The final frontier is home to countless of
vast alien lives, ranging from the horrors of the xenomorphs to invaders ready to destroy
the planet Earth. Itâs safe to say that we have a fascination
with what can kill us coming from beyond the stars. However, if you wander over to âWander Over
Yonderâ, you may be able to find some foreign life that may instead just want to befriend
you and have a good time. Travelling from planet to planet means you
are bound to come across different species, both nice and mean, but where do they rank? If you were on a space trip, who would be
the folks you want to meet, and who are the foes who youâd flee? Hello, Iâm Kyle with WickedBinge. And this is Wander Over Yonder: Good to Evil. As usual, we will be starting with the friendliest
of the faces, the good, and moving down towards the evil. Starting with the Most Pure. Our gold medal only really had one possible
candidate, Wander himself. When we say that there is no other choice
for the top spot, we mean it. This is pretty much the Fred Rogers of outer
space. Wander is the main character of the show,
always traversing around alien planets just out of curiosity, and striving to leave the
planet in a better place. Whether helping a race of aliens escape slavery
from the clutches of Lord Hater in âThe Greatestâ, or just giving a random animal
that was starving some food in âThe Good Deedâ, he is always looking out for the
best of others. So much so, that he is willing to go as far
as to befriend hostile villains and dictators that have destroyed lives and planets in the
past and show them a better, kinder way of living, even when everyone else has given
up on them. Such as what he tried to do with Lord Dominator
in âThe End Of The Galaxyâ. Whatâs more, itâs been hinted at that
he has been doing this for a long time. Considering that âThe Waste Of Timeâ has
revealed that he has been present for both Galactic Conjunctions, which only happen every
1000 years, and that he has been trying to befriend Lord Hater at one and Major Threat
in the other... itâs a safe bet that he has reformed a great deal of villains. Like the previously mentioned Major Threat,
as revealed in âThe Good Bad Guyâ, when Lord Hater lamented that he was âwanderizedâ,
and stopped being a villain thanks to Wanderâs interventions. From what we see in âThe Wandersâ, Wanderâs
insane desire to help comes from knowing just what it is like to be so helpless in the first
place. His desire to help is so strong, that he MUST
help others and goes through withdrawal-like symptoms, as âThe Helper'' revealed, with
him getting antsy in a town that doesnât need any help whatsoever, even trying to foil
Lord Hater from getting lunch, thinking it was an invasion. He also ended up blowing his chance to escape
with Sylvia in âThe Fugitivesâ when the watchdogs exploited this, causing trouble
in the city to draw him out of hiding. He obviously values the life of others over
himself, letting Little Bits abuse him in âThe Strayâ just because it made her happy. Sure, he does have a few negatives you can
count on one hand, like having a competitive side that Trudey was able to exploit in âThe
Touristâ, even ditching Sylvia to try and win a race against her. Plus becoming too wrapped up in his imaginary
world in âThe Voidâ. And his refusal to throw a punch has led to
the Robomechabotatron from the titular episode getting destroyed. However, not only did he apologize to Sylvia
in the first two instances, he was willing to let everyone else fight Lord Dominator
in âThe Robomechabotatronâ, just not go after her himself. This doesnât even go over a full quarter
of his heroic deeds that we do know of, like his extremely extensive list of chores he
does everyday in âThe Sick Dayâ... Essentially acting like Santa Claus in âThe
Giftâ by giving everyone he met gifts regardless of their morality⌠Allowing some stranger to copy off of his
style in âThe Hot Shotâ if it meant there was another hero protecting others against
Lord DominatorâŚ. And even being willing enough to let Dominator
kill him if it meant that his friends would be safe from her wrath in âThe End Of The
Galaxyâ. Despite the very few flaws that we did see
of him, with his constant befriending of galactic villains, turning them over to the good side,
and ensuring that everyone is having a good and happy time even above his own safety,
he has more than earned his reputation as âThe Friendliest Face In Outer Spaceâ. Our silver medal of good goes to the retired
space heroine, Stella Starbella. When we first meet up with her in âThe Loose
Screwâ, she presents herself as an elderly, if easily confused old lady. Despite being more than ready to warmly welcome
Wander and Sylvia to her ship, she ends up giving them sweaters that donât match their
sizes and even almost self destructs her own ship. That said, this could definitely be blamed
on her senile mind, and she truly does mean the best for others. That said, she has grown more stubborn with
age, insisting that she has a handle on the situation. While she has proven that she still has it
after saving everyone from Maldrake, she could definitely go for having someone to help her
out. However, back in the day, she truly was a
great heroine, traveling space and putting a stop to all of Maldrakeâs villainous deeds,
and as she showed, she still has the power to stop evil doers, just not the mental mindset. Some medicine to help her remember stuff and
a lesson in humility could go a long way in helping her become as great as she once was. Up next with the bronze medal of good, we
have Wanderâs own hat. Despite the odd choice, we can safely reassure
you that yes, not only is Wanderâs own fancy green headwear an actual character on the
show, but has had two episodes surrounding him, namely âThe Hatâ and âThe Mad Hatterâ. Wanderâs hat is a trusty makeshift bag that
has whatever you want, although it will really only give you what you need. Sylvia learned this the hard way in âThe
Hatâ, as when the hat knew just where Wander was trapped at, inside the mouth of a giant
worm, Sylvia insisted on going another way, and only really realized what the hat knew
right when facing Wander after being swallowed by the same giant worm. In âThe Mad Hatterâ, we find out more
about where Wander got the hat from; namely, he saw two former allies using the hat to
give them incredibly powerful tools to help take over the galaxy, and push the hat to
its breaking point. Seeing how much stress it was in, Wander stole
it from under their noses and kept it on his head since. Eventually, the hat was able to trust him,
and has helped Wander out on his galactic adventures ever since. While it was trying to be helpful, it does
lose a couple points by being snarky with Sylvia by giving her a âback in 5 minutesâ
sign, and we couldnât help but feel like maybe giving her an actual note with each
item could have saved a lot of time and stress. He also is similarly snarky with Lord Hater,
letting the skeleton pull out a loaded gun ready to shoot at him, as well as a pack of
breath mints, although considering who Lord Hater is, we can forgive that a bit. Overall, while not as friendly as the man
underneath the hat, thereâs no mistake in saying that Wanderâs Hat also just wants
to help. Falling in right behind, we have the last
place villain of the Galactic Villain Leaderboard, and darn proud to be that low, Major Threat,
or as he goes by now these days, Jeff. Once a threat to all as a galactic conqueror,
a chance encounter with Wander, going under the alias of Tumbleweed at the time, ran into
him and helped him see the light of his misdeeds. In the end, he ended up becoming like Wander
himself, a space traveling hippie promoting peace and love to show the best in others. After all, if he was able to like the most
annoying person to him, there was no need for hate. Now, he was a pretty threatening villain,
so powerful that even Lord Hater looked up to him before finding out the truth. But he eventually did go out of his way to
make up for his transgressions. Examples of these acts include giving up the
Klangors he conquered as an evil dictator and creating a democratic democracy in its
place... turning the sun he blew up into a ski resort... changing his evil band into a much more chilled
band... and even destroying a evil rain cloud to make the depressed planet Victimon happier. While he did fake a return to villainy after
being pushed that far by Lord Hater, he was doing it as a stunt to trick him into having
to act like Wander to snap him out of it, and he never really did anything that vicious...
just replacing Haterâs statues with his own. Really, the only thing keeping Jeff out of
the top 3 is his past and the possibility, however small, of him accidentally hurting
someone during his fake evil trick on Hater. Take that out of the equation, and Jeff could
easily be mistaken for an equal to Wander. Proof that people can change for the better! Up next, we have Wanderâs partner and trusty
steed, Sylvia. Despite being pretty heroic nowadays, she
hasnât always been the nicest alien. As âThe Waste Of Timeâ showed us, she
was originally a bounty hunter, even attempting to catch a bounty on Wander. Before she was allied with him, she had the
much more jerkish rider known as Ryder, as revealed in âThe Riderâ. And considering the line of work she was in,
it really couldnât be that good. However, after allying with Wander, she has
soon grown to be above such violence and has become Wanderâs best friend, traveling companion,
and bodyguard, helping him out whenever anyone tries to do harm to him. These threats can range from the standard
watchdogs that constantly hound them to even a giant planet which has a massive crush on
Wander in âThe Lonely Planetâ. In comparison to the kindly Wander, Sylvia
is more than willing to throw a punch or two...or two hundred to enemy forces, knocking off
a couple points for her. However, for the most part, she really only
attacks when she needs to or provoked. The only major exception comes from âThe
Timebombâ, showing off her very dangerous competitive side, more than willing to attack
others just to win. In the end, she has proven herself to be a
true heroine. From bounty hunter to galaxy saver, she has
more than redeemed herself for her past misdeeds and has become a much better alien for it. Following Sylvia, we have Emily Ripov, the
hunter who wants all alien parasites dead on arrival. While a bounty hunter like Sylvia was, Emily
gets some points for at least going after dangerous alien species. She is first introduced to us formally in
âThe Search For Captain Timâ, where Hater hires her, thinking that she is a dog catcher
that can help him find his missing pet. However, if youâre thinking that this alien
is baring a similar look to Ellen Ripley from the Alien saga, well youâre on the money. She is a much more deranged version of the
heroine, with the intent of pretty much causing an extinction of all of the arachnomorphs. While she definitely does have a justifiable
reason, seeing just how dangerous they are, she does seem pretty gung-ho about it, and
doesnât even take kindly to the idea of one actually being a good pet. She also isnât willing to let anyone get
in her way, willing to fight with Lord Hater over the right to destroy his own pet, and
eventually losing. That said, once Captain Tim proved himself
by saving everyone from the alien queen, she is more willing to accept that maybe some
of them could be tamed. Thatâs some progress, but still, considering
how the other bounty hunter on this list was able to help Wander bring peace and happiness
to the cosmos, Ripov is more focused on destroying alien races, albeit how justified she is in
her cause, and that someone has to be below the other, she just happened to draw the short
end of the stick this time. At the jackpot seven slot, we have Slyviaâs
other family members. Meeting up with them while hiding out from
Lord Dominator, we come to learn more about Sylviaâs own family, living on a planet
that wouldnât be that out of place on the Flintstones, and they are quite dysfunctional
at first glance. Starting with the best of the family, we have
Sylviaâs brothers, Bill, Phil, and Gil. While they are pretty friendly with Wander
and Sylvia, the trio are also just as invested in fighting. While they definitely are happy roughhousing,
the house certainly does suffer from them as they keep breaking furniture, and according
to Sylvia, never really do any housework. Next, we have Dorothy, the mother of the boys
and Sylvia herself. As a hard working mother of the family with
a deceased father, itâs reasonable to see that she has some grudge against Sylvia who
left her, but seeing just how hard she pushes her when Sylvia just wanted a break from being
hounded by Lord Dominator. That said, she certainly still has the best
intentions in mind for Sylvia, wanting her to be the hero that she knows that she can
be. Finally, we have the meanest of the bunch,
the grandma, being very dismissive to Wander, just because he is not as rough as Sylviaâs
brothers, and that she thinks heâs trying to steal her pearls. Kind of the stereotype of the old racist grandparent. Overall, as crazy as the family structure
is, they are still overall good folks; well, maybe except for grandma, who drags the rest
of the family down a bit. Up next, we have the residents of Doomstone. Being introduced in âThe Bad Guyâ, the
town is set up as a standard old western mess, with criminals and crime lords abundant. The land is so hostile and the residents are
so mean looking that Wander puts on a fake disguise as âWild Willy Wanderâ, as Sylvia
has to look around to find new orbble juice. Not only that, but he ends up having to get
into fights with them in order to show others that they blend in here. Residents that they run into are Badlands
Dan, a fearsome wanted felon, Oink, a leader of a bunch of pig motorcycle riders called
the Motorhogs, and Papa Doom, the de facto leader of the town. So, just why are they up here on the good
side? Well, as we find out in the climax, they never
really wanted to hurt anyone. In fact, they never even DID hurt anyone,
and just faked being bad to survive. Thankfully, now that the truth is out, they
are now able to move forward. In spite of putting their planet through so
much, they still were able to eventually come clean and make up, leading to a better future. With our final place for the good, we have
the star of âThe Eye On The Skullshipâ, Andy the Watchdog. Now, the watchdogs definitely do have some
crimes under their belts, working under Lord Hater. However, they all have their own dreams and
ambitions, and Andyâs dream is to just interview Lord Hater on his show. Honestly, the worst thing about Andy is that
heâs a security officer for the watchdogs, looking over the cameras and making sure that
everything is in order. Thatâs not the worst thing in the world,
but he doesnât get points for it either. What he does get points for is the fact that
he ends up learning that his show is making the watchdogs happy, even if he couldnât
get that inclusive interview that he wanted. And he even starts to use the show to promote
other watchdogs, like the designer of their uniform, and of course, the chef with his
enchiladas. While he is a watchdog, he is perhaps the
happiest eyeball you can find on the skullship. With that, we are moving from the Good to
the Gray Area. Next is Westley. Westley is more interested in taking down
Wander and Sylvia, jumping at the chance to capture them, even if the opportunity literally
had to be handed to him. Heâs been trained to be as against Wander
and Sylvia as one can be, with thanks to Commander Peepers and Lord Hater constantly telling
him that they arenât good, or rather, ARE good, and that evil is just better. However, with his adventure with Wander and
Sylvia, he was able to learn to ease his grudge against them after being saved by them over
and over again. That is, after constantly threatening to shoot
them, even pointing his gun to Sylvia in his sleep. The main reason why he is in the grey and
not the good area is his betrayal. Actually going through with delivering them
to Lord Hater. To be fair however, he did also help them
escape after feeling bad about it... It was a bit of a struggle, but while Westley
isnât the bestley, heâs still pretty darn close to being good. After Westley, we have his counterpart from
Lord Dominatorâs crew, Bot 13, affectionately called âBeep Boopâ by Wander. Just like with Westley, he has complete and
blind obedience to his own commander, Lord Dominator. Unlike him however, Bot 13 is a highly skilled
recon scout. As being a robot, he has no need for worrying
about morality, making his coldness much more understandable. He is also praised by Lord Dominator and is
considered by her to be the top of the class so to speak. However, one crash land into Wander will lead
Bot 13 to not only be severely damaged, but also trying to push him away to just look
for more power for Lord Dominator, as Wander just tries to help the robot have fun, even
giving him the name Beep Boop. Despite his best efforts, even the emotionless
robot finds himself befriending Wander, even getting second thoughts about revealing his
new information to Dominator if it meant Wander would be in peril. In an act that cements his good side, he rejects
Dominatorâs demands, calling himself by Beep Boop and deleting the information she
needed, knowing full well what will happen next⌠That is, being kicked out and burning up in
the atmosphere. He may have helped Lord Dominator with her
goals of galactic conquest, but he was more than willing to turn over a new leaf, even
if it meant death. Now we have The Black Cube Of Darkness. Now, at first glance, he is, well, just that,
a black cube of darkness that can steal your soul if you look at him. Within his first two appearances, he is more
than happy being a villain, trying to become the inheritor of Queen Entozoaâs vast armory,
and fighting for a âRing Of Invincibilityâ, which was actually just a fake ring candy
that Wander bought to try and set Hater and Dominator up for a date. He does have a whole lot of insecurities which
push him to do those things, namely, the fact that he is just a floating cube with no limbs
or hands, as he unfortunately found out when trying to pick the ring up, only to float
away dejectedly. Life on his home planet isnât any better,
living in a rundown apartment while losing his girlfriend, being a fast food worker and
not really being respected, despite his villain status. Thankfully, with the help of Wander, he has
been able to at least adapt a more positive outlook on life, even if it does bite him
in the behind...or at least, as much of a behind as a cube can have... and the help
of Sylvia, for shaming the town for constantly trying to assault and abuse him, saying that
theyâre part of the problem. Sometimes, the best thing you can say to someone
is âSorry you had a bad day,â and the Black Cube more than exemplifies this. While once a villain, he is now just another
friend Wander and Sylvia helpede. Approaching the halfway point, at unlucky
13, we have not just a person, but a whole planet, Planet Janet. Unlike other planets that Wander travels to,
Janet is special, as she is capable of actually talking to others. Unfortunately, the only two people that she
did meet are Wander and Sylvia. With Wander being the nice guy that he is
and complimenting her, she is much more cold towards his companion, Sylvia, who only said
that the planet was dull and boring, and that she didnât even know that she was alive. While Janet is welcoming and more than willing
to give Wander a fun time, she is dead set on making sure Sylvia is well, dead, using
her planet shaping powers to either just deny Sylvia from having a fun time, to flat out
trying to drown her and swallowing her up in an earthquake. Thankfully, she ends up realizing her mistake
in the end, and even apologizing for her actions, as she was just envious of a relationship
that Sylvia and Wander had, before resigning herself to her fate of loneliness. While she did get a companion in the form
of a moon before the end, her willingness to accept her fate and guilt was what pulled
her above the villains. Moving onto Trudie Traveller. Meeting up with her in âThe Touristâ,
she at first seems like she is just a cool old granny, more than happy to tell tales
of her adventures out in the cosmos to Wander. However, as the episode goes on, we get to
see more of her personality, and it isnât that pretty. She knows just what makes Wander tick, and
is more than willing to push him further and further along just to get a rise out of him. She is able to do this by taunting him⌠Saying that she is much more well traversed
than he is. Pretty bad, but not planet destroying levels
of evil. Then we see her take advantage of Wander trying
to just be nice to her by literally popping his bubble to leave him to die in space when
she realized he has no intention on continuing his race. And then we find out that she was more or
less lying, having a bunch of her clones fill in for her as they were the ones visiting
planets. She was never in the business of traveling
to have fun, but to just annoy Wander. Now we have Ryder from âThe Riderâ. Before Wander was with Sylvia, she had Ryder,
who can be considered the kid version of Han Solo. However, without any Wander or friends of
his own to help keep his more violent and cruel side in check, Ryder is more than happy
to look after just himself. At first, Ryder just seems to be a male version
of Sylvia, being a bit more violent than her, but slowly, we get to see his more duplicitous
side. Such examples include trying to steal an actual
cruiser, destroying blimps and ships as a distraction, and showing no nonsense for Wanderâs
friendship antics. While Sylvia was interested in raiding Haterâs
treasure vault to return the treasure to the rightful owner, Ryder wanted to keep it all
to himself. While Sylvia would risk her life for Wander,
Ryder is more than happy betraying Sylvia just to stay alive. While he is opposing Lord Hater, his selfish
side and cold demeanor is more than able to put him in the bottom half of this good to
evil list. Hope that therapy session is paying off... Up next we have Little Bits, as seen in âThe
Strayâ and âThe Catastropheâ. Donât be fooled by these cute Puss-In-Boots
eyes; Little Bits is a tricky and crafty little bounty hunter. First meeting Wander in âThe Strayâ, she
disguised herself as a homeless kitty, wanting Wander and Sylvia to unknowingly lead her,
as well as them, to Lord Haterâs ship, as a bounty hunter for him. Even then, she was more than willing to have
fun with Wander by causing him to get more and more injured, exploiting his kindness
just for her own amusement. However, this is her at her worst thankfully. In âThe Catastropheâ, instead of just
tricking people, she just makes a fair living by posting cat videos and strong-arming her
way into being an internet icon. Despite her greed and willingness to exploit
the system, it isnât illegal, and likewise, the way Sylvia bested her isnât illegal
as well. Overall, while she definitely isnât afraid
of getting dirty, she is able to play within the rules as well, so we do have to give her
points for that. Near the end of our gray area, we have the
titular Troll, from wellâŚâThe Trollâ. Taking obvious inspiration from real life
trolls hounding others, the Troll only has one purpose in life; to feed, namely, off
of other peopleâs food, and anger. Ever the haunting presence in âBaaaaa-hallaâ,
he attacks the castle yearly, knocking aside whoever steps in his way. Literally feeding off of the anger and rage
present in others towards him, he was able to steal the planetâs food yearly, at least
till Wander told everyone the secret to defeating him. âDonât feed the troll.â Now, to give the troll a bit of slack, we
know next to nothing about his personal life, and who knows, maybe as a species, this is
the only way they can eat, as they are rather small otherwise. Mind you, this isnât excusing his behavior,
just giving explanations. No matter how you slice it, he deserves his
spot this low on the list. Finally, at the end of the gray area, we have
our last character who was redeemed in some way, Sir Brad Starlight. Starring in the episode âThe Heroâ, itâs
easy to first assume that he is in fact well, the titular hero. Except, no, as he is actually the deranged
stalker of the princess Demurra, who is getting married to the dragon king, King Draykor,
with both parties consenting. After getting humiliated and embarrassed after
being rejected by the same princess he tried to save, he throws a temper tantrum and tries
to kidnap her instead, which the princess was able to escape from by beating him. Hey, life isnât a fairytale. Jumping ahead to âThe Enemiesâ, Brad Starlight
was more than willing to team up with Lord Hater to try and kill Wander, as ineffective
as their efforts were in the end. Still, intents of murder is still pretty serious
charges not befitting for Bradâs âIâm a heroâ mindset. Believe it or not, he only gets worse as he
and his cousin fake several attacks from Dominatorâs bots in âThe Hot Shotâ, causing property
damage as he reaps unearned rewards, like money and kisses. The only thing saving him from being in Bad
to Evil is that according to âThe Hot Shotââs cold tag ending, he is now happily married
with kids to princess Remona, the leech-like lady princess that kissed him at the end of
the episode. It wasnât enough to become a full good guy,
but he isnât a true bad guy now at least. With The Gray Area all done, we move on to
the cruel. These are the Bad and The Evil. Starting us off, we have the always present
and invasive Watchdog Army. These eyeball minions are always present and
always loyal to their commanders, Hater and Peepers. They are the main driving force of Haterâs
galactic conquest and have helped him take over countless planets. That said, despite these eyeballs being soldiers
of evil, off the clock, they really arenât that bad. As we have seen before, some of them have
their own goals and some really arenât that evil. There are more than meets the eye to these
eyes. Mind you, they still take great joy and pleasure
in causing trouble for others, and are more than happy to try and take down Sylvia and
Wander whenever they cross paths. However, they have been more than willing
to fight against Lord Dominatorâs own evil robotic army, seeing them as worse, so we
do gotta give them some points. Overall, while they do help out their own
galactic conqueror, they still are a ways off from being the worst of the worst. Up next, we have the spider acidic alien,
Captain Tim. First a roaming rampaging alien stuck inside
some spaceship in âThe Petâ, he was introduced as the sole reason that the ship is all messed
up, with plenty of holes, destroyed pipes, and of course, a completely dead spaceship
crew. By the time Wander and Sylvia enter the scene,
the spider alien just wants to eat and kill them, even as Wander tries to train him, even
naming him âCaptain Timâ after the name tag he barfs up. Eventually, Wander decided to just give Captain
Tim to Lord Hater, who is surprisingly a good fit for Captain Tim. Thanks to his lack of skin and bodily organs,
he is able to not only be able to finally find someone he likes, but also even be trained
by him a bit, or at the very least, as well trained as one can be underneath a villain. His love for his new skeleton master is what
saves him from being any higher, as he is more than happy cheering Hater up after his
failures and even saving him and others from the Arachnomorph Queen. While he isnât a good pet towards others,
at least heâs happy under Lord Haterâs care. Our next galactic conqueror on our list is
the legendary party shark, Emperor Awesome. Itâs really hard to call this shark a galactic
conqueror, at least at first glance. All he really wants to do is to just party,
going from planet to planet to throw his parties. However, there is one big problem; his parties
are known to be literally world ending, even destroying his own motherâs house, as we
find out in âThe Party Animalâ. He also wanted to use a cosmic wish that happens
every 1,000 years to take over the universe, as shown in âThe Picnicâ. As horrible as those crimes are, they really
are the only crimes he committed. Most of the time, he just spends his life
partying and picking on nerds, as seen in âThe Cool Guyâ. He even invites Lord Hater out and takes him
under his wing to try and show him how to be cool, or at least cool in his eyes. Despite a promising start, he ends up botching
his newfound friendship with Hater when he starts to pick on Commander Peepers, resulting
in Emperor Awesome being beaten up and becoming his rival. However, after trying to impress Lord Dominator
in âThe Rivalâ to date him, he would find himself on a surprise break from villainy,
as Dominator trapped him in magma and did...something to him. Itâs unknown what, but given how he feared
her in âThe Bad Neighborsâ, itâs safe to say that he at least learned his lesson. Overall, at best, heâs just a jerk jock
that loves partying, and at worst, heâs willing to destroy planets just to party;
both of which are pretty bad. Moving on, we have the villain that Wander
regards as the worst of the worst, Doctor Screwball Jones. On paper, he sounds just as nice and friendly
as Wander and Jeff. Heâs a floating banana with a clown afro
that is voiced by Weird Al Yankovic, who just wants to make others happy and make them laugh. What is not to love about him? Well, plenty, actually. For starters, he is all about FORCING others
to be happy, like using his tickle machine to constantly tickle people into laughing. And considering just how opposed to him as
Wander is, this definitely isnât the first time Screwball did something like this. He also is willing to beat up Wander when
he tried to stop his evil plan. However, he does seem to not understand what
he is doing is evil. He seems to genuinely believe in his own cause,
thinking heâs doing good, so he has that going for him at least, but with how stubborn
he is, that can only go so far. Despite being a leading player in only one
episode, he has definitely made a lasting impact as one of the more serious villains
Wander faced off against. Up next we have the commander of the army
of Watchdogs, Commander Peepers. Loyal to Lord Hater, Commander Peepers is
his right hand man, helping him take over the galaxy. Ranging from just instructing him about new
weapons and how to use them, to setting up a galactic destruction tour with the intent
of destroying 12 planets. His goal in life is to help him take over
the galaxy by any means necessary, putting him high up on a list of the most ever characters
on the show. With his countless ideas on how to take over
planets and destroy Wander and Sylvia, itâs not hard to see why. However, he does show sincere appreciation
towards Hater, and often comes off as a friend to him or even a parental figure, even literally
tucking Hater in bed in a flashback in âThe Axeâ. In âThe Funkâ, he spends the entire episode
trying to get Lord Hater out of feeling sad, albeit so he can go back to conquering planets. Not to mention his staunch dislike for Lord
Dominatorâs plan of just blowing up planets for fun, saying how it just felt petty to
him. His head is definitely screwed on tighter
than Haterâs. While he does have a lot of love for Lord
Hater, he is still definitely on the evil side and pretty damn comfortable with that
fact as well. And from Commander to Lord, we have Lord Hater,
Number One Superstar! The main threat present throughout the series,
Lord Hater has ventured to countless planets, taken them over, and killed and tortured many
unfortunate souls. There is no getting around it; he is a galactic
conqueror and wants to be the greatest in the galaxy by any means necessary. Of course, these plans are always interrupted
and foiled by Wander, who just wants to befriend him like he did with Major Threat. In return for this, Lord Hater is dead set
on making sure Wander and Sylvia are dead. Heâs a villain and proud of it, having a
treasure vault of all of his stolen goods, a mixtape of all of the screams of those that
he tormented, and even a room filled to the brim with skulls of his victims. Now, despite how powerful and evil he is,
it has been shown that more than anything else, all that Lord Hater really wants is
to just be accepted, however his way of doing so is quite dangerous and painful that it
really doesnât do much for him. The only real positives he has is that he
cares about his second in command, Commander Peepers, and his pet, Captain Tim. Despite that, itâs hard to find any real
positives with him that Wander does. For the start of the top 3, we have the oldest
member on our list, that being Mandrake the Malfeasant. Being roughly the same age as Starbella, for
as long as she was in the hero game, Mandrake was in the villain game, and he has hated
what the current lineup of villainy is like, with Lord Hater and Emperor Awesome not being
evil enough in his eyes. Making his grand return by taking over a planet
in âThe Loose Screwâ, he soon kidnaps the ruler of the planet, Wander, Sylvia, and
Starbella, more than content with literally drowning them in hourglasses with sand. It should be noted that while he does say
that he has a crush on Starbella, it really doesnât do much for him as not only is he
still willing to kill her, but also still tries to conquer the galaxy. If anything, it shows just how heartless he
really is, killing those that he has loved. Though age has definitely caught up with him
and he only started in one episode, he has still been a very serious threat that still
has some life left in him, if his age doesnât get in the way that is. At second place with the silver medal of evil,
we have Sourdough, the Evil Sandwich once called Queen Entozoa. First introduced in âThe Fancy Partyâ,
Queen Entozoa is a villain who says that she is retiring and is looking for someone to
inherit her vast empire, built over a thousand year. As a former villain herself and wanting all
of her wealth to go to another fellow villain, itâs safe to assume that she isnât going
to be a good person, and youâll be right. When she decides that Lord Hater should inherit
her fortune, she then reveals her true intentions; she was just looking for a soul powerful enough
to continue her reign, and is more than happy to possess that soul for a thousand years. Unfortunately, thanks to Wander, she ends
up inside a sandwich, and changes her name to Sourdough, the Evil Sandwich. Even as a sandwich, she is still capable of
leading her army and taking over planets, and was able to take over Haterâs planets
as shown in âThe Axeâ. As an evil queen or a despicable sandwich,
she is as sour as the sourdough she possesses. As the most abhorrent alien that Wander came
across, the gold medal for the vicious victor could be the big bad of season 2, Lord Dominator. Just what sets her up as the most dastardly
of the bunch? The answer is rather simple really; the other
villains, no matter how many heinous deeds they wanted to commit, still wanted to at
least keep the planets safe, albeit so they can rule over them. Lord Dominator however has no such desire. She just destroys planets for no other reason
than she can, leading to her pretty much destroying the entire galaxy, save for just one tiny
planet. It was already saying something when Wander
decided to actively fight back against Dr. Screwball Jones, but hearing him say how he
doesnât want to befriend Dominator at the end of âThe Greater Haterâ is even more
shocking. Of course, Wanderâs doubt doesnât last
long and after realizing she is actually a lady, decides to try and set her up with Lord
Hater, to Lord Dominator just swatting away every attempt to romance her. Even after all of this, Wander still believes
that there is some good in her and that she is just lonely. If she really is lonely, she isnât showing
it, and is still more than happy to just cause despair and destruction across the galaxy. When it comes to the worst, you canât get
any worse than someone just killing and destroying entire galaxies for fun. And with that, that concludes our list. Did we give someone too much credit, or not
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