Jimmy Carr And Katherine Ryan: Masters Of Sex | Your Face Or Mine

i think gender and sexuality is really fluid now and people don't have to decide oh it's very fashionable to be gender fluid it is pansexual and bisexual so fashionable but even in 2016 you get asked a lot of annoying questions from people frequently ask questions what are the most frequently asked questions how do you have sex hmm i presume you just smash pasties do you yeah that's it that is literally the action i might as well be 14 years of age the answer to that is if you're having sex like this yeah you're having really bad sex yeah they do that's how they do it that's exactly happening yeah sometimes i know occasionally not that where are some of the weirdest places you've had sex oh i i mean there's been a lot but i'd rather gemma sex i might get in trouble go on you're all right well are we gonna actually say it yeah go on okay um cupboards don't call it that's your bum bum no there was one time we was on set for towie and then we ended that we was in like a fancy kind of like spa place and i think we ended up in a in a cupboard somewhere um there was another there was another time where i heard that someone complained they didn't they tried to get the cctv footage and thank god there wasn't any in the cupboard that is a worry i mean whoa very good for everyone the room cover cover's a good idea for a lady because you got a lot of extra options if you finish early yeah didn't exist when i was single but it's all about swiping left and swiping right yeah it is all lesbian sex isn't it left right up down yeah hang on catherine's gonna be five minutes and then and we're back in the room to be a lesbian i would love to be a lesbian but i just need to find a proper hypnotist to cure my love of the d that's what strap-ons are for yes yeah done a strap-on yeah yeah oh that's a good idea let's give this beast a night off um i like to know i can hurt it you can hurt what oh lord this is a fun game like which one's not also a man i like her i look like her daughter you you i mean it's weird it's weird because normally if a guy is wearing a woman's clothing it looks it look you know quite it would maybe but actually that looks better than what you've got on some days lucy does look better than i am definitely well if you're not busy after the show i'll see if i can introduce you i like lucy she looks like a she is she is she really is she's the worst all the time now how does that work in the bedroom there because you said well it's great really well yeah really well well okay i'm made of questions right now when i say how does it work i don't mean like it works well what i mean is actually how does it work oh you want like details well i mean i just i know how it works between you two i'm guessing yeah you know i think i know what goes where and why right so when i only thinks when lucy is here she is very much female in my especially in my mind i also then become very masculine and dominating so when previously i've been in relationships with women i have been the male role i guess i think i know what i think so got it the word the word what's that pegging pet pegging yeah pegging your pecking is yeah oh yes this is is there like a a next level gaydar where you could tell whether someone would be a great drag queen or if someone's a top or a bottom or is there kind of another level to it i would say like sometimes you can tear someone's at the top or bottom easily like um him total top [Laughter] yeah you not looking him sat right behind absolute bottom do you know what i can say would i be can i ask gentlemen would i be a top or a bottom in that community bottom no no really jimmy's a flip-flop he loves it both i believe the term is versatile

Channel: Comedy Central UK

Views: 58,984

Keywords: Comedy Central, Comedy Central UK, Comedy, Comedy Show, TV, Stand Up Comedy, Sitcom, Funny, Your Face Or Mine, Reaction, Awkward, Ex, Jimmy Carr, Katherine Ryan, Jimmy Carr Laugh, Your Face Or Mine Best Bits, Your Face Or Mine Awkward Moments, Your Face Or Mine Line Up, Celebrity, Full Episode, Ex Girlfriend, Ex Boyfriend, Meeting Ex

Id: 78BFmKoMO6c

Length: 4min 41sec (281 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 14 2021