Weekend Update: Kristi Noem's Other Dog Defends His Owner - SNL

>> SOUTH DAKOTA GOVERNOR AND TRUMP'S POTENTIAL V.P. CANDIDATE KRISTI NOEM IS BEING CRITICIZED FOR WRITING IN HER MEMOIR ABOUT SHOOTING HER 14-MONTH-OLD PUPPY CRICKET. HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS HER OTHER DOG. >> NICE TO BE HERE. CRICKET. CAN YOU SHAKE? DO YOU DO PAW? >> SURE. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. SO YOUR NAME IS ALSO CRICKET? >> MY NAME IS ACTUALLY CRICKET VII. >> THE SEVENTH? >> YEAH, THE FIRST SIX WERE BAD DOGS, COLIN. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN, RIGHT? >> SURE. YOU'RE HERE TO DEFEND KRISTI NOEM? >> OF COURSE. SHE'S A GREAT OWNER. HE'S A GREAT DOG OWNER. ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT KILLING ANIMALS IS JUST MEDIA SPIN. >> BUT SHE WROTE ABOUT IT IN HER OWN BOOK. >> I CAN'T READ. I'M A DOG. >> RIGHT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MEDIA SPIN IS? >> LOOK, THE DOG WAS THE PROBLEM. BARKING, EATING EVERY DAY. WHO DOES THAT? IF SHE DIDN'T KILL HIM, I WOULD. >> WOW. SO YOU'RE TEAM KRISTI? >> TEAM KRISTI FOR LIFE, FOR MY VERY LONG LIFE. PLEASE, I LOVE YOU, KRISTI. >> ALL RIGHT. JUST SEEMS UNDERNEATH IT LIKE YOU'RE A LITTLE SCARED. >> SCARED? I'M NOT SCARED. I HAVE A GREAT LIFE. SHE GIVES ME SO MANY TOYS. SHE EVEN GAVE ME A DOG BUTTON MAP. YOU CAN SAY RUN OR HUNGRY. CHECK IT OUT. SHE, IS, GOING, TO, KILL, ME. >> CRICKET. >> WHAT? THESE ARE LIKE BROKEN OR SOMETHING. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY. I, DIE, TONIGHT. >> OH, MY GOD. LISTEN, BUDDY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. >> DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, MAN. >> I'M SORRY, MAN. >> IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL. MY POINT IS THAT SHE'S THE BEST. IT'S LIKE THEY SAY, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE RESCUED ME OR IF I'M GOING TO GET SHOT IN THE FACE. >> THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY SAY. CRICKET, YOU KNOW KRISTI WELL. WHY DO YOU THINK SHE WROTE THESE STORIES IN HER BOOK? >> I TOLD YOU, COLIN, I CAN'T READ. SHE, THOUGHT, TRUMP, WOULD, LIKE, IT. >> SO SHE WROTE THE BOOK TO SEEM TOUGH FOR TRUMP? >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS. BUT, SHE'S, NOT, INVITED, TO, MAR-A-LAGO. >> ONE OF THE DOG BUTTONS IS MAR-A-LAGO? >> HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW SHE'S WRITING ANOTHER BOOK. SHE KEEPS SAYING, YOU BETTER BEHAVE OR YOU'RE GOING TO GO IN THE BOOK. >> OH, MY GOD. SO SHE JUST KILLS ALL HER ANIMALS? >> YEAH, COLIN, SHE KILLS ALL HER ANIMALS. >> YOU WROTE ME A NOTE? I WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC. >> WHY WOULD YOU READ THAT OUT LOUD? >> CRICKET, EVERYONE. >> I'M A GOOD BOY. >> HE'S A GOOD BOY.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Sun May 05 2024