(train brakes squealing) - Yo, homeboy. Where you been, man? We been looking for you. - Yeah, we ain't seen you
around Burger World lately. So where you been, huh? - Oh, you know, around. - Want a piece of pizza? Think I got extra pizza
around here somewhere. - [Al] No, that's okay, thanks. - Yo, ding dong, man,
ding dong, ding dong, yo. - [Al] No, thanks, really. - Yo, eat this, man. It's good for you. - I'm not really very hungry right now. - Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet? Is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours? - Back off me, man, back off. - The question is, are you fat or what? - Leave me alone. - I said, are you fat?
- Get off me, man. Stop it! - You ain't down with us no more. You ain't fat. You ain't fat! - You ain't fat! You ain't nothing! You aint' nothing! (dramatic music) (crickets chirping)
(wind whooshing) (frog croaks) (crickets chirping) (funky pop music)
(buckles popping) (skin creaking) - [All] Shh! ♪ Your butt is wide, well mine is too ♪ ♪ Just watch your mouth
or I'll sit on you ♪ ♪ The word is out, better treat me right ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite ♪ ♪ Ham on, ham on ♪ ♪ Ham on whole wheat, all right ♪ (belches) ♪ My zippers bust, my buckles break ♪ ♪ I'm too much man for you to take ♪ ♪ The pavement cracks when I fall down ♪ ♪ I've got more chins than Chinatown ♪ ♪ Well, I've never used a phone booth ♪ ♪ And I've never seen my toes ♪ ♪ When I'm goin' to the movies ♪ ♪ I take up seven rows
because I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, shamone, really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, you know it,
really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, come on, really,
really fat, you know ♪ ♪ Don't ya call me
pudgy, portly or stout ♪ ♪ Just now tell me once again who's fat ♪ Ho!
(dancers grunting) (Al screams)
(funky pop music) ♪ When I walk out to get my mail ♪ ♪ It measures on the Richter scale ♪ ♪ Down at the beach I'm a lucky man ♪ ♪ I'm the only one who gets a tan ♪ ♪ If I have one more pie a la mode ♪ ♪ I'm gonna need my own zip code ♪ ♪ When you're only having seconds ♪ ♪ I'm having twenty-thirds ♪ ♪ When I go to get my shoes shined ♪ ♪ I gotta take their word ♪ ♪ Because I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, shamone, really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, you know it,
really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, you know it, you
know, really, really fat ♪ ♪ And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds ♪ ♪ Lemme tell you once again who's fat ♪ (all yelling)
(funky pop music) Oh.
- Oh. - Oh, oh! (upbeat funky music) (dancers breathing heavily) ♪ If you see me comin' your way ♪ ♪ Better give me plenty space ♪ ♪ If I tell you that I'm hungry ♪ ♪ Then won't you feed my face ♪ ♪ Because I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, shamone, really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, you know it,
really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, you know it, you
know, really, really fat ♪ ♪ When I sit around the house ♪ ♪ I really sit around the house ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, shamone, really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ I'm fat, you know it, you
know it, really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know, you know, fat, fat ♪ ♪ You know, come on, really, really fat ♪ ♪ And you know all by myself I'm a crowd ♪ ♪ Let me tell you once again ♪ ♪ You know I'm huge, I'm fat ♪ ♪ You know it, really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, you
know, really, really fat ♪ ♪ You know I'm fat, fat ♪ Ho! ♪ I'm fat, you know it, you
know, really, really fat ♪ ♪ And the whole world knows
I'm fat and I'm proud ♪ ♪ Just tell me once again who's fat ♪
