("Trapped in the Drive-Thru"
by Weird Al Yankovic) ♪ Seven O'Clock in the evening ♪ ♪ Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV ♪ ♪ I'm zoned out on the sofa ♪ ♪ When my wife comes in
the room and sees me ♪ ♪ And she says, is this Behind
the Music with Lynard Skynard ♪ ♪ And I say, I don't know ♪ ♪ Say, it's gettin' late,
watcha wanna do for dinner ♪ ♪ She says, I kinda had a big lunch ♪ ♪ So I'm not super hungry ♪ ♪ I said, well you know, baby,
I'm not starvin' either ♪ ♪ But I could eat ♪ ♪ She said, so whadya have in mind ♪ ♪ I said, I don't know what about you ♪ ♪ She said, I don't care, if
you're hungry, let's eat ♪ ♪ I said, that's what we're gonna do ♪ ♪ But first you gotta tell me ♪ ♪ What it is you're hungry for ♪ ♪ And she says, let me think ♪ ♪ What's left in our refrigerator ♪ ♪ I said, well, there's tuna, I know ♪ ♪ She said, that went bad a week ago ♪ ♪ I said is the chili okay ♪ ♪ She said you finished that yesterday ♪ ♪ I hopped up and I said ♪ ♪ I don't know, do you want
to get something delivered ♪ ♪ She's like, why would
I want to eat liver ♪ ♪ I don't even like liver ♪ ♪ I'm like, no, I said delivered ♪ ♪ She's like, I heard you say liver ♪ ♪ I'm like, I should know what I said ♪ ♪ She's like, whatever, I
just don't want any liver ♪ ♪ Well I was gonna say something ♪ ♪ But my cell phone started to ring ♪ ♪ Now who could be callin' me ♪ ♪ Well I checked my caller ID ♪ ♪ It was just cousin Larry ♪ ♪ Callin' for the third time today ♪ ♪ My wife said, let it go to voicemail ♪ ♪ I said, okay ♪ ♪ Where were we oh, dinner, right ♪ ♪ So what d'ya want to do ♪ ♪ She said, why don't you whip
up somethin' in the kitchen ♪ ♪ Yeah, I said, why don't you ♪ ♪ And then she said, ♪ ♪ Baby, ♪ can't we just
go out to dinner, please ♪ ♪ I says, no, she says, yes, I says, no, ♪ ♪ She says, yes I says,
no, she says, yes ♪ ♪ Oh, here's your keys ♪ ♪ I step a little bit closer ♪ ♪ Say okay, where ya want to go ♪ ♪ She says, how about The Ivy ♪ ♪ I said, yeah, well I don't know ♪ ♪ I don't feel like
gettin' all dressed up ♪ ♪ And eatin' expensive food ♪ ♪ She's says, Olive Garden ♪ ♪ I say, nah, I'm not in the mood ♪ ♪ And Burrito King would make
me gassy there's no doubt ♪ ♪ She says, just forget about it ♪ ♪ I said no, I swear
I'm gonna take you out ♪ ♪ Then I get an idea ♪ ♪ I says, I know what we'll do ♪ ♪ She says, what, I say,
guess, she says, what ♪ ♪ I say we're goin' to the drive-thru ♪ ♪ So we head out the front door ♪ ♪ Open the garage door ♪ ♪ Then I open the car doors ♪ ♪ And we get in those car doors ♪ ♪ Put my key in the ignition ♪ ♪ And then I turn it sideways ♪ ♪ Then we fasten our seat belts ♪ ♪ As we pull out the driveway ♪ ♪ Then we drive to the drive-thru ♪ ♪ Heading off to the drive-thru ♪ ♪ We're approaching the drive-thru ♪ ♪ Getting close to the drive-thru ♪ ♪ Almost there at the drive-thru ♪ ♪ Now we're here at the drive thru ♪ ♪ Here in line at the drive-thru ♪ ♪ Did I mention the drive-thru ♪ ♪ Well here we are in the
drive-thru line, me and her ♪ ♪ Cars in front of us,
cars in back of us ♪ ♪ All just waiting to order ♪ ♪ There's some idiot in a Volvo ♪ ♪ With his brights on behind me ♪ ♪ I lean out the window and scream ♪ ♪ Hey, whatcha tryin to do, blind me ♪ ♪ My wife says, maybe we should park ♪ ♪ We could just go eat inside ♪ ♪ I said, I'm wearin' bunny slippers ♪ ♪ So I ain't leavin' this ride ♪ ♪ Now a woman on a speaker box ♪ ♪ Is sayin', can I take
your order, please ♪ ♪ I said, yes indeed, you certainly can ♪ ♪ We'd like two hamburgers
with onions and cheese ♪ ♪ Then my wife says, baby,
hold on, I've changed my mind ♪ ♪ I think I'm gonna have
a chicken sandwich ♪ ♪ Instead, this time ♪ ♪ I said, you always get a cheeseburger ♪ ♪ She says, that's not
what I'm hungry for ♪ ♪ I put my head in my hands and screamed ♪ ♪ I don't know who you are anymore ♪ ♪ The voice on the speaker says ♪ ♪ I don't have all day ♪ ♪ I said, then, take our order ♪ ♪ And we'll be on our way ♪ ♪ I wanna get a chicken sandwich ♪ ♪ And I want a cheeseburger, too ♪ ♪ She's like you want onions on that ♪ ♪ I'm like, yeah, I
already said that I do ♪ ♪ Plus we need curly fries ♪ ♪ And don't you dare forget it ♪ ♪ And two medium root beers ♪ ♪ No, just one, we'll split it ♪ ♪ Then I said I'm guessin' that ♪ ♪ You're probably not too bright ♪ ♪ So read me back my order ♪ ♪ Let's make sure you got it right ♪ ♪ She says, one, you
want a chicken sandwich ♪ ♪ Two, you want a cheeseburger ♪ ♪ Three, curly fries,
and a large root beer ♪ ♪ Stop, don't go no further ♪ ♪ I never ordered a large rootbeer ♪ ♪ I said medium, not large ♪ ♪ Then she says, we're havin' a special ♪ ♪ I supersized you at no charge ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ And that's all I could say was oh ♪ ♪ And she says, now
there is somethin' else ♪ ♪ That I really think you should know ♪ ♪ You can have unlimited refills ♪ ♪ For just a quarter more ♪ ♪ I say, great, except
we're in the drive thru ♪ ♪ So what would I want that for ♪ ♪ Then she says, Wait a minute ♪ ♪ Your voice sounds so
familiar hey, is this Paul ♪ ♪ And my wife is all like
no, that ain't Paul ♪ ♪ Now tell me, who's this Paul ♪ ♪ She says, Oh, he's just some guy ♪ ♪ Who goes to school with me ♪ ♪ I sat behind him last year ♪ ♪ And I copied off him in Geometry ♪ ♪ I said, I know a guy named Paul ♪ ♪ He used to be my plumber ♪ ♪ He was prematurely bald ♪ ♪ And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer ♪ ♪ He also had bladder problems ♪ ♪ And a really bad infection on his toe ♪ ♪ And she said Mister, please,
you can stop right there ♪ ♪ That's way more than I needed to know ♪ ♪ And then we both were quiet ♪ ♪ And things got real intense ♪ ♪ Then she says, next window please ♪ ♪ That'll be five dollars and 82 cents ♪ ♪ So we inched ahead in line ♪ ♪ Movin' painfully slow ♪ ♪ I got a little bored so
I turned on the radio ♪ (rock music) ♪ Click, turned it off ♪ ♪ Because my wife was getting a headache ♪ ♪ So we both just sat there
quietly for her sake ♪ ♪ Then I looked at her ♪ ♪ And she looked back at me ♪ ♪ And I said, um, I think you
have somethin' in your teeth ♪ ♪ She turned away from me ♪ ♪ And then turned back
and said did I get it ♪ ♪ I said yeah well, I mean, most of it ♪ ♪ But hey, ya know, don't sweat it ♪ ♪ Then she said, how about now ♪ ♪ I said, yeah, almost ♪ ♪ There's still a little bit there ♪ ♪ But don't worry, it's
probably just a piece of toast ♪ ♪ Now we're at the pay window ♪ ♪ Or whatever you call it ♪ ♪ Put my hand in my pocket ♪ ♪ I can't believe there's no wallet ♪ ♪ And the lady at the window's like ♪ ♪ Well, well, well, that'll be 5.82 ♪ ♪ I turn around to my wife, and say ♪ ♪ How much have you got on you ♪ ♪ She just rolls her eyes and says ♪ ♪ I'll pay for this, I guess ♪ ♪ So she reaches into her purse ♪ ♪ And busts out the American Express ♪ ♪ I hand it to the lady ♪ ♪ And she says, oh, dear ♪ ♪ It's gotta be cash only ♪ ♪ We don't take credit cards here ♪ ♪ I took back the card and said ♪ ♪ Gee, really well that sucks ♪ ♪ And that's when I found out ♪ ♪ My wife was only carryin' three bucks ♪ ♪ I said, I thought you were
going to hit the ATM today ♪ ♪ She says, I never got around to it ♪ ♪ So where's your wallet anyway ♪ ♪ And I said never mind ♪ ♪ Just help me to find some change ♪ ♪ Now the lady at the window's
lookin' at me kinda strange ♪ ♪ And she says, mister, please ♪ ♪ We gotta move this line along ♪ ♪ I said now hold your
stinkin' horses lady ♪ ♪ We won't be long ♪ ♪ So, we looked around
inside the glove-box ♪ ♪ And check the mat beneath my feet ♪ ♪ I found a nickel in the ashtray ♪ ♪ And a couple pennies and a dime ♪ ♪ In the space between he seats ♪ ♪ Before long I had a little pile ♪ ♪ Of coins of every sort ♪ ♪ The lady counts it up and says ♪ ♪ You're still about a dollar short ♪ ♪ And now my woman's got this
weird look frozen on her face ♪ ♪ She screams, you know, I
wasn't even really hungry ♪ ♪ In the first place ♪ ♪ And so I turned around ♪ ♪ To the cashier again ♪ ♪ I shrugged and said okay ♪ ♪ Forget the chicken sandwich then ♪ ♪ So I pick up my change ♪ ♪ Pick up my receipt ♪ ♪ And I drive to the pickup window ♪ ♪ Man, I just can't wait to eat ♪ ♪ And now we see this
acne ridden kid about 16 ♪ ♪ Wearin' a dorky name tag that says ♪ ♪ Hello, my name is Eugene ♪ ♪ And he hands me a paper bag ♪ ♪ I look him in the eyes ♪ ♪ And I say to him, hey, Eugene ♪ ♪ Could I get some ketchup for my fries ♪ ♪ Well he looks at me ♪ ♪ And I look at him ♪ ♪ And he looks at me ♪ ♪ And I look at him ♪ ♪ And he looks at me ♪ ♪ And I look at him ♪ ♪ And he says, I'm sorry ♪ ♪ What did you want again ♪ ♪ I say ketchup ♪ ♪ And he says, oh yeah, that's right ♪ ♪ I just spaced out there for a second ♪ ♪ I'm really kind of burnt tonight ♪ ♪ And then he hands me the ketchup ♪ ♪ And now we're finally drivin' away ♪ ♪ And the food is drivin' me mad ♪ ♪ With its intoxicating bouquet ♪ ♪ I'm starvin' to death ♪ ♪ By the time we pull up
at the traffic light ♪ ♪ I say, baby, gimme that burger ♪ ♪ I just gotta have a bite ♪ ♪ So she reaches in the bag ♪ ♪ And pulls out the burger ♪ ♪ And she hands me the burger ♪ ♪ And I pick up the burger ♪ ♪ And then I unwrap the paper ♪ ♪ I bite into those buns ♪ ♪ And I just can't believe it ♪ ♪ They forgot the onions ♪
