- Jackie, what you wrote down there girl? - If you have any superpower, the one I put is, the
power to cure cancer? (Keith exclaims) (Noah clapping) (upbeat techno music) (people cheering) - Yeah, we're back! - What up party people out there. This is a very special
day because we're doing it and it's about me. Yes.
(people laughing) So today we're playing,
What Would Keith Do? It's where I give my friends scenarios, and they have to give their
best Keith Leak Jr. answer. Noah, you feel like, you know me, right? - Oh, I know you pretty well. - On a scale of one to 10. - Like a seven or an eight. - Okay, good. Okay, I like that. Jackie. - Hey. - You think you know me pretty well? - Yeah. - Okay. Well, on the scale
of one to 10, how much? - Well, now I'm like
thinking and I'm like, like we just kind of vibe, you know? So I'm like, specifics, I'm like, I would say maybe six and a half - I think Noah knows you the best, but I think Noah's going
to lose a lot of rounds because he's going to write an
answer that is too accurate. And you're going to be mad about. (people laughing) - You guys, I'm going to
give you points based off of which answers I think are the best. Also guys, remember to, Shayne, like and subscribe, push
that notification bell, if you guys want to see what we're doing, and when we're doing it,
and how we're doing it, and all that jazz. All right, guys. So question number one. All right. Who, alive or dead, would I most want to have dinner with? And these answers better be good. I think this is a very
easy first one. All right. So Noah we're going to start with you. Who, alive or dead, would I
most want to have dinner with? - I said, MJ as in Michael Jackson, I said black and white or white and black because they're the same,
but they're different. You'd want both to be there. You know? You'd want
to meet, I think both. (laughter) I just, let's be honest.
I'd want to meet both. - I think that's a fair
answer. Okay, Shayne? - I said Michael Jackson. - Okay, okay, okay. - I'm wondering if Noah's
answer is somehow more accurate. - Okay, but wait, Shayne
definitely had it spelled- - I had it spelled like this. I switched the A and the
E because I was like, I always get confused with
Michael because I had, I knew someone who had it
spelled with the opposite, but I switched it back. - Okay. Jackie? - Michael Jackson.
- [Keith] Michael Jackson. - It's Michael Jackson. - Okay. So I'm going to
start with you, Jackie. Definitely the right answer, but I'm going to have to pass. - What? - Shayne with you, right answer, but you also spelled it
wrong in the beginning. So, based off of that - I spelled it right, then I
switched it. Then I went back. - Well, that's the thing, you switched it too many
times for me, brother. Noah, that. You know me so
well, because I have said like, you know, I ask people, sometimes, Do you like Michael, black Michael Jackson or white Michael Jackson? Me, I prefer white Michael Jackson. I think it takes a lot of
courage to do what he did. So I'm going to go with you Noah. (Noah cheers)
(clapping) - Well, guess what? He dead. (laughter) - Oh, no! No, no, no. He is
alive in all of our hearts. (laughter) Don't talk about my boy.
Don't talk about my boy! Question number two. If I had a time machine and could go back and star in any movie, which movie would I choose? - There's like three
I want to choose from. - Well, I mean go for it, dude. - If I had to choose one though. - Okay, Jackie, I'm going
to start with you this time. - Okay, well, I went with Norbit. (laughter) - Do you have any like-- why? - I just, I know it's one
of your favorite movies. It's one of your favorite-- I don't know why it's your
favorite, but if not Norbit, any of Eddie Murphy's like early work, I think you could be in all
of them. Cause I love you. - I love you too. And I also love Norbit. (people laughing) - All right, Shanye, give it to me. - So I said Norbit uh. (people laughing) I said maybe only one or
two of the characters, like you wouldn't want to do all of like, you'd still let, you know,
a couple parts be free. From what you've told me. I know you've seen three
movies in the past 15 years, Candyman, Black Panther and Norbit. (laughter) - No lies detected. (laughter) No lies detected. - I've been able to keep track
of all the movies you see. - He's not lying. (laughter) - Candyman, Black Panther
and Norbit! The trifecta. - When you said you saw Candyman, I was like oh, you saw
Candyman, like you saw a movie. That's so cool. - Would not recommend. Alright, Noah. "Grossdude". - I was going to put Norbit. But then I thought to myself and I said, you know what else Keith
loves? Keith loves Friday. And I thought Friday is a classic. - Okay, So Jackie, I'm
going start with you again. Norbit, definitely clear
answer, like you're right, but I'm going to have to pass on you. Shanye, I liked that you
gave me a little bit more. You definitely listened to
the conversations that we have because those were the only three movies I've seen in the past 15 years, for sure. But I'm going to have to go
with my boy Noah, because like, this is some, Friday? Like guys come on. - [Jackie And Shayne] Yeah. - Is Smokey over there taking a (beep)? You know, just so many classic moments. And like in real life,
I actually love Friday. - [Shayne] Yeah.
- Guys, do better. Do better! - A friend calls me in
the middle of the night, and confesses to a crime- what would I do? And come correct with these answers. You guys are like in the ballpark, but you're just not
hitting it enough for me. Noah, I love how thoughtful you are. Look at that, writing a whole damn essay. (laughter) All right. So Shanye, give
me your answer please. - I said, you'd sleep through the call. (laughter) You're somehow in bed with
your sunglasses on, just-- (laughter) - That's accurate.
(laughter) All right, Jackie. - Okay, so I said, okay,
so you would call, okay. First, you would call a
rideshare service, Uber or Lyft, depending on which one was--
- Provided to me fastest - Exactly. And in the right price point. And then you would have
alcohol in your backpack because the first thing
we would do would be, we would take shots together because this is a very
stressful situation. And then we figure out what to do because it's going to be all right. - Hey! I love that. I love that. Y'all give it up for Jackie. (clapping) I love a little essay.
- Thank you. - You're welcome. You're
stepping it up girl. All right. Noah what's your answer? - So Keith, I feel like
similar situations, we've had the phone calls and
whether or not it was a crime, I feel like the answer you
gave is still the same, And that is, What? Why are you
telling me? No, I get it. Just like, don't tell people the (beep)? (laughter) - Why are you telling me?
- Yes! - Why are you telling me?
- Yes! - All the points. All the points. - [Keith] Oh my God. - Why are you telling me? - I feel like that's, I don't know, I can just see you definitely being like, uh yeah, you did a crime. What? Why are you telling me?
Don't tell people that. - That's right.
(laughter) - Let's be clear. All right Shanye, I'm going to start with you. Dude, I actually wake up
in the middle of the night, if my friends call. So
you're absolutely wrong. - Got it. - Okay, so that's going
to be no points for you. - Okay. - All right, Jackie.
- Yeah. I thought the answer was
creative. I thought that it was, I do have to call, rideshares, you know? So I thought that was
accurate. I also enjoy alcohol. So I thought that was accurate, but I'm going to have to
give it to Noah, again. - I mean, I know
- [Keith] I got to. And the reason is because
we've had conversations just like that. It ends with the (beep)? Question number four. My secret santa just got
me the worst gift ever- how would I respond? Well, since we're already here, why don't you just go first? - All right.
- Give me your answer. - So a Secret Santa gets you a gift that you absolutely hate.
- Yep. - It's time for sunglasses
on, hat on, hoodie up. Never talking to them. No, I
just don't (beep) with you. (laughter) - I think that's a part of me
a lot of people don't know. Accurate. - No I just don't (beep) with you. - Oh, man. It's getting
real hot in here. Whoa. - It's just funny because it's true. - So true, no, that's an
honest to God Keith answer. Away from set (laughing). - [Jackie] No I just
don't (beep) with you. - Okay, Noah? - So I did two kind of variants. I said in a work situation
and in a friend situation. So at work you would say, oh, thank you. And then you would
purposefully leave the gift. And I did a misspelling, doesn't matter. And then as a friend, you would say, why did you get me this? I don't like these. Did you
think I would like this? (laughter) - That second one is, I think
from personal experience. Understandably, it was not the right gift, but I didn't expect the reaction. - You guys are making me
look like the worst person in the world. - We are honest. - I'm just going to keep it
funky with you. That's it. Like, I'm not trying to, you know - My answer is this. You would be very polite. Oh, cool, thanks. And then you would FaceTime
later and you'd be like, did you see what that (beep), oops. (laughter) Did you see what that (beep) got me? Do they even know me? (laughter) - I am not that bad of a
person. That is a promise. I promise. But with that being said, You know, I'm going to give you one point. Jackie, I'm going to give
you three points and Shayne, I'm going to give you
three points, as well. - Awesome!
- [Jackie] Thanks. How about that? That's
what I'm going to do. You guys are stepping it up
and you guys actually know me. I can be a little standoffish, guys. Question number five, for one full day, who would I want to Freaky
Friday swap bodies with? Jackie, starting with you. - Okay, this is not right. This is not it. This is not it. This man
has so many skeletons in the closet. I just said Drake. - Drake? - I don't think that's right. I don't think, I wouldn't, would you? - I'd be like for what? - Yeah, okay, yeah. (laughter) - [Keith] Everybody, good answer! (clapping) - Don't pity clap. Don't pity clap. - Shayne? - I've actually never heard you talk about anyone you'd want to be. I think you're someone
who you love being you. The only conversation I
remember us having is you said if you could be any white guy, you would be Justin Timberlake. - And that's factual. (laughter) And then I also said a
close second to Shayne Topp. - Oh - But like there's a-- - [Shayne] But it's a massive drop-off, like Justin Timberlake's up there and I'm - No, I said a close second,
but that was in 2016. - I know, that was a while ago. Since then I met some cool white guys. So you're probably like fifth in line. - That's still great, that's still cool. - You're still in there, you're top five. - Yeah, I'll take it. - Who are two, three, and four? - Hm? - Who are two, three, and four? - I'll talk to you after.
- [Jackie] Okay. (laughter) - Noah - As well as Shayne said, I
suggested Justin Timberlake. But I said like 2000 to 2011
ish. I feel like after that, you're kind of just
like an older white guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You want to be like prime. - Jackie, you are getting
absolutely no points for that. - I know. - I feel like you just
threw that answer on there. - I know, well, you we're like
Jackie go. So, Okay, Drake. - We have never even talked about Drake. - I know, I've also never talked to you about Justin Timberlake. - That makes sense. Fair,
but you let me down. - I am letting myself down. - Shanye, so for your answer
just now, it was true. Damn, that was from like
2016 when I said that. You listen, so I'm going
to give you three points. (clapping) I'm giving you three points. And Noah, I'll give you
three points as well, just because.
- Thank you. - Yay!
(clapping) All right, let's get right to it. So question number six. If I were a superhero, what
would I want my powers to be? So Noah starting with you. - So I said, draw things
and they become real, also a bigger mister. - Are you talking about? - Uh, maybe. (Keith groans) Just as an addition, I just thought-- - Let's just let it go. - Wait. Noah, are you
talking about his dick? (Keith groans) - I think you can interpret
that however you want, because anything you draw becomes real. - Shayne. - Keith, I think if you
could have any superpower on the planet, you'd
have the unbelievable, incredible power to not have
to deal with anyone's (beep). - Oh my God. - Just the ability to
never have to deal with it. Just to be able to, it just doesn't. If anybody's (beep) affects you, you're able to just like,
and it just like goes away. - I really wish I had that because people's (beep)
affects me so much and so hard. I probably deal with people's
(beep) more than my own. How about that? Jackie, what you doing down there, girl? - If you could have any superpower, the one I put is the power to cure cancer? (Keith yells)
(laughing) I think it would come in handy. (laughter) - I read it. I looked over it. I read it. I was like, oh, that
would be a good power, Oh. (laughter) - All right, with that,
okay so starting with Noah. (laughter) Hold on, what was your answer? - The power to draw things
and they come to real life. - Okay so, for your answer, Noah, I'm going to have to give you zero because I don't like people
bringing up my little member. You know, my-- - He said mister. - No, but my sister used to
call it centimeter-peter. - Not that that's reality, I just was, I was making fun of you. - You were making fun of me
and I'm going to make fun of you with zero points, bitch. Okay? Shanye, for this answer, you know, I'm going to have to give you two points. Like, I do-- Damn. I just got to do it my own (beep) before I go into anybody else's. To you, Jackie, that
answer, so on the nose, I'm gonna give you 20 points. - What?! Oh, really? (clapping) - 20 points? - Yeah. That's deserved. (group chattering) - I think it's time for us to
just like, take it up a notch. Jackie's coming with it. - It is the most practical
answer you could've come up with. - If anybody has a cure out
there, hit me up on Instagram. (laughter) - You're about to get
so many dumb messages. - Heat rocks. - Heat rocks. - If I ran a secret Smosh fan account, what would be my username? All right, Shanye, I'm
going to start with you, since you're already ready to go. - Yeah. - What would my username be if I ran a secret Smosh
account, fan account that is. - Yeah, secret fan account. I said it would be @keithleakjr because you don't use it, so. (laughter) - This is on Twitter, so I figured. - Accurate
- Maybe? - That's funny. - Jackie. - Okay, it would be mor3Blkpplplz69. (laughter) - Yes. Yes. That's funny. - All right, Noah if I started
a secret Smosh fan account, (laughter) what would my username
be? That is so funny. - It would be Jackie's answer. I put that you would be @Shanyes.ass. (laughter) Maybe you play a character. - Okay.
- Yeah. - So with that being said, Noah, that has nothing to do with me. (laughter) So, you're going to get zero points. Shanye, because that's accurate, I never get on Twitter,
like I need to, I should-- - No you don't.
- I don't. And I'm probably not. So I'm
going to give you five points. I'll give you five points and Jackie, your accuracy is impeccable. I think you said some really (beep). (laughter) So I'm going to give you 10 points. (clapping) All right, guys. This
is the last question. If I were stranded on a desert island, what three things would I want with me? So Noah, I'm going to start with you. What three things would
I bring on an island? - I might've misspelled
something or gotten it wrong, but I said a fully fueled yacht. I said a captain to sail that yacht. And then I said a deBarge album. - Wow. Wow. That's a really good answer. No, I love that. Dude,
you really pay attention. - Oh, yay. I got it right. - Yeah. Yeah, good job. That's
an awesome answer. Shanye. - So I tried to answer like, you're put on a stranded island. I was thinking you can't
get something that gets you off that island. So I'm thinking you're
stuck on a stranded island. What would you want
there? I said Pork Chop. - Oh my "dog-adder". - Of course you want
Pork Chop there with you. A DVD box of Forensic Files. - Yes. - And then also I feel like if you're stuck on a stranded island, the cure for cancer would
probably be important, at that point. I think legitimately you'd
want to just get that out of the way so you
can focus on, you know, surviving on the island. - Forget building a VHS or-- (laughter) - Yeah, yeah. Keith can figure that out. - Oh my God. Okay. Last but not least, Jackie. I said Porky, tequila, and then all of Pastor
TD Jake's like works. All his books and everything. So you can read it. I know you like him. (laughter) - That is so random. Nobody's gonna really
understand what that is, but I love that answer. Oh my God. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So Noah, you are, I've been
knowing you for some time now. I love that you listen to
me, but unfortunately, dude, this is just not enough. So I'll give you two points. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. You got right to my heart strings. I love that you brought up Pork Chop. I also liked that you
brought up a DVD box set of Forensic Files. Everybody
knows that's my favorite show. Watch Forensic Files. Forensic
Files. Forensic Files. Forensic Files, Forensic
Files, Forensic Files. And I hate to say this,
but Forensic Files. And then a cure for cancer. Dude, if only, if only, which
brings me to you, Jackie. Porky, heartstrings, once again, it's almost like you guys
are copying each other. Tequila, I've got some in
my back pocket right now. (laughter) And all of Pastor TD Jakes works. I feel like if I were bringing you home to meet my parents, they would say you should marry her, but that's not what I'm going to go with. I'm going to have to go with you Shanye. (people applauding and laughing) Shayne, I'm going to have to
give you twenty five points. Shanye wins! (cheering) Yes, really good job Shayne.
You know me the best. - Thanks, Keith. - Oh my God, guys. My friends know me better
than I thought they did. They actually listened to me.
Shayne, you killed it, dude. I mean, Noah, you were
giving me some answers that I didn't even think you knew, like, because Noah pays attention, but you know, sometimes he forgets a
lot. Jackie, same thing. Just like incredible. You all. We love you, Keith. - We love you. - Oh my God. If you guys love us, please look at these two
videos down right here. You know, we had a great
time today. I love you all. And I'm just so happy to be here. And I'm glad that I have
friends that listen. You guys are incredible because
I do not listen to y'all. (laughter) Bye!
