When a Fish Bites Your Balls (sus)

oh yeah we're playing the real dumb ways to die wait already an ad so this is the actual game there's like 80 ways to die we got this being idiot so let's jump in we already have a new one tilt and waterfall okay so wait what what I don't know what to do stuck in a super glue we're like stupid glue okay we remember this one so we just move it out of the way yes he grows hair uh-huh and then we have a stupid ad can I pay to remove ads because that's gonna get annoying all right we're not getting fast okay new game close the door uh what did I get right yay okay so we hit the panda guy in the face that's pretty cool and now we're barbecue yeah we have all these new ways to die this is awesome okay so uh hello wait what am I supposed to do there he just blew up he's dead oh it's lit it's bloody okay so we just murdered that guy all right what do we do here uh we're sunbathing slip slop okay so we don't want him to die from Sun cancer so we gotta put all the sunblock on them okay good we're not doing his arms apparently which I mean oh wait what oh he lived okay well yeah you should always sunblock your arms as well trust me it hurts wait is this gonna blow up his balls okay keep the firework up no I want it to actually blow him up and see the death oh excellent I hate it when that happens oh what's this okay what do we get 520 want extra points no we're gonna be completely free to play unless we have a stupid ad can I pay money to disable ads oh right here no ads okay I just bought that I got a pirate hat as well and 500 coins all right let's jump back in wait how am I getting this well they're supposed to be like 80 ways to die and I keep getting the same old ones come on keep giving me new ones okay this one again all right so what am I uh how do I want this whole down block the gas looks okay holding it down did I win oh okay we only had one that time all right this is a new one move the beans below the yellow line okay wait I want them to get hit by a car or what's gonna happen let's see uh oh oh he just fell off a building oh okay well that changed really quickly we got boxing here we go drag and drop put on your safety gear okay let's put put on the gloves okay oh all right well we went we just knocked him out one punch okay we remember this one we just gotta hold and spin it the other way there we go all right this one we just gotta punch the guy in the door but let's see what happens when I I don't get it right so we hit the panda yeah okay so we lose and oh wait he didn't even kill me he just sat there with his claws he didn't do anything scrub the screen to remove the puke okay but I don't wanna actually I like watching him die I just do I'm sorry guys oh okay well what happened there was he fell down he hit his head on the ground and that killed him yeah it's pretty gruesome okay so we gotta get to 1800 and then we get tip toe tap whatever that means we got the boxing one again let's actually fail and maybe we put it on like his head like that oh I guess it fell on his arm all right whatever we need the points anyway drag the what is this oh oh it's a fork in a toaster yeah never do that children oh it's a b it's gonna sting him and up okay so now we're actually gonna do this one because we've already uh seen what happens like this is actually hard I'm not gonna oh I did it okay I thought it was gonna fail there dude why would we keep getting this stupid barbecue one all right we just gotta uh block the gas leak okay easy oh I'm using a mouse not my finger so I'm gonna lose that one every single time well that's a rip the game is definitely designed for touch all right we did not do it well there but uh we're getting closer to Tip Tap Toe oh it's this one again okay so we're just gonna click and keep it dodging via stupid bear just like that and then he gets this candy so uh we gotta take this out very slowly and carefully just okay there we go why would he put the bread in like that that doesn't make sense okay swap the bees away easy but yeah why is he putting the the fork in the bread and then putting it in the toaster no one what oh this one again okay tap to keep the firework Airborne sweet oh I hit it too hard yeah all right well he's dead this stupid one again so now we lose again unless there's only one this time no no yeah there's just no way oh well can't really do much about that give me some new ones we've already seen all of these come on now is gonna grow some hair looks very very good move the beans below the yellow line okay we'll do that that seems to be easy enough doesn't get hit by a Subway flick oh this is new okay defend the private part this one's way easier than the other one the other one was just instantly biting his balls off all right we're getting some good points now let's just keep trying to win come on put it on oh we gotta put this one on too oh that's new I still want to see what happens when he dies though actually but we only have one life let's try to get as many points as possible blink and victory give me candy thank you wait did I just lose points don't let her fall I can't tilt my monitor what am I supposed to do just move my whole monitor no so that one I will always lose as well Tip Tap Toe unlocked claim yay oh we got a new body all right yeah so we did good that time who's this guy right here what's this here we got this daily challenge it ends in 14 minutes okay so is this uh so I'm not sure what the daily challenge is but we're gonna try it hopefully I don't get those like tilting ones tap mine the Gap okay [Music] what what okay well I failed I have to be all five with one life let's try okay I just failed get me out of here so it looks like I don't unlock my first character until I have 12 800 points and then we get this guy so this game is definitely different from uh the fake one we played okay so what we do we got a tap okay um I'm just clicking I guess okay so there we go you think he's gonna get ice cream that's what you do if you don't wake up a bear you just give yourself ice cream all right let's drag the yeah this doesn't make any sense why anyone would ever do that but these guys don't look like they have big brains so I'm not surprised slip slop slap all right come on not his arms of course or legs so it's just gonna have a really red uh legs and arms it's gonna be itching like crazy and in lots of pain but he's not gonna die swipe avoid the pylons oh okay so I can just go back and forth like this okay well I want to get run over it so yeah that's I wanted to see what happened unfortunately there's no blood choose a door without the psycho that's what it says okay that one easy I want a lot of points because we want to unlock characters now this one I just lose because I can't trying to move my monitor but it's not working sorry Doge I woke up the Doge when I did that I'm sorry Dutch anyway we gotta defend his balls from these stupid biters get out of here you stupid idiot yeah right now we just gotta swipe these away come on get out yeah that was a lot of bees actually kind of gives me anxiety all right this one's getting hard because this one's hard ones fast there we go we're making progress making progress come on drag them down there we go that was really easy the one oh this is new okay yeah wait tap rapidly okay yeah come on get up yeah so we saved him okay next time we'll let us die from that one I definitely want to see the weight fall on that oh connect the string okay wait that's hard oh we got run over by a train all right well we got a thousand points we're slowly getting oh what Flappy's stoop unlocked okay I think it's a new game and then we got a new body and a bench oh all right you've unlocked a new decoration yeah there it is can I go sit there wait I know I can just click it though all right where is there he is okay the stupid firework one was actually hard it's just like ricocheted off the top silk fast look at that dude it's not easy stupid firework all right here we go this is the new one and I'm done uh his head he actually got decapitated when he fell right this one's hard we just gotta actually just go really fast come on yeah wait give me the plain one again I gotta try that again maybe I'll use stupid wasps yes you're dead we haven't seen the asteroid one yet that's like the only game we haven't seen from the previous video this one I just lose okay all right we got the plane dude I don't even know what's going on it says tap to keep it level okay so we only got two balloons this time so there we go nice all right we're gonna let him die I want us to see him get crushed all right so let's just not do anything and oh no it's so heavy all right here we go oh he's dead there should be blood oh well I can't have everything you want all right let's uh let this guy get eaten actually ready go go and dead oh it's the same graphic from the other one that's kind of lazy all right tap to keep the plane level oh dude is it like Flappy Bird I don't really know I'm gonna let this guy die as well because we haven't done that yet let's just see if he gets fried we'll just give him a spot in the middle like that there you go or maybe on his eye yeah so it's in his eyes I can't see and he's getting cooked Alive by the harmful UV radiation that emits from the Sun oh come on give me that you yeah we haven't seen this guy for a while yay he's so happy I still feel like it's not 80 uh levels maybe there's like 50 or so that you unlock over time all right this one we've only done this one once so far very good yeah just stay over there the whole time or not oh I went oh my trash bag okay so I'm running from a car to get into another car that's just gonna crush me doesn't make a lot of sense all right look we haven't beaten this one yet okay dude I don't even understand that one's probably a lot easier with your finger on like a touchpad that's my only guess I gotta figure out how to like actually connect my iPad and then I could record through that I guess I don't know I know some YouTubers do it that way but they're actually professionals I'm just a dummy oh look at that keeping it up come on there we go there there we there we go yeah I did it tap to keep the plane level okay Flappy Bird look at this guys I'm doing it yeah so it is kind of like Floppy Bird I was tapping too much that's why he was flipping over and getting decapitated on the ground that's actually like the most graphic one we've seen like uh the bloodiest death so we need to see more oh there we go I almost clicked on the psycho that would have been cringe we're getting all the easy levels this is good okay come on come on stop there we go all right we're gonna take this easy just nice and slow and go eat your ice cream except he's getting vanilla which is trash imagine not serving yourself chocolate that's just so weird oh a bunch of weirdos in the world anyway oh this one again okay I'm just gonna avoid the orange cones stupid trash bag where you going why why they're trying to rescue you from the dump but you just want to go dump yourself that's very depressing we'll get a lot of points on this run but he still gets washed away that's why you buy waterproof sunblock by the way see these videos are very educational that's my channel it's just education all right don't get bit in the balls protect them at all costs what I Lost poster oh wait this is new pay [Music] sheets oh my gosh I did it I couldn't spell that for a second but I do want to see him get hit by by the train well no not again okay this is our best run yet folks oh no okay come on there we go nice and Pace you just gotta be patient with this one yay we are doing it this one's gonna get hard as it gets faster dump trash can again easy 1600 points we're kicking butt oh this is where we lose a point because I don't have three mice like I I just can't do anything about it oh it's gonna blow up that's just sad this one we can easily win wait what hello my tap isn't not working oh oh dude it wasn't working at all I think it means I needed the auto clicker okay and his balls are gone well we did good on that run we've unlocked safety rails Showdown and then we got a cringe mouth all right here we go hopefully it gives us the new level nope connect these strings easy enough I actually don't understand what's going on there he doesn't tie his balloons so then he dies to the train maybe the balloon's like I I just don't get it doesn't make sense to me oh here we go the new one touch the empty railing okay wait did I lose I just lost what even happened okay well we don't okay hopefully it comes back because I want to try it again and victory stupid vanilla eating idiot guys please don't eat vanilla ice cream it's really cringe unless you put lots of sprinkles and cookie dough and and chocolate syrup and caramel syrup and then maybe some brownie bites then vanilla is really good okay here we go we got the Flappy Bird huh good good just stand up and easy come out Panda where's he there he is oh no not this one it's gonna blow up his wiener again well I can't do anything fried weiner anybody here we go spell patience t-i-e-n-c there we go I should uh fail that one on purpose so I want to see him get uh hit by the train oh my gosh look how small the line is here okay we gotta be uh there we go protect his balls Bam Bam Bam go away just trying to enjoy himself and we got the firework one again no I just literally kicked it down too okay no matter how bad we do we still make progress give me the subway one oh we haven't had this okay you know what we're gonna let him get knocked out I want to see if it like punches half his body off show us the damage Miss dead Okay that wasn't that great I wanted to see blood flying everywhere let's slap him up if you saw the last video there's like this asteroid level we haven't seen that oh touch the empty railing okay okay I'm touching it yay all right that was pretty easy wait what's wrong what do you not have any friends me neither and then the level that we always lose can't do anything about it and then we have the ball biters just look how much fun he's having oh no we're getting faster give me your candy thank you we keep getting this stupid beach one give me something new please let's keep this guy up uh keep moving there we go there we go yes oh it's getting faster so we gotta be a little careful with this one I think we got it just fine yep but now he's gonna have vanilla and that just ruins everything this is a good streak so far at a thousand points this one's really easy oh this was kind of hard okay so we're gonna move it to the side first we're like out of there yeah that's the strategy when it gets really fast 1283 we're owning so just gotta swap away yeah get out here yeah stupid bees go take your ball Stinger somewhere else oh no tap them it's his head's on fire it's not on fire anymore dude that's oh yeah we got so many points all right let's just I think we just hold like I'm actually holding the mouse right here I'm afraid if I let go that he'll then go flying forward and I don't want that to happen I mean I do but I also want to beat the game but I do like watching them die alright so we got a yes but we finally got to see him die so that makes me happy stupid car idiot's dead what did we unlock wow you got some new hair I'm sorry but that new hair ain't gonna help you let's keep playing I'm close to getting another level so it's gonna hold the stupid pipe look at the snakes on that guy's face we haven't seen the snake level yet actually that was in the other version we were playing got the dumb trash can here just gotta you know move him around you know how it is yeah go to the dump it's where you belong oh no he's puked all over my monitor look at that rub it off yay that is so much puke actually what the heck did he eat well he was pretty fat so he probably eats a lot stop don't sting him actually I kind of do when Sim gets stung it's been a while all right this one like didn't work last time I was tapping and the bar just yeah I wasn't doing anything so I don't know what the problem was getting a lot of points okay this one I just lose because I can't tilt the Monitor and even if I did it wouldn't matter oh it's falling this way wait I won well I guess I'm hacking it's just tap to keep the plane up okay I don't know what happened there but that was Bloody put on your safety gear so the helmet and the glove good give me these easy points run a lot of points so I can get the new level it's like a red button I think we'll check after I die oh the doge is awake all right dose don't worry I'm just trying to beat the game and then we'll go for a walk yeah you just chill oh he heard me say the word now he's like staring at me just relax does I gotta put uh sunscreen on this guy so he doesn't get cancer and Fry yeah you're good boy 1100 points oh and then I lose points so I don't understand what that's about let's get this on the edge and Bam that's how you do it all right is it gonna uh fail this time or still work let's see yeah see it's just suddenly stopped working I don't know like what what'd I do uh all right get the toast out carefully bam come on there we go don't shock yourself idiot 1300 points yes we're owning hold on to that rail like a boss they'll never let go eventually it'll give us a level that we I just clicked him I'm so stupid but 1300 points is pretty good yes here we go red button Bonanza so we've unlocked this new level and then oh wow we got a Lamppost so as you get more points you unlock oh yeah look we're really close to hapless yeah so let's uh let's get them unlocked stop don't press the red button okay I won't I'm just gonna leave my mouse over here I'm not gonna press it alright the world's happy oh yeah we haven't seen the nuke level either that was in the other video so I don't know what version that that game was it was really weird it was like only like 10 levels it was the same Graphics as this one but not like I don't know it's just weird oh okay I saved it with my excellent tapping skills oh no oh I blew up his ball okay I'm not even paying attention I'm thinking about balls nice little Taps here and victory but even has sprinkles on the side and he's still not putting any on it it's probably just fake marketing all right let's not tap the wrong one okay good we got four balloons all right and did it that was really close actually I can see that one being a lot easier with your actual finger all right this one I don't know what's been happening but I keep failing okay now it's working I'm just okay I was just tapping his belly maybe that's how I have to do it oh good amazing once we're getting some good points here I really want to unlock the half bitten guy that'll be our first character that we've unlocked and then we lose we were doing so good too what I can do about that all right is this enough points to get hapless uh no it's not even close since I need 1800 points to unlock them so come on game give me a lot of easy ones yes good just keep doing it like this stop don't press the red button okay I want to press it okay so that one nukes the world good to know just cruising through these easy ones lick the ball biters oh no this it's hard when there's four of them come on yes get off of them you idiot it's giving me uh some easy ones here we're already at almost 1 000 points so we need like 900 more and we unlock hapless so this one's hard ah but then we get this level which is just three points this level is more free points look at that we're at 12 30 12.55 uh-oh a-i-e-c look at that I went to school is my monitor tilted no yeah we lose oh well we got a lot of points so one more round and we'll unlock our first character unless I get some really bad RNG here this is three points this one is not free I have to kind of get lucky here go stay up stay up stay up look at that keeping it up good good good good good good yay oh good another easy level 400 more points and we unlock the character oh yes one of the easiest levels we're gonna do it folks yes and then we get this easy level this is the round yay we took one bite out of the cookie and it made him puke another really easy one and all I wanted was just the one box of glove perfect knockout oh yeah 800 points so we definitely got Atlas I'm just gonna lean back yeah hello Dad oh that's a happy rainbow doge is just staring at me I'm just owning right now look how many points I have oh yeah I've just been getting really lucky with the levels all right let's just die so I can unlock this character oh no definitely gonna press the red button here nuke the world which would be kind of cool and I'm not wiping crap so fall and die good all right so we're gonna unlock the new character yay we got hapless oh and we got a new love deck disaster oh there he is oh my gosh we finally got our first character it's way harder to get in in the actual game than the fake one that we were playing here we go deck disaster hold and rotate uh uh wait what [Music] oh we have to stop the wheels okay I see come on come on no I didn't get in touch in time oh he's dead no more games in this series if you want to see me play them just let me know I'll see you later yeah get eaten idiot [Music]

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Length: 19min 37sec (1177 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 28 2023