Watch: This flight attendant has 'em rolling in the aisles!

can pretend to have your attention for just a few moments my ex-husband Monday boyfriend and their divorce to turn here to show you the safety features it's been a long day for me so properly fasten your seat belts on the flattens the buckle to release lift up on the Bible position your seat belt tied below across your hips like my grandmother were star support bra with your man you want to throw down on there's eight ways to get there - for exit doors rumbling window exist erected or signs overhead disco lights on the floor lead each exit everybody gets the door bronze in the seat back pocket in front of you along with dirty diapers chewing gum wrappers banana peels and although the gives you leave persons on top with an insect information card take it out check out you'll notice from the highly unlikely event that the captain Lynch snare on top everybody gets their very own bikini once I pulled another attack and fight to make it a playable in the to mature shoulder questions are coming by hoping that you'll tell them we have to the seat in front of you leaving absolutely no rope your knees or feet as you know we're there no smoking no whining no complaining o'clock Hitler please and thank you and you are such a good looking flight attendant fly smoking it's like a lot of work except one super comes more people have it or decline so that's two thousand dollars if you want to pay that for your airfare you should have Club somebody else if we do make you that nervous the next hour and a half you're more than welcome to step outside we go discriminate I serve a special permit section just for you want me to show you good you tonight we have up in the air and the climate is starving Emma so Indian her motto is if you can either you can smoke it come on I'm just hearing with designers drawing any smoke detector or webcam a different laboratories Federal Aviation Regulations apart browsers are compliance a lot of pastors are information signs and pastor placards basically just do what we say and nobody gets hurt I'll get ever anticipate loss of cabin pressure if we did we certainly would be at work tonight that evening in Florida message off the apartment ever had stop screaming like oh grenade we're pulling that blessing tipping a school a student place the mask over a dozen Athenry normally to activate long oxygen siblings are 70 buses for the first minute although the plastic bag may not each light you are receiving lots of lots of gin and if you're traveling with small children we're sorry if you're traveling with more than one child pick the one that you think might have the most earning potential down the road and if you're traveling with somebody needing very special assistance like your husband glasses are or your wife put on your mask first that's it for the news an ounce of show Mattel sit back and relax or you can set up we can see the website now I'm not going back laughs are we taking serious like there's anything at all we can do to make your flat orange Robo please tell us that this man is the Elena Salt Lake City and if there's anything you can do to make our flat more enjoyable tell you immediately will shine that's what we call very cheap entertainment nobody had a pastor but you're surfing I'm going to refund that's nice

Channel: HLN

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Length: 3min 5sec (185 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 17 2014