Weekend Update: Donald Trump Indicted - SNL

>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. >>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. NEW YORK IS FINALLY CRACKING DOWN ON CRIME. FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WAS INDICTED IN HIS ROLE IN PAYING HUSH MONEY TO STORMY DANIELS, AND THE TRIAL WILL BE LIKE A STORMY DANIELS MOVIE, BECAUSE I'M DEEPLY ASHAMED AT HOW EXCITED I AM TO WATCH IT. HIS LAWYER, JOE, WHO HE CALLED JOE TAPIOCA SAID HE WILL NOT BE PUT IN HAND CUFFS, THOUGH HE WILL WEAR BARACK AWAY HAND CUFF AND A SUPERMAN T-SHIRT. I'M SURE HE'S HOPING HIS MUG SHOT WILL LOOK COOL LIKE FRANK SINATRA'S. >> TRUMP WILL BE ALSO CHARGED WITH FRAUD. PRESIDENT BIDEN ON FRIDAY TOLD REPORTERS HE HAD NO COMMENT ON TRUMP'S INDICTMENT, AND THEN HE DANCED AWAY LIKE THE SIX FLAGS GUY. >> I THINK IN GENERAL, THE PEOPLE MIGHT BE OVERREACTING TO THIS INDICTMENT. LIKE AN ACTUAL INDICTMENT ON CNN YESTERDAY WAS NOTHING IN AMERICAN HISTORY APPROACHES THE CHARGES AND POSSIBLE TRIAL AND CONVICTION OF A FORMER PRESIDENT. A MORE ACCURATE HEADLINE WOULD BE, MAN WE ALL KNEW WAS CRIMINAL IS CRIMINAL. I WENT DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE TODAY, AND I WAS THE ONLY PROTESTOR THERE. >> I TOLD THEM NOT TO LAUGH AT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AM I NOT MICCED? THEN I WAS LIKE, OH, I JUST SUCK. >> MOVING RIGHT ALONG -- >> YOU'RE EVIL. >> MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN PLANS TO COME TO NEW YORK ON TUESDAY TO PROTEST TRUMP'S INDICTMENT, BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT TAKES HER THREE DAYS TO PUT ON HER JOKER MAKEUP. THEY'LL PROBABLY LAUGH AT THIS NEXT ONE. >> THAT'S THE MEANEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE TO ME. I'M COVERED IN SWEAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DON'T EVEN DARE! DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TRY NOW. FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS WHO THINKS HE'S GASTON, BUT, GIRL, YOU LeFOU. RON DE -- I'M SHAKING. RON DeSANTIS SAID FLORIDA OFFICIALS WOULD NOT HELP EXTRADITE TRUMP BACK TO NEW YORK UNLESS OF COURSE HE AGREES TO TAKE A BUS LOAD OF MIGRANTS WITH HIM. >> IN THE WAKE OF THE NATIONAL SHOOTING, PRESIDENT BIDEN ONCE AGAIN CALLED ON CONGRESS TO PASS AN ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN, OR, HEAR ME OUT, STOP AND FRISK FOR WHITES. HOW LONG BEFORE THESE KIDS EARN A STEREO TYPE? >> CONGRESSMAN ANDY OGLES WHO RESPECTS THE DISTRICT WHERE THE NASHVILLE SHOOTING TOOK PLACE IS BEING CRITICIZED FOR A CHRISTMAS CARD WHERE HE AND HIS FAMILY ARE HOLDING ASSAULT RIFLES. WHO ARE YOU PSYCHOS SENDING THESE CARDS TO? IF I RECEIVED THAT IN THE MAIL, I WOULD MOVE. ALL THIS CARD TELLS YOU IS I AM ARMED, I HAVE TERRIBLE JUDGMENT, AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. >> DEMOCRATIC REPRESENTATIVE JAMAL BOWMAN AND THOMAS MASSEY GOT IN A SCREAMING MATCH ON CAPITOL HILL AFTER HE CALLED THEM COWARDS FOR OPPOSING GUN CONTROL. IF THERE'S ONE THING REPUBLICANS HAVE, IT'S BIG OLD GUTS. >> TRUMP HAS ALSO BEEN PROMOTING A SONG CALLED JUSTICE FOR ALL, WHICH FEATURES HIMSELF AND A CHOIR OF MEN JAILED FOR THEIR ROLES IN THE JANUARY 6th ATTACK. I FEEL BAD FOR THE JANUARY 6th SINGERS BECAUSE YOU KNOW JAIL GETS MUCH WORSE WHEN THE OTHER PRISONERS FIND OUT YOU'RE IN AN ACAPELLA GROUP.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 5min 22sec (322 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 02 2023