What farmers do after a rain(Guess who won)

hey everybody its Ryan and welcome back to how farms work wait a second if you guys are new here you're in for a treat so stick around and if you're not new here you're in for a treat stick around so we got some terrible news guys it rained again last night and I know some of you you're really needing the rain and I wish that I could just send it your way all of it but we just it just keeps hitting us it looks like dad dumped the rain gauge out right yeah well anyway we got an inch 38 last night we got like 78 hundredths the night before and this entire week we got about three and a half inches you can understand how how hard it is to put up a when it rains if not wants multiple times a week we actually have some alfalfa just like 17 acres laying on the ground that got rained on twice already and it's just been a few days and so we're kind of running out of things to do around here we can't even move move bales cuz it's just so wet so today dad and I are gonna grab some of that oil well and we're gonna weld up a gate I know it doesn't sound too exciting I don't wanna I'm just gonna hang out with the camera and tell stories okay while you do that okay and I got a little story about a dart gun I want to tell them okay then it involves making you look stupid less than intelligent okay and so I really want to tell that to the world okay and you're not gonna delete it are you mmm maybe we'll see okay all right there's alley hey Doug how you doing like like I mentioned last video she's got a kiddie pool and I set her down in it yesterday she hopped right back out she don't like it she'd rather sit in that muddy stuff down there here's the most exciting thing that happened today I needed an oil change on the pickup that's usually hooked to the trailer so I got unhooked for a change so maybe I'll grease that ball cuz somebody said the ball squeaks when I turn grease your ball y'all ready angular crease your ball all right okay what's the gut again I got a story to tell oh you're telling the story right now okay so I'm gonna reenact this as best as I can so I was greasing I believe the baler right here and here or here here okay but it's dry here and it's wet there so I said here okay but anyway there and there was this gopher that was digging around by the water tank there anyway I was thinking and the cattle were all stand up by the water because it was hot day Nicole was working over there I think on a tillage machine grease in it or something anyway I thought to myself self I'd sure like to shoot that gopher but I don't want to have it bounced up and hit one of them calves or anything like that so I came up with a plan I get the dart gun which happened to come with practice darts you don't fill them with what's that stuff called antibiotic or whatever mhm and you can practice shooting with him and I pumped it up and by this time Colt can hear me pumping it up over there so he's kind of watching a little bit and I stood about here and I shot towards that ball kind of between that ball for the drinker and the burn barrel and I shot and cold looked up they started laughing at me and he says that's the worst shot ever because he thought I was darting a calf at which point I walked over I walked over and I picked up the dart and I picked up the dart that had a dead gopher hanging from it because I shot it right through the neck and I said best shot ever boom that's all I gotta say about that okay so know he decided we're gonna have a target shooting contest with practice darts yep we're gonna set up a target we're gonna see who's better shot we're gonna see who's better and and the best part is clone the best part we're not gonna make a gate oh yeah we'll skip that part but then at the end of the video if you happen to beat me in target shooting I've got an idea for how you can trash me at the end of the video okay okay all right dad you used to be cooler on rainy days I remember a few times quite a few years back when it rained you'd go to the casino or something back when corn was worth six seven dollars yep but now it ain't there's the target there is the bullseye exactly was it no that's pretty poor that's pretty but the rules are the rules you got your that's right all right so so what's that word see there's going to be one two three four you got your 40 44 all right just mark it four and three two and one I'm so proud of the way you learn to count backwards okay maybe just not supposed to hold in your mouth while you're trying to be all right that ain't bad okay so what are we going to first one but what well considering the bull's eyes for you know it'll take me three shots to get to twelve so should we go is twenty too much 21 you got to be exact so he's thinking about you know if you win what you're gonna make me do and if I only well nobody can outshoot Union I'm guessing people are thinking back to when I was trying to shoot those shotgun there are those pigeons with the shotgun and second you don't have a chance and yeah this a little different deal though people all right let's get you look what do you say well that's giving her let's give you a bra freeze today are gonna be new blue slappy of course half slap you'll be the head rev and full fluffy so whatever they say goes oh that's just a way for you to rig it huh it's gonna judge on our first distance can't go over the line that's kind of far yeah we're gonna shoot holy crap pole slappy is gonna do the medium one and of course you know our favorite one well we don't want to stand in the mud here to shoot so we're gonna call beyond it coal and we're gonna shoot right here on this dry spot behind full slappy and I have a suggestion to make instead of going to 21 we eat shoot three times at these three areas and the total up I gave that in yeah okay that hey old man can even see that bullseye from this far back no but I can see the whiteboard laying against the Berber oh all right Tami's here you guys throw out the first pitch huh yep sees she's gonna she's the celebrity gonna throw out the first pitch today so we're gonna this gun put a target bullet in and you're gonna shoot at that bullseye okay yeah yeah just don't hit the cattle which are ten feet to the left then she's never shot this before if she hits the bullseye I am never going to question anything she says again I'm gonna walk the line like wouldn't believe well I don't know if we've never mentioned this mom has went deer hunting before I've only needed one bullet yes yeah okay come over here I think her last words before she pulled the trigger were where is it and then BAM one shot one kill and then the second the last thing she said after she walked up oh that poor thing holy schnikeys got the board that's the good thing is she didn't hit a bull's-eye so I can keep acting the way I do yeah hey mom a lot of people are talking about your hollyhocks here oh do you want to talk about your garden quick before we do this too okay you just go over and tell them what everything you have planted in there we've got some kind of raised garden beds over here that one of my brothers and I built four years ago oh I want to raise garden bed like this and a week later there it was pretty good kids [Music] looky knee and summer squash squash and then cucumbers that I've replanted a couple times but they're finally starting to come I had radishes in there they're pretty much gone because we ate them already they're early season right I don't think you ate any dad I tried one the dill I didn't plant that came back from last year I pulled out a whole bunch because there was way too much and the rest of these are Tomatoes here you can see these are setting initially planted and then we got hail in it no I didn't get the rose I don't know what's wrong with this one because everything else is growing in that one is just staying like that spray drift that kamba and then they outlawed so you're good oh that's not Dwight Schrute would be proud of the beads that's very interesting we had a castor bean that one year that was over my head right and one year's growth yeah I use the chainsaw to cut it yeah I just wanted to say it's beautiful and the garden ain't bad either I'm often I like your shirt by the way where can you where can someone get that shirt if they wanted it awesome nice see you later MA so yeah we changed the rules we also we're gonna build a gate but we didn't want to do that so we're gonna start at the blue slappy and each of us you say three darts three darts and we will count the yeah tally the score after each and maybe I should I'll grab I'll grab something to write it on the board so we can so mom was at the front blue slappy and she was just a bit outside that digs in their heart holy smokes that does it again but on the other chicken just the tip hey yep this is the same width as me and so she would have hit me from there anyway so I will respect her I respect her anyway yeah oh did we bend the tip mmm okay do you see how I use the lid to the fancy handle yeah all right I'll grab a pen and I'll get going okay I walk out here dad says can we each get one practice shot he doesn't have any confidence he's shaking in his boots they can see him all the cattle are running they're thinking head for the hills Brian's gonna dart us so we got coal and they got the loser hold this tally him down holy that might be a three that's what I'm talking to boot Helen yeah if you two gave me that one practice shot cuz I'm honing in fella oh please what's that one um well this is the three but yeah I don't know how it works I guess we'll decide right now if you're touching the line yeah or is it are we going by the needle Oh let's it's easier to see if the darts touching the line so dad's got two threes and a two with eight points equals okay good eight next to loser alright there's your three darts there fella alright here we go oh he's over the line we need it we need a judgment from blue sloppy he stepped over the line I'm moving the camera dude this right here is what we call bull's eye cam well guys I'm sorry to let you down but it looks like I only got four plus three what's that equal seven seven okay but but Cole you didn't let them down did they're rooting for me oh yeah probably oh here we go okay now it's gonna get difficult people because we're we're getting out their ways now no bull's-eyes yet that's kind of disappointing probably isn't gonna happen all right so we are headed back we were at blue slappy okay yeah what I'm gonna step it off my steps because you know I step off posts all the time and it's three feet first step when we space them out uh-huh so here we go so you know how far three six nine you know 25 1962 36 okay 48 all right I feel a comeback coming on for that first shot the pressures on he's shaking he doesn't know if he's breathes out he forgot to it oh man he is in trouble here folks ooh that was a pretty decent shot that looks like a - you need it - you could really use the - it is like your first shot waiting for Brian to totally redeem himself oh that might be a three yep I'm calling a tattoo - wasn't it touching the line where which one oh you kidding me you think that's touching the wall you call it no no I feel bad it's your dart you have it you'll do the same for yourself okay it's a to know let's rock paper scissors no it's a - you're right it's a - it misses so I got four more you got your just put four next in my number - so welcome back folks - mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom we're here with Cole Sonny standing behind full slappy and he's going after the dreaded red beaked particle board any comments before you shoot Cole he starts off with a solid - oh that's not good he's feeling that he's got me on the ropes folks because I my first shot was a zero and he's got her on the run getting all cocky over there oh that was him cocking again Oh rejected folks rejected Oh rejected tip went inside the thing that's what she said it means it didn't stick to the target so it's a no score you dart people you know what I'm talking about um was it was that not a three I think that was a three I don't know what to tell you man I guess your trajectory was off and it bounced stuff it skidded dude I think if it doesn't stick how can you count it well we can we can watch the replay while it wasn't closed 60 frames a second okay I don't think I was close enough but maybe what's your ruling comment below okay I'm giving it to you you got a 3 into to shoot your last day I'm not gonna win and then say oh I'll beat you anyway at least this way if he does win you know I can see well maybe someday you'll be your father that's all I gotta say about that that's my that's my Bill Clinton impersonation I think our darts might be wearing out nope nope so these were here too yep oh dude that was another three Wow okay three six eight nine good Brian 15 to 12 I'm only down three really failing drink it in are they getting cold or what is this that's going on they're shy do we need a weld-on okay no I got 15 and you got 12 that's not too bad all right I think I can make it up but I would like one rule here okay since you're in the lead you get you got to shoot first that what gives me a chance to know what I need to do to pee yeah okay okay fair enough 65 feet from here Oh can you see the board I can't okay well that's that's a plus for you fella over here he's not oh my gosh you got another point Mike Lloyd Christmas said in Dumb and Dumber so you're telling me there's a chance so Cole decided to shoot the exact same zero point shot a third time or second in third time and Counting his heart and he got one there so he's up to 16 and I'm at 12 so it is a lot of pressure on dad not sure if I should consult my doctor if it's too much excitement or if you've had that excitement for more than four hours you might want to okay I gotta go with that how am I gonna that ain't good how am I good well you euros your idea for me to shoot first so that's just a risk you took I guess I'm ready all right here we go it's touching the line will give you one point for that one he's trailing by three all right well that's not good for the old team Cole yeah three team loser is now trailing by one point by one point with one shot left and so if he's yeah you can't script it any better no it's it's picture perfect there it might be here at the end of training my boys as they grew up I never let him win at anything I taught him you had to work your butt off to win so if it's basketball or whatever I always tried to beat him and most of the times I have so I'm giving it all I got fella all right so this is for all the marbles I don't know what marbles are where they're at but this is for all of them you've got to be kidding me dude got a pen I need to do a little math okay I think I beat you 1 2 3 4 8 16 you got 15 oh no yeah I got 16 something death sir one dart from from the grass yep holy crap I'll step it off sunday 14 114 feet you might want to put an extra pump or two in there just remember folks these are tired old eyes here hey it's a bad day to be a to pump a to pump yeah well we're going closest to the pin right yeah closest closest to it we'll get a tape measure out there there's quite a breeze we may have to measure all right you want the smart end or the dumb in I'll take the domain caucus so dad you're right at two-foot in an eighth inch okay all right and where's your daughter it's right there okay hold on I get it okay here we go I'm on it oops I gotta get here um what do you get that is 12 foot 4 inches okay to you but you're also around the burn barrel so go back around I'm what you're brown go back around why shortest route there and I am at 8 inches and a quarter okay so what does that mean in the end in the end I think I want the sudden death meaning I won the competition so anyway folks would like to thank the Slappy's for for sponsoring this and thank Mandalay Bay here house Lewis for sponsoring this tonight and that'll be it for great that's it no we just got one more than you lost so you got a you got to do what I picked I'm scared [Music] it seems like people are finding the PIO box we got these shirts in the mail dad's just putting his on I think the sizes might be a little off but of course we appreciate everything you guys send us and thanks a lot I'm not [Music]

Channel: Sonne Farms

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Keywords: farmers, funny, day off, fun, messing around, ranching, gun, dart gun, sonne farms, young farmer

Id: IY4dFVYnU7Y

Length: 25min 23sec (1523 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 13 2020