What if Mike (and Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Freddy) Talked in FNAF? (Parody)

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speaking of which on to the video [Music] the night garden five nights at freddy's one doesn't talk we're gonna change that and yes i'm going to try to stick to the existing lore as best i can and if you know the lore knight one might seem a bit weird but trust me it all comes together in night two cool cool let's do this well this should be easy just relax make sure nobody breaks into a kid's restaurant easiest job ever am i supposed to be answering phones i'm going to let it go to message uh i wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night well that's worked in that nice before you i'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so by the way he's leaving i know it can be a bit overwhelming but i'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about you'll be fine well welcome to a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike where fantasy and fun come to life entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person not discovering that damage or death have occurred a missing person report will be filed within 90 days or as soon as possible that was not in the interview process and the carpets have been replaced blah blah blah that sounds bad i know yeah there's really nothing to probably be a bit irritable at night too so remember these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children do they show them a little respect right well if they respect me so just be aware the characters do tend to wander a bit uh they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night can you just turn that off their servos locking up they get turned off for too long they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too but then there was the bite of 87. right what bite it's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe now concerning your safety the only real risk to you as a night watchmaking is the fact that these characters if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person why they'll most likely see you as a middle endoskeleton without its costume all right since that's against the rules here at freddy fazbear's pizza they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside a freddy fazbear suit that doesn't sound so bad now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with cross beams wired and animatronic devices especially around the facial area so you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort or death glad we're on the same page yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up yeah but hey first stationary breeze i'll chat with you tomorrow uh check those cameras and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary what why conserve power all right good night how stingy is this company that they can't afford electricity this job is so not worth the free pizza get a job at a kid's pizza place there's a night guard no one's gonna break in there it'll be the easiest job ever what could possibly go wrong smart one me now i'm starting to see why there was a five night minimum requirement for taking the job let's see here doors check lights fairly functional of course cameras everyone's still there good and the other cameras are mostly working naturally wait where'd that one go oh crap a few hours in and i already lost one so getting fired and i haven't even had any free pizza yet i wonder if there are any microphones in here can you all hear me anyone just let me know tomorrow hell is that music who turned on the creepy music it was you wasn't it ding westley wabbit who are you yeah go away stupid thing do i know you nope just a brand new security guard never been here before you look so familiar i must just have one of those faces you know i could remove it and take a closer look hard pass chica chica what crap she's gone to damn funky chicken where'd you go you're right he does look familiar hmm foxy what do you think i want him not yet not yet yeah oh boy it's okay just keep up the charade for a day all right ah you are right outside we're just gonna there we go wait i didn't notice that before is the door using power the door came down that shouldn't take power that's just gravity it doesn't make sense why would you bite doors like this especially when you have death mascots running around can i just leave the door closed and maybe turn off the fan or a light or something else [Music] it's okay i knew they were not the smartest company before i started here and i'm not here for the money survived worse shouldn't be that much longer now wow oh six o'clock quitting time i'm out of here where the hell did i come back all right free pizza no i'm going to let it go to message again still there what up phone guy well if you're hearing this and you made the day too congrats yay i won't talk quite as long this time since freddy and his friends tend to become more active if the week progresses oh that's great uh it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while i talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place you know seriously interestingly enough brady himself doesn't come off stage very often that's good at least though so hey and you're right that's one more reason not to run out of power right i also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights yep lights be sure to check the door light the character in there seems unique and that he comes more active with the cameras remain off for long periods of time that'd be foxy i guess he doesn't like being watched i don't know anyway i'm sure you have everything under control uh talk to you soon all right nothing about hearing me guess they can't perfect i can drop the facade i just need to gain enough trust to be allowed in the back then i can dismantle these jerks few more nights that's all i gotta do i hope all right euphor just stay okay good animals you can do this michael you can do this just don't get shoved into an animatronic [Music] oh shut up bonnie or i'll cut off your foot for good luck hello you there no open the door no if you do we can be the best of friends uh yeah i'll think about it i have a pie if that helps hi oh he's gone good where'd he go i'm gonna get him let me get him to get him no let me now your new fun i just wanted to show you me hook up close and personal no thanks i'm good i've already had a colonoscopy recently thank you you're good for nothing stupid skin sac it's good zack i resent that i'm a totally normal human totally huh adorable clothes that's weird i wonder if bonnie did something what'd you do dark carrot eater he's the new guy real original i thought it was hilarious every new person gets one next time i won't be so nice i'm trying to help you all i'm your friend sure you are just like every other adult was trying to help us and be our friend can you really help us please help us the hell don't listen to him he's only trying to save himself no well yes but i can fix you i can fix all of this and we'll fix you ah freddy's awake oh you're in trouble new guy okra come on come on come on oh thank god see you [Music] tomorrow really am a clinton for punishment aren't i i'm gonna fix your crap dad jackass oh hey you're doing great most people don't last this long you don't say i mean you know they usually move on to other things by now like a grave i'm not implying that they died that's not what i meant sure it's not anyway [Music] not yeah been there done that yeah never mind scratch that it's best just not to get caught will do okay i'll leave you to it see you on the flip side man i've still never met you i ain't seen you on no flip side now where's that death chicken have asked me hearties stupid pirate you'll walk the plank yet well that's not creepy at all can we change the music please no i like it okay there's chica foxy oh crap freddy oh crap where is he where is he where is he oh crap oh crap crap crap crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap crap crap this is it i'm gonna die again crap um hey guys you all around always i'm close enough i can smell you ew you reek rude oh boy you do look familiar i don't know what you're talking about in your face freddy [Music] hey guys i'm back four nights it must be a record i know you're really brave or really stupid yes yes i am leave a message at the beep beat wow day [Music] who is tapping stop it but when i did hey do me a favor maybe sometime uh check inside those suits in the back room will do i'm gonna try to hold out until someone checks maybe it won't be so bad i well that can't be good do i get his paycheck oh shut up freddy i'm gonna get me an acton make him walk the bank shove him in a suit yeah no oh come on barnacle breath pirates of the caribbean animatronic rejects a free pizza and a terrible paycheck don't lie to me i can tell when you're lying okay fine if you let me dismantle you i can free them nice try but that's not happening please let him try please yes please no isn't there a picnic basket you should be trying to steal or something go away i'm taking you to kfc oh he is mean i know right oh grapple grapple grapple grab a crap a crap a crap crap last day tomorrow see you later suckers okay i should do it just make it through one more night and they will hopefully trust me enough to let me in the back and then i can put it into this not if i have anything to say about it shut up phone guy you got a bit of demony should probably get that checked look up exorcist in the yellow pages stay stay nothing i'm more of a handshake guy everyone still where they belong i know you're watching me i promise it's purely survival based and not a stalker thing sure it is oh come on so close oh come on oh come on again go away not until you let us love you or at least give you a bath so close oh crap gonna let me in okay fine you win i'll let you in just one second finally i'm coming hey he lied me oh crap i'm not gonna make it oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap okay look i promise i'm just trying to help my father was the one who hurt you all not me don't shut me into anything just give me this one i'm not letting you leave this time afton you put us here you're going to pay no i'm gonna get paid [Applause] all right now i should be able to get in the back and dismantle these things and hopefully they don't catch me and fire me for this i would just for your smell shut up [Music] isn't there a pick in it basket you'd be lila isn't there a picnic pick a nick isn't there a picnic basket why is that so hard none of this better make the outfits okay [Music]

Channel: Press Start To Laugh

Views: 405,235

Keywords: FNAF, Five Nights at Freddys, Freddy Talking, Freddy Voice, Bonnie Talking, Bonnie Voice, Chica Talking, Chica Voice, Foxy talking, Foxy Voice, FNAF machinima, Mike Schmidt, Mike, Night Guard, Michael Afton, Afton, FNAF Parody, Fun, Funny, Joke, Hilarious, Comedy, Freddy Fazbear, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Golden Freddy, Press Start to Laugh, PSTL, PS2L, Five Nights

Id: FI3n8d9QITo

Length: 17min 28sec (1048 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 14 2022