"Mom, I've Sold $2k of My Sperm" - Face Your Mother

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NOW, IT'S MOTHER'S DAY THIS WEEKEND, SO WE THOUGHT WE'D TAKE SOME TIME TONIGHT TO PLAY A GAME WHERE WE FIND OUT HOW WELL MOMS AND SONS KNOW EACH OTHER. THIS IS FACE YOUR MOTHER. PLAYING TODAY WE HAVE KAYVON AND MATT. THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE. AND WE ARE ABOUT TO JOIN A VIDEO CALL WITH THEIR MOMS, HOMA AND REINA. CAN YOU HEAR ME, HOMA? CAN YOU HEAR ME, HOMA? CAN YOU HEAR ME REINA? >> YES, I CAN. >> James: REINA, HOW MUCH DO YOU FEEL YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR SON? >> I FEEL LIKE I KNOW A LOT. I FEEL LIKE HE HIDES A LOT, TOO. >> James: OH IS THAT TRUE? IS THAT TRUE, MATT? >> KIND OF. >> James: OK, WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. HOMA, WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THIS GAME? >> WELL, I'M SURE KAYVON IS GOING TO WIN BUT, I'M -- MAYBE I WILL WIN. >> James: MAYBE YOU'LL WIN? THIS'LL BE A GOOD, SOLID BATTLE. OK. HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS A SERIES OF QUESTIONS. THE MOMS WILL QUICKLY WRITE DOWN WHAT THEY THINK IS THE CORRECT ANSWER. IF YOUR ANSWERS MATCH, YOU GET A POINT, OK? EVERYONE CLEAR? ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS IS THE QUESTION: HAS YOUR MOM EVER USED MARIJUANA? OK? SO MOMS, WRITE DOWN YOUR ANSWERS. IT'S A YES OR A NO. HAVE YOU EVER USED MARIJUANA? KAYVON, WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM EVER WAS HIGH AROUND THE HOUSE? >> COINCIDENTALLY, HER BIRTHDAY IS 4/20? I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF ONE YEAR SHE CELEBRATES. >> James: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? GOING WITH A YES? >> I'M GOING WITH A YES. >> James: HE'S GOING WITH A YES. HOMA, WILL YOU REVEAL THE ANSWER? HAVE YOU EVER USED MARIJUANA? KIND OF? THIS FEELS LIKE A PERFECT ROLE REVERSAL. THAT FEELS LIKE WHAT A SON SAYS TO THEIR MOM. "I KIND OF DID IT. I REALLY DIDN'T DO IT" MATT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM EVER BLAZED UP A DUBIE. >> NO. BUT I KNOW MY MOM DID MARIJUANA BECAUSE I GAVE IT TO HER. >> James: WHEN? >> SHE WAS HAVING A STRESSFUL DAY. A STRESSFUL LIFE. I GAVE HER A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE AND TOLD HER TO TAKE A NAP. I WARPED HER BUT THEN 30 MINUTES LATER, SHE YELLED OUT, "I'M MELTING." >> James: REINA, THINK WE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS. REINA? YES, BUT, WAIT. WHAT'S THE BUT? >> BECAUSE IT WASN'T EVEN THAT KIND. >> James: WHEN IS THE TIME YOU WERE TAKING MARIJUANA? >> I WASN'T -- WELL, IT WAS A SORORITY EVENT. THEY WERE SELLING BROWNIES. I ACCIDENTALLY MAY HAVE HAD ONE AND ENDED UP IN A CLASS I NEVER KNEW OF AND KIND OF BOUNCED AROUND THE CAMPUS A LITTLE BIT. >> James: THERE WE GO. WELL DONE. YOU BOTH SCORED A POINT. WELL DONE. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. TIME FOR THE NEXT QUESTION. HAS YOUR MOM EVER SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR ROOM, AND IF SO, WHAT DID SHE FIND? OK. MOMS IF YOU CAN WRITE THIS DOWN, HAVE YOU EVER SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR SON'S BEDROOMS. IF SO, WHAT DID YOU FIND? KAYVON, WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM WAS SNOOPING THROUGH YOUR ROOM? >> I KNOW SHE HAS, BECAUSE MY MOM DOESN'T LIKE FACIAL HAIR ABOUT A WEEK AGO, MY BEARD GOT TO THE POINT WHERE IT WAS THICK AND LONG. >> James: RIGHT. >> SO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SHE CAME INTO MY ROOM WITH SCISSORS. >> James: WHAT? >> AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND THE NEXT MORNING, I WOKE UP AND I HAD, LIKE, PATCHES MISSING FROM MY BEARD. AND SHE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. SHE SAID, "YEAH, I CUT OFF YOUR BEARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T DO IT!" >> James: HOMA! HOW DID YOU NOT WAKE UP? >> I DON'T WAKE UP EASILY. I DON'T KNOW. >> James: WHEN SOMEONE IS CUTTING AT YOUR FACE -- WOW, HOMA, WHAT HAVE YOU WRITTEN DOWN? >> I JUST WROTE YES, BUT BECAUSE I WENT TO HIS ROOM. THEN HE COMES IN FOR COLLEGE FOR A BREAK. AND I WAS JUST TAKING THE BACKPACK OUT, AND I FOUND A CONDOM IN HIS BACKPACK. >> James: WELL AT LEAST HE'S USING PROTECTION, HOMA. THAT IS THE THING. >> THANK GOODNESS. THANK GOODNESS. >> James: MATT, IT'S YOUR TURN NOW. HAS YOUR MOM SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR ROOM? IF SO, WHAT DID SHE FIND? >> I HOPE NOT. I REALLY HOPE NOT. IF IT WAS, IT WAS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. MY GRANDMA GOT ME MY OWN SUBSCRIPTION TO PLAYBOY. >> James: HANG ON. YOUR GRANDMA GOT YOU A SUBSCRIPTION TO PLAYBOY? >> YEAH. YEAH. >> James: REINA DID YOU KNOW THIS? >> I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND SOME STUFF BUT I KEPT TRYING TO, LIKE, DISMISS IT BUT THE PLAYBOY? >> A LOT OF PLAYBOYS. THAT'S MY ANSWER. >> James: REINA HAVE YOU EVER SNOOPED THROUGH MATT'S ROOM. IF SO, WHAT DID YOU FIND? UNINTENTIONAL SNOOPING? >> IT WAS VERY UNINTENTIONAL. I WASN'T SNOOPING THROUGH HIS ROOM. I PICKED UP HIS BASEBALL BAG WHILE WE WERE MOVING. UH-HUH. I PICKED IT UP AND A BUNCH OF LITTLE CONTAINERS FELL OUT OF IT. >> IT WAS POT CONTAINERS. THERE WAS A BUNCH OF THEM. THERE WERE A LOT OF THEM. >> IT WAS RATTLING. I WAS LIKE, WHAT IS THAT? MY HUSBAND WAS LIKE, "LEAVE THE BAG ALONE." "NO. NO. NO. WHAT'S IN THERE." >> I'M ON THE SNOOP DOGG CHICH AND CHOG. >> James: NO. NO. NO; MATT, I THINK WE GET IT TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND. THIS QUESTION, WE'RE GOING TO FLIP THINGS AROUND. THESE QUESTIONS ARE FOR THE MOMS, OK? SO, MOMS, YOU DON'T NEED TO WRITE DOWN, JUST TELL ME YOUR ANSWER. WHAT'S THE STRANGEST JOB YOUR SON HAS EVER HAD? REINA? WHAT'S THE STRANGEST JOB THAT MATT HAS EVER HAD? >> HIS CURRENT JOB, HE WORKS FOR THE HUSTLER. >> THE CASINO. THE HUSTLER CASINO. >> James: IS THAT THE STRANGEST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD? >> IT'S INTERESTING. BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO WORK, HAVE A JOB -- HIGH SCHOOL, I HAD A LOT OF BAD JOBS IN HIGH SCHOOL -- I WOULD SELL CONDOMS TO OTHER KIDS. YEAH. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> THAT'S HOW I WOULD MAKE MONEY. LIKE AT PARTIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT, KIDS, LIKE DRUGS, SEX AND ROCK-N-ROLL. I HAD CONDOMS. >>> AND DEMAND. THEY NEEDED THEM. I HAD THEM. >> James: THAT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING? REINA, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS THAT MATT WAS SELLING CONDOMS? >> I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN DRUGS, SO -- >> James: YOU'RE A REAL GLASS-HALF-FULL LADY. HOMA, WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT'S THE STRANGEST JOB YOUR SON'S EVER HAD? >> SELLING KNIVES. HE SAYS, "MOMMY, I GOT A JOB. I'M SELLING KNIVES. CAN YOU BUY ALL THE KNIVES?" AND THEN AT COLLEGE, HE WOULD DO A JOB LIKE ONE TIME HE TOOK A PICTURE AND HE SENT IT TO ME AND HE WAS LAYING DOWN IN A HOSPITAL BED WITH A BIG HAT ON, THE METAL HAT WITH THE WIRES COMING OUT OF IT. I SAID, "WHAT IS THIS?" HE SAYS, "OH, THEY'RE PAYING ME TO EXPERIMENT SOMETHING." JAMES HANG ON. YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU -- THE STRANGEST JOB YOU'VE HAD IS TWO JOBS, ONE IS SELLING KNIVES AND THE OTHER IS MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS? >> YEAH. >> James: KAYVON, IS THIS RIGHT? WHAT'S THE STRANGEST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD? >> THOSE ARE PROBABLY TWO AND THREE. NUMBER ONE. >> James: MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ISN'T NUMBER ONE? >> NO. THAT WAS PRETTY FUN ACTUALLY. JAMES OK. >> UM, HA-HA. SO, I'VE MADE ABOUT $2,000 SELLING MY SPERM. >> OH MY GOSH! I'M SHOCKED RIGHT NOW SO -- >> James: SHE'S IN SHOCK. I THINK WE ALL ARE IN A WAY. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A BLOT EACH OTHER. -- A LOT ABOUT EACH OTHER. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. YOU'RE SUCH AMAZING SPORTS. HAVE A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BILL MADER AND GABRIELLE UNION.
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Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden
Views: 6,223,751
Rating: 4.8757029 out of 5
Keywords: The Late Late Show, Late Late Show, James Corden, Corden, late night, late night show, comedy, comedian, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny videos, funny video, humor, hollywood, famous, Face Your Mother, Segment, Game, General Comedy, Recurring, Evergreen
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Length: 9min 21sec (561 seconds)
Published: Thu May 10 2018
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