We Took George Bush's Masterclass

we're living in one of the coolest timelines ever see right now you could go online and get a master class on becoming a businessman from a literal war criminal you know we've got George Bush right here he's not in jail he's here to inspire you on how to achieve your goals let's learn ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States he's walking in the room everybody there is nothing like standing in front of a boisterous crowd coming down the stretch of a presidential run I recognize very few people watching this will become president before I was President I owned a small business whoa wait wait wait wait this is crazy he's kind of hot there as well yeah he looks like you dude I was going to say I didn't want to say it but he looks a lot like my dad in this picture there is one photo of my dad identical yeah a little bit more like me if I had more of tan you spend more time that where is he Texas so I could be president yeah I'm feeling it even a tan guy like you I was part owner of the Texas Rangers what Texans Can Dream and I served as governor of Texas all of these parts of my life taught me different lessons and I will draw on all of them in this master class first step who's your D First Step get adopted by the president of the United States once you do that it's kind of like a one twoo process really it just happens into it agendas don't get set by consensus often times now obviously you got to consult with Board of advisors board of directors Key Personnel whose judgment you trust but ultimately a leader leads oh it's like I take full responsibility for a million people killed in the war on terror we live in such a good timeline where you can actually get like a masterclass on leadership from a guy who killed a million people it's insane imagine this from Hitler yeah is great it's just like to teach you yeah how to be a good great artist they're both artists it's so bizarre it's such a weird world to live in that we can access this stuff for only $15 a month this video is brought to you by Master Class I could barely Focus just because of the fact that this man's head looks like it's doubled up a double head or looks even looks like triple head one 2 three I don't know he's weeding me out man I think there's a man wearing him as a mask is what I think is happening there one of the real challenges in leading an organization is to keep the big picture in mind it's difficult in politics sometimes cuz there's a lot of competing pressures occasionally the editorials in my case weren't all that positive and I didn't give a damn about the editorials because I cared about the big picture what I was trying to achieve editorials are saying something bad about you who cares does saying they weren't any weapons of mass destruction doesn't matter who cares keep the war going for another 20 years I forgot that was his thing yeah that was his thing he [ __ ] did he did all the bad stuff he did all of it that's crazy when Trump comes along and everyone's like oh it's so embarrassing like oh no whatever we going to think about America it's like you can't you can't come back from this guy in this master class will also be visited by my better half the former first lady Laura Bush would you have sex with her me too of course I think I'd have sex with him as well yeah just to tell people I could I don't know I wouldn't be able to do it have sex with him well it's like I could have sex with him definitely um that's fine but it's like if I tell some people they'll be like oh you were that close to George Bush and you didn't kill him just be like no I just came and then went home one of the wonderful things about being president is that it's an unbelievable learning experience I think he's a much better artist than he 's a president yeah sure he's a good artist he's a better artist probably better artist than Hitler as well those ones are kind of boring he's got a bit more like style yeah a bit of like Picasso it's good thankfully Painting came into my life it is a learning experience because with every pain stroke you learn something new that looks awesome he's that looks really yeah that looks [ __ ] I thought I'd seen pictures of him drawing like a really bad dog this is nice I think it should be a rule that any artist that ever wants to get into politics just keep painting do not stop painting this could also just be a coping mechanism for like pts from killing millions of people but I don't believe he he he's seems like a very dumb man I don't I think he cares so one of the things I noticed when I was a young guy watching politicians worker crowd often time they'd be talking to a person but their eyes would be looking for somebody more important I said wow if I ever get in that position that's not me and so the best way to communicate with somebody is to look them right in the eye and ask them questions about the that's not a lesson you pay money it's the kind of lesson you come up with when your whole life has been handed to in a platter cuz you live in like a weird oligopoly where you just do your Dad's job but it also means that everyone before you was also handed that job so much so that they didn't have to learn basic human interaction talk to people and he's like ah secret here look at someone's eyes there's a lot of challenges when you're in the public square one of them is to fall prey to popularity I hope he says something about the war or 9/11 I feel like there's going to be nothing there has to be 911 that was that was his like time also good job on 911 you know the whole inside job thing he did well I just I can't I can't bring myself to think it's an inside job no now that I'm looking at him and I'm seeing him paint if it was an inside job he had nothing to do with but it also can't be an inside job cuz like it just ruins the dreams of jihadis like you and me like if it was an inside job what have we got we can't do anything you can't win unless you're more popular by one vote I understand that you got to be popular on Election Day but I happen to believe that if you chase popularity you're going to end up being unpopular but you also didn't win the election just a crazy thing to talk about was it Jeff what do his brother like worked at Fox News and they called the election well wasn't there a million things about the ballot things the stamping of the hanging chad expert witness for the Bush campaign rejected one claim of Democrats that Chad buildup inside many voting machines meant lots of missed votes last month 9,000 votes from d County have never been counted maybe he's genuinely forgotten maybe he's old and he's like that's why I I cheated this actually is inspiring cuz what what is teaching me is that I can do so much evil [ __ ] and it my conscience might not even feel bad when I'm older cuz I will just forget and I'll just paint and [ __ ] my wife and it' just be a great time it's probably cuz it's so accepted like if you're getting a master class because of your war crimes you don't feel bad it's only if people make you think you've done something wrong it's like also I mean like in the real world you should be in jail that's usually a way to think oh what have I done yeah why here at one point my poll numbers were off the chart when I left office they weren't off the chart and I never let it bother me no need to wonder what happened in that period that made people upset at you the Iraq War possibly had an impact lots of things I said to him the other day George if you really want to end tyranny in the world you're going to have to stay up later sleeps ear that's the best burn for a guy who just did a crazy War shows he doesn't care at all he's like oh what a great day I got to go to bed that's my job D I got to sleep like a baby 9 p.m. little George sleeping they've talked about him being a great leader and communicating but they haven't showed any examples of him talking from before because he was famously the most hilarious speaker I think I had a book of all these quotes our enemies are Innovative and resourceful and so are we they never sto thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship these immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people if you're a single mother with two children which is the toughest job in America as far as I'm concerned and you're working hard to put food on your family there's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas probably in Tennessee that says fool me once shame on shame on you [Music] it fool me We Can't Get Fooled [Music] Again I am George W bush and this is Master Class that's blood it's blood he's going to teach us how to kill he's finally going to do it okay I'm so this is this [ __ ] forl play what is he talking about this is what we came here for okay let's keep going how to wash blood out of a SE one of the real dangers in politics and in life is to chase popularity you shouldn't Chase popularity cuz you can always rig the election you know you shouldn't be worried about what people think about you cuz you're going to be president anyway it doesn't matter does matter yeah it's so funny cuz he's literally proving that he rigged the election like know don't worry about votes who cares don't chase them they'll come to you if you know the right people good lesson for a leader you've got to make decisions and if you do so based upon the Gallup pole uh then you're a lousy leader why are you a lousy leader if let's say everyone's saying get out of Iraq because we don't want our soldiers to die you're just like polls you got to trust polls it's important to develop a framework that allows you to make decisions based on a set of values and principles after 9/11 My Administration laid out a set of principles to deal with threats before they fully materialize the war on terror will not be one on the defensive we must take the battle to the enemy and confront the worst threats before they emerge this is insane this is such a crazy thing to have just have him just like gloating about destroying like an entire region of the world we have to destroy the entire country yeah yeah forever forever what does this have to do with being a leader though what if I'm looking at I want to be a business guy he's like you got to go invade you got to invade the Bush Doctrine developed right after 9/11 I thought long and hard about it and I meant it I love just like how far away the possibility of him ever being persecuted for war crimes they didn't come out on the show and be like it was 100% me it was all my idea and that's why I'm the smartest it's just like if there was any any kind of real international criminal court you look at that and you're like oh you did it you're you're the guy it's insane you just don't even have to think about that cuz you live in a world where that's never a possibility no of course cuz the president of the United States is protecting you yeah no it's it's actually an American law like if an American politician or someone gets sent to a war crimes tribunal in the ha America will invade the Netherlands that's awesome that's what it says it's just that is that is the law if anyone's everever tried they will invade the Netherlands if I was Netherlands I would move this this war crime tribunal some else no no I think it doesn't matter where the TR they're just going to invade the Netherlands just make an example out of them whether you're a manager of a corporation a manager of a nonprofit or president when you say something you got to mean it I think I think it is getting to him I think these get little flashes little flashbacks that was a weird thing to do he's either PTSD or really dumb I guess the dumbness would counteract the PTSD cuz it wouldn't cuz the Middle East is so far away you probably wouldn't realize like how many people he killed or that they're real people at all yeah for a second I thought he was like what have I done and then like wait it's a master class you say it you got to mean it and I meant it as a customer you've purchased this and you're trying to learn something so far you'd be kind of upset I think the only thing I've learned is look at people's eyes I mean but you've only taken that in cuz you're autistic and you don't do that yeah so for someone else not a great lesson I'm thinking like if you're watching this you'll feel ripped off but then again if you watched it with the int of learning something like I got to learn from George Bush you're not smart enough to feel like you've been ripped off yeah and sometimes I had information that the American people didn't know and weren't allowed to know and therefore had to make decisions what was best for the country on knowledge that wasn't evident is he talking about wom Mass destructions that's what he's talking about he's like I knew that it wasn't real but that's just the nature of leadership and uh so long as you're Guided by principle and so long as you're Guided by a cause greater than self that could be racist ISM my cause bigger than self is I'm a racist and I want to kill every Jewish person my cause is hly war which is what he was saying he's we've been chosen by God to fight these Muslims at a meeting with Palestinian leaders in June 2003 then President Bush reportedly having claimed that God told him to go to war Mr Bush reported as having said quote God would tell me George go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan and I did and then God would tell me George go and end the tyranny in Iraq and I did that's not inherently a good or inspiring thing well I'm glad he's just admitting to this this makes me like him a little bit more no I love him watching I actually love him it's just like seeing a manifestation of the perfect life you can endure criticism because it's going to come think criticism is don't kill kids it's like a pedophile be like you know you can keep doing you just got to deal with the criticism can't they can't get in your head it's a greater cause after I made the decision to remove Saddam Hussein from power in Iraq it do I love it's just a American presid like that's why I decided to get rid of him from Power assassinate the man well no he just voted really hard in Iraq once in Iraq an objective was to help a new government stabilize the country and give people a say in the future of their country but not when you're the leader of the country people don't get a say but this new country that we're going to makef democratic yeah and then he's just like and somehow we end up creating Isis you it's important not to focus on the criticism there a lot of people out there that just want to bring you down yeah you know it doesn't matter that happens when you're making a business sometimes sometimes create Isis and and you need to overlook that but keep on creating Isis the American people were becoming Restless members of Congress you know said enough's enough let's get out and I was confronted with a choice do I accept failure by pulling troops around but letting everybody fight it out inside the country or do we strive for Success which is a Ally in the war on terror and a relatively stable country and what I chose is number three bigger failure yeah he views a political event like War not as something that actually affects people but just as a win or loss yeah for him personally this is all a voted thing and they won't like me if I pull out also like the consequence is me admitting that I was wrong yeah it's just like do I accept that or do I do more or do I kill thousands of American men and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis wait wait wait wait wait what were what were my what were my guiding principles a holy war oh yeah there were a group of people inside my Administration some very young smart people who said we'd like to develop an alternative strategy to withdraw or you know keep troops around imagine in like how long would have been 20 years seeing a Putin Master Class where he's like I could have pulled out of Ukraine but you see the risk a leader takes with something of that is being wrong and in fact they came up with what's now called The Surge rather than withdrawing is moving 30,000 troops back into Iraq this is a very delicate issue of course but they came up with the idea of more war yeah more more more more and they called it the surge you they are super villains I really like their um their their military operations names cuz they're always very evil and cool like Space Marine names but it's a kind of name that you come up with when you're the Undisputed ruler of the world it's just like it doesn't matter if we sound like evil people people in our country love it the rest of the world can't do anything about it let's do the surge let's do the surge the military was cautious and yet we developed a clear plan with goals I mean the goal wasn't putting 30,000 troops in I wasn't expecting this master class for human to talk about the history and reasons for his action so much I'm almost thinking that he's going to accidentally slip and just admit something he's not meant to his and the problem is no one's paying $15 to learn anything from him so like we might be the first to find out him admitting to war crimes given the Boost of confidence because of us Personnel by their side whipped Al-Qaeda and the country changed pretty dramatically at that point in time in terms of security and confidence by the Iraqi people that the Constitution that they had approved uh would prevail People Got Confidence again he like flattened the entire city of fuah the Marines moved through the ruins of palua looking for any gunmen who not fled or been killed we shot SM Rockets b4s main tank rounds tow missiles anything if we knew there was somebody in a building we used our snipers we we took the enemy out before we even had to go up and clear it it's just so funny having no perception of what happens in the real world me I met with a lot of the families of the father who you know obviously want to talk about their child but they wanted to know whether or not my decisions were based upon politics or the Strategic go of the country forget about my kid what about your go yeah I want to hear about you talk to me that is one of the most Psychopathic and sad things I've ever heard like sure they want to know about their kid and he even said it he's like they they want to know about their kid but but but but but let me stop you there sir my child has died because of a decision you've made the thing is that's actually probably true I don't know I feel like the kind the way people talk about presidents over there yeah but when people talk about North Korea like oh crying cuz your leader died oh your son has died and you're still like how did you feel sir it's it's way worse than stories you hear about North Korea oh it's so [ __ ] why would you not murder that man straight away kill him we can't say that really can we I don't think we can say kill the president he's not the president anymore and also we're saying that person in the past who didn't kill him should have killed him because of things very specific to that person's life I shouldn't kill him he hasn't killed my son yet okay asking questions is a really important part of managing I found that when I could question the author of a paper I learned a lot more more quickly because he can't read it's such a good setup he's like I can handed a stck of paper and I look at it and I go to the person who wrote it what is this tell tell me what this is if you talk to me I get the information more quickly I can't handle this this is such a crazy thing to watch it's just like the most incompetent and dumb man with no conscience still being praised long after he did his crimes and teaching so far nothing nothing yeah the only reason he's successful is because of corruption and then he's just like what what could it be shaking hands looking in faces asking questions but he believes it he thinks he did it he didn't even know this corruption happen why do I keep winning his dad ran the CIA if this was any other country I mean that country would be wiped off the face of the Earth by America yeah it's just like any country that at this level of just like insane corruption and just bloodthirstiness I suddenly had an out of body experience I feel like I'm living in a crazy timeline yeah yeah I feel like that as well this is this is you L I feel like I'm this is Hitler watching how we how is this allowed on TV I learned more when I was able to question them they called me the knife the butter knife what what what's happening he look like he got really thirsty and his teeth disappear but it's like I love it everyone around him is laughing why is a knife not afraid to ask questions why is the butter knife not afraid to ask question it cuts through the F have you notice he starts laughing as a cue like he's doing it for a while he's like looking around nervously and only when they notice that he's doing that they start laughing like 5 seconds later what's going to be great is when he does that because he's dying I'll be like oh Jo just doing the the game wants to make us laugh and I'll be like a good you could often times you know you get a briefing from somebody and by God I'm going to show the president how smart I am and will rattle off a bunch of sentences and words and everybody else in the room is like me like what the heck did that person say no no one else is like that George I think like everyone else in the room everyone else no one knows what he's saying and that's cuz that guy's smart no one knows White House we're all idiots you're all dumb like me right this guy bradc with all his sentences at words sentences and words is what what yeah how do we kill people point and a lot of people are afraid to say I didn't understand what you said but I wasn't and my my message was man if I can't understand it how do you expect the American people to understand it nice that is true cuz they're all dumb yeah this is he's a good he's a real American man yeah they got an idiot embryonic stem cell research was brought to my attention by Margaret spellings domestic policy Chief and she explained it to him me and I said try it again because if I had to deal with this issue I knew I was going to have to explain it and if I didn't know what it meant if I didn't know what it meant then how how how come American going know come on put simp every time I laugh at him I just feel sick I didn't expect to feel like physical pain just from knowing that this alternate reality exists this reality way he's fine I keep saying the a million people I have no idea I can't even I can't picture that amount of people there's no like my brain my brain's not yeah a million people a million people a million a million people they can't like what is that even in Iraq itself it was less but as a consequence of a terror he's done such a crime that my brain isn't capable of comprehending that number of people that you just can't understand it because it's larg in the amount of subscribers on boy boy true maybe if you subscribe to boy boy and that number gets closer we can imagine we can imagine how 00,000 or a million of every one of you will die the fundamental question involved with embria stem cell research was do you destroy life to save life I believe that all life is precious H how can you say this after saying you just did a war which killed millions of people now the embryos is there a fully functioning human I can kill him but can I kill a humor that doesn't exist yet I don't think I have a clear conscience if I do that no you don't understand the hierarchy it goes Brown people white embryo white people where does sperm sit in this equation brown people on top of brown people as well he's a Christian I think that's I think that's how it fits in his in his schema it just so happened that there were some embryonic stem cell lines I think there were a hundred of them were available for research and I decided that since life had already been destroyed we should move forward for the sake of science I'm a strong supporter of Science and Technology and believe they have the potential for incredible good this is before they had the interon like tele in front of the camera that's have it up here so every single time if we were just talking to our boy boy fans like this this is how we talk to you guys I love you isn't this whole thing looking people in the eyes this is your one rule George the first thing you taught us was to look you in the eyes and where are you looking you telling me there's a 9 foot man in that room George is that what you're telling me I don't believe that he's the guy he's the who are you looking at he the giant embryo that he just saved I'm confident people listening to this are charged with making difficult decisions and my only advice is to listen to all sides make a decision and explain why you've decided what you've decided never did I make a decision on trying to figure out out whether or not I would be personally popular how is this a lesson for anybody this has been about making decisions based on stem cell popularity and war crimes but I say none of it has any consequences you could have made either decision and you would be in exact the same position right now getting paid e some money by Master Class to do this for those listening one of the keys to success is clear realistic and measurable goals in the face of preventable death and suffering we have a moral duty to act he laughed cuz he said Duty say that clear and moral duty duty one of the Hallmarks of the No Child Left Behind legislation was accountability as I campaigned for governor of Texas I asked what were the goals of the Texas education system and there were like 30 goals and uh it became apparent to me that the number of goals needed to be shrunk to a manageable number so that's why I removed protecting kids from domestic violence you know mental health issues you know let's make it let's just cover like teach kids to read that's the only thing I care about every other issue teach kids to to join the Army No Child Left Behind guarantees Schools Federal funding as long as they Grant recruiters access to students on campus this $1.1 million tractor trailer travels to schools all across America looking for recruits for our nation's all volunteer army America needs outstanding young men and women that are hardworking like yourselves to join the Army because we are a nation at or unlike the rest of us who have to show ID recruiters can walk right in schools receiving federal funds must give the military the same access that College and Career counselors have or risk losing their Federal money no child will be left behind every single one will make it on that boat down to Normandy don't you worry kid you'll be there the goal should be can person Reed which is the should be the major goal of uh education systems across the country I was particularly concerned about our minor minority students who it seemed to me were just being shuffled through the system without concern if they could read right hey tell meid can you read right I know how to read right that's such a good skill read right yeah read right the beginning of No Child Left Behind came here in Texas I viewed education as a civil right when I got to Washington you know 7% of the budget more or less was being spent on schools and so he said fine we'll support that budget but we want to know whether it works and therefore measure if your children are not reading at grade level there will be consequences such as giving parents different choices of schools to go to what an [ __ ] so he's talking about cutting funding to public school whole if you're not teaching kids to read write we're going to give you even less money will you be able to teach them to read write are going to read yeah you're going to be happy if the kids can't read right then that's what we're going to punish you the whole thing sounds like he's teaching kids to read but he's cutting funds you I don't think you can phrase that kind of like Psychopathic sentence as a dumb guy no no I think you would if you were a psychopath you wouldn't admit to it it wouldn't be that obvious that what you've done the thing is that the Dumber he is the more I like him I don't think he's made a decision in his life I think he's a very good just man to sit there guy he looks he's very cute and that's it it was a tough sell at first because there are huge lobbies involved with school there is the school board presidents there is the teachers union all these big powerful people all the big strong teachers like are trying to are trying to get the president down what an [ __ ] this is a master class which is meant to teach you things and this man is trying to destroy education and that's actually great for Master Class the more people who don't learn how to rewrite then people are going to be paying Master Class to teach them stuff [ __ ] private yeah companies exactly masterclass came out of his policy you got all these adults that don't know anything and they have to pay extra to do something they should have been taught in school I can't imagine if you're actually listening to this wanting to learn and you got this idiot talking to you no [ __ ] you if you're Los is trying to learn you should be in jail too you should be with him in prison you can talk to each other as much as want I had a fantastic domestic policy council person Margaret spellings who worked with me as governor on education reform in Texas you could not create a better fake person Margaret spellings that worked with me in education this whole thing is I feel like every one of his everyone he's ever met has been like a CIA agent that his dad has like made to like like him we had to make a few compromises here and there and sure enough it began to work teachers and administrators were held to account test scores improved and minority students teachers and administrators were held to account the someone's got to rain these people in it says it's going up but it's backwards 19 the darkest One is$ 1999 do we not just not know how to read right col the colors don't align where's blue where's black where's what's this graph did he paint this himself it's on canvas he painted this graph wait wait wait wait so like it looks like it's going 9year olds and now 15 while the black ones are actually 20 we could be very Dum I feel like an idiot I feel like cuz I can't understand but the colors don't match I don't know what that number is they read eight more books but also what's the white 9-year-old African 9y- olds Hispanic 9year olds we' got three categories of 9-year-olds we got 1999 all the other ones don't exist 1999 is the only one and it looks like that was the highest and was actually gone down that's a crazy graph that's a graph for crazy people I don't I don't know if you Americans know how to read that can someone please comment and tell us what that graph meant cuz I feel like I've been left behind don't tell me how to bloody read right here yeah yeah what the heck is is so what did we learn from all that Master Class lesson I think I've just learned psychosis I feel like I'm in a make believe world after watching that like nothing nothing feels real anymore it is insane and it's insane to me that you can watch that and not hate master class and George Bush in the world in the world like I I I feel like when a Christian becomes an atheist I've suddenly lost God I feel like I I I had some understanding of Justice or like something happening in the world and suddenly just like oh no it's not nothing nothing matters we pay W criminals millions of dollars to do lessons online they teach you nothing cuz even if you're a business business person I learned nothing from that the crazy thing about this is people are spending 15 bucks a month on this and I know for a fact that for a third of that you could get much better lessons for $5 a month you could go on to the boy boy patreon and we could inspire you to do so many things we could inspire you to con you learn to read right with us we read right we can read right we read right all day come on boy boy five bucks a month read right read right I think if you're a real estate agent in this market to like selling ice to Eskimos there's more buyers than there are properties and supply and demand esos don't need ice need ice so I thought ice to Eskimos was like a scammy thing yeah isn't that like a thing like saying that's how good you are sell ice to it's not like it's like selling ice use it wrong things are so easy it's like sell I esimo is something that's very hard to do it's like selling sand in the desert just very very simple

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