The Velma Finale is a crime against humanity...

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hello everyone today we're watching the Velma finale yes and if you guys want us to watch more Scooby-Doo things like the video and comment down below what Scooby-Doo thing we will watch and if you want to get access to lots of exclusive content like total drama and Avatar then go over to our patreon And subscribe for Velma season 3 also we have a plushy out right now click the link on the top of the description you can buy this beautiful product makeship did a great job with the design so I hope you guys enjoy it it's only available till May 22nd so buy it before it's gone forever I don't know nothing about no murders you also learn that people hate hiding things okay fine you got me bless you man oh did you get the Velma sickness cor I heard that's been going around people are getting allergic reactions from watching the show on HBO Max just like a man with a big expensive car you can't keep your messed up junk hidden forever crazy transition the slide transition was crazy I was like Scott Pilgrim man this is just as good as Scott Pilgrim telling Velma would only make things worse also did you put my shiv in the dishwasher telling me what how you know about the murders what the pacing of this feels like fake like I feel like I'm watching like like a cutaway segment in a different show I feel like you put this on two times speed this is like a segment in like an episode of SNL Daddy and I saw Dad DNE cheat on you that's [ __ ] insane that Daphne's dad saw the saw her girl for cheating on her and didn't tell her that's how you know velma's Dad is such a bad person do I break up with her or do I hold it against her they just resolved this plot line immediately I feel like that was this was going to trudge on for the rest of the show that's like everything though something that feels like it should be important happens and then they make it unimportant immediately so I don't know what to latch on to and care about as I watch the show So the plan is you become the best girlfriend ever like take her podcast recommendations level girlfriend I almost threw up from that line I thought you likeed this show Jack shut the [ __ ] up so the only way to keep from being destroyed socially by rumors is to destroy Daphne first I feel like it's hard to pay attention to what's happening because everything's moving so weirdly quickly every episode feels like a different writer like at the end of the episode they're like here's the Cliffhanger DNE cheat on Velma but he not going to tell her then the writer like [ __ ] I have to solve this immediately and I'll come with a new problem like immediately there's like no communication between these people have you thought about how we hook up I'm down for anything I just don't want to get a concussion concussion just like me for real he's going to get some brain dude if I was in this situation just know that brain would be smooth when I'm done that's all I'm saying I'm going to [ __ ] every crease out starting to cry FMA play it cool bus gossip is a terrible oh did you see the sad SpongeBob face for one frame play the sound effect nothing nothing I'm just overwhelmed by this opportunity to hug you damn it false alarm the way this episode is structured feels more like a Bigmouth episode like it's very much playing into the social dynamics like their children why are you acting weird Velma you're acting weird Amber drama I feel like whoever wrote this episode went to like a private school or was like homeschooled and is pretending like they had this experience and know what they're talking about hold on a second whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you got against homeschooling bro I don't have anything against homeschooled people let's let's settle down here bro let's not let let get anybody get caught in the crossfire that's such a unique insult but I I completely agree are they just F what the [ __ ] is going on what the [ __ ] is going on wait the teenagers are having sex they're not allowed to have sex that's [ __ ] up Norville you're not hooking up you're just reading about the Jewish American Experience like me you must be saving your body for dude I almost spit on my water that does kind of feel like a joke that would be in big mouth you're not hooking up you're just reading about the Jewish American Experience like imagine that coming out of John meany's mouth and it makes a lot more sense you escaped house arrest and you're here I'd rather you be the serial killer than a bus per there's so many moments in this show where the character that's important shows up randomly is like now I'm going to explain everything to you men connected to project Scooby are dying but we need to find a computer at the capital and print whatever info was on this drive they need to store him the capital we have to storm the capital to find Scooby-Doo like everybody was like oh if we if we all go into Area 51 we'll find aliens where do you think they're keeping Scooby it's the capital bro you wouldn't have kissed Amber what yeah I know and worse I had to find out about it from my dad I had to find out about it for my dad what is the delivery what is the tone of this episode it was just a kiss you sure because I can ask my dad right now he stuck aboard our bus to give me top secret military info this is another thing that they built up over the course of multiple episodes just for when it actually happens for it not to matter at all and then they continue to move forward nothing in this show matters Velma has grown as a person you know that's what it's all about showing velma's growth as a character I searched for project Scooby one soldier was listed by only their service number oh my God Scooby Yogi Bear can it be Yogi Bear wait what is the time period for this show it's like ancient computer technology right here yeah looked that Windows like 98 what the hell I was just thinking about what a good girlfriend Daphne is Velma as a former cheater I know cheaters dude velma's dad is so funny no finnal cake no peace no finnal cake no peace this episode is so confusing to watch what is happening the SWAT team like it actually feels like this entire episode was improvised like they're just saying [ __ ] I'm so mad at her I want to put a curse on her what you put a curse on me that's so [ __ ] up they put a curse on her to never be funny again but they did it to seasons ago they didn't need that same seats everybody sit down and hold on whoa the CGI boss this doesn't make any sense the storyboarding is so bad this is so confusing but you're over 40 you're going to need to get out in stretch in the next hour anyway dma it's over okay that was a pretty funny joke he gave up instantly project Scooby switched Focus from putting soldiers brains in Medlin kids to dogs to merely keeping tabs on them oh [ __ ] [ __ ] the military used Uncle Scooby's photos of Dr P's journal pages to create an invincible super soldier so much of the show is just Exposition Scooby's an uncle to someone one character particularly that you know is a very similar plot twist to another [ __ ] movie that we watched the most horrible thing ever that's why I put myself in the jar I'll put myself in a jar for you that's such a quotable line what if the super soldier isn't human what if the military built a he's a military device no this is so [ __ ] like they don't care they have completely given up I can't believe they're bringing them back bro help help what help what somebody help me hello Velma I'm scraby oh my God sorry wait I need to have a more extreme reaction for our YouTube short what the [ __ ] Scrappy do wait what they actually brought Scrappy back and I wasn't spoiled by a 100 different people and I'm angry so you're the evil super soldier a talking dog named Scrappy oh my God look at him wait wait who voices him puppy power and Cutting Edge technology mostly is that J big mouth oh my [ __ ] god J Big Mouth voice is Scrappy do we have to talk about the big mouth ification of Velma and I need help catching the person framing me what he isn't evil Sergeant da G's father no I you know somehow I don't believe that oh my God it's like classic Scooby-Doo it's like the thing we like why are you teasing me like this this series is like a lazy hand I told her where we were I've been secretly working for Doctor Purdue what no one cares Uncle Scooby convinced the military a precocious catchphrase spouting puppy would be the perfect way to infiltrate and monitor meddling kids Scrappy looks so evil everyone else loved my catchphrases invincibility and Spunky energy slowly drove him crazy I I got a feeling Scrappy's lying because everyone hates Scrapy do like that's something most people hate even though I like him when everyone refused to sign his petition to get rid of me Dawn snapped and decided to kill them this would be like a through line cuz Fred's mom was the killer in the last season right there's a thematic balance at every single season of development about one of their parents being a killer the message is that you can never TR your parents cuz they're probably murdering people I hired them to try to see if your hallucinations were in fact torious detached Consciousness AKA a ghost okay so it just is Supernatural killer after the accident I just wandered the woods in a days I'm not going to lie like season 1 I was screaming at the top of my lungs just so mad wanting it to be over I just feel like crying this time I'm going to be honest with you dude you should actually cry then we can title the video the Velma finale made us cry 1 million views then we can buy Lamborghinis you know what I mean it' be [ __ ] awesome new friend hello doesn't it make sense that Velma instantly becomes friends with notoriously the most hated Scooby-Doo character it makes so much sense Don didn't convince the military I was the killer until the coroners were dead I like how all this is here saying there's no evidence they're just like so actually I'm good actually good So the plan is to get Dawn away from his guards in order to make him admit he's the Killer and tell us where Uncle Scooby is looks so out of place he looks wrong look at him no he he looks [ __ ] up he looks [ __ ] up he looks like a Freddy Fazbear Don's guards are armed with my one weakness vacuum cleaners this show like really jumped the shark out of nowhere I feel like jump the dog bro it bar the dog I think we might be able to isolate Don at the one thing all true sociopaths love a bachelor party God damn it can this show stop being so well animated it makes me so angry whenever this show has like really good character animation but I did just propose and she said no you like green apple you want this candy Ring The Ring Pop was open in his pocket that means it was like sticking to all the new I need to know you care about me too so what you want like an e-card from a free e-card service so you want like an Ecard from a free e-card service the thing that everyone uses every day the free e-card service I love sending e-cards cuz I'm [ __ ] 50 years old I'm a 17-year-old girl that uses e-cards Velma you're not throwing my bachelor party do you even have a cocaine hookup Coke break Coke break everybody 1 2 3 Let's Jam oh my God this show is so good I just love Scrappy too man do not do kids you could die wait what if you used my body maybe if you possess me you can hug him this is so like like who the [ __ ] cares bro who cares about Fred hugging the his mom's ghost like one of these plots is so much more important than the other one and they get like equal weight for some reason hold up it's escalating oh my god oh is Amber going to die this is what happens when you put like a Turf white woman in a they them's body it does it doesn't combine but where are we where are we the club what is [ __ ] going on right now his bachelor party is one guy one guy and his daughter Revenge time shitty crappy shitty crappy what I am the killer but it's not my fault that was very satisfying didn't feel rushed at all that was a very satisfying conclusion girls hit it what no she knew that Scrappy was evil what velma's smart but also like what the [ __ ] was Scrappy's plan here this is like a public place full of people was he going to kill every single person here I feel like scra could do that instead of trying to make myself disappear I'm going to get rid of you I'm taking over your body why is there another episode after this well cuz we have to have the characters like coming to terms with all the crazy like you you need your Steven Universe future episode right I'm My Own man in my own body don't get out this is so creative that was very creative and cool so long my sweet prince oh God what happen she didn't realize she was going to hell what a [ __ ] [ __ ] she was a serial killer and she thought she was going to heaven like what the [ __ ] is on This Woman's mind I have friends on the inside so as much as you want to enjoy my downfall that won't happen how many twists are there going to be bro how many wait the evil dogs are taking over the military you tell Scrappy that with a little work I have no problem transferring his brain into one of these girls yay another twist yay how many twists do you think they're going to fit into the finale of the show I hope Scrappy twists my off and like lets me bleed out to death only way to stop that from happening is to find Uncle Scooby Scooby dude where are you oh oh oh my God don't tease me like that don't tickle my little dick with a little feather like that don't be doing that [ __ ] to me that's not going to get me hard so why a double wedding Our Idiot fiance say kept fighting over who could be married first I do like that literally in the last episode though she was the one who said that she wanted them to get married before the other ones but it has to be before William and Dia get married this proves my theory that the people writing the episodes weren't talking to each other or at least forgot what happened in the last episode Uncle Scooby is somehow watching me so if I'm in your body I can investigate without him finding out what if we swap brains for the reaction what the sigma I can be on broadcast television before it disappears forever I guess I've got a feeling that Uncle Scooby is actually Daphne that would be wouldn't that be a really funny plot to us that Daphne was actually evil velma's leading Daphne around with all of her her things you know Uncle Scooby is evil velma's leading Daphne around uncle Scooby is actually Daphne what what did you say um what the sigma I don't know man why do you have the hot girls bodies most grandma just have like a problematic porcelain figurine or something remember when there was like a whole episode about the grandma like redeeming herself and being a good person that whole episode was pointless because she was actually evil thankfully given how the whole world bends over to help hot people catching Uncle Scooby before they're on to me is going to be so much easier I feel like we've like had this exact Arc with Velma like 20 times already what the hell is this Arc want to get a coffee uh no thanks is it Velma becomes a good person Arc let's not get ahead of ourselves hey creeps oh man why is this in the last episode of the show well I guess this wasn't supposed to be the last episode originally cuz they thought they'd get renewed but I don't know if that's going to happen considering they just gave up on the promotion for the second season let's go switch back our brains and agree that all women deal with some really annoying [ __ ] and agree that all women have a problem it's what this wasn't a character Arc it wasn't a joke I don't understand like what was it like what was the functional purpose of what happened there was it supposed to be funny I'm like actually not sure I'm not Velma I'm dafty my zodiac sign is sagitt torpus oh my God her signal is sagitt torpus the meding kid no stop you won't get away with this you've made a very powerful enemy oh no they took velma's brain that's awesome yes yes yes die what's going on am I in heaven she's going to go through the same brain sequence as Daphne a couple episodes ago okay the brain dies the ghost of Velma Dinkley ascends from the brain and then we get an exact replica of the scene we just had with Fred's mom where she has a beautiful moment where she talks and then she gets pulled into the pits of hell what happened to the vacuum cleaners and Scrappy dappy die this is so bad Scrappy dappy die Scrappy dappy die help get me out of here I hate this show get me out of here please get me out of here BMA oh she's done bro she's done I know though you better thank my Pisces moon for how much I love you what the [ __ ] happened to her wait is velma's character Arc that she learns that [ __ ] stupid woman Supernatural [ __ ] is all real actually and she should believe all of it more than becoming a good person that is what her character Arc is in this season of the show I could have sworn they'd be here that's why they had to get together again so that there could be a damsel distress in this scene Amber I knew to trust my gut oo shoot but maybe it was the kombucha that doesn't make any sense cuz kombucha is good for your gut yeah but maybe it's like that old kombucha or something you know what I mean they could have killed me to stop my investigation so why didn't they because they must care about me is the Stepmom is the Stepmom evil I'm so happy the show is about to be over that is all I can think right now I'm not going to lie the person I just stop from escaping with Scrappy is Sophie how did what the Stepmom how the [ __ ] does that make any sense she was in a wedding dress how is she switching from wedding dress to suit it like what the [ __ ] what in order to observe meddling kids for project Scooby it was grueling thankless work she works for the military they made her work at a diner what what what I wore this dog training outfit and unable to see my face or body their objectification was nullified like what like actually I am I am genuinely at a loss for words it just feels like this should have been like a more important like thematic structure for the whole series you know what I mean like this is just shoehorned in in the last episode and supposed to be like thematic but it doesn't really hit to keep Scrappy from potentially killing my family I knew I had to find a way to evade the law and escape with Scrappy the thing is if I hated woman this would make me hate women more you know what I mean that's what this show is thank God we love women way too much for that to happen when Scrappy arrives and sees the bodies missing from your lab he'll assume something's up and scra's going to kill everyone kill everyone in the show saving your ass now get in I called in a missile strike what you called in a missile strike this show has too many characters what the [ __ ] are we watching this is my one chance to kill him so get out of here Velma no what Velma versus Scrappy D this is so hard though wait let him cook let him cook this about to be the craziest 1 V one I've ever seen no scope only oh my God kill that [Music] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it be watching what is this nonsense the baby was enjoying it baby chilling bro baby mad chilling right now dude he's so damaged he's so cool bro I love Scrappy do wait what Scooby is Scooby going to come wait velma's ghost wait did Velma die and she's using her Consciousness to take over find me oh my God she is dead and I guess uh ghosts are real [Applause] oh you're not continuing this and I guess uh ghosts are real cut to credits they're getting to season 3 but according to this I might be able to bring you back on Halloween Halloween in season 3 please don't do it to me I can't wait for season 3 yay I love Velma their premise for season 3 is Velma is a ghost who's at threat of being dragged to Hell by the ghost of [ __ ] Fred's mother serial killer while there's other go Sur what the who what I got spoiled on this that Scrappy dooo murders Velma that's the spoiler I heard it's so much crazier than that I wanted to say this at the end it's better than Arcane still arom Alex Mand Alzheimer's is a bad disease we should cure it Andrew husky arachnid Aaron tateson Atomic Leon Bento Blake Rivera cane Rivers Tom luk Cosmic daa Crystal bunny Frozen spaghetti Gabriel grados gub Stargazer G sis happy and a helio history onic ribler honor Pearson hummus hydropon Isaiah Alfred k99 K King of the street lilac Moon Loca Peg brt Han Michael Rodriguez Milan zenovic MK native Omega waffles Oscar Annis Pablo the god Patrick case Randle heiz a loving Panda arzelle rocky road with sprinkles Roka Quinn Christian Sam Skyler is milks mama here in SS Tyler Russell valit Victoria
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Channel: Spilling The Milk
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Length: 22min 43sec (1363 seconds)
Published: Sat May 04 2024
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