OKAY, NOW IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE. I'M GOING TO QUIZ MEMBERS OF OUR
STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN
THIS SHOW. IF THEY ANSWER RIGHT, THEY GET A
PRIZE, IF THEY ANSWER WRONG, THEY HAVE TO FOR FIT THEIR SEAT
TO ONE OF THE MORE DESERVING AUDIENCE MEMBERS JUST OUTSIDE IN
OUR "LATE, LATE SHOW" BULLPEN. THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAME ALL
THE WAY TO OUR STUDIO FOR THE TAPING BUT UNFORTUNATELY GOT TO
THE STUDIO TOO LATE AND WERE TURNED AWAY. WILL THEY GET TO SEE TODAY'S
SHOW AFTER ALL? WE'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. SO WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? WHO FEELS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN
PLAYING-- (APPLAUSE). >> James: ALL RIGHT. OKAY, HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GOOD, YOU. >> James: I'M ALL RIGHT, COME
THIS SIDE. WE CAN SHAKE HANDS. HOW ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM? >> MEXICANA. >> James: I GOT WHAT WAS THE
NAME. >> AURORA. -- . >> James: YES, CUZ IT'S A
MICROPHONE. >> BUT I FEEL LIKE-- . >> James: I MEAN HOW FAR
AWAY. >> I'M JUST LIKE, FEEL LIKE A
RECENT DEER WITH A BLACK NOSE. >> James: LIKE A REINDEER? >> YES. >> James: SO, AURORA, SO DO
YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION DURING THE SHOW. >> YES. >> James: YOU DO. >> YES. >> James: WELL, LET'S SEE IF
YOU HAVE. BECAUSE DURING THE CHECK IN WITH
STEPHEN FRY HE WAS HOLDING WHAT ITEM IN HIS HAND. >> STEPHEN FRY WHO IS STEPHEN
FRY? >> James: WHEN YOU SAID YOU
HAD BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, IS HE A GUEST ON THE SHOW. >> YES, I KNOW, STEPHEN FRY, THE
HOT TEA. >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK
AND SEE IF ARE YOU WRITE. >> A NICE WARMING CUP OF TEA. >> James: THERE YOU GO, YOU
WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. WELL DONE. AND FOR YOUR TROUBLE, FOR PAYING
ATTENTION, WILL YOU GET THIS $50 STARBUCKS CARD SO YOU CAN DRINK
COFFEE AND CELEBRATE. >> THANK YOU. >> James: TAKE A SEAT, YOU'VE
EARNED IT. THERE YOU GO. WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? ANYONE AT ALL. OKAY. HOW ARE YOU, SIR. >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU JZ. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
WHERE ARE FROM YOU. >> TV SHAW FROM FRANKLIN COUNTY,
VIRGINIA. >> James: OKAY, DO YOU FEEL
YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION DURING THE SHOW, TJ. >> I HOPE SO. >> James: OKAY, WELL, LET'S
HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE YOU WRITE. BECAUSE DURING HONEST HEADLINE I
READ THE HEADLINE COLORADO CITY USES TOILET PAPER TO HELP REPAIR
CRACKED ROADS. WHAT WAS THE NEWS SOURCE THAT
HEADLINE WAS FROM? >> RIGHT. I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GO
WITH AOL. >> James: YOU'RE GOING WITH
AOL NEWS. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF ARE
YOU WRITE. >> HERE IS A STORY THAT CAME
FROM FOX 59. >> James: OH, TJ. TJ, YOU WERE CLOSE BUT NO
SIGNIFICANT AR. I GUESS BEING IN OUR STUDIO
AUDIENCE ISN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL TO YOU. >> WHAT? NO! >> James: NOW WHAT A LOT OF
PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT HERE AT CBS THEY HAVE THEIR VERY OWN
MARIACHI BAND WHICH GOES AROUND EACH OFFICE CHEERING UP
EMPLOYEES EVERY THURSDAY. AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS THE
MARIACHI BAND IS DOWN A MEMBER TODAY. AND SINCE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE
TO DO RIGHT NOW AS YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO FINISH
WATCHING THE SHOW, YOU ARE GOING TO HELP THE BAND OUT, COME THIS
WAY. >> ALL RIGHT. >> James: SO LET'S BRING OUT
THE MARIACHI BAND. ♪
♪ ♪
>> James: FORTUNATELY WE HAVE ANOTHER AUDIENCE MEMBER WHO DOES
ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE SHOW. AGE IS WILLING TO TAKE THEIR
PLACE, LET'S BRING IN ONE OF THE STAND BYES FROM THE BULLPEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU? WELCOME. TAKE A SEAT. ALL RIGHT. WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? ANYBODY ELSE? HOW ABOUT WE PLAY WITH SOMEONE
WHO I RECKON FOR THE LAST 18 MONTHS HAS PAID ALMOST NO
ATTENTION TO ANYTHING HAPPENING IN THIS SHOW. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU,
MR. REGINALD WATTS. (APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU, REG, HOW'S THE SALAD? >> Reggie: GOOD, IT'S A KOD
SALAD. >> James: OKAY, REG, YOU
REGULARLY, WHAT YOU CALL IT ZONING OUT. >> DURING THE SHOW. >> YEAH, THAT'S ONE WAY. >> James: WELL, WE'RE GOING TO
TEST NOW TO SEE IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE IN THE
SEGMENT, WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF
THE FIRST AUDIENCE MEMBER TO PLAY THE GAME AND WHERE WERE
THEY FROM? >> Reggie: OH YEAH, CARF
BUSINESSDON FROM PEXICO. >> James: CALF WRITTEN WIN
STED, I DON'T REMEMBER WAY SAID. >> James: LITERALLY EIGHT
SECONDS AGO. LET'S' HAVE A LACK LOOK AND SEE
IF ARE YOU RIT RADIO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME. >> AURORA FROM MEXCANA. >> James: I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS
THE NAME. >> AURORA. THAT'S ON MY MOUTH. >> James: OH, REGGIE T APPEARS
YOU WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION IT IS SO UNLIKE YOU. WELL, RULES ARE RULES AND I'M
AFRAID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. BUT HERE'S THE CATCH. I AM GOING TO BLINDFOLD YOU,
OKAY. AND YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND YOUR
WAY OUT OF THE STUDIO IN 15 SECONDS. NOW SINCE I GET THE FEELING YOU
WON'T MIND LEAVING THE STUDIO AND GETTING HOME FROM WORK
EARLIER-- EARLY, STAGE HANDS ARE COMING IN TO SET UP OBSTACLES
WHILE I AM PUTTING ON THE BLINDFOLD, SPINNING YOU AROUND
TO MAKE EXITING THE STUDIO A BIT MORE CHALLENGING. IF YOU DON'T PLAIK IT OUT OF
HERE IN 15 SECONDS, YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE YOU HAVE TO
REMAIN AND STAY FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW. IS THAT CLEAR? >> Reggie: YEAH. >> James: OKAY, COME WITH ME. COME DOWN HERE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
YOU WILL PLACE THE BLINDFOLD ON. HERE WE GO. BRING IN THE PROPS. I WILL SPIN YOU AROUND. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. AND PUT 15 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. LEAVE THE STUDIO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT WAS WERE YOU PAYING
ATTENTION. AND THE ANSWER WAS NO,
ROUGHLILY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
THE LATE LATE SHOW.
