watch people die inside – 11

[Music] because i've been writing these songs for too long and too many people copying me a lot of people work really really hard for their dreams but it's not meant for everybody that's why you use auto-tune and i don't hi guys so um i'm going to just talk to you a little bit about my skin and why me and my partner have gone vegan um vegans we um i haven't caught on kebabs are you mental are you having me on now be serious y'all have you ordered back who the [ __ ] hello ma hello you drunk all the [ __ ] milk man give me my goddamn news there's been a lot of controversy surrounding the usage of uh of the n word in this movie and no nobody none the word would be oh i don't want to say it why not i don't like to say it have you ever said it no sir try it i don't like to say it try it really seriously we're not going to have this conversation unless you say it you want to move on to another question okay awesome um don't i don't i don't like i don't want to say come on can you will you say it no [ __ ] no that's not the same thing why do you want me they're going to bleep it when you say it say it i can't say it if i say this question it won't make air okay forget it okay i'll skip it sorry guys it was a good question no it would it was great question it wasn't a great question if you can't say the word i wanted to ask about you wanna poke it they ask you how you are you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine you just can't get into it because [Music] wait what [ __ ] that does where class at welcome back this is my outside cat i don't know who the actual owner is but she's a really sweet girl she lets me pet her and uh in the background there you can see tesla oh my god oh i see what's going on okay what's going on what are you doing stuff bro what am i doing nothing or anything oh no i don't have any oh because i thought you were going to teach me some stuff that's all is everything okay yeah everything's fine yeah actually everything is just fine but i need you to have a seat right there yes sir at the camera just have a seat please now watch how fast his story changes from a man appearing eager to take photos of our decoy to a mere victim of circumstance my friend told me to come here to take uh bring the camera and your friend told you to come here yes sir and who's your friend a guy named kevin kevin and what's kevin's last name i don't know how long have you known this friend we just met on on the base so you're going to come in and you have your camera ready and you say to the girl who you think is 13 or your friend thinks she's 13. i you want to run up you want to run upstairs because you only have a little bit of time do you see why this does not make sense yes sir i i i perfectly why you think i'm just as stunned as you are how oh you're stunned because you got caught that's why you're stunned because i think you're telling a big fat lie to me right now i'm not telling you lie sir it doesn't make sense i know as the air force mechanic sweats profusely he reveals he's about to be deployed to iraq i could leave in about a week incoming call from deep throat queens foreign i am the extreme side of tattoo and body modification because that's my passion and that's my life do you know what my passion is my passion is eating [Applause] [Music] oh no no no no everybody's saying i can't skate fast i'm pretty wrong [Music] [Music] welcome to playing bop it with excessive force i broke it wow this turkey is almost as juicy as my assassins [Music] [Music] [Music] that's not how you get a guy you're like you're like 36. what are you doing with a ponytail yeah note to ladies don't wear your hair in a ponytail wear it down on your shoulders because then it uh it indicates that you are a female how did this happen so quickly well the appendix was most likely burst due to pressure during sex thank you uh just just a shake sorry shake your booty oh what happened probably gonna put his hand on it what happened come on seven oh now he's sad [Music] come on big guy seven bro that was your fumble not mine come on seven come on come on come here you want something to eat oh did you get a lot of reaction to that super bowl commercial what super bowl commercial oh you know what i've been my mistake you're as crazy as the people on twitter right i'm not lawrence pittsburgh that's my fault i know that that was my fault uh my mistake you know what we don't all look alike you're right you're all black and famous you are guilty i am i i am guilty [Laughter] and you don't know the difference between [Music] [ __ ] be like how many springs there's an official ball having it how many springs doesn't have any springs in it why does it bounce then it's air there's air in the ball well does there in this room how come this room ain't bouncing have you ever had sex in my house i knew this question was gonna come up you've had sex in my house oh you [ __ ] oh you and jesse are in so much trouble right now what are you talking about i took a drink that doesn't mean anything it means you don't want to tell me the truth [ __ ] i'm just i'm just thirsty a little bit of this oh that tastes good a little more yeah oh [ __ ] nope oh nobody saw that you know yeah don't worry i'm crying over here oh no you didn't see it yeah don't worry i just i'm watching the titanic then the violinist ah you saw me damn it all right not cool way out front rolls up oh all just unbearable still smiling i can't bear to watch oh wow popped right back i think everything is fine still smiling yeah did pick it up on the way home he took a shot i'm about to smile look at him five four three two one hands up uh hi oh hey no charles charles we did it though we got him a pretty good plan [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] excellent news what's wrong no no [Music] do you ever wonder how did we get here

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Id: T_bVmNykBss

Length: 14min 58sec (898 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 27 2020