the Catholic church in these matters he's a poser he's not canon he he no he he was a saint before it was cool to be oh he's like a hipster fan yeah extended Universe Christian so what did he do what why why do we care let's see life let's see he was born at the end of the Roman rule in Britain his birthplace is unknown fascinating um he let's see he blah blah blah there's a Roman town known as this name I'm not going to attempt okay so here it is according to the confessions of Saint Patrick at the age of 16 he was captured by a group of Irish Pirates from his family's Villa they took him to Ireland where he was enslaved and held captive for six years Patrick writes in the confessions that the time he spent captivity was crucial to his Spiritual Development he explains that the Lord had mercy on his Youth and ignorance and afforded him the opportunity to be forgiven his sins and convert to Christianity while in captivity he worked as a shepherd and strengthened his relationship with God by [ __ ] sheep and I know sorry that wasn't in there uh through prayer actually through prayer which led him to convert through Christianity after six years captivity he heard a voice telling him that he would soon go home and that the ship would be ready fleeing his Masters he traveled to a port 200 miles away where he found a ship bro I don't care tell me what he did for God he uh after sustained they cut her well wild wild boar uh he revealed I saw he says recounts of vision he had after returning home I saw a young man as it were from Ireland his name was Victorious and he carried many letters and he gave me one of them I read the I read the heating the voice of the Irish as I began the letter I imagined in that moment that I had heard the voice of those very people who sat near the woods of folklit apples that's not your ID they cried out we appeal to you holy servant boy come and walk among us so God uh said walk among them whatever the [ __ ] that means Legend here's his life so much this is the good stuff here's the Legends Legend credits Patrick with teaching the Irish about the doctrine of the Holy Trinity by showing people the Shamrock a three-leafed plant he used to teach them about the Holy Trinity what's up now dude okay that's fire the earliest written version of the story is given by the botanist Caleb threck held in 1726 whatever in the Pagan Ireland three was a significant number and the Irish had many triple deities the fact that may have aided Patrick and his evangelicalization efforts he also kicked out all the snakes you guys are right why do you do that it was a little bit overboard let me ask you this is there still snakes in Ireland now because he could he's like no the famously no snakes in Ireland the British government in Northern Ireland oh [ __ ] here we go here we go wait are you you're serious Ireland was well known to be a land without snakes there you go and this was noted as early as third Century but later Legend credited Patrick with banishing all the snakes from the island this man did it he said no more goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane the earlier text mentions an Irish saint is that is that really saintly to just Slaughter animals the earliest right you want to do you want to do me a favor get rid of all the mosquitoes that that'll that's impressive you know that would be a man to work [ __ ] or a woman yeah whoever can get that done the earliest writings about Patrick raiding Ireland of snakes over Jacqueline of furnace in the late 20th century says Patrick chased them into the sea after they attacked him during his fast so they attacked him and he said I'm chasing all these [ __ ] snakes into the oceans in the entire Island all attacked him okay so I guess that's about it though the man just killed a bunch of snakes that's really all it takes okay doesn't seem like a lot so um the one thing that stands out to me though the most about the St Patrick's Day in particular is you have this drink that's very popular here in America it's called The Irish car bomb and much like the um leprechaun imagery this one is like just straight up insane thing to call a drink because they had like a really bloody Civil War and they're blowing up cars and killing people and it was like a horrific time and here we are doing Irish Car Bomb it's like politically charged it's insane right I mean the Irish people must not love that title of that drink I had a friend that went to Ireland and he asked for one at a bar and he got kicked out of the bar for it [Music] cancel that drink so they know about it or were they just like dude what's wrong with you they know about it and they're not fans why so why is it a drink here it's it's like not just a drink here it's like a popular drink it's the drink yeah this is so weird oh they're trying to Rebrand it as the Irish Slammer is that right that cocktail's name refers to a decade-long period of violence in Northern Ireland the tensions are deeply rooted in the history of Ireland and its colonization by Great Britain I should call it the juicer the Irish juicer so that's kind of crazy to me it's like calling like making a drink like the the you know the the train to Auschwitz or something it's like what why are we doing that so actually hey Gabe hold on one sec there I see you're enjoying uh uh St Patty's Day as well as we are um so our segment we planned today we took that and ran with it we says if we're going to make offensive drinks about Ireland that we're going to make offensive drinks about everybody and so we've made cocktails with the most offensive things we could uh think of and we're going to be slamming them and getting trashed on uh political incorrectness yes yes yes um can I propose to the Irish people I don't know if they have one but I think there should be a cult day where like can you imagine if everybody wore a killed skirt s are badass bro they're so cool because I want to wear a kilt right I like that they figured out like well I want to have a breezy fun time and clothing so they figured that out for the guys my uh my mom's side of the family is Scottish um which are also very famous for their Kilts and I went to Scotland and found like the the family pattern because the Kilts are actually all the patterns on them are specific to different Clans so I found we're McKays so I found the McKay Clan Kilt but a real like a legit one yeah thank you it was like over a thousand dollars over a thousand dollars and and this was oh six ish so it's probably no idea it was like from like authentic uh sheep's wool from the highlands of Scotland and everything I'm sure but like the really legit crazy I couldn't afford it nope I guess I'm not doing that I wonder if they sell them like second hand probably yeah I guess I it yeah Tartan right that's what it's called right so Gabe I see you're celebrating St Patrick's Day is this a big holiday for you oh no I'm [ __ ] up oh you're already drunk I had six glasses of beer this morning holy [ __ ] Bro oh um okay correction Kyoto Scottish not our Irish oh [ __ ] exactly it's not a day yeah I looked it up they do wear it in Ireland though can I still propose that day yeah yeah I'll tell you something though when I was in college everyone was trying to be like cool and hip and like Trailblazers and there was a guy who I was friends with who started wearing like a kill yeah like he didn't wear underwear so this man was his [ __ ] dick and balls was constantly on display and that wasn't cool that part I didn't like about it [Music] Kilts are definitely part of Ireland's culture many consider that the Irish first played bagpipes and the Scots first war kills okay so it's a little collaboration yeah Gabe um what does St Patrick's Day mean to you it means green and celebration time to get [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up day yes [ __ ] oh hey Gabe why why do we celebrate St Patrick's Day do you know anything about the holiday oh I guess it's like an excuse to just drink yeah it's an excuse to drink there you go we don't we don't care about the Irish do we gave I don't think so we just wanted to know yeah and that's it where you guys are out in public getting trashed I like that shut up their backyard wait really that looks like you have a beautiful bathroom yeah looks like a beautiful backyard or something are you guys really in the backyard it's on the backyard show in the backyard damn it looks nice back there huh yep not very good reception though I'll tell you yeah [Laughter] oh my God I can listen to my balance oh yeah Gabe you got started early my dude I love that for you but that's how we honor the Irish and that's why um that's why we care about the Irish we honor that I bet America has a little bit of Irish in US absolutely but it is all right look when it gets tiny Amen brother amen amen hey I would look at the Irish [ __ ] listen the Irish [ __ ] ride this rainbow into my dick [ __ ] ride the green choke it your ass is green [ __ ] hey [ __ ] yeah hey guess what happy Saint Patrick's Day there's green slime coming out the tip of my dick baby [Music] green boogers off my nose and put it in your mouth hey do you know how to Riverdance Gabe the river down [Music] that's great sounds sick Nick yeah there it is let's see the river dancing Gabe you know how to do it you got to keep your arms stiff by your side and kick the legs you know what I mean [Laughter] yeah I don't know the pixelation I'm loving it man all right Gabe we're not getting great reception but I can tell you're having a good St Patrick's Day and that's all that matters if you kill any snakes kill them for me or if you see any snakes make sure you kill them for us okay you don't want to get bitten by snakes hell no not today brother Gabe Gabe are you are you smoking a Kuba Kuba cigar that's an acid Blondie yeah acid yeah that's a flavored cigars those are strong the the the the dark ones the strong ones can make you throw up oh nauseous hell no not on this day is this your first time trying a cigar I smoked cigar several times huh not the first time all right Gabe have fun man thanks for the call uh thanks for calling in nice to hear from you happy St Patrick's Day [ __ ] Baby [ __ ] Patrick's Day [ __ ] [ __ ] snakes baby snakes snakes yeah for real how do we feel about snakes Gabe well I wouldn't want to get bitten by one hell well said my brother all right happy uh Happy Luck of the Irish Stadium okay stay out of trouble all right enjoy God bless you foreign [Applause] how many snakes has he killed today that's what I want to know I've killed 11 snakes today brother and I wrote them into a different Island now we're like totally embracing an island brought up a different colony of the British killed seven snakes today I rolled it up because I smoked two snakes in the morning Lucky Charms and I smoked two snakes at night as if this holiday like was already making so much sense now let's just take it even further right so yeah St Patrick's Day has always been a bit of a mystery to me to be honest as a Jewish person too like I got I I got like most people like yeah I got a little Irish little nickels and dimes or whatever I got nothing well a lot a lot of my friends were like half Irish or Irish and their parents would like have the leprechauns be at their house when they got home from school and I'm like why don't I get that my mom's like you're Jewish but they had like somebody went over dress up no no I like like the way that Santa will like kind of stop the kids they would leave like green Footprints yeah um but I'm like I want that they're like no you're Jewish you don't get that you'll get that yeah you don't get green Footprints we're not cool you don't get fun holidays right well we're here to celebrate and like I said we've got a whole slew of the most offensive cocktails we could think of but first I'm pretty sure Ela you've never had an Irish Car Bomb so here's what it is well aren't we rebranding no actually I want to call it there is I think there is like an official like PC name for it isn't it like Irish blast or uh smash Irish Slammer Slammer so people are trying to Rebrand it because yeah there's carbons is there another can we even do like a more offensive name take it the other direction no that's kind of already as bad as it gets it's like it'd be hard to talk it would be hard you'll be hard to top that right so we yeah so you said don't attempt so it'll be too hard so Ela we have a Guinness beer love okay and then this is um what is this called what is this oh it's Bailey's an Irish whiskey it's Bailey's which is like a you know what Bailey's is it's like a tasty thing right it's like alcoholic cream yeah because they're such degenerate alcohols they need [ __ ] alcohol in their coffee creamer right so you drop it in effect stop I'm telling everybody I mean come on dude it's all in the holiday I'm just celebrating Irish St Patrick's Day you're not celebrating them by calling them all degenerate drunks it's a holiday what the [ __ ] I didn't do it but apparently it's not they don't even celebrate it they're actually leprechauns they're not they're not real what the Americans are the drunks we're the drunk DeGeneres yeah okay so you you drop it in like violently and then you have to chug it and the thing is it gets really disgusting if you don't drink it fast it starts to curdle this is not for me and when I was a kid I couldn't do it because I wasn't good at drinking alcohol I think I'm better at it now okay so drop it in like this okay there we go this one's for Bobby Sands for the Irish I just taste goodness it's yummy so you can see how it's curdling wow such a foul drink I think it's great it's [ __ ] good [Music] chug in that I think that's the first time in my life what the hell I've actually finished the Irish chug this whole cup first time in my life can I get a towel or something yes I've come a long way you know I don't drink alcohol pretty much ever um somebody was wondering if I should drink I'm totally fine to drink I am not pregnant and I'm like I'm actually in between because I'm done doing the stuff they took out the eggs so now I can like ruin my body real quick and then fix it real quick you have about two weeks before you're pregnant so that's pretty cool that's actually pretty cool that you know yeah so let's go hard you know in college I was thank you I was not a great drinker and it's kind of embarrassing in a way like not that I wanted to go it's embarrassing not that I wanted to get trashed but like you don't want to be someone who doesn't handle their alcohol good I wasn't puking but I would get super nauseous that's like stupid pressure to put on yourself like bro you need to be a good Drinker I I it is a thing it's so stupid you don't get any respect I feel like women don't get that like yeah obviously we're gonna drink bad and puke and I'll do all that stuff you know that's like what all my friends would do well I think because I had such anxiety in throughout College my stomach was always in turmoil so I would drink and it would always feel super nauseous like even after one beer so it's nice to be able to prove to the world hey friends from college if you're watching I can do it [ __ ] you that was very impressive thank you man I feel like I'm redeeming myself for all those years of being a [ __ ] drinker but also like who cares if you're a [ __ ] drinker right but it you wouldn't understand Neil I'm here to correct it well a lot of times I would want to get drunk and hang out with my friends but I literally couldn't drink enough alcohol because I was definitely on a puke like I couldn't get it down so I'm drunk you know hey um actually I remember that when we first met oh yeah now I'm having a memory or like people wanted to do shots and you're like I can't do it I knew if I did it okay which sucks because I wanted to get drunk it was like really hard for me to get drunk but it's really not a big deal well I just wanted to have fun and it was hard because I was how the [ __ ] are you not drunk I just I've only had one drinking Stars you know just started today uh so that was great I'm actually already feeling that tingling forcing through my veins that's a whole Cup on that Irish Buzz man that was awesome I can sip on this the cream tastes good yeah okay good there you go that was very nice I could I could do another Irish Car Bomb but we have more cocktails to try we have other and more shows to do and more milk yeah we're only 28 minutes in actually speaking of which we're almost at break time good idea let's thank 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it's just super common and you never even think about it you look into the origin like oh my God yeah I'm still trying to unpack the pack so so when England was colonizing Ireland yeah so beyond the pale references an area where the Irish ruled themselves outside of the English area the pale being the English so they're like the Savages so yeah especially Beyond The Pale means it's just like unimaginably horrible yeah you've gone too far very interesting little bit of trivia there thank you yeah and lesson it's quite funny too because we were talking about this term [ __ ] and how that's super [ __ ] up and all of us know yeah oh God Mouse I said five gifted thank you says Ethan here you go finish another drink turn up oh JJ what are you doing it's Friday baby AJ what are you doing to me you know um the term gypped I still hear like regularly and I don't know I don't know yeah I think most people are just ignorant yeah I don't know what the correct thing to do one time I was like you know I don't think you're supposed to say that and she was like really you say Gypsy stands for gyps from Gypsy yeah so yeah Whoopi Goldberg said it the other day and she had apologize for it yeah oh wow yeah an old timey moment whoopsy Daisy so it's like things are catching up you know we started with like restarted that's a big one it's obvious and then we're working our way down to like the uh more obscure offensive yeah yeah right right we're working our way through the uh colloquials here in the English language yeah thank you uh moose eyes for five gifted subbies go [ __ ] love that oh by the way we are finishing up Dan the producer origin story lore for tomorrow who is Dan the producer where did he come from yeah we've never imagined I would have an origin story he came from Heaven well one of the clips we were joking about how we should have a montage because you'd only been there for two months right you were like passing Dan montage we actually do have a Dan Montage now it's been a long time honestly it's so fun to go through and look for all the all the old clips especially with crew members so crazy we have like history now it's kind of yeah it's really wild so we did the Irish Car Bomb so here we're going to invent a couple of our drinks now okay I liked that drink I gotta say and that was I didn't it's a good one yeah I did enjoy that so are you ready for uh the number two drink Sam and this is doesn't offend the whole nation but it does defend one person and they do say uh to save one man is to save the world in this case we're killing one man everybody says that the world yeah it's like a Jewish saying isn't it uh save to save one person is to save the whole I don't know save one person save the world Someone Saved Me are you quoting are you quoting the television show Heroes no no save the cheerleaders save the world coming to mind listen bro I got it it's a Jew it's a um it's a Jewish tradition it's a the saying is whoever Saves a Life Saves the World okay yeah actually no thank you so much Sam that looks that looks really nice save one life save the entire world no whoever said [ __ ] there was like a more poetic way to say it whoever saves me yeah it was in Schindler's List yeah Dan what I was being anti-semitic I already admitted it I apologize you gotta make a drink yeah so so you go so we're doing the inverse of that okay so you want to tell us about our cocktail here the sneak of cocktail Sam uh it is some Pina Colada mix coconut puree and a shot of rum wow okay but Ethan I'm sorry but you're not allowed to eat or you're not allowed to drink that at the table I'm gonna have to ask you to step off okay sure yeah so it is okay Ela you go right ahead you get to stay yep hell yeah what's with the cover that's your seedless you just put this here oh yeah you're coming it's not part of the bed you could give them part of the experience you could like Splash it a little bit or something that's horrible so we drink there seems to be white chunks floating in this huh the coconut puree yeah it looks like semen a little bit jacket off ew why'd you say that I think it's supposed to right Sam she's not here at the moment copy that just drink it I see oh I got it it's foul strong it is strong what's in this again milk you know what's in there gotcha Pina Colada mix coconut puree how much rum is in here girl coming in white rum this is a tough one it's hard to swallow I know it's hard I had one look at Ila I had ELO took three soups sips and I had to leave the room laughs Eli can you do something like this like yeah I want to [ __ ] drink the [ __ ] out of this drink can you do like that like you're cooking me make love to the cocktail you did not prepare me for this yeah you're you didn't you missed the snake maybe oh it's nice sorry this is horror I don't know we're supposed to get some heads up yeah I usually prepula on the segments but not this one I love this drink oh my God it is so strong though this is really hard say something like say something like get the [ __ ] over here cocktail but that talk put that cocktail in me say like that we needed to be one more drink in for me to be that way you don't have to you don't have to emote just say get that cocktail in me you can do that [Laughter] [Music] yo guys so I went to this motel with my girl and we were drinking this cocktail okay and listen I knew we were going there to drink right I knew that but I don't like alcohol that much I thought we'd be smoking weed and I saw her drinking that cocktail and she just loved it way more than I expected she would I was there to get high but she got trashed and I it was making me very uncomfortable bro I didn't know what I got myself into oh yeah let me get that cocktail in me foreign [Applause] [Laughter] he did this to himself you know well now you can tell him you sympathize right I know how it feels Sam I want to tell you with peace and love this is the worst drink I've ever had I think that's the intent it's supposed to be strong tough to swallow yeah right literally another type of milk dude it is so wild dude really I don't mind no it's not that violence strong okay wait was all of ours mixed together yeah it's all one big vat is that right Sam or did you mix it in each drink separately oh no there was I made two batches and I mixed it up in big jars because this is like straight rum with like chunks of Jizz In It Well I noticed when I when I poured it it started separating the rum was coming to the top and the puree was kind of sinking so well that's good because that's what happens when you put juice in water like solidifies that's what clogs drains people yeah we love that we love that hold on Dan if you love this you got to taste this because okay I just want to see if this is what you're doing I feel like it's not a bad drink it's just strong but I don't know maybe yours is different Dan is trying it he just took a sip oh you're right that was way more Ethan is Right Ethan's is way stronger so they are swapping Ethan is taking dance crank Ethan is going back to the room Ethan wasn't [ __ ] his uh open Taste of coconut was just all rum this one actually looks way more coming oh my God Sam you're like a mad scientist this is a calm cocktail Can it can you guys get close over this this is just straight up I mean mine mine looks pretty nasty too I don't know no I know I know sneako's into this kind of thing but like for them to come and jizz in my drink that's going too far cheers oh there you go okay nice and chunky yeah dip your finger in it oh I don't like this one it's thick all right well now I really feel like I'm drinking [ __ ] good protein maybe this is not your drink well you know what do you not like coconut okay okay this is like pina colada technically you know what it isn't my drink and that's why I don't go to uh these kinds of Clubs right not that there's anything wrong with it but if you know you're not into it don't go right right okay well shout out to um snico there's some creative ideas to celebrate since Patrick's Day for you cheers Cheers Cheers [Music] up next Sam you ready for the next one or you want us to talk she's on her way she says okay great so the third drink we have is called the trono tree no Chernobyl meltdown which is offensive I mean that was a giant disaster and it ruined the lives of many it just desecrated like a whole geographical location that's uninhabitable right you know what we saw uh just the other day was um I think when we were talking about this was it was it just bottled water or was it oh it's not it was vodka there's vodka made from the water internal hell yeah what's the name did you find it again yeah wait wait for real yeah apparently and is it Radioactive I mean I have to imagine the whole point was to show that it's it's better there now I I don't think the appeal is that it is radioactive is it gonna I don't know okay so here it is as you can see we've got the red punch and a radioactive kind of uh I love this cup you know what I'm talking about right Sam did you make this or was this cup [Music] oh that's kind of dope it's like a glow-in-the-dark ring oh for the radiation very cool very radiating this actually could be a drink I haven't tried it yet but damn what's in this one uh she's still uh grabbing the smells good she's running over that one is I put the bottle on the desk but it's something that I just found called lemonade oh that's nice there's a little bit of uh Cherry Mountain Dew and a shot of vodka okay oh okay good cheers to the Chernobyl meltdown to call it chevala [Music] or some something um no that's my kind of drink um I can barely taste the Vodka such a such a tragedy to be honest do you watch the miniseries yeah good right chernobyla dude I watched it and I was blown and it scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah it's pretty scary level yeah what what about it did did it scare you baby just that it was based off a true story and just like I'm able to immerse myself so deeply whenever I smoke watching something oh yeah and uh well it was very scary at the time yeah something like that could happen it's pretty scary yeah that I swear to God probably the one of the tensest scenes ever shot is that scene where they have to go on the roof and shovel off on the radioactive yeah and they can only be out there for like 30 seconds yeah and it's like it's just dudes with shovels lifting stuff and it was like scarier than almost anything I've ever seen it's like unbelievable it's one of my favorite miniseries yeah so yeah right probably even scary in real life to be honest like probably definitely I mean it's like yeah I've seen people literally die you know well how would they get sick yes so what was really interesting was first how they it blew up and all the people are like watching it from the bridge they all died yeah right and then also there was people that went to the power plant to like inspect the rubble and they were picking up like pieces of your of uh uranium the graphite they died yeah the graphite yeah and they had to like bury them in like uh I forget what kind of coffins they were they were like probably yeah yeah [ __ ] up but you know even now if you look at Chernobyl that's got like this huge [ __ ] Iron Dome over it that and they're gonna need to replace it too like every yep 50 or 60 years this is what it looks like now oh it's kind of scary right now when Russia is like bombing [ __ ] near it exactly like we're risking to like re like basically shivola to Ebola too vivola too the Electric Boogaloo yeah yeah it's crazy like how how close we're actually actually to to another uh yeah the guy who wrote the Chernobyl show he also did Last of Us yeah but he also wrote scary movie three scary movie four and The Hangover Part Two and part three this dude had the biggest [ __ ] turnaround in his career of all time from like the schlocky [ __ ] to like Prestige like top tier television yeah what a uh what a resume yeah what a breath of work just goes to show you know what's in people this man is just casually walking by the biggest nuclear catastrophe in man's history with a backpack there's a tick tock page of this girl that goes there it's called Chernobyl Diaries or something like that and she just walks around and she's like see I'm fine everything's fine here I think you know outside of uh what do they call it the not the catacomb the um what's the name for the confinement the coffin maybe they call it yeah it is sarcophagus there you go yeah uh I think outside of there at this point it's you know relatively low radiation the thing is like I guess all the uh radiated soil has now been like buried over but if they start bombing the area then it will kick up all the radioactive soil again and then it will become really dangerous didn't we watch that guy who was like splashing through the water there yeah we did watch right love him that was awesome rap tournament pad radish head yeah radish that was [ __ ] awesome yeah you know the saddest part about that show for me was when they had to go kill the dogs it's brutal yeah you know in Sweden my dad tells me that they weren't allowed to eat berries uh for like a year after because like the radiation came in nobody really yeah for like a couple years after no [ __ ] berries bro it was advised to not to yeah there was a scene where all the uh they had to kill all the wildlife in the area because they were radioactive yeah and uh all the people had evacuated leaving in many cases their family dogs behind and they had to go through the village just hunting down all these uh poor doggies and shooting them [ __ ] horrific wow is this the same one oh we ran out of uh lemonade apparently that one looked even more radioactive so I'm like I guess that's true it's so good the time with the lemonade is pretty good just yeah on the meme level but you're right this is but there it is the Chernobyl uh the nuclear fallout cocktail we love that and this has this has vodka in it or some something but you know it's a shame that a nuclear energy gets such a bad rep because obviously there's been some really bad disasters or Chernobyl and then recently from the earthquake in Japan but well regular legged nuclear reactors are very safe and also could basically solve all of our energy problems and their completely clean energy there's no emissions yeah there's no missions there's waste but well nuclear waste is no you're right though on the whole it's one like for the scale of uh Power that we need to make up for from coal and stuff nuclear is like the only we're not there with the solar and wind yet to Fusion's almost there from what I understand well there was that big news about it recently yeah but I don't know I'm not that might still be another 20 years away nuclear is actually the largest source of clean power in the United States I don't know did you know nuclear is considered clean power no yeah it's it's really it's really a shame because it's such a phenomenal source of energy but I guess it's like so could be so dangerous so well it yeah it could but like I think if they're made correctly right they're not dangerous you know what I mean there needs to be like the correct uh safety measures in place I believe an individual citizen in this country has a writing a nuclear warhead right and if we had more nuclear plants we'd have more uranium to give out to citizens to make their own nuclear bombs and what is Fusion so Fusion is what the Sun uses to fuel itself okay and what that means is you split at hydrogen atom which is essentially like just water uh that's vision of fission fusion is when you combine two atoms to get power most all nuclear power plants that exist currently are fission plants where you split atoms okay so few so Fusion is Fusion is theoretically like super safe and super clean but um they've been trying to make it happen for like a hundred years and really only what it was like six months ago that they finally had a breakthrough where they were able to get a little bit of power out of it so in the next couple decades they might be able to figure it out it's when uh I guess yeah when they when they fuse together they let off energy the problem is is that it's always been a paradox because you have to put so much energy in to start the reaction we've never been able to create a situation where more energy comes out than we put in and what makes it so safe is that once the energy cuts the fusion stops whereas with nuclear power as we have it today if the energy goes off then you have a meltdown it runs out because how it works is we're constantly cooling it down with water and stuff to keep it from exploding and so when you lose electricity which is what happened I think you know in the case of Chernobyl or it happened actually recently in Ukraine again where they cut off the power to a nuclear power plant there Russia did then then it will go uh it will have a meltdown wow so so by Nature fission is very safe and it's also I think really the fuel is just like water isn't it it's like it's nothing crazy at all so the way that they're working on it now is they have like hundreds of tiny lasers like super high energy lasers like shooting at one tiny tiny spot to try to create a fission reaction that's like the uh Holy Grail of power if we can figure that out first what was that Jimmy flavors someone in chat said alcohol makes Ethan super smart wait you said flavors or lasers well what is the difference huh flavors I said lasers but flavors what wait wait tell us muted uh everybody's making fun of how I say uh nuclear in the and like oh yeah I say I like Bush I know I know it's wrong but how'd you say it nuclear nuclear oh it's nuclear okay I'll be honest I sweating I don't really [ __ ] hear the difference that much really new killer there's like an extra the way I say it has like very different syllable that doesn't really need to be there nuclear nuclear nuclear nuclear it's very similar it's nuclear I'm saying it right I'm saying you're right nuclear new nuclear yeah nuclear yeah two syllables new nuclear clear that's supposed to be mentioned nuclear yeah I think you guys may be drunk you're drunk and I said y'all may be drunk just by proxy dance [Music] step in Cheers Cheers you know we're [ __ ] when I'm the only sober one this should actually mean I should give you the button I'm getting my authorization no I'm okay transferring command to a b Dan tried to give me a button I'm like no it's okay nuclear codes I'm gonna give it to Ian I got a button just scream if you want me to slam it just scream go ah button so um it's pretty but yeah what's really exciting is that we've been trying to figure out fission for a long time Fusion Vision Vision Fusion no fusion and there was recently a huge breakthrough where they were able to sh to um get more energy out than they put in for the first time the fission only lasted for a split second but yeah when do you learn about this stuff and how how do I do it yeah because I see what you're watch you're watching the same shows as me So I listened to like news podcasts and stuff I'm in the car and I read stuff online and um read it a lot of times it was a pretty big it was it was all over the news when it when it first happened it was uh actually no one of the housewives was talking about yeah Jane Shaw was talking about it in Salt Lake City someone in the chat Ethan could you give us like a quick rundown on string theory yeah I could so yeah explain to me streak theory is the theory that string theory was invented is that the one about the universe being like it's all vibrations it's all Vibes dude that's not what I thought well so that it was created to unify the theory of uh relativity with the world of the um subatomic so as we understand huge bodies of mass work yeah they completely follow the laws of physics as we know it and relativity but when you get down to a tiny subatomic level the rules completely change right and so people they call it the Theory of Everything quote unquote they're trying to find out how do we think of a mathematical theory that explains both of these things because when you take one Theory and apply it to one it makes no sense and so that's what String Theory attempts to do is where they say that the foundation of the universe is based on vibrations and strings and it's all very theoretical it's all it's all very very theoretical kind of wild [ __ ] the strength there science is gay but that's that's yeah what is gay science is gay size gay size science oh science is science is gay I'm not gay shut up yeah we need Super String Theory dude super String Theory yeah that's an actual thing it is a thing I know super string theory is to explain quantum gravity in I don't know that's about all I know super String Theory I actually I don't know how to define that one did you not like masturbate for a week or something you became super smart dude when he stops like doing it he becomes a genius you know I know about it no but actually Ethan is always like that I'm always I'm always surprised because it's like what where did that come from and I know about dark matter is that related to what you just explained because like they don't know what it is well Dark Matter factors in age 14. dark matter is uh uh is takes place in the world of physics it's matter that doesn't interact with light so it's not related at all so there's like a huge amount of the only way that the expansion of the universe as we observe it makes sense mathematically is if there's a thing called Dark Matter tickle matter which actually represents like 60 of all matter in the universe eighty percent if you don't know what I don't know what the [ __ ] it is I've heard about that we've been able to detect it because it Crea it has gravity it can bend light so when we look into space we can see that there is dark matter because it bends the light but the light but it doesn't pass through doesn't interact with the dark matter that interesting it is how do you know all this and then you still can't pronounce magnum opus [Laughter] It's A Beautiful Mind thank you yeah your brother's like really smart too isn't he yeah yeah he's super and it's really funny when they all start it's a nightmare talking about something and everybody thinks they know the answer I was yeah when I was at your guys's house last time I forget what it was for but I was hearing them talk like holy [ __ ] I have no idea what the hell they're talking about but I was impressed the thing about John is that sometimes he is right and sometimes he's wrong but he speaks like he's right hallway I got sometimes and sometimes like I even know that he's wrong and I don't consider myself like smart smart like but he has nothing up here he has no humility no fight to them it will fight and I'm like Sean you're wrong somebody asked can you talk about the um the Multiverse and actually I can I find that also very interesting okay I don't know about the Multiverse so theoretically we live in a contained Universe okay we don't know how big the universe is we don't know if it's infinite or finite all we know is that space time which is the fabric of the universe is expanding faster than life in travel but the consensus among scientists today is that the universe is actually finite really it's not infinite oh it's not that border it ends somewhere it does end somewhere it's constantly expanding but it is a finite space so the question begs what's outside of that right so the Multiverse suggests that [Laughter] muted I expected this episode ago I'm happy with it it's going great astrophysics this is great can I get it Sarah is saying I'm too high for this okay so what the Multiverse suggests in theory it takes drinks and acts like he's high is that um outside the border of our universe yeah and other parts of reality other universes came to be got it that makes sense and in other universes the laws of physics are completely different which is hard to imagine but you know what's what's interesting is I like to think about like this we think about the universe the chance for life we say there's got to be other life because there's so many planets there's so many stars if you have you know a billion stars what's the chance that there's not like 10 life forms there right and so what's possible is what if there's a trillion different universes and it's only in 10 of them where the laws of physics allow for matter to exist at all so so yeah I gotcha so it would be in a completely totally different Universe it's like you couldn't even conceive of it because the laws of physics we take we take it for granted that it's like some just uh normal way of living but it's not yeah every time we start talking about things like that I feel like my brain is just gonna crash like a computer that's just like not well it's all very theoretical it's all kind of just thought experiments you know thank you for the gifted smug but also so another suggestion with the Multiverse is that if reality if reality is infinite the space of reality is infinite what do you want Lily things I've just been listening if the space of reality is infinity yeah that suggests that there's infinite multiverses infinite in reality and so what that suggests is that anything that can happen will happen some Multiverse of our reality a lot of people mistake that they say anything guys everything will happen that's not what it means like there's not going to be a universe where I just randomly punch you in the face for no reason right now I'd go oh punch you in the face it's not anything can happen it's anything that can happen will happen so it's like I come to a decision I say I'm going to stay in LA or I'm going to go to Israel but in another Multiverse I make the other decision I think if it's truly infinite infinite then there is a real there is definitely at least one reality where you stalk you in the face no no that's not what it means it has to be a possibility it has to be but why is it not a possibility because he's just he's trying to say so much because it's out of character yeah yeah it's silly it's not a good theory it's not a good thought appearance to be like oh well all of a sudden I lived all the way up to my life now and then I go they check his [ __ ] on the floor and then eat it there's a really well that's what happens maybe my friend maybe in this universe but there may be another version of you like a Toby McGuire version it's anything that can happen can happen that can't happen it can't it's physically possible for you to [ __ ] on floor and that's the branching universe theory a b where possibilities Branch off and then each different decision represents a whole that's totally like a movie I feel like that already exists at once yeah it just it literally just won best picture last weekend so wait which year everything everywhere well I love that movie by the way I love it oh it's so good it was one of the most unique unique movies I think yeah I loved it explaining it to Lena's mom was a nightmare but I loved watching Ela watch it uh that was so funny oh yeah he watched me holding my phone I think right it was on my phone was that one oh was it you're right it was on your phone well that was sad viewing very sad looked great though we still enjoyed the movie well the first time I heard about branching uh universes was actually um Back to the Future oh yes the branching universes where Biff becomes the billionaire no somebody asked Can you ex can you explain the metaverse the metaverse yeah we have a series of episodes that explain it in great detail actually that's one thing I do not get at all the universe is a mystery to me can you explain the flux capacitor and how that makes time travel yeah you know what I would want to talk about I cannot then you um telescope that like James Webb yeah I got a piece so bad okay can I get another shot in this it's like too sweet you want the AC on it was cold so we turned it I'm so hot okay I need AC res the biggest trick in the night uh Amazon show yeah yeah we got it we got it we got it yeah we Gotti happy St Patrick's Day everybody [Music] I hope you're all having a beautiful St Patrick's Day we're all drinking oh drinking I'm gonna have about 13 or 14 drinks in me at the end of the day top of the morning say something real quick because St Patrick's you gotta say in an Irish accent Zach zombie zombie um it's actually that's not how the song goes at all there you go okay this weekend this weekend yeah you go to dance then you come to mine this weekend's like ten dollars we'll be playing musical chairs hi guys uh welcome to the history can I please say what I wanted everyone is drunk and me please God damn it let me say shaky person is in control we have to go to the bathroom how many bathrooms do you guys have uh two check check some cover for Olivia okay I'm in a beast chair right now oh you're covering for Abby let me go to Olivia's real quick okay drinking right now what the [ __ ] yeah hold on this is everything everywhere at once I'm sorry about this everyone we're just stay still hold on Happy St Patrick's Day everybody you can stay in your chair you're good yeah you're perfect there oh okay okay well your chair is too high me I don't like it Sam where are you Lena can you go to my chair real quick bro what the [ __ ] is happening it's weird [Music] is live with the rocks in May 13th ten dollars off this weekend ten dollars off oh there we go okay next week is the holy month of Ramadan shout out to everybody who will be shut up Shut Up cheer hey Cheers Cheers [Laughter] shout out Ramadan shout out shout out shout out everyone who's going to shout out to their family go ahead Lena what were you saying what'd you say say it again shout out to everyone who's observing Ramadan is it Ramadan right now not yet next week special shout out to Allah you said who's observing Ramadan right now that would mean they were their calendar was all [ __ ] up well shout out to them now shout out to those who will be serving right here's a shot of vodka with food coloring oh so it doesn't taint the waters real quick Olivia I I have to Could you um yeah come switch [Laughter] let's go can I say something it's easy you'll figure it out there Olivia Olivia switch es oh God I'm trying to find myself I had one there she is wait and back to Ethan and Nila yeah nice can I say something you're a natural as I was coming back from the bathroom yeah I heard it Ian said I have to pee so bad he said it to Olivia and I heard it I got a piece so bad [Laughter] you're doing great Olivia this is like when I was switching thanks guys thank you thank you I'm having so much fun thank you okay yes yes yes F9 F9 just wanted to tell you guys that I'm stepping away and Ethan is Ethan yeah that's Ian great job great good job Olivia yeah so um Adrian asked can Ethan help me with my plasma Dynamics research proposal I don't know anything about that I'm sorry about that plasma is the fourth uh state of matter what they call like blood plasma because I know that's not like a mystery I think that's irrelevant wait is that like new stuff plasma no I don't think so it's kind of old oh okay yeah but whenever I hear plasma I think of like sci-fi like plasma blaster I think of that girl that used to turn into water that show the girls turned into water what was that show a girl yeah turned into water it almost like plasma anything because I don't know if it was actually water the shape of water no it's not a movie yeah it was a TV a TV show The Wonder Twins someone in chat will know it's like a girl like real life like a girl The Secret World of Alex Mack yeah so that sounds about right I just Googled TV show where girl turns into water and that's what came up I don't know [ __ ] no man Olivia are you dead though that sounds kind of right I'm also a little tipsy right now it's about right uh anyway did you guys will end up watching that Elvis movie Alex Mack yeah I think that's right I'm boycotting it oh why would you want to do that exactly the impersonation of Tom hanks's character well Adrian says plasma is what powers [Music] news to me thank you though okay I'm back so let's move on yeah thank you uh welcome back then so let's move on to our next drink uh huh you guys never watched that wait I think that was it oh there's one more oh wonderful yeah all right Sam did you lower my seat enough or [Laughter] so the next one up is the Pearl Harbor Fireball [Laughter] which of course commemorates the bombing of Pearl Harbor at the hands of the Japanese Army and World War II bombing oh my God an absolutely tragic tragic uh event in American history work in it whoa okay nice we got wings and fit so yes of course uh I feel like this is a good comparable one to the car bomb the harbor bomb the herbalber the Pearl Harbor Fireball Herb Alpert Earl Barber I think this is inappropriate analogy so what do we have here Sam we've got the blue ocean clearly yeah and the red Flames dropping in a nice analogy it is a passion fruit white claw that's the ocean and then there's a shot of vodka I love it do we have extra armies yes I'll bring them dude those are massive where do you get a gummy that size uh maybe the liquid makes it look big I think Ralph's I think it is Big Ralph's shout out to Ralph are you guys ready real baby shark in here who's ready to start World War II baby wake that sleeping giant wait who's ready to wait oh that'd be a good name for it waking this waking the sleeping giant stop dissing the Nazis is anyone else been on this uh I think she's making some more but you can you can go ahead all right ready Ela yeah cheers uh uh two we all know what happened after this oh it turns purple how cool because blue and color theories blood in the water yeah I'm not good the USS Arizona hey to the Arizona oh they are big shout out to Pearl shout out to Pearl shout out toon [ __ ] shout out to Pearl the whale shout out to Pearl the whale man miss you tune [ __ ] sorry I was so mean and left the theater when I saw you that one's pretty wild I can't lie about it really drinkable I think it's great oh my God gummy I don't know if I can taste anymore it's not chocolate not a fan of this one no offense has to be one of those I haven't had the passion fruit white claw so it's not good some some of you have Tangerine but so the uh the passion fruit white Claw is just blue on its own no it's oh okay the power of food coloring [Music] this should taste like war crimes dude that's the best flavor of all you ever seen the movie Tora Tora Tora is that the one where they blow up but it's a it's a World War II it's about Pearl Harbor it's like an older I think it's was it 70 1970 who won uh the Japanese did oh no they won that round well anyway you know there's a lot more offensive drinks frankly and Cocktails we wanted to make I'm sure but uh instead of physically making them we theoretically made them right okay fun uh yeah I guess I just we all brainstormed some other peacock auctions to make it home if you feel like it so here is uh some of the other ones we dreamed up but didn't get the chance to make of course the Irish car bomb as we did yeah there's some there's some repeats yeah he has ones for for the ones that we made Pearl Harbor Fireball the gum one we just did of course the original thought was to have uh to light the shot like how they do um but uh that's a fire hazard or a bunch of drunk people yeah I see the thing is with the shots you light on fire if you don't put it out before you drink it which a lot of people don't know to do you will light yourself on fire oh yeah I don't I wouldn't want to play with that know I've never done it me neither yeah there's like chunks of the gummy floating I'm not sure I'm crazy about that this one is the altar boy holy water which is a strong wine served in a juice box sippy cup I love that wow and it's got Pope Benedict the Sith the greatest ever cover it up the greatest one that ever covered it up Amen brother the Chernobyl meltdown which we tried ourselves it was concocted of course in the uh I think that was my favorite the trino yeah that one's legitimately good and also the cup helped sell it it's just so fun Saddam sangria it's a regular sangria served ice cold in a poorly ventilated hot bump look how much he loves it yeah she smiles see he's having fun is that actually him yeah I caught him no this this morning Coke and Cosby I'll let you do the math on that one I'm not an alcoholic but it's a it's a so this one doesn't have alcohol in it right it's a different kind of cocktail but you still somehow get really I don't know I love the picture [Laughter] I'm America's dad in our religion we believe the Antichrist has one eye oh is that right one eye well he's gonna yeah he's gonna be covering it though so what can I ask you does he have one blind eye and one good eye or is he like a try he's like a cyclops I think he's a cyclops Lina do you know no I don't know let me Google it so I would just say Muslim anti well it's not the Antichrist because I don't believe him wait yeah yeah we believe in Christ they believe in Christ We Believe Christ is a prophet so Muslim Antichrist would all still be Antichrist that's actually if you look it up yeah it's uh what's his name Lino [ __ ] that guy what's his name which one the Antichrist what's his name [ __ ] that guy Ethan Klein the one who's gonna go against Imam Matthew what's his name uh literally [ __ ] that guy I didn't know he has a name I bet you somebody in this you know what's so funny is that my family is half white and I didn't learn any of the cool stuff I didn't learn how to speak Arabic or anything all I got was this scary [ __ ] from my dead side yeah the scary religious stuff that's the best part of religion so yeah yeah so I look forward to a Coke and Cosby I could go for one of those scenario if you know what I mean right you give it to me I have your way with me the Kennedy's Brain Blast Four Loko Twist of lime bullet shaped ice cubes that's great another good Irish Catholic Honor on this day right that's a really clever thing the bullet ice cubes I love that of course Kennedy [Music] we're over that we can make fun of it we're at bozo it's been long enough the uh drazden drop of course is a the lemon drop's a popular drink Corinthian of course was a fire bombs German City fire bombed during World War II the date the drazden drop we've got the sneako cocktail which of course we knocked it out for you mm-hmm what the [ __ ] is that photo where'd you get that cam I just Googled sneako screaming and that came out really yeah wow there's a few that's one of the more dramatic ones but there's a few oh he's the false Messiah okay let me get a picture of this guy his name is dajal is that his name is that how it's pronounced I'm not sure how it's pronounced honestly um but yeah chat new chat was sending you through yeah so he has one bad eye and one good eye according to what I'm seeing yeah similar to the Antichrist it's like a cloud like Bill Cosby huh it's it's it's kind of insane it's kind of cool it's supposed to be like this Great War it's gonna be like Affinity war and everyone like and then like it's supposed to be led by someone calling my methi and then like Jesus can be like methi on your left all the prophets are gonna come back we got them all we got Moses in there even though the Buddha shows up too why not why does he look kind of cool though he looks he looks like it looks like a SoundCloud rapper he does 666 on his vow on his hood that's hard as [ __ ] [ __ ] he looks like me when I get face tattoos eventually y'all know my address it's 666. oh Chad's [ __ ] up they're calling him Jeff okay uh moving on we've got the Helen Keller colada I'm not gonna lie what's that Dan I'm ditching the Pearl Harbor it's the it's not good no it's actually not good I could go for another all the others were hits all the others were hits oh yeah can we go back to the first one do we have more car bombs I do do you want one do you both want one yeah after that next one boy that's a juice dude those are good you God bless the Irish man that's right uh yeah what's up should I come over to your seat you don't have to but I mean if you want I can when you have something to put one in like a bag do you want me to switch again we'll definitely forgot no but I could just switch with you if you want no that's okay thank you so much thank you um Helen Keller colada of course it's just an empty glass because that dumb that dummy can't see [ __ ] [Laughter] you can't hear it just just dumb and useless poor anything that feels like it has liquid in it anywhere you think might have a class underneath no she's a fraud she could hear and Sue trust me if she existed at all she poured the drink like that on purpose it's her stick she's like right you know you you go to the restaurant and there's these people that go around passing out cars being like hey I'm I'm deaf and I'm mute I need you to donate to me they pass up cards right that's Helen Keller I must be going to the wrong restaurants I just got little kids trying to sell me chocolate bars for the basketball team maybe that's a man going to the back of the kitchen papers it could be an Israel thing there's people that would come up and hand you a card that says hey I'm dead I'm black death oh yeah yeah they definitely do that that's her I know you could pour that [ __ ] in the glass you just don't want to work because you're lazy Welfare Queen Helen Keller oh it feels like red shut up feels like thank you Dan feels like you don't have to work her party trick is pouring it over there not in the cup over there I support it I like the chaos so there it is uh that there's our drinks thank you there it is make it at home let us know what you think yeah which ones are your favorites let us know at home don't let your house on fire so what are we are we going to order pizza is that the thing or no no okay literally not that's one can we say that I thought I heard people talking about it nobody so Mrs crew can you help me decide where I want to eat lunch Subway talk about or Culver's or DQ what's Culver's go to Taco Bell Subway is uh Jared so we don't have it's St Patrick's Day you should get some good Irish food like McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's Culver's is a fast food it's like uh sort of like a jack-in-the-box the biggest drink in the night of the year hey you know what how short Jimmy Lee made a tick tock in central uh in Times Square okay or no no sorry this guy there's like these [ __ ] tier tick Tuckers who just harass people and this guy found Jimmy Lee in Times Square oh my gosh just totally randomly and he got his ass I know bro Jimmy's the man look at that Airline brother Jimmy was out there creating fomo with his camera crew and they happen to stumble into this guy wow and this guy I don't think he's used to running into people like Jimmy because Jimmy out trolled him it's amazing he's not ready for the energy that Jimmy brings here it is check this out or it is too short and a guy 5 11. huh five eleven how tall you shakes three wonderful the Hat's five inches 411. wonderful what else okay so look I'ma shoot my shot like um Devin Booker can I buy his Presley in the house with Tiny Tim New York City [Laughter] trying to do something strange for a piece of change because there's something about chicken and there it is all right nice to meet you you're the last guy okay this dude is not on here oh my God nice try kid calling that guy Tiny Tim unironically the funniest thing that Jimmy Lee's ever said he's so [ __ ] accurate but it's so old it's a very old time bro I thought that was A Christmas Carol thing Tiny Tim's like the beggar boy oh you're thinking of from uh from A Christmas Carol right no Tim he's referring to the singer uh yeah I mean look at him he's spot on that one man so good so Jimmy I gotta say and this short clip in a moment in history if you don't look at anything else in his life specific Universe he crushed it yeah it was good you know colored cream yeah they're all different flavors in his spot and I just love that so much you know seen the show tonight okay [ __ ] wrecked oh he's flat bastard oh [ __ ] that was awesome all right wow I love that all right all right yeah also one show oh the show don't worry about that love the show is always happening oh yeah we got another car bomb I want to point out that Jimmy Lee link was number two in our Doc and we are an hour and 35 minutes into the show so we are might be a new record for us we are doing it good Jimmy the Jimmy Lee thing is number two of God I don't know a hundred I think it's a new it's a new record for us I was really happy we got through those sponsors you know when we did all right Irish [ __ ] don't turn on the engine it's time for the juicer River that's your way out of the car is anyone else drinking with us because I'm about to hit this [ __ ] I'm gonna go back to the Chernobyl yeah I still got my Chernobyl going because that's the best one that was the best one of the year if I drink this I'm gonna be gone gone yeah yeah a little worried can you wait a little bit long we have the button yeah but the button operator is pretty toasty you don't have a button too that's what I'm saying though dude once you started drinking you went on a tangent about String Theory I feel like the more alcohol the less cancelable yeah interesting surprisingly that's what I feel should we test that theory I'm a little afraid because Ethan thinks he has a parachute now with the button right sometimes do the car bomb men do the column your your button operator over here is a little little toasted listen if you think I need to slam the button just scream everybody screaming scream okay all right here we go hey uh Hey two years don't start your engine you understand hey watch out for Main Street you understand this one's for a free and independent Ireland [ __ ] the English Invaders beyond the payoff Beyond The Pale my ass have you have you guys noticed that uh our resident Brit here is the only one not wearing green just saying crickets over in Ian's land or AKA Beyond The Pale Inn what the [ __ ] you want to get oh neither there's the definition of green it's very loose that is yellow loose in this office that is yellow sir show me your green Dan it's on my pants I don't know if I can get my leg up that eyeballs River dancer way up Daniel okay so two of us need to be pinched that's what we've decided [ __ ] out of Dance all right cheers to the car bombs all right may they may the Cotter bottoms be over May the car bombs beef too many car slam death to all Englishman rest in peace death to the queen Lizzy in a box Cheers Cheers the thing about [Applause] shout out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] whoa it's not as easy as the first time I think it would get easier it's interesting [Music] you're doing great busy in a box [Music] it's so crazy that they were singing that I can't get over it the queen died and there's and there's thousands of people alive level [Music] all right bye blast off I'm gone blast off I don't think I've been this drunk after this hits since College I have another one sure sorry we're good I'm sorry we're good uh since College really I mean I know you were saying you're not a big drinker but I don't really ever get super trashed trying to think like you've been drunk since College no but like maybe a few years for trash wait wait the in Israel in Israel with post Malone dude with post Malone right yeah absolutely oh that night we got absolutely lasted after the live show that we did with post Malone and we went to the rainbow and he bought us like three thousand dollars worth of shots it was like just never ending yeah that was a good night he's a good guy um so let's see here uh maybe we can make it through the top of the show yeah let's see okay so the tick tock preacher is preaching about semen that's right on uh brand here for us all right all right another kind of milk no it's another why are priests talking so much about semen this video is so sick this is the second preacher we've had talking about save and brother pretty bizarre it's the seed of the Gods you know there's this really funny thing it's not true but like I guess it was being shared by on social media I don't know it was some conspiracy propaganda but there was this title that said women this is so gross I shouldn't even say it and I'm drunk It's just I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I may be drunk but I have moved my mouth I am one click away from women what even no no no I've told you this before but I'm not it's just actually so gross I don't think it's offensive uh-oh type it I'll type it yeah this is not your words you're just no no recording something I've read people saying this and what I thought was reputable sources it's totally not true people are wondering if you were just gonna say women be shopping I know I have a feeling it's worse than that we'll see I see it in Discord Ethan is typing typing for a while if you would like to submit a button graphic I've been adding new ones this is just like propaganda by men and I almost got [Music] so women who consume their partner see men increase their fertility and chance to get pregnant yeah absolutely dumb and I was like Ela did you know this I had Kardashians you said you certainly but yeah it was uh Courtney was trying Courtney yeah Courtney with Travis yeah Courtney and Travis were talking you said it like as a serious thing or she was joking no people think this is real she was on like a specific cleanse because they were trying the cement cleanse no no no yes actually they they weren't having sex for a for a minute Plumbing Kardashians go no nut but I guess but but then I Googled it and they're like that's just not true and I was like damn that kind of make sense be awesome if it was true though not true [Laughter] it just felt really gross I was you see I have more drunk Ethan is is more you're more on the rails yeah you were actually way more cautious I'm on the rails baby I love it he says oh yeah you could say that yesterday I typed something to Dan and everyone's like do not do not say that yeah you literally got vetoed by every person in the building everyone's like no no no no no no and you respected it you really didn't want to respect it but you did so I did yeah always listen to Dan so here let's talk it let's see what these these preachers have to say about same and Lord going all the way down and they pulls the most scene and they came back again some more pools there yeah some more still beings to the left some to the right of cement posted on each side they hit Palace the size of an 18 with a going down it was open I did not understand word he said y'all heard Stephen I didn't hear anything and they put some semen on top and then he says I think uh the size of an 18 wheeler going down what is he talking about afternoon everyone where he goes after everything he says I don't understand baby can you do me a favor yeah transcribe this video and then we'll come back and watch it again with the transcription yeah what leads us to believe this is a preacher okay um it just says King Master King uh King Master prophet so does he have other videos where he's just talking about like Jesus or something because just based on that video alone it's hard to see preacher can I tell you something I'd say this is a pretty christ-like Buttercup sea cup or Buttercup the horse the prize horse this semen is so valuable you mean Seabiscuit Sea Biscuit yes what are we talking about the biscuit Buttercup the horse cousin sea biscuits even it's so valuable imagine how much Jesus this semen would be bro that [ __ ] was wow that car bomb's really getting there dude I'll tell you what bro I don't know about mine but if you drink Jesus's semen you'll be given birth All Day Jesus said was no nut true he's donut steamer retention that's how he got his powers that's how he turned the water hello I have a nut and 180 days Lord I'm talking to God now I hear the voice of God lord I have a jerk I have a nut in 367 days I'm in psychosis brother I'm a prophet of God I have a nut and 473 days hitting me good boy I'm in this drunk in a minute y'all you're very careful St Patrick we love St Patrick now you know this time last year we were in Vegas it's making me miss love I remember bro it's been a year oh that was been a year what the [ __ ] it's been more than a year yeah I've been thinking about that we should do that again that was a lot of fun really fun you guys remember when love got really red one night wait I got so worried again you guys are like I don't know what you guys were [ __ ] we're like you were really red yeah a little bit so I don't know if we ever told that we are sitting down eating and somebody told me who told me like yo loves getting really I think we all started noticing it we noticed yeah he looked like a hot Cheeto and I was like I was like love your face was this was this the night with the magician was it when we went from Mexican food was it that night yeah yeah oh yeah the magician I forgot about that dude yeah also I remember oh yes I remember that some dude came into table magic and then he was like he's like asking for a tips like I didn't ask you to come do magic for me we did different yeah yeah we did we ended up we tipped him of course we did it's such a rocket he wasn't that good of a magician he was really all right he was fine I remember I was funk dude that was the night love and I walked through we didn't even talk about this love and I walked around the Vegas Strip like at two weeks that was wrong we got the full Vegas experience we saw somebody found the photo okay the best thing yeah they took pictures of random people and love posted like they were famous yeah and we saw we saw a scene of a stabbing too it was oh my God yeah awesome you guys are dominated the late night I got my ass spanked yeah yeah yeah yeah wait love didn't you run into some dude that was like a streamer or something like that or maybe I'm instrumental remembering this I don't [ __ ] remember anything I'm kidding yeah I have a I have a small memory over that too yeah no we didn't finish the story of Ethan getting I mean of love getting red yeah but Ethan was worried about him I was like maybe you should just go look in the bathroom make sure you're okay and so he was going to ELA told me like maybe you should go with him make sure he's all right all right I go into the bathroom I follow love he looks in the mirror he's like what the [ __ ] I'm fine he just walks out I I cannot handle my uncle well so I can drink a lot without being [ __ ] up I think I did drink a lot without uh noticing it I was probably pretty blasted yeah okay you should wait until love comes back and then we'll do another oh yeah thank you I don't know it's coming back hopefully sooner than that all right well actually on that note uh I sent in the visa application you did yesterday yeah so love is applying for a work visa via our company we got a bunch of supporting statements articles famous folks yes sir very very kind very generous did they did they did they say what's the turnaround on that I love that you're turning to Robert why are you squinting I've never been this drunk on the podcast before buyers car bombs and like three others surprisingly normal though for how drunk you are no you legitimately have been uh there's nothing normal about this level of drug let me think yeah he comes in my show it's Friday you talk to me like I'm somewhere yeah it's a great screen it's clear it's good enough yeah yeah I love the big chair you look just tell me one thing what toppings do you want on your Beats I don't think we talked about when we saw Chris Angel either in Vegas oh my God we totally did fine freak we didn't we didn't like um we want hotel where we at but no it was Planet Hollywood and we ate at his steak wasn't in a private room yeah wait wait but you Ethan you and I were outside and a b was there too yeah we were having one we're like Chris [Applause] yeah right because at the steakhouse we were eating at next floor was the theater where mind Chris Angel did his show yeah yeah and so we're like oh Chris Angel's here huh whatever and then we went in and we looked through the on the way to the bathroom on the right there's like a window yeah the VIP room and Chris Angel was there chatting up someone and we're like later that night yeah we're outside it's me Zach and Ethan and Ethan's looking at a photo Chris Angel he's like look at this [ __ ] guy he's like a realtor that photos and then Chris Angel walks by and Zach's like hey Chris Chris is like hey buddy because the thing is it's all over Vegas you see these Billboards of Chris Angel and he's like jacked his abs are out he's hot you know but when you look in there that's like Chris like Chris like Vegas version He Ain't No Angel yeah Chris uh he's like Chris car salesman yeah they ain't no [ __ ] angel I was just a dude named Chris in that [ __ ] AB room he's slamming States happy birthday [Applause] happy birthday thank you guys I'm a little offended by the cake but thank you guys that's your best photo you wanted to honor you with the most photogenic photo we can find him thank you thank you the photo that ruined my life I appreciate it thank you everyone right Amy yes sir that's a real big one bro I would get on a bus right now to Vegas who want who's getting on it let's go let's go I'm already there wait I have kids for everyone to Japan right now dude let's go to Japan I want to go to Japan Japan's [ __ ] don't even say that take that back or I'm hitting the button can I say thank you Gabor for the fight can I say a little birthday speech real quick okay this time last year we were all in Vegas and uh it was right before my fight and that was when Brett brought his first photo and he looked massive and I was like terrified um and it was really [ __ ] with me and you guys guys were all there for me you guys were my family away from home and uh I really appreciate you guys and thank you so much oh yeah yeah oh yeah brother Abdullah you're the best you're gonna [ __ ] kill him too yeah that's right Dad is the best year we're going for the kill hell yeah for all of us collectively through ABC figuratively literally dies no not literally dad's in a figurative sense [ __ ] because the music of that cake give Ethan my give me Ethan my face why are you squinting bright right now oh my God Everything feels so bad all right let's talk about something else so that preacher loves semen did you transcribe that yet baby yeah Olivia's on it right it's been about an hour it's been about seven minutes I am almost done with what I think he's saying okay let me know so you guys you guys can like proofread yeah just just make sure you get down I am I am transformed you know those of you who have a long time uh fans of the show know that I have a particular obsession with funny scooter videos out the Gatsby I love when handicapped people are well wheelchair-bound people just go bug wild and that was in those cars because let's be real they're a risk in society those cars are no joke and this video approves scooter the scooters the car they're little they're little mobiles bro it's more than a scooter they're little mobiles they're little mobiles okay so this person was in Goodwill and there's no good will left let me tell you it's called bad will after after they were done with it all right let's see I purposely didn't watch this one because I want to be surprised so we got a wheelchair person that's looking for a bit and you know we see this a lot whoa holy [ __ ] they can't stop the acceleration oh my God they can't stop it [ __ ] idiot bro for whatever reason they just can't slow it down it's like a train you know and so here we go and this this poor person just gets caught in the crossfire and I didn't even notice that person only she said gone she collapsed yo bro thought he was going to Narnia bro that's good love the capture is working at Goodwill be like this WOW funny yeah that's a powerful one it's been so long since we got a good one of these I don't know absolutely man when we first kind of got on this train yeah we watched everything that was out there yeah exactly but do you know why was that because of Kobe dude [Music] but they're coming back now well we had decades worth of untapped oil reserves yeah right that makes a harvest can we just take a minute to honor Mobility Mary rest in peace go oh Mobility let's I drink to that oh this beautiful St Patrick's Day I take a ride to Valhalla with her bro I just re-watched almost I would ride to heaven with her where all may all your ramps be accessible right and all your doors be automatically opening May there be no joggers uh slow on the sidewalk in front of you may your roads be clear and open to you Mobility Mary may heaven God damn I'm calm the [ __ ] laptop what my sandal got grabbed up in the wires and I was all caught up in this [ __ ] oh you know you're starting to remind me of shoe nice oh no no give me a tampon I'm about to eat that I think it's the splending of the eyes maybe he does that I don't know uh Eden races here's the further fun button repairs I love you all favorite podcast to listen to while I work on charting therapy notes I don't know what the [ __ ] that means I imagine they're a therapist and they're taking notes about their patients you're not you're taking notes about me Jim you might need to P.S I love Sam you've been in a pristine and appreciated [Applause] no I just and camera I think we'd be cute together she said Kim oh oh thoughts I don't know we'll have to take her workout that's a giant whoa look at your piece you really saved me this honored piece Lena wow bro [Laughter] is real oh my thank you eat that [ __ ] eat Amy's face do it hang it on your laptop [Music] people are saying you had a Wendy moment with that burp it was cake is busting I gotta go bathroom no I have to pee already again I'll I'll stay uh we play musical chairs again keep that finger on the button like chemicals yeah the finger is on the button this Cake's pretty good yeah love that you're eating it like a sandwich I need like wipe it on a shirt dude you're good Jesus there are paper towels at your feet yeah there's a paper towels yeah you can clean yourself up you're looking directly you're literally looking at them they're right where you're looking where are the paper towels do you need help hold on kidding yeah okay you need help this is the reality I love that average people this is the reality right here buddy that's right this is a reality where you never met Ela my hair I'm getting drunk and eating cake all day I love Irish people that's right I love St Patrick he was a good dude man I love St Patrick that man [ __ ] [ __ ] snakes up oh yeah I hate snakes and thanks to St Patrick I don't have to ever [ __ ] with snakes I'm so thankful to him let's play the podcast Ireland can we do an Irish live show Let's do an Irish live show what does that mean we probably owe it to our Irish fans after all yeah the Irish things so they don't want us there yeah we might be banned after this episode Irish fans we love you it's all in good fun and we we did not mean no I hate Irish people okay can you can you mute his mic you just straight up mute his mic please now we love the Irish people uh we want to free an independent Ireland truck yard law Bobby said potatoes shut up oh yeah where's my potato es thank you thank you Zach Olivia can you take over for me I gotta pee again yeah I have to pee so bad also after you okay oh okay Olivia just Olivia she just ran into the Scorpion chair that's true got done Olivia ladies and gentlemen a real moment would you love the Irish people I love them Eli your mic is open but uh Ethan we've caught Ethan's Mike who's popping off don't you love the Irish you tell me what you want to say I'll say it on your [Music] you're insulting ab's Heritage right now I'm my [ __ ] birthday seriously Lucky Charms actually had a few days ago yeah and uh can can our Irish and Scottish fans uh out there do me a favor I've always been like what what's the reality of the relationship between the Scots and the Irish because I feel like as as a half Scotsman myself I feel a certain kinship you're [ __ ] Scottish Ireland but uh I'm half Scottish yeah you never told me this I've mentioned earlier this episode he's also all right open Ethan's mic back up he's also half Jewish AP I mean does that bug you at all or yeah you got a problem with that half no no how about how about you guys you guys care that I'm I'm half error [ __ ] no Mac and I thought my mind was muted these guys are doing a mutiny on me I see we love these shots we're allies allies okay hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah to the Irish I figured because just as an American knowing like the dynamic of like both of them kind of hating the English I figured you'd be United on that but I I didn't know for sure so thank you for the clip could I ask you a question genuinely who likes the English I love Ian we love Ian Ian's the one he's one of the good ones who likes the English like genuinely who likes the English they were the super villains I didn't and then I met every person I know in my life that's English I love literally love I I I mean on the show a lot about like [ __ ] the English because it's just kind of like a funny meme but but I have to say not English people so why do you mean [ __ ] uh Luke is like the greatest dude I know English people are bad but what are you saying well like the same way who likes America doesn't like American people specific American people I'm saying who likes the English this is the race episode you know this is not a conversation literally all periods all of my favorite musicians are English that's true oh yeah I also like as much as I meme on the English and yours too that no I agree yeah they have good music Banger music from England Great art and great art fashion I mean what are we even talking about why are we even because it's just imperialism it's because that you know the United States was a colony of the Britain and we broke away and so there's like an everlasting sort of like oh [ __ ] you British we okay it's not Siri in a box [Music] that's so wild dude we also we pulled their ass out of the fire and World War Two world we saved their ass yeah that's right so they owe us we earned it Ian thanked me for that smacking that's why we can kind of dunk on the French too we saw their asses I got this transcribed you guys ready uh preacher okay yeah let's hear it so this is what I'll read what I think he says and then we'll watch it okay gotten drunk going all the way down all the way down okay and then that sounds pretty accurate and then they pour some more seam in there and then they put some steel this course and they put some steel beans close and its course from the left yeah and you cross it from the left and of course it from the right hand and they put some semen on top man sick of it some more pours out some more pools there some more still Paws huh so we'll still beings to the left to the left to the right thumb to the right to the center huh it went from the seven feet it was 37 feet of Fame and pulse and I of cement potion on the side on this side they get Palestine they hit Palace so it still makes no sense it makes no sense sorry I'm incredible at transcription [Music] that puts some cement on top and then they come back again 30 feet of cement sick of it some more men pour around to the left to the right complaining about construction maybe he's like going off with the noise oh now I get it noise ornaments the literally the construction that makes sense still odd all right I really have to by the way number three ladies and gentlemen two hours in I have a question do you click the yellow or the red okay so yeah yellow is video yeah the red is audio you want to click both oh you want to do both yeah you want to do both I'm glad I asked foreign people asking about my Visa 45 days is um oh that's not too long no it's not too bad that's not bad at all so by the quartering put out a new thumbnail about Brie Larson you guys know he's obsessed with them actually scary you should get a restraining order this man built a shed called the Brie Larson shed that he built with AdSense made from Brie Larson videos this is an actual thumbnail on his shadow sure I made you read the eyes man but you lost it fires back at Diva claims as the Marvel is to set to be the biggest flop in Marvel history so this is the thumbnail by the way she once was like on Jimmy Kimmel and he uses her from the show and this outfit like every time just because of the cleavage and titties but I want to do say I do respect Jeremy for the inspiration he provided I sent in Discord because we thanks to Ryan or Harvey he was referring to the show made this thumb now and we've replaced it with the current one you look good thank you so that's my body you do your hair what happened that is my actual somebody's different about you on this thumbnail but I can't tell what just the lighting just the lighting hmm so there it is so congratulations to Jeremy he's always keeping it classy [Music] apparently I've called Dan dad many times three times to be specific people have gone through the anals of hit of HP podcast history anals pulled me calling Dan dad that's dad now I did see a comment of a speech therapist who's like yeah Ethan has dyslexia or whatever and he scores the n and it sounds like a d okay so Dan is not well here let me just play it sure I'll pull up there can you hear dad's trip dance chip bag oh my dad sorry Dan and his dad said or I just called you Dad okay well I'm admitting it there I meant to call you Dan [Laughter] thought a little weird Daddy obviously they sound close yes we'll let it slide it was a typo don't let it happen again and then Dad said something I had the button now bad bad [Music] you know what I'd be cool if Dan was my dad I'll just be real about it right dad's I love my dad but right now he's not here Dan if he adopted me if he raised me he wasn't there he's at the store he played ball with me that's what it would look like if you think Dan would be absent I mean he would be woke as [ __ ] woke is an offensive term Maybe I'd be socially conscious please don't use that word offensive hey did you guys know we got in communication with a Nook finally a Nook of course who is our favorite uh we've been trying and trying and trying to get make contact with yeah and he followed the podcast on Instagram it literally changed our lives he sent us this beautiful message wait hold on him to call in but yeah I need to hold on a second I just got back and I looked at the chat and everybody's saying audio are we having the issue again audio uh oh one second well if you said it was for one second this is what happens you missed a beautiful moment Ethan said he wishes you were his dad yeah hold on a second I just got back and I looked at the chat and everybody's saying audio I've been messing with you again audio this sounds totally clean audio is fine somebody said I literally got back and it's fine now they're trolling you once again calling us my aura is literally holding the show together that's not very nice you guys some people are saying it's my mind your mic is cracking I've seen that in chat if you I just seen right now a few people said Amy's Mike uh uh it wasn't audio okay everybody's saying it's totally fine now all right well sorry about that uh I guess I fixed it I'm so good I guess I'm just that cool I'd walk in a room and it's getting fixed yeah thanks Dad it was bad for like two seconds okay okay thanks um so just so everybody knows uh I I have a pretty good idea of what is causing the issue and I have uh purchased a solution uh it actually just arrived this morning it's in a box that's sitting behind my chair so I will uh probably be implementing it on Monday morning and we should be good from now on It's the final solution the final solution to the audio problem just to be clear not not the final solution not the uh the other question got it final if you you are half Jewish which one I am half Jewish yes okay I can I can toe the line there um the nons the non-scottish half if you would like to make a button graphic of uh we'll be right back feel free to submit it to our subreddit I'll be I'm adding new ones now if you want to make a new one you want to exercise your creativity muscle over the weekend make a 16x9 we'll be right back graphic I'll add a bunch of them to the lineup because you know we'll be hitting that button over the year yeah this is your chance to get it uh on the show thank you Cam yeah that'll be great I have there was already some great ones on the subreddit and we've already implemented that into the loop uh some very funny ones uh but the more the merrier yeah I think we should do the Shakira section when Ethan gets back I think it'd be so funny with drunkies I think yeah it'd be good to see him put it together oh yeah it's juicy okay I don't know what's happening with her it's a PowerPoint we're about to fill you in yeah just you wait you're about to know everything about it all right we're gonna just jump right into it somebody said uh the Windows XP graphic is the best that that was a cam invention actually of course it was of course the best damn imagine yeah [Applause] hey I love you guys we should really start feeding I love you guys we should we are just best friends are we best friends are we best friends right now Olivia I love those sunglasses by the way thank you thank you they're from Amazon they're very 2005. are we doing yeah thank you guys outfit do you want to try yeah I want they're probably not gonna look good on me for some reason I have a feeling love St Patrick what a turnaround yo I just saw something weird I was taking a whiz and so I went to Russell Brands somebody retweeted Russell Brand oh it's Jordan Peterson of course they look amazing Mila yeah Russell Brand he follows 668 people so he's not a bot you guys want to do this sunglasses I'll take her back that's the vibe we'll go back to browsing Twitter Russell Brand follows me wait wait he only has 668 he only follows 668 people he follows me do you think we could get him I feel like that could actually be interesting because you know he's had this like slide to the right recently but he used to be a lot so yeah right there me and Zach would like that we knew that he follows you wait we've talked before yeah back in February 2020 he said I will come on your show email me he used to be a Marxist too but I think did we ever I don't know whatever happened no no we did I actually it's coming back I was here um let me search my email I remember we did have a little exchange and for some reason it just didn't work out it was like sorry I've been calling I mean daily yeah I'm I'm going to rumble yeah Rumble Rumble says I can't talk to you sorry bro Rubble says you're not cool I can talk to you yeah let's let's oh I know what happened what happened you know when this email I I have an email with his uh team and it's on February 9th 2020 right before covet hit oh was he gonna come in person that was the original plan oh that was this was pre-locked yo let's set it up yeah let's set it up Rumble Rumble me Tom could be interesting I used I used to like I used to like him too I hope you don't drunk text him Rumble me bumble right now I didn't but what should I say yo let's set it up yo Russell better late than never yo Russell your homie yo Russell Crowe yeah whatever you're doing is gonna he just did a thing with uh Stephen Crowder he's on Rumble which is like a conservative like pedophile and uh vampire but I thought that he was not a conservative he is he he went is I would say I met him at a movie and he went dark they paid him a lot of money I remember it does he used to be an interesting guy I don't know yeah last I remember he was not that yeah yo let's set it up but are you sure you want to be able to set it up that's it that's kind of weird just coming out of the blue yeah yeah what do you want me to say that's why I'm thinking maybe maybe tell them you're drunk like hey sorry I'm drunk that's the worst you look like such a weirdo I'm kidding oh you're kidding he was just uh let's just put the phone away for a minute but I don't forget people saying uh Russell Brand is not on the right guys uh he didn't used to be I I find it a little more this was not the case like a few years ago he's like three years he's on Rumble what more do you need to know he's a great well I agree like this man made a video called hang fauci I said what the [ __ ] Russell I did he really say that you feel like on my boots that's not a good joke you make it sound like you're actually so funny well you make it sound like you actually did that but he basically did without the cult of violence without that part let's go idiot I think he seems like he'd be willing to uh to speak with us he was married to Katy Perry you know that for a minute yeah we don't hold that against him though well no we but I mean they're both I guess if you want to go but she posted a like an endorsement for um Gavin Newsom yeah that Newsome Rick Caruso oh that's yeah yeah she's taking the right chasing the rules she wants to take a crew a Rick Caruso take a cruise so true what are we ordering I'm hungry he's a [ __ ] let's get pizza that'll make you happy no Eden says here's here's the further fun button repairs I love you all favorite podcast to listen to while I work on charting therapy now we read this is so long but Camp do you have a type is thick Latina therapist who Thrift her outfits in there somewhere oh yeah sure is that your type uh a cam I don't have a type you don't have a type you open everything yeah you got to happen even brother there's got to be at least let's not suck physically but there's got to be some kind of personality you gravitate to call it green yeah what kind of girl you like what kind of flavors I don't know I like creative people creative Ethan can I offer you water at this trying time right now uh that's actually probably a good idea all of us that have been drinking yeah is it alcohol like 90. let's get 100 water in you chug chug chug chug yeah yeah all right ending the show in five minutes yeah uh do you guys want to hear uh some breaking rather sad news no not a passing no no moving on no never mind no who died Lance Riddick died I know the [ __ ] that is you do know who he is even if you don't know the name good Riddick good riddance the Riddick too soon it was in The Wire uh oh no yeah he's so awesome great I am very uh wait how did it so dude that man was like he was only 60. he wasn't that old he was so healthy too he's like so it was a great escape I don't know what happened anything else Dan I did saw it right before we went live Friday again Friday I just felt like rip Zavala that's right he voiced one of the main characters in uh there's no Intel on on whatever I don't there might be I I saw it like when it was posted like 10 minutes ago so oh no not very much information uh that's horrible everybody should go and watch the wire if you haven't yeah one of the best shows of all time we just started me and Lena oh you know you just started it yeah it's a slow burn maybe but it's worth the investment that's what I keep saying I see it on the top of like every list of top shows so once you get invested in the characters because it's a slow burn it's really about the story and characters don't push Ed the first like 10 minutes of it a few times because every time we started I fall asleep yeah yeah it takes a little bit it's kind of like that the first getting into it but then it's like it's so good it's kind of like that yeah do you guys want y'all want some pizza though oh I'm not being in the chat uh it's a hard no what's c a Sam so I guess he he had let's see A's Maza what's Za he's uh you never heard zaw you guys know let's get some Za bruh wait can you say that you really never heard yeah yeah we again are you that's like a SoCal you don't want some zabra I think I already said no like you had a burrito I didn't eat [ __ ] I ate [ __ ] I I said like even if I was starving that would be the answer though okay I hate her you don't like pizza huh you're anti Pizza it's St Patrick's Day [Music] [Music] no I know you don't want pizza do you have another suggestion for food are you not hungry I'm honestly not hungry but I would go for a boba but you should not do that to yourself every time eats your something bad then it feels like [ __ ] the whole evening well I'm already drunk so yeah we had some busting food the other day to yourself what was that that fish place we had oh sweet fin sweet fin that was good what's sweeping don't you need some crust to soak up yeah fish and booze doesn't go well you know we need I tried you guys are bad influence I try to Elijah Elijah can I get a pizza with I said both I want bacon black olives diarrhea and boogers whenever I'm trying to joke with Theodore boogers vomit puke and piss is all the jokes it's like how about a poop smoothie with a puke and boogers he's a little comedian bro we're talking about boogers and [ __ ] look on meaty yo let's get some of that though I want bacon I can't believe you're black olives you're gonna regret this you regret it I'm already annoying no you're not what's the problem you can still eat healthy okay what should I eat then anything but Pizza okay y'all got six I do want Boba but that's a drink get a sandwich you understand carving board get a boba Sandwich Car bread pizza these nuts [Music] [Music] yeah nothing wrong with calling it early man oh stop it Zach we asked we asked our uh babysitter if she could stay late that doesn't mean late go ahead dab me up girl that [ __ ] up right now for some bacon hell no oh jingle those three I remember it was about ricegum but I remember the words I know your dad's a fan of this Dan huh you should say your dad was a fan of this beat of the ricegum song yeah me yeah maybe he told me at one point my dad my dad's uh my dad's a low-key fan he watches is your dad accepting uh applications for being it for son okay that's so sweet my dad asked me when I was in Michigan he goes you still work on that show right you're not you're not just you're not just boxing I swear to God he asked me if I'm just boxing I'm like you know I had one why and I lost right [Music] Wow Let's see black we can relate with it because he was a boxer right so yeah all of a sudden he was like well you're boxing okay yeah okay he wasn't a [ __ ] Apollo Creed right he just Sam what's the ET on pizza if you're looking uh she's African I haven't ordered anything so I don't know no but like you can see on post rates Olivia was gonna do this you're uh PowerPoint can we do yeah let's do the Shakira PowerPoint that I think that's cute yeah I would order from Domino's Direction it's usually about 20 minutes or so can we get someone else like [ __ ] dominoes can we get like a mom and pop sure my mom and Bob like Bingo mom and pop dominoes can suck my [ __ ] that's why I'm I hate pizza because like why do I want to eat this crap no Domino's can [ __ ] lick my hairy [ __ ] dude Lucifer Pizza dude Lucifer Domino's can clean my [ __ ] of all the dangle berries bro and let me live my life what do you got back there Sam I'm checking hold on one second I mean you don't want to learn about the Shakira drama I do but there's priority like what like getting the pizza order right isn't temporary and then as they're bringing it we talk about Shakira her hips don't lie everything is about 30 minutes 30 minutes is fine 30 to 40 minutes 30 is good 40 is so you want bacon black olives you find a good you good spot there's there's several options yeah I want bacon I want diarrhea I'm like boogers all right if you want ear wow you got to make a reorder and Cube shavings you got to make a real order if you want this to happen I want to play the game I want to play a game you want pineapple Olive and uh whatever the other thing you got is oh yeah yeah black olive black olive pineapple pineapple jalapeno jalapeno and oh my God okay you got it okay all right like too loud oh boy man we're gonna be sleeping Ethan you need to smoke you good you know smoke oh my God I could totally have white cigarettes I bet it's been written so long I've been so good I know I've been on that uh Nicorette but you know people go oh you can stop chewing I say okay I'll just have a cigarette then haters no you should stop chewing I know it's mode no I asked the GPT 4.0 last night I asked GPT 4.0 does Nicorette gum nicotine gum cause cancer they said there is no link between nicoricum but it didn't end there well there's some yeah there's adverse effects to eating [ __ ] you know you're asked the chatbot what'd you name the chatbot when you chew it you gotta follow the instructions and you don't you chew it for the whole for hours you're living in your mouth you're not supposed to do that well just push put the gum up here dude he doesn't do that he's doing it like oh it's not like a snooze low that's nothing no you don't I see you you're chewing it like a normal oh you're watching now I chew my gum you keep the tabs on how the what the the movement of my gum in my mouth uh yeah yeah I'm sure you're keep it cool oh the gum today was in the coordinates of uh the left cheek of Ethan's Garden for me you chew so loud I don't need to pay that much attention gum why are we on like self-destruction mode right now can we talk about that self-destruction snickering gum the GPT 4.0 said no link between Cancer okay what do you want to eat though because I know you don't like pizza do you want like a calzone a salad some pasta what do you like no I don't want anything you want to find the soup I gotta get a burrito right before you want to tear them a poo no brother no brother I want to tell you brother [Music] all right everybody tell what kind of Sam Sam what kind of pizza you want everybody tell Pizza what kind of salmon you want what kind of sandwich give my boys some sigis and some bacon there [Music] [Music] we hit it any other drink Ethan yeah guys nobody I think I got it right that was a total accident that was an accident yeah Nicorette gum yeah they're gonna think I did something I'm like [Music] all right seeing the chat go crazy there's no way that that didn't work right maybe because that was like right up I think we should we should just move on but I'll listen yeah it doesn't matter if they didn't see it it's all good you know the craziest part of the lore videos is seeing you smoke in the studio bro you have a cigarette right yeah cam this is the fake ones we were talking about it when we this Dan retrospective or whatever you want to call it uh there was like a long section where everybody in the studio is smoking I was like oh yeah we used to [ __ ] do that that's kind of insane back during the post Malone day we would just chain smoking that tiny space office what is it oh [ __ ] queen baby what can we so we can't smoke in here anymore or anything you can smoke I don't care but it's no don't no I do no no no nobody smokes inside hi this is 2023. well Zach like I was gonna say it's if the other people don't want second hand smoke then we respect that right we don't thank you yeah um mostly just because I'll really want a cigarette if you start right I don't want to smoke so please keep it away when the um guy from Google that engineer that got laid off from AI stuff came in his son was just lighting up a blunt in our office didn't even ask for permission we just told him to take it outside it's not that yeah people just yeah he was a wild child I respected it dude let's see what else is on let's do the Shakira thing yeah it'll be really funny when it with you in this we have been meaning to do Shakira for a while so are you ready for that Olivia she's so ready so do I need to uh uh do you want me to is it a little I can put it on my screen yeah go ahead you can pile it in all right I'll pilot it yeah and then if you have any questions you can just read off of it but if you have any questions just let me know all right so here we are you seeing this hello am I say yeah you're putting your order hips don't lie but men do Shakira Gerard Peak and Clara chicha mitcha Beach mm-hmm yes you ready what am I what do you guys want something from me you're right I I should just you're the pilot I'm the pilot you're right here we are I just taste weird did you really put alcohol in this Olivia okay yeah oh you're drinking more I don't know if there's a conspiracy to make me sober I put one shot of rum thank you Queen what's the drink in here like Diet Coke Coke Zero Coke Zero that's nice that's nice I think I would give you a Diet Coke [Applause] okay so what's the deal with Shakira huh yeah so Olivia you want to take us through this well Ethan if you wanna you can read all the prompts okay in 2010 there was a meeting 2011 confirmed dating between I'm assuming that Shakira and who's that on the right it says it on the bottom Gerard pick pick pick try to pick me Shakira and her partner of 11 years Gerard picked me met while on the set of her music video of a 2010 World Cup soundtrack song Waka Waka this time for Africa they was called this time for Africa it was called what's what is this that's a banger what's this you remember that one dude yeah bro it's 2010 for Africa so this year's for Africa that year was that was a long time ago ever years for Africa what is time for Africa wasn't there a Muppet baby that was waka waka uh Fozzie Bear would say waka waka you're right I'm assuming this is referring to wakawaka African phrase though so pick a line knock knock babies we talk about Africa this time for Africa man that felt really racist what you did is Jamaican accent which isn't Jamaica is not in Africa so what yeah Gerard on after he and Shakira met the details showed that she liked me we started messaging each other during the World Cup but the only chance I'd get to Sierra was if we made the final because she was performing in the closing ceremony wait you guys missed go back one cool soccer player yes he's a soccer player soccer player yes he plays for where Spain so he was in the World Cup yeah famous in the World Cup yeah 2010 and they won oh world to 2010 okay a center text to find out what the weather was like [ __ ] you don't have Google it's 2010. excuse me [ __ ] raisin in Texas shut up dude Google was around in 2010 idiot suppose that's not the best pickup line here hey what's the weather like I sent her a text to find out what the weather was like since we were arriving a few days later in general when you ask a question this stupid okay he knows it you get answer like it's cold bring a coat but she wrote a long paragraph with details about the change in temperature during the day she turned into a meteorology I said to myself Jesus that's not normal what okay the details show that she liked me she's like cloudy with the chance of rain he's like this she wants me we started messing each other during the World Cup but the only chance I'd get to see her was if we made the final because she was performing in the closing ceremony so I told her if I had to make it all the way to the final just to see her I would that's okay that's better now we're talking that's better than what's the weather yeah yeah upgrade okay wow happy ending that kids Shakira and joab never legally tied the knot okay but remained a couple for 11 years and had two sons together well that's beautiful nice Milan and Sasha cool cute very cute in June 2022 that's very recently Shakira and pick me announced that they would be breaking up in a joint statement released by their team we regret to confirm that we are partying wise for the well-being of our children who are our highest border we ask that you respect their privacy thank you for understanding okay cheating rumors begin to swirl two months oh I think you arrived 36 was seen at a music festival publicly kissing Clara Chia Martini what the [ __ ] Clara Marty the uh a 23 year old bro are you serious right now a 23 year old public relations student who lives in Barcelona you're [ __ ] lady just she [ __ ] destroyed her body right two boys for you and now you're gonna go [ __ ] a 20 year old shame on you pig nice thank you there you go what a pig bro what a pig [ __ ] you bro no peek your penis got blasted in thirst for my little kid and then you like try to find a lover I have to necessarily yeah hold on go back I didn't finish it the two attended a wedding together not long after they were photographed together in August hey good luck with him chia dude just [ __ ] moves on once you hit 25 apparently Shakira since shaded her ex in multiple songs queen go off a she-wolf like me isn't for guys like you oh oh oh for guys like you oh oh oh oh I was out of your league and that's why you're was someone just like you oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm worth two 22 year olds you traded in a Ferrari for a twingo what's a twingo no I don't know kind of like a European car brand probably some [ __ ] I'm sure you traded in a Rolex foreign yeah it's like oh it is a Renault there you go oh that ain't no kind of car you want to be driving if you're trying to [ __ ] that ain't no car bro that ain't no car about to get you laid okay pop off Shakira right yeah yeah you good you get through this I mean I did read everything on that I just wasn't sure if you got past so how did Shakira find out Gerard was cheating good question [Music] strawberry jam I don't that's just okay we like okay I guess we'll find out why page six reported in January that during a December 2022 appearance on the Spanish speaking show socialite Shakira reveals she discovered her ex was cheating on her after returning home from a trip to discover someone had been eating her favorite strawberry jam while she was away she claimed that neither her children nor pick me like the jam which tripped her off that something was going on no way wow exposed strawberry jam so smart somebody came into her house like while he's cheating on her he would bring that person to the house to eat the jams Jam breakfast is a specific yeah when you're cheating it's literally her Jam he was eating not only literally Not only was she eating her Jam but she was also eating the him gym totally inappropriate yeah all right okay she's quite literally the queen of jam beautiful grams don't lie they Jam don't lie and January 25 2023 the couple which is Gerard and Clara the new uh uh new girl Judith says uh maybe we just call it Judas or he's Judas you can but really the blame should be on him it is it is yeah she's just like cool then why not yeah whatever they went Instagram official one of the top comments is wait you can leave pictures on Instagram yeah what you can now comment gifts I have a few people have done it on my photos I got so confused at first dude this man will never stop getting Shakira gifts as long as he lives yeah can't you just not [ __ ] a 20th year old just be with your kids bro be with your wife you scumbag you loser it looks like they're really young right like they're that girl is the babies the baby yeah 2013 2015. yeah like real just jerk off the you know you mean like it's not that serious just be with your kids it's way more important would you want the respect of your children you [ __ ] also your girl is also your own wife she's gonna be one of the most desirable women in the world literally perfect if Shakira gets cheated loyalty like you guys had kids together yeah half Lebanese Queen where's the Loyalty bro that's right I didn't know if I believed it until she is a tax fraud and then I was like she's one of us wait what oh she is one of us she's going to jail for tax problems she is one of us wait wait maybe you can make that joke I don't know to jail for real I didn't hear I don't know what uh yeah no in Spain I believe she uh she got busted for uh not paying your taxes yes oh Queen that's Queen Behavior no it's not well she got caught so Spanish government has charged a care with defrauding the country of 14.5 million euros in taxes one of us one of us that's not fraud that's just being smart you know how many insurance jobs are in my hometown it's [ __ ] insane y'all don't believe in taxes they'd be I pay my taxes I'm just saying the same restaurant caught on fire like three times it's suspicious you got to do what you got to do that's that's a universe to be fair that's a Griff that everybody wrong message from you because you very much do pay your taxes so I'm not I know you're kidding but I don't know I don't yeah I'm not here to admit that I'm committing federal crime we don't [ __ ] with the IRS no I pay my taxes I pay so much in taxes y'all would [ __ ] cry if you saw what I pay you would Cry tears of pain you would look to the sky and say why God I actually like that you pay that much in taxes you know I wouldn't mind it if people had like Universal Health Care and it wasn't just paying for like cruise missiles to blow up the Iraqi villagers okay that's a very fair point but the fact that I'm extremely Fair Point 55 taxes to [ __ ] kill like children in Iraq yeah not that dumb okay die children in Iraq who are minding their own business picking like [ __ ] gym that's awesome that's America baby and that's what it's all about right ELO that's what it's all about me up for that stab me up [ __ ] beautiful God bless America blowing up farms and Iraq in Afghanistan while children in America die of cancer that's America that's America durable blindness being treated by distribution [Music] classes [Music] thank you because you're clout goggles goggles [Laughter] Kill Bill scissor scissor look your hip Schism yes yes which ain't nothing to [ __ ] with ready though [Music] enter the 36th Chambers at 36 Chambers God damn it Olivia why'd you give him those glasses yeah all right all right ready the button when when these glasses you're good you're good about street cred 36 Chambers I get it I don't think scissor was in Wu-Tang then okay Valentine's Day uh wait what happened I think you're confusing it with with [ __ ] from now I understand why you got confused I'm so confused I'm not following anything you're saying yeah but that makes sense [Laughter] she's amazing I love her so much more though she was in Wu-Tang and thank you Bryce for the gift we love you all thank you so much happy St Patrick's Day everybody are saying she did base her name off of Rizza so it is very understandable that you got it confused is but yeah not actually directly affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan wants us to say Irish wristwatch I don't know why but there it is okay what else you want me to say like I'm a [ __ ] monkey I'm a tap dance for you what else you want me to say a trick big black bug bled blue black blood okay you want to say that no okay so let's see uh Shakira She says scissor Kill Bill [ __ ] where is she mopping up a murder which is kind of a serve in Minecraft wow okay she wrote the lyrics this is Olivia commentary I might kill my ex not the best idea his new girlfriends next how'd I get here I might kill my ex I still love him though rather be in jail than alone wow one of us it's kind of crazy though when you think that they have two kids together it's like maybe chill maybe just kill on that Shakira tells Clara to go to hell while discussing her PL her split from pick me in a Spanish interview with Mexican journalist Enrique I said Shakira appeared to take aim at her ex's partner when she said There's a Place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women again this is something me and you talk about the blame is 100 on the guy I mean listen the girl whatever she has no loyalty she has no [ __ ] obligation to you yeah your man's the one that [ __ ] you also who's older she's the 23. he's he's the 30 whatever 40. I don't know how old he is just like you can't blame her it's your dude's fault I'm sorry to say it but it's all his fault agreed next so Ethan thoughts do we like jam I don't even know what that means well do you like strawberry jam do you like jam Jam's okay so my favorite strawberry Jam So when you say it's not your favorite what do you like what I mean it's not what you're using instead of jam it's not my ideal topping for bread I mean I'll take butter or cream cheese or one thing I do damn on toast I want to abdoris cream cheese and jam together I love that oh fantastic combination yeah strawberry agreement there yeah like strawberry cream yeah you and Shakira are your sisters but yeah but I wouldn't dude Shakira would beg me she would say Ethan please and I'll say no I'm with my wife I love Elitch she's way better than you it's my love of my life I have two boys who deserve to see a faithful loving man dedicated with respect and admiration to their mother right [ __ ] you Shakira for even ask me that you know it's all of love and respect between me and your mother's some people are saying the girl is Not Innocent but it's not her fault she got no blame but like none do we know when they started dating for sure that's the cheating rumors started swirling because he was seen kissing someone so soon so everyone was like oh he must have cheated and then she was like I knew that he was cheating because of the jam so according yeah so according to Shakira yeah never lies look if you ask me this 23 sure if she went with a married guy yeah yeah but the blame no reason she has no loyalty to anybody the the reason the responsibility is on your husband who's the father of your kids you cannot blame this 23 year old she's just living her [ __ ] life dude it's some famous soccer player said hey let's let's do this thing and she said cool it's not her fault you've got to look to the real problem your man is the one that should have said no your man is the one that says my loyalty is to my kids and their mother because it's not just oh I want to [ __ ] this young girl it's your kids that suffer from that it's your kids that grow up without a good male role model who loves and respects his partner who loves and respects his children go off it's not her fault it's his fault he's the [ __ ] villain he's been relaxed back there you know what I mean it's not been that's the person right now oh that's the creature yeah he's preaching right now oh I thought it was doing his life oh yeah yeah yeah um here's a comment saying there's also the power Dynamic yeah don't don't forget that like he's famous she's a 23 year old she she's not a celebrity in it or in any way it's a hundred percent on him yeah and yeah by the way thank you Bill Simmons 50 gifted you're a legend Bella do we have pizza on the way Sam yes [ __ ] yeah it'll be here in like 30-ish that's what's up that's what's up um we are at three hours by the way and um with the level of drunkness I feel like we have already gotten away with murder on this episode maybe we should what I'm waiting for pizza 30 minutes away why would I end it now because because you um somebody also said he could have lied and said they weren't together anymore and that's that's why I'm saying like we don't fully know is there more details and and I don't know if I know there's some speculation yeah these were the confirmed stuff okay there's like speculation about her wearing Shakira's clothes and being in her home and there are a bunch of conspiracy theories oh [ __ ] we gotta do the lore you you can we do it now as part of the show be kind of interesting it'd be so confusing the goal is to actually introduce new people and you're just sloppy drunk in this intro it's going to be a little odd oh really yes really really I can get it together people I know I'm drunk I'll be sober as [ __ ] for a minute all right let's give it a try but but try and pull it together okay ready this is the intro for the lore video I'm gonna pull it together I'm gonna be sober as a gopher maybe let's remove all the cocktails and uh drinks from the shot this is for new coming super right sober as a gopher yup yeah are you oh [ __ ] I forgot all the words nope love that song though yeah yeah let me look yup nope lyrics ever oh see that first line has us learn yeah I can't say that nope nope ever told on a brother nope ever squeeze the trigger yep yep ever set a brother up nope ever helped a brother out when he was down on his luck yeah you a sap nope you a brother you a Mac yep let me hold a couple dollars nope all right y'all still be popping yellow colors ready to go y'all still be popping yellow colors all right we're ready to go popping all our College we're gonna tell the question to you guys in five seconds Dan y'all be popping yellow color let's just jump right into the intro to the lore video we're gonna make our best attempts yeah to pull together here we go in five four three two stock rims on the scraper no stop paint wetter than the lake okay that's fine I'm just worried because you're the nuclear you're you're reading off of a list okay Ron Burgundy they have a big ass button with the red red button on it you are a little bit of a monkey burgundy that's the problem you need to do the intro everybody got choices I choose to get money I'm stuck to this bread everybody got choices hey [ __ ] is choosing them all in their head all right everybody got choices and keep it one thousand the life that I chose everybody got choices these brothers being hating I already know that I never go broke no no I'm a state keeping money yeah yeah and I ain't got it all right so no no I'ma say do it yeah yeah do the intro to the lore video if you broke [Music] Zach [Applause] [Applause] can you request a Nook do choices sure can we record the intro I'm dying for the Nook to do choices that would be funny everybody got choices all right I'll do that I'm gonna do this Dan intro all right here we go in five four three two welcome everybody to H3 Lord number two today we honor damn the producer who we all love so well in fact Dan came to us as a humble live switcher and he turned it into Dan the wizard he ascended and um even though he clogs the toilet from time to time with his massive dumps laughs we still love him regardless of his duties I love him so much where'd my drink go yo what the [ __ ] who took my drink we took it away because we had to shoot this and if there's a bunch of alcohol on the table it will give it away should we start over yeah well yeah I mean that was that was the first take it wasn't a bad First Take we I feel like we can do better that was the best ticket all right let's try again all right here we go uh from the top here we go in five four three two welcome everybody act normal this won't work take three take three from the top all right from the top oh no your drink is back no Lina Lina that was a good idea to remove that that was a good idea that was a good idea he's falling away she's only following order Selena said he's my boss though he's yeah she's the Nazi concentration cup guard only following him right they were executed were they hanged I believe so yes they were just following orders right the whole point of that phrase is that that wasn't a good enough let me ask you a question we can make it keep it going enough thank you [Music] the two of us okay let's try this again all right here we go can't you in best app ever all right here we go in five four three two welcome everybody to h3lore number two today we honor our producer dad laughs [Laughter] okay I had it y'all threw me off oh we're mentioning like new people this is for new people [Laughter] I'm not even kidding I swear I think it will pull in more people all right let's try again all right one more here we go from the top in five four three two welcome everybody to H3 lore number two today we uh honor our producer Dan he is now ascended to the Wizardry we know him as today he's a tech wins a tech genius but when we hired him he was a um he was just a live switcher basically for a tech company isn't that right then uh no that's not accurate really well okay so correct me then dude don't embarrass me in my own [ __ ] lore video I was a technical director and I and I directed live shows and uh did all okay so switcher doesn't even encapsulate the love I mean I was happy to let it just roll with that but then you you asked me if that was correct and it's just not okay well he's also a contrarian and a [ __ ] hater you didn't know that but Dan you know we found Dan at a time when the podcast was really kind of on the ropes because we were having a hard time ascending kind of upgrading at the time it was me and Ela and it was hard to find people you could trust people you could work with who had the technical know-how and also who were liable and trustworthy and funny frankly Dan had the camera presence it was a charisma he has the technical ability he is my Baba Booey oh that's that's very sweet Dan is frankly he's the hat trick he's got you are so talented technically you have I mean if you look back at these early episodes which we're going to show now the show has come so far and now you're managing such a kind of a huge technical Goliath we have this button I mean this twenty thousand dollar button that could just erase 20 seconds like it never happened like 1984 memory hole and that's all from Dad and um we're trying to add too that in the beginning we just brought the cameras with us right we set it up right and then hit the record yeah you just push the button and then I was hoping for the best and then spent hours editing if you remember it was yeah oh yeah that's right in the early days I would take all the cameras put them into Adobe and then I was editing it all bro that was a nightmare and then um yeah we kept looking for people to work with on the spot and I remember there was the one guy was it Carlo Carlos was a good guy yeah he's the one who recorded yeah he's a buddy of mine though he came and helped us like temporarily but he was like I might know a guy and then he recommended then so we worked with Dan on a freelance basis and then we're like oh [ __ ] maybe he's actually good for the full-time position and we offered it to you Dan and uh you graciously accepted you trusted us you you worked with us because you were employed at the time right I was employed I was very busy at the time but uh I was fans of you guys and I was having a lot of fun doing the podcast and also I was at that point many years deep into doing live event um gigs which if anybody is out there who has experience with that they know is a very exhausting stressful lifestyle of you know 16 to 18 hour days and working weekends all the time and everything and uh this seemed like a great opportunity so I jumped in and then also very quickly it became a meme that then would have anything on him in his backpack like the MacGyver of podcasts every time we were like oh we really want to add a camera here or we really would love to be able to control it from the laptop and every time we add a feature and then he's like yeah I could probably figure it out I probably have a cable give me a minute I probably have something in my backpack so not only is Dan extremely capable but he's funny he's caring he is a very uh genuine and sweet down-to-earth hard-working guy it is Dan the producer who we've been Grace with the with the grace of God has brought us Dan Dan and the producer people ask who is Dan the producer Dan the producer people aren't asking that let's go back in time to Dan's first appearance on the show then the producer who made it all possible okay that was pretty good Ethan you think that worked I mean you really likes to learn a little bit but yeah it was very heartfelt and it had a good vibe so I don't know maybe that is useful it was a hard phone yeah Pam says it's perfect and he's he's cutting it so there you go I think I'll watch that back and I'll be like miserably trash yeah I mean I was still crying laughing in the beginning I hope that's not gonna be weird it's fine whatever nobody cares I think you hopped out of frame again I just want to know where that bacon Beach you know we should watch actually since we're waiting so you know the elk boys right okay okay I was gonna say maybe this one isn't the best yeah to watch this episode yeah we got the bun it's just yeah it's just we have so many other good stories but we already once to great success I got you but it's just it's a dicey subject and I just feel like it's dicey yeah oh come on it doesn't we have so many other good things right now all right we'll skip now goes to Israel we can do it next week or something when we're I do suspect that milk was paid off by the Israeli government to do propaganda I do Wonder like who would pay for that because I didn't know they do stuff like that well I've seen Israel but it does kind of seem like that they're sort of like it's worse or something I've seen Israel running like ads on YouTube and TV about like four of them like come to Israel yeah and I think it's kind of that kind of Outreach crazy um and you know Nook is conservative yeah they kind of encapsulate that Christian like we need to protect Israel for when Jesus comes back and kills all the Jews like it's supposed to be we can't be having Arabs kill the Jews we need Jesus to kill all the Jews I liked in all timelines every Jew dies no matter who you are right and this is why I'm a little reluctant to it you guys want to watch now goes to Israel why don't we watch uh or you know we've got to give the audience this update about a Nook this is actually a big new big news oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy [Applause] by the way big news [Music] he's a popular liberal uh Twitter reply guy okay yeah if anyone find out he was like a child star or something real Predator no he was on dash oh I know everybody oh Olivia knows yeah yeah Dash was on this show called Summer break which was a YouTube reality show for summertime which was it was like High School Los Angeles kids he was on two separate Seasons hey what does the pope say when he's juicy little boy with that with the cross here's a video of it so Donald Trump um yeah I'm gonna [ __ ] croak oh God so Donald Trump I can't this man starts his videos oh boy all right what we can talk about uh we're gonna talk about it news this breaking the Nook news a neck of my heart a Nook of my dick because he's so hot blue eyes some of it might be though that's [ __ ] beautiful I was touching I'm just freaking lighted the fire oh boy Whoa all right where what are we looking at a Nook a Nook we got in contact with a nug a nook and cranny no the the singer that has become quite a meme on the show oh he said so we made contact with another contact yes it's big news so is this responsible message we sent them yeah I mean we we have been leaving comments on all of his videos on Tick Tock and Instagram right yep and yeah we sent him okay so a Nook finally acknowledged it he acknowledged us so shout out to the person who made that fly me to the moon thing because I posted that and tagged a Nook and that seemed to get his attention very well yeah he replied I'm surprised I'm so great well hold on he's not sure who is he's at because you're doing a collaboration with him right yeah so uh he hit me up his name is um Aaron uh he's in Finland um we are uh he sent me a news track I don't want to spoil anything yet but he sent it to me and he's like will you rip a uh guitar solo over this dude I heard your guitar so it's genuinely so good like I wish we could play it but I want him to have his moments right right um but the song is a great spin on a uh another great song that a Nook sings and um it has that kind of synthwave vibe as well same Vibe yeah so uh he he said it should be out soon enough uh collab coming up well we're trying and so yeah I mean he did get back to us um and the long and short of it is he said uh he loves that we love his content so much and he's so happy I love sharing it that he loves that we love it so true so he says hello I would like to thank you very much for the attention and for giving me this opportunity I already follow your page on all platforms King King I already want to contribute I really want to contribute to your platform but I live in Italy and our time is different so is he an Italian king yeah uh he lives in Italy I believe his immigrant he he may or may not be uh I know he's we love immigrants don't we he's either uh first or second generation from uh Thailand do we love immigrants Dan of course because we wouldn't be here without him baby you're married to one yep never thought about it that way [Music] all right so he says I really want to go Jupiter platform I live in Italy and our time is different also I have a full-time job so I don't have much time most of the time I have time is spent singing I love this the idea that every single moment of this man's Freedom he might be telling them [Music] John Lennon is that you yeah John Lennon please come back we need to mix them in that compilation [Music] most of the time I have time is spent singing so I think it's inconvenient for an interview but it's the use of my work whether it's my singing voice various Clips I'm very happy to let you use it or play it in all respects well frankly a Nook I love you but you do not own the rights to any of them that was what I said the other day that's straight up not your [ __ ] it was like that's very generous but you also don't own any of the music that is 100 not in your jurisdiction yeah but we appreciate it [Music] [Music] I'm starting to feel like I'm way more sober and you're like you're sober as a gopher I'm on [ __ ] Mars right now I can tell yeah the food is going to be here in just a few minutes I'm literally on the moon of Saturn which one that's a new place I believe it's called um uh I'm on these nuts Europa Europa Deez Nuts is uh Europa is a Jupiter moon Dan whatever bro it doesn't matter I'm it's strong cares where Moon it is oh I know [ __ ] sorry he says but if it's the use of my work whether it's my singing voice very Eclipse I'm very happy to let you use your plating respect that's not your right to Grant thank you again for the opportunity you have given me I apologize for some inconvenience may you all have happy God bless you so what I want from a Nook I want to just I just want him for a five minute call you know I'm not asking for uh a lot of his time from his busy prolific day he's been singing but you can also pre-record it if we need like his time zone dick [Music] that's funny because I'm because he's [ __ ] hot okay that's the joke there it's not a joke it's not a joke it's a real desire thing right back yeah uh this is the cover of Abbey Road not get back so it's a little a little bit of a stretch yes sir [Music] we'll get right back is it I mean the referencing get back though but that song isn't on Abby Road it's written in a Nook vocab a Nook vernacular we'll get right back crickets go ahead and play the cricket all right uh the pizza is arriving I think we should drive towards the uh the ending here yeah why because the pizza's here so so it's time to end the show ER listen to your father three and a half hours considering the amount of alcohol yeah we have we have cruise through this episode mostly in your demon for that what he keeps putting my dad over Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad I'll be tap I'll be river dancing my ass out of here in an Uber can we we're not sober enough to drive I'll be driving at 90 miles per hour listening to Highway stars going out man oh my God no of course I won't be driving of course thank you for clarifying you know I want to just reflect a little bit if we can on the specialness of St Patrick's Day me as an American person paying homage and with the utmost respect to the Irish people and their culture the Saint Patrick who did a genocide on snakes why I don't know he [ __ ] murdered millions of snakes there was no reason for that who were the snakes they're minded on [ __ ] business they rodents they ra they they you know they're an important role in the ecosystem what happens when you kill all the snakes then you have a right infestation if it's a saint no he's a [ __ ] idiot say Patrick's a [ __ ] idiot dude dumbass looser idiot dumbass he goes oh I walk the pastures with the Sheep shut up idiot I play Minecraft Saint Patrick I have a Redstone Minecraft machine that kills sheep and you're walking the pastures with them fool you fool [ __ ] them dude mm-hmm I do want to say though St Patrick if you are listening I will [ __ ] you up in a physical 1v1 I will literally overpower you take you to the floor and make you submit if this Muslim Infinity War happens that I was talking about right your wish could come true yeah you think so we'll come out of one of the portals I mean Jesus I mean not Matthew are supposed to team up so right I mean you never know so wait is sheamuson Jesus on the good side yeah no Jesus is he missing a lot or cool Jesus is yeah we believe Jesus is going to come back like a badass yeah and said Jesus Allah and Moses our Vibes oh yeah yeah Moses tag me out dog they're all gonna stop Thanos right yo Allah hook me up brother boom and then Jesus comes out [ __ ] you [ __ ] wow Jesus is gonna fly from heaven with Thor's hammer and [ __ ] [ __ ] up it's gonna be so sick all right let's start the outro music he's like yo I'm the Son of God [ __ ] bring it up he's like yo I'm the Son of God [ __ ] what'd you do burn a bush who cares happy St Patrick's Day everybody it's been a great St Patrick's Day it's been so fun tonight I love you shout out to me no can I be real I don't remember anything we've been here for three over three hours well over three years what the [ __ ] have we been doing luckily it's documented you get you gave like a 90 minute Symposium for you it's all on camera yeah remember String Theory yeah String Theory remember talking about that you guys want to come in Monday yo we need to get drunk everywhere oh boy wait do you guys have more questions about the theoretical physics I'll ask you off camera um behind finishing an episode of the podcast and how do we do it okay Universe with multiversity there is a Multiverse where Ethan Bizarro Ethan has wrapped it up and moved on Wow but at this universe here I don't think it's cool to call him Bizarro well Bizarro in the sense that it's not discriminating against other Ethan Ethan hate yeah I like that no Ethan hate thanks I need I think the fans could learn from you know Ethan I hate you [ __ ] [Laughter] all right we're going to Vegas we'll see y'all next week thank you Irish people [Music] laughs [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 203min 20sec (12200 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 17 2023