Web Reflection: 2019 Year in Review - Tosh.0

I'll probably trade the first pick for Dante Cole Piper and a pack of pocket pika pakka let's see why you shouldn't can get chilly shield up up and okay I don't like that one papa nope nope nuke them they're always early on that new button god damn it I hate it it is blue his campus six hundred bucks in a free night at the Culver City Kolber City yeah never-before-seen footage of sacks squad stacks sack squash sack squash sacks flood those were deep fakes I've loved a line since the pilot now before 2019 gets canceled I'm gonna do what I do best and finish prematurely with my classic eleven-twelfths of the Year in Review Trump got busted booty calling Ukraine and his boyfriend Bob Kraft got busted busting Justin Trudeau proved that black people do live in Canada a kid named Greta fought against hot girls summers and Robert Wolders book report got an F Luke Perry moved to a new zip code we lost nipsey because the paramedics didn't hustle Kanye's career died when he found Jesus and Arizona State baseball legend Brody Stephens is yelling about his color headshots in heaven Oh a bunch of vapors and a pedophile raper died to Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself everybody's girlfriend forced him to watch fleabag and everybody with imaginary girlfriends whined about how the incest dragon show ended Jessi small that won Best Actor in a fictional hate crime and Becky will be joined in the federal prisons crew team and just when he thought Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin are the worst parents T I said hold my cognac u.s. women's soccer proved they deserve a bump up from minimum wage the NBA pledged their allegiance to the People's Republic of China and Prince Harry went black and now we can never go back to the royal palace Popeyes one-up chick-fil-a and invented a chicken sandwich the gay people are allowed to eat Facebook radicalised your parents the iPhone added three more cameras in Epstein's jail cell James Franco taught an acting class using the Cosby method Michael Jackson tainted his legacy by staring at boys tanks and if Drake keeps texting 11 he might be the next r.kelly the wildfires solved california's homeless problem the Amazon rainforest got a Brazilian but the deadliest place on earth is still the Santa Anita horse track personally I had a great 20:19 as you can see in this year's web reflection that I mentioned that's needed you can tell this is the season of eating out [ __ ] my homosexual you're 11 when all shows find their voice are you white yes but you aren't media I don't know where that's coming from you live in Los Angeles you look Armenian were you ever in the comic books yes no you were shot them in the name of Jesus boss your body is beautiful after Roses party in my place you have got to be kidding me this is our potatoes Independence Day what's your favorite energy drink of all time that's a hard one I'm sorry [Music] [Music] there you go awesome three-layer thing to do nice tits [ __ ] do not talk to my ex-wife that way [Music] [Applause] take that you'll ping-pong playing [ __ ] good night light good night room I wasn't worried about you living you were huffing glue via the dark circles but now sitting in front he just look healthy as a horse and baby long neck say if you want to see your kid alive again leave a half a million dollars in a briefcase you want to hear kid alive again how do you make yourself sneeze use this sixty powder stuff last you your housekeeper cleans out your flashlight in the dishwasher what it is my client is honest and unashamed that he eats ass did you say you're a sexual person oh yeah man he ever been asked to pick up a bar of soap you know numb oh that's prison talk oh this women got a little too adult least we got our chatter in the socks down at the hall but with the wicked bad damn and Sam Adams you know the drill oh sure kids there you go get him oh we definitely have a contender today world's creamiest I got some meat have you ever tasted one I've put one in my mouth before did you bite down a little bit my kids around here somewhere Jacob who do you love more baller deal I treated my babies people son just transferred to this school which one is he he's the one over there trying to rim himself attaboy enough drama give me a momma if you wanted to bring a baby in here lay him on this table and circumcise him right now you could do that well guess what you're in luck bring him out where do you stand on abortion I think I'm about it that's the right answer Steve [Applause] sipping tea you sipping tea can I get a yeehaw [Applause] ladies and gentlemen mr. Billy Nelson melon DeGeneres I'm the annual al Jackson [ __ ] fool AG o all right this whole office I know will have been worth it I'm one big ass baby see you next year hard to believe I was never so young and innocent you

Channel: Tosh.0

Views: 1,588,429

Rating: 4.7207503 out of 5

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Id: fwHqdRnlnJU

Length: 8min 32sec (512 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 19 2019