We Watched The Worst Rated Horror Movie | One Missed Call

hello james yes you james don't think i forgot about it october is full of scary movies you know some are actually good and then some you know you could kind of just laugh at how bad they are and i have a confession to make i don't like scary movies i'm pretty sure the technical term for it is oh i'm a [ __ ] honestly i think the main reason i hate scary movies so much is i watched a bunch of them when i was a kid and you know i was a kid so you could kind of get how that turned out bad so now every time i see a horror movie as an adult i just have this weird background anxiety the whole time and i always expect something to be terrible like the jump scare is gonna scare me to hell or or there's gonna be gore that's gonna make me extremely nauseous and then when it gets to the scary parts it doesn't bother me that much so the main reason i don't like scary movies is not because the movie's actually scary but because i scare myself and it's strange because every time i see a trailer for a scary movie i always end up wanting to watch it but since i am a [ __ ] i don't i just end up going to youtube and watching clips or just watching someone review the movie for him so today we're gonna be watching a scary movie and since i am in fact a [ __ ] i brought my friend elvis the alien here to watch it with me he's gonna hold my hand and give me candy but we're gonna be watching the worst rated horror movie so you guys don't have to watch it and even though i knew this horror movie was going to be terrible and awful i still had anxiety about it but you know what i did to completely fix that problem and i don't have that problem anymore having a butt plug inserted that has a light show on it because let me tell you something when you have a butt plug that has a light show on it there's not a thing in this world that could put you in a bad mood oh i'm sorry what's that you wanted to know how you can get one of these butt plugs for 50 off well i'm glad you asked you can use code 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dude just snatched her face and just ripped her in the water holy [ __ ] he's just chilling little uh little fish pond over here as you do you think she's okay yeah all right is that blood what is that is that her eyeball i was not expecting that at all uh i know that's supposed to be scary but oh my god that's the funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen the the dude underneath the wire is like can't leave the cat can't leave the cat hanging he was like he just noticed something i said wait there's something else up there he had no witnesses no witnesses aaron brown what the hell dude i'm i'm gonna die yo that's so creepy can we just talk about how how weird the name zoick is they just ran out of names just like just [ __ ] throwing zoik dude dude she has a lot of contacts and they're not in alphabetical order it just doesn't stop she's got a lot of friends dude they're really driving home that people have phones dude phones are dangerous 5g man this movie's just really ahead of its time and i was so nervous you know and i'm trying to describe the plot of the love to him okay well this guy's a creep i mean i knew shelley we interned at st luke's together and she was not crazy i know liam but the way that she was talking at the end there was pretty yeah that doesn't mean she killed herself that's not my ringtone oh [ __ ] [Music] it says it's from shelley that's creepy oh it's the title one miss call it's just the cat meow [Music] that's you wait what so she just that's you and that's it you're just gonna accept that yeah i know that's you oh okay detective andrews your sister was out there for more than a week there's really no need for you to do this the creature the human that is killing everybody calling card is putting a piece of candy in their mouth makes sense i mean i guess if you're gonna die you might as well die with a piece of candy in your mouth an explanation of what's happening and these explanations makes that's normal she wouldn't freak out when she sees that just freak just centipedes crawling inside her friend's hand like her reaction was so just subtle [Laughter] so bad some top tier cgi right there dude that was the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever seen she was compelled up there by the ghost and then the ghost pushed her off i actually wonder if this movie has a 3d version because her body like flung at the camera oh yeah the effects of this movie are great it's like i'm there oh my god what that's that's a severed arm yeah she's dead and she's dialing something the ghosts are doing it it's all the ghosts dude who wrote this it's so weird like the ghosts don't just have phone calls made they have to have someone dial the number it's it's the calling card it's the it's the piece of and then she got candy strange phone call yeah leon told me the same thing happened to shelly before she drowned where are they getting this information those two girls literally said they were the only two people who knew about that so how did they know maybe they uh told people off screen i heard it too so she didn't tell them because she's coming in there like yeah yeah so she didn't yeah so they just know all right the ghost told them oh [ __ ] not the centipedes that's normal don't say anything about that yep don't say hey there's centipedes above your head it looks like he's wearing like a a halloween mask from like a party store that that that was like the cheesiest halloween mask right there oh he got he missed a call uh oh he has one missed call he's in trouble the call came in two nights ago from lehan's phone i don't believe in magic beth i don't believe in anything but ever since i got that phone call things have been weird i've been seeing ghouls and goblins i don't like ghouls i don't like goblins oh my god it's another one it's a ghoul brian dude these these effects man oh my lord look these things work does it get in your head beth hey you're the cycling you know that ryan you're found you forgot your phone i didn't have my head screwed on what the candy oh my god the candy man and what about leanne and the voicemails we checked on that there were no voicemails on your friend's phones what about the hard candies both of these kids were eating them my sister too three people eating hard candy in two weeks okay is it ridiculous to think there's a connection i know what why isn't why is she acting like it's like it's it's a coincidence but it's clearly not like the exact same characters three dead bodies with three uneaten pieces of candy just put in their mouths yeah the exact same candy too yeah how how is that ridiculous to assume detective jack andrews i heard what you were saying in there and my sister jean she died in the fall two days before shelley drowned everybody seems to be linked together somehow something doesn't make sense here so if you think of anything else let me call you didn't get a call did you but my number wasn't right so so the demon creature just calls like whoever's in their contacts yeah yeah that's such a weird way to go about it what if someone didn't have any friends yeah that's the only way to end the killings is someone with zero friends no power no problem any dead people call we're not home oh my god the batteries are out of the phones the ghosts are taking control of the phone speakers oh god oh god oh she has one missed call dude it's the title of the movie she's dead oh my god it shows a little video on the shitty little phone screen just delete all your contacts i know if you know that's how he works just delete everything or just get rid of your phone well the phone is yours so you can do whatever you want with it okay that's the first smart thing they've done yeah yeah [Laughter] that was the creepiest part of the movie oh hello there ted summers i'm a television producer do you have the telephone on you taylor what do you have no uh it would really be helpful here here why would he give her a phone it's so weird why is she keeping it i know right like just don't take the phone what [Music] what are you doing i don't why would you open it the first smart thing they've done this whole time and they instantly just just take it back mr raymond it is not your imagination the phone calls happened if we could just trace it back to the source and find out who started this then we would i was up all night tracking it down i'm gonna go see you now if i figure anything out i'll give you a call they're gonna track the ghost phone the ghost phone to start it all hopefully they don't get one missed call they're gonna defeat the ghost by calling the ghost and leaving a voicemail on the on on the ghost phone then the ghost will die i wouldn't hold my breath nobody's been in there for more than two weeks now and also well whoever marie layton is she's a hell of a housekeeper huh so just no one checked on her for three weeks no family members nothing dude what is this it's a ghost tree with lots of uh honey on it it's ectoplasm you idiot ectoplasm my bad obviously you don't watch ghost hunters why are there action figures of these ghosts that's so stupid i guess the ghost has an asthma problem look if you don't talk to me i can't help you that noise the inhaler i heard it both times before leanne and brian you're right you're right [Music] a ghost not only has an asthma problem but it puts candy in people's mouths like what what who wrote this [ __ ] a candy ghost with an asthma problem it's probably going to be like like the killer was some weirdo who had asthma and loved that kind of candy or something take a look at this all right it's not a marie layton but an ellie laden that's the older daughter from the photograph it says she died of an asthma attack in her apartment is this it god she found that quick [Laughter] is this it instantly opens it and points right at it a cell phone rings and death is on the line american miracles takes you there as a famed exorcist tries to outrace the mysterious curse that has already claimed two lives what are the odds that this is just happening to play on tv right now i command you in the name of god in the names of all his heavenly angels to be gone from the cell phone that's so stupid be gone from this cell phone foul demon devil name of jesus of nazareth what the hell are you kidding me stop tormenting my sister you will come out now dude i guess the ghost has a fog machine [Laughter] and a strobe light what the [ __ ] this place take it easy i'm a cop yell at the phone more maybe it'll leave take away his inhaler what the hell am i watching ghost rider keep rolling keep rolling yeah keep rolling some good [ __ ] it's gonna pull in the viewers hell yeah [Music] oh she's dead [Music] tomorrow why does she still have the cell phone just delete your contact there you go finally took you long enough no it don't worry she'll find another phone soon beth what happened here how old were you when you got those seven eight what he just instantly guesses when she got those burns i know that's weird my father knew go cry to your father daddy i think her house needs some renovations yeah what the hell what happened here she clearly didn't give a [ __ ] yeah she's like go tell your father he's he's hanging on a string what a monster jesus we have four hours left we're not going to find her yes we will okay the first thing we're gonna do okay you do that i'm gonna go find out about the fire at st luke's because everything seems to start there here take my other phone you just i'm gonna lose my mind dude the movie needs the ghost to be able to contact the protagonist man obviously he's like yeah i mean i know i destroyed your phone and the main cause of death is the phone itself but here i know let's take it take another phone [ __ ] it oh my god oh that looks so good oh [ __ ] she had poop on her face where are you i think marie layton was in the hospital when it burned down here what if her body's still inside jack she was a sick woman a child abuser so what if her body is still inside and her spirit's there moving through the phones attacking people that sounds so stupid are you kidding me just her describing it sounds so dumb was that that was the inhaler that was the inhaler just squirts the inhaler to freak her out every once in a while yeah go in that's safe the candy better be explained or i'm gonna be angry i know imagine if it isn't that'd be so funny [Laughter] what the hell is that dude that is not a baby if i've ever seen one what the hell is that just a baby playing on a phone dude it's a ghoul baby look at that thing it looks evil where's that pile of [ __ ] in front of it it'd have been funny or feels holding an inhaler it's okay it's okay the hell is that come on let's go the dude's straight up face headbutted the door and left the face in [Laughter] print dang this ghost is a dick yeah is there a spirit here show me a sign [Music] where'd that phone come from there's just random phones placed around the building i guess if you know there's ghosts trying to kill you the best thing you can do is put yourself in a really tight space shove yourself an event yes definitely the best option [Laughter] i knew it was in the walls or some [ __ ] she's holding a phone what the [ __ ] it's still on it still has battery what if she answers the phone and the ghost is just like hey what's up there you go come on come on yeah [Music] heavy breathing she needs an inhaler do you have an inhaler please i need one what she's fine the ghost just wanted to fall to her a little bit i guess the ghost is a a top yeah now this will only hurt a little it was you it was you the whole time [Music] but she always gave me candy there it is there it is god that's so stupid but why is she killing everybody else now i don't yeah it makes no sense don't answer it you're gonna die hi no one's home leave us a message beth listen okay marie wasn't the first these faces dude the first phone call what's that no no wait no what is happening what you're [ __ ] joking me dude what what is this what is this oh my god [Music] what even was that dude the candy is that it yeah i guess that was awful so i think final verdict bad it's bad final verdict just bad just not good it was funny because of all the really terrible cgi yeah because what they they tried to make scary was always funny yeah i don't think there was anything that was genuinely scary ev everything was just like very poorly cgi like the scariest thing they could make is just a creepy mask like is that really it is that all they can do it's just and this wasn't like a small movie apparently this movie was pretty big at the time i never seen it so yeah a lot of it didn't make sense they didn't really fix anything that's what i don't get it's like they did all this [ __ ] and it didn't fix anything yeah i guess the little girl just is gonna keep killing people is there a sequel i love how the the the way that everything was fixed was like the mom finally being taken out of the hospital so she was able to like stop her daughter i guess in the ghost world yeah i guess since she saved the mom at the hospital which again why did the mom at the hospital have a phone that was calling people but was not the demon or the or the girl that was actually killing people yeah that didn't make sense there that was just trying to be like a gotcha moment type thing also why did it become a zombie yeah yeah why exactly was the mom even a ghost so after she they removed the mom's body i guess her spirit's free now and that so she protected just her but the little girl's still gonna kill people yeah they saved the mom but the but i guess the mom didn't like her spirit didn't like activate fast enough to stop the girl from killing the guy it saved the girl but it didn't save the guy yeah well i took it so what took her so long like she could have stopped the kid right after she got saved yeah you know but at the same time she didn't stop the kid because the phone's still ringing oh yeah right she's like put the kid into a phone that's what it looked like which also doesn't make sense because you're putting the kid right back to where the kid kills everyone yeah i don't get it and it also doesn't make sense why the kid's killing everyone i guess because she's mad she's mad that no one saved her after cutting her sister's arm was there anything that you thought was good that deserves a gold star in this movie um i really gotta think about that one i thought the main actress was like at least decent at acting characters were bad yeah like the character in general were bad so i'll that that could be one gold star it was funny yeah see yeah i'm just gonna give it a star because it was funny it doesn't just technically deserve a second star but because of the hilarity of the scary parts yeah i think i could give it a second point honestly i can't think of anything else i like how whenever someone would lose a phone or like get rid of it they're just get instantly again they always get a new one like they never learned i gave it a two out of ten what do you give it i would probably give it a one a one give it a one i mean techn technically it's a one out of ten because the funny it's not supposed to be funny so it's like it's like a reverse uh gold star but thank you everyone but thank you everyone and thank you to elvis the alien for joining me on this terrible journey i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did please make sure to subscribe to this channel also please make sure to follow me on instagram if you like pictures of bunnies and chinchillas because i have a lot of and once again before you go please make sure to use code bionic for 50 off at adamandeve.com and i'll see you guys next time

Channel: BionicPIG

Views: 1,254,866

Rating: 4.9435654 out of 5

Keywords: Elvis the Alien, Bionicpig, ALienbacon, One Missed Call, Review, Reaction

Id: u1a713Uzz6Q

Length: 28min 5sec (1685 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 17 2020