What The Heck Is Wrong With You!?

today my mom slipped on ice and broke her ankle the person whose house she fell in front of came out and yelled at us when i came to help saying i wasn't her son and how dare i use his driveway read it what moments have you had where you just thought what the frick is wrong with you i was in the car with my grandma on a large four-lane road in town a car next to our side swiped us pretty hard actually so we pulled over to do the whole information exchange thing the woman in the other car leaps out and starts screaming at my grandma saying you are the rudest person i've ever seen you wouldn't let me over i had my blinker on i was completely taken aback my grandma is the sweetest old lady and had either of us actually seen her blinker i know graham would let her over but there was heavy traffic and her car was directly beside us i dealt with the beast and the camry and got her insurance she ended by saying this isn't my fault that woman should let people over i laughed which took her back i said you're 100 at fault here and by the way a blinker is not a yield sign even if we had seen it learn how to drive before you hurt or kill someone then we left i was pretty happy when graham told me her insurance had accepted liability and the agent told her something to the effect of yes she yells at us too you're dealing with the typical driver who never uses her blinkers unless she feels she cannot get away without it like in your case with heavy traffic in such a scenario this kind of driver now feels that since she has been so nice as to use her blinker anyone who does not respect her needs is rude where i live at least half the drivers here are like that it boggles the mind back when i was 13 or so my cousin and i were at a small town mardi gras parade we found a convenient spot and stood there waiting for the parade to start about 30 seconds later a man tapped my cousin on the shoulder and started cussing her and me out big time for being in his way freaking kids no freaking respect these days raised by tv and single moms etc i turned around and saw an empty folding chair about 30 feet from the roadway presumably his yes people do set out folding chairs to watch parades but they usually set them up about five feet away from the road not 30 yes we were standing in his way but that's like yelling at someone for skipping you in the grocery line when you're standing in the produce section be there or don't and a simple i was here to watch the parade and you're standing in front of me could you please find somewhere else would have worked he didn't have to automatically go to freaking kids with no respect out of spite he got to stare at the backs of our heads for the next half hour instead of the parade we caught lots of beads i used to work in a record store and during one of our busy moments of the day a co-worker started to have a seizure up by the cash registers i immediately stopped bringing up a customer to go help my co-worker and try to figure out what to do about two minutes into me helping my co-worker whom everyone could see was needing help a customer asks if we could hurry up and check them out i remarked that i'm sorry that i was busy helping someone that was having a seizure and they'd have to wait a couple minutes of course the customer gives me an angry frustrated look and starts back talking after i get the situation taken care of i go to check the customer out and all they were trying to buy was a cd for 25 cents upon the customer leaving they remarked that they would never come back because of the slow service row just wow when i was 21 i got my first big kid job so i decided to buy myself a new used car since my clunker was awful i got a beautiful pontiac g6 i loved it exactly three weeks after i bought it i had to go back to the dealership to sign some paperwork so i could lower my car payment my mom came with me i was driving back home going about 35 miles per hour minding my own business and this old man in a chevy avalanche about 80 years old pulled out of a parking lot right in front of me had he floored it i would have barely missed him if i slammed on my brakes however he stopped to make sure nobody was coming from the other direction i slam on my brakes blare my horn then t-bone his truck the front end of my car was barely there fluids leaking all over airbags all in my face my mom and i both got hurt and this jackass decides to get out of his truck and start screaming at me asking me why i hit his car what is wrong with me etc i looked like i was all of 16 at the time so i'm sure he thought he was right in his old brain of his he kept physically coming toward me swearing at me screaming even when the cop came finally after 10 minutes of screaming he asked if we were okay to which my mother went off on him that we weren't okay and he had no right being on the road come to find out he hadn't had a valid license for a few years seriously though how did he think that i hit him on purpose my gran fell on the curb in front of my house when she was getting out of her car and broke her hip she was lying on the ground crying when she said a stranger passed my gran asked her to just knock on our front door and the person just stared at her and kept walking and my gran waited an hour until my dad came out and found her what kind of person just stares at a little 80-year woman crying on the ground frick that person i once parked my car on the street completely legally when visiting a friend some guy comes running out of the house yelling at me saying that was his parking spot he had a large driveway that could easily park six cars but here he is yelling at me for parking on the street i was completely and totally morally and legally entitled to park on i pointed to the street sign saying it was okay to park and he yelled i don't care what the freaking sign says you but whole move your freaking car or you will regret it i ignored his threat and went to visit my friend it was a late night and i came out about 3am to drive home only to discover that someone wonder who had let the air out of all my tyres luckily for me i own an air compressor so i hooked it up to my car's cigarette lighter and pumped the air back into my tires it was pretty cold out and not the greatest compressor in the world so it was a miserable 20 minutes or so once i was done i returned the favor letting the air out of all the tyres in the four cars in his driveway as well as his boat trailer i also super glued his mailbox closed that made me feel better should have glued the valves on his tires i worked at a small food stand like place once in disney world we closed at three every day after lunch and were right next to another food place that remained open well this day a man came up to our window at around 330 we had already closed everything and demanded food i told him nicely that all of our kitchen had been closed but there's a similar restaurant literally like 15 yards away that served the same items well he freaked out started screaming and complaining about the service in front of his children and a bunch of other kids he even called one of my co-workers a [ __ ] i know he was fully aware of disney's policies to never let anyone go unsatisfied maybe he'd get free crap right well he did food and drinks as he was given this food that came from the neighboring kitchen i remember i gave him the most what the frick is wrong with you look i had ever given even in risk of losing my job for not looking disney happy when around a guest the part that peed me off most is that he acted like that in front of his children and was rewarded he didn't even say thank you i was managing a restaurant on a busy weekend when the tornado sirens went off and the radio told everyone to take cover immediately my hosts ran to take cover and call their kids at home some douchebag customer decides to start yelling at me to seat him immediately that this was ridiculous he didn't need to take cover a tornado did hit about a mile away i'm sorry but i am terrified of tornadoes those are actually one of my top three fears if i had been in your place i would have probably screamed at him to take freaking cover or else i'll knock him unconscious and make him take cover because brain hurts i was on the bus to a shopping mall and it was very crowded upon arriving people masked for the doors and when following behind the torrent of people in my own pace i suddenly see an old 70-80 years woman silently frantic standing in the middle of the massing crowd trying to get the attention of someone with tears streaming down her face everyone in the entire bus just went by her some pushing others commenting but all ignoring i ask her what's wrong and she points to the front of the bus where i see a pair of legs sticking out below the bus in front of the front wheel i can't pull him out it's my husband she cries apparently her very old husband was hit in the head by the mirror of the bus as the couple was waiting to get in and he was unconscious and bleeding the bus driver hadn't even noticed anything so while i checked up on the husband the bus driver closed the doors and initiated to pull out into traffic i had to slam the glass really hard to get his attention and if it wasn't for traffic blocking the road he would have pulled out regardless thinking i was just a disgruntled late would-be passenger what sickens me about this experience is that some people are so busy with their own little lives that they are willing to ignore the tears of a crying old helpless lady practically brushing up against them because it might mean that our obvious discomfort might require excessive burdening aid from them that just doesn't fit the planned schedule what the frick is wrong with some people update due to interest the man was a fake or right after i had pulled him out as gently as i could and provided basic care i do not know the term in english but i put him into a position learned from first aid courses he had taken a huge gash in the head but when the paramedics arrived they just said that i did the right thing and we'll take care of him now the paramedics calmness was either incredibly professional and disconnected or just experienced but i felt at ease afterwards never heard from them this is the only one that really made me sick to my stomach for a while i worked at a gas station and most of the time i had to sit in a small building and just watch what went on outside i was doing a bit of paperwork one day when i saw movement out of the corner of my eye one customer was waving frantically to me the pump hose in one hand with no nozzle and gas spraying everywhere i slammed the emergency stop button and alarms started going off everywhere i ran outside with the absorption powder to try to get this massive spill under control and at the same time i was trying to explain to the people that were coming up to me why the pumps weren't working at this point i was a bit unconcerned with customer service my number one priority was to get this dangerous spill under control the guy who broke the nozzle felt it was a good time to come up to me and tell me i need a refund for all that gas you know i understood that because the gasoline was shooting out onto the ground instead of his tank he would eventually need his money back but while the gasoline is still on the ground and i'm desperately trying to clean it up so that nobody gets hurt that is not the right time to demand a refund fortunately my manager came out he had to call the fire department and tell them not to come and he dealt with this guy and all the people that felt the need to tell me that they were in a hurry and when would the pumps come back on my friend got hit by a car at an intersection the girl was speeding after my friend literally flies over the car and lands on the pavement the driver pulls over and starts to yell at my friend who got hit she doesn't even take out her phone to call nine one one or anything she just goes on about how this is the second accident this month why weren't you looking do you know how much this will cost me i was thinking wtf lady you just hit my friend with your car shut the frick up you'll think it would flip a switch in her head since it was the second accident that month was on vacation in winnipeg go for a slurpee at the strip mall notice a car in the parking lot that just pulled up is leaking fluid fluid catches fire go into a store to get a fire extinguisher nope don't have one next store a restaurant with a specific oil fire extinguisher nope what if we need it even though they have two into the grocery store nope not our problem what could have been a very simple fix or at least attempt turned into the car becoming a giant melted slag heap cause around a damaged light pole destroyed storefronts damaged asphalt melted etc pretty similar story i was about 11 riding my bike that had unknown to me some pretty serious mechanical faults with the handlebars i'm going towards a little bump in the curb crossing the street so i pull up a little and suddenly the whole array comes off the frame so i land in this tangle with my bike half on the road i'm pretty badly knocked and scratched up and hey i was 11 so i'm not exactly together screaming and crying for my mother etc some woman all business suited the only person in the vicinity comes strutting by in these big tall heels stops leans over me and goes and walks off i mean who the frick does that on my wife's 30th birthday my mother sent her a happy birthday card in the morning about an hour later my wife finds out her grandmother had passed away she of course wasn't in the best of moods after that so decided just to be alone for a couple of hours meanwhile my mother composed her email to my wife several pages long going on about how rude my wife was for not thanking her for the e-card and how she's always been ungrateful and uncaring towards her my wife called her and calmly informed my mom of why she hadn't replied to her record the very instant she got it and my mom decides to get angry at me for not calling her right away to tell her not to get angry at my wife when my mom confronted me about it i only said if you don't want to put your foot in your mouth don't open it you're a good husband colin one of my dogs golden lab was outside running with me and my brother when we heard a lot of barking we turned around and a doberman and another large dog looked kinda like a rhodesian ridgeback were chasing us i'd met the owners a few times and knew that they had an invisible fence but i guess it was off basically the dogs mauled my dog and a bit my forearm but i held them off from my brother and he ran home with my dog i went to their house a couple hours later after washing out my dog's cuts and confronted them about it i asked them basically just to ensure that the fence was working pay the vet bill and asked if the dogs weren't diseased the guy's response was your dog should grow a pair my dogs aren't even that big and slammed the door in my face my family raised heck and the guy ended up paying a nice sum of money my dog is fine but has some issues with one of her front legs sometimes i was standing at a crosswalk of a fairly busy street one day next to a woman gabbing on a cell phone and her little 3-4 year-old son toddling around the woman wasn't making any attempt to look at the kid and wasn't holding his hand the kid probably bored by waiting toddled right past me jumped off the curb and started walking into the street as soon as i saw him leaping off the curb i instinctively shouted oh no sprang into action and ran for him i managed to grab him by the back of the shirt and yank him back to the curb before the suv was by at 40-50 mph obviously they weren't paying attention either the boy starts sobbing of course because what little kid wouldn't it was scary i spun around and immediately i met with his mom's face as she proceeds to flip out screaming about how dare i touch her son and how dare i make him cry i tried to argue and tell her that i just saved the kid's life when he walked out into the road but even after hearing that she just kept calling me nasty names and screaming at me she may not have noticed me resting her toddler from a fate of being vaporized into a fine kiddy paste but given the circumstances shouldn't she have at least given me the benefit of considering that i was telling the truth she wouldn't stop screaming in coherent garbage at me while still holding her phone near her face mind you heaven forbid she end the call so eventually i just shouted back that she should keep a better eye on her son and walk to another crosswalk two blocks down i wasn't expecting a grand hero's parade but a simple thanks for not letting my boy become kinder jelly would have been nice coincidentally this was near where i lived and i ended up seeing she and her boy again about six months later as they were walking through the neighborhood she was still on her cell but this time the boy was trailing after on a leash dart lesson learned i guess colon tl dr i saved a kid from being hit by an suv his mom gets angry at me of course she was mad you just pointed out in an undeniable way how supremely incompetent she is as a parent i head out for what i hope will be peaceful walk with my dog a lab mix at the end of the day she's on a leash in the middle of the street a full-grown german shepherd comes tearing out a yard without warning and grabs my dog by the neck starting to shake her as dogs do in a dog fight my dog is not a fighter and just takes it i begin kicking the german shepherd to get it to let go but it's not having much effect my dog starts to whimper and i see later it's because the dog has bitten through her ear and it's torn i increase the strength of my kicks and succeed in kicking the german shepherd away from my dog who then runs back in its yard the owner comes up to me and yells at me angrily for kicking her dog no apology i was only wearing sneakers and her dog is unharmed i say you have to be kidding me she turns away calling me an apple and begins screaming at the top of her lungs at her daughter my wife tells me this dog may have bitten another walker cops get involved unbelievable a few years back i was working for garchox before they closed i worked in the backside of the store in the children's section and intimate apparel once i was next to my register organizing panties or something when a woman walks up and asks me to ring her up i walk over and begin scanning her items when her son wanders off towards the expensive leather jackets in the women's section on the other side of my register the woman is paying absolutely zero attention to her son even has her back to him as i am still ringing up her massive amount of items her son climbs up into the middle of the coat rack he grabs onto the metal bars on top and begins swinging back and forth screaming a marching panzer mr chimp of course the rack tumbles over on its side causing a freaking chain reaction that sends all of the coat racks crashing to the ground i run over pull her son out of the middle of the collapsed track make sure he's okay and attempt to get the 500 each coats off the ground the lady still at the register she didn't even bother checking to see if her kid was okay suddenly shouts excuse the frick out to emmy you wanna finish ringing up my fricking items flabbergasted i stare at her in shock the carnage of her sons exploits all over the ground behind me and then yeah i rang that bee up fml many years ago i was the cable guy in new jersey one day we had a severe hurricane and there was massive flooding everywhere i was asked by dispatch to come in and help handle downed poles and other emergencies people will live without power but not cable tv believe me so i hop in my old 74 mustang and drive off to hq on the way the road flooding was horrific i nearly gave up after several fruitless ray roots eventually i reached an impasse i had to navigate this one road that was flooded really bad a bmw was floating by i looked at the arrangement of cars and decided if i stayed left off car x and right off car y i should be able to snake through the lake of water i was wrong my car lifted and began to float water poured in from all directions the dashboard lights all lit up abandoned ship so i did i opened the door flooding the car and escaped i swam in the mucky water and came out on someone's lawn as i pulled myself up out of the muck i was head to toe in mud just then a door open and a very fat and unpleasant woman screamed at me look what you did to my lawn i looked at her lawn it was a flooded mess most of it underwater and much of it carried the way down the street oh and it had a few divots where my hands and feet were when i pulled myself out of the mark i couldn't believe she was upset at a few divots when 30 of her lawn was floating out to sea but she continued to berate me i was freezing cold covered in mud upset at ruining my car and in shock that this old bat was actually chastising me i watched my car list to port then sink only the roof stood above the waves it was a total loss no point in thinking about it as this horrible woman continued screaming at me and threatening to call the cops i swam to the far side of the mini lake to find dry land as i did some black dude in a cadillac pulled up and offered me a ride i explained i was covered in mud he didn't care he saw the whole thing and just wanted to help out a fellow traveler in trouble he drove me almost all the way to hq i thanked him profusely i'll never forget that guy once at work i was one of only five who made it we spent the next 14 hours fixing downed wires and flooded boxes for seven dollars and 24 cents an hour plus time and a half shoulder pooped in her yard and mixed it in with the mark but alas hindsight is 20 stroke 20. i was out walking my dog because at the time she was cooped up a lot and i wanted to let her stretch her legs we walked from our apartment complex to the neighborhood next door my dog had already done her business and i a responsible member of society picked it up and threw it away while walking past a house a woman runs out and starts yelling about getting her gun i thought for sure i had misunderstood her so i said what this causes her to run back inside and bring a large man out with her what did you say to my wife he yelled i told him calmly that she came out and yelled at me and i was trying to figure out why she was angry she begins to scream about how my dog this is the first time i'd ever walked in this neighborhood was crapping in her yard and she was going to shoot me if she caught it happening i assured her that i had never been by her house and i was the only one walking the dog i pointed out that we weren't even slowing down near the house until she came out and threatened to shoot me but reasoning with morons doesn't exactly work so instead she kept screaming and her giant husband seemed to be getting more agitated so i just started walking again and avoided their house on the way back out of the neighborhood that said it did inspire a hobby if my dog dropped a lot of poop i'd pick it up like normal put it in a plastic sack and drive over to their house if the lights were out and the cars were gone i'd take the bag and empty it on the lawn right where they'd likely step out of their car when they returned i never saw it happen but i always hoped it played out like i planned i can see this being an excusable poop dumping now someone else took to throwing bag turds into the bed of my truck i did not offend anyone with a dog someone thought my truck was better than a garbage can one summer i was a camp counsellor and i was in one of those 15 passenger vans packed with kids we were coming back from a trip in north carolina and we were on a curvy mountain road a woman in an oversized suv was coming up the other side of the road and we slowed a little to make sure she could pass she was obviously angry that we were there and that she couldn't fit at that moment a small portion of the road gave out under one of our tyres and our van fell off the side of the hill and rolled twice we weren't going fast and no one was very injured which was good but everyone was shaken and a little cut up what topped it off was that the woman in the suv came back we thought to help us but she rolled down the window and screamed at us to watch our driving and then drove off to this day it baffles me that someone could do something like this i was a school teacher and we had a group of students that would tour around doing dance performances our kids performed in a library and one of the kids hurt themselves during the performance it was closing time for the library and i am walking with this girl my arm around her holding her up trying to get her back to the bus and she is just bawling she was ginger so it was obvious she was crying anyone could see the janitor starts yelling at us to get moving he needed to clean i tell him she is injured and is moving really slow but we were trying to get her out he keeps snapping at us making her cry more i finally get her out to the van and get her squared away i then go back in and tell the janitor that it was rude of him to yell at a teenage girl like that he just doubled down and said you got problems i got problems what a dong every year there's a greek festival here in rva and all the people in the neighborhoods around there gets a little pissy about it because of all the people parking but some people take it farther and actually put out obstructions like chairs with orange tape between them or cones to block people from parking in front of their house the problem with this is that it's public parking so they're really just being crybabies which is why i like to find some house close to the festival that's done this i get out of my car throw the cones into the person's yard and park right there fricken i'm only going to be at the festival for as long as it takes to get food because it's usually hot as frick one time some guy came out screaming at me about how i was breaking the law and he was going to call the cops and have me arrested and my car towed i just looked at him and said no you won't because i haven't broken any laws so i got my food all boxed up and i'm walking back to my ride enjoying the heck out of one of the five gyros i bought one for now one for later one for later later one for my ex-wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife what the [ __ ] is just gaping at us so the cop says sir if you don't take care of this trash by the time i'm done moving my cruiser i'll have to sight you for littering and don't block off the street again and goes to move his cruiser by the time i'm done loading up and pulling out with a wave to officer cool as frick the [ __ ] is due to fully picking up his cones and orange tape with a stunned expression on his face like reality just came crashing down tl dr [ __ ] tried to block off a parking spot i took it anyway he called cops cop was cool as frick told him to pick up the cones or be cited for littering i left enjoying my victory gyro and loving life the sweet lambie taste of victory a car touched luckily driving slow my mother's wheelchair throwing her frail body to the ground driver exits ignores mother looks at car you are lucky that there are no scratches in the paint thanks go out to h for preventing a murder that day my dad's friend bought an old hunting cabin in colorado and we helped renovate it into something livable when we started out was just one room with planks for walls no insulation and split pine trees for siding now it has a kitchen and bathroom and electricity and plumbing and insulation and looks brand new what did the neighbor have to say about us fixing up that old eyesore my house smells like sawdust maybe it was a compliment sawdust is a great smell my roommate's grandmother is 100 years old and like 80 pounds with cats in her pockets she has to sleep on an air mattress instead of a regular mattress or she'll end up with insane bed sores really quickly because she is so frail she lives in a nursing home and has a cna that is supposed to check on her the cna noticed that her mattress was entirely deflated and failed to report it a day later when someone else came to check on her the problem got fixed when confronted the initial cna said oh i forgot my roommate's grandmother in now in the hospital because of this the cna was promptly fired up vote for the description of her weight i was in walmart with my girlfriend a few months ago we were looking at silverware in the kitchen section and we parked our cart in one of the larger aisles since no one was around we're both in our early 20s as we look through the various utensils a tall skinny blonde man who looks about 40 comes and stands near our cart i glance over at him for a split second and he seems to be looking at the items on the shelf next to the cart then i look back to my girlfriend and the man yells at us did you seriously just look at me and not understand why i was standing here we both look up and the man is glaring at us angrily neither of us know what the heck he is talking about and kind of just stare back dumb struck move your cart girlfriend grabs the cart and stammers a quick okay sorry guy glares at us and waltzes around the corner before he is out of earshot girlfriend says geez sorry rather quietly in my direction the man whirls around and snaps what did you say to emmy filthymouth dart um geez sorry angry man leaves in a half girlfriend reduced to tears before anyone questions my manliness for not ripping his arms off i am a rather small female and i was shocked into silence by the crazy bastard i still feel bad for not grabbing one of the nearby forks and forcefully placing it into his brain tl dr manuel that and made my girlfriend cry in walmart because we couldn't read his mind people on drugs are scary it's probably better that you didn't engage him if saying sorry made him flip imagine what showing anger would do i was at a store downtown which is very close to an international school there was a young asian girl in front of me in line trying to pay for her items but wasn't really understanding how to use a debit machine she obviously didn't speak much english but the teller getting extremely irritated just kept kept barking at her in english on what to do she kept trying to swipe a card the wrong way i couldn't help but speak up for the poor girl seriously how freaking hard is it to just nicely show her how to swipe her card the correct way my roommate and i were running errands at target often times people will stand outside the entrance asking for donations and such and one girl was there that day for an organization i forgot as we were about to go in this mother and her son walk out and the girl politely asks if they have any spare change all of a sudden they both explode on this poor girl yelling at her to stop trying to sell them things calling her a csw telling her to go the frick home etc it was so strange to see of course she wasn't going to take any of their crap so she calmly but firmly responded saying she wasn't trying to sell them anything not to call her such names and that she was staying right there the son kept calling her a s so she finally said i can't believe you kiss your mother with that mouth the way he rushed at her ice where i thought he was going to attack her but he just got super close to her face and yelled ugly yes and knocked her papers clipboard out of her hand finally security came out and they ran for it the girl calling after them i think i'm actually very pretty thank you very much while we helped her pick up her things i still couldn't fathom that two people would randomly do that man i was working in a hardware store when a man came in and asked where the thermostats were i walked him over showed him the three units we carried and then asked if it was for his home or an apartment he asked why that was important and i explained that if he was renting and depending on the apartment type altering an apartment's heating system might be against the rental agreement it's against mine without express permission and that he should just check in with his landlord before starting at this point the conversation stalled the man got this strange angry look on his face and he leaned in and growled into my ear i am the freaking landlord and i hope they all freaking burn he then stormed out of the store without another word sounds like he was afraid you were going to sue when i was a kid i whacked my elbow on a door handle may have ruptured a bursa man it hurt i was maybe nine and i was screaming in pain tears running down my face sobbing the whole stephen spielberg one of my parents lifelong friends grabbed physically restrained everybody who tried to comfort me saying oh he's hit his funny bone he'll be laughing in a minute it felt like forever but i guess it was five maybe ten minutes i'm curled up in the fetal position holding the elbow and screaming and i still remember seeing her grab people's arms to pull them back when they reached towards me one on that door handle there was no way i could have hit my funny bone without warping the space-time continuum two who the heck has ever laughed from a shot on that exposed nerve anyone three how long can an allegedly normal human being listen to a child scream and not only declined to help but actively stop others from helping and no the laughing part never happened in related news when i met her ten years later she was just as prolific as sower of sorrow as i had remembered that woman never saw me sober as an adult every time she showed up i checked out of reality until she was gone okay so i live in a fairly wealthy town where everyone's really self-absorbed and materialistic i had a tree in my backyard that had been there for quite some time that began to lean over the fence over the neighbor's property now it wasn't covering a window or casting a shade on any part of the house that might anger someone in any way whatsoever it was barely over their fence with its branches sagging down but nowhere near touching the ground so the neighbor apparently was angered by a loud tree ruining their perfect view of my garage and decided to pay a tree cutting company to cross the fence enter our property and cut down the entire tree not to mention it was a beautiful oak tree and that they could have just cut the branches that were over their property in the end the company reimbursed us for 500 or so dollars but i would have rather had that tree standing there i just can't imagine what was going through their head when they decided that they could decide to remodel my yard to their liking just throw salt over the fence occasionally a few years ago i was riding my road bike with some other cyclists teammates on a rural road in ma i was drafting tired and not paying attention and ended up touching the rear wheel of the cyclist in front of me with my front wheel as any cyclist knows this is bad equivalent to crossing the beams we were doing about 20 miles per hour i ended up going over the handlebar like a dolphin jumping a wave well if the crest of the wave was a handlebar and the trough was asphalt thankfully i flew off the road into the grass good no road rash but i landed solidly on my shoulder and ended up getting a stage eye shoulder separation as i'm on the ground writhing in pain with my bike lying against a fence it bounced turned on end and came to rest artfully on a fence and a group of concerned cyclists surrounding me a driver stops to honk at us and curse us out for riding on the road get off the road you don't pay taxes blah blah blah my dad was going about his usual routine of walking the dog in the alley he always lets the dog off the leash to run around for a bit while they walk and when he's ready to go back he puts the leash back on one day he bent down to put the leash on his dog and apparently something caught the dog's eye so he took off this resulted in the dog running to the end of the alley and into the road eventually being hit by a car the dog died on impact and lay in the middle of the road as my dad tried to get traffic to stop or slow or change lanes so he could go collect his dead dog he was met with a chorus of horn blows and obscenities screamed from car windows one guy even went as far as pulling up next to him and slowing down specifically so he could flip him off i can't imagine my day being burdened so by having to slow down and lose 30 seconds out of my day so a guy could collect his dead dog out of the road the horror those drivers must have felt that's really sad but then again this is one of the many reasons people should keep their animals on a leash so my friend with a roomie lived in a duplex next to this uptight couple who had a son four or five-ish the duplex was owned by my college and their house is literally surrounded by college-owned buildings every time my friend walked to class she made the mistake of waving to the kid once the mother glared and yelled for her not to look at her kid my friend is a complete girl next door mary jane type this is when the trouble began basically this uptight couple would just look for excuses to call the police on us the first few times they called and complained that we were lighting up weed the house was searched college owned no drugs found later for excessive giggling apparently we were giggling so much obviously we are on drugs this is when the local cops and campus police were beginning to get annoyed so the neighbors complained about noise specifically laughter i stood outside your window wasn't too loud but hey just try and keep it down so they stop calling us another few drug calls at this point police stopped searching they would just come to the door and ask are you high my friend and i number they would then leave revenge so we ended up having a last-minute party of 10 people honestly most of the group other than the my friend and another was underage we were drinking drunk apples to apples and other drinking games again knock knock it was the police my friend and i tell everyone to hide the kitchen so everyone piles in we answer the door hi officers is there a problem both of our cheeks are obviously flushed probably slurred mildly officer any underage drinkers us no officer neighbors complaining again you guys aren't really that loud loud as long as you all keep is this volume we won't bother you again tonight but we continued partying through the night uninterrupted tl dr neighbors looks for excuses to get my friends and i arrested call police so much the one time we are doing something illegal the police don't take it seriously one sunny afternoon a friend of mine came to pick me up from my house where i'd lived for 12 plus years we were about to start driving when i remembered that i'd forgotten my phone or something and had to run back inside while i was inside which was all of three minutes my neighbor across the street a middle-aged divorced lady walked over to my friend sitting in her car and said i just saw that girl go inside are you friends with her my friend said uh yes the lady replied okay well just so you know there's a neighborhood watch on this street so don't try anything because i'm watching you then she went back into her house i came back outside and jumped in the car oblivious my friend who was a tiny asian girl told me what happened and all i could think was wtf when i was in high school i was about five feet tall i wasn't very tall at all i was waiting for my first class to start and these two kids came up to me and tried to rob me i ended up fighting with them for like 15 minutes putting up the best fight i could but being smaller and outnumbered it was mostly just defensive and the occasional shot in pretty sure i did break one butthole's nose then a few kids walk by casually like nothing is wrong at this point i'm in a corner just getting hit i'm not even paying attention to the kids hitting me anymore i'm just so speechless that they're not even stopping my eyes just locked onto theirs and followed them as they walked by watching what was going on but not doing a dang thing you were only five feet tall you were not very tall at all and so those meanies in the hall they pushed you up against a wall which is no fun when you are small my town is well known for having a ton of construction companies and every company has an oversized pickup truck that is far too large for our small congested streets one day a construction truck ran me off the road bending my rim and popping a tire my car just happened to stop in front of an empty driveway just as i start to change wheels some old couple pulls up and starts yelling at me for blocking their driveway i tried to explain that i had no choice and it would only take a minute but they could care less apparently parking on the street and walking an extra 10 feet was too inconvenient for them the conversation ended with them ranting about how america was going to heck and how people like me have no respect sometimes it's better to ignore oddballs like these trying to bring rationality to some people is just a waste of time the conversation ended with them ranting about how america was going to heck and how people like me have no respect to be fair they weren't exactly wrong but i doubt they considered themselves a part of that equation everything westboro baptist church just this thanksgiving my wife was in a walmart before freaking black friday and bought the last two pumpkin pies available she put them in her cart a lady approaches and says where did you get those my wife says back there but i think i got the last two the lady then proceeds to reach into our cart and remove one of the pies my wife's hand shoots out to grab the lady's hand and says don't lady says but i need a pie for thanksgiving my wife says i'm done and then puts on her best wtf face not that extreme but definitely made me wonder last week at starbucks a man politely asked a seated woman if he could use the outlet that happened to be near her she said i'm not moving for anybody he hadn't asked her to move but she proceeded to rant about how she couldn't believe people used their computers at starbucks and she was sick of people harassing her easy my mother her sister and get nephew all took a walk through our local chili cook-off which is just a large outdoor block party with legal drinking food and fun i'm on a short trip to las vegas at this point not around to help out my mother's nephew while pushing my mother in the crosswalk due to her physical handicap accidentally caused my mother to fall out of her wheelchair forwards with a chair falling on her from behind the front wheels got caught on that little lip of the curb that is still evident as you cross onto the new sidewalk from street level as a result the nephew literally just ran home no doubt due to the embarrassment of my mom's yelling due to pain so with the help of two passers-by my mother and her sister got into the car and back to the house but now here's the wtf as my mom was being helped out of the car and back into a wheelchair she feel out onto the driveway no doubt further damaging her leg and instead of helping her sister up and into the chair the antics claimed that she had no time to waste helping her up to stop being such a baby and to get herself into the house my mother's sister then left supposedly to go find her son who had ran away from the chili cook-off turns out my mom had a completely broken femur in half and just above the right knee so in this condition my mom was forced to drag her over weight body up the driveway up three large stairs through the doorway and literally from one end of the house to the other oh and all the time it took caused my mother to wet herself before she could get inside thinking about this incident again makes me cringe and sad some people don't deserve to be called family my first car accident was in a walmart more proof that walmart is evil parking lot it was a rainy day and the parking lot was mostly empty the entrance's exits were in the back of the lot and i had just pulled in and was driving down the lane regardless of the empty spots cause i wanted to get as close as i could to the store and some dumbbe is cutting across the back of the lot as fast as possible people cut across the back of the parking lots all the time i know i don't care but i slam on my brakes hoping she finds a way around me since she had the time to do so instead she plows right into my front bumper i had an old truck at the time and it was like hitting a tank for her but the first thing she does is get out and screams at me what did you do to my car not even trying to do the avoid responsibility for insurance purposes thing she was angry and thought it was my fault i laughed at her she did not care for it she also didn't care for me taking pictures that eventually made her insurance claim laughable lime i'm in the driving lane with the arrow that's painted to show you which way to go is behind me your car is over four parking spots diagonally and connected to my bumper pay up b [Music] i used to work in banquet service setting up not serving food for a large hotel chain i worked a late shift so i was the only one from my department on staff i was never very busy i was mostly there in case someone needed an extra table or chair etc so i carried a walkie-talkie in case i was needed somewhere one day i get paid over the walkie-talkie crackle light pian can you swing by the front desk when you get a chance crackle i had already finished all of my tasks for the day so i was watching lore and order in the break room so on a commercial break i saunter up to the front desk and ask hey what's up the front desk clerk says oh hey the banquet table is on fire i reply um what clark yay look so i walk around the corner unsure enough the buffet table we had set up outside a conference room is on fire one of the alcohol burners used for keeping dishes warm had tipped over i grab a nearby tablecloth and smother the fire i walk back by the front desk and impart this wisdom next time something is on fire try to convey a sense of urgency he just stood there and blinked at me also he had a fire extinguisher behind the front desk tl dr loch ness monster starts hotel fire to collect tree fiddy my pony who we boarded at a self-care facility started colicking the day before my senior year was supposed to start with horses colic can mean a lot of things and a crap ton of things can set it off basically it's a general term for a horse's stomach ache which for them can easily be lethal as this situation ended up being often simply because they have no vomiting mechanism now my pony was obviously having a hard time of it he was covered in sweat pain absolutely emanating from him and it was taking four people literally dragging this 800 pounds animal to keep him from dropping to the ground and rolling rolling can complicate the colic even causing knots to form in the intestines so it is advised that you continuously walk a horse that is trying to roll during colic this was obviously an intensely serious and dangerous medical situation even the most ignorant person would have been able to identify that immediately one of the borders was a very snobby and self-important woman who much to everybody is disgust had a habit of driving down the barns long hallway and parking her goddamn trashy vulva outside of her stalls making foot traffic awkward and horse traffic almost impossible in a horse barn so we're desperately dragging this dying horse up and down the length of the bonds hall waiting for the vet to come and drug him up and this woman drives up opens the whole gate and starts driving in another border ran to inform her of the situation so she'd stay the frick out of the way with her god damned volvo but she just turned her nose up and kept driving locking us into the far third of the hall freak your dying horse apparently for those who are curious he ended up being taken to the vet's facility and put on an iv drip and absurd amounts of painkillers before it was determined he didn't have a chance a twist in his intestine we think from just rolling the wrong way out in the pasture cut off blood supply and killed six feet of gut we were extremely attached to this awesome guy r.i.p cocoa pony sorry about your sweet pony and totally screw that horribly lady if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] you

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Length: 51min 27sec (3087 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 24 2022