When Your Rolls SUCK in the Entire Game of Dungeons and Dragons

all right now after that brutal combat sequence let's move over to the next room as you open the illusionists next door you find a pretty luxurious looking bedroom now be careful the last room was just one big mimic let's make sure this room's not another trick yep that would have been nice to know before I ate my Beast companion oh and Duke since you're leading the group make a perception check for me it's another three from what you can tell there's nothing to be really alarmed about in this room oh thank goodness I jumped back flop on top of the bed and as you run across the carpet you notice you spring up this green dust and as you land on top of the bed you notice you spring up this blue dust all of you I need you to make a constitution saving throw for me oh this is not a normal room who would have known me I I would have anyway 18. dirty 20. that's uh six ah Duke as you inhale this blue dust you fall face first into the carpet as this dust has putting you into a deep sleep and I don't want to be too rude so make another Constitution saving throw for me [Music] nine uh well this green dust you saw is poison powder and you're now poisoned because you are just inhaling this stuff in oops oopsie okay okay yep and this type of poison powder does deal damage so let me go ahead and roll your damage really quick oh look at that full damage it makes me that safe that's a one oh that is two fails right there I got a potion of healing don't worry and that is 10 points of healing congrats you're back up and as you wake you see another person come through the door he looks at you and says can I help you yes yes you can can you help us get out of here roll persuasion oh rule persuasion okay why not just help us how how is that possible the person looks at you and says no and he closes the door and you hear it lock oh dang man kind of blew it seriously oh and if I would have done it I would have gotten a 24. then why don't you take charge I'm obviously not cutting at this session okay I rolled to find a way out uh 520 by going through the locked door oh oh see we know how to get out now this is your chance this is your moment are you sure are you sure I I could just tell you what I'm gonna get I don't even need a rod point it's the doubt creeping in bro and just like your ex-wife not needing you in her life you don't need this doubt in your life that was ouch [Music] that's just the confidence telling you that it's here okay all right well I don't have any lock picks so I'll just kick down the door go ahead and make a strength check [Applause] ah the DC was a 21. [Music] ha it's good to see you my friends Lord that bury it is here but not vlog I know what I must do but before I go I leave the kingdom of one shot in your hands protect one another and keep building our kingdom through established titles these title packs give you at least one square foot of dedicated ladder to private estate in adelston Scotland who get an official certificate with a Crest and a unique part number to see the exact location of your land which is very heartwarming because established titles told me the first 200 people that purchased a title pack using my link below will effectively be next to my plot and you will all be the best rulers of the one shot Kingdom will ever see and this gives you the title of Lord or lady so you can get it on your credit card plane ticket Etc and there is a couples pack that comes with a joining plot of blood and I am proud to say that I gotta be by your side and they plant a tree with every order and work with global Charities like one tree planted and trees for the future to support Global reinforestation efforts looks like it's time for me to take a long rest but before I go established titles is running a massive early Black Friday sale and if you use my code one shot you will get an additional 10. say no so go to establishtitles.com slash one shot to receive your gifts and rebuild our kingdom with your hearts it was an honor being your lord and I will miss you my friends now go on get out of here and become the rulers that you were meant to be foreign [Music]

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Id: 80ZyVz0LLYc

Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 14 2022