Watching *PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN* for the FIRST TIME

Pirates of the Caribbean I know I sound a mess I heard about this movie a long time ago and I'm just not getting a chance to watch it I think it has Johnny Depp nck cage uh damn uh let me think about this roller [Music] intro what's going on you guys I am Dev G welcome or welcome back to the channel so of course before I get started I got to thank you guys so so much because you a got to click on my video and you did thank you so much I got you homie so today Pirates of the Caribbean dog I'm excited man I heard this movie is absolutely phenomenal I heard there's three of them man so I'm excited about that cuz I feel like when movies are good as [ __ ] you just have to have a Trilogy dog um I don't know [ __ ] about this damn movie I ain't going to try to pretend man without further Ado if you guys new to the channnel feel free to subscribe but if you don't it's all good just smash a thumbs up so without further Ado [Music] [ __ ] let's get to [Music] it I like a candy in the candy store dog I heard this [ __ ] good man that a a lion and a a unicorn this is creepy as hell this a this a a damn horror movie is it quiet Missy cursed Pirates sail these Waters we don't bring them down in the snow do you Mr Gibbs that will do I'm like bro is this a horror movie just like Disney or some [ __ ] I'd luck to be singing about pirates with us mared in this unnatural fog mark my words I liutenant pirating no joke I think it' be rather exciting to meet a pirate think again Miss Swan he like a V and dissolute creatures the lot of them I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves I bet he can't fight he talk lot of [ __ ] in a sudden stop I bet if a pirate came up right now he'd probably run and [ __ ] his pants I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter actually I find it so fascinating yes that's what concerns me what's up with they wigs boy I guess that was like a sound of like royalty having them ugly ass wigs back then what she say umbrella in the middle of the sea or the ocean nope a boy floating boy in the water damn the he must have uh be on a ship that got attack my Pirates and escaped or something and I assum he climbed on top of that plank he's still breathing Mery Mother of God what's coming damn what happened here don't get scared now P Pirates but Pirates kill women and children and kids Rouse the captain immediately he to and take in sail launch the boats he said let's run what that [ __ ] you was talking about P get what they deserve they going to look for um surviving people he L it's okay my name's I wonder how he survived I bet his ass traumatized you're a pirate [ __ ] his name is William Turner that's all I found out a pirate so the pirate ship got [Music] attacked better hide that girl what the that mother beat [Music] up oh she was that's a dream what's a vivid ass dream boy oh is that like a a [Music] memory nope not a memory I think Pirates are like thugs on the sea I think I don't know all right take the necklace off girl are you yes take it off there you go or do that still a bed at this hour it's a beautiful day I have a gift for you I wonder where uh wheel turner is beautiful isn't it may I inquires to the occasion does a father need an occasion to doubt upon his daughter I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today the ceremony Captain norrington's promotion ceremony uhoh I knew it trying to pass her ass off he liked Captain like gentle think he fancies you Elizabeth pop [ __ ] pop the reib by the place TI ass dress well women in London must have learned not to breathe they were like a was it like a coret or something like that to like squeeze your [ __ ] in stop stop touching [ __ ] boy you touching [ __ ] breaking it Mr turn good to see you again good day sir look at all fancy is I have your order oh that's Will Turner okay he's a the blade is folded steel that's gold figary laid into the handle perfectly balanced the Tang is nearly the full width of the blade impressive he got some skills do pass my compliments on to your master I shall he a slave a Craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated you saved me to be a slave Elizabeth she let me out [ __ ] left me out to se so good to see you oh she like him I had a dream about you last night about me said entirely proper for you to day met you remember how could I forget Miss Swan well how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth oh yeah she like him for sure at least once more Miss Swan yeah see at least the boy has a sense of propriety now we really must be going there y Mr Turner I would assume that she's royalty he's below her so the dead don't like him um Johnny de that boy boat sinking cuz what supposed to be outside the boat not in the boat I assume he's a [Music] pirate the play whole boat is [Music] sing he must be a a shitty pirate dog it's a shilling to tie up your boat the dock that look and I shall need to know your name the mug sunk what is three sh we forget the name welcome to Port Royal Mr he ain't broke got it right [Music] back British is that to do that she she supp a like he aged well though don't like he aged at all actually he can't fight he too fancy this dock is off limits to civilians I'm terribly sorry I didn't know if I see one I shall inform you immediately oh we got a slick tongue but there's no shipers can match the Interceptor for Speed I've heard of one the black pear they no real oh he got they ass they dumb black pear is a real [ __ ] they going to argue captained by a man so evil that hell itself SP back out ship than the Black Pearl is that what you're saying they arguing about a damn [ __ ] while he done walked off to get on their ship no real ship as can match The Intercept gone people to steal y [ __ ] you don't have permission to be aboard there mate I'm sorry it's just what's your purpose in Port Royal I confess it is my intent why you backing out with the gun I don't trust people like that but they too damn nervous for me I think he's telling the truth if he were telling the truth he wouldn't have told us unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to Goa [Music] mrix I bet poor I bet those supp be boring as [ __ ] she about to P out that TI ass dress on this promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved she about to fall out while you trying to [ __ ] talk to her bro you focus on the wrong stuff you have become a fine woman Elizabeth I can't breathe yes I I'm a bit nervous myself she want the P you dumb ass dude how the [ __ ] you missed that she about to pass out Elizabeth let's see if he going to jump l'sen it's his true love he going to jump oh no will you be saving he was going on swim the tools that boy swim like a damn [Music] fish what the hell was that what is that what the hell just happened there that's the uh necklace wheel head on what the [ __ ] oh that cor cret coret what the [ __ ] it's called holding a damn oh sh she can leave the tight ass thing on I never would have thought of that clearly you've never been to Singapore like you don't think at all where did you get that on your feet he just saved her life I'm fine he saved her life and you want to arrest him shoot him what the [ __ ] are you serious do you really intend to kill my rescuer y punk ass he a't want to jump I believe thanks are annoying [ __ ] you [ __ ] had a brush with the East India Trading Company did we pirate hang him keep guns on him czy someons he just saved her life and they want to hang him I'm in the market as it were he said he come to comeand Deer one told you was telling snitch these are his oh snitching ass pirate or not this man Sav My Life One Good Deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness though it seems enough he jealous that's what it is finally I knew you'd warm up to me what come orings in my effects please [ __ ] I saved her ISE Miss Swan I'm with him sh y'all going to hang me [ __ ] that how he going to escape cuz he ain't got no dang on uh no powder I kiss her too you're despicable sticks in st's love I saved your life you saved mine voila you will always remember this is the day that am I missing something but ain't the gun empty Captain oh he don't have extra powder that's what he going to do W how the hell he going to get down open fire dude that going to hit him look at him him moving that damn fast but they can't shoot that damn good oh Jack slick boy all right all right oh the um blacksmith I bet his ass slopped everybody back then was drinking probably drinking heavy not going to work bro like hell [Music] no oh okay oh did it [Music] work hey look will can fight I want to see what he can do uh-oh the Pirates you seem somewhat familiar have I threatened you before if I threatened you before well then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your recck yeah he don't know if he don't know he's a pirate let's see what he can do find for her honor you know something too I bet will Co cuz he makes SWS all day this is what he do step here very good and now I step again that's what slick he slick with the dog real calm B he let you live you are between me and my way out and now you have no weapon well he's in a blacksmith shop weapons everywhere it's so funny the donkey know what hot is you know for real he should try to leave because he [ __ ] he's a slave hell with that I leave with the pirate bro perhaps the reason you practice 3 hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet I practice 3 hours a day so that when I meet a pirate I can kill it I bet he trying to prove himself to the dead in the community dog they don't give a [ __ ] about him [Music] what Jack s so is he fighting for Mr Swan honor oh he got him just let him go bro oh [ __ ] the good you cheated pirate dude ain't no rules in fighting M you cheated this shot is not meant for you who was that a [ __ ] bro you should let him go they going to say thank you you've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive just doy my he do no work well I trust that you will always remember this is the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped take him away that's what I mean nice juicy Brown here boy [ __ ] boy the dog is never going to move oh excuse us if Weg well I meant you're being threatened by that pirate sounds terrifying but the Commodore proposed fancy that that's a smart Match Miss if to say it is a smart match H is somewhere else what any woman should dream of marrying besides [Music] you oh what's the name of the Black Pearl wonder if that that that uh that necklace called The Black Pearl I know those guns C too it's the P never lives any survivors no survivors and where do the stories come from I wonder makees sense that mother came ready dog y'all ain't ready y'all done oh get the [Music] baby Bo yeah pirat are way more vicious than thugs bro he popped that [ __ ] right in they must Hur no caught yall up more bro Governor that boy panicking barricade yourself in my office that's an order somebody scared of [ __ ] [Music] uhoh you did hello chump boom Double L ass out oh [ __ ] so they know who got the uh the necklace that's Oney ass they's come to kidnap you what you're the governor's daughter come on in here that's not [Music] why kick him girl kick [Music] him right in the nuts kick him in the nuts [ __ ] God damn what she think of her face [Music] face Wow Let's see if she can fight I will be impressed if she can fight dog you've got something of ours and it CS to us the go calls to us go oh that's the uh the calls direction to the gold par I invoke the right of par according to the code of the Brethren set down by the Pirates Morgan and Bartholomew you have to take me to your captain I know the code an adversary demands parlay you can do them no harm until the parlay is complete blazes with the code she wants to be taken to the captain quick this inial we must honor the code I respect that they kill they they by by the cold youby good boy Elizabeth get your ass some that's the same guy who got chopped up [Music] oh is it a dud it didn't blow up damn it blew out the other side that's whack is that damn dog still sitting there that's said doggy come on you filthy M damn this ain't the Armory Captain Jack SP last a black pirate boy I don't see that [ __ ] off the deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers what the [ __ ] so there is a curse oh [ __ ] so they all cursed so the whole um all them powers are [Music] cursed so that uh the charm that she has on her necklace is connected to the Black Pearl and then the moon does something Captain aong she's invoked par with Captain Barosa I here to neg [ __ ] SP silence [ __ ] I am here to negotiate the cation of hostilities against Port Royal I want you to leave and never come back what you going to give them the medalia I'll drop it okay beholds a Burston with swag that b sh they can just go get it I recognized this ship I saw it 8 years ago on the Crossing from England oh [ __ ] so it disappeared in the uh in the fog so it can't hit water don't be no fool girl let him get too close you have a name Miss he Elizabeth Turner hold your arm out though I'm a maid in the governor's household it's Turner she's smart bootstrap real Turner gave her at the last night and how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that I didn't steal it if that's what you mean very well you handed over we'll put your town to our Rudder [ __ ] turn don't trust it don't be no fool I wouldn't have done that you have to take me to shore according to the code of the oh [ __ ] you return to shore was not part of so they go they are going to leave welcome aboard the Black Pearl Miss Turner and you still a damn prisoner you negotiate the turn but you missed out on a few details ain't that some [ __ ] cuz I would assume that that ship isn't easy to find we have to hunt him down we must save her and where do you propose we start if you have any information concerning my daughter please share it [ __ ] y'all Jack Sparrow he talked about the Black Pearl they were mentioned it is more what he did har who invaded this fort left Sparrow locked in his cell Oro they are not his allies why does it seem that he cares more about his daughter than he the own dad do and the fiance or whatever you're not a military man you not a sailor you are a blacksmith he can kick your ass not the moment rash actions you Sparrow hey you are familiar with that ship the Black Pearl I've heard of it where does it make birth where does it make birth Captain Barosa and his crew of miscreant sail from the dreaded IL de mua it's an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is the ship's real enough H therefore its Anchorage must be a real place where is it why ask me because you're a pirate and you want to turn by yourself is that it you ain't got the damn medalion never obviously they know who he is so he got information they took me swth oh so it is that you found a girl you'll have to do it alone mate I see no profit in it for me yes you do freedom I can get you out of here how's that the keys run off I help build these cells these are half pin barrel hinges hold up with the right Le do we have a deal proper application of strength don't do we have a deal wait what's your name Wilton that would be short for William I imagine good strong name no doubt name for your father eh yes you know him uh if you spring me from this cell I swear on pain of death I shall take you to the black pear and your bonny lass I don't know though we have an accord can you be trusted agreed agreed oh no dog quick I just thought about something they find out that wheel free uh Captain Jack Sparrow they probably going to make him a a fugitive too how far are you willing to go to save her I'd Die For Her no good love no worries facts this is oh okay I would say why I walk under the water with the boat like that but okay that's [Music] smart oh [ __ ] I bet that damn ship's slow though cuz it's big everyone stay calm we are taking over the ship I have us you'll never make it out of the bay I'm Captain Jack he I blast your ass get off come off what they do make him make him help rash turner He's without doubt the worst pirate I have ever seen [ __ ] bring around that is a big ass ship dog taking their ship smart that's smart cuz their ship already ready sail down and everything deuces yeah dumb ass got you thank youor for getting us ready to make way we've had a hard time of it by ourselves and what were you seeing again about being a roach pirate I'd rather see her at the bottom of the ocean and in the hands of a pirate he embarrassed kick y'all off and make y' ass swim back that boy slick man my mother raised me by herself after she died I came out here looking for my father is that so so he don't remember his pirs I'm not a simpleton Jack you knew my father I know him probably one of the few who knew him as William Turner everyone else has called him bootstrap or bootstrap Bill bootstrap Bill Good Man man good pirate I swear you look just like him it's not true he was a merchant sailor a good respectable man who obeyed the law was a bloody pirate a scell wag I wonder who told him this [ __ ] lie it's not worth you getting beat again you didn't beat me you ignored the Rules of Engagement and plus two bro you want you want your father to be honorable they didn't respect you ain't no [ __ ] rules and fighting bro you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't the pirate is in your blood boy so you'll have to square with that someday now me for example I can let you drown can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not cuz you can't go back you have no choice Tortuga Tortuga Tortuga so is this is it Teta no man would ever feel unwant Scarlet I thought that was a dude sure deserve that it was she what oh he done pound to all of them huh a man C you for breathing your [ __ ] your idiot Jack you should no burn to with the pigs Miss pig [ __ ] the man who did the waking B the man who was sleeping a drink that's disgusting bro keep a sharp eye oh looking for uh crew what's the nature of this Venture y I'm going after to the Black Pearl sh on a damn trunk I know where it's going to be and I'm going to take it Jack it's a Fool's thereon he want a ship you know better what makes you think Bob Boos will give up his ship to you let's just say it's a matter of Leverage I wonder if his dad was a pirate for the uh the captain so and only a shipmate could battle to own the uh the ship that is the child of bootstrap Bill Turner his only child savy is he now oh was he was bootstrap the um the captain of that boat for there's no need to stand on ceremony no call to impress anyone you must be hungry say go ahead eat try the wine he like damn girl and this is Aztec gold one of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortez himself how you get it blood Money Paid to stem the slaughter he red upon him with his armies an immortal that removes but a single piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity H I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore Captain bers okay I that's exactly what I so you steal a piece from the chest and you get cursed we a Cursed Men Mr compelled by gried you were but now we are consumed by it what about the monkey is the monkey cursed too you can't don't look at that [ __ ] knife it ain't going to help you girl it's not going to help they say they [ __ ] cursed there is one way we can end our curse all the scattered pieces of the azte gold must be restored oh and the blood repa gotcha okay so return to gold and the curse we have the final piece and that's it and the blood to be repaid that's why there's no sense to be killing you oh [ __ ] yeah apple girl you ain't going to know where to go knowwhere to go he just toying with you now no I'm curious after to killing me what is it you're planning on doing next nothing you in a [ __ ] ship in the middle of nowhere so how come we can still bleed then so the whole crew cursed girl you done you stay on his good side oh the [ __ ] monkey curse too the Moonlight shows us for what we need oh the Moonlight okay of the warmth of a woman's flesh you best start believe so you stuck in between Turner you're in one oh wait so you can't you don't taste nothing probably don't sleep no sex no nothing [ __ ] that yeah that's a curse all of them faithful hands before the Mast Every Man worth his salt so crazy to boot Every Man worth his salt so this is your body Mr cotton answer man he's a mut sir Dev at his out so we trained the parrot to talk for him no one just figed Mr Cotton's parot for half I'm old as [ __ ] question and what's the benefit for us woman anaria oh shoot now that one I deserve you stole my boat actually St the [ __ ] out of two times you know some too I've never seen a a woman pirate they mostly prisoners we should drop canvas sir she can hold a bit longer boy what's in your head has that bad boy going to be turned apart we're catching out if yall make it so what's so good about the Black Pearl so whoever has that medallion you know that peace has to be sacrificed what the hell a damn bird say put a chill in the bones how many honest Sailors have been claimed by this passage follow that what you're over with not a lot known about Jack Sparrow for he showed up in tortugo with a mind to go after The Treasure of the island de Mora that was before I'd met him back when he was Captain the Black Pearl Oh shoot what so he did own it I wonder how he lose it then see 3 days out in the Venture the first mate comes to him and says everything's an equal share that should mean the location of the treasure too oh Jack gives up the baring that night there was a mutiny a marooned Jack on an island and left him to die but not before he'd gone mad with the heat oh [ __ ] so he stole up that Pearl from you so that's the re reason for all really but Jack he escaped the island and he still has that single shot or he won't use it though save on one man so he didn't go crazy he mutinous first mate Bosa okay then on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles lushed them together and made a raft so he drifted off on [ __ ] sea turtles what did he use for rope that's a cck of [ __ ] that don't make any sense at all human hair from my back let go the anchor so they stealing it again I thought they were returning it we finally get to spend it oh so you get to steal everything besides what's in the chest not all treasure is silver and gold M gentlemen the time has come salvation is every last piece that went astray we have returned save for this not yet calm down oh [ __ ] we wait for the opportunity moment it's two against how many men may I ask you something that I ever given you reason not to trust me do us a favor I know it's difficult for you but please stay here and try not to do anything stupid what if you leave him cuz he just want the ship and whose blood must yet be paid that's messed up though cuz she ain't steal as [ __ ] beg my blood the blood undone B sorry Jack I'm not going to be your he see I can't wait that's it that's it waste not oh [ __ ] oh I that the [ __ ] cut a head off or something a [Music] [ __ ] did it work that's too easy did it work I don't feel no different how do we tell shoot somebody see if they die you're not dead no he shot me is well that's a FAL would have find out what the hell the wrong blood I bet was your father William Turner oh [ __ ] no they need will where's his child the child from England 8 years in whose veins flows the blood of William Turner wrong BL knock the ass out you brought us the wrong person no she had to medion I mean what they would have known see for nothing I won't take question and our second guess is not to relaxi you it his either every decision you've made L us from bad oh [ __ ] is this the Mutiny thing it was sure the it's about to go south we cut her throat and spill all our blood just in case boy they ass crazy they about to cut his ass up The Medallion she's taking it find but even if they find her dog The Curse still going to be there and she the wrong person oh so the last time they saw him they abandon him on [ __ ] on the island par that's the one par par par damn to the depths would have M it thought a parlay welcome aboard Miss Elizabeth the Gibs hey boy where be Jack Jack Jack's Jack SP so what now an quick the code is a code nobody's exempt you get left behind you stay behind when you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing mate I'm Captain Jack Sparrow ah well I won't be making that mistake again but he's not y remember captain black Sparrow so Jack can die kill him the girl's blood didn't work did it hold your fire he's smart knowledge his power you know who's blood we need I know whose blood you need yeah we left him to die so it's like [ __ ] we ain't friends [ __ ] it you said you gave Barosa my name as yours I wouldn't go back why are yes you do I'm sorry blacksmith's handsome I know they're rough I mean yes they are but that's who she really love don't stop Pound Town boy [ __ ] that you just crossed the whole ocean for her you going to fill this it's yours I thought I'd lost it the day they rescued me so he do recognize it my father he sent it to me so he made up a story in his mind so you know he's a private why did you take it did he kill your way because I was afraid that you were a pirate it wasn't your blood they needed it was my father's blood that's yours my blood what is this guy name this actor um the blood of a pirate damn I'm so sorry please forgive me [ __ ] I can't think of it so you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away my ship no it's not your ship I expect sing I the only one who hasn't committed Mutiny therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting although I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact you had betrayed me and left me to die I would have an equal share in that curse same as you oh that's why he don't have the curse cuz he wasn't there captain we're coming up on the so actually a good thing they left one of damn Island they caught him all [ __ ] so then they won't need Jack to lose the gall this she carry every we've got what's happening the black he's ging on us I guess it's faster because it has more sails light the ship the anything we can afford to lose oh making it lighter okay fast apparently there's a leak you would think the bigger ship would be slower look and the d g s's got holes in it so how the [ __ ] is it catching that ship who so I take it the ship is cursed because the crew is cursed we must fight load the guns with what anything anything we have left with a will say stuff whatever you got in there you will load into the little the anchor that's going to slow him down though right so what get behind him what they doing let go oh [ __ ] she can Sailors of oh because the uh the guns outside of the boat oh [ __ ] this about to go down because they can't die one boat's shooting silver where the other one's shooting cannon balls [ __ ] never mind St throwing holes in my ship that was a spoon right look like LU on side she's not one they're after lost [Music] on oh [ __ ] boy this this thing going Bo for to go over it's going over [ __ ] dog what dude you got to find a damn Medallion first I mean even if they get them they don't have the D so it won't be no good this [ __ ] already sinking a [ __ ] blow it up [Music] huh you know he accidentally to do good [ __ ] [ __ ] this D going monkey that's not very nice she fight that's sex where's The Medallion where's the William [Music] well if he drown then all this [ __ ] for nothing I can't move it oh [Music] crap well thank you Jack let God dang going you're welcome not you we Nam the monkey Jack our hope is restored no it ain't cuz you don't have a [Applause] wheel is he [Music] stuck any of you so much as thinks the word parlay I love so tired that [ __ ] word [Music] p holy they didn't think this [ __ ] thre oh [ __ ] throw to the man oh he he survived blast his it well [ __ ] I say blast his ass but he can't die you've only got one shot and we can't die I shoot myself you can't I can't [ __ ] it you need me smart who are you no one he's no one a distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed lovely singing voice though he trying to protect him my name is Will Turner my father was bootstrap Bill Turner his blood runs in my veins us name your terms Mr Turner Elizabeth goes free yes we know that one and the crew the crew are not to be harmed is jackp the crew agreed damn his teeth [ __ ] up damn you can go free but where you going to [Applause] go that's a long ass way to swim there she free don't dare impune me on her boy he didn't lie goes with your black heart oh it's still warm uhoh look at the monkey even talking [ __ ] too long is this the Shar infested waters I'd really rather hope we what you got Jack he stay up with some slick Jack Jack that be the same little island that we made you governor of on our last little trip where be Jack's pistol Bring It Forward what are you going to do with that one shot it'll be one pistolis before and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady he said eat her that boy know he can swim but your hands tied up [Music] dog that boy a fish they can swim their ass off they both for here the Black Pearl is gone unless you have a Rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice unlikely little titties you vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company you sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot are you the real soft last time I was here a ground total of three days all right last time the Run Runners used this island as a cash came by and I was was able to Bar a passage off looks of things they've long been out of business probably have your bloody friend lington to thanks for that H so that's it then he bared his way off that's the secret Grand Adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow he spent 3 days lying on a beach drinking R welcome to the Caribbean L I figured that riding C [ __ ] was [ __ ] [ __ ] well riding Turtles and using your hair you're right when I get both them slop I'm going to teach it to the whole crew it's not just a ke and a hole in a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but the black PE really is what is it is freedom Jack every boat is freedom though I'm confused company is infinitely better than last time and they what are you doing he's trying to he has definitely improved Mr Sparrow I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk I know exactly what you mean love to freedom to the black pear what's the catch she ain't drinking none what's her what's her idea oh [ __ ] set all the room on fire you can't get drunk no more bro good you burned all the food the shame the rum yes the rum is gone one because it is a bile drink that turns even the most respectable men to complete scoundrel to that signal is over 1,000 ft high but why is the Run gone just Sparrow you give it one hour maybe two keep a weather eye open and you will see white sails on that Horizon what the [ __ ] he going to do shoot her oh he met about the room there'll be but we've got to save will no oh [ __ ] they found her quick we will return to Port Royal immediately not ganting after pirate the boy's fate is regrettable that's [ __ ] up but then so is his decision to engage in piracy he left to find her to prevent anything from happening to me if I may be so bold as to check my they so crazy and dumb he left to save his daughter and he'll say screw him too Commodore I beg you please do this for me as a wedding gift Elizabeth are you accepting the commodore's proposal go save will then yes I am win I love smart girl drinks all around shaely marry your stupid ass clap him in eyes right he going to do it cuz he won't Hur H up on the damn floor with [ __ ] [ __ ] you knew William Turner oh bootstrap Bill we knew him he said it wasn't right with the code that's why you sent off a piece of the treasure to you as it were you said we deserve to be cursed and remain cursed stupid blighter good man well as you can imagine that didn't sit too well with the captain that didn't sit Captain what the captain did he strapped a cannon to bootstraps bootstraps [ __ ] Boot and last we saw of old bu Turner he was sinking to the crush and Black oblivion of Baby Jones locker but he could still be alive because he came down I don't care for the situation any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush not if you're the one doing the ambushing I go in I convinced Barosa to send his men out with their little boats you and your M there's still a slight rist to those the da which includes the future Mrs Commodore sorry but it's for your own safety C the Commodore I have to tell him this is Jack sparrows doing well you are safe no mistakes this time he's only after you know something we spit it all you lift the curse that means you can kill him guess there is reason so maybe lift the curse then kill him my blood excuse me my blood Jack you can't get rid of him where's Elizabeth she's safe she's safe just like I promised and you get to die for it just like you promised everybody get what they wanted act a woman shut up you're next oh is he gonna kill him this time I want to be doing that mate no I really think I do your funeral what happened to the prick of the finger though because the HMS Dauntless Pride of the royal Navy waiting for you so as soon as you [ __ ] lift the curse you're a corer you think he wasn't telling the truth mine [ __ ] he good at that boy make you do exactly what he wants you to do I suppose in exchange you wanted me not to kill the welp no no no no all by all means kill the we wait to lift the curse until the opportune moment what the plan after you've killed norrington's men every last one what is he doing he just stole one I want 50% of your plunder 15 we have an accord all hands to the boats apologies you give the orders chance take a walk so killed the man steal both boats not make him captain of the Black Pearl while he run both boats smart but what's jaet going to do them boys walking to the [ __ ] bottom of the ocean wow you ain't GNA see nothing coming either only in the Moonlight that's slick that's cold boy I ain't a f of the daddy I believe you made a very good decision today couldn't be more proud of you it oh yeah gone that don't look strange two women raring out the middle of no [ __ ] were the middle of the ocean come on dog are you there oh wow but she love her some wheel you don't know nothing a making a sound stop that let feel like a fool he enjoying this [ __ ] too much I love eyes boom Oh that's a damn good shot he missed though but damn good shot because you can never predict they're going to do something incredibly stupid okay but you can't kill him [Music] though so send majority of the crew off to fight the the few okay you're off the edge of the map mate here there be monsters [ __ ] I can't die what's the point of this fight you could burn the ship up God dang you Can't Scare it what's the point of her getting a ship though cuz will Ain oh the crew okay I about cuz willing [Music] thir make for the ship and most of the men off the boat boy y'all over with his punk ass hiding about time that damn Weg but let that [ __ ] Weg go you can't beat me Jack what's the point of this fight oh [ __ ] I didn't think about that oh shoot that's interesting what the hell oh [ __ ] he stole a piece could smart this was his damn plan that's why he took it grab by your damn [Music] throat what you screaming for you don't feel [ __ ] how they going to win come on now Jack Sparrow would be two Immortals locked battle or you could surrender I will say lip the curse and then [ __ ] kill him what is in that cable we must save him ready and he what the hell the code please I need your help come on the jack owes us a ship and there's the code to consider the code your Pirates hang the code and hang the rules they're more like guidelines anyway true bloody pirate oh [ __ ] they say screw you damn they bogus she said she save them set them free and they say [ __ ] her too huh they stealing our [ __ ] I SK to the D on be knocked it out I'm going to teach you the he has a um Med not but a piece of gold too so is he he is he Immortal [ __ ] your tongue [Music] TI well you don't feel [ __ ] what you screaming for smart got they ass tied together okay here we go here we go all right oh [ __ ] uh-oh oh [ __ ] that one shot 10 years you carry that pistol now you waste your shot he didn't waste it or did [Music] he he got him got your ass right on the nose I feel cold the moment you actually turn human you die you want to be human so bad is that an actual hand it is you see that [ __ ] parlay the ship is ours gentlemen he say a chunk stay hitting the whole entire [Music] time he ain't do [ __ ] but fight an arm should return to the dness your fiance will be wanting to know you're safe girl cut it out if you I li [ __ ] I'm not marrying you you can't force me to they left y ass they gone he right right I respect that this [ __ ] hurt look at this [ __ ] after all of this saving his daughter steal a sentence to [Music] deatha Offa a cleric of the Church of England that's a long ass list I kidnapping [Music] uhoh the crew came back big [ __ ] too I should have told you every from the moment I met you I love you I love you say it back cuz you love him too you know what time it ises I can't breathe fell out [Music] again oh [ __ ] ah oh oh never mind never mind a is [Music] sh come on man that boy huge too big ass dude close line they kicking ass with the Rope hey boy that's a true pirate huh I guess he can accepted his Destiny oh [ __ ] [ __ ] on our return to Port Royal I granted you clemency and this is how you thank me screw you if all I have achieved here is that the hangman will earn two pairs of boots instead of one so be it at least my conscience will be clear you forget your place shut up pun ass dude it's right here between you and Jack as is mine oh [ __ ] what she going to do L your weapons for goodness sake put them down don't put this [ __ ] in my daughter so this is where your heart truly Li I lied to your ass punk I don't want you well I'm actually feeling rather good about this I think we've all arrived at a very special place eh a stink ecumenically like all he do istically this is the day that you will always the he can finish his damn sentence Oh that had to hurt idiot what's your plan of action let him go sir perhaps on the rare occasion pursuing the right course demands an act of piracy piracy itself can be the right cause Mr Turner what I will accept the consequences of my actions this is a beautiful sword I would expect the man who made it to show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life respect respect what about Sparrow that's what's up I didn't see that coming from him for to give him one day Head Start here's a blacksmith no that boy a pirate he's a pirate about damn time [ __ ] he should have been kissed her go Tong her down go on Daddy now let him do that thing they came back for old Jack thought you were supposed to keep to the col we figured they were more actual guidelines guidelines the Black Pearl is yours got the crew got the [Music] ship what on Deck you scab dog hands to braces oh mute he can't hear [ __ ] bring me that Horizon and really bad eggs drink up me your ho this was fire y'all I definitely got to watch part two to this man why would you want to kill the man who saved your daughter um about we's dead so was Will Dead a part of the crew or was he the captain and I guess because he stole the the piece that made wheels blood valuable but this [ __ ] was F I hope you guys enjoy my reaction give me a thumbs up like share and comment if you're not subscribed subscribe support the patreon and I catch you next [Music] time

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Length: 66min 15sec (3975 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 19 2024