Watch Dogs Legion Wrench Funny Moments

[Music] whoa whoa easy easy i hey i know you give me time this uh three i need it for a thing just drop the device and you can go no i told you i need it this isn't personal just stop yourself not gonna happen it's just a job a job just snack out for a day like a normal person you're starting to get on my nerves yeah yeah i get that a lot nice try pal but you're out of runway open the door [Music] okay you're from that dead set group in san francisco aren't you you mean the one that busted you out of a cage guarded by sweaty eastern european gangsters i seem to remember that was mostly your friend and now you're alone this isn't a dead second yeah well i grew out of dead sick ops a long time ago come on stop please he's fine he's walk it off pal [ __ ] looks like he wiped their cameras it gets worse you just tripped a script payload that locked you in there what the hell hello thomas looking for this [Music] i didn't go through all this just to set you back i want to [ __ ] you the way you [ __ ] me with a sandpaper condom on my fist hey aiden uh in the spirit of uh friendly whatever we are just thought i'd let you know that that's not my real safe house you're outside of right now it's uh nope it's it's a decoy it's uh yeah yeah it's a decoy it's over wrench tell me where you are ah no can do oh and if any security drones show up just know they'll leave you alone as soon as you go away so please go away not going to happen all right so that is my real safe house you got me but of course i had an emergency exit i mean could you imagine if i didn't have another way out of here i'm dumb would i have to be i mean pretty dumb hey hey come on come on we're on the same side here broke a bridge now there really [ __ ] hello thomas what i've already said everything i need to say to you so this is actually a message for aiden so there buddy what the hell is this hold on sorry it's a quick one [Music] oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] happened come on come on if he was just unconscious he would still react to pain and sound but he's not what do you mean he's not gonna come or something oh [ __ ] how do you fix a coma you're taking him to a hospital where we'd be a rampart bait not an option so i'm going to need some bandages iodine and ibm we'll slow your roll there foreign i'm going to go get geared up then you can give me your shopping list what are you planning on getting that stuff i don't know maybe i'll hijack an ambulance or something look you stay here you look after eight okay and don't worry uncle right just got this under control hello aidan what wait who the [ __ ] are you where's aiden oh wrong number so what's the verdict is that doctors info hell there's nothing on how to actually revive someone from a coma so i'm just stuck waiting for when or if he wakes up don't worry he's aiding [ __ ] pierce he'll wake up again that's easy for you to say but what if he doesn't what the hell do we do then look you can stay here for as long as you need and i'm gonna go blow up the other half of renpart's face are you kidding aidan's in a coma right now and you're thinking about revenge uh yeah or do you not remember the crazy robot man who wants us all dead do you not remember you're the reason why rampart went after aiden in the first place and why aidan is in a coma right now wow hurtful i didn't have time to give you a mounted gatling laser gun the next time little buddy promise ah [ __ ] it's aidan's phone again all right [ __ ] i've tracked your location this is your final warning blah blah blah bottom line let aidan pierce go or i'm gonna send a bunch of people your way to cut you into tiny little pieces and deliver them to me gift wrap capisce jesus dude listen i'm not holding aiden hostage i'm helping jackson back me up what the [ __ ] you're with jackson i thought you were one of rim parts hired mooks hold on hold on you got a private channel or something i gotta get off this burner one sec all right i'm back and i've got some burning questions so one who the [ __ ] are you and two what have an aiden well i'm wrench and aiden is in a coma a [ __ ] coma how the hell did that happen i kind of uh half blew him up [ __ ] now i've got a problem here ratchet it's wrench i have a fixer contract that needs doing but my best guy is out indefinitely i thought rampart was responsible but now i'm finding out it's you partially responsible please don't chop me into little pieces okay ratchet i need you to wipe some data from rempar facilities can you handle that got it go to nexus tower and steal their prototype combat drone not what i said but uh sure let's see where this goes greetings reginald blackman ah jesus skye larson is in the sitting room your [ __ ] house knows my name whoa cool hologram is this about the death star plans i need you to pay attention mr blackman it's ranch i know you have the broker bridge okay now you're right i am holding on to it but just for safekeeping scout's honor i need you to clear out his forces and give me control of my labs back okay i'm not even gonna get into how creepy it is that you know all this [ __ ] but you said you could help aiden wrench smash just like your ex i moved on to better and just like his car i'm gonna [ __ ] up your [ __ ] with a sledgehammer [Applause] come on big guy how long does this usually take i'm eager to find out wait what you you mean you've never done this before this is the first human trial the most exciting phase of a project god damn it you [ __ ] lied to us you never cared about taking rampart out of your labs you just want us here to be your [ __ ] guinea pigs semantics jackson this is insane okay there is no guarantee this is going to wake up even i i i say we grab him we get the [ __ ] out of here and we'll find a better way there isn't a better way i have to do it you could wind up in a coma too or worse everyone deserves a chance oh my god that sounds so incredibly profound what the [ __ ] does that even mean [ __ ] why hello there you hot piece of drone you uh want to get out of here i know a nice little spot where we can park and uh you know talk and stuff don't tell your dad weird man uh but who am i to judge let's do this it's escaping come back ghost car don't go into the light stop doing the [ __ ] ghost carpet and start chasing the car christ eyes on the road wrench it's getting away damn it lost my connection it ghosted us damn it did you get it because it's it's a ghost oh my god shut up i got a cleaner bead on the signal now i think i know where it's hiding don't you mean where it's haunting go get the [ __ ] car [ __ ] you you fascist you think this is easy to do with the mask that raucous energy is exactly what we need right now ready to work i guess i'll take my business elsewhere i said good day sir ah love the whole quite little pub thing you've got going on here creepy mask spikes everywhere yeah jackson told me you'd be coming hi so where it is you know a good place to get medical supplies on the down low clan kelly's got loads of stuff they're moving through the underworld how do you feel about robin from the robbers sounds like a sexy good time where can i find these black market stashes i'll send a couple of locations to your optic you're doing this to help aiden yeah make sure that stubborn fool stays breathing hey listen i propose giving him mouth-to-mouth but you know with the mask and the spikes it's kind of chaffey so get moving holy [ __ ] you did it very impressive some of the readings on the broker bridge were wholly unexpected i don't know whether to punch you or kiss you on your stupid hologram mouth both as our business is concluded here today gentlemen i suggest you wrap things up and take your lead both definitely bob ah what a beautiful reunion gosh i'm tearing up over here you can't tell though because of the mask i feel like that angel from that movie now that i've brought mr pierce and mr pierce back together i can go get my wings thanks for all your help wrench no need to thank me just promise me your firstborn and now i'm off hmm oh [ __ ] me care for a demonstration jackson aiden how do i fight this thing as you [ __ ] there's no use i can build another prototype you have no way of stopping oh i've got one way so sure i was gonna kill you [ __ ] but it's so much easier too you know i didn't start working with you for the money i mean sure i thought you were a spoiled [ __ ] with too much hair wax by the way what am i an open hotline who are you i'm skye larsen founder of broca tech i have a proposal for you we should speak in person no you send an offer to my people and maybe i'll consider i'm the only chance you have at saving aiden pierce i'll send the coordinates to your optic hey jackson what do you know about skye larson i literally have her books on my shelf i have a subscription to her master class webinar series and i won her larsen family scholarship she's brilliant okay didn't expect to unpack a big crush there super sweet but i think there's something sketchy about this okay one don't be mad that the love of your life was flirting with me and two you get the feeling we're jumping into a [ __ ] storm here your buddy in san francisco want you to call him back whoa what hey did you read my diary no dude you play those voicemails from marcus all the time on speaker just call him back trust me oh okay shut up i won't lie i didn't expect you to turn him over to i'll be in custody well i asked myself what would aiden pierce do and then i asked myself is that who i really wanted to be and no offense big guy i think you made the right call even if i wanted to smash him into teeny tiny little pieces and scatter them all over the thames and turn them into seagulls [ __ ] well progress is a journey what's next on the dock for you heading home nah i think i might hang around london for a bit wrap up a few things but i do think i'll give marcus a call though actually hey yeah i wanna i wanna take a selfie from big ben and send it to him or huh maybe i should go to buckingham palace and steal a roll of some royal tv get him a souvenir great looks like whatever trouble you get into will have to fish you out of it ah that's so sweet what a nice family moment we really do make the dream team don't we jackson and his two uncles two uncles shh it's okay don't worry about it thanks for the information but if you really want to help us hold on albion is about to blow up london bridge sure they are well not yet i've marked a potential recruit for you and by recruit i mean a masked madman who hacked our optic channel and started telling everyone he was in charge well i mean i do have seniority he would have focused this you see what i'm dealing with here his credentials check out just give him something to do to get him off my ass would you what's going on here is that any way to greet your new boss i'm [ __ ] with you come on everyone knows desect doesn't have bosses think of me more as a cool older brother that you occasionally have naughty thoughts about i don't like this hey hey i'm just a boy standing in front of a resistance group asking them to let me beat up some dudes with a sledgehammer for them is that so wrong is it [ __ ] all right [ __ ] yeah see you out there uh you whatever your name is

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Length: 18min 30sec (1110 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 18 2021