we watched Velma Season 2 so you don't have to...

jinkies we're watching Velma season 2 because we hate ourselves and if you also hate us then leave a like on this video and get this video to 12,000 likes to make us watch some more and if you guys want to see the full commentary track for this video then head over to patreon the the milk subscribe last season on Velma serial killer is I'm not going to lie lately I've been thinking that season one was actually really good and I feel like we were like a little too hard on it yeah I take back everything I said well you see in like 10 years we're going to be getting all video essays where it's like actually Velma was an underrated Masterpiece I love you too Norville Norville I'm not going to lie I completely forgot Shaggy was black his name is Norville I mean Norville I forgot mother hello yeah so they just killed Fred's mom cuz she was evil you know now that I'm thinking about it is is this show not just like edgy cartoon Riverdale yes now come on give me your hand the part's this way unfortunately C ing a serial killer has taught me nothing look at that limp hand that is they are not holding hands oh the parties in the for this is the eill you go to the party to smoke weed cuz you don't want to smoke it at your parents house that's what happens here why can't you just admit you want to be together because you told Norville you loved him this is such a weird way to start the show this is such a long long exchange of dialogue oh god look it's Sheriff Cogburn what another murder mystery what the [ __ ] was that scene they're like okay now that we're done yapping here's a dead body what do you mean you need to exume my mother's body it means I want to dig her up and make sure she's truly dead I'm surprised [ __ ] Glenn Howton returned for season 2 after the backlash how did all of these actors return well did they not just make this all back to back like I just assumed it's one season they split up yeah I guess so Freddy's partnered up with another smoking hot white dude Jesus yo he's a priest now yay is this going to be the continuing theme that he's the only character that has any moderately funny lines I can't have this town thinking ghosts commit crimes you can say that again thank you mysterious gay character a new gay character appeared lesbian love triangle they sent that pentagram note that made us saw gasp on our front stoop I was in a band called The Hex Girls what happened to her the washed up Hex Girls she did not age well she did not wear sunscreen that's what happened okay chat wear sunscreen that's the lesson of this episode Norville please respond to this I think Victoria is back my mom will let me investigate so I need your help this episode is on crack am I wrong I feel like the pacing is so fast yeah like no one can possibly text that fast the pacing is all wrong what what you have to forgive yourself and more importantly smoke all all that weed I gave you it helps I smoke so much people think I'm from Northern California oh we just throwing out all the weed cuz weed weed isn't cool anymore okay I still can't get the blood out of your v-neck sweetie so I picked up this crew neck t-shirt for this is so dumb they're trying so hard please be Shaggy please be Shaggy Norville this holy water will protect you from the scaries and the spies Fred there you are what the [ __ ] is this guy it's Italian isn't it kind of [ __ ] up that the priest gave Fred his white van he's done being a he's passing it on to the to the next generation is that what is that what Fred's doing here is all about giving people what they want I even got my dogs on the team they got two dogs that aren't Scooby if you want to make out to get back at Velma I'm down for that too girl I'm angry character what was that what was that whenever Fred speaks I want to laugh and like I feel like the reaction like people and chat are getting angry at me for laughing at the show but it's like when Fred talks it's funny I'm sorry who's there it pisses me off this show looks like too good it looks better than so many other adult cartoons it's [ __ ] up it looks so good they sneaker oh I got you sucker now I just need to run it through the police database we can use my mom's computer at home oh I forgot in the trailers they also had this where they just carry the brains around with them all the time what the [ __ ] like they're just a part of the squad what's up with this new Amber person they seem super cool yeah it saves on the lip syns though think about that you don't have to draw anything new if you got the brains I keep laughing at Velma man what's wrong with me we can make us official by picking our cutesy couple name I'm thinking Velma and Daphne I was so funny there's not enough groaners yet like now they just made her like genuinely funny and she's like a likable character and she's so cute she's such a great character now orille I will never accept your apology for killing my mom JS staircase staircase okay staircase is a pretty good name for a dog I I'm going name my dog like escalator for sure and like run that [ __ ] over your dumb dogs destroyed my one piece of Hard Evidence oh did they well maybe I'd be more sympathetic he's so gay he's a little man did you say that waste that uation the way he was bending over so how's it going Amigo you ready for our Espin you'll test Manana that means tomorrow that means tomorrow I'm serious if I talk about this I'll start to hallucinate mother mother the framework of this show tells us this weed is the medication that Norville needs like he needs to get high it's objectively will be good for him and he's avoiding at all cost I kept your attacker's other shoe because I thought it might help you help me feel like a jerk forever suspecting you I like that like there's sincere lines of dialogue and there's sarcastic lines of dialogue coming out of Mindy kin's mouth they sound exactly the same they always sound the same the only cue is the music it's good your moms have been planning this campaign party for weeks cuz we got nothing done after that planning it for weeks I can't watch this anymore I already give up bro you're not interested in the mystery of COG bur but the teen Roman it's the teen romance of it all bro anyway Cog bur's body was missing from his own funeral people have funerals without the body actually in there right I don't know well if you like die in a horrible gruesome accident where like your body isn't like usable anymore they'll just get rid of it and have the funeral without your body there nah nah nah it's got to be open casket Sheriff Earl Cogburn was my identical twin brother identical wait that's the skunk from Over the Hedge how do you know that cuz I can tell voices I know you hear voices I know you're crazy I'm like Norville Fred look it's Mr s oh Mr s dear belma said you'd be here bring Scooby back why isn't there Scooby in the show it's scoobydoo what if the real reason Scooby is not in the show is because animating a dog would be difficult they literally have two dogs in the [ __ ] episode Norville this is what the Pioneer smoked you going to push weed onto your kids it's a good idea basically Norville is seeing like an imaginary friend of Fred right but he's got a real friend in marijuana when your kids start seeing imaginary friends you just give them weed and then they'll suppress all their imagination Amber spilled the beans like they were making burritos in an earthquake Amber am I right Amber am I right Classic Amber the character that we know you knew cogr was killed 3 weeks ago why hide that and start planning your campaign you want to be a sheriff not a congressman from Florida Florida reference Ron santz Ronda Sanz isn't a congressman he's the governor oh my God to me those words mean the same Mr s was just talking about her at the fundraiser he's like obsessed with her what Mr s Mr s is evil s is for sucks s is for super evil guy oh my God and they're going to make that joke it's going to be so funny I'm going to start killing every child I've ever seen oh wow a nerd likes me now I know what a fanny pack feels like dude how are you going to hate on fanny packs for the one of the greatest utilities to wear to easily store things bro no way you're defending fanny packs right now as a member of the fanny pack Alliance of the United States of America that last showe pissed me off as a member of the fanny pack family Bros are getting offended over the fanny pack joke so are we good good no we're not good you killed me nor he turned into the what's that one Titan the Armored Titan no that looked more like the female Titan to me because he's he's got curves like for days man where's Mr s did he try to kill you kill me I've never felt more alive she [ __ ] Mr s he killed that [ __ ] like he killed Mr dog man or whatever where's Mr s did he kill cburn and if he didn't can we say he did it is kind of you know it's kind of wholesome champ that they have the two gay cops be women but they're still incompetent this show is more realistic than any other show I've seen soulmates dapne that term was invented by the publishing industry to sell books about vampires boning werewolf what the [ __ ] are you talking about it took me a second because I was trying to understand what that meant Twilight invented soulmate so we're not soulmates yeah well this meat has never been less horny D no the mood lighting she took the mood lighting with her she unplugged the lamp on her way out I'll tell you everything you want to know tomorrow if you tell your mom I'm not looking for a relationship he's just trying to that's so funny I'm not going to lie Mr s is the best character so far and they're going to kill him hello no it's the only guy to make two jokes back to back that were actually funny and they [ __ ] killed him I'm not going to lie I'm on the edge of my seat right now previously on Velma previously on Velma we made a bunch of jokes that weren't funny uh we in that casket remember previously on VMA remember the guy with a big who was kind of funny he got killed at the end of the last episode one of the only funny characters in the show was murdered people even copy my style wait it's Velma dapne I'm such a [ __ ] loser why did you say it's Velma dafney just because they're white I saw two white women that looked kind of like Velma and Daphne and I screamed cuz I'm a little soy Jack I'm a little [ __ ] loser who wants to watch Good Scooby-Doo media e that looks really good [Applause] actually well that was weird usually men don't stop hitting on me until I bring up astrology oh my God asy joke that was interesting he keeps hitting on me until I bring up astrology like my star sign is [ __ ] fire Jack help me no what am I supposed to do I don't even think that line was that bad what's that picture of your mom and that's not just a classic burn I'm serious I still think she's somehow alive and out for Revenge do you think she's going to be alive and out for Revenge I would hope so cuz that would like actually have something interesting in the progress a show that would be greatly appreciated so if we catch any of you investigating you'll be in cuffs faster than startup founder with a weird Voice who are they talking about oh no it's the [ __ ] FTX guy Sam bakman freed does he have a weird voice he does he's just a weird guy but also he didn't go to jail quickly like it took a long time for him to get caught like the joke doesn't make any sense when our whole town was on edge from breathing Crystal mining dust 37 people died oh this is cute she bad it's Betty boob Funko Pop to ensure they didn't Goof Off Helen used balls of lead yay balls of lead well the fun thing is like you get to eat the lead after and so the sacred tradition of populars randomly pairing students for creaky Friday was born this show is so bizarre what a weird L drop like they're establishing the world I I want someone to just like sit down and recap the literal events of Velma from start to fin like a chronological timeline of the Velma Universe well I think that the whole point of showing that scene in the past is that they're going to build up like a background story that will be relevant towards like finding out who a murderer is but then it's just going to be a nonsensical reason as to why they figure out who the murderer is anyway so nothing matters vel's going to open her covered in the entire clue in the mystery lined out for her is going to be right there why are we breaking into the yearbook office again you know I can't edit the sneeze out of your yearbook photo does felma fit in that bag how how did she fit in there there's no way for fate to pair us up and prove to you that we're you know this is embarrassing why does daffne like her velma's such a [ __ ] like there is absolutely no reason for them to like each other Daffney move on Velma move on to be honest like Velma you can do better oh Fred Jones what oh come on I'm not ready to be bossed around by another short-haired angry woman mother just died um awkward that guy's mom just died oh help [Music] me e some of the faces she makes in the show are pretty good you know I like how disgusting they make her sometimes break into Mr s's apartment to look for Clues on his disappearance what police tape Corners what police tape this show could be a podcast I have had this realization you don't actually have to look at the show cuz the majority of the dialogue is just them saying what's happening in front of their very eyes I think I just realized that too believing in things like manifesting is what makes Velma think you're weird also you're I'm weird tattoo no she has an I'm weird tattoo on her chest she just really likes weird ow so she's actually kind of based you leave me no choice but to Enlighten You by manifesting us winning creaky [Music] Friday that was pretty funny it's just like when belma got hit by the car bro it should have been Velma what either they stopped cleaning the public pools again or that a ghost what they're Supernatural elements now you never throw your body at a car worth less than 75,000 listen she got [ __ ] destroyed by a car and she's fine dude gay people are strong man so what you're saying is that gay people should get hit by cars because they can survive apparently they have like titanium shim bones or something man bet your life you're self sabotaging again to keep from writing and this was the only thing that ever helped you alcoholism what well cuz it's like you see the two solutions in life there's drinking and weed and they're both good I'm having a lot of fun guys I'm having a lot of fun watching this show right now with my two friends Jack and core and I'm happy that I'm alive and I don't feel the contrary emotion to that I'm happy that I'm alive right now I told you it wasn't a ghost are you kidding this only makes my faith stronger real faith is knowing something's true even when it's verifiably false god I love Reddit atheism it gives me a good chuckle every now and then better than Rick and Morty the atheism jokes and and Morty are so bad that honestly Elma might be better I'm not even going to lie Fred the computer that was funny too God damn it they got two funnies in a row chat is that a record-breaking moment for Velma right now how would you twoo like to come to the basement with meile welcome to your final resting place he actually looks creepy JoJo lighting anyway are you here to oil the hinges it did work what a weird joke not going to lie I think that team was kind of funny you killed him an innocent old man with a whole week or two ahead of him oh God W this is so sick the visuals in the show are [ __ ] crazy for no reason oh the drill they're drilling into his brain give him weed they're feeding him Edibles they're feeding him Edibles and he instantly SS it despite all the physical evidence saying one thing you still believe in something else oh my God Reddit oh the Reddit got him believing Norville is innocent is not the same as believing in ghosts or a God that dictates who wins our top music award I don't get it huh she has to like say a joke and we have to wait and like think about it before we understand what the joke is cuz the comedy is so clever you have to really think on it to understand the jokes there layers those two are off limits promise you won't open them okay we promise oh thank you because Vincent and I are late for our coup's therapy with they're gay today we are going to kill our fears of being vulnerable he just looks funny he looks very much like a Scooby-Doo character sheriff cburn and this is Mr s but how'd they die their penises were ripped off surgery it's someone with [ __ ] Envy their dongs were removed this is almost as bad as girls having their brains removed yes it's got to be a dude who's ripping off these guys with big dicks are you done masking your fear with performative overreaction performative overreaction here look at this picture of someone with a cut off it's like dude I've seen worse on live link that's why I'm better than you I'm better than you because I am more scarred and just absolutely horrified yeah I'm going to send my friends beheading videos and then say that line to them do you really want to have a deep conversation about our feelings right now yes fine punch it PR she's such a [ __ ] bad it's honestly impressive it's a little impressive how unlikable they made Velma like it's actually kind of amazing I actually have something for you I assume from your clothes breath and purse of anger you drink Scotch yes yeah bro sounds like a yog's cast NPC dney and Amber found their bodies while oiling Hing oh my God she snitched such a r you're not supposed to reveal your sources to the police I hate her busy dad you and Mom just do date night without me what why would they do date night with you that joke has so many implications I deserve an apology just because you're hot doesn't mean you can treat me like you did he's going to [ __ ] the brain yeah he's going to [ __ ] her brains out dude no way have you guys seen the brain a hole no I haven't would you like to no no no that's fine I definitely would I'll buy it for you for your birthday don't worry I realized your faith in Norville is good enough for me it's all about faith honestly and I mean this in the most genuine way possible if this was a musical it would have been a masterpiece what I'm not sure how but I feel like RNG Gods there's a 7% chance this would have been a masterpiece if it was a musical the serial killer is cutting off their dongs I do not know what to do do not be alarmed yeah get Vivy pop on this [ __ ] if Vivy pop made Velma it would be a masterpiece please do more research on the Catholic Church fine this will be good files files I to give him 10% of my gross income that's a good that's a good sub verion I actually really like that joke I thought he'd see all theiles and be like I'm in what you don't know is that the two women hoping to replace him as Sheriff have outsourced the investigation of his death to kids that's smart though realistically speaking this was outsourced to you know poor countries Korea why don't we Outsource our criminal justice to Korea and children oh God we would have covered up if we heard the door but it was just oil I hate grey Friday it was just oil God damn it that was a good one yo that episode was honestly the least worst episode of the show I think vinent oh no he di no why did they kill every good character and they kill every gay couple oh it's like a evil Christian that's why he's killing all the gay people and cutting off their dicks it's the pope from the first episode arom Alex Mand Alzheimer's is a bad disease we should cure it Andrew husky arachnid Droid Aaron Tates and atomic Leon Bento Blake Rivera cane Rivers Tom luk Cosmic DEA Crystal bunny Frozen spaghetti Gabriel granados gub Stargazer gr snis happy and a helio 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Length: 20min 45sec (1245 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 26 2024