When Isaac Newton discovers gravity (and everything else)

this video is sponsored by flexispot gravity what gravity makes things go down obviously no cuz like why don't Things Fall sideways cuz how would that work we just going to fall sideways forever is that the world you want to live in hey you ever noticed that things don't move until you move them how's that possible are you okay and then they keep moving until you stop them from moving like what are you coming to the party tonight I said you'd be cool hey you think if I push that twice as hard it would move twice as fast seems reasonable I think this will be really big one day I highly doubt that what is the area under X squ from like 0 to 3 that's going to drive me crazy where did that come from and if that's my position over time like what's my velocity and how do we profit off that we could go on Shark Tank you think that's related to the area thing you really have to get laid do you think Claire is attracted to me okay yes now we can talk here how about you like if we're at a party and I take her Mass oh my God and then multiply it by my mass and then divide that by the distance between a squared I think that's probably like a constant multiple of the force that we feel towards each other and I don't know I just think that's kind of beautiful but she's like a sick so I don't know maybe don't use that as a picture pickup line you think When Things Fall the Earth actually moves up just a little bit thought that was just a conspiracy but just like a little like not even that what if all of space and time is like a giant sheet and Earth folds that sheet in and we fall towards it that's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard never try again hey you know how finding the zeros of pols can be like a total sometimes yeah I'm kind of working on something for that I could tell you but you have to sign an NDA how about you work on finding a woman cuz zeros of polinomial don't make you go to brunch every Sunday here let me sell you on this okay what are the zeros of this polom I don't know how to solve that exactly supply and demand my friend just thought of a third law got to test it oh well I'm going to get going Captain's Log the results are in and after punching him in the face my hand hurts how's that possible dude now my hypothesis is that the forces will be equal but opposite hey how would you describe your pain scale of 1 to 10 10 dude me too hurts like a just as expected the forces were equal but opposite how is that possible what why did you punch me you think you're mad I punched you and my hand hurts how's that fair I mean if we're being honest I'm the one who should be upset and you know who at God he's the one who made these laws the way they are I do blame him a little hey you notice that things always move in the direction you move them should we be writing this down wow dude that's some revolutionary stuff there what are you trying to accomplish science people are dying of the plague and we don't have toilets like there are more important matters but things aren't moving when you don't move them and that's like not written anywhere in the ten commandments so what's going on why did you punch me of all people livet is in here like why not someone else or something else it had to be a random sample I think this is going to be so big one day okay I'm okay science must always be repeatable Captain's Log the results are in but why did you use a bat this time well I didn't want to hurt my hand oh wait the bat's dented how's that possible and the dent matches his Jawbone perfectly equal but opposite you think this is why Bruno was burned at the stake cuz I get it but it should really rhyme hey what do you think of for every action there's an equal equal and opposite reaction not true have you ever tried talking to protesters I think this is going to be really big you have got to stop saying that and why can't you use anything other than my face well we don't have four sensors yet so this is what we have to do make one now or there's going to be a science Crusades real soon led by me well that's going to cost a lot hey can I borrow five bucks fund raise use supply and demand ask the church I don't care okay hey buy this chair dude that's my chair this is the flexi spot C7 premium ergonomic office chair this self- adaptive chair is a game changer because with other non-scientific chairs my posture would just go down the drain cuz that's the way gravity acts but with the C7 chair there's adaptive back support that'll adjust with your body to complement every posture you can also adjust the headrest armrests seat depth as well as the back support for a fully customized fit that allows you to recline up to 128° so if you have to spend long hours being seated for school or work or procrastinating the C7 chair will help relieve pressure and prevent fatigue so click the link below and use code BD C7 for an additional $30 off their C7 premium urgan e omic office chair [Music] [Music]

Channel: Zach Star

Views: 85,125

Keywords: zach star, zachstar, isaac newton, newton, gravity, newtons laws, laws of motion

Id: gc7j2QGJbvQ

Length: 6min 15sec (375 seconds)

Published: Fri May 24 2024