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we got a robot to come up with cocktail ideas the [ __ ] robot did this hello hello hello hello what are we doing drinking again Chad you do actually know what we're doing right um I think the only dancing will explain this one dust do you have a mic what's up welcome subscribe I spoke to a robot machine online and it gave us 10 new cocktails that have never been tried before 10 cocktails that have never been made before 11. Jess do you have bartending experience I'm scared you ready no close your eyes close your eyes closed all right eyes are closed oh that sounds good first we need 60 mils tequila then 30 milliliters tomato juice 15 mL of lime juice and then top it off with some agave nectar finally to include some Jimmy yeast for your Jimmy Feast we will need to garnish with a pizza slice smells good okay you can open your eyes wow do we get to eat the pizza I'm going in oh that tastes normal though yeah it is normal there's is that um that's garnish [ __ ] it just tastes like a um it tastes like tequila and um tequila strawberry juice like a tequila sunrise but petery you're supposed to do this bro really I think that's what it wanted you to do what do you write it out of ten five five two one two out of ten 1.2 out of ten two why because it's too strong I hate tequila it's very it does taste very strong what about the presentation point five oh come on bro are we really not gonna finish our drinks it feels like a waste you know how much I hate wasting food it's a wet Pizza ball hmm big problem in society right now young men love the taste of matcha love martinis but there's no drink that combines the two I give you the matcha Martini first clean your room then take two ounces of vodka add half an ounce matcha green tea powder half an ounce dry vermouth then garnish it with a matcha dusted Olive some people say that a bitter Olive won't pair well with sweet and savory matcha and to those people I say oh that sounds so [ __ ] good that sounds like a pizza again you can open your eyes that looks good I love matcha what's that that's a cat [ __ ] is that an olive diction matcha I'm gonna clean it up it's a matcha Martini oh now it just looks like cat food you're right hmm those flavors do not go well together oh that's hard looks like you're about to get like a nice treat and then straight to [ __ ] olive can this please just be like good tasting why don't you find out hmm [Music] I did a mouthful do a nice mouthful yeah yeah that's good yeah I'm a fan of that one Chief I prefer the other one I'm gonna be honest with you what do you rate it out of 10 for Taste six two six like I don't know I gotta on a scale of what on a scale of you just went to a regular bar oh two two one two then probably all right Aaron we've got another cocktail coming down the pipeline hello freak [ __ ] so I was doing DMT with Jamie the other night and we invented a brand new drink what was it Jamie pull up that recipe Ah that's right the licorice latte now it's entirely possible you may think this sounds bad and you might be right but let's see here Jamie what'd we put in this thing so two ounces of vodka half ounce licorice liqueur three quarter ounces of cold brew coffee three quarter ounces of cream and then top with a Sprinkle of fennel pollen Jamie what the hell is fennel pollen you can open your eyes what's with the fog why does it look like a swamp that does look like a little swamp and my tripping or is that gray I'm not against this sorry bro you got to keep that in there bro this is what divides the line between drinking like swamp water and it's a cocktail oh sorry that's not bad it tastes like a lion might be being pranked though maybe I'll tell you what's in it basil the licorice latte features a Sprinkle of fennel pollen what the [ __ ] is that sounds poisonous then [Laughter] [ __ ] I made the fentanyl pollen [ __ ] Martini bruh get towards the bottom you really taste the Fentanyl ah cool a pair of tear taste wait wait wait out of 10. now I'll let him do that let him cook bro for appearance of c c plus okay actually B minus B minus and then for Taste D plus appearance I give a four taste to two ah C minus C minus that is very comprehensive scoring system thank you nice yeah thanks Jess where are [ __ ] drinks man hello all and welcome back to bottom gear now for all you Gearheads out there I have a cocktail I've just invented perfect for consuming while driving it is of course called the gear Head how to make it let's get into it take 60 mils of bourbon yummy and 30 MLS lime juice 15 mL simple syrup two dashes of gear oil not usually safe for human consumption but we're all gear heads here then to keep theme garnish with a gear-shaped garnish beautiful stuff I love driving cars and being British Etc room here I just have oil in it open your eyes and take a taste like so [ __ ] there's something [ __ ] [ __ ] but drink turn me into Bender drinking this cocktail I'm drinking hey it's Bender I'm drinking bite my shiny metal ass suck my shiny metal oh that's pretty good oh no what is in that that Chad looked like we've got hell fruity uh well I haven't I'll advertised that tastes good what's that I've gone out await further instructions visually what do we write it out of ten ah very safe looking nothing crazy seven for presentation b double plus taste seven eight I mean I have had worst tasting real cocktails yeah same so like I'm pretty happy with that honestly chucked it on actually seven I give that seven did you give a seven I got eight I gotta give it a seven yeah can we add a seven a mid-video tear scale of how fruity are you three oil okay here the Australian sits in its natural habitat consuming alcohol at high rates as is expected of their species but their next drink will be the most Australian of all the beetroot Martini Aussies they put beetroot on everything even Burgers to make it the young Australian Cub will mix 60 MLS gin 30 mils beetroot juice 15 mL of dry vermouth and then of course garnish with pickled beetroot they will now proceed to Feast on this concoction with great Delight Australia is an odd place the people there are disgusting animals I am very horny oh that sounds good so your eyes can probably be open right now oh my god oh it's a cocktail oh that's crazy is that a whole plum is that a beetroot oh it's a shaved beetroot this [ __ ] looks like a [ __ ] meatball all right beetroots up [Music] oh that tastes clean yeah it's like refreshing I have another beetroot no no no no no for real that is good I feel like not in the [ __ ] budget don't ironically stop I want you to take a sip of that oh you mean you want me to seriously do this yeah you want me to pair pair it together okay now what take a big bite okay now now sit am I crazy that's pretty good what do you write it out of 10 visually I put it up there because it's like red velvety color looks like bloody six six or seven six points three what about the taste five six Jared focal heads out of ten I know how I feel about this because each time I the first drink was great but each time I drink it tastes worse and worse interesting maybe you need another pickled beetroot in there if you need seven beetroot garnish pieces to finish your drink the drink's not that good Josh what are you cooking over there man hurry Chad what let him cook hey everyone Billy Mays here now you want to start your day healthy but you're an alcoholic seems there's no solution Roma Billy Mays will fix you right up with the avocado smoothie grab two ounces of white rum one ounce of coconut milk one avocado that's right a whole avocado one banana one tablespoon of honey then a tablespoon of vanilla extract see this works because the whole avocado cancels out the alcohol and everyone will look at you like you're starting your day with a healthy smoothie no one will suspect a thing yeah that sounds disgusting yeah you wanna open our eyes sure okay that looks so gross my guess sir that doesn't taste like avocado at all I really like it but it's just missing it's not watery enough These Eyes just add it's these eyes it's too thick do you want a spoon yeah yeah what do you rate this out of 10 visually oh man what the [ __ ] happening in Chad's brain finally Shrek come why do you just write this nine out of ten point did you write The Taste um six out of ten for 4.6 out of ten five out of ten five out of ten looks three uh points four no four bro you're not looking at it right now five there you go see five first one to finish their [ __ ] Shrek smoothie wins I pass oh my God the texture freaks me out a bit but I got over halfway that sounds like you should reduce your rating then I give taster four looks of three you went from I don't know from a nine to a three I don't know so why'd you just give it a three are we holding our ball eyeball clothes where are these cocktails it's a me [ __ ] up AI Mario and I'm gonna show you how to make it the best cocktail in the Mushroom Kingdom let's suggle first you get to the Vodka then of the heavy cream then da parmesan cheese you get a pancetta egg yolk the black pepper and white spaghetti carbonara Martini it's a me don't forget the garnish with dry pasta Emma gonna [ __ ] a peach now spaghetti the [ __ ] robot did this you're telling me a robot made this drink if I open my eyes and you've got your [ __ ] in the glass Darcy grab my eyes yes Ah that's not what I thought it would be uh is that prosciutto that's vegan bacon that's a [ __ ] one what's with the [ __ ] uncooked spaghett what's with the ranch dressing that is clearly in this what the [ __ ] that's all curdled and [ __ ] at the bottom ah I'm having a taste I'm going in I'm going in with the prosciutto first [Music] what the [ __ ] I feel like I'm putting under like my clothes out to dry like my towel on the line [Music] please tell me I'm just jokes it's just it's just like the there's a hair in mind is that my own hair I'm gonna put that back in bro so what do you write that visually out of 10. imagine it tasted perfect what do you rate the visuals like two two let's see if we can tolerate a math footage without throwing up what do Italian people say when they say cheers hey forget about it forget about it wait is that an Italian or a New Yorker guy same thing spaghetti the New Yorkers say forget about it but the Italians says forget about it did you guys write the taste on that one can I hit that light it up brother into my house [Music] dish you bring spaghetti that's the main man that's how [ __ ] mean okay gentlemen before you leave can I just say something I don't know Don can you I have a revolutionary idea for a drink that's going to shake up the world it's an old-fashioned but get this you add balsamic vinegar if you're on board I think this has the potential to change alcoholism for the entirety of North America and all it takes is 60 mils bourbon 7.5 mils balsamic vinegar 7.5 mil simple syrup two dashes of angostura Bitters and then a cherry garnish tell me gentlemen are you on board or will you get left behind I get it advertising is based oh that sounds bad I'm scared yes oh that looks Olive if you want to try yours first I think I've been um Bamboozled by the Cherry because I like a cherry I'm not being deceived by the Cherry I'm going straight for the drink but all right let's do it there's nothing [ __ ] in that is that it's like a Ramen soda [Laughter] we are coming off an Italian [ __ ] Ranch spaghett Chad what's the Chinese New Yorker say what's she doing when he uh when he's holding her ice cream I'm walking here then chilling no he says I'm walking here hahaha Chad that didn't shut up try again no if you do that I write that a 7 out of 10 on taste okay and then uh five out of 10 out of presentation I give mine silt for presentation and fog for Taste no Jesse we have to cook we have to cook a drink Jesse no time to explain I am literally eating a heisenberger the drink we need to make is a curry Cosmo don't ask why we need to make it Jesse we need to pour two ounces vodka in with some curry powder infused cranberry juice then add lime juice and triple sec oh boy Skyler is gonna love me again after this one even though I am bald the last one was flow flog flog fluid can I hook my eyeball yes okay I ain't drinking that that looks like a glass looks like Curry brother I ain't drinking this I'm Gonna Keep It Real whoops wait what is that was I supposed to drink that what's this what is that Jess just an extra sharp [ __ ] you [ __ ] off you're a [ __ ] bastard you don't think we're fried right now can I get Jess to do mine Jess you do his [Music] yeah now finish that no all right I'm a fan of a courage sausage [ __ ] mashed potato any day of the week but this picture that you're eating that you've just had a whole curried Curry meal who cooked that oh my God it's not worse than the Italian one I'll say that okay oh that's awful what do you rate it out of ten two for presentation one for Taste presentation zero but taste I give that like a three I could finish it I thought you said it was worse tasting than the last no I said it doesn't taste as worse as the last one uh I tell you what hey YouTube if I finish this you press like And subscribe do mine come here come here come here come here no last time I got too [ __ ] you have to do that from YouTube here now I've taken a bit of a break from posting to work on my true passion alcohol and I think I've invented a drink you lovely people will greatly enjoy it's called the serial killer now listen close I'm gonna tell you how to make it first Infuse 30 mils vodka with your favorite cereal mines Froot Loops then add 15 mils maple syrup and then add 60 mils of sweet creamy milk milk after that throw in some cereal to taste and garnish with a cereal coated Rim you are gonna love it milk don't touch don't don't you knock it over do not knock it over I won't I'm a master oh it's like a claw game no no no no no no no leave your hands to yourself or Darcy say left or right no okay this clock all right down down okay left Chad left to right forward I don't know my eyes closed Chad Chad what was the prompt oh that looks so good what's this oh you're listening my God this looks [ __ ] good you're telling me an AI named this drink oh my God Max that's so good try it she had to be like I've eaten the cereal it's so good which part of it is good everything everything [ __ ] oh [ __ ] off Chad is correct good the whole thing is good oh my God look at the rim and see the sweeter it's sunny don't say it don't say it like that please what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] rules this is so good I honestly they pour me ten of these at the bar what do you write that visually out of ten ten oh that's in comparison nine nine all right now all right I'll give it what about the taste nine I give mine I literally couldn't tell the difference between eating breakfast and drinking that I give mine 9 out of ten make this [ __ ] at home I want to see some tweets or something yeah that's good there's nothing that we've had today that I would suggest besides that that was good maybe the curry one [Music] I am a [ __ ] robot here you will meet your final challenge I call it the cold one free winch with 40 milliliters [Music] are you man enough to tame the machine I am bald drama so it looks like I'm not gay okay thanks for filming this bit with me brother no it's all good bro you can open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes is this our final one this is right let's walk it up is this the last supper all right this looks normal is that chili powder yes I'm bad with spice this looks normal all right let's try it all right oh that's spicy I don't like that oh the robot made it funny cool that looks cool there's four different alcohols in this gin vodka gin tequila no absence it's not bad check this out Chad's drank class to me so basically that means it's nice to have him he's drunk less than you oh [ __ ] boy [Music] [Applause] I saved a bit for Darcy I didn't [ __ ] boy can we put that in that bar can you patent this put all the ingredients on screen now if this is a bar with these exact ratios you're right it out of 10 visually ten wow no because check out like this thing is that the Moon that the Americans put on the phone check that out that looks sick so for presentation it's like 25 zooming on Jess out of 100 so not very good uh What did you rate that out of ten sorry for the looks of potatoes say seven oh taste zero really no [ __ ] off let's look at the next video hey thanks so much um hey I'm walking here I'm leaving hey everyone thank you so much for watching or a twitch stream is where they get a donation that's not in raw currency hey there's so many bits [Laughter] bye bye me bigo fog fog now let me go [ __ ] bye bye now laughs [Music]
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Length: 21min 43sec (1303 seconds)
Published: Wed Sep 06 2023
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