What if The Knight Talked in Hollow Knight? THE COMPLETE SERIES - (Parody)

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need to find another way out whoa whoa whoa I'm cool nature another one Higher beings yo these words are for you alone Beyond this point you enter the land of King and Creator step across this threshold and Obey our laws so does that mean lesser beings don't have to obey the laws because that seems like a pretty massive oversight they're witness to the last and only civilization the Eternal Kingdom Hollow Nest hey I don't witness nothing you live longer that way open open open open open open open come on open up come on finally I hope that wasn't an antique or important or anything because I don't have the money to pay for a replacement oh that's another long drop man and just with my knees were starting to feel better there goes nothing hello there I need some new knees got a surgeon or a black market around here oh that traveler I am afraid there's only me left to offer welcome uh Town's Fallen quiet you see what about a restaurant the other residents they've all disappeared headed down that well Caverns below I think after a few people didn't come back everyone else would have stopped this town's combined IQ must be in the single digits why go down into a well anyway used to be there was a great Kingdom beneath our town it's long fell to ruin yet it still draws folks into its depths wealth Glory enlightenment that Darkness seems to promise all things I'm sure you too seek your dreams down there wealth Glory Enlightenment well I do now well watch out it Travelers are robbed of their memories luckily I don't have a nose so that shouldn't be a problem my memory should be fine I think maybe perhaps dreams aren't such great things after all you're telling me you ever had the one where you're naked in a school taking a test you haven't studied for while being chased by a tornado no just me okay oh if you can't beat them come on my knees are not gonna survive this journey which way do I go this way looks good oh hello there are you good or bad old guy wasn't kidding they got a whole city down here I wonder what's going on in this place hello oh hi hello there how delightful to meet another traveler on these forgotten roads agree though I'm not sure how forgotten they are apparently an entire town stupidly came down here you're a short one but you've got a strong look about you rude also I'm pretty sure I'm strong enough to kick your ass whoever you are I'm quiro I have something of an obsession with Uncharted places hi Grill I'm uh I don't remember my name that's weird this ancient Kingdom holds many fascinating Mysteries and one of the most intriguing of them is standing right before us are you talking about me because I'm starting to think I'm a mystery myself a great Stone egg lying in the corpse of an ancient Kingdom oh and this egg is it warm it certainly gives off a unique air no no it's good to tell you but it's definitely warm I'm baking like a toasted cheeser in here can it be opened there are strange marks all over it I don't know they look like creepy alien things you probably shouldn't touch it I do still love a mystery and who knows what other Marvels lie even deeper below us well hopefully no more creepy alien eggs oh you're a big boy is it too much to hope you're friendly yeah come on come on very nice nope nope if I had any memories before they're gone now hear what he was guarding I'm not sure I slayed the right Beast the only one way to find out be free that thing's definitely gonna eat somebody where's that singing coming from oh bury my mother pale and slack bearing my father with his Ash attack bearing my sisters two by two and then when you're done let's bury me too that song's horrifying do you know that one it is one of mine favorites hard pass I bet you have a beautiful singing voice well that's true at least and this place has a hell of a mosquito problem whoa you're jumpy you know I'm starting to hope I'm not killing townspeople by accident I've decided I'm a landscaper now the hell whoa knows I mean um hellos ah hello there come down to explore these beautiful old ruins I guess I don't really knows no don't mind me I sure won't I have a fondness for exploring myself getting lost and finding your way as a pleasure like no other well I hope so because I am quite lost metaphorically speaking and literally speaking we're exquisitely lucky you and I aren't we I do not feel lucky I'm a cartographer by trade and I'm working on mapping this area right now would you like to buy a copy of my work so far please yes a map can be a useful thing but it alone won't show you where you are if you've not the head for directions I suggest purchasing a compass from my wife is Zelda she's just now opening our new map shop in dirt mouth settling all sorts of useful things to Wanderers like yourself she'll even sell some of my old maps from time to time I pop back to see her whenever I finish mapping an area she's always so excited to see me it's the nose isn't it chicks dig the nose maybe I'm in the corner or no damn it why wouldn't the Cartographer carry a compass with him this road sign will tell me where to go the Pilgrim's way Travelers of hollow Nest descend Through The Verdant wilds and Funko Groves to the city at the Kingdom's heart they're all wishes shall be granted all truths revealed wishes granted double backflip here I come finally this must be the place hi you must be a Zelda come to buy a map have you it's really my husband you should be dealing with but what a surprise he's headed down below isn't that what he does he'll pop back occasionally and deliver new maps for the store but I do wish he'd spend a little more time up here I have not that much interest in retail myself oh it's because you want him to work because you want to see him or spend time with him or okay then I just learned a lot about their relationship from that conversation awkward oh my God I can see where I am too bad I have no idea what any of this means or where I am in general come on as there no one around when I do something cool be free you terrifying little worm monster devour your enemies foreign did I just get trapped by bugs fine come on what you got that was it you all got to work on your traps that was embarrassing oh yes I could use a bat ah that feels good on the knees what's this like a gumball machine hope I get a red one I didn't get anything maybe if I ring this Bell that's big oh you're not a gumball but I guess you'll do greetings little one it's been an age since I last heard the ringing of a station Bell it echoed down the stagways and called me to you was it like a pavlovian thing or I've grown stiff and [Music] then talk so pavlovian the dagway stretched the depths of hollow nest if you want to travel them help me from the platform I will take you where you need to go well thanks big guy I'll hit you up later or something oh it's dark in here maybe I can find my way through if I never mind I forgot I'm afraid of the dark apparently you just don't learn do you freaking dumb just the way I like them guess I can't go that way maybe I can go up ah here we go excuse me coming through no whoa hey there big boy um it's getting a little crowded over here up and over maybe we cannot do this you're just as dumb as your big dumb counterparts aren't you yeah what that it come on out of there fight me like a bug man oh you're adorable I almost feel bad for kicking your ass whoa yeah come on what you got ah okay you're getting smarter sorry for calling you dumb earlier my bad would you please stop throwing Timber Tantrums the floor is not made for that you're gonna end up yeah like that heads up hey dude what's in this [Applause] I don't know what he just gooshed all over me but I'm gonna need to go back to that bath what the where do you think you're going no you don't this place is creepy I don't think I want to go in there okay might as well take a look uh hello who's that creeping out in the darkness uh Darkness it's perfectly light in here and creep they just walked in my you're looking Grim a strange empty face and a wicked looking weapon if you've just been doused in bug viscera you'd be grim and dead inside too something important is drawing you down into hollowness corpse but I won't ask what good cause I don't know either perhaps the reason you found me is because you need my help sure why not I could do some help what you got for me creepy lady say no more friend I I'm gonna give you a gift a nasty little spell of my own creation it's just perfect for a little one like you oh sweet give me is that it do I just uh what the foreign [Music] I apologize perhaps I should have warned you about the power of that spell yeah what the [ __ ] I was watching over you as you slept but seemed to have slipped away myself that's the creepiest thing I've ever heard and that's saying a lot considering how creepy everything is around here now we're awake I was wondering whether you would do favor not as repayment for my gift of course simply because we're now friends friends who lock each other behind a gate unless they do the other one a favor not sure you understand the definition of friends see a horn great Beast has made its home in the heart of this Temple respect I would be quite grateful if you were to venture deeper in and wait for me sure since I'm assuming I have no choice in the matter that's a hearty creature but with your new power you're more than a match for it good luck with this small favor my friend oh I'm breaking your crap whoa you are big oh give me that witch ain't so bad I'm back yeah you're right that thing was pretty big so it's done then you've slain the Beast it's a poor thing it must have been terrified of you was that a crack at my face you saying I'm ugly it used to be quite docile but the rancid air in these Caverns filled it with some ancient rage if you haven't noticed no no so I wouldn't have any idea hello you did what had to be done you have my gratitude of course we both know you wouldn't have made it through without that's spell of mine oh oh well that may be true I wouldn't even have been in here if it hadn't been for you the gate between us has opened oh so close to stabbing you in the larynx right now oh he's gone looks like he left a note sorry I missed you if you're feeling lost why not pop up to our store in dirt mouth and purchase a map of the area he left an ad and here I thought he was being thoughtful man you have got some nasty phlegm going there if you weren't about to die I'd say get that checked this place is kind of pretty hello there dear Lord I can feel that smell ah come on he ghosted me oh hi there I'm um night and you are leaving apparently starting to think that which lady might have been right about my face scaring people off maybe it's the lack of nose rise I know that huh hey nose is this a contrast from the crossroads such a humid lively place got that right I didn't even think I could sweat but I was wrong the roads twist and turn in the most wonderful ways you really love Maps don't you I've done my best to chart the area ahead though I must admit some of the areas inhabitants proved quite a nuisance yeah you get gooched too hmm not sure about this place you can do it I tiny Squibb you approach fearless are you a hunter like me yes yes yes I am do you feel the urge inside to stalk to kill to understand I mean I feel hungry and kind of have to pee so yeah then take it my journal it will Aid you at first the text may seem difficult to discern but a learned Hunter will come to understand its words sure I'll take it Venture the depths of this land and slay its beasts prove yourself worthy to Bear the mug of Hunter is that like a cool SCAR or a bless you I am not picking up your snot Journal final Journal I didn't need to know your high school Crush you weirdo hi again and she's gone I was just hoping to get some directions rude whoa Giant deathbush what's the plan gonna kill me with scratches and allergies one of these is eventually gonna give him a gumball um your disguise isn't really fooling anymore whoa okay fine it was a great disguise don't take it personal yeast oh damn don't worry I'll save you shoe fly don't bother me I could do that too hey man you okay just what do you think you're doing uh saving you you dare to come between me and my prey I mean it looked like you were the prey in that situation is it a habit of yours to Scurry about getting in the way and causing bother yeah actually know this car I am zote the Mighty the Knight of great Renown cross me again and you'll find out why they call my weapon life endure well if you get in my way you'll find out why they call My Nail I know I don't get it either all right I'm finally ready to try this out if you would please take me to dirt mouth ever again ever again oh hey there again you there why are you skulking about in the shadows uh it's light out here there are no Shadows are your eyes Okay zote was it yes your eyes do not deceive you I am soaked the mighty a knight of great Renown tremble before me we literally just met like 10 minutes ago well you were hiding in your dingy Little Village I ventured into the dark pit below us and slew a great Beast it had sharp mandibles and atrocious manners I'm pretty sure I killed that Beast while it was munching on your torso yes yes all glory to me but I don't have time for your adulation I must rest and prepare for my next Journey Down yeah you do that back we go oh hi come no closer ghost okay just don't poke me also I'm not a ghost I'm very much real I think I've seen you creeping through the undergrowth stalking me stalking is a strong word I just still happened to be at the same place at the same time this Old Kingdom terrible thing awakens I can smell it in the air everyone keeps talking about the smell I'm really starting to get jealous of you people in your noses I know what you are well you're the only one I know what you'd try to do well you're also the only one I can't allow it if you could please fill me in maybe I'd agree wait what are you doing no we're doing this huh okay bring it on sister what you're done yeah you better run what do we have here oh cool a cloak allows me to uh I don't know sounds like me they cannot be undone okay that's fine by me they must be undone uh I'm getting mixed signals here let us sleep little Shadow return to Darkness I can do that I can definitely do that I am super peaceful when I want to be oh hi there uh you know I really wish things of immense power would stop knocking me unconscious whoa someone needs to get this Lake in antacid what do we got in here quarrel what up man oh hello there seems we both tread Far From the Path yeah but in my defense I kept getting lost I can hardly believe those that's the old highways led to such a lush and lively place that's an understatement it's so Lively it keeps trying to eat me hey there man you friendly ah why is nothing friendly in this stupid place hold still hold still wow hey Quail sorry just taking a breather back to it see ya wow this is really boring what was that guy doing I'm out of here who decorated this place ugly weeds hideous careful careful just don't touch anything is all very Pokey what's this from moss and leaf our life is drawn well it grows upon the path we shall never Wilt great I'm reading some idiots crappy poetry it doesn't even rhyme I got this i got this ow hope no one saw that you know what I don't even need you just to prove I can ow hope no one saw that okay all right oh geez really one more in your face nature no sleepy thing and I can't get out oh wake up come on let's go Gotta tell you to get out of here never mind sorry I woke you up damn no you have a big nose jerk all I did was wake you up um disgusting [Applause] good Lord this Village is just awful who the hell would live here I drug that little bug seems about right you okay there Mario you elf you wield your nail like a club I guess I mean I kill things however I can I'm not going for perfect form here it is me how much different do we have to go say what now we just met although maybe after a few drinks oh what who are you huh oh uh hi I'm uh uh thing I came in here and you hit on me it's only natural I I see this Old Village what a strange dream to let me down here if you hadn't found me I don't think I would have ever woken well then glad I found you I'm sly usually I live in unevitable life up in dirt mouth you mean other than the drugs the air in these ruins doesn't agree with me so I'd best be getting back oh the air thing sure you should get help if you return above come and see me I'm probably the friendliest face left there and I can thank you probably for your good deed are you hitting on me again I'm not saying no but I'm gonna go weird Village whoa howdy oh you surprised me hello hello come in sweetling come in and make yourself at home okay I'm not comfortable with the way you called me sweet you're not gonna need me right I'm slow Brooke and this is my cozy little charm store oh okay that didn't really answer my question though folk out there tell you to come and visit me yeah they totally talk about you all the time yes lovely little village isn't it warm and intimate and full of life uh yeah full of life definitely haven't killed anyone here I haven't met you before hi there pale thing you wear that nail with ease if you're in search of combat you'll find no great warriors in this decaying bro oh I don't know have you met Quirrell he's somehow still kicking I've heard in the remix it's somewhere below one built for our like what do you mean are like like super cool dudes or uh meet me there and we'll test what skills you possess I'm still working on that backflip I'll get there though I'll be heading down soon come and find me if you dare cool see you then what's up so yes I'm trembling oh guy always a pleasure it's supposed to be the place hey A sly uh hello I knew we'd meet again how do you like my cozy little store I've made myself pretty comfortable here selling electric Travelers like yourself sweet if you're planning a trip below I have several items that may improve your chance of survival well that's good I just met a guy that I'm pretty sure wants to kill me for sport oh what a turn a shopkeeps come home just wandered back in I'd hoped for Grand Tales of his time below but he seems to remember almost nothing maybe it was all too much for him probably the drugs ugh healthy you used old lines pathetic a real Warrior carries himself to combat he has no need for such convenience have you seen how small my legs are and my knees are basically powder so shut up stupid Giant noses damn straight I popped your ass whoa speaking of not doing drugs hi don't try and sneak past me I can smell you show off hmm do you collect a lot of Geo I'm not rich by any means but I'm doing all right give me Jesus and you can see something nice why is everyone down here coming on to me what the ah [ __ ] you nature oh careful don't touch the jelly ah oh no weird must have fallen asleep that was an odd dream I feel funny like I'm incomplete odd man talk about deja vu what the hell is that ah go away go away crap I remember I remember holy crap I died oh God no old stag station cool hey Quirrell I'd not expected to discover so huge a stag stationed after that foggy descent well I didn't expect to die so we're both a bit surprised whoa that's a neck Oh Come In Search of treats have you I chanced upon a unique little fungus growing right above us you I found it only in this station and The Taste is just Divine ew nose nose is that you hey nose ah my short friend you've caught me at the perfect time I'm just about finished charting these noxious Caverns noxious huh wish you noseful people would stop rubbing at my noseless face very territorial types make their homes within this area I'd suggest avoiding them where possible no problem further below some strange thin creatures gave me quite a scare they seemed an intelligent bunch in my youth I'd have braved their caves but I fear my matured physique wouldn't be able to outrun them were they to turn violent you mean girthy hey I just ran into your husband after more supplies you've already bought so much unfortunately for now you've cleaned us out of anything worth selling carnifer will no doubt be pleased though I do wonder what he plans to spend all that Geo on a trip for you two probably someplace nice tropical I hope this is awkward I'm gonna go I don't want to Haze out that Daft old fellow over there he keeps talking absolute dribble seems to think the very air is deadly down in the caverns perhaps you should consider not breathing wow that is so nice of you zote he keeps talking about dreams too dreams are for those too feeble to truly live or you know normal people is sociopath [Applause] this is awesome [Music] oh no what fresh hell is this you you friendly okay you must be friendly of a tiny creature rude you got the look of an adventurer so we've much in common well that's a large assumption searching for dangerous places eh well you're on the right track cool I'm turning around then a long neck Critter warned me of a tribe deeper down funny a long-nosed creature warned me the same thing what your sorts so she says and I'm itching for some serious combat sounds like it could be a rash you should get that checked hey hey hey stop running I just want to talk you suck freaking jerk what is this here ends the Pilgrim's way Hollow nest's heart lays open before you gross proceed onward to share in its Glory come on do I get an artery or something are you friendly that nope ah should have stayed in dirt mouth holy [ __ ] giant death wasp let's go away y'all I hate this place yeah wander seeking death welcome may you find Swift end Upon Our claws what if we're not seeking death because that's me oh a statue to the Great and Mighty Humpty Dumpty he did indeed have a great fall he was never quite the same after they put him back together though thanks for the charm buddy what's this mantis claw what can I do with a mantis it's awesome oh good another Journal dear diary Phil looked at me again today boring so if I was supposed to do that crap what did I do Ah that's what I do holy crap that's a long way down who needs an ease anyway that wasn't so bad I'll call ah never mind that was bad I got this okay just need to jump higher dammit oh hey there Three Amigos I'm uh passing through no need to uh okay then guess there is a need too all right y'all want to [ __ ] dance then let's dance no didn't know this was gonna be a cage match whatever whoa no Fanfare huh fine just what just what I'm right all right I can do this oh come on I said one at a time unfair I gotcha yeah how do you like me now what else you got oh that's it well thank you hell yeah let's see zope do that uh this doesn't bode well I like the glowy plants though the nose is that you buddy please gives me the creeps vicious Little Creatures burst out all over the place and the passages are a dark twisting maze oh sounds suicidal you think I should give it a go unless you're well prepared I'd urge you to leave so if you're feeling strong enough to descend would you like to buy my map feeling pretty Immortal at the moment I just totally whipped three mantis this is all at once but I don't think I'll descend I'll certainly buy a map though for any future Suicidal Tendencies I may have nature in this place sucks okay okay screw you nature a door open holy crap that worked cool hopefully this will lead me to some place nice and cozy in those or dead bodies that bodes well that boat's real well maybe it'll open if I uh door open nope well she this rain is just like the soul wet soggy you're probably acidic we're all fancy meeting you here the capital lies before us my friend what a somber place it seems and one that holds the answers to many a mystery is one of them how to do a backflip I've been looking for that forever and if so I'm charging in head first I gotta beat you there I too have felt the pull of this place so now I sit before it I find myself hesitant to descend what are you scared is it fear I wonder or something else that holds me back it's probably fear I definitely didn't chain your foot to the bench so that I can get to that backflip power first yep no way it didn't happen hmm I think it's a safe assumption this is the nail Smith hi there you the nail guy if you brought me another nail to be honed well leave it on the ground and return later if you're still breathing say what you assume I'm gonna die it's a lack of nose isn't it hmm Oh I thought you were someone else oh cool can you uh fix up my nail afternoon Smith for you where you find one I'm not much for talk but if it's a nail it needs repair you've come to the right park your own Nails in quite a sorry State obviously not one of mine still anything can be refined with enough effort and skill even that Broken Blade rude it's not that bad if you'd like I can reforge your nail it'll make the blade far more deadly more deadly you say I'm listening as you wish I'll get your whooping well awesome how long will it be oh you're getting started now well cool you take your time I'm sure it's gonna take a while and I don't want to rush you or anything I'll just find something to do here we go refolging is complete what you're done you just you're just a hammer like three times now it's just got dents in it I've owned your nails Edge you'll find it much stronger than it used to be I feel like I got ripped off yeah fantastic strength against your foes yeah sure hey look at the little guy with the bent nail [Laughter] well hey there sister again we meet Little Ghost yeah glad you finally decided to not run away for once did you want a rematch or something I'm normally quite perceptive you I underestimated though I've since guessed the truth that I kick your ass again damn skippy you've seen Beyond this Kingdom's bound yours is resilience born of two voids what it's no surprise then you've managed to reach the heart of this world in so doing you shall know the sacrifice that keeps it standing what if knowing that truth you'd still attempt to roll in hollowness perpetuation seek the grave and Ash and the mark it would Grant to one like you what can you try speaking in a language that makes sense and she left good talk maybe next time you can speak and coherent thoughts who the hell is this guy Memorial to the hollow Knight and The Black Vault far above through its sacrifice Holiness last Eternal I wouldn't make that sacrifice congratulations you ensured the worst place ever will now never die good job whoa this is not very good City Planning once more slipping that's a drop you will need to hire better architects oh you are creepy hey hey come searching for rare items have you well hands off this collection is mine and I won't be selling to grubby little Wanderers rude not sure why you had to bring size into it I didn't bring up the fact that you're an Ugo still I imagine you come across many interesting items in your travels maybe you care to part with some I'll offer you a fair trade for each interesting yeah I have a lot of personal Diaries so if you really want to know who around here is kissing who then be my guest all right that door should lead me oh my knees I prayed bears are out here [Laughter] oh hey nose isn't this a change from those twisting natural Caverns the rain does cast something of a sadness upon it all but the architecture is simply Splendid some stairs wouldn't hurt though what where you're going you soggy Vagabond I don't want you splashing me I've had a miserable time trying to keep dry afraid of a little water aren't you supposed to be some kind of hero or something I'm so the mighty a night of great Renown yes and I'm trembling before you if I decide that I'm going to stay dry then that's what's going to happen of course you big baby of course this wretched City water and monsters constantly fall from above it's no wonder this blasted Kingdom filter ruin seems to me like a night of great Renown should have been able to save this place by now ah [Music] he's got missiles he's got missiles ah stop that ah what the hell are these things these make limb look pretty huh everything led me up here but there's nothing up here hello what's that um things are doing things oh well hello there I've killed some guys like you bring it that's new ah well that's a thing ow come on okay that's enough we get it you're stroking me out man stop it that was a thing yeesh Bring It On that was weird ah I got it in my mouth this better be it you're actually dead I'm not buying it yeah I guess you're dead the hell is there a girl up there oh careful I really don't need acupuncture in my ass hey there how the hell did you get in here oh hi well I wasn't planning on it oh I knew you would everyone always forgets about me I mean I don't even know you unless I do in which case you were very correct oh who are you oh thank God I don't know you I'm uh uh I still don't remember you can just call me night most people do your face I get it I don't have a nose I'm a hideous noseless monster why can't you people move past it I'm sorry I got lost I don't know how I ended up here it's all right and I can't even remember my own name so I can't judge you to rescue me better the girl that everyone just ignores uh yeah definitely wasn't just a coincidence sorry I look at your face I can hardly more jokes about my nose really starting to think I am going to leave you behind I believe you came all the way down here to rescue me I didn't think anybody one more joke about my lack of nose and there won't be anybody sorry maybe thank you I mean I better go to town I mean I better get home yeah hey man you still dead good huh guess I need to go down yeah ah my knees and that glass have something in common [Music] there we go I wonder where this leads oh boy ah that was a kneecap and I'm in a sewer great hey there cute little guy who knows what's in here whoa begin hello there don't take something if it is a jurors That's the Law I'm aware what everything you see to what extent just don't be angry I'll share my food with you if you give me Geo sure I could eat this Geo is mine now don't try to take it back do I at least get the food I paid for otherwise I will be taking it back by force if necessary here take your food with you when you leave yes we're done here oh thank you yeah nose you here oh go away you literal balloon animal hey a nose aren't these waterways thrilling the Labyrinth of pipes and tunnels thrilling vomit inducing I couldn't have asked for a better place to employ my talents it's also orderly so considered nothing like that crude irregularity of those Caverns I know how dare nature be crude and irregular ah but so sad my trunk is telling me those fungal wastes are close and I sense my dab Adventures may have reached its end guess they'll be calling this map done ah look at me my glorious nose can sense things shut up oh come on this place is seriously disgusting suddenly I'm really glad I don't have a nose and why does everything have teeth hmm lunch and an Extended Stay on the toilet oh that was probably expensive my bad I don't know what kind of eggs these are but hopefully mama ain't mad at me about this they're just so fun to pop whoa there's Mama we're just gonna leave you here it's all your eggs they're looking great definitely not smashed nope no siree ciao uh what an incredible smell I've discovered I assume no nose [Music] oh okay dude you are swimming in poo it was awesome oh come on don't throw that what the hell man I thought we'd evolved Beyond flinging feces no I don't need this ah you know after what you just threw at me this is fine [Music] I desperately need a bath never mind no amount of bathing will ever take away the horror of what I've just seen hello there feces flinger it's you again I'm glad to see you've returned well I'm not glad to be here no no please don't say a word I must apologize for my previous Behavior yes you must entirely my fault I mistook you for one of those mindless skulking husks yet you bested me in the most majestic nightly fashion yes the most majestic nightly fashion covered in poo such joyful vigorous combat I'd almost forgotten the feeling I was once a night you see by the grace of our good King I stood proudly Before the Throne watching Hollow nests swell in greatness can you not say swell to Greatness it evokes a weird image then that nasty business with the Affliction are you talking about the great hooping that you now reside in we Knights defend against the Michael but a formless enemy how to defeat such a foe formless enemy I'm lost are we still talking about poop because you definitely formed that down below in some weird disgusting statues well hello did I interrupt tea time I appear to have walked into a very polite and well-mannered track ah rude hello again weird girl glad to see you made it back oh guy what's up that lovely young glass returned to us yeah well no need to thank me I must admit I placed thin odds on her survival you all were taking bets on that young girl's life am I still able to get in on that seems to think very highly of a rescuer some sort of Dashing Warrior type barely stopped gushing since she got back well I don't like to brag but the warrior must have passed down below whilst I was taking my nap such a shame I'd have loved to meet so impressive a bug yeah because it couldn't have been the short noseless guy or anything why don't you go back to your nap or tend in your lawn old man I bet there are Whipper Snappers on it right now whoa I am somehow simultaneously honored and creeped out what's this the white savior the maiden woke in darkness confused she reached out did she write a story about me saving her wonder how it came out sharp brambles jabbed at all sides burning acid bubbled close below what nightmare had led her here what hope of survival remained doomed she thought herself and to despair she fell until a light bloomed far in the distance a bright glowing spot fast approaching it swept Majestic about the Thorns left above the burning Waters and Dove towards the maiden hey that's pretty good what'd I do next coming close the form revealed at last a beautiful being sharp horns gleaming white arms reached out for the damsel Gathering her up grip firm huh it's good I mean she's Bonkers but it's good well this place is certainly bright and welcoming oh crap that can't be good um can I nope damn it what does this thing say [Music] to protect the vessel the dreamers late sleeping monoman the teacher in her archive surrounded by fog and Mist learned the Watcher in his Spire looking over the city there the beast in her denim into the deep Darkness beyond the kingdom through their devotion hollowness last Eternal well cool good for them I guess oh no no no no no no no no again considering you all had me trapped I wasn't going anywhere else wish I knew something was just calling to me [Music] you all seem to know more than me perhaps you could fill me in what the seals [Music] sure what we're talking about you're sending mixed messages again [Music] yeah I'm not sure we're having the same conversation it must be context oh hey again good to see you all ah [Music] Fade Away Little fade away they let us sleep in peace [Music] I really hate those bastards where the hell am I that's not good that's not good oh like hell I'm following you I have nowhere else to go totally not Nerf racking at all I hate it what the hell you stupid fluttering Phantasm why'd you make me jump all that damn thing on you cast you away [Music] well that's just the relationship those spirits and I have they put me through immense excruciating pain and I let them fill you away probably [Music] what weapon are you coming on to me don't get me wrong I'm flattered but I don't think it's gonna work I'm physical and you're in corporeal and it's gone is this the weapon oh it is it hurts well that's a sound to wake up to where the hell am I now [Music] ah you've returned welcome back to the waking World thanks I'm familiar with the waking world I live here as long as I'm not knocked unconscious which happens far more often than I'd like those figures those dreamers they reached out for little power they still have and drag you into that hidden Place yeah those guys really like [ __ ] with me but that Talisman you now wield the dream nail they can cut through the veil that separates the waking World from our dreams even the dreamers themselves cannot hide from such a weapon good that I need to go find them again and show it to them though I must admit that sacred blade has dulled over time together perhaps we can restore its power you only have to bring me Essence what Essence are you coming on to me essence precious fragments of light that dreams are made of collect it wherever you find it and bring it to me once we have enough we can work wonders together yeah you're coming on to me look I'm flattered but that is a gnarly looking tree [Music] gas Essence is real is it possible he wasn't coming onto me of course not I'm cute who the hell is that noise sounds like someone hacking up a hell of a hairball it's okay man you'll get it ding dong ah hey man I am sure glad to see you [Music] oh so many Grand thoroughfares and old sideways I'd forgotten that's cool anything I'd be interested in somewhere amongst the lines lies the Stag Nest the place where I was born and raised I thought its location lost to my failing mind but now I can almost remember the path been there man do I bet my failing mind can give yours a run for its money problem is we'd both forget what can I do to help stag stations and beckoning me through them perhaps I'll again find that Nest I would like that very much you got it staggy can I call you staggy you made that extra bumpy on purpose I'm guessing that's a no on the nickname staggy I wonder if she's in hmm nope ooh a new entry the white savior returns ooh what'd I do long had they remained apart and the village once so warm now grew cold the maiden felt The Well of grief it gripped Fierce about her lonely shell and suddenly as though her tragic state was sensed the Savior returned Standing Tall glowing bright I see we're going for complete fiction now below shining horns eyes weld black glistening eyes only for the maiden long Mist long desired uh-oh she's getting delusional or delusional lure her savior leaned close sat beside perfectly composed in that charged breathless moment not a word need be spoken the maiden shell felt suddenly tied out her claws curled ew no glance was shared no claws touched just perfect aching love shared in silence together I've talked to her like once if I had hair I'd almost guarantee she'd somehow have a lock of it oh my Doom got a bat finally ah this is nice there's a long time no see what's up man good what a calm place it's action I want vicious and deadly battle this Serenity is a bull I know right warm calming bass still gross give me giant poo flinging death machines any day thank you very much you are weird hey there how's it going I'm guessing it's been better yeah now don't you look pretty I think this is working [Applause] there we go gotta protect the assets right you know all it would take is a pocket full of this stuff and I'd be set for life and they're just wearing it on their posterior that is a different kind of wealth [Music] God I'm out of shape well this looks familiar don't worry little guy I'm coming just don't end up writing any fan think about this who decided to give them lasers oh hey um you got a little something on your face here let me help you out okay never mind my bad right back at you he has lasers why does everyone have lasers oh screw that whoever invented this should die [Music] Quirrell buddy how the hell did you get up here uh quite a view no I mean if you like dark and dank sure I'm not surprised you survived the Trek through these shimmering Caverns I know I'm surprised there's an air of strength about you I suspect it would be quite intimidating if not for your small stature I am adorably deadly but bring up my stature again and I'm lopping you off at the ankles so you know what it feels like oh not getting anywhere that way I wonder what's this way that's creepy [Music] also I can't see a damn thing the light has pierced my soul and all I can think is the light all hail the light oh I missed the light suddenly I feel like I can knows otherwise it'd be shattered ow what's going on in here hello wow what the hell don't do that yes welcome small Intruder I've been sound asleep in here for some time some time was that a question how should I know ah yes yes well now you've gone and woken me up it's no matter I suppose I might even be able to help you this isn't one of those I'm gonna take your kidneys while you sleep type of helps is it I'm GG and if you have found your way into my chamber you must need my help eh I've decided against having a nose I could use some new knees you see sometimes we leave our regrets behind in the world like black stains like skid marks if we don't deal with these regrets hope starts to drain from us trust me you do not need regrets to lose hope do you have regrets of your own little one oh do I come into hollowness for starters let me peer into you for a moment oh okay oh you don't appear to have any lingering regrets how lucky for you you don't need the services of one such as I wow you're not very good at your job are you no regrets my ass stupid I wish you ghost would stop doing that you know it open you weren't one of them sorry if you were if you won't spare a thought for them I don't spare a thought at all if I can help it yo hey big guy let's go kill us some jerk Spirit thingies I really gotta find a better way of transportation ah easy see you suckers whoa that was close what the ooh yeah you're not very good at art you you will creepy stuff creepy creepy stuff yeah no there's got to be a different way I can go I don't need to be a big bug snack oh hey guys what are we doing that uh we're not friendly are we well crap [ __ ] off bug off what the hell man oh radiant being we are blessed you'll raise touch us okay hello Nest is Born Again United in your blazing image okay crazy cold person this place is a freaking maze where am I that's not right I'm just staying here and completely ignoring my own giant heads in the distance not sure I really want to help you I'm gonna have to think about this for a minute all right fine there I hope that hurts boy what do you think you're doing you clumsy Little Oak immediately wishing I'd just let you die swinging a rusty Little Nail around in the darkness you almost struck me and if you had it would have been the end of you trust me if I had you'd be missing your head I am soaked the mighty a night of great Renown my weapon lifebender has struck down hundreds of foes be gone or you'll be next Doom God I hate you creepier I was wrong it can definitely get creepier well that's odd hello there who a fellow Warrior out here I thought I was the only one brave enough and strong enough to survive in this foul forgotten pit um I've got some bad news I am gallian the strongest warrior in hollownest I came to this monstrous place to test my strength no doubt you wish to test your might as well hmm not really now yes you and I are a rare breed quite unlike this poor fellow who has fallen before us the world is not kind to the weak I fear numb I've got some bad news stop throwing things at me hi that'll teach you to be dead I don't know what I'm saying unbelievable I am defeated at last so this is what it feels like to be bested num I've got some bad news all these cobwebs do not bode well for my Arachnophobia uh hi everyone what's up we are friends welcome sit and rest yeah maybe don't lead with we are friends makes you seem suspicious me sit and rest the more you all say it the less I want to do it it is warm and safe and rest I'm guessing I don't have a choice in the matter let me guess yep trap son of uh I hate being right maybe I can just nope no crap all right let's get this over with do whatever you're gonna do ow yeah this is like the third worst thing to happen to me today come on come on well I hate it I hate it oh so very much upside I'm close to the giant Spirit jerk so let's do this I see the spiders got here before me uh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no hey there jackass wake up ah I gotta stop doing that hi there good to see you oh child yeah that's gibberish we're just gonna do this the old-fashioned way yeah one down two to go now just two ah it hurts ow what is killing things always end up hurting me oh hello there biggin what you working on there is it mask or face upon the creature in hollowness a difficult thing it can be to decipher huh oh they go all the bat oh hey what up squirrel hello hello what a thrill this is to find such warm comfort amidst the den of beasts you promised that warmth is from the water or not from you know you why aren't you responding squirrel why not join me for a time these Waters do wonders for weary legs not if it's your pee water that's women worse what the heck is this a tram ooh stag would be pissed if he knew I was taking a tram but what he doesn't know won't hurt him guessing they just push this in this is so much nicer quiet smooth and I didn't bruise my ass don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me what the [ __ ] oh cloth what are you doing here my friend you dealt with all those beasts dealt with screamed at till they died same thing I'm ashamed to say I was hiding those ghastly things chased me and I ran if you had come along who knows if I'd ever have survived why would you say that you've got a big Club there to swing that thing in a fit of pure Terror and you'll be fine others take me for a fearsome Warrior what was my impressive size but this Kingdom's beasts I wonder if I'm just no match for them well I mean you've made it this far that's pretty impressive even if you are just running and hiding what the hell I cannot wallow in my weakness I must take strength from your example yeah you act so confident in battle you show no fear before your foes I'll try my best to do the same never actually seen me fight have you whoa what the hell is this guy kind of looks like me I wonder what he was thinking nothing apparently oh well anything else around here noob no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no stop it that's why bat oh that can't be good maybe he's nice of course not come on suck on that slime corpse oh you dead yeah really you suck to Flying corpse what is did I did I just learn a backflip whoa whoa well it's not a backflip but I'll take it [Music] you don't have to say anything about it you don't it's okay you don't owe him anything hey stag oh what station is this hidden all the way at the bottom of the world well you know I just found it all on my own until I heard the Bell calling I didn't even know the stagways traveled so deep you've discovered something quite astounding little one yeah okay I can't take the guilt I wrote a tram I'm sorry okay can you ever forgive me you made that extra bumpy on purpose ah my ass nose nose is that you I'm coming buddy ow what the oh that's different sorry nose I'm being blocked by some weird fart cloud or something they'll figure it out hey man I'm back hmm oh you've returned yeah I found this hunk of metal figured you might know what it is huh you have some pale ore a rare fine metal wet is it sweet I can sell it or give me the awesome Geo for my efforts I'll reforge your nail will make it stronger oh good because everyone's been making fun of me for all the dents you put in it last time thanks man should I go and come back or oh you're just gonna go for it huh wait are you done again there we go my forging is complete you just put more dents into it you crazy old Kook and no it's completely crooked I'm gonna be a laughing stock hey look at the little guy with no nose and a bent sword damn it nose nose what are you doing in here isn't this a cozy hole is it I've been venturing about that Wilderness beside here and thought a moment's break was well called for so you picked the dankest place you could find and I mean that in a bad way [Music] pursue the deeper truth I on the week could bear you talking about teaching me a backflip because I can bear it I have wings now what hey I can't hear you can you speak up I'll not hold back my needle is leaking and I'd feel no sadness no weakness your beetle is people and you'd feel no Madness and reeking pies what show me you can accept this Kingdom's past and claim responsibility who is King dub ass and why are we framing him as an accessory to Moochers okay we're fighting now sure I'll kick your ass again told you so so strong yeah I've been working out so is that strong enough for you you could do it if you had the will whose will King dumbasses did he leave me anything good but could you raise your nail once knowing its tragic conception conception what kind of Sword am I wielding and knowing yourself oh I still don't know [ __ ] about myself other than I am one hungry night I haven't eaten for days then do it ghost of hollowness head onward burn that Mark upon your shell and claim yourself as king I shall and then I shall be king dumbass see ya weird lady what the hey there uh-huh another Warrior finds their way to our Fair Coliseum ours is the final destination for all seeking Trials of intense and deadly combat guessing it didn't go too well for you then zote what do you want Kerr have you come to laugh at me as well I hadn't actually but I am now guessing you got your ass kicked fools did you never consider the being trapped in this cage was precisely what I intended I had not considered that and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you didn't neither so uh you're wanting to fight in this arena for the best of the best yes by all means release me into your Arena just gonna throw this out there do you know how bad you are at fighting or are you just so good in your head that denial has a new first name and it's z-o-t-e I am soaked the mighty and as soon as I draw my nail life Ender your laughter will turn into Terror you're adorable hello everyone you all having a good time [Applause] let's hope this doesn't end to my death okay who you got for me this should be easy Bring It On hmm that was right is that it ah 201 today now we're talking okay we done now seriously okay we done now okay what about now seriously yeah ah this is getting ridiculous are you not entertained what now whoa oh boy this can't be good oh forget being angry I wanted to do this for a while come here yeah oh yeah oh zardick you like that who's divided one now oh I've never been happier oh thank you thank you I don't really need all the money though I would have done it for free hell if you want me to do it again I'll kick his ass while he's down holy crap it seems bad I sure hope your evil spirits because I'm gonna re-dead you yeah this looks healthy oh it's thick and sticky oh crap wait what's it doing oh that was gross whoa that's interesting can't touch me I'm getting out of this pit of Horrors oh hey sister you here for a rematch ghost I see you faced the place of your birth and now drape yourself in the substance of a shadow yeah that crap gets in every orifice and does not come out wait that's where I was born that explains a lot actually though our strength is born of similar source that part of you that crucial emptiness I do not share born of the same are we actually siblings cool I've always wanted a sibling I guess you got the tall jeans lucky jerk also what crucial emptiness is that a new way of saying I'm stupid or something oh we really are siblings funny then that such Darkness gives me hope within it I see the chance of change yeah that's just the nepotism talking a difficult Journey you would face but a choice it can create what choices do I have prolong our world stasis or face the heart of its infection what about a third option like or take a vacation and think on it a bit I'd urge you to take that harder path but what end May Come the decision rests with you well of course you would you're not the one taking the path what do we have here only those who prove their honor in combat may enter the Grove Beyond The Defender guy I thought I smelled his work I can make this I can make I can make oh crap oh acid baths are not as relaxing as you think there's got to be a way I can swim through that stuff like a suit or something whoa what happened to this person looks like she got treed okay sweet I can swim in acid now which now that I think about it probably does not bode well for my health there you are Spirit jerk go away sucker band all right let's do this you think I'd get used to that hey come on out we got some killing of you to do just thought you'd like to know who killed you the noseless Knight that's right I've been bracing it who do you like that uh you're gonna explode or something what did I do last time all right ah I gotta stop doing that but two down your Pottery sucked you taking a nap in there Oh what now man it is not my day I've absorbed so much my body's gonna explode but that's not the only danger I had to overcome in my quest for Glory you've noticed this trophy haven't you a Keepsake from my final triumphant battle in the pit below us what yes life Ender claimed another victim and the crowd erupted into ecstatic cheering cheering that was both loud and utterly sincere what she can't be buying that load of crap what what's going on here oh what though yeah I don't necessarily want that crazy girl but that son of a [ __ ] has stolen my entire Journey for himself absolutely not screw you you jerk oh crap should have thought that through now what hello well that's my never mind my nightmare just got worse yeah I'm gonna kick your ass too come on where's this last stupid spirit quill quarrel what's up buddy doesn't this Kingdom just abound with surprises a building atop an acid Lake not the best of design choices I know despite the sight I can't help but feel familiarity something stirs in my mind though I can't yet tell what if it's a little voice telling you to rip and tear and Shop you'll get used to it I thought it might lust for discovery that led me here but now there seems something else your bloodlust this building beckons me that's definitely not normal for your standard masonry you should get that checked why are there so many of these floating jelly squids I swear if I see one more of these bastards me and my big [ __ ] mouth fine let's the ah no ah painful tickles ah no more painful tickles I don't alone Quirrell holy crap I didn't know you could actually fight I take back every main thing I've ever said about you not that I've ever said anything bad about you behind your back or do your face please just help me Found You Now come out here and let me kill you oh hey quarrel thanks for the help earlier wanna help me kill this thing too did he call you too then I realize it's no coincidence we arrived together I think it might be actually though much of my memory is blank this place I recall oh Within These Chambers the teachers sought to store the Kingdom's knowledge and at its core she stored herself I didn't really come here for a history lesson to save Hollow Nest the teacher willingly became a seal but upon herself she enacted an additional protection so she's not evil though I cannot recall it's happening I played a part in that feat why does that matter exactly she called me here now to reverse that protection all in eight of you oh so she's cool with me killing her well now I kind of don't want to what are you doing [Music] huh so I guess I can kill her now I don't know do not hesitate the choice to perform was hers not mine not helping she knows what you would do and seems to welcome it not helping ah fine let's do this thing ow super sorry about this if it's any comfort I don't like this any more than you do oh here we go again oh at least that's the last one oh oh um really sorry about this squirrel Madam's life is extinguished and with it her seal breaks the heavy thing you attempt but I've seen your prowess up close and she too believed you capable you've seen my what now have you been spying on me in my baths be on your journey then and allow me rest the time D complete I began to feel no no let's go back to you peeping on my prowess whoa what the hell happened to this place it's looking a bit squishy damn suicidal bug what evolutionary Advantage does exploding solve or what's in there and take it and do this I can do this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do that suck it up just get in there you big baby yeah hello anyone home I'm the noseless Knight I'd just like to have a chat maybe do some stabbing oh yes they heard me Thanks for opening the door [Applause] I can do this I can do this I can do this hey thanks for letting me in nice place here a bit dark you could use some lights oh there you go rather ineffectual but I love the design huh they're cozy in a creepy kind of way and definitely not phallic at all nope nope nope definitely not questioning what your sex life is like never mind question answered holy crap dude are you the hollow Knight oh so cool it's great to meet you I'm a big fan I'm a the noseless Knight I think I don't really know and sorry I'm just a little nervous oh man did you want me to get you down I can do that hold on last one there you go that better uh-oh starting to think that may have been a mistake hey man we cool yeah this was a mistake why is nothing friendly in this stupid place bad bad night miss me miss me this is fun come on I expected you to be better than this it's no reason to throw a pissy fit yeesh I'm winning dude no reason to be that mad you getting tired or something come on man let's go whoa that's new it's over man just stop I've got hollow Knight in my mouth should have phrase that better sorry man you know we could have just talked this out but instead you had to be a jerk let's end this this is power and everything is orange tinted now a little bonus I guess what wait I'm not into this kind of thing no I finally had the power to do a backflip but my knees finally work I don't want to be locked up no no [Music] hey can someone let me out of here anyone Hornet Quirrell nose old guy zote yeah never mind not zote I'm not that desperate oh let's chill out here someone bring me something to eat [Music] thank you

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Length: 88min 51sec (5331 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 15 2023