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we binged every single episode of Gravity Falls and it was an absolutely magical experience so strap in and if you enjoy videos like this let's get this video to 5,000 likes and subscribe down below so you don't miss future uploads Arcane was fantastic and we figured that we' give you something else that also is an anime so this time we're doing Gravity Falls boys are you ready for Gravity Falls Recreation and taking her easy unlike me oh so Gravity Fall is like the name of their Town apparently yeah from a creature of unimaginable horror what the is going on rest assured there's a perfectly logical explanation is and that's how we get baited in okay they did it they nailed it the more I'm watching this bro this is Grim Adventures of Billy Mandy I'm just I'm saying it now the theme song how they're doing every yeah I don't think the Grim Adventures Billy Mandy's theme song sounded like this that was a solid intro though ladies and gentlemen behold the SAS crotch SASS crot and guess you had to work there this seems like a fun place oh never mind I think it back looking at it he's looking at it you like me absolutely there not an option for no right she's like I I got a good feeling about this summer I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams W through that right now yikes yikes what the what is gnomes unfortunately my suspicion confirmed in Gravity Falls there is no one you can trust who's he hello hello to my new boyfriend yeah no was he rolling around in the grass met at the cemetery he's really deep we met in the cemetery normal man he means Norman are think he's a zombie Norman it's Jam beware Gravity Falls is nefarious I call it Zombies bro zie I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town like the mailman pretty sure that dude's a werewolf [Laughter] slides the same thing Norman is not what he seems you think he might be a vampire that would have six fingers that's know a zombie he never blinks have you noticed that maybe he's blinking when you're blinking I mean that's some good logic hey Norman how do I look meow wow dude stand don't give a alone no on your own he's out here trying to make some bread alone there's something I should tell you you can tell me anything please be a vampire please be a vampire all right just gnomes it's gly what I'm Sor I always forget your name I'm sorry guys you're really sweet but she's like I'm looking for a dude that has a torso we'll never forget you cuz we're going to kidnap you huh what bro gnomes are evil creatures apparently wow she's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome Queen for all eternity do not trifle with the wow he's getting away with our Queen are you sure this is a Disney XD show this is great look in the bottom right I know I know but maybe they just bought the rights to it after I don't know okay this explains the all right well I mean he did say a thousand I'll hotg you may now kiss the bride wait no she's not about to the gnome's worst enemy this is for messing with my brother gnome kid anyone else want some they fured out their weakness you rather have like a doll something apparently not H he takes hat I could our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town oh secret entrance oh sh secret entrance there's the gold chain gold chain weekly yeah remember the magazine yeah he was hiding it what is that they put a very long puking scene at the end just puking rainbows I like it to we're going to have some real family fun now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car wait what wait what put on blindfolds get in the car what is that a woodpecker wow okay it again oh no that poor man sandwich Walker the Goble Walker now what did [Music] I he's got it's his dad imagine do with $500 she's really going to imagine it I mean back as dude as kids $500 was like a fortune you can look but you can't touw what the and we going to find that Goble woner monster H monster he tried though like a space man have sunscreen we're going to go get sunscreen wow oh god wow hello Grable woner nice to meet you your side character you die in the first five minutes of the movie through to my side character like that okay everybody let's test our cameras out that's way too many disposable cameras well that's that's that's why you get the backup cameras what about co- Captain there's no such thing as co- captain uh whoops okay wow can I author that request did you get a good one all good on he's going to drop the camera something's going to happen oh it's a robot it's like is the old crazy man going to be in there oh no way this going to be some Scooby-Doo a pretty expensive Scooby-Doo costume right it is it is I just wanted a attention I still sad my own son hasn't visited me in months maybe I'd catch his Fancy with a 15 ton aquatic Rob that's a one way to get his attention old go through for a little quality time with our family now they feel bad about gr stand I guess the real like monster is you and I constructed an80 shame bot that exploded the entire downtown area a shame bot well time to get back to work on my death R what so much for the photo contest n people don't need to know hey over here look at su's boat what was that that was the real lake monster y it's got to be how did he get a house arrest bra bracelet y the real one it's a secret wax museum they so lifelike except for that one hello it's just me grandpa's creeping in the Attic why is the grandpa just hanging out in the I just love that Grunkle stand was more scary than the wax figures some kind of I don't know Goblin man anyone creep Here and Now wax Abraham Lincoln right over oh no wax John wil's Booth I'm looking in your direction it's funny it's funny cuz that is a joke that 90% of the generation who was watching this on TV did not understand yeah that's true cuz this was on Disney [Laughter] smile in the eye why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm seems painful I don't know what that word means but thank you I feel like that's how kids are to a te it needs more glitter now miss what do you think that would freak me out the wax Museum's back in business I I I think it needs more glitter I agree hands her a bucket of [Music] glitter do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world your microphone's a turkey based to Toby certainly is a real reporter your Flyers promised free pizza with admission to this event is this true that's a problem that was AO good night everyone that was a typo he only was there for free pizza you need anything I love this guy he wants some quackers no so weird that's so weird I would definitely not be okay with hanging out with a wax figure of myself oh wow no this is why you don't lie about pizza what is this some kind of raid what the for the murder of the wax body of grun St impressed with our awesome detective work what is this some kind of raid we can be alone cut out oh no he's creepoid oh that's weird I like how Grunkle stand got the wax figures in there I think the wax figure came to life somehow really killed himself what has holes in its shoes and no fingerprints oh another wax figure came to life oh they're all alive what theak wait did they murder Abraham Lincoln too the truth I think they did going to bury you yep he brought out the the mag toying glass yeah that doesn't work bro when you put your money in it mysteriously disappears no way totally worth the drive injured in the explosion with a fist what Iger fist I was not expecting that Gideon he a what was the Scooby-Doo noise there third level lot of luck put your money in Gideon's that makes sense is it that easy to take money from people in tur traps honestly kind of I don't like that Seuss you're better dude don't listen to them Seuss just got so angry I know is it is it going to be their their grandpa okay it's not stand mortal enemy and uh not what I expected Gideon we've got to talk Mabel isn't joining you tonight doesn't want to see you anymore oh God come between us hey thumbs up huh thumbs up indeed my friend no no that was so creepy that place is literally called the club he's just a kid he doesn't have any powers I don't know about that bro what the is going on here can buy and sell you old man fair enough oh my God bro fair enough oh Jesus that was creepy I still love you oh that's so creepy what are you going to do without your precious amulet oh you'll see boy you'll see what oh there's multiple of those goddamn books dude and there this show is wild she this is great oh my god dude what's up Mr P you do we going to wash the bathrooms right yes sir absolutely not very true I love her she is just the average person secret ladder to the roof I don't think Mr Pines would like that roof time roof time s is like I don't know if this is a good idea check it out she has a whole setup sneak up here during work she just doesn't work oh and throws pine cones a thing how productive please hit the car you break out one of these bad boys you got have a good time five oh no I mean it was a moment of it was just a matter of time I just think one's cool okay it's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her until tonight uhoh uhoh he realized it he's like I shouldn't have said it mom used to dress him up in a lamb lamby dance oh God what's the lamby dance would PR around and sing struggle maybe I could or we could come with you how old did you guys say you are we're 13 all right I like your Moxy kid let me chew my gum so it looks like a brain she's not much for First Impressions n you get broed I'm the guy who spray painted the water tower Oh you mean the Big muffin that looks like a muffin bro look like a muffin oh no mortal enemies oh my gosh smile dip smile dip it says girl it says do not sell oh no guys are bonding maybe I've had too much what do you think oh my [Laughter] I wasn't sure if you could hang with our crew at first yes I am come on gr stand pick up he still hasn't gotten up I'm not afraid anymore mother also a woman in your face Elizabeth it's just like my [Laughter] [Music] life future in the [Laughter] what is happening oh I'm 13 technically a team well well I mean he did say you shouldn't do it what whoa status update [Laughter] Wendy say that last part again normal teenage thing stay here until I get back what Yer smart dude we we have to find out I know I just don't even know like what he's thinking oh god dude not a teenager always s custom boes Boomers dude rules shocking we were Sten that is some good rap music right there oh my God are you kidding me their names are podma L dance do without a lamb [Laughter] costume this poor kid this poor kid right in front of his Crush too yeah what Happ that poor kid let let's hang out at the shack yeah next time next time I feel like that is ever yeah I do is this what she it's her own writing that you look nice remember you still there gr stand couldn't find the remote dude this show is fantastic can we go to the diner we're hungry same you have this in another animal I'm fine locking if you are wait what locking him inside the same thing oh some by beating that manliness tester manliness tester not exactly Manley Mannington hey I am two manle and let's not forget last Tuesday's incident incident yo we don't hate on Dancing Queen manhandle this man handle I guess I guess it is a manhandle oh it's him too so you think they're secretly dating no I think they're just a group of friends yeah yeah but it's only two of them this poor kid this is a manly man he touched him with his pinky pancakes for everyone well I mean you still got your pancakes dier that's what that's what matters I smell baby wipes weak weakness emotional issues issues oh my God it's an army of manur that's the that's the man cave oh my God it is crash in the yeah in theave look at this guys look at this I must confer with the high count wow play Lazy Susan I'm soft like a [Laughter] woman got just instantly grows back are you kidding me are you kidding me what iser R what the kind of [ __ ] is this that is leader R the manliest and bring back head of the multibear what the destructor is this yours never heard of disco girl in my life not mine I shall conquer the multi bear fire nostril I'm Coming For You multi bear wow he's like a different person it's dude that's so gross Bears child why have you come here to kill you seek your head one of them anyway no shot what just happened how did he a real man shows no mercy he took down a multi bear I wish to die listening to my favorite song Dancing Queen do you think it's a setup that girl is you changed this song so much so it wouldn't get copyrighted kill the multibear or another be a man and I guess I'll never be a man nothing could use more fixing than my grun stand also women live longer than your dating pool is smaller and you should really lower your stand wow oh my god dude here's my number here some pie on the house bro gets a number and some pie for free you were your own man and you stood up for yourself damn right you did what was right even though no one agreed with you I never thought that gr uncle Stan would be giving good advice I know wait a minute holy you have aest ha I do how did mael see that I don't know but she going to rip it out yes she is [Music] 100% yep I don't feel so good what a prankster supplies are Li Mr what it gr Uncle Stan doesn't have to be a party pooper way to get kids to spend money at the shack nice them with fun comments like that are why kids don't come to the mystery that's kind of facts though smother them with fun save the you know the old copier in my office I finally fixed the old girl up good is new wow good all right good as new good to know dude success another ghost oh sh I've seen thisis SpongeBob it's a 3D my God it is stay back ooh I think this copier can copy human beings do you realize what this means she is the best character in this show dude I love her so much she's so funny letting you be DJs you I got this book to teach me how to DJ right I love him I love unle Stan this party is my chance to make new friends I I could work with Wendy no getting out of it just the two of you alone all night oh oh oh this poor smuck you're not making one of those over complicated listy things are you that there so so when does maple actually get jealous banter I don't know I don't think she will final step is to ask her to dance he got a lot taller decided so organized just playing the trumpet checklist again the trumpet nothing can get in my way zipper you're except for mael I'm charging an exit fee of 15 bucks I've only got 13 we're tra he charges an exit fee hey Goofus now's your chance to ask [Music] go be right what no make God damn it di double pacing those are my three brothers and I'm you were a freak yep now you have to show me show me what the Big Dipper and that's why he's named Dipper oh my God no shot I guess we're both freaks he's going to get tired of that dot eventually never he said we weren't going to turn on each other I think we all knew we were lying that's why you don't make yourself I just love me I think we all knew we were lying goodness oh no is it the Amish at this point he's just at this point he's just proving to them why they made the right decision to not use technology like they've circled the wagons I got a good feeling about today a howdy everyone you all know me Pacifica Northwest I really do I hate her as well isn't that girl kind of like your arch enemy under the bridge not the girls like her yeah let's get this Pioneer started USA USA wow but pioner day is for serious people a puppy playing basketball that's genius hey I can be serious whoa do not attack Mabel's sweatshirt like that who wants to hear more about we've never seen Mabel sad before no we have not going to have to intervene here oh look the conable throw me in ye stocks oh come on what that's exactly what they're going to do no not him you actually look less gir than usual whoops I dropped one I dropped another one now we know why he didn't want to go yep I feel like I read something about pacifica's great great grandfather before there's a weird triangle indent on that plaque for the Statue really yeah I really something goes in it where oh my God this it's literally National Treasure see the triangle no where is this triangle you speak of solving a mystery will prove that I'm not silly I'm serious wow this map should lead us to the Gravity Falls mum of History so what is it Anyway those darn triangles stupid it worked like without Mabel this would have never happened down for the last time we are not going south for the winter our home is here you always say that she's piing my nose oh secret or of the triangle now Pacifica okay she just figures out these secrets so strangely feel triang triangle tell you it's going to come back to that statue I'll be so sad if it doesn't man Finn Franklin secretly was a woman the true founder of Gravity Falls was Sir Lord Quenton Trembley the third Esquire what TR bus I hate to do this but Qui trembling is a matter of National Security I don't think two random cops in Oregon know about National Security I don't think so sir for yourself what why does he just have that under his hat and it was so dusty shameful term was erased from history and officially replaced by William Henry Harrison as president and local nobody Nathaniel Northwest as founder of gravity fa why keep that a secret I know right oh sh fool thought it could live forever by encasing himself in a block of solid peanut who knew all we had to do was follow a little girl's trail of candy wers oh the littering this is why you don't Litter yeah that's why you don't litter is m going to eat the peanut bread though 100% dude and he's going to be alive still Yes 100% yep oh oh okay I thought she was going to eat the whole thing but that worked works too it is I qu tring you're alive pean that hole we will leap through it almost almost there good oh my God what oh it's the Woodpecker is that my third wife Sandy Sandy did you ever sign an official resignation salamander and jumped out the window bye bro I wonder who's going to be the new cops of Gravity Falls than I'd like to make you an official US Congressman leg I mean that did kind of happen in Oregon key oh it wasn't a triangle he called him rodri honestly dude I thought you nailed it was a jerk I actually I I was going to actually make a bet with you I was like n He he'll just win I can't make that bet and I should have I see your car is stuck in the mudter enjoy walk home I've to prove I've learned that being silly is after all that being silly can be awesome but you can [Laughter] stillest I love Dipper what but he just gave her the evidence didn't he basically yeah well I don't think they need they I I think just is just shattering her own oh true true is worthless away that's actually genius I love that guy time traveler Pig there she is hell yeah cheapest Fair money can rent I spared every expense oh that's that's not that's not good I spared every exp think the sky tram is broken Uncle Stan is that legal when there's no cops around anything's legal yeah the cops are gone now yeah they're on vacation there's nothing on earth that could knock me down yeah except for like a futuristic laser arm Canon there's going to be a futuristic laser arm Cannon 100% well there's a Time Traveler's Pig so yesion is proceeding as planned over this has to do with the basement 100% dude I want that watch we're getting closer to the I I think it'll be like episode 10 to 12 that's when they'll start revealing I said hey you want to hang out at the fair and you know what she said yeah I guess so yeah I guess so oh my gosh a pig when a pig she dropped the cotton candy she knocked people down I maybe she's always wanted a pig he said 15b are you some kind of witch what wor [ __ ] up with that everything is different now I don't know if grle Stan's going to be okay with a pig little girl you aim for the carne's head and take the prize when he's [Laughter] unconscious my oh no I'll go get some ice that's a big bag that's way too much ice he wants to oh no Robbie thanks that's really sweet what that's not good good forid the eye you wanted to go out with me yeah I guess so poor Dipper heart broken ripped out of his chest out through the ice bag you're stuff creature of indeterminate species Miss of indeterminate species so I was wondering if uh you uh look what Dipper got for me whatever can't even tell what species it is I hate this guy and close on the nose now to win my pig no not her dude now the real questions will Dipper rewind for her I think you will eventually oh no that was unexpected oh is this going to be like day one that's called a high five give me that I'm going right I don't think that's how that works Dipper what oh my God what the oh oh this is all sorts of jacked up what you your laser beams om mea baby enough about me behold hell we're going through all the episodes wait have they been they've been leaving an item in every previous episode I wonder we've transported to the End of Time basement yep how oh you think oh oh that would have been pretty dope not going to lie it was those kids and their leader wles I'll back and your never wow he's going to make them unexist that's tough yeah I'm talking to you haircut here it comes that's what you get gr good it's caramel I'm on it yo her like ey is already fixed yeah the snow cone does wonders apparently oh oh that was a good episode broken the Eternal of SP what are you looking at he didn't get the shoe I it was in the bag I think it was in the bag they just didn't show him grabbing it I've been Jing for seven days straight uh let him have this oh watch out fight fighters you kill my father again again back forward down hold quarter Circle forward triple punch well okay wait what okay look at this animation he's not a toy he's a fighting machine isn't that kind of like cheating I guess so well I'll see you after the fight you're not planning on taking me somewhere super high up are you never all right let's go are you kidding me who who was that guy why is it that whenever you're around there's always ghosts or monsters I don't know man GE I wonder go ahead man do your worst oh man I am so going to enjoy this here we go oh he looks all beat up oh and he's going to stroll up yeah sure or is he actually a wimp Wendy you're back I got some unpacking to do I'll text you guys later I did not expect that we need to make a cold war PCT we need to Le ha each other in silence you mean like what girls do yeah exactly each other in silence a man just a second so as I was [Laughter] saying wow blood rain that's my suit oh it's him it's this little did you see the YouTube comments he's eight this kid eight yeah to harm I need to take something from something that'll give me yeah little mini Mastermind bro before he become like this is like his his super villain Arc mhm oh he wants to take their the tax collector you found me off that was good timing run leave the tax man winner he's taking his money and running he's got a duffel bag full of cash we're that's how you get around taxes you know wait sh little old me you sneaky suck a lemon little man how dare you he knew you pass me that brainer the jar the lady one I got it rain's taller yeah she's taller not by much got exactly 1 mimet on you one MIM this millim is just the beginning I'm sibling bigger stronger I was awoken by the sound of mockery I love so much don't get short with your sister that was a low blow oh come on there's got to be some way to get taller height altering properties hidden deep within the forest yo they can't be giving away Secrets like this to get taller okay this so I just have to go to the forest to get taller whoa why do you think I go dis golfing I mean what never mind wow wow smaller Dipper's like a little genius notice anything different about me holy hot sauce you've grown an extra millimet what what can I say sis growth spurt I love that all he did was a millimeter what happened you know puberty and stuff doesn't make any sense wait a minute this is some kind of magic it doesn't notice the giant chest piece stf go away you I hate him with a bat and they'll devour this Shack with you inside hey what's that hey I want to take pictures of this I'll be back for you later now I'm actually kind of curious like what if there actually is a wizard in the closet there's got to be right right it's okay I can drink things too normal hand karate [Laughter] [Music] hey this episode is great oh no you think a big or small oh what the oh he's going put in the jar yep Oh Honey I Shrunk the Kids wow what happened to his mother oh my God I have a plan oh ew dude yeah it's a little weird I mean you got to do what you got to do but damn wow g e oh my God if only you could fly us back to the Mystery Shack h H that's what I'm talking about there's no way this is even possible you don't hey hey you got to believe man all you have to do is believe they're shrunken down this the flying balloon is the most believable thing we've seen so far is m stford p oh it's going to be Zeus No it's going to be Zeus cuz Zeus put the Hat oh you're probably right's definitely different here Stanford oh hi Gideon I've been looking for someone to try out my new Mirror Maze you're an idiot that's the end of this his hair's so shiny don't look directly at it squishy look tell my [Laughter] story it's okay he landed in the carpet there you are thought you could get away from me he cour Chip he is the best character I know oh my god dude property pycho care for the wrath of Gideon GLE Gideon GLE I don't even know how to respond to this I'm a formidable foe what can I say Jesus Christ and uh out the door my light you're the light of my life too pal freak Show there you dudes are okay oh no glue lots of glue H McGucket you know what he deserves it for real million so now what cross this town off our list okay what are the are odds I don't know man this was not planned just just to make this was not planned have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store not today my eyes he just smoke bomed I bucks I hate summer we let's move oh my God Buck literally just stole he's a bad influence on the kid I want to know more about the house though the basement same I I mean they're leading up to it the fact that Gideon knows definitely won't happen this episode though oh no oh uhoh oh my God disol in water what is that REM that studio jibli monster the one the that eats inside the spa oh no face yeah no face very it's definitely a ripoff of no face yeah oh yeah hell of a Halloween episode I was expecting it to be like kind of corny and I was wrong Seuss worked hard for that truck almost there SE no sorry today's been way stressful I need some levity no going to press another one are you kiding put batteries in it I'm always ahead cackling heads the voice of a generation oh my God sh where' they get weapons Halloween but they're like maybe I guess it is candy they're cutting Fair ew oh it's the candy he threw away yeah bottom of the bag that no one likes what the with like that white powder stuff on it you know that why you see those peanut butter cups nobody's throwing out Peanut Butter Cups yeah there's a peanut butter cup in there I don't I don't trust that what is that oh is it the kid from the beginning is he eating his way out oh no sis sup bro sup bro you want some of this oh my God just for someone to say that I was good Su corny I've been traumatized now what he kid take a bath oh he's going to SC oh he's going to scare with the yeah still got it oh my god did you notice that their their thing this has the arrows spells what where were you yeah what I uh what we didn't even get to eat any candy yeah that's [ __ ] that that sucks oh let's go now back to thear guy from Terror that SS not good pig yo pigs can eat anything I don't know about candy though you're evil I don't know if that's I love him so much I ate a man alive tonight this man is actually the best congratulations I like that guy style oh my God okay wow bleed them dry it's like when you look at tourists all you see are that is what he sees y I'm feeling car sick be astounded by the horrible PR Jean wolf boy oh oh look at him wow this is demeaning what I don't know demeaning of that word if you throw money at him Me dances oh my god dude thank you stick them on your bumper your husband's mouth am I right ladies she knows what I'm talking about yo she just sold them all wow question the Mark I ask people questions you know do a question dance do a question dance well Stan said I couldn't handle it he said what wow Mabel got really bothered by that I bet you'd make way more money being nice than being a big grumpy Grump to everyone all the time I'd make more money on vacation than you would running this place then why don't you go on vacation interesting all right but if you lose um yeah you got to wear this loser shirt all summer oh no at least he was nice enough to give the Hat 1983 number two because the real number one is you wow classic do you know how money works of to the and grab me a latte wait what she doesn't understand she's not ready I'm having a heart attack self-centered attention hog with no regard for human decency get him on TV wow I feel like that would work too so much shade just now it's ruined I'm so sorry please have a refund oh no take the rest of the day off with full pay of course uhoh that's not good the best boss yeah she definitely oh [Music] god oh dude it stin so bad ladies and gentlemen welcome I'm ready to solve no the game hasn't started shut your Y what the heck dude uh like what what is going right now he is the greatest con man off no go to commercial commcial he was really going to take a cash shower well maybe you need to start being a little bit tougher around yeah y'all with that like 5 minute break he an employee we got to round him up where's oh my God I told him to take a soothing nature walk ciz s is lost in nature with a question mark don't look do his evil eyes I wish we had an evil eye to show him oh no take a look at this yep as soon as she said that I was like mirror oh my gods on the floor cleaning that's yes wow what you s hours to turn this around not happening n of this to you think he's going to lose it right at the end bet them all on the bonus yeah I'm so curious I love him I love him like that [ __ ] am I a man am I a baby these are legitimate questions the question [Music] baby build the whole jar Jesus Christ to double your orose what do you want to bet the word is like free ask something please oh thank you thank you n thank you it's too many syllables just please yeah please even say it's oh my God the new boss get to work please I'm singing the song I shouldn't taken that chance now here's my remorseful dance what do you think oh my god there this land of ours there are many great FS but not more bottomless than the bottomless pit that's terrifying I would never get like that close close to that I would but I'd have myself like tied to a tree or something yeah like goodbye creepy Love Letters from Little gon yes not done getting rid of these yet oh no well that is a hell of a way to start the episode okay lately I've been a tinker with the voice alter in on account of horrifying voice but I'll still be in your me oh my God thanks this is not going to go well if youvive I was going to say like mans can build giant death robots I don't think a potion is is out of the equation morning Dipper oh this is the president of the United States of America magnificent [Laughter] his voice is great K kill I'll be right back after these messages you ready for your new voice this one should be permanent don't do it Dipper it's still mine and I wouldn't change it for anything not even for whatever was in this new vial I dumped it in Stan's Coffee any of you kids see my girdle where myle what's so funny I'm grun Stan guys do you see that oh no where are we going yo grle stand's ready to fight and they're back up top oh must be some kind of Wormhole but that's impossible no one will believe that's how you make some money yeah that's how you make some easy money right there age he'll be fine he'll be fine at 10° we're looking at the hottest day of the summer that sucks that it's a bad time for the squirrel and also for oh my God Museum I'm going to throw this pig out of the house you called my bluff Pig Gravity Falls pool today no that [ __ ] going to be crowded oh isn't there a lake they went fishing in remember to be on why do they not just go to the lake oh well I mean there was a monster in he'll be fine a he'll be fine oh who's this guy I don't know's new boy people say he's a mysterious loner oh he's going to be a mermaid isn't he look at his little mustache hairs you are clearly an AM go to him Seuss is just like a spirit animal in and of himself I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges plus I get the best beat in the house yeah you do how's she a lifeguard but she's so pale still dude are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest cuz I think you're winning what if I was assistant lifeguard that would be so much fun that's all it took checking with my first Mr P oh his name is p oh mother of oh wow oh he's one of those wow no no it has Silly Tangles mind if I byble you are so why comb perfect la oh my God property of [Laughter] Stan own branded towels move it you little troll first come first serve I'd grab him by his like little hair right there like his a little pador like swing him into the pool Fu his come on Wendy what jail you in for two hours for rough housing but I'm innocent as long as you don't wind up in solitary what what what the it's the knights that are the hardest it's Knights that are the hardest you have to stay away from me because I am a mer I thought you were going to see you had a girlfriend granted after the gnome after the gnome incident I can see this being okay yeah facts merman's vo has change when we were like three what so what's your name voices change at three merando this this cuz merando is my name all my strength I tried to escape back home but [Laughter] it o rip that Jesus look here's a scrapbook of hum do not touch like how do they just not notice does he like just go under water and like hide in a corner and here's my whole family kickboxing oh poor mayel what's wrong how I miss them Yo his dad is a Chad though mhm but escaping this pool required a plan that was bold and Dary get Dipper yeah I was just get like a couple buckets of water this is his escape attempt that went well and then the Wolves cake what what are you doing with your mouth so my lips were doing that cuz the candy was so sour can I have some candy [Laughter] no all right I'm going hey crle stand oh my God you going to be kidding me yeah did you forget bro huz what here too let's go go home go home s okay hey look windy in a bikini really at night he's such a oh my God why didn't she just drive through the other cuz we got to make it more complicated for de what the he's still in solitary he did say the nice were the worst now all I have to do is wait here 15 hours until the pool opens why this was a good plan got you Stan oh I think someone just SP by I needed the cooler to save my new friend because he's a merman like why didn't you just say that to begin with give him reverse CPR what that is that is that is reverse CPR though P the water [Music] like you know what it's like to fall for someone even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never literally you do anything that person man a guy that's a pool assistant right [Music] now to do that that needs to be the thumbnail right there go who is responsible for this and over the whistle boy should have stayed in the shallow end well stand for real did he just just eat that yeah yeah that's a that's a one more thing goes wrong today fre now [Music] fre just right through the p a poor kid how long has he been in solitary for it's a very long time he's accepted hey Dipper I got to go hang out with candy and grinda tonight do you think she's been going off on adventures with the girls oh God calling PR [Music] editionle this made me think about kissing oh my gosh oh we are Jesus Christ oh that's why I forgot they shared a room you're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear a makeover no way run dier no they got him oh no maybe not that is not [Music] smart I didn't expect an escalation that quickly this is still better fight oh yeah you go make them fight each other for [Laughter] it hey is it going to be the behind Bo no it's not the Secret Door no I actually wonder if gr even knows about this well his glasses are right there 1982 like they are baiting us I don't know just another room I got to clean up now he took those glasses uhuh all sneaky like looks like my shoes untied it [Laughter] me you guys notice the Illuminati pyramid sitting in the background there I did I did I did I did I just made stand an omet shaped like his own face I have seen the face of beauty might as well give up now oh he's collecting electricity I was going to Swip their bodies oh y oh my God yes am I in your body am I in your body oh that makes sense look at the symbol at the middle of the carpet I didn't even see it the circle [Laughter] [Laughter] oh uh I'll come back later creat of the night but I am also a creature of passion oh creature of passion spicy you're at that creepy age where you spy on girls huh guess it's the bees you know and mayel conversation why am I sweaty look it all begins with this little fell he may be little but he has big plans what the good old McGucket a bearded witch chasing a talking pig what are you gem you I love them shut up old man you're fat and dumb and you're a dummy and take that finally standing up to me huh like make him like him more the room belongs to you give it to you had me it shut up oh God I have to cut your oh God what are you doing negotiating tactic it's not going to work the pig is calling the buff again give you aace just never do that again yo that pig just got him a race need that room so bad I never even wanted to move out me either hanging out with you this Summer's been fun every night it's been like a day candy and Grenda and I'm well I guess as far as we know probably feeling awkward and sweaty H she did have that talk yeah she she knows more about than he does know oh yeah she does birds and the bees oh no I trained back I'll still eat you what hey I've been thinking and the answer is oh my God I will marry you what let's go s Gus he got a pay raise and a wife they're getting older I mean you know I mean you got to think they're in that age right like they're 12 like it's not going to be that long before they'll want their own room yeah very true hey look that window's a triangle what are we going to do with that new room God damn it they keep teasing us we got to be close though we have 17 18 1920 left first you stand me up last night and instead of apologizing you want me to go to Lookout points over here smart man before you do anything crazy I I uh I want you to hear this he's going to sing her a song this work what the spider W I wrote this for you this is some like curse music she's going to fall in love with him and Dipper might too yeah he's also watching I'll give you another chance oh or not it didn't work on dipper this is Granda time wow okay don't don't don't step on on G Granda time okay mm- should have online used fley that's that's not where you that's not where you get tickets SE fley is not that's not should have use SeatGeek you're mixing you're mixing up the wrong websites here dude I don't think 12-year-old should be on fanly man I think that's illegal actually it probably is it's a CD did they smuggle them out money we stole we are criminals we will cut you what the you there I found this trail of frosted tips leading to this very boys around here only when I look in the mirror up top good for you s good for you yes s love yourself what what wow what what the took all day but IED it to aord later dor cat you on the rewind oh and now he's going to rewind it there it is [Music] rewind that was great finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face wow gr St didn't even put pants on NOP doesn't give a weird n didn't show up so I I guess it's just you and me yeah I'm sure bro what trunco stands a badass that's Mr Pines to you yeah he recorded it remember said look you've got to hear this I don't care about the messages you said you wrote that song big liar o Freo the Sun bright that is the's making my burn straight painful don't stare at the sun yes Dan off into the sunset last a week no they won't they definitely will not wait a second is something rooting through our trash beautiful men always out of my [Laughter] trash all right that for terod it's pterodactyl this is Jurassic Park this is great almost ran over my own a oh sorry dude I killed that Fairy Oh my god wow let him let him down easy the pterodactyl do I does his hat just have a packman on it nope oh oh one was enough yeah but yep I knew that was going to happen I swear grunlan you better save Waddles dumbest thing I've ever done gr's going in then you're going to have to get through me you flying devil you're going to fight him you going to punch the par the P God damn it the paral oh they're going to get SW hole okay what we have to get in a straight line I believe that man is aortal he really is this is actually true wow you did it what about gr uncle Stan oh oh my God he actually is he's punching him in the face what [Music] the you're okay thing is very agile for a thing that's supposed to fly oh sh uhoh I wait H the concern is the geyser of all the things that could have be could have been a concern this episode The geyser not grle s punching a petl no no cuz that was pretty epic pun him in the face and that's what I got to do that's kind of sappy oh yeah pterodactyl Bros pterodactyl Bros Seuss is the best no matter what he does he really is Grandpa Grandpa the king give us Grandpa the kid oh never mind that's not what I expected Grandpa the kid to look like yeah I think they're using kid as like the reference to thew permanent record Boo there's a bat in the kitchen don't worry I got this under control Dipper take care of it Dippers got it do it cuz life ain't Fair now go fight a bat so we can watch TV life a oh we got a standoff here in the living rooms are more afraid of you than you are of them maybe I'm thinking of [Laughter] ducklings wow hell of a [Music] transition that poor voice oh my God is he going to get oh [ __ ] that is concerning triangle triangle there's also eyeballs in the tree I know enter the mind of Stanford pin and steal the Cod to why wouldn't you just have him steal the deed yeah right oh wait what was that yo that was definitely a symbol related to the secret group that he is related to and is hidden in the bucker you think you think he's in a secret group yes and I told you the Hat was the key I'm must stand by this illus [Laughter] wow memories he was in jail once Rico you're the two best colan Colombian prison wow I hope be non specific excuse non specific excuse look guys memories about me clay Insanity a good idea yeah let's just keep moving more moving oh he's definitely going in that door mhm 100% he's a loser he's weak he's utter embarrassed just want to get rid of him no he meant it as in I want to make him stronger and not such a wimp and build character he just didn't hear it all oh my god oh if people knew the truth I secretly have how dare they there's your teaser right there oh sh okay they they did find it but they found it for the triangle guy yeah under the rug but if you're going to wait he's using his mind hey guys I just saw memory oh it's a triangle it's a triangle all Incognito it's funny how dumb you are I just want to get rid of him those are all things people said about me when I was a boy H faor all along give me that back my left hook left hook left hook shouts out left hook I'm actually proud of him just don't ever tell him that his head's big enough as it is that's true true oh whoa kid what are you doing here let's fix that up what the telling you he's cuz he knows the secrets you can do whatever you can imagine in here he's self his subconscious is self-aware that's a fact he self aware that's he's self aware night yo GLE Stan has the secrets he has the secrets he's so I really think that see after seeing this dude I think season 2 is about to be back crazy it's everything I ever feared oh no my cuteness just gone he like just died ni what the just think of fting and it'll like [Music] this kitten fist go she shooting them that would be the scariest thing to have stomach beam [Music] [Laughter] Shields this is going soic it hurts it's like look like you got a poop you're a lot more clever than you look especially the fat one he's talking about you oh no I'll be watching you oh see that's that's st's hat hat the Pac-Man St must be waking up bro what the going on don't come back I don't care for yall don't don't come back I don't care for yall this is why security cameras are important better Wendy oh yeah Wendy lost her job Jack my dad we need you here well here's his motivation the K loves eucalyptus trees good save and he said saved it out loud oh my God stop what are you talking about you took the only Journal I ever had what do you even want with these journals any he's so creepy this is just so weird overcome your doubts no shot let's go there he is okay all right that's a really far jump oh sh oh that breaks [Laughter] though oh they're going to fall down oh yeah 100% he's stronger than you thought yeah stop hitting yourself get him oh it's like the Gravitron at Affair Kaboom what what was what was powering that machine don't put it pck yeah McGucket makes some crazy okay three nuclear devices are probably in there oh yeah dude easily the grappling hook let's go dude oh look the books only one of them oh and it looks like Gideon arrest them what what we trust Gideon and nothing of a miracle could ever change the miracle the miracle I've got something he knocked the the cop car over like take a good look we gave you our trust well that's on you I feel like it's on them you can't trust people that are too nice the timey handcuffs H just one more thing I believe this belongs to me he grabbed the book too yeah he definitely did on theiling are still there even you darl now I know where you've been getting it all from spook and monsters he's pretending this man's pretending totally it's all real yeah mind if I borrow this wait no stand magic book what a crafty s we're going to see it no we're going to see it we are totally going to see it where's the where's the he now has all three books I bet he has all three now what a boring old Manan that anyway because he old man come on stopad here we go it's night time night y oh vending machine let's go let's go let's go the Illuminati rug has that always been there oh the slow intro music playing too and really wait one two and three what what is happening he has different levels for the books no I think it's what is going I think he wrote them honestly why why does he have a periscope what what is that secret symbol on the side yep all three he has number one oh man I was right you put them together triangle what is he trying to do I'm he just wants a cool attraction that would be funny here we go that's the end we're not going to find out season here we go it's for season 2 that is the hardest setup for season 2 I've ever seen I'm not I'm so happy we reacted to this I understand the hype now like it has been such a good show in general and and this setup dude season 2 is about to be insane yeah that is an epic setup for season 2 let us know in the comments how bad the weight was if you were watching this when it first came out cuz I can't even imagine I'm so happy that we don't have to wait because we're about to go record do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy season 2 is here boys we are starting at night which makes me hopeful mhm oh yeah okay there's the rumble probably starting it oh really really this is great I'm telling you bro I have a feeling season 2 is going to be bad I love that she's just holding the grapple hook my greatest achievement probably should have worn p what I love the picture of Mabel and Dipper down there though how did he create all this it all have I don't know I've come this far who could possibly catch me now wait wait wait can we go back real quick the six finger glove yeah why did he have that was a six-finger glove right yeah I mean there was an extra finger that wasn't being used why did he why does he have a six finger cuzz everything he or everything he bu eyes is is is is cheap and it's cheap for a reason cuz it's probably badly made there there it is what I mean we know about like the time dude was looking at Gravity Falls like it's coming from deep space what I suspect it gentlemen we're going to Gravity Falls I didn't realize Gravity Falls was that small yeah it's not it's a very small time we're here to celebrate the defeat of that skunk little Gideon Dam boo [Applause] harder camera's a cinder block Toby I just want to be okay smile for the real camera love how she literally has a watermelon sweater everything is finally going my way hey gr Stan now that we have a moment I've Journal back what Journal you mean this old thing it was so boring I couldn't even finish it oh he copied it bro [Laughter] wow and he used the Met he that was the magic copier wasn't it I think soan almost destroyed the town to get his hands on this journal but why who wrote it where are all the other journals literally everything that the viewers are thinking hug going on right under our noses and it's time we stop quite literally under their noises you can tell he planned it too cuz he's like halfway through the summer there's only two seasons code word I'm supposed to yell when I see a government vehicle wait what government veh Fu if you want arrested yeah you never shut down the gift shop wouldn't it make more sense to leave the gift shop open glob these rare photos of American presidents my name is Agent po this is Agent trigger pause real quick he he totally tried to gamble literally just tried to so he slipped that in real it took me a second to realize he was literally offering a bribe right there paranormal origin all connected to this town we're just one small lead away from he's going to show him the journal 100% I found this journal in the woods which has almost all the answers yeah they're not going to work together but they're totally just going to take your book and go I knew it God damn it it is Nick Offerman come in I have so much to show you oh God I'm confiscating this for evidence smart move what wow Kido dude they've gotten some like crazy C voice actors on this you don't understand don't go talking to those agents he leaned on the little machine and it closed only book you'll need tonight is right here what karaoke sounds Carrie OK I could do this all day I tried it's about sounding terrible together that's why I hate karaoke if I go into Stan's room I could get in so much trouble it's true probably right right that's what makes it fun dummy facts though is that a boom box sweater see for yourself poke her sweater game is Just dude I mean she just got the drip Mabel got the drip Wendy dier how are those posters coming along he's definitely on edge now way more than I like that Dipper has his own thing on the door for not entering you why does he have a skull in his room though cuz you know Gravity Fall honey cologne gold chains brass knuckles fly clothed women magazines wait a minute yeah but the magazine said fully clothed women yes I loved it there was there's a gun oh that's a knife agent hi this is Dipper why would you call in that room I'm 100% positive sorry Dipper I got distracted now go enjoy the rest of the party cuz when it's over you're grounded damn I think he knows he can't be too mean because like Dipper's not wrong yeah we got to see we know the code the fact that he's going there during the party is interesting we' got complaints about the party in town turn it up a yeah baby your dreams she the funny I'm so glad to see together we can C all the bigs of Gravity Falls they 100% just going to they're going to steal the book they could take the book you should send it to the lab your uncle was right about that overactive imag oh oh noells listen Corpus lus oh God damn it why would you do this they're like oh we should have listened to the kid oh oh he just summoned an undead trust me I see stuff like this all the time good thing it was just that one oh God oh my God dier he started the zombie apocalypse don't you guys have guns like what the oh no oh my [Music] God oh God what did you do raise the Dead zombies Don't Panic maybe they're just a really ugly flash mob I think it's like you couldn't have done you couldn't have just gotten the Gnomes second thought what can I eat your brains y or name seeing some yay faces over here seeing some yay faces over here S no plausible deniability Disco Zombies it's a real Rave what do we do where stand he's in the basement believe in the Supernatural God damn it those agents could ruin everything the agents are dead he's stubborn that's his problem sort of like me I suppose oh the hand on the book is also has six fingers oh you're right that sucker H dude she just smacked the sh zombie uh-huh [Music] what the it's got to be grle Stan yeah it's got to be yep coming out from the all right you Undead jerks you ready to die twice this is not what I thought was going to happen I know I said was going to pop off I didn't mean this much oh the can't deny magic exist anymore right what are you talking about he's telling he's telling him he's telling him let try to protect you from it bro grungle Stan is such a Chad you're not wrong Journal would help us but there's nothing in there about defeating zombies oh it's going to have special ink yeah the black light what the blank pages aren't blank but they're written in some kind of invisible ink invisible ink he didn't even know previously thought to be Invincible their skulls can be shattered by A Perfect three-part Harmony oh of course they're family baned let's go and she has the karaoke machine there is three think about it though there is three books it kind of makes sense oh gossiping Housewives is on I would I would laugh if Seuss isn't actually a zombie and it's just it's just him thinking he is so he's just acting like [Music] it got my favorite dress on [Music] [Laughter] is this is how you can end a zombie apocalypse guys yeah we need to take notes karaoke deal with it zie idiot and now they all know this guys I totally invisible Inc like dude we're in a completely different level as long as you promise me that you don't have any other bombshell secrets about this town promise a you son of a [ __ ] whole chapter of mysteries to explore [Music] [Laughter] wow okay it's just oh we missed the we missed the code it's fine it's fine I'll look it up chadly nearly almost dead oh yeah Robbie how's uh how's all that going winky frown what does that even mean wanted to join me and Mabel on this mystery hunt tomorrow see bro she's clueless yeah dude I love doing junk with friends friends that poor bastard he's in the friend zone yeah that's not changing I wonder if that piece of paper is ever going to friends uh probably oh that's I was about to say that's what exactly caused all this Damage Big woodpecker keep the change I'm winking under my I works for me insurance fraud let's go hey man you got to do what you got to do you know according to this new clue we may have found his secret hiding place find that off prepare for the end last resort I've been wanting to go adventuring with you guys anytime you want to I'm we're always us uhoh I know what matters to me now and it's finding the author of thisam he's losing his sh need to put on my skeptical I've moved on Branch kind of look like a lever huh definitely looks like a lover wow wow that's a really poorly yeah she's a badass Lumberjack girl what the how is she so prepared for this Wendy is like like the most badass female like you'll ever find in a show wa prepare for the end boys for real it's like he was preparing for a disaster but what kind of disaster would he 2045 wow oh my gosh a lot of TNT a SM dispenser I remember this yes I will have some of your old thy face food y might still be alive down here Maple [ __ ] crawling oh [ __ ] yo I really wanted to lead to grle stand's basement I don't think it is going to but I wanted to was this place built in the past or the future someone's stepping on that uhhuh oh right there well the symbols it's hard to be scared with caterpillars on your pH come on come on security room [Music] damn Mabel ohel [Music] shees oh he lost his jacket he lose the book then no I hope not Che it out dud what the dear Wendy I've always had a crush on no man hey Dipper look what I found stop don't do it what are you do I it's tell her already another you'll feel better after know about all that I believe that he heals yeah yeah like but like had he told her a week goes by two weeks go by they're good everything's all good this never happened maybe he needs a little push look at the face she's making [ __ ] crazy oh she's swiping that letter uhhuh or she going to push him push in the glos US soon as you tell Wy pets again that's besides the point yep decontamination closet oh sh Wendy I I I'm going to find another way out wait what he would rather risk a life than say it this man crazy oh my God this no hell no not with a massive SP dude I don't know oh it's an ant or a caterpillar wait what that's the guy is that the guy oh [ __ ] ripped out a monster's tongue yeah you did you Shad why did you build this bunker my boy I'd love to discuss this in time oh we're never going to find out no what a shape shifter able to take the form of any one or oh I wonder if if that is the shape shifter yeah is definitely the shape shifter Dazzle look at this tuby thing Frozen Frozen oh god oh no experiment number 210 the shape shifter plac in cryostasis dipp say there was a monster in there with them you know Dipper jokes are terrible it was The Shape Shifter I lost my journal so many years ago did you say journals wait wait wait the shape shifter used what y it be oh yes after all these years he doesn't know about the black light though probably that's how to find out yep to sweater game is out of this world it's aard I love hers dude mapel is definitely the best character in The Show for sure Dipper that yep we should probably get Shape Shifter you're not going anywhere that is not what I expected wow what the fck how that six finger nerd hasn't been himself in 30 years but I do let's go okay all right all right hold on has been himself the book has six fingers as we know on the cover the glove that was in that basement had six fingers yeah I think you were right I think thatand didn't do it but we don't know for sure we don't know for sure I think he bought the Mystery Shack and he found the first book and all like that's why there's a secret room and that's why there's a secret basement he just bought it and found out some Secrets we'll see I think you're right but we'll see Wendy's such a badass damn wow that's terrifying that is terrifying was smart kind of actually I don't know maybe now they don't have a light though yeah I know Mabel's a light Mabel's a light that's true just blood man we got attacked by the shape he is going to have some issues this episode I tell you what I say we return the favor destroy him whatpp my boy she's literally just an action hero at this point mm for real throw in cryostasis smart R oh my God Jesus should I be one ooh but her sweatshirt wouldn't light up I bet oh I'm sure what the that is that's kind of weird that is terrifying she just pulls out the axe y God damn it Seuss oh it's got all of them now though oh no oh no will he give her mouth the mouth but I was too scared and now or worse and I never even got a chance to tell you I'm like in love with you Wendy oh awkward give me back that Turtle never so we know which Wendy ooo only one of them have the skills of a lumberjack I I don't know who's who Give Me A Sign oh there it is oo push him in God damn dude oh Frozen no hell no dude let's get out of here dud yeah I agree with Su and this will be the last form you ever take it's going to get Frozen like that bro I'm telling you man this season is going to be bad crazy good luck sleeping tonight I always kind of knew I mean you think I can't hear that stuff you're constantly Whispering under your I'm like super flattered but I'm too old for you and if you ever stop being my friend I would like throw myself into the bottomless pit which you would come out of as we know yeah but you know yeah dude yay I'm happy for Dipper night tomorrow your place this time okay I'm happy that that's been lifted yeah yeah I'm glad that it's it's been finally addressed at least I got a scien Co and briefcase who I knew it was a laptop that's not a brief laptop I bet I could get this thing fixed up in a few days it's going to take a lot of duct tape duct tape oh what is that code on the laptop I don't know property bro I'm telling you man this is going to this season is just going to be go go go go go what oh no rival oh noage of course she did that makeup what a boomer I mean he's like the definition of Boomer uncle yeah I need something to get my mind off this would they add like a little adult references like that yeah oh let's go it's a Renaissance Fair shut oh hell yeah this is about to be a ridiculous oh no it's no it's a Min golf Renaissance mini golf and the yep let's go with that yep you know you hold that down Waddles Waddles Min she's way overprepared for miniature golf she's like you when we go dis golfing she's a champion o what or why are you hitting it like it's an iron why not I'll take what I can get sometimes you got those stickers I need those stickers she is actually a pro oh man M she even calculated for old man mgu Family actually has talent grle Stan wow no don't worry about still an impressive shot MH you're still better than anyone else in gravity oh it's going to be Pacifica ah I didn't know it was Hobo's golf free day Zeus would it be wrong to punch a child wow Olympics had mini golf once I took go what sport Olympics had mini golf one time and he got gold bonus hole why does she have a t yeah that is confusing enjoy second place give her a handful I hate her one dimensional Bach Valley stere whoa facts all of that was facts God damn oh it's thund the war has begun this was supposed to be a chill miniature golf episode boys uh-uh not in Gravity Falls it ain't you me midnight we'll oh no midnight golf for people who lost at mini golf is over there as fast bro mael is the best character mhm like girls prepared just they could have walked around this side ridiculous oh hey a dude have you noticed like his character development slow become more attached yeah yeah like ever since he almost lost them paf I hacked it 100% you hear that is there a monster in there there's going to be some kinding under it what what is that's what's under those machines it all makes sense now that's why there's a windmill mhm and we control the balls behold this is glorious so what are you hug Lings doing here anyway hug Lings tournament against my rival Pacifica put a CL in at your windmill lovers what the we are the ball Masters say Pates they all [Music] [Laughter] have what the fck is happening oh no oh God God maybe an award or like a trophy I don't know but stier sticker give the sticker ever group does a better job of helping us win cheating who cares you and Gravity Falls girl that's facts yo spin Dipper is a [Laughter] genius I love him Wow Wow Let's Go they're a full on on cheating bro I wonder what cute silly things are going on down there oh probably no oh it's going to be not cute and Silly's been a gas leak anyone who goes in there will die you can do this this all for a sticker all for to prove who's the best at manipulating the balls that was bous hey hey little high she's going to find out what happened I mean think about it I'm globally ranked it's ridiculous that she's beating me GL ranked at miniature gol I always forg about theit get me a onege oh God they're straight up kidnapping her what turn it turns around this is bad what's going on here oh my God what's better than beating Pacifica killing her right oh my God where's my phone Savage no one gets the [Music] sticker maybe the only way to be the best is by ending the fighting and working together what you're not supposed to hey man just let it happen oh this has escalated oh no oh god oh my god what the is happening I don't think I can ever see a miniature golf course the same ever again they're worth more than your house you know on second thought maybe I will wow it's just turned into so much more I'll get a new one I'll get a new one wow bonus what the this is easy like I this might be one of the best this has got to be easily like top three but if you think just because you saved my life by Sor that is the most adorable way to apologize right there hey I found two tacos and tell your servant I like is W neck SNS in the end ordinary kid like us no no no it's nah what charged her for that taco that yeah you should have charged her for the ride the taco everything oh no but France will have his day fron will bye fron can I go now oh my God yes don't now never dude that episode was so good we could learn the identity of the author and unravel the greatest mysteries of Gravity Falls I do want to know who the author of the books was same property of f so any names that start with f we have to keep in mind triangle give me some of that honey well that got weird just the oh boy just oh boy are you kidding me I'm puppet crazy people call me puppet crazy Mabel I don't think that's true I mean totally working on a puppet show oh what are the details oh my gosh if you help me with this for just a couple of days I promise I'll help you with the password it's for love dipper this guy he's number one we're close to something big here I can feel it hey the triangle guy let go did we really just get teased and then they're just like all we're going to go back and do the episode now bye I feel like she should have just had Seuss help her oh all right well never mind then she recruited everybody M they'll be even Waddles look at Waddles armored up right there I think the password might be like mystery or something like that oh it's triangle man he's like hello Dipper guy here have a head that's always screaming What the fu okay wow ready to make a deal I feel like Dipper might make the deal oh it was kind of accurate wow very accurate wow he just planted the seed that's all it was like he basically incepted him right mhm yeah what the f how is he roller playing on dirt it's actually impressive yeah take oh my god wow holy sh many failed ENT dat erase in minutes I only have one more try I feel like he's sleeping right now well well all I want is a puppet seems to me one little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe he's not he's not wrong one pie puppet in exchange for the secret of the universe yeah so what puppet are you going to pick anyway him miny yep what did you do to my I mean yeah I guess he he didn't specify which puppet sorry kid but you're puppet now terrifying dude you've been getting way too close to figuring out some major answers oh sh now I just need to destroy your Journal race you to the bottom of the stairs what I mean I guess it's not his body right he doesn't care what happens to it it's going to H hurt tomorrow mhm but how can you stop me if you don't exist this is one hell of an episode where' you put my journal again I used it as a prop for The Big Wedding SC what if I play the r oh my God his arms look how he's holding his arms there this kind of impressive she did this in what a couple couple days right hey what's up I'm gab I feel like this kind of also proves that she had no plans and this was all improved what did Bill say I can't be heard without a vessel he's going to get into a puppet yep oh my God yep book didn't me about this divver you need to help me you have to find the journal before Bill destroys it but my que's coming up any minute hey mayel do you have a moment she really is maybe later you could join me for biscotti you drive a biscotti oh my God loves it can't we wait until after the show girl like what wasn't forever I'm sorry it looks funny when you're mad at the same time I feel like that's probably not supposed to be oh it is he's he's the script okay come on come on there must be a way to get Dipper's body back Bill Dipper [Laughter] bierer it's slipping so she has to choose between the show and the book mhm who would sacrifice everything they've worked for just for their dumb sibling Dipper would that's true he did actually sacrifice it a few times out of my body you evil triangle you haven't slept in over 24 hours I'm on Mega sh of Mega sh scratch mosquito bit what what whoa hey quickly I'm in my own body just as underwhelming as I remember this is last you'll hear of me stop me I'm sorry Gabe that seems dangerous it's kind of impressive a little dangerous [Music] yeah he's going to she did know she did say pyrotechnics didn't she yes he thinks this is all planned or not oh wow I mean they did just destroy the whole stage true you've made a mockery of my art form let's go my loves oh oh you dodged a bullet girl yeah I don't dodg the bullet there yeah oh my God has something to to you sorer but the dumb guy should have cared about was you she always comes back to it though yeah that's what I'm saying it's usually come back blame puberty just blame puberty you look like you could use a hand wow every episode is took that was such a good one somebody dictate my will saved me night Y is this is this going to be a Seuss episode oh my God please theer it is yes your cousin regie is having an engagement party next but he's like the poor man Seuss I do not want I would like to see you settled before I Ascend to heaven and live with the angels and with gr no he is not there oh my Lord oh god dude you're dead I'm dead don't you want to use that nickel to get a nugget from old Goldie this man's is just hiding behind trying to get a nickel from a [Laughter] kid what wow but old Goldie's a classic showstopper like me kill it classic showstopper kill it just use your mouth to say words that makes romance happen that not to not to customers man good I'm a what that was an overreaction wow you're a sweet guy with a steady job would you date him damn we're going to get you that date we're taking you where yo he already got remember the episode where the pig took over his body and he got like a wife hey I've been thinking and the answer is yes I will marry you wait I don't remember anything about right yeah true what if I embarrass myself again you can't be any worse at this than Dipper yeah yeah she's not wrong but damn that was cold mhm you know pigs have a hard time walking backwards not that I'm calling you a pig where are you going where are you going edgy on purpose I love you what what the hell Money Take My Money Take It All oh no oh no oh no lifeim of loneliness Dr punch who could love me fighty hog oh is this how he's going to learn how to be romantic out of 10 bement dwellers recomend look at this sweaty dude right there basement dwellers recommend rather just click your face you are so funny man this game is amazing I'd rather just click your face new boyfriend oh no oh God uhoh it's almost like you're actually alive yes uh uhoh oh it's not even plugged in we're supposed to help him with matchmaking today yeah I wore my motivational sweater and everything ni he didn't come in today it's the first time he's missed work ever that would be a concern uh you're pretty and Pixy and so agreeable you don't have to wish a goodbye it's just a game is it it's not like I'm going anywhere I'm scared oh god oh it's going to oh what what time to read SS's diary what what that's so mean I'll take the L's bathroom build the beaver when you're that old you know no explanation menus no explanation menus undo undo you can't undo who you are what what what what that's not terrifying at all what's important is you don't have to talk to real girls ever again you and me can be together forever whoa okay sort of a red flag insert to continue oh sorry oh she's going to like a goofy guy isn't she that you're a grown man riding a little train Y at least you get to work at meat extreme lunch are the food of the future I feel the same way oh my God should check out the best restaurant of all time You' heard ofl oh she's interested y she doing the hair thing she doing the hair thing she interested boom done perfect I'll see you then see it's it's funny cuz he he actually was really smooth with that right like yeah he was really smooth because he he wasn't uncomfortable cuz she wasn't like judging him I feel like when people start judging him is when he gets like Z made eye cont it was like youve done this a million times I love that they were just watching I likey she's good to me can a computer game go to Reggie's engagement party with you he's like oh sh we got oh no oh no the girls out there will just make fun of you you you really think so I know so hardcore gaslighter right there you're my boyfriend now sit down in that chair oh my God pause yo that's that's genius maybe having a cursed Robo girlfriend wasn't a good idea no she escaped she escaped oh god oh I really hope I really hope that somehow being attacked by a crazy AI computer thing will somehow make their relationship better I hope it doesn't ruin it for him remember what your love look at the sweater he's wearing what are her stories interesting and who to pay for dinner Su good show man way to warm him up I wish I was more like you what weird animatronic I ate the decorational bamboo in a Chinese restaurant like a big old Panda just s to say whatever pops into my uh how funny that they go on to an arcade date right you paused me this man's in trouble now are you sure I really don't tell her just tell her tell her what's happening maybe it's pronounced it's it's giany bro giffany cuz she's a gif oh God tiny tiny enemies oh God apprach y she just oh my gods the uhoh Hello friends ha the owl is dead we got to get out of here oh hey hands is in my arms them oh God no what the have scary arms done out with the old with the new is it going to come alive Invincible oh I hope not oh [Music] no damn s is strong dude dating simul sence and went crazy oh am crazy I'll distractor while Dipper and Mabel keep you safe it's the only way Seuss these are children children she's underestimating these children they've dealt with much she is so bad let's go [Laughter] oh got to look for that gold yo she a bad ass too delet you too burn the cursed disc Tiff if she's already sentient though destroying the disc wouldn't yeah I don't know I I just once I saw the fire I was like that's got to be what he's going to do I don't know how it works but whatever maybe maybe the the disc is actually her heart you know I mean maybe possibly maybe like the no the magic is fueled by the like the magic is in the disc so that's what fuels all of this it's the power friendship that like overcame everything old HBS are going to Vegas oh okay have fun D he's taking him to Vegas but we can video chat if that's okay with you a relationship with a girl that I can only see through my computer sounds perfect oh no oh God ah close enough I mean at least they got to physically meet each other first she there following us she life is my Opera understand oh my God they really go to Vegas wow that was amazing that was episode five it's starting off very spooky Little Gift Shop of Horrors you think we're going oh another Halloween episode tailes designed to sell my merchandise smart man what oh this is uh they're they're meing on Tales from the Crypt something funny I heard oh oh my God hands off no seriously hands off that's not for sale all right the eye of s yeah that was literally the iar on anyway let's talking more watching get your hands off my whoa freak Show he just left the money there though he did right good job heting okay that's why is that thing behind his said baby Parts maybe yes hey anyone want to buy a wet blanket we got a wet blanket I can't survive in this m looks like I got off scott free oh Mabel sweetie will you make your uncle some hands h say hello to your No Hands INE end quote hands are overrated ah oh the hand lives in a horrible hand on hand M oh okay kid I can't tap anything oh those are his hands oh my God how did you oh no it's not dude this is where that hand came from from Adam's Family how many people have stolen those crappy gold watches apparently a lot [Laughter] Al your hands cannot be C they just made her she's got a throne a hand thr can only be broken by a kiss a kiss on the lip yeah you're just making stuff up now even the kid even Dippers sided with a I'm just trying to get something going so hard to meet people these days so this was all just a what a beautiful braid wow long bring someone back here without keeping their hands hostage a handle labra no no handle labra then watch me work oh God this doesn't surprise me how did this turn into hey time to take a look at your fantastic new her feet are hands and it really throws me off men will definitely tolerate you now and I pick pickup L how about here's your hands back yeah shaky scratchy I've missed you old shaky you're all right sister will you be my boyfriend now no I learned nothing girl are those space pants because your butt looks out of this world damn dude yes that was good that was real good God perhaps you'd be interested in buying um this magic Pig no not Waddles you can't s wles interesting story I'm about to make up about him and it's called a bonings a baconing I'm so hyped for this trying to solve this intelligence puzzle but it seems impossible maybe you're just not smart enough B and the hog and the am we'll see about that oh no to increase brain power grind it up and apply to the forehead overnight tomorrow I own why do I feel like he's about to have a huge ass head oh no the pig's going to eat the rest of it isn't it oh no no Waddles no he's going to be so smart oh Dipper rip Dipper oh my God greetings friends it is I Waddles waddles the pig right the Pig goes oink the pig goes oink yeah he's a different don't forget the laser gun we made for candy death to my enemies no wles will be able to solve all the greatest puzzles of the universe the origin of Life why dudes have nipples is going to be world famous meeting with that was so good what about helping me do you really want to spend your whole life in meetings with don't you remember a little flashback what good is helping the world if I can't help my favorite person in the world good thing I built in a dum dum switch what okay by smart Waddles wait couldn't Dipper just use that to increase his yeah just go get another just go get another mushroom well he could just use the machine he could just turn into true wonder if Dipper's going to go into the machine no no like these spooky movies you watch the movie you scare the girl this is a kid show sir this tail is called what oh no okay I I was expecting clation I hate it okay we're good in yourself that just put me 90 minutes closer to death oh no maybe oh okay well your sister's broken Mabel has a childhood Terror of old timey stop motion animation what the Cyclops his face is made of nightmares they wait for you and crawl inside your mouth what what there's got to be a way to get her over this oh no that's not a good sign oh no they brought the whole basket figures moved around one frame at a time by an antisocial shut in those people are called animators damn there is nothing here to be afraid of oh it is clamation look at that interesting how they were able to add it in like this though I know what the is it happening this episode is wild oh no I'm afraid they want you oh no how are these things real what about stop motion what do you really believe he's from Gravity Falls like one frame at a time I'm not a MAG IED hey one I CL yeah talking to you Dum d what what wipe that face off your face wow what the for you it's yo she's a master Craftsman okay that's true so you're not scared anymore oh I'm scared twice as much now but now I know it's rational it's rational this is an impressive fight though I'm glad I'm they make how expensive is and then don't show it what are you going to buy how about this delicious potion here have a free sample what the my you had the chance buddy what that's okay I'll have something new for sale very soon oh oh and here we have our latest attraction the legendary cheps gate I saw blinking step right up what the legendary cheap skate the hell right I'm a jerk hey want to play tic tac toe I don't think you're playing this right I need I got to know what those that was fantastic this is not exactly a place I'd want to eat oh no what is old your knees your knees the gbly your back without eting I'm to resort to cannibalism magic what she going to call Uncle s oh no no 911 it's unbelievable it is unseen the cult episode apparently makes sense back to pie I was this close to eating you Steve close to eating you I I want to know more I like the little flash of Bill they do at the very end of the I didn't know I never noticed the flash of Bill until now not again eando he was oh yeah merando hopes are way way up he's going to have found somebody wedding invitation maybe that I must inform you I'm getting married damn H man calm down to prevent an UND Civil War how did you call [Music] that Queen of the man oh he looks miserable I'm still trying to find the author of this journal but with his laptop I love the difference between their their goals for the summerer look find a boyfriend uncover the secrets of Gravity Falls mck Labs old man mucket what you don't think it couldn't be it doesn't make any sense maybe before he lost his mind Old Man McGucket wrote the journal no way he obviously very smart yeah he he does build wild things old man mck are you here is Old Man McGucket going to have like some kind of secret laboratory underneath the junkyard I I wouldn't be surprised Mick suck it I can't remember what I used to be but I must have been a big failure to end up like this the son offers no comment sure you didn't write it he's got a son oh maybe everything before 1982 or his dad everything before 1982 oh was it the the cult that took their memory robes the men what is the earliest thing you can remember this is I think the history mum oh so they just wiped his mind and dropped him off in a museum wow new one I'll buy you a new one a man in a robe oh hey look the eyes on the that's not creepy at allish a fire it doesn't make S oh triangle triangle move aside oh well that's not a really good way to hide your hidden path I mean it's safe to say we were right right this episode is a pretty insane story progression yeah this is already like subject our meeting is it going to be di oh no it's her cuz she she knows the secret I thought they I thought they already got her you won't be like for much longer this like Men In Black are you guys barers he said it to Little Men My Mind Is Clear thanks to the Society of the Blind Eye they erased laaz Susan's memory they should have wiped off that awful mascara I think she look damn oh your memories will be safe with us buried in the Hall of the Forgotten into the of the Forgotten oh so they can get back Old Man mcgucket's Memories it seems like it you me and McGucket are going to go find the Hall of the Forgotten is s going to go up in there follow that hat okay oh my Lord wow all the Forgotten hi I'm AEL I'm 12 and want to get married that was perfect you should just forget about guys man forget about guys oh no I just need to type summer romances into this thing and I won't feel bad about them anymore oh no learning to read or breathe or or one of those terrible summer songs you can't get out of your head oh no no both of them this is not going to end well oh USB AB oh no so his must have been like a special like yeah I want to know what the other names were on that hey why does my beard have a bandage why has no one pointed that [Laughter] out nobody just cuz like this is so intense and I just don't want to stop what the dude I know it's you Dipper I suppose we are going to erase your mind anyway Toby determined Bud GLE are the police going to be part of it what dude who married a woodpecker you too and we are the Society of the Blind Eye what mael for half the summer I thought your name was Maple like the Sur sometimes he said no one corrected him don't actually know what they mean I mean I'm supposed to be the smart guy if I'm not the smart guy that's a good question oh stop being a bunch of babies owie oh man I raed the mining display for weapons now fight like a hillbilly Fellers this is Great's to get you dog say goodbye to your precious memories gck it you took a bullet for me it doesn't work though okay it I'll ever be doesn't have any memories to take uhhuh you can't break what's already broken say good night s McGucket head Let's Go the real question though is when they see like when McGucket sees his memories will it come back we'll never forget what you've done um I think you just okay say cheese be sure to tip the Gold Miner on your way out he got some monies what's my name wait this is going to change the whole flow of have that your name is MC the world then cuz no one's protecting the secrets anymore are you ready to see your memories to find out who you really are watch his memories about a son my name is fiddleford hadron McGucket bro what I have seen sill he has been cataloging his findings about oh he's not the author no I believe I have invented machine that can permanently erase these memories from my mind oh he's the leader of the society I accidentally hit another car in town today oh no I've been forgetting words lately I wonder if there are any negative side effects of I saw something in the lake triangle yeah so that's why his had a chip in it cuz he was the founder I'm so sorry yeah but now that I've seen what happened I can begin to put myself together again so wait you I want to learn a slap language you remember who he was do you still want to rase those failed summer romances not after seeing what it does to your brain yeah I wouldn't you know well he did he did use it a lot I know but still it's almost like I can remember oh oh getting closer oh man I don't care how long it takes I'm going to pull this off and no one's going to get in my way is it comingo it's definitely coming infinite cury this looks crazy already I'm so excited pronounce that right I don't know if I pronounced it right so this is 27,2 that's the year it's that guy the time traveler he either the bravest yeah dude I'm this is it it's just this is Story Time KN my time knee I invoke [ __ ] is that battle to the is that like trial by combat the two kids ruined my life Dipper Andel pin make time baby have mercy on their souls what all he has to do is accuse and that's it got you got to invoke the ride of globnar card forget taking off the rappers I'm eating these now oh well I wouldn't do oh my God and look emergency salami SE my respect for you has grown birthday July 13th that's today do you think Seuss had his mind wiped maybe at some point yeah two one surprise Dazzle he doesn't like it but why I uh I got to go fix a pip does he not have good birthday experiences I don't think so yeah oh no no oh they she knows but s hates his birthday what I even petitioned the government to have this day removed from calendars not allow hot dog smell sticky floors Future Sounds Future Sounds is he going to end up going to the Future and winning the globnar oh my god well we don't even know what the globnar is but I I don't know laser tag future noises it's all there no matter what happens we won't leave your side well I guess I could give it a shot oh no but they're going to leave his side they're going to be kidnapped uhoh better tie down these Cowboys or just immediately oh yep yep oh no it's our friend's birthday today and we promised we wouldn't leave his side what you think some dumb birthday hopefully hopefully the time thing ends up with them being delivered right where they were taken so they can still hang out with Seuss mhm cuz if not Seuss is going to be sad boy that person was infinitely falling through a portal oh my God gloral time combat globnar precious time wish and then decides the loser fate oh is he going to fight both of them I'm saying their time wish is totally just going to be like bring us back to yeah at the time when we left hang in there SE we're coming for you is that a Time measure ly it's me you're great great great grandmother from the past time cam cam camam how could you you just got time trapped this a slow motion nose I think it's like w they just come back and get y'all again are we back oh no look wait is this going to be is original we're going to find out why Seuss has sad birthdays oh you're so right oh man look out Broadway Here I Come O this stream goes nowhere Toby my friend thinks you're cute thank you I mean you're super young so this is weird now you know how she feels wow wow yep yep let's see a come on Candy why El I don't would have been born yet yeah oh is this way oh she's the one who taught him oh [ __ ] I never thought about that you must be some kind of genius oh my God mael we could finally find out why Su hates his birthday all right but let's be Qui why do I feel like it's going to be because of them Yo probably though that's a seat of Honor uh who's it for oh it's for my dad actually I haven't seen eight years but he's coming today that must be him oh this is so way so much more sad than I thought it was gonna be today's the big day be cool be cool so Seuss has always been like this good to know for SE damn oh sorry couldn't make it Year Dad and it just never happens daddy in the background picture yeah next year oh that's so sad so oh my god dude they've got to be around here somewhere that's I guess the real question like where's his mom so he doesn't have a mom or dad Jesus Christ wow man soon no he doesn't you're right we defeat Blendon in that space battle then we can wish thats's dad came to his 12th birthday I don't know if we're going to want that though that's going to change everything it's probably going to make it worse they might have powder muss or slap bracelets look guys no pow muss for hey turns out I can mute him man [Laughter] I the screwdriver was left they muted Morty man screwdriver is going to have something to do with something there's two of us and we have hair oh oh yeah I have training what I did in prison all that time uhoh are they going to like take begin I guess I didn't think about that he has been in prison for however long oh Fall Guys thousand oh let's go it's going to be something that they play a lot of laser laser t oh hell yeah first will win you just wait until you mael grab the orb [Music] they won so quickly it is finished yo I want a drink that looks like galaxies right wow okay so the only one that mattered was the final one tell us what fate you decide for the loser what calm down holy [ __ ] car as long as you keep an eye on him we'd like to set Blendon free give him pretty hair pretty hair I got my job back I feel like hugging somebody I can kill you in eight different ways but then who who is worthy to receive such power se he is worthy oh they're going to give him the wish for his [Music] birthday it's un conventional I mean I could finally see my dad by touching this thing what are you waiting for Seuss oh he was given one today too oh no that's the old one never mind yeah that's probably the last one he got yeah birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you that dude didn't care about me enough to visit me once Seuss literally is the greatest person in the world damn dude I know who my family is now and it's you dudes are you kidding me I also wished for this slice of infinite Pizza watch that's so smart that's pizza and they're like okay makes sense good that is a good time with I mean that is unlimited pizza I want infinite Pizza who thought I heard an explosion yep here it is that is yep think you can fix a golf cart well uh I don't know if I Mo you're hired one size fits all he he he sees man in his dad he literally became the dad oh my y'all this is like getting so deep now that's what she said I know stop being the worst at everything sorry guys you notice she's not the lack of Robbie is beautiful I love it clouds don't come in colors that is a balloon it's the woodstick festival wood stick wood stick they're all comares indors no that means Robbie's going to be there yeah the band's name was scarves inside lick that Spong lick that why would you lick Thomson needs their love okay Thompson needs their love he needs the acknowledgement gy Cemetery ghosty it's Robbie open grave oh maybe not yo Robbie fell in that would be hysterical like he was stalking them nice some this is so mean oh come on poor Thomson man dudy they bully him so bad it's even creepier than I [Music] expected why did she leave me because you're annoying cuz you're laying in a grave crying right now why do you think it's really sweet you throw yourself into a grave for me but man time to move on what damn I mean he he needed to hear that but I'll never move [Laughter] on how can I be happy if I know someone else is sad like that's her sweater game is always on point it's kind of scary is everyone happy Robbie's not did it look cool the coolest I'm so glad that they're in a relationship still I love that yeah it's still happening wait what what did she do match Rob's a hopeless case hopeless case oh that just motivates her even more not a big white gorilla folk music it's the woodstick festival SE lock down the shack and hide my shirts before anyone tie D them he he and the same person how do I appeal to young people oh God uhhuh so young people are into hot air balloons he's he's in the right mind like he he's got that business though you know he is trying how' he do happy day no I no you're way too happy to be all running a by sad wolves or something yeah about us he always says we're to fearful for Funeral [Laughter] Directors Robbie just slowly getting more Angry wow yeah now that's beyond Edge Lord he has some serious problems I'm like girl he's just a heartbroken Soul who needs love and gloves with fingers hey fingerless gloves look awesome literally the b in the bag no they don't just just no I gu dude she's so funny stack St St I'm just I feel so bad for him don't wait up tambers don't call me tambers y why didn't tambry and Robbie date I think that's what's happening bring that sweet sweet your secret admirer uhuh was Mable the one that typed that I feel like it was why did she I I mean what's weird is that it did work status update onlind date with sociopath oh sure bring out the ready to fall in love tonight wait what oh my God the love God yeah he's also the F tonight and it starts with you and you oh wait hold up is he actually magic internet pretty much does my job for me nowadays so I've taken some time to focus on my rock career boom cassette Boom for you boom boom the trash that might be kind of hard to Kaboom match me what no now it's a mythical creature just got to put a little on your fingers and I need that P anti love squirrel's payment might think you know what's best for people that's why it can only be used by a serious expert but you were just matchmaking everybody only if you sign mine baby let's get weird let's get weird I feel like she would have been better off just not putting something back to these fries I don't see why not oh that's a lot that is a lot you don't seem as needy as I used to think you were maybe I should stare at something other than my phone for a while hey I wonder how she's going to feel about this stu oh look so wild jealousy just waiting on tambry can't leave without tambry oh he's going to have a thing for tambry everyone's happy wait Robbie and Tam oh no so like tamry to do this date my ex behind my back I'm going to now everybody's angry Robbie being sad means the rest of the group is Happy y wait wait this group is all I have don't make me going back to heav no friends I feel so bad for him oh R well no I mean Tambour and Robbie are still happy love God sound check for love God let's make some miracles happen what was happening in that van I don't know get crazy all right yeah let's go to reverse the effects of Love Potion spray on your victim and watch their heart die on the inside wait what that that does not sound he he he just said you just needed a dip though on my oath as a God I cannot let you oh hey where did you just go I'm sorry just one clean shot to the let's go visions of heartbreak pass oh no we're back we like you now yes a you really think we'd fall for that I mean yeah she definitely did oh guy from the $10 bill I forgot I had crush on you what heart kids oh no oh god oh no oh no a letter rip what the H oh is it going to say hate oh eat oh [Laughter] no for our terrible taste and everything this is amazing oh my God flaing head going us yes it probably is my God run away you idiots they they just accepted their fate mhm it's com down this is glorious it's him the horrible old man from the [Applause] sky being loved by the youth is overrated being feared now that's priceless there we go he figured it out now's our chance they break up and the whole friend group gets back together she won't be able to do it just needed to move on people are commenting on our pictures yep she's not going to be able to every time we've played with people's fat Dipper's going to do it though I feel like guys I made a friendship cake so let's all get over this okay oh no hey oh oh no Thompson Thompson will bring them back yeah all according to plan maybe he'll change all according to plan so that was Thomson Thompson Thomson Thompson did all that on purpose great dude now where the devil is Pacifica what did I I kind of like mind your mother Pacifica but what what he just he's like the B Meine shut the up Pacifica oh no what uhuh you are my possessions obey me and I think I know just the person what what I mean realistically Dipper is right annual High Society shindig ballare is here oh that won't St us from camping out for a even though they won't let us come in that won't stop us in case you've already forgotten Pacifica Northwest is the worst and she's knocking on the door I'd say that oh yeah then speak up bro the worst he did I didn't think he was going to you help Pacifica you could get us to the greatest party of all time you could get more than that that's that's like ask for payment yeah payment un where's grun stand at where's my where's grun Stan men would not let milk her dry easily easily just lucky I'm desperate what why yeah cash they wi Wonka tickets that's ridiculous that's so Overkill hopefully you can help us with our little situation before the guests arrive in an hour why did they wait 23 hours what high standards are what make the Northwest Family great funny I thought it was lying about founding the town damn dud great wow that's not terrifying at all just got to Splash this sucker with some anointed water and he should be out of your probably fake blonde hair what was that about damn Dipper is a Savage episode why do I feel like she's starting to like that though about him he's telling her how it is come on and he doesn't care about their fake like fanciness yeah what is this it's a category 10 oh it's a category 10 can't get worse than this stop saying that Dipper hey what's on your shirt oh my that's that's uh so she makes them feel slightly worse so that they might have a chance okay watch out for peacock oh no there's going to be mud tracks through the house now uhhuh look there's a silver miror right there yeah she he's they're going to get in a lot of trouble and she's going to like him after this episode why are you so afraid of your parents you wouldn't understand oh Secret tunnel secret tunnel secret tunnel secret tunnel a silver mirror hey a silver mirror prepare to die northw who did you get him let's go dier yes we did it uhhuh pretend that never happen Romance a Dipper in the summer found the right man for the job we can't thank you enough oh never mind maybe he isn't going to get I've got a category 10 ghost to dispose of she likes him maybe she's not that bad after all oh he likes her too oh yeah you remind me of me50 years ago what really 150 years ago this oh here we go lore the Northwest knew this haunting was coming and they tricked me into helping them to avoid ghostly Justice I'll be right back oh sh oh sh enjoy the party it's the last time you and your kind will ever come the Shadow the mirror yeah right like I'm assuming shattering the mirror would release it right oh my sister's in there and you seem a little unstable man before you you seem a little unable tired Lumber eyes oh no yeah this is that he going to escape go nuts man oh you sneaky he's a little unstable yep uhhuh yeah just just a tad just a tadm Reaper I've been wondering when oh my God he's just turning people to Wood what the f holy like this is this is getting real one way to change your Fates a Northwest must open the party Gates he's a great rhyme mhm he is the ghost is turning everyone to Wood and he just started rhyming for some reason I you are all one wow even Mabel he took over the whole goddamn Mansion dude no no no no no oh it's going to be up to Pacifica to save everyone yeah she's just got to open the party Gates she didn't hear the rhyme though there's enough mini sandwiches and oxygen to last you me and a butler a full week we'll eat the butler wow wow oh my God what the I hate him the Bell is like it's it's so degrading our family name is broken I'm going to fix this there it is oh it yes yes it's happening it was cl genics you all just did acid that's all yeah no big deal don't question anything else I feel something was in the punch Lumber Justice I know you're probably out of my league but might I give you mine phone number I don't have a phone write it on my face what what is that you know what that's what likes about it like hey guess what we're standing on what's up mck mget oh what I've been doing calculations and I think something terrible is coming oh let's go let's go come on come on please end episode don't come just don't come this stuff tomorrow no no dier oh this is is bad oh coming something big grle stands machine triangle eyes let's go it's start get right it's already starting let's go what is this liquid damn oh now the timers are sunk up warning blah blah blah extrem us could result in minor gravity anomaly oh are we going to have the the from the intro when they're floating maybe it's time uh-huh that's looking other dimensionally bro if this is happen happening now it's about to get crazy oh man mugget oh no oh it's going to be a bumpy ride but it'll all be worth it I just I wish I knew what he was trying to achieve I know finally Everything Changes today so bro the way they handled that there is no way on Earth you're setting off those dangerous illegal fireworks without me without me greatest Uncle damn they beamed right in the head like right in the face plenty of Summer left oh he doesn't want them to leave something I should tell you do you think it's going to go like back in time or freeze time what is that ladybug oh [ __ ] get down oh no taret secure take the house what leave wad alone B secur wles but nothing as dangerous as what your uncle is hiding somewhere hidden in this Shack is a doomsday device n grle stand ain't evil he wouldn't try and like end the world he just wants money man I clear oh that's cruel he's going to lick it that is bro he took her icy pop heading into work or maybe not not worth the part-time job you know that fending machine in the gift shop I need you to guard it with your life don't let them touch that machine damn to become a repair man oh let's go s just put one in my [Laughter] mouth s so great interesting bumper sticker angry Lumberjack oh that's amazing one minute they're playing with water balloons the next they're building doomsday devices your uncle scammed the whole world that's up what God damn the power of wins right when that machine activates I got to get out of town get in there raccoon wife get what what get in there raccoon wife get out of there McGucket oh my God she's still has it uh-huh the grappling hook forever always always grappling hook damn oh no Stan you didn't find out about the vending machine I'm alone I can swear for real son of in Pinefield how Forester what unless you were trying to hide your real identity he's a scam artist to yeah well true you're not wrong what Stan Pine's dead fire car crash breaks cut by who that sounds like that was a hit why would they call unnamed unless Stan isn't Stan no I think I think he is I think that crash happened and maybe he like walked away from it you know A1 B never seen a code like this wait I have the vending machine mhm oh we're down to 13 minutes 15 seconds sorry but you've got a flight to catch how long does it take to unlock handcuffs oh yeah so do you what the fu bro hey we've known about his badass boxing skills for a while I know but like what this is crazy what the get back here what is happening he sto the wallet okay here's 100 bucks drive as far away from the shack as possible and don't stop when the cops start chasing you he's like all right fine get away Follow That C promise regardless with my life I'm sorry attack glitter oh God attack glitter damn finally finally we're here boys we're here and next episode Dan's going to make it back just in time got Aug gigb that doesn't mean look he's got the picture you guys yeah oh yo pause pause pause pause pause yeah pause that what what literally a doomsday device yeah it literally is but I think maybe he's trying to stop it the machine was meant to create knowledge it just it might it might do damage ah this dude this is insane it must not fall into the wrong hands well let's find out it must not fall into the wrong hands the clock ever reaches zero our Universal is doomed could you imagine reading that and seeing that trust your Grunkle stand why are there so many switches I think to make it complicated to give grugle stand time to get there that too all stops now don't touch that button bro oh my un fan I trust you is she going to get pulled into the anomaly I hope not CU she looks like a badass floating like that yeah she did uhoh oh [Music] no it opened the portal it opened a gate no is that going to be the real St Pines from the future I don't know maybe the real auth oh it's the author the author of the journal what his brother one of us faints I am so H dude end the episode like that it's them his kids uh-huh oh yeah you should keep oh backstory dad I want to know needle one has glasses the other one doesn't that's how we tell them apart what is it called all right punching wow splinters waa it's so creepy in here triangle he punched a literally a perfect look at look at the cut on the top of it too mhm Stanley and Stanford so they their names are like the same too yeah brother oh damn don't expect me to go easy on you just because you're family here quick question what the heck is going on here children down here and some sort of large hairless it's a damn I haven't just read them I've lived them I've been waiting for so long to meet you I I don't know what to say I have calm down Dipper calm down s down buddy s down well looks like we're stuck down here for a while who wants to tell us their entire mysterious back yes please than that would be lovely lifetime ago 196 something glass Shard Beach New Jersey interesting they're from Jersey and then one day this is the greatest thing I've ever seen and I once saw a dead rat floating in a bucket what the flag KS of new KS of so so burned oh God I just wonder if there's anywhere in the world where weirdos like me fit in that's how he ends up in Gravity Falls those bullies may have been right about us not making many friends you only really need one UHS to the principal's office Pine twins to the principal's office I no they got caught cheating not you him or not one of them is incredibly gifted the other one is standing outside this room and his name Stanley damn saying your son stord is a genius your son may be a future millionaire Mr Pines I'm impressed oh family that clown at this rate he'll be lucky to graduate high school damn if the College Board isn't impressed with my experiment tomorrow then okay I'll do the treasure hunting thing oh without Ford I is he going to sabotage it Duo I couldn't make it out there probably this is all your fault you dumb machine no oh no no what did I do oh damn he didn't mean to good as new probably oh no it was stable yesterday kid a perpetual motion damn no wait don't go I worked so hard oh oh he's damnn it can you explain what this was doing next to my broken project oh no you ignor Ramis your brother was going to be our ticket out of this dump Oh no you're not welcome in this household what damn holy [ __ ] I'll make millions and you'll Ru the day you turn your back on me that's why he's obsessed with money are you sick of this always happening to you then you need the shammy of the future wow that's the it's a total sh color them only made stains worse luckily they were chasing me with Stanco brand pitchforks what suckers yes suckers what he got banned from the whole state hi I'm Steve pton are you sick of ban this is why he has all the IDS yeah all right I know backups more wasn't anyone's First Choice backups more I went from undergrad to PhD 3 years ahead of schedule damn my whole life I'd been teased for my six fingers about anomalies things that were odd double duck improbable and according to oh god spider pig or spider cow a small Lumber Town in roadkill County Oregon Gravity Falls roadkill County State time abandoned so that's why they ended up meeting up coincidentally I set to work using my gr money to investigate the strange properties of this town Mystery Shack find here yeah I told you he didn't build the Mystery Shack or any of the machines I knew I'd have to record my findings yeah but you didn't know it was his brother right but I knew it wasn't him I began to keep a journal the journals excited there the journal yeah yeah yeah did I began I decided to call up my old College buddy fiddleford McGucket oh Man McGucket wasting his talent trying to make oh my God in Palo Alto it would be the crowning achievement of my St I just an answer to the I love that we're finally getting this I know his mom was the same way as him uh-huh ready and oh no m is it working what did you see oh God fine I'll do it without you I don't need you I don't need anyone that's why he started zapping his memory yeah he wanted to forget whatever he saw I was in over my head feared I was when mck just randomly pop in real time I know right [Music] h d The Mystery Shack looked crazy back then in over 10 years it's okay he's family who is it have you come to steal my eyes oh oh oh well I can always count on you for a warm welcome wow come to steal my eyes hey sorry I just had to make sure you weren't uh it's nothing shape sh shap shifter yeah yeah I've made huge mistakes and I don't know who I can trust anymore turn the skeleton away I created it to unlock the mysteries of the universe but it could just as easily be harnessed for terrible destruction wait so did he fake his own death because he was so paranoid I think so that would make sense you want me to get rid of this book fine I'll get rid of it right now no you don't understand it's my research how can you how can you want him to get rid of it and then not get rid of it I know right like he kind of got a point you ruined your own life what are you you care more about your dumb Mysteries than your family yeah he's got like a brand oh no do something oh my gosh but there's not two other books which means that Stan is technically the author too right no he made all three it it showed through the yeah it showed he made all three come on St just didn't only have all three yeah that'll be 99 be the mysterious science guy that lives in the wall oh ah this is not good mysterious lights and spooky experiments that him before he was a cop smoothie trainy oh me too oh and those are the ghosts right there oh you're right yes I do give TS 10 no no 15 bucks a person oh and this is where it began but I needed to pay his morgage somehow life people were actually buying what I was selling and so the murder Hut was born the murder Hut later rename the mystery the murder Hutt wow but by night I was down in the basement trying to bring the real Stanford back damn he's been doing this for 30 years dirty oh sh uhoh I was so Spellbound by your dramatic tale I forgot all about those dudes same same I think I know a way we might be able to defeat those agents that if I can just amplify the signal to a radio headset frequency wait are they all going to accidentally lose their memory cuz that' be crazy hey do you hear [Music] that shut I've been sent with the latest Intel from Washington to this very real report the power surges in Gravity Falls were actually everything about this case is contained on this drive hey at least it was only one time blast they they'll be fine yeah true wow perfect person defeated it to it's author I've been waiting so to ask questions about stay away from the kids I don't want them in danger they're the only family I have left what about your sister her their mom I don't well I don't think he's close to them SE it's 3 in the morning okay okay I understand anyway act two stand dude this is nuts do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy what the can we keep it can we keep it Dipper's loving every Dipper is so happy about this oh my God so are all the things from that Dimension oneeyed maybe on the dark weird Road I travel I'm afraid you cannot follow a call me for dinner I want to though I know that kind of sucks for Dipper I feel like he'd figure it out if he worked with Dipper you belong up here with me Andel yeah besides the season finale of detective isiday all the mystery you this week what a quack quack why isn't he quacking I can only imagine that voice actor in the studio just quacking into a mic for so long and they are adorable together we love each other so much dungeons Dungeons and more dungeons you want to play it with me that that honestly sounds pretty dope unicorn and that hot elf looks promising all right so we're we're having a we're like a little chill episode this time inverse the anti quadrant in your quadrant sat and then we ride unicorns yes and no [Laughter] only a game designed by nerds would have Charisma as a fantasy power Che this out when I mean he's not wrong come on goers man my 38 sided die why is it 38 what's that writing on there to the right Seuss Seuss this is also a way to accidentally S Scrap the chill episode eh SC great uncle Ford is that a 38 sided die from dungeons Dungeons and more dungeons D oh yep here it is and I've been looking all day for someone to play with me oh it's it's running away oh no oh no oh God that's definitely going to backfire that's oh God leave a [Laughter] mark the six finger thing is throwing me off an illusion cast by probabilitor the annoying are you working on something behind that curtain honestly I'm not sure any of you could handle the real answer I think I think dier could easily show you a little something I brought back with me what Infinity sided die Infinity infinite sides means infinite outcomes our faces could melt into jelly or you could just roll an eight I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case you've got probabilitor on the ropes oh he rolling it oh he rolling that die Dipper rolling that die yeah I mean you can't just hey hey look at you someone's all dressed up it's a big he's dressed up for duct detective think we all remember where we were when we learned duct I love how invested he is this I haven't got to that episode yet move that 50 magical dwarf dollars mock our Fantastical monetary system long as I live I will never stay on everty pants nerd oh oh uhoh oh it's going to come to life it's coming to life now let's go me and so this is a this is a more chill episode though like storywise your math is no match for my gun you idiot M they just fixed it up now to the forest for the ultimate game but he's not here to play game part of me just wants him to watch detective the room's free now epic Wizard Quest it hurt his soul oh no she is going all right never mind take it back good idea Grenda I take I'm I I take it all back love this we must be hey look listen hello Hey listen this sound the reference oh my God he must complete seven unworldly quests oh damn I Grena on a different level there's in the forest we take this to our Graves real life Edition this is just beginning wow the game is a battle royale determined by roles of the dice if you win I go back to my own Dimension watch them like have the luckiest roles ever M this game involves math but also risk and Imagination risk imagin oh let's go oh no just like lying tartar what is the sent tartar oh God oh my God used so proud right now this is incredible papa needs a new pair of twins all your smarts are no match for dumb luck IAP [Laughter] and they came back with normal muffins Granda just on the hot off the only person clever enough this gu dark detective is he evil twin detective had a twit brother Dipper can I tell you something yes please please what I was working God please yes come on I dismantled the port an interdimensional Rift I've contained it for it's incredibly dangerous how did he contain it in my time I've made many powerful enemies but I trust you with this secret Bill Cipher Bill Bill's going to want that oh yeah he is why is there not like a lock on the slidey thing that's a great question gosh I'm a fortress whoa let's not take this line there's an old person in it whates War what what I was going to shoplift most of this [Laughter] security what expired man give me the good news this just the mayor is dead wow okay behind in act adult prison oh G ended up in adult prison it's just been so long since we've had real news I'm just so wow new mayor huh wonder who it could be no way oh my God please stand could become may this about to be glorious but I'd like to make up for it by formerly announcing my for the mayor of Gravity Falls in yeah n I'm giving you 50% off a used car he's got my vote guys I've got a really bad feeling about Bud gleis yes Agreed 100% take the oath of office now sound good G up it right there bud there it is let's go stay in fo no offense but you're just some to bit Carnival bar your face is more fat than not fat whoa what do you say oh snap way to go Tad how about a real election get in there wow okay I'll win either way and when I do you might not like the Gravity Falls you wake up in now we're starting to see a uh where Gideon got it from are we I was going to say are we surprised Gravity Falls elections are based on two events and the Friday debate where in towns folk throw bird seed at the candidate they like most Freedom Eagle who will fly to the candidate covered in more seed and kiss upon him what what wanted to wait do you mean crime in general just the specific crimes committed by now is the number lower than zero your meing fast and none of them are good let's go what kids to swear a long time ago I designed a prototype for Ronald Reagan's Masters just get stand oh again the kids who watched this did not understand that reference no they did not America Freedom amera Freedom good he's saying all the right things a May Freedom Dad they love you I mean they they love you too oh no he's saying all the right words this is real bad uh I need to speak with my campaign manager pleas is it going to be Gideon it's going to be Gideon oh it totally is which is why you're going to win this election pardon me out of prison he's doing great in the poles it's almost like magic magic you say waiting for the right moment boy now we there was a part in the book that had a page ripped out possessive incantation oh God not [Music] [Applause] that oh no Gideon's back as proxy I know damn look at St stand looking good everything that's come out of this golden mouth has put us on top wither without your dumb advice dumb advice oh no speeches we were controlling you I think he knew I have a feeling he knew the whole oh he didn't advice invented by Ford if it wasn't for this tie you'd be losing oh I'm going to win this debate on my own without any of youit I hope he does I do hope he does yeah same oh but I have a wiow up myy weaves you're making me very uncomfortable right now yeah that's true Gideon's normal charm will not work has his father's body that is very true sing around the issues oh God ain't going to be no crime crime's bad V Bud throw your bird seat damn it are you kidding me how did all that bird seed just make it in there though they have extremely good skill you've gotten much EV since I last saw you Daddy what the hell what Gideon is evil that is true oh my God view the debate they'll hit the plunger for the fireworks display finishing the Mountain Construction how does that fix the Mountain's construction I think they're trying to destroy it maybe Gravity Falls kid I really didn't think the dance was going to win I got to go save my family demolition Dum nothing to see here can it GLE in a let's go oh man to the of two children who appear to be in danger and the crowd is loing it yes they are yeah there's all the seed thank you but stop it puning the freedom bird Freedom Birds we should have supported you win or lose probably lose I can still drop you you [Laughter] know holy [ __ ] time to take care of you if I die make sure I get a bigger Tombstone yeah I love the notd like they will into the bird seed let's go the bird seed wow oh sh oh we already know where that eagle going the mayor pick an eagle Dipper oh it actually kissed him oh my God what he's actually the mayor now 10 out of 10 he's just going to keep running the Mystery Shack oh yeah pin loses wait what due to discovery of an extensive criminal record oh yeah I guess that makes sense what didn't I do crimes include shoplifting teaching Bears to drive it would appear the mayorip passes oh it's going to be the one guy who actually filled their paperwork Tyler yep yes got itate the rest of this broadcast to listing STS crimes first degree therometer theft pug trafficking pun trafficking oh wait hold on telling jokes that just go on and on and have nothing to do things to do I mean I have things to do really on an unrelated topic I have a lot of cheap pugs and I need to move them fast it's not official but I think it fits he has saved them a couple times oh he sniffled want to go vandalize mayor Tyler's Mansion vandalism [Laughter] feels like he's having plenty of a good time in prison I know right oh sh I'm finally ready to make a deal oh oh no no what are you dude I mans can't even sleep in a bed oh is this the other side of the portal i' I'd take a cow oh it's Bill I know that laugh show yourself I think he's just having a nightmare no bill comes to you in your dreams that's what I mean you can't keep that Rift safe forever you'll slip up and when you do oh my God you have no Dominion in our world maybe not right now but things change things change change so uh that was interesting so so bill is the devil he is Satan basically yeah that's what it seems like pugs AC I love that they brought the pugs back remember his pug trafficking pug trafficking yeah yeah in the last episode when they went through all things traffing forg paranoid into living sock puppet I me I would to and if he pulls off his plans no one in this will be safe I think anybody in the world will be safe all I have to do is Place moonstones here here and here sprinkle some Mercury let's see unicorn hair unicorn hair and their hairs can only be obtained by a pure good-hearted person who goes on a magical quest to find them I mean yeah exactly she's wearing a unicorn she's wearing unicorn tshirt I my own unicorn by taping a traffic to A's head band and this I haven't been in dimension for a a while it's okay to give children does not need a crossbow dude she's already got the thing cop I've dealt with unicorns before and if I had to describe them in one word it would be frustrating I want to know I want to know why they're frustrating for him Dipper come along what no prooof our minds oh he just keeps that in a drawer I bet you 10 bucks nothing happens I'll take that bet well that was an easy 10 bucks easy $10 what the a dream no way this is your chance candy Li the neck like it maybe the desire for the Unicorn makes them unpure maybe Deeds make me cry oh my I mean I wouldn't go that far oh God come back when you're pure ofart exit is that way but you're not even going to check the other three yeah no no one else gets checked so how do we keep bill out of our mind I personally had a metal plate installed in my head good one oh machine is safer it will scan your mind bio Al encrypting your thoughts I mean bill is essentially the devil so yeah but he's encrypting his [Laughter] thoughts 100% Bonafide not pure of Y not pure of heart's a straight up Saint you judgmental Hoag damn not my fault you're a bad person she wait come back that's messed up excuse me I have a 3:00 posing in front of a rainbow I will say though I I definitely see why uh they're frustrating it's time we stop trying to be so perfect and be who we really are sweaty animals maybe pure of heart is being who you are maybe what we want she just punched a tree oh my God Grenda is terrifying yes I'm going to need to see some my the cops hit the deck someone who knows how to take down a unicorn yeah fairy dust bring me a bag of butterflies and we got a deal fair I mean that that seems understandable a bag of butterflies oh my God two bags of fairy dust just like we agreed the deal is up you're under AR what the adorable owl we've dressed as a judge double agent show us the owl oh oh my God it was just butterflies that Side Story I think I've liked more than anything else oh God oh my godod what do mine eyes deceive me no you shall never be pure of oh off all our dumb horns can do is glow point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music let's go but you're even worse than I am we're jerks okay no no you're a jerk what are you going to do about it what are you going to do oh no Mabel's unhinged go Jo the dark side oh sh oh my are we about to see a whole new Mabel from now on yes I hope so dude Granda is terrifying yo grinda wins that fight 1 V3 oh easy easy why does he have to be so mysterious about Bill I can handle the oh he's going to put it on his head just a little PE how would you not wake up from that oh God from now until the end of time just let me into your mind Stanford please call me a friend oh that's how he figured out all the stuff in Gravity Falls uh-huh oh bro I think Ford's the bad guy hand me the rift why were you really scanning my thoughts are you Bill right now oh I'll erase you right out of Ford's head it's me Dipper it's your uncle what if honestly Dipper is kind of being understandable right now in this situation it bounced off his glasses no the metal head this is Bill or that was Bill inside his head besides my mind can't be erased anyway remember yeah it was the metal head y the reason I've been trying to prepare you for Bill's tricks is because Bill tricked me can't believe I doubted Ford I feel bad until later that afternoon when I had the most peculiar dream oh God uh-huh so is every eyeball shaped thing we think we see in like nature is that actually Bill spying on us probably I'm going live my life by that rule now don't have a heart attack you're not 92 yet he was free to move in and out of my mind as he pleased we were Partners oh wait you lied to me where does that portal really lead Mark let's just say that when that portal finishes charging up your dimension is going to learn how to party right guys yeah I mean I think atrian is pretty much right it's almost like he's trying to like open the portal to hell or something but to us it would mean the end of our world oh oh man oh man indeed now we have no way to protect the shack did someone say unicor oh my God unicorn eyelashes they finally gave us this treasure just to get rid of us oh my God God man horse counter you're a good personel thanks grun for but today morality is grle forward oh my God just about to say that I missed him as long as we're inside our minds there's definitely a cipher in that Shield when it popped up oh for sure oh bro I'm so hyped by the way and it should be here let me let me open up the cipher real quick was thater nice I love that they're like going camping I mean hey man they're kids and it's summer vacation the more theer just sign these nondisclosure agreements even the stuff you kept in that secret box under the bed whoa what the uh nothing just oh my God from old times wow that's a lot P all this I know like bro don't you guys live in an era of Instagram it's over wouldn't that be easier turn off the way you feel move on it's coming from mael that is rich though mael moves on quickly when there's another person PR to the next I want to read them all and gain their TR I don't like there's a triangle coming up on an attraction run by the most blackhearted Proprietor in all of Oregon what look earlier this summer I ruined my chances with Wendy that was ruined from the start man es yeah chances I think that Zeus went and bought something from the store [Music] rip oh my oh my God upside down whatever you do don't use the bathroom oh oh my God that's funny this seems like such a bad idea to be upside down see about whoa just kidding that was close you are the worst you bet I am I'm bad Emma kind of a jerk oh my God oh my God here's my email address oh let's go Dipper why email she had a cell phone yeah that's a good point why did he oh no I'm okay Cy looking great looking great is that a new pair of glasses very shiny what uhoh I don't think it'll go past that yeah but candy is uh oh that's true candy does get obsessed candy very aggressive what are they doing they right in the house it's not a prank at all upside down now what a l normal [Music] home I can't believe it worked did you see gmail.com I don't know what is a corn Weevil I think they eat corn anyone on board yeah those crops are ruined for Generations dude SE is hello SE anyone they'll come back for me yeah no they won't look did did they not question that he had multiple on his arms already [Music] uhoh it begins with a d and ends with an ipper no sound a lot worse than I remember but how do I approach him don't even worry about that can can mael got a plan oh no I'm actually kind of shocked I wasn't sure I had a feeling Mabel wasn't going to like it I was wrong I think Mabel always supports love but wait that means it'll be just me and six grade what oh my [Laughter] gosh what I mean just us you and me candy and de is this Tad I don't like this this is terrifying I'd be scared if I was him too I will see you in there this is all moving way too fast see I think he can end up liking her to be honest with her tell her I ready for all this speaking of which darling darling you know I'm going on a break you want to take the sky tram up to widows yo he know he's got game clearly I know what I'm doing fancy this mountain is full of mysteries why is my head falling on your shoulder oh candy got moves too oh dier hey oh I mean uh somebody but different oh all of them are showing up just show it up here hey who are these girls Dipper why haven't you called who's the long girl what do you mean called all gave emails I I like all of you I mean I don't like any of you P I thought you were a nice guy but I guess you only care yourself oh no candy no I got to find St he'll know what to do he won't he won't know what to do I don't think he will either what can I say I'm a real catch yes oh no I was just about to make a joke about like what if but I didn't think it would actually happen so I didn't say anything turns out Darlene is one of those spider people but beyond that the date's been okay how did he get the how did he get the walkie talkie I don't question Grunkle stand one minute she's growing extra legs and encasing me in webbing women right [Laughter] women gr stand is ridiculous you tricked me I'm 80% certain you don't really love me at all only 80% allow me to slip into something more horrifying I mean she's not raw oh god oh you can totally kill me later but right now he needs us I'll explain on the way I'm happy that they just accepted at this point like is that guy all a spider I think he was just asleep please save me Paul bun Paul bunion can't move dude Grenda is terrifying oh my God she just haym makered away through that I know everybody on I have a that's such a bad idea yo I'm telling you Dipper's going to fall in love and cand is not going to be into it right away I could see that candy wait don't pull that lever C's got this look that confident right there this still would have probably killed them I mean yeah Ian Paul bu will do the stop oh oh my only weakness a giant boot how'd you know that would work useless travel pamphlets you let me out right do I look like an amnesiac you're so oh no have you ever considered becoming a comedian you know I actually flattery my style that is accurate manipulating men get the get the car you're just going to leave the spider there wow okay I mean yeah why not it plus you did teach me to be more confident I guess I just need to learn to use that power for good oo come on please found a pamphlet I don't think you've read yet that's good yeah how how could you not a like take that apology oh come on St is a hack that's what you get that's what you get are we going to have to help clean this up n I'm sure will SE is Seuss still in the Maze oh yeah easy oh my God has not moved remember what your grandma taught you stay exactly where you are and move dude oh no like what the funny thing is though is that he he didn't go into the maze through the maze entrance he just cut through it he's forever Lost Boys forever lost in the Maze I love s so much dude that we exactly one week away from our 13th birthday hey let's go I didn't realize there were only 12 and one week my senior citizen ponytail kid is coming in the mail what senior citizen I'm kind of going through some things there's something with both of us that's facts that's true you could run out the Gravity Falls High School gym and have your party there to the high school my face is on fire oh that's not good if it breaks it would cause reality as we know it to completely unravel a hypothe catastrophic event I call put it inside another glass thing weird mageddon what do we do we patch the rift and worst of all everybody hates you damn can't do another year oh God why aren't they singing about following their dreams that high school is like some sort of musical I love the reference let's deliver some invites to your friends huh yeah oh no what wow Jesus in order to seal the rift for good it's going to take an adhesive stronger than anything on Earth extraterrestrial in origin oh it's that crack in the mountain yeah look at the peculiar shape made by those Cliffs does it remind you of anything what oh shut up according to my research the entire Valle what this magnet gun could rip the fillings out of a man's mouth from 100 ft oh God where do you think I got the materials to build my portal you I I get that imagine if you were in that position I'd lose it too all the aliens have been dead for millions of years probably Dipper's vest man it just holds everything mhm this is so cool that's the cipher technology are the cipher those are ciphers theift those are the symbols just one dollop of this adhesive should be enough to seal a crack in spime it will seal up all the orifices in your face so try to avoid that oh how does he know that there's a lot of things he knows he's also a badass I know God damn Marius has fly me out to Austria to hang out at his castle or whatever that week he's so clingy you're going to be the prince of a Nation Oh my God I mean you got to think though like 12 they're turning 13 that's a big year [Laughter] oh did you eat my I love how much stuff is built on top of this saucer I have 12 phds your parents would be thrilled I could give you such an advantage 12 PhD I was tricked by Bill I was wrong about Stan's portal heck I can't even my man's just like involved in saving the world at 12 like bro it's time yes Dipper you found the adhesive wait he's got his hand on it yeah I also was thinking yes unless somehow maybe he meant like you can't get it on your face security system I don't know man oh now it's gone don't question it I I can't get down oh my god oh he got shot yeah he did uh what seing the rift is what's important now take this save the universe Dipper how is he supposed to apply the adhesive if he can't touch it hang on I'm coming for you not question the use of the adhesive this seems this seems like it's going to be dangerous right like the thing's already cracked and he just in a backpack automated prison Droid I'm not coming back what what you got to be kid how is this oh oh uh what that's a bad idea [ __ ] oh okay di oh he did duct tape it all right I was going to say he got some arm strength but all right hitting it made it malfunction I guess or triggered something let's try magul what's messed up is he changes the he turns it the wrong way and the magnetism stops it's over yeah messed up oh no oh no he just flew around the entire town too mhm come on wake up man got to get out of here before there's no way it didn't crack while it was in his backpack right oh oh oh God they they got a real gun do your worst nothing in this universe is going to take away my uncle no fear no fear I did it you did it how many other 12year olds do you think are capable of doing what you've just done true though showing no fear yeah he also has the red nose like they do is what I noticed where Mabel doesn't you'll still have your brother along with you through thick and thin say that you know are they going to end up staying in Gravity Falls I don't think so reliable you okay I'll do it I'm going to stay oh no want to save the world Apprentice Mel's going to be so hurt I understand all sides of it though like I totally get why he would do that but I also can see why 12-year-old Mabel would be upset about it look things aren't going to stay frozen this way it's part of growing up things change summer ends it's part of life unfortunately yeah wait I didn't mean it like that come back it's so weird cuz it is it it does you have that thing of like it does seem like she's being unreasonable but like they are 12 so I just wish summer could last forever that might be possible oh that's the time guy it did sound like him right wait what who said that or is it wait the time travel guy do we think it's ham or do we think it's Bill controlling him I just need you to get a little Gizmo for me from your uncle something yeah Bill maybe Dipper has something like so Bill got to him huh and she has the bag with with the actual Globe inside of it oh no the rift that's OD especially cuz she she knows the things that they've dealt with like the fact that like I really hope she doesn't hand this over just a little more summer and she's definitely going to hand it over yeah oh no everybody in the comments telling us that we're because we said that she's selfish I'm sorry you can't argue anymore yeah like I mean that's something that's your your grunkles and was in your brother's bag and you gave it to somebody yeah just because they asked the day has the world is finally mine mael oh my god mael oh no so it was 1 billion years ago is when this was prophesies apparently so was the cave drawings in in a cave in Oregon was from 1 billion years ago maybe man it's the end of the world what Jesus Christ bro so hold up we're about to have four episodes from here on out that's insane and that's just how it ends that's just how it ends what what enjoy your 13th birthday bill's coming for you finally happening Oh's get a body don't mind if I do oh my God trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying Dimension waiting for a new universe to call my own name's Bill oh my godall kryptos this is our town now boys he is he is luf want the town not the end of the world perhaps I can be one of your Horsemen of the Apocalypse how about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face oh my God I mean Bill don't give a money dude oh this song too welcome one and all to weird so time is stopped now as well yeah well mayel technically got her end of the deal oh new W created Byer I really want to know if that was the theme song played in Reverse it probably was honestly will you follow me to the ends of the Earth good because that's where we're head wait for real I mean bill is definitely Lucifer what I think Bill is beyond Lucifer like this man is like a different level of God wave of Madness just went over us you turned into a chair I'll be fine you go help the others I believe there's a chair is broken only one handyman can fix that's right the greatest handyman of them all oh oh Freedom oh no going to get out uh-huh uh-oh came through ready to some hav boys the fact that he thinks bill is going to let him do anything I know we're only going to have one chance to take this shot damn oh my God it's literally the design for Bill damn it why did it come in the shape of a circle well well well oh no oh no go ahead pine tree show me what you got uh uh I I do it K shouldn't you have thought of this before yelling at him like he let's go Dipper that was the most manly thing he's ever done to her he took all the books as well now too uhhuh oh he burned them roll out that's a badass yo that's a ride it's the head of that guy yeah maybe he was in the car yeah maybe he was in the car when they got transformed do not summon at all costs yeah well it's too late now now but the whole book wasn't burned though nachos maybe at least I can get something to eat that's not good no shot on there's no yeah of course they did Wendy oh Wendy let me show you my Hideout dude keep out dude keep out edgy on purpose Truth or Dare in the cemetery Fort cash money you've beaten bill twice before why is this time any I mean then you need to get back how does she know about Bill I think pretty sure they've told her everything yeah okay yeah yeah yeah you're right you're right save the universe but how will I ever find her where's Seuss oh sh he's probably at the mystery stack with Stan I could see that whoa is that like twin ESP this is the police time police wait for real let me do the talking uh-oh it's the time baby surrender now or face my tantrum oh no a tantrum how this oh oh my God he just a snap he just killed time baby holy [ __ ] got to get out of time Dodge I can't believe he just annihilated time baby literally easily I'm not worried I've got someone on the case oh Gideon wheel looks like we got ourselves a pair of ground Walkers ain't got no wheel this is turned into Mad Max you just want to make it to that bubble out east we have no quarrel with you hands where I can see is he standing on someone's shoulders I yeah definitely Gideon under the authority I place you two under arrest hiy have we forly met oh my God I hate him I do I do hate him so much I'm going to wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper and what makes you think you can do all that cuz I'm a flipping corduroy that is true her dad is a badass it's true my hen Angel my Hench Angel get back or I drop him I swear guess what we already did let's my God Warriors roll out this is ridiculous we have Mad Max this is yeah I told that's what I said max here comes another one dude anime them what the f and now it's F of Fury there's no way what yeah there's no way I think they did make it it's s yes baby this ain't your Gravity Falls anymore out here I win oh oh no stand up to Bill and let us save her that's crazy you know what bill would do to me if that happens what you're scared of Bill no wait wait are we having a Redemption Arc for Gideon is that what I'm hearing right here ask yourself what Mabel would want you to do I mean he is doing it because he's obsessed with it right like is this yeah and renge is this a Gideon Redemption Arc y ready for a good old fashion prison damn Jesus a chaos God sounds fun let's do this wow I mean fair and I thought I was going to have to throw down I would have loved to see that whatever it is we'll do it to together forel yeah oh come on it's all good that was the first episode I'm pretty sure we're good that's probably what Bill wants I re living alive well I mean at least they tried I guess it's been fun turning Gravity Falls inside out rounding up all its terrified citizens and then stacking them into this massive Throne of Frozen human agony oh wow it's time to take our chaos worldwide time to expand ah global domination I could get oh my what what more complicated than I thought so it seems like he must have put something to keep it contained yep in Gravity Falls at least Mabel's mind probably is I can't think of anything else that looks sugary and colorful at the same time yep definitely Mabel's mind welcome toand Perfection but better and the Only Rule there are no rules except for one rule which is very serious we just need to find Mabel and get her out of here that's the one rule yeah oh Mabel she's at the top of the tallest tower guarded by those big buff of course she is there's no way of course she is someone me he's going to eat him yeah yes oh God this is a res everyone hit the de I'm saying this is my home now and I don't want to be saved I I could I guess I can kind of understand why like you did what it's like literally everything she's ever wanted listen Mabel we're not here to party all of this is crazy that's why I prepar backup Dipper with a more supportive attitude what what that's just not Dipper punctuating every sentence with a high five oh don't mind if I oh sorry I can't leave him hanging yes you're dead to me SE hey take a chill pill those grow on trees here you stay out of this Tippy [Laughter] fresh what guys you're safe notice the lack of Robbie yeah uh-huh I'll be back in just a few minutes there's nothing in this world that could break me from our mission Abita this be kind of cool though dad holy oh this's Dad is a pro wrestler don't go with him Seuss no matter what he offers you what D play catch it's over got to play just one game he's got to play some catch even you fact is it going to be a Wendy who likes him damn it I want to know oh hey Wendy what's up thought you were busy wrecking the school or whatever yeah that got old quick is this going to be the fake Wendy maybe you always think of something what the you know smarter than like everyone else oh yeah definitely fake Wy we were the same age maybe you and me could I don't know actually be together yeah 100% this is oh no wait this isn't real yep oh God Jesus you shouldn't have done that dier watching that's probably the rule we have to get out of here we have to go back to the real world this is the real world oh that's the rule prepare to be banished from this land forever oh sh oh well I mean I guess he did kind of Fantasy Versus is reality what the hell do that mean hey seriously can you blame him was him for the honorable Judge kitty kitty meow meow face schwar what a this trial begins right meow and replaced with Town darling dippy fresh dippy come on dippy fresh hi it fresh I hate him [Music] [Laughter] so's scrapbook second grade October 10th what I think it's going to backfire I think it's going to make mael change her mind have oh that's so up February 14th fourth grade Valentine's Day oh come on man you can't the fact he remembers them too TI didn't get any oh man I thought I was the class loser different hat too I can't believe that kids your brother but in here who wants pug Sundays that's that oh okay what okay that's that's all right cool I thought can't the jury like that in mayel land anything goes they just bried the jury with pugs pug Sundays do you even have case I call as a witness mael Pines but there's a better way to get through it than denial and that's with help from people who care about you they purposely left everything out of course they did oh we've always been there for each other sock pop zombie one the grappling hook let's beat Bill and grow up together don't do the [Music] PS oh no it's all over rip mayel [Music] land whoa time to calm you down she doesn't have the power anymore oh no she doesn't because your Reign Over this land is over Jesus Christ uhhuh everyone get on Waddles is the same wles maybe because they're based on real things Waddles cannot be [Music] corrupted wow okay the confetti it was real Waddles all along waddles the real hero right there that is amazing I mean come on the real world can't be that bad right I mean you caused this you did cause this this is her fault come on guys let's see if we can go hide out in the shack I'm telling you Stan's going to be in there definitely definitely what was that why do I feel like they're playing like the dice game right now s Seuss getting ready it's battle [Applause] mode he's the chief just so everyone knows we're out of toilet paper bear did I miss something what that's we survived let's go every existing thing is born without reason prolongs itself out of weakness and dies by chance totally right I know qu was that what the really you I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment what hey even in a sack I still look better than you yo shut up girl you about to be humbled oh it's the wax head he's finally back we're trying to ration our food remember oh it's Granda I didn't even recognize her again yeah no bills allowed keep the triangles outy started vomiting nightmares I listened to a lot of AM radio so I knew what this meant the end of the world what I didn't expect was what happened next WoW the force field oh oh my god oh yeah the force field yeah the force field still that's when Pome breath over here shows up leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest yo so McGucket saved everybody I elected myself de facto cheat I love this Redemption Arc then I vote we eat the Gnomes hey I'm short not deaf stress make you [Laughter] chewy this is Shandra Jimenez reporting she's still reporting Here For the First Time Imes of whated to the how did she even get in there I don't know I'm shra Jimenez and I'm being turned into stone by a flying eyeball rip well now if we ban together I mean think about the way that you guys already already defeated him smarts whatever has very wow I think I figured out a way to fight Bill and rescue Ford but we're all going to have to work together is he going to include like three or four raccoons in this plan I hope so comfortable what did he just sit on I don't know oh god oh e as it turns out my weirdness can't escape the magical confines of this town I studied this years ago you just tell me that equation finally your dimension will be free anything will be possible yeah about that about that I'll remake a fun world oh my goder than anything you've imagined and all I need is your help so is Bill just like a like a club owner kind of yeah I'll just F and get he is Lucifer from the show Lucifer confirmed I'll you it's only a matter of time uh-oh well then okay dude it looks so cool the base in the sky with a rip doesn't have any gun swords I watch a lot of anime and trust me you're going to want some gun swords he's not he's not wrong what's an anime I mean hey you got to do what you got to do to save the world and he's training to punch him Grena they go let the T-Rex out he's seing him anime are they really making like a Take Back The Falls it's like the giant Gideon only it's going to be the Mystery Shack fine I'll wear it let's go of course no one asks the chief what he thinks after all I've done for everyone you lock yeah ex Dipper now oh no they didn't see this is going to look it's a battle it really is oh sh they used a car I won't let you into my mind oh my god let's go just fixed that door it's the hand is a DX it's literally the Power Rangers right now it's a mega it's the shakron seus did say you need to watch more anime this is pretty anime ooh o okay this is very sorry if this get messed up YouTube I'm sorry but it's the epic fight his beard is controlling one of the things look what a oh my God yo Wendy's a badass let's go multi bear is just looking from all angles right there time to blow the animation budget here boys a terrible power oh whoa oh his party hat uh-huh oh my what the damn magic bubble of protection oh true true true what the no no that is terrifying o oh right in the eye the grappling hook grappling H this finale is crazier than I could have possibly imagined okay everyone we get in rescue this is literally an anime right now uhhuh are those all sweaters oh no think so oh man it looks even worse that is so many so many people so many people grappling hook but how are we going to unfreeze them I know oh sh mayor Tyler he's the loadbearing human pull him out and the whole thing goes down oh this experience will forever scar no Tad no he's strange [Applause] now maybe I should try forgiven come here old friend there you go there you go okay all right now does anyone have a pen penil anything ah sprain all right Robbie helped with something for once in his life draw a circle on the floor well he's lost his mind some I recogniz then some I only recognize now oh Mabel's Sweater is on there that's all I'm going to say it is symb could create a and the hat and Dipper's hat defeated would be no not Dipper's hat my hat well but Dipper's hat was on there too thee and he's the six-fingered man oh let's go unable some Hoodie since the seventh grade Destiny hoodie an excuse to stand next toel God damn it oh I won't I will doesn't surprise me at all you know what his his slight creepiness is not near as bad when he's doing the good stuff oh no uhoh this is a mystical human energy oh they need it just has to be in the of yeah makes sense much like the spectacles need to be someone scholarly let's go M now hold hands everyone the one thing no one in our family has ever done but they need they need Stan oh I know Miss grun St realize this is a bunch of dogwash right you really think are you kidding me you want me to shake your hand say thank you thank you between me and him I'm not always the bad twin I can understand why he'd want to thank you though after dedicating his entire life to God damn it God I nobody likes the grammar police yeah that is true hey why aren't you dancing and that's how it ends wow who who the prophesize this I don't know I want to know I need water though God damn it mixed feelings I'm finishing right now happy and I don't want the adventure to end I love that Seuss is doing the recap like it's an anime recap SE all right the fin the last intro hate this I hate this so much I feel like someone was saying something right there uh-huh 100% that was weird we need to play it in reverse yeah we're not scared of you damn uhoh this Castle could really Ed some decoration oh my God they all have their symbol though it's too late friend Stanford but you can still save your family last chance I will say though Bill cyer very stylish knows how to decorate a place yes he he has a future in interior decoration I see [Applause] everything oh my god dude Jesus Murs because I've accidentally done it to myself come and get us you pointy jerk the ultimate taunt just taunting a god see you real soon Jesus Christ wow bill is such a terrifying antagonist you need to take his deal it's the only way he'll agree to save you and the kids just make yourself look like the other one he'll never noticed yeah right what other choice do we have switch your hat yeah right like just switch the Hat just outfit outfit change yeah when one doores choose a nearby wall and Bash it in with oh my God dude what grle Sand's lessons helped them out through all of life uh-huh they definitely changed outfits didn't they they had to have it looks like it don't do it for it'll destroy the universe oh even when you're about to die you Pine twins just can't yeah you can see the facial difference my only condition is that you let my brother and the kids go uhoh that'd be terrifying got to hand it to you for just wait know how to clear [Laughter] your what got him a pretty good impression of my brother don't I what the no no no no K Stan is actually very powerful in his head like yeah memory gun pretty clever huh don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too what oh no no dudee you made one fatal mistake you messed with my family I don't want him to lose his memories what's happening to me there's the backwards talking are they holding [Applause] hands oh my God unle Stan is an absolute Chad I'm so upset though I really hope that I really hope yeah they're in the circle you know oh no [Music] bye dude 100 oh sh un Stan you did it oh oh the kids don't what's your name oh yeah he doesn't remember anything come on it's me oh that's so sad dude Stan has no idea but he did it he saved the world this is so sad what I know end it like this there there's got to be a way to reverse it right like there's got to be something time baby or maybe the time guy who got away time guy time guy maybe the the time guy got away who's that big guy crying in the corner oh there's got to be something around here that can help bring them back th memories oh scrapbook this has to work here's the first day we came to Gravity Falls grun stand this is so sad I know I'm sorry I don't know what this is or who you are quit it Waddles I'm trying to oh we remember Waddles what you say I said get w Wait what off of me skip to my page he needs to remember our boss employe I have amnesia don't go try to give yourself a raise soon damn it's got ter oh I know same the neighborhood hotties it can't it can't end like this right it's if anyone goes asking around about the events of the last few days what do we say say never mind never mind all that we're going to zap you zap Ah that's a way to enforce Everything Jesus Christ wait what they're official now afterain hisan has made Millions overnight submitting his patents to the US government let's go dude mck other good he's going to buy that shed fully reced his memory oh hell yeah oh it's going be their birthday bir party and bod bod [Music] tea Bodacious busting a move on this skating board more like busting your pants loser he still has hman though oh God it would be to shrink all of you with the shrink R and bring you home with us in my pocket but since that's impossible is that impossible I love the honest though officially declare you technically teenagers me forever of us one of us a so cute we've got a problem weird mageddon has what but I'm detecting some strange new anomalies near the Arctic Ocean I don't want someone to come with me Stanley want it to be you will you give me a second chance to the St of war and babes a high probability but oh I'm so happy we're going to be away for a while that's why I'm shutting down the Mystery Shack for good you shut down your mouth for good there wouldn't be if I hadn't just found the perfect replacement oh yes ladies and gentlemen the Mystery Shack is Under New Management Su for manager Mr Mystery you're Mr Mystery now Seuss try not to burn the place down I'll move in immediately she had the moover truck and everything dude I believe don't play man I'll move in immediately a this was wrapped up perfectly it's so sad I'm not okay I want more but it is it was really well done thanks for wearing my goodbye sweater H it's cold out I had to something to grease out today oh and this read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls oh he's gonna he's going to get on the bus and instantly open abely yes are we going to get to know what's in the letter or no we're not going to get to know we is Waddles not coming home oh come on go Waddles go mom and dad won't let me bring a pig home to California so you can still try ah you know what forget it I lived with this pig all summer now your parents are going to have to Bringing animals aboard a moving vehicle is strictly prohibited by oh my god well that was beautiful you Knuckleheads were nothing but a nuisance and I'm glad to be rid of you oh no no I'm going to cry unle Stan crying uhuh unle [Music] Stan how dare they use this piano to their advantage right now I know like how dare they use this piano to their advantage I was waiting for it dude I knew the second I saw a gr stand cry it was going to get [Music] me H Manan you soulless being yeah you piece of but if you're curious don't wait his girlfriend girlfriend yeah his girlfriend was there what a kraken oh my god oh open open it open it come on oh that is so sweet wow there was like everybody on there even Robbie I'm so upset that it's over Dude I know we have the shorts but I know it's not going to be the same oh that's adorable it was a incredible end really good show I understand why people are still obsessed with this show to this day been ride thanks for watching but the Summer's over it's just getting sadder over here come on
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