What's Your Favorite Quote From Spongebob? (r/AskReddit)

what is your favorite quote from spongebob you know if i were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend well that would just be okay but a visit to the krusty krab makes everyone happy and what could be better than serving up smiles being dead or anything else once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end what really completes this quote is being able to hear the penny whistle in the background as patrick says it who you call in a pinhead patrick star like this no you're on the bottom don't you have to be stupid somewhere else not until four the casual deadpan not until four breaks me every time we're not te alken about this or this we're talking about this i don't know why i love it so much honestly i just find it funny i can see the dotted lines once more goodbye everyone i'll remember you all in therapy do you think this is funny in a cosmic sort of way yes what it's just an ordinary crabby oh my goodness am i a pretty girl uh you're beautiful cue random dude staying at mr krabs squidward who orders a krabby patty at 3 a.m patrick alarm rings oh boy 3 am shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player dart mediocre mediocre is somehow funnier than just straight up saying he sucks lmao wait spongebob we're not cavemen patrick proceeds to walk over to a computer we have technology cue smashing of computer this is a scene that plays in my mind every time i have college assignments due lol the spongebob episode that always played in my head during college was the one when he had to write the essay anytime i had to write one i'd think of spongebob burning his house down due to procrastination and the house is like spongebob why why did you set me on fire spongebob why didn't you just write your essay stop wasting t i i i i'm hey if we're under water then how come there is a i was going to say this one one of the only times they actually make it so the water does what it's supposed to move squidward what's gonna happen am i gonna blow up spongebob no worse it'll go right to your thighs squidward my thighs spongebob and then you'll blow up plankton tell that guy to go take a hike spongebob would you like to take a hike with me he cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him another great bit from that episode is when squidward tells mr crabs and he says there's nothing he can do he's seen it 11 times then squidward calls the hospital and you just hear squidward repeating nothing we can do seen this before 11 times https yeah to be u5qsa 3qb 1m leader leedle lee the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma he's just standing there menacingly we would we would we would what is today but yesterday's tomorrow emma crabs this has stuck with me for years krusty krab is unfair emma krabs is in there standing at the concessions plotting his oppressions i will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board i will saw the tables of tyranny in half don't touch me i'm sterile i work in an operating room and i think of this quote at least once a day lol why did you eat my boots mr crabs spongeboy me bob poorly drawn wrench lands on patrick's head where's the leak marm technique technique bring it around town the entire episode of idiot box but especially during the avalanche scene attention climbers please hold on the souls are on the way why a why spongebob you're gonna have to cut my leg off i can't do that patrick why not because i already cut off my own arms pink one take us behind those rocks moving behind the rocks glory music plays k h k h k h k h k k h k h k h k h k k h h h k h k h k h k h k h k h you're good you're good keep going you're good and stop don't worry captain we'll just buff out those scratches listen you crustacious cheapskate squidward's been living at my house driving me crazy and you're not gonna hire him back all because of a stupid dime lilia plants for hire it's pants on fire patrick you would know liar now let him have it you can have it you used me for land development that wasn't very nice i work in a land development engineering office and this bad boy constantly makes the rounds now be assertive sticks finger in pocket beep beep not insertive assertive not insertive yeah twit spongebob leans out the window hey squidward could you play a little better https yeah to bpmgn0wvwook4 i love how he just casually moves his house 90 degrees with no explanation i hate all of you it was his hat mr crabs he was number one licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets my leg we've been smekladorfed that's not even a word and i agree with you east i thought you said wayest you're good you're good you're good don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches this isn't your average everyday darkness this is advanced darkness when the power goes out i always call it advanced darkness and no one knows what i'm saying oh no he's hot spongebob to squidward after hearing him play his clarinet all those wrong notes you played made it sound more original the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma milk spills people talk loud when they want to sound smart right correct you won't catch me when i shift into maximum overdrive i knew i should have gotten the turbo salad whatever doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt eugene h crabs hey pal you just blow in from stupid town don't you have to be stupid somewhere else not until four it took us three days to make that potato salad three days he burned our crops poisoned our water supply and delivered a play gun to our house he did no but are we just going to wait around until he does similar to that spongebob evelyn when your little jimmy was trapped in a fire who rescued him evelyn a fireman spongebob and larry when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills who revived you larry some guy in an ambulance spongebob right so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance then i'm sure he could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band random crowd member yeah for the firemen i heard that last line in my head unfair this one always gets me haha too bad that didn't kill me the wombo episode i wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me firmly grasp it behind me t claws wheel these claws aren't just for attract inmates patrick you're a genius yeah lot of people call me that a genius no patrick spongebob patrick your genius is showing patrick where covers his crotch sw you mean you've never heard the story of the hash slinging slasher sb the slash bringing hasher sw the hash slinging slasher sb the sash ringing the trash thinging mash flinging the flash springing bringing the the crash thing in the sw yes the hash slinging slasher the episode where plankton roasted that whole family was golden hey you can't talk to my son that way who do you think you are i'm plankton you old hag and your son smells like boogers hey you can't talk about my wife that way what do you think this is i think it's time for you to lose some weight fatty that's what this is hey you can't talk to my grandson like that someone ought to put you in a mental hospital someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma also the fun song stella fine kills me f is for fire that that burns down the whole town u is for uranium bomb n is for no survivors when you worry those homemade pies sure look good oh these pies they weren't homemade they were made in a factory a bomb factory they are bombs you had to kill him the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him as a kid whenever i saw this episode i would think air bomb pies this makes total sense and now it's so random it doesn't make sense finland can i be excused for the rest of my life or the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time i'm ugly and i'm proud is that what he calls it art thou feeling it now mr krabs another favorite the episode where spongebob and patrick are raising a baby claim and spongebob tells patrick to be home by six o'clock and they keep repeating it of course patrick comes home late as f and spongebob gets mad because he had to change a literal truckload of diapers don't forget to mention that his job is eating donuts and watching tv also a hahaha that guy got hit in the head with a coconut hey patrick are you angry too yeah what's the matter i can't see my forehead in video form i order the food you cook the food the customer eats the food we do that for 40 years and then we die crazy that the show has been around more than 20 years now i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep honestly that entire episode is just gold chocolatey the entire krusty krab pizza episode who cares about the customer i do well i don't gasp squidward hurricane stops for three seconds it's not just a boulder dart it's a rock just the cried emphasis on it's a rock has me in tears just thinking about it where's my drink my diet dr kelp krusty cray i yeah why ahb pizza is the pizza y e a h h e h for you and [Laughter] pioneers used to ride these babies for miles also crashing thrashing break dancers oh brother this guy stinks chocolate i remember when they invented chocolate sweet sweet chocolate i always hated it the face attached to the quote you like krabby patties don't you squidward always kills me plankton ravioli ravioli give me the formula east i thought you said we east that's west patrick i use it all the time because i play dnd and the dm mixes up east and west all the time it's me i'm the dm what kind of compass you read in boy my name's not rick mainly because the whole scene is gold see monday you lazy mary start rubbing me with that chocolate also spongebob we're not doing so well patrick we need a new approach a new tactic patrick i got it let's get naked spongebob now let's save that for when we're selling real estate hello young lady wink spongebob is so passive aggressive they sell in chocolates is mayonnaise an instrument no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument raise his hand squidward i'm working in the kitchen at night hey squidward guess what i'm chopping lettuce at night look at me i'm swabbing the bathroom at night oh w i burned my hand at night hurry up what do you think i'm paying you for you don't pay me we don't even exist we're just a clever visual meta for use to personify the abstract concept of thought one more crack like that and you're out of here no please i have three kids i'll always be with you right here in my heart actually in your arteries ravioli ravioli give me the family that's crazy talk that's not crazy talk this is crazy talk gagged vegetable babin don't you have to be stupid somewhere else not until four oh please i have no soul you don't need a license to drive a sandwich due to her mysterious behavior i have decided to name her mystery then again she is also quite graceful and majestic perhaps i shall name her grace or majesty dart or derby once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end you know what's funnier than 24 25 in the krusty krab training video it shows emma crabs as a kid and then there's a shot of him sitting on a bunk in a dark room rain lashing against the window and the narration goes after the war and then goes straight on to talk about him starting the crusty crab the brief casual way it refers to the presumably nightmarish wartime experiences of emma prabs is perfect by the way you forgot your briefcase so this is the thanks i get for working overtime over time we serve food here sir i don't pr rrrt understand prrt your accent i'm a good noodle f is for friends who do stuff together i used to have an alarm clock that sang this when it was time to wake up if i snoozed it it would switch to plankton's version such fond memories waking up to venice for no service to the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on hahahahaha it's a giraffe is mayonnaise an instrument you ate my only food now i'm gonna starve nehomie no i why why the glob squarepants way to go buddy it took me three days to make that potato salad three days have you tried setting it to wumbo oh come on spongebob you know i wombo yuwumbo hishimi wambo wumbo one boeing we'll have the wombo one boromah one biology the study of wumbo it's first grade spongebob texas s hey patrick what am i now p up stupid s no i'm texas p what's the difference don't you dare take the name of texas in vain i sometimes still think about how this made it into a children's show f is for fire that burns down the city u is for uranium bombs n is for no survivors yay remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets spongebob leader leader leader there skipping on the beach drew doodle i have a complicated last name that starts with t so i really love and relate to squidward tennis balls squidward tortellini on the episode where spongebob and patrick learned a curse word spongebob went to the krusty krab and told squidward how are you doing squidward through the intercom attention customers today's special is a chirp krabby patty served within a greasy sauce and grilled dolphin noises perfection and don't forget to ask to chirp the chirp chirp chirp fries tobiah dolphin noises pleasure also am i hoymenoy from sponge a little nosferatu i love how i can read any quote here and the scene instantly plays in my head [Music] you

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Published: Tue Apr 13 2021