"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes (Official 4K Video)

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Dude's still got it.

And that's speaking as someone for whom Weird Al in 3D was the soundtrack of my 3rd grade year.

👍︎︎ 209 👤︎︎ u/ratbastid 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

Man, he is hitting hard on this one!

Please, Al, don't hurt them!

Also, this has been up for an hour, and no one is mentioning the reddit shout out yet? You guys are slipping.

👍︎︎ 57 👤︎︎ u/thedawgboy 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

Awesome, awesome song. Holy crap is Al a genius.

But also, BIG shout out to whoever Al hired to produce this video. Every single animation is perfect.

👍︎︎ 33 👤︎︎ u/Romobyl 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

ITT: Everyone triple-checking there grammar before posting.

👍︎︎ 93 👤︎︎ u/rdosage 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

I like this one better than yesterday's.

👍︎︎ 70 👤︎︎ u/Jalien85 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

Somewhere in this world, the "cool" English teacher is going to use this video in an attempt to connect to his students. I promise you.

👍︎︎ 158 👤︎︎ u/Im_a_dick_sometimes 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

The irony vs coincidence clip showed rain on your wedding day.

We're looking at you, Alanis Morissette!

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👍︎︎ 36 👤︎︎ u/GardensOfBoydstylon 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

For anyone wondering, this song is a parody of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines. The video on Youtube has over 325M views, so I'm prepared to admit that I might be the only person on Earth that had never heard the song.

👍︎︎ 46 👤︎︎ u/acog 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies

"Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince."

👍︎︎ 20 👤︎︎ u/Weeperblast 📅︎︎ Jul 15 2014 🗫︎ replies
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>> ♪ EVERYBODY, SHUT UP ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ ♪ WHOO ♪ ♪ HUNH, HUNH ♪ ♪ EVERYONE, LISTEN UP ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ UNH ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ HUNH ♪ WHOO! ♪ CHECK ME OUT ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN'T WRITE IN THE PROPER WAY ♪ >> LOUSY WRITER! >> ♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONJUGATE ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ ♪ MAYBE YOU FLUNKED THAT CLASS ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ AND MAYBE NOW YOU FIND ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ THAT PEOPLE MOCK YOU ONLINE ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY, WISE UP ♪ ♪ OKAY, NOW HERE'S THE DEAL: I'LL TRY TO EDUCATE YA ♪ ♪ GONNA FAMILIARIZE YOU WITH THE NOMENCLATURE ♪ >> ♪ OOH, YOW! ♪ >> ♪ YOU'LL LEARN THE DEFINITIONS ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ OF NOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ LITERACY'S YOUR MISSION ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME TO LEARN SOME GRAMMAR ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪ ♪ NOW, DID I STAMMER? ♪ ♪ WORK ON THAT GRAMMAR ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ IT'S "LESS" OR IT'S "FEWER" ♪ ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪ ♪ LIKE PEOPLE WHO WERE... ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ ...NEVER RAISED IN A SEWER ♪ ♪ I HATE THESE WORD CRIMES, LIKE "I COULD CARE LESS" ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ THAT MEANS YOU <font color="#FFFFFF"><i> DO</i> CARE ♪</font> ♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ AT LEAST A LITTLE ♪ ♪ DON'T BE A MORON ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ YOU'D BETTER SLOW DOWN ♪ ♪ WHOO! ♪ ♪ AND USE THE RIGHT PRONOUN ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ SHOW THE WORLD YOU'RE NO CLOWN ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY, WISE UP ♪ ♪ SAY YOU'VE GOT AN I-T, FOLLOWED BY APOSTROPHE S ♪ ♪ NOW, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ♪ ♪ YOU WOULD NOT USE "IT'S" IN THIS CASE AS A POSSESSIVE ♪ ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪ ♪ IT'S A CONTRACTION ♪ ♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ♪ ♪ WHAT'S A CONTRACTION? ♪ WELL, IT'S THE SHORTENING OF A WORD OR GROUP OF WORDS BY OMISSION OF A SOUND OR LETTER. ♪ OKAY, NOW HERE ARE SOME NOTES ♪ ♪ SYNTAX YOU'RE ALWAYS MANGLING ♪ ♪ NO "X" IN "ESPRESSO" ♪ ♪ YOUR PARTICIPLE'S DANGLING ♪ ♪ UH HUH! ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T WANT YOUR DRAMA ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ UH HUH! ♪ ♪ IF YOU REALLY WANNA ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ UH HUH! ♪ ♪ LEAVE OUT THAT OXFORD COMMA ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ UH HUH! ♪ ♪ JUST KEEP IN MIND THAT "BE," "SEE," "ARE," "YOU" ARE WORDS, NOT LETTERS ♪ ♪ GET IT TOGETHER ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ USE YOUR SPELL-CHECKER ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD NEVER... ♪ ♪ WHOA, NO ♪ ♪ ...WRITE WORDS USING NUMBERS ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ UNLESS YOU'RE 7 ♪ ♪ YEAH, HEY ♪ ♪ OR YOUR NAME IS PRINCE ♪ ♪ I HATE THESE WORD CRIMES ♪ ♪ THEM CRIMES ♪ ♪ YOU REALLY NEED A... ♪ ♪ I HATE THEM CRIMES ♪ ♪ ...FULL-TIME PROOFREADER ♪ ♪ I MEAN, THOSE CRIMES ♪ ♪ YOU DUMB MOUTHBREATHER ♪ ♪ WELL, YOU SHOULD HIRE ♪ ♪ WHOA, HIRE ♪ ♪ SOME CUNNING LINGUIST ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, YEAH ♪ ♪ TO HELP YOU DISTINGUISH WHAT IS PROPER ENGLISH ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY, WISE UP ♪ ♪ ONE THING I ASK OF YOU ♪ ♪ TIME TO LEARN YOUR HOMOPHONES IS PAST DUE ♪ ♪ LEARN TO DIAGRAM A SENTENCE, TOO ♪ ♪ ALWAYS SAY "TO WHOM"; DON'T EVER SAY "TO WHO" ♪ ♪ AND LISTEN UP WHEN I TELL YOU THIS ♪ ♪ I HOPE YOU NEVER USE QUOTATION MARKS FOR EMPHASIS ♪ ♪ YOU FINISHED SECOND GRADE ♪ ♪ I HOPE YOU CAN TELL IF YOU'RE DOING GOOD OR DOING WELL ♪ ♪ BETTER FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE ♪ ♪ IRONY IS NOT COINCIDENCE ♪ ♪ AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D GOTTEN IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL ♪ ♪ 'BOUT WHAT'S FIGURATIVE AND WHAT'S LITERAL ♪ ♪ OH, BUT JUST NOW ♪ ♪ JUST NOW ♪ ♪ YOU SAID ♪ ♪ YOU SAID ♪ ♪ YOU "LITERALLY COULDN'T GET OUT OF BED" ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪ ♪ THAT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO LITERALLY SMACK A CROWBAR UPSIDE YOUR STUPID HEAD ♪ ♪ I READ YOUR E-MAIL ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪ IT'S QUITE APPARENT ♪ ♪ WHOO! ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ ♪ YOUR GRAMMAR'S ERRANT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE INCOHERENT ♪ ♪ SAW YOUR BLOG POST ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ IT'S REALLY FANTASTIC ♪ ♪ OH, IT WAS ♪ ♪ THAT WAS SARCASTIC ♪ ♪ AW, PSYCH ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU WRITE LIKE A SPASTIC ♪ ♪ I HATE THESE WORD CRIMES ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY, WISE UP ♪ ♪ YOUR PROSE IS DOPEY ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ ♪ THINK YOU SHOULD ONLY... ♪ ♪ WHOA-OH ♪ ♪ ...WRITE IN EMOJI ♪ ♪ OH, YOU'RE A LOST CAUSE ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ GO BACK TO PRE-SCHOOL ♪ ♪ WHOO ♪ ♪ GET OUT OF THE GENE POOL ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ TRY YOUR BEST TO NOT DROOL ♪ ♪ WHOO! ♪ >> NEVER MIND. I GIVE UP. >> ♪ WHOO ♪ >> REALLY NOW, I GIVE UP. >> ♪ WHOO ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪ ♪ GO AWAY ♪
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Channel: alyankovicVEVO
Views: 58,625,140
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: weird al, mandatory fun, comedy, parody, pharrell williams, pharrell, robin thicke, iggy azalea, lorde, image dragons, pixies, cat stevens, foo fighters, crosby, stills nash, Weird Al Yankovic, Weird Al Yankovic Word Crimes, Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic, Word Crimes official video, Word Crimes lyrics, remastered, straight outta Lynwood, 4K Remastered, Comedy, RCA Records Label, Word Crimes
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Length: 3min 45sec (225 seconds)
Published: Tue Jul 15 2014
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