"We Have to Cut That" Jimmy Carr to Katherine Ryan | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Best of Katherine Ryan

a rep so I'll say singing is harder cuz I can't say enough a rapid easy and they ever tread reppin I've never tried running because it would be the worst thing in the world as likely as me getting my balls out lyrics first of all let's make it simple you say like one lane that's a bar yeah to land so to make easiest do four bars for you okay and you say you want to talk about love yeah I want to talk about you mean oh you in love tell me how deep I love tyrannous whatever I'm not big white girl from Canada Chile with Tinchy yeah that's the star of the hood maybe this is where I love begins after the show you take me back round of beans yeah [Laughter] [Applause] have you have you had relationships that needed a little bit of a spark and what do you do absolutely my boyfriend is so cute but it's kind of nerdy he like wears a mouth guard every night to bed and he sweats a lot so I just like imagine he's a boxer we have like little night terrors I'm like sytem baby people running marathons period I don't feel like they should be encouraged real people come at you they want sponsorship Oh Sharon from accounts is running a mare we are a bedding nation you know I might bet on a marathon if Sharon from accounts can outrun three adult male lions give me those odds but pay her to do it she's not gonna win they never win karaokes not about being a good singer it's about letting prospective lovers know that you are an intention seeking alcoholic okay so do you think he's bluffing do you think there's a dick in the boxer do you think you've got dick in the box I think Rob is bluffing because he's gone back to look at the dick so many times and Rob is a respectable family man I don't think he'd be so thirsty for the cops it's time now for the blindfolded taste challenge okay so what do you think you think he's bluffing I think that there's a dick in my box I think Rob's bluffing I mean this there's a point for whoever wins this so gentlemen if you could face forward and the Catharines man we would like you to open your box we've seen what scares you Oh Primark on a Saturday and fighting in the blood if you ever want to know what it's like to just have a true night more drink a two-liter bottle of coke just stand in the middle of a Primark your heart will be racing and you'll never be afraid of ghosts again time to me what don't go that I found that saying I've never seen Game of Thrones this week on Twitter became like the new announcing that you're a vegan and everyone's just I've never seen any of it and that was me as well so I watched it and I've learned that it's a story of seven kingdoms and they all have rulers and this Jon character he fancied the blond one and he wanted to be with her so they could have a stronger Kingdom she made him bow to her it was real Beyonce move and then he was turned on by that they're now dating and he has the power of her dragons and they're together trying to rule the Seven Kingdoms and there's violence and there's incest and unity and that's game thrones and it's great on the subject of people getting people looking for employment now have to take all their picks off line because I hire babysitters my first thing is to go straight to their Instagram and see how big of a select they are I don't want her leaving me forever job no I have a lovely survive in the wild I get even if the trains late I start thinking about how to eat first it will be a survivor you're getting married you'd be a family man soon you could do it you will get stronger and stronger you don't even know yeah motivational tape that he's gone in the car okay and I appreciate dystopian teen films like The Hunger Games cuz we know that it won't really matter to us but they're absolutely gonna run out of fossil fuels and that's just a very real picture of what their future is gonna be like so they better figure it out - sweet Katherine Ryan what are people you're talking about is it Kim the most important Kardashian training to have an actual law degree I want my solicitor to have a sex tape and to have been robbed and to be married to Kanye West that's someone who knows the legal system in and out it just goes to show that a mother will do absolutely anything in the world to look busy in front of the nanny if you have a line to save someone's feelings I mean I would lie to hurt feelings that's a little bit too much honestly I was like I'm going through a difficult stage growing at my fringe but you said it looked fine but I do feel like I might look like a Victorian boy is there or Jimmy you've got literally the same Jimmy no no female 1 no [Laughter] the best lying skill that I've ever come up with is to pretend to know something to make the other person confess that's a great trick yes and they always do men are so stupid just be like I know that you slept with Lyndsey when you were in Portland she called me she told me everything she sent me the pictures that you texted her your dick and he'll be like it's true I really did I don't know Lyndsey I'm not kidding like do it and they will always cave I'm afraid we have to cut that from the show because of boy code [Applause] you

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Length: 7min 7sec (427 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 20 2019