"Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy (Official 4K Video)

>> ♪ FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'M A CRAFTSMAN ♪ >> ♪ CRAFTSMAN ♪ >> ♪ REMODELING IS MY ONLY PASSION ♪ >> ♪ IT'S MY PASSION ♪ >> ♪ AND I'M THE GREATEST IN THE BUSINESS ♪ ♪ WANT REFERRALS? YO, MY CLIENTELE WILL BEAR YOU WITNESS ♪ >> ♪ RIGHT, RIGHT ♪ >> ♪ I CAN HELP WHEN YOUR DOOR JAMB STICKS ♪ ♪ THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD I CAN'T FIX ♪ >> ♪ YEAH ♪ >> ♪ I DO TILES, I DO STONE, I DO BRICKS ♪ ♪ CALL ME, I'LL COME RUSHING OVER WITH MY BAG OF TRICKS ♪ >> ♪ BAG OF TRICKS ♪ >> ♪ WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOUR DISPOSAL IS RUSTED? ♪ >> ♪ RUSTED ♪ >> ♪ TERMITE PROBLEM MAKING YOU DISGUSTED? ♪ >> ♪ YUCK ♪ >> ♪ WHEN YOUR FRONT WINDOW IS BUSTED? ♪ ♪ JUST ONE NAME THAT'S ALWAYS TRUSTED ♪ ♪ I'M SO HANDY ♪ ♪ YOU ALREADY KNOW ♪ ♪ I'LL FIX YOUR PLUMBING ♪ ♪ WHEN YOUR TOILETS OVERFLOW ♪ ♪ I'M SO HANDY ♪ ♪ BRING YOU UP TO CODE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOUR DISHWASHER'S 'BOUT TO 'SPLO-O-O-O-O-O-O-ODE ♪ ♪ NOW YOU SAY YOUR FURNACE IS NEEDING SOME SERVICE ♪ ♪ I'M FULLY BONDED, NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS ♪ ♪ PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE A NEW COUNTER -- FORMICA ♪ ♪ MAYBE I'LL HOOK UP THIS HERE COMBO WASHER DRYER ♪ ♪ BUT ALL YOUR PIPES ARE ANTIQUE ♪ ♪ YOUR WATER PRESSURE'S TOO WEAK ♪ ♪ YOU'VE GOT AN ATTIC FULL OF DRY ROT 'CAUSE YOUR ROOF'S SPRUNG A LEAK ♪ ♪ YOUR FRIDGE IS STARTING TO REEK ♪ ♪ YOUR HARDWOOD FLOORS REALLY SQUEAK ♪ ♪ BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, I'LL JUST SHOW YOU MY AMAZING TECHNIQUE ♪ ♪ NOW LET ME GLUE THAT, GLUE THAT ♪ ♪ AND SCREW THAT, SCREW THAT ♪ ♪ ANY RANDOM CHORE YOU'VE GOT, WELL, I CAN DO THAT, DO THAT ♪ ♪ OR MAYBE I'LL JUST REWIRE YOUR, YOUR HOUSE FOR FUN ♪ ♪ I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A SWITCH AIN'T ONE ♪ ♪ I'M SO HANDY ♪ ♪ EVERYONE SAYS SO ♪ ♪ I'LL GROUT YOUR BATHROOM ♪ ♪ RESURFACE YOUR PATIO ♪ ♪ I'M SO HANDY ♪ ♪ I'M THE GUY TO KNOW ♪ ♪ WHEN YOUR LEAF BLOWER DOESN'T BLO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OW ♪ ♪ PATCH THE DRYWALL ♪ ♪ CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS AND MOW THE LAWN ♪ [ CAT YOWLS ] ♪ MAKE THAT PHONE CALL ♪ ♪ I'LL INSTALL ANYTHING YOU WANT ♪ ♪ YEAH, CHECK MY BIG STAPLE GUN ♪ ♪ MY SOCKET WRENCHES ARE SECOND TO NONE ♪ ♪ I WON'T QUIT TILL I'M DONE ♪ ♪ DON'T EVEN CARE IF I HAMMER MY THUMB ♪ ♪ OW! ♪ ♪ STILL ROCKING MY SCREWDRIVER ♪ ♪ GOT THE WHOLE WORLD THINKING I'M MacGYVER ♪ ♪ YOUR HEATING BILLS ARE SHOCKING ♪ ♪ I COULD SOLVE THAT WITH SOME DUCT TAPE AND SOME CAULKING ♪ ♪ YOUR HOUSE IS A DISASTER, HUH? ♪ ♪ NEED A GUY WHO'S A MASTER WITH THE PLASTER, HUH? ♪ ♪ LET ME BE YOUR STRIPPER ♪ ♪ TAKING OFF LACQUER? NO ONE DOES IT QUICKER ♪ ♪ I'M SO HANDY ♪ ♪ YOU ALREADY KNOW ♪ ♪ I'LL BEAT ALL PRICE QUOTES ♪ ♪ MY HOURLY RATES ARE LOW ♪ ♪ I'M SO HANDY ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD CALL THIS PRO ♪ ♪ I'M IN THE PHONE BOOK ♪ ♪ AND <font color="#FFFFFF"><i> SE HABLA ESPAÑOL</i> ♪</font>

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Length: 2min 53sec (173 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 31 2014