Regular Show. As it’s slogan reminds us, “It’s anything
but.” The brainchild of creator J.G. Quintel, Regular Show dominated Cartoon Network
alongside Adventure Time and The Amazing World of Gumball for nearly all of its runtime due
to its bizarre stories, interesting cast of characters, and all-around hilarious writing. This world of talking blue jays, raccoons,
lollipops, and gumball machines spans the whole spectrum of morality, and it’s our
job to figure out which characters are the most good, which ones are the most evil, and
which ones are somewhere in between. I’m Kyle with WickedBinge, and this is Regular
Show: Good-to-Evil. Before we get started, there are a couple
of things to note. As there are literally hundreds of one-off
side characters and villains, we couldn’t include everyone on the list. We have included all major characters and
recurring characters that appear in multiple episodes with speaking roles, plus a few fan-favorites. We’re going to include personality and actions
throughout the entire series as factors for our ranking, though the stakes of the series
did grow exponentially in the final season. With that said, let’s begin our countdown. As usual, we’ll be starting with the most
pure and working our way down. These characters are… The Good. . And the gold medal of good goes to Pops Maellard. This one wasn’t a hard decision at all,
he’s literally “The Embodiment of Pure Good.” From the earliest episodes, it’s shown that
Pops is an incredibly kind man who is always in a jolly mood. He doesn’t seem to mind all of Mordecai
and Rigby’s slacking off and even participates in some of their schemes, like their attempt
to make a viral video in the episode “Go Viral.” Pops would never harm anyone on purpose, and
he’s incredibly patient with everyone in the Park. There are a couple of times when Pops causes
a bit of trouble, like forcing Benson to hold in his anger in the episode “Think Positive”
which almost results in the destruction of the Park; but nearly all of those instances
are a result of his pure, childlike nature and his desire for everyone to be happy and
get along. He also goes through great lengths to help
his friends and save them from danger, like when he beats the star wrestlers in “Really
Real Wrestling” to save Mordecai and Rigby. As the Chosen One, Pops is destined to battle
his brother, Anti-Pops, to save the universe; however, we learn from Earl that this battle
has occurred multiple times with each one resulting in a punch so powerful that the
universe resets itself. Pops then decides that the only way to truly
win is to “kill him with kindness.” Pops embraces his brother in an unbreakable
hug and sacrifices himself so that the universe can stay intact, and he even makes Anti-Pops
realize the error of his ways at the last minute. If ever there was a pure character in the
show, Pops is certainly it. Just don’t ask to borrow money from him
because you probably won’t get what you’re looking for. The silver medal of good goes to Skips. This stoic yeti has been working at the Park
for longer than anyone else. He’s immortal, and as a result, is wiser
and more knowledgeable than all of the characters combined. Mordecai and Rigby almost always turn to him
for advice on the situations they get themselves into. Normally, he knows just what to do, but on
the rare occasion that he doesn’t, he still tries to help them even if it’s not an issue
he’s familiar with, like computers. In the episode “Skips’ Story,” we learn
that Skips was not always the wise sage we see today. Back in high school, he was known as Walks,
and he had been expelled from several schools for starting fights. Unfortunately, he gets into a scuffle with
the school bully, Klorgbane, almost immediately upon arriving at his new school. When the fight is broken up by the Headmaster,
Klorgbane vows to finish what he started. Walks then meets and falls in love with a
girl named Mona, and he even promises never to fight again to prove his love to her, but
he’s unable to keep that promise when prom rolls around. Klorgbane returns and loses to Walks, but
Mona is killed during the battle by accident. Dejected, Walks tries to go on with his life,
but the Guardians of Eternal Youth explain that Klorgbane will return, and offer Walks
immortality so that he can protect the world from The Destroyer’s wrath. Walks accepts and adopts the new name “Skips”
in memory of how he and Mona used to skip whenever they were together, and he’s been
staying true to his name ever since. If you think about it, Skips has one of the
biggest personal burdens in the entire show. He will outlive all of his loved ones and
see each one of them die for the rest of time, but he chooses to live this way because he
already lost his “one” and believes that this is his duty to the world. Skips obviously isn’t perfect; besides his
sordid past, there was that time when he accidentally killed Rigby in a game of arm wrestling, but
he rectifies this by arm wrestling Death himself and winning back Rigby’s soul. In the end, Skips is incredibly sympathetic,
dependable, and voiced by Mark Hamill. That last part has no effect on his morality,
Mark Hamill is just awesome. Next, we’re going to place Eileen Roberts. Eileen starts the series as a fairly timid
side character with a noticeable crush on Rigby. She doesn’t receive much spotlight in the
earlier seasons, but we do see that she is very intelligent and kind to her friends. As her relationship with Rigby develops, we
see more of her and dive deeper into her character. By Season 8, she’s a full-on protagonist
on the quest to help Pops assume his role as the Chosen One, and she becomes a fearless
warrior - a far cry from the shy coffee shop waitress that she started as. In the finale, we see that she and Rigby have
settled down, raised a family together, and gotten the happy ending that they deserve. She must be a real saint to be able to put
up with all of Rigby’s shortcomings. Up next, we have Rigby’s little brother,
Don. He makes his first appearance in his self-titled
episode where the Park workers call him in to help them with an audit. He hits it off with everyone in the Park;
Rigby, however, is unhappy with Don’s presence, which escalates and ends up with Don leaving
the Park after Rigby says he wishes Don was never born. Rigby goes to talk to Don after some coaxing
from Mordecai, and he explains why he’s resented his younger brother since they were
kids. Don always stole the spotlight whenever Rigby
would hang out with friends. He was considered way cooler than Rigby, and
he was so tall that people believed Don was the older brother. Don, not realizing that he made Rigby feel
this way, explains that he’s been trying to be like Rigby his whole life because he
thinks his big brother is the coolest one of all. The two reconcile and Don returns to finish
the audit. After saving the Park, he appears again to
help Rigby perfect his shot and win a bet in the episode “Bank Shot”. Don is charismatic, positive, and just an
all around great guy. Moving on, we have the Baby Ducks. Mordecai and Rigby initially find these ducklings
while cleaning out the fountain, but they quickly take to following the duo around because
they believe Rigby is their mother. True, they do kind of become jerks when they
go around karate chopping everything in sight, but they’re just babies, and Rigby is the
one who taught them all that violent stuff in the first place. Later on, it’s revealed that the ducks have
the ability to go all Power Rangers and form the Hyperduck, and they use their abilities
in several battles to save Mordecai and Rigby, the Park, and the entire world. Quite a feat for just being a bunch of baby
ducks. Back to some actual main characters, Hi-Five
Ghost is next. Of the eight main characters, Fives has the
least lines and least episodes centered around him; however, he’s probably the nicest one
of them all just after Pops. He’s loyal to his best friend Muscle Man
to a fault, even when he’s being a complete jerk, but Fives is rarely ever a jerk himself. He also seems to be good friends with Mordecai
and Rigby, though they don’t interact very often. Interestingly, one of the scientists in the
episode “The Button” determines that Fives is the most logical of all the Park workers. He also seems to be pretty sensitive, as in
the episode “Trucker Hall of Fame,” he’s shown to not handle death or funerals very
well despite being a literal ghost. But all in all, Fives has a lot of positive
character traits and is a good guy to have working at the Park. Next on our list is Mordecai’s first love
interest, Margaret Smith. Margaret starts off as simply a kind, caring,
and supportive friend to Mordecai, Rigby, and Eileen. As the series continued and her relationship
with Mordecai grew, she became a much more developed character. Because Mordecai is really terrible at relationships,
he takes far too long to actually start dating her, and by the time he decides to ask Margaret
to be his girlfriend, she reveals the disheartening news: she has been accepted to her dream college
and has to move away. Despite the distance, Margaret never stopped
caring for Mordecai. Unfortunately, she gets caught in an awkward
love triangle with CJ, but a large majority of the awkwardness is Mordecai’s fault because
of his own insecurities. She admits that she still has feelings for
Mordecai while he and CJ are still dating, but both decide that they would be better
off staying friends. Besides the weird romance, Margaret is shown
to be a hard worker; we almost always see her working in the coffee shop until she goes
to college, and she becomes a great reporter after finishing journalism school. Overall, she’s a good person that cares
for her loved ones. Next, we have the synth master Gary. Gary didn’t make that great of a first impression
in his debut episode “Free Cake” where he appears on earth to take Skips to face
the Guardians for not completing the ritual that keeps him immortal. However, it seems like Gary is under the command
of the Guardians and probably didn’t have a choice in the matter. In his next major appearance, he shows up
to defend Mordecai and Rigby in Cool Court by arguing that they really aren’t that
cool. In the episode “Gary’s Synthesizer,”
we visit Gary’s home planet of Synthos where he is the rightful king. He defeats his tyrannical half-brother David
in a synth battle and declares that the Synthizens will have no king, but will let music be their
guide. Giving up his throne to free his people is
certainly admirable, and I choose to believe that this is David Bowie’s true origin story. A prominent Season 8 character, Pops’ trainer
Earl, is next. Every 14 billion years, Earl shows up to train
Pops for his universe-shattering battle with Anti-Pops. Given the amount of tattoos on his body, we
can assume this cycle has repeated itself dozens of times, making Earl immortal. Much like Mr. Miyagi of Karate Kid fame, his
training methods seem fairly useless at first: folding laundry, making lemonade, and other
menial tasks. But later on, we find out that Earl is the
real deal as he helps Pops hone his skills through the art of the training montage. Earl is rather short-tempered, especially
when people question his skills or his training, but preparing the Embodiment of Pure Good
for a universe-scale fist fight probably puts a lot of pressure onto the old master. Because he fulfills his role in every cycle
of the universe, we have to rank him among the good characters. The Guardians of Obsolete Formats are up next. These guys made their first appearance in
“The Last Laserdisc Player,” where they serve as protectors of the titular object. They guard the old entertainment formats,
such as Betamax, Floppy Disk, and Reel-to-Reel, from the tyrannical newer formats like VHS,
DVD, and Streaming that seek to destroy the old ways. Though the Format Wars are not necessarily
the most important battles of the whole series, it is a noble cause that the Guardians fight
for. A moment of silence for those we lost during
the Battle with Internet. Rest in Peace, brothers. Up next is dome scientist and hot wing lover,
Pam. Pam is one of the scientists in charge of
documenting the Park workers’ behavior, but she hits it off with Benson rather quickly
during their first interaction, showing that she views the workers as more than just test
subjects. The two of them begin dating, but when Dr.
Langer finds out about their relationship, he prohibits dating the dome test subjects
during the experiments. This doesn’t stop Benson and Pam from trying
to see each other, but before they can really start dating again, the Park is sent into
space. Pam contacts Bensons stating that she doesn’t
think she can handle a long distance relationship, and Benson doesn’t take that very well. Thankfully, we see in the finale that she
returns to Benson and rekindles their relationship, resulting in a happy marriage. Overall, Pam’s a kind, caring, and loyal
character even if she’s only appeared in a few episodes. We’d be remiss not to mention a figure as
important as Father Time. Just based on his name, we can assume that
he controls and maintains the timeflow of the universe, but we get more personally acquainted
with him in the episode “It’s Time,” where he reprimands Mordecai for his jealous
actions resulting in him being stuck in the Time Dimension forever. Thankfully, he gives Mordecai a do-over to
prevent this bad outcome. He shows up again in Regular Show: The Movie
as a member of the resistance against Mr. Ross and tells Rigby that he can prevent Ross’
future by apologizing to Mordecai. Father Time has certainly prevented some bad
futures for our characters, so he earns his place among the good. The man often seen guarding mystical objects,
The Eggscellent Knight, is next. He is a very dutiful man who takes pride in
being a keeper of whatever trophies he’s guarding, from trucker hats, to garage doors,
to VCRs. He’s a bit inconsistent with offering help
to the adventurers who seek his protected items, but he does his job well enough, even
after seemingly dying in the episode “Gamers Never Say Die.” And at the tail end of the good section, we
have the God of Basketball. He makes his debut in the episode “Slam
Dunk” in which he vows to train Mordecai and Rigby to beat Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost
in a pick-up game of basketball, but our main duo turns out to be so awful at the game that
the God of Basketball decides to just grant them ultimate basketball powers. Since he essentially cheats, that knocks him
down a few points, but when Muscle Man cheats in his own way, the God of Basketball is forced
to join his team and face off against Mordecai and Rigby, so we’ll say that balances out
his cheating. Besides that appearance, he’s one of the
fighters who shows up on the heroes’ side in “Exit 9B,” proving that he is a good
guy after all. And that’s it for our decidedly good characters. Now, we move on to the Gray Area. Keep in mind that these characters can be
considered “neutral” due to negative personality or character traits, even if they do good
things. First up, we have Dr. Langer. Langer brings the second coming of the dome
experiments to the Park in the episode “The Button.” The doctor initially appears to be a nasty,
underhanded snake who attempts to steal Benson’s job as park manager; however, as the season
continues, we find out that there’s much more going on with the dome experiment. By the end of the season, Langer’s actions
are recontextualized as it’s revealed that the experiment is actually preparation for
the Park’s mission to space. Still, Langer doesn’t get let off the hook
completely. He bars scientists from dating test subjects
because he’s jealous that Pam decided to date Benson instead of him, forcing them to
end their relationship before it could take off. That’s a pretty crappy thing to do, even
if it was in service of the space mission preparation. Mordecai’s second love interest of the show,
C.J., is next. After a series of unsuccessful attempts at
online dating, Mordecai and C.J. meet each other and hit it off almost immediately. At that point, we can see that she’s very
friendly and laid back, though not above the occasional tease or snide remark. It’s when she finds out about Mordecai’s
past relationship with Margaret that problems arise. When she witnesses Mordecai offer to see a
movie with Margaret that he initially asked C.J. to, she erupts in a literal storm of
anger until Mordecai admits that he only sees her as a friend. The two do eventually become boyfriend and
girlfriend later on, but then the love triangle comes into play. In the episode “1000th Chopper Flight Party,”
we see her go into full hurricane mode over simple misunderstandings which almost gets
Mordecai, Margaret, and Margaret’s parents killed. Seriously, does she rampage like this every
time she’s really upset? That would present a lot of danger to anyone
nearby when she’s in that emotional state. Aside from that, C.J. does seem like a genuinely
cool person to be around and a great friend to have, and obviously she deserved better
than what she got with Mordecai. That said, I just can’t ignore the fact
that she has a tendency to become a cyclone of fury when she’s angry. At least she acknowledges that it’s a terrible
thing whenever it happens, but she really should learn to control her anger. Come to think of it, anger management is a
problem for several of the characters down the list. Speaking of which, let’s talk about Benson. If one character is the physical representation
of anger issues, Benson would be that character. For as often as he yells at Mordecai and Rigby
for being irresponsible and threatens to fire them, it’s really strange that he hasn’t
actually done it. Okay, he has tried to a few times, but he
always takes it back almost immediately after. In the episode “Replaced,” Benson did
try to give Mordecai and Rigby’s jobs to two more responsible workers; however, after
some shenanigans involving a pizza party and lake monsters, the replacements tell Benson
to shove off because the positions are terrible and no one would ever want to work at the
Park, leaving Benson no choice but to rehire Mordecai and Rigby, the only people actually
willing to work there. Yet, he fires Muscle Man in the episode “Under
the Hood” for spray painting graffiti all over the park, even though he has no conclusive
proof that Muscle Man actually did it. It seems as though he only keeps Mordecai
and Rigby around for the purpose of unleashing his pent-up rage onto them; however, we have
to admit that Benson is correct pretty much every time he calls them lazy slackers. For the majority of the show, Benson cares
about one thing and one thing only: his job as Park manager. We get a good idea of the extent to which
he goes to perform his job well in episodes like “Gold Watch” and “Busted Cart.” In the latter episode, we see Benson in a
much more sympathetic light. When he believes that Mordecai and Rigby have
essentially cost him his job, he breaks down crying and claiming that the job is all he
has in one of the most powerful scenes in the entire series. Combine that with the fact that his luck with
relationships is worse than Mordecai’s, and you really can’t help but feel bad for
the guy. Benson also has a much friendlier side when
he’s off the clock, as he enjoys activities like karaoke and going out for wings, although
his enjoyment of wings borders on addiction. Now, we finally get to our protagonists, Mordecai
and Rigby. We’ve decided to rank them together, and
you’ll know why soon enough. First off, Rigby definitely screws up more
than Mordecai does. He’s lazier, less responsible, and his immature
antics tend to kickstart the plots of most of the episodes in the whole show. Even the first episode, “The Power,” happens
because Rigby steals a magic keyboard from a wizard and starts using it to send stuff
to the moon. But, there is one area in which Rigby absolutely
has Mordecai beat: relationships. Though he’s dismissive and a bit of a jerk
to Eileen when they first get to know each other, the two of them develop a healthy and
substantial relationship naturally over time. Mordecai, on the other hand, can’t seem
to get over his own insecurities and anxieties regarding his love life. He tries to turn back time because his first
kiss with Margaret is ruined by bad breath, he kisses Margaret again while still dating
C.J. during a Christmas party, and let’s not forget that he KILLS RIGBY out of jealousy
in “It’s Time.” Sure, Rigby’s actions in that episode were
kind of petty, but he just wanted to see a movie with his best friend and then he gets
killed for it! Because these two share the majority of their
screen time together, we get a feel for both of their personalities and how they bounce
off of each other, and a big part of that is their shortcomings.They’re flawed in
different ways, but you can’t really say one is worse than the other. There are episodes like “Grilled Cheese
Deluxe” where Mordecai and Rigby both try to out-lie each other which leads to the two
of them almost destroying the city with anti-matter. In the movie, Rigby is clearly in the wrong
for forging Mordecai’s rejection letter from College University, but future Mordecai
even admits to his past self that being angry at Rigby was no reason to side with Mr. Ross
and effectively destroy the world. Well, I think we’ve talked about their flaws
enough, so let’s talk about some of their positive character traits, shall we? Both Mordecai and Rigby usually take responsibility
for their mistakes and work to rectify them in almost every episode. They’re also shown to care about their friends
a great deal, as they know exactly how to jog the memories of all the Park workers in
“Exit 9B” and remind them who they truly are. Though they’re both pretty lazy and their
actions sometimes result in it’s destruction, they seem to truly care about the Park, as
they participate in several battles to save their workplace and home, such as in the episodes
“Exit 9B,” “Prankless,” and “A Bunch of Full Grown Geese.” We could analyze and discuss these two characters
for hours, but let’s just say that while they’re heavily flawed at the start of the
show, they do grow as characters and develop a sense of responsibility in the later seasons. And the last of the main Park workers, we
have Mitch Sorenstein, better known as Muscle Man. Muscle Man is many things: Former body-builder,
teller of bad jokes, and the best pranker in the entire galaxy. He’s shown to care very deeply about his
girlfriend and eventual wife, Starla, his best friend, Fives, and his family. He stops pranking entirely once one of his
pranks almost kills Pops, but he returns to defend the Park from the attacking East Pines
forces in the episode “Prankless.” While he starts off the series as a total
jerk to nearly everyone in the Park, he does form a close bond with Mordecai and Rigby
as first shown in the episode “Trucker Hall of Fame.” Unfortunately, that’s where I’m gonna
have to call it for positive aspects. Muscle Man is consistently rude and obnoxious
throughout the entire series. The smallest things can set him off, like
getting soda spilled on him. His outbursts tend to turn violent, and because
he’s also very strong, they can cause immense damage, such as when he takes on an entire
SWAT team because he thinks the fake lottery ticket Mordecai and Rigby gave to him for
his birthday was real. At least he’s generally on the side of good,
but this guy definitely has some major issues. Next, we have our favorite intern/KGB spy,
Thomas...or should we call him “Nikolai?” Thomas made his first appearance in the half-hour
special “Exit 9B” posing as an intern for the Park. He risks his life to help the Park workers
defeat GBF Jr. and saves the Park by signing the form just in time. From that point on, Thomas usually plays the
role of an oblivious but level-headed intern who tries to be helpful to his coworkers. This goes on until the episode “The Real
Thomas” when we discover that he’s a Russian spy who’s been fooling everyone since the
beginning. He participates in a plot to steal the Park,
as well as several other parks, off of American soil and take it to Russia, which would leave
the Park employees in a forced labor camp for the rest of their lives. After airing his frustrations at how badly
the Park workers treated him as an intern, Thomas thankfully realizes that they do see
him as their friend and betrays his comrades to save the Park. After this, he becomes a fugitive of both
Russia and the US but is able to go into hiding. While he definitely has a good heart, this
dude has broken international law several times in service of his country, so he’s
gonna have to live out his days in the Gray Area. We’re going to place the Guardians of Eternal
Youth next. These giant floating babies with magic rattles
made their first appearance in “Free Cake” where their actions are downright awful. They force Skips to perform a spirit dance
every year on his birthday to maintain his immortality, but when the ritual is interrupted
by Mordecai and Rigby, they take Skips to their dimension and try to remove his immortality. What the H, guys? Don’t you need Skips to take down Klorgbane? And isn’t he your friend from high school? Why are you forcing him to do this ritual
in the first place? It seems very arbitrary. Well, after that episode, some of their next
appearances show them in a better light. They show up in both “Exit 9B” and the
series finale to help take down the respective villains, though they are wiped out of existence
during the latter like most of the characters. In the end, while they supposedly represent
the good side, their actions don’t always reflect that position. The owner of the Park and Pops’ adoptive
father, Mr. Maellard, is next. Maellard is a grouchy old man who can’t
even be bothered to learn the name of his most valuable employee. He yells at Benson about as often as Benson
yells at Mordecai and Rigby, and he runs his businesses with an iron fist. It does come back to bite him in the episode
“Benson Be Gone” where he gives Benson’s job to a far more strict Park manager who
ends up turning into a giant Godzilla monster and nearly kills Maellard. However, as we find out in “The Ice Tape,”
he has done a lot of good regarding raising his son. Maellard witnessed Pops fall from the sky
while on a meteor mining expedition and adopted the alien baby after reading the scroll that
explained his destiny. While Maellard had wanted his son to be able
to live a normal life on Earth, he realized that Pops will have to face his destiny and
defeat Anti-Pops to save the universe. On one final heartwarming note, Maellard tells
his son that while he may not have been Pops’ real father, Pops was always his real son. Overall, we have to say that while he’s
a morally corrupt businessman, he is a good father, and that’s enough to land him out
of the bad territory. And the award for most violent anger outburst
goes to Starla. She first appears in the episode “Muscle
Woman” which shows Muscle Man emotionally distraught after Starla dumped him. Mordecai, Rigby, and Fives decide to help
Muscle Man out of his depression with little success, so they decide that they have to
get Starla to take him back. When Starla catches feelings for Mordecai
almost immediately, the trio come up with a plan for Mordecai to date Starla and then
dump her so she’ll go crawling back to Muscle Man. This plan goes terribly wrong and sends Starla
into a wave of fury and destruction that would make Benson blush. She nearly destroys the entire park and throws
a boulder at a helicopter. There’s no way anyone survived that. At least she’s a good loving girlfriend
to Mitch...well, except in that episode “The Longest Weekend” where she tells him not
to call her for the whole weekend or she’ll dump him, but then she actually does want
him to call her, and the two of them turn into giant fireballs -- Yeah that episode’s
a mess. But hey, she does cheer up her boyfriend by
telling him it’s what’s on the inside that counts when he feels self conscious about
his bald spot. Starla really doesn’t have that many positive
aspects to speak of. Hopefully, she’ll calm down and be a good
mother to her many Muscle Kids. And rounding off the gray area, we have Death. Based on the legendary Lemmy Kilmister of
Motörhead, Death is the grim reaper of the show who takes way too much pride in his work
of killing people. He has a borderline obsession with taking
people’s souls and loves counting the days to when he knows people will die, especially
Muscle Man, whose soul Death tries to take twice. Though his line of work is not particularly
nice, we have to admit that Death is honorable. He always keeps his word when making deals,
like when he arm wrestles Skips for Rigby’s life. He also shows up to defeat the demons in “Exit
9B,” and he participates in the battle against Anti-Pops, but that’s probably because he
doesn’t want anyone else to steal his job. Strangely, Death is killed by Anti-Pops along
with the rest of the characters in the series finale. What happens when Death dies? Who takes his soul? Does he even have one? Anyway, that concludes the gray area. Now, let’s move on to the villains of the
show. Starting our list of bad guys is rival park
manager, Gene the Vending Machine. Can you believe that this guy used to be the
Park’s biggest threat? Gene first appeared in “Prankless” where
he nearly destroys the Park twice during the Great Prank War. Gene had apparently been waiting for the day
that Muscle Man was no longer a threat to revitalize the Prank War, and on that day,
he returned with a vengeance. The episode shows East Pines ruthlessly attacking
the Park with Gene at the center of it all until Muscle Man returns to scare Gene into
never pranking the Park again. Gene doesn’t stay true to this, as in a
future episode “Thomas Fights Back,” he steals the statue of the Park’s founder,
prompting Thomas to create a plan to steal it back. Benson and Gene do reconcile in the episode
“Park Managers’ Lunch” where Gene shows his respect for Benson by inducting him into
the park managers’ lodge, but Gene remains a cheater and a scumbag for the rest of the
series. Though he does join the Galactic Park Rangers
to face off against Mr. Ross, we can assume this is because Gene is at least reasonable
enough to realize that he, too, will be killed if Ross’ plan succeeds. Next up are the animatronic criminals, the
Capicola Gang. They made their debut in the episode “Fuzzy
Dice” where the Park workers try to win a pair of fuzzy dice for Pops’ birthday. After winning one million tickets at the Fun
Fun Zone, the group finally earns the dice, but they’re shocked when the animatronic
performers jump off the stage, steal the dice, and drive away in a car that was hanging from
the ceiling. Later on, it’s revealed that ten years prior,
they pulled a heist on a jewelry store and made off with millions of dollars in uncut
diamonds. They then hid the diamonds in the dice and
waited for the statute of limitations to run out, which just so happened to be the day
that the Park workers won the dice. The gang then gets into a shootout with FBI
agents who have to subdue the animatronics with a literal minigun and RPG. But the gang SURVIVES this encounter and returns
in the episode “Steak Me Amadeus” to seek revenge against Mordecai and Rigby where ANOTHER
shootout takes place. Talk about tough to kill… Now we move on to the other Russian spy in
the show, Natalia. Natalia poses as Benson’s girlfriend while
Thomas is infiltrating the Park, and she carries out her orders to steal the Park for the Russian
government. Though Thomas doesn’t want to hurt any of
the Park workers, Natalia receives orders to execute the lot of them and tries to do
it without mercy. While she is simply an agent and not the one
calling the shots, she carries out each order with enthusiasm and has no problem killing
innocent people, so she’s earned her spot down with the villains. One of the more notable one-off villains,
Susan the Park Manager, is next. Susan is the main antagonist of the episode
“Benson Be Gone” who takes Benson’s job after Maellard demotes him. She fires Benson after he adopts Mordecai
and Rigby’s slacker attitude and begins overworking the Park employees to the point
that they turn into Susan clones. Later, Benson returns to the Park, finds out
what she’s done to the workers, and helps return them to their normal selves. Susan becomes enraged at this and reveals
her true form: A 50-foot, demonic park manager monster...thing. Thankfully, she’s taken out by a hobo named
Leon before she can drop a skyscraper onto the Park workers. She returns in “Exit 9B” where she becomes
one of the many victims of the Giant Duck’s martial arts skills. Good riddance. Up next are our favorite giant bearded faces,
GBF and GBF Jr. Garrett Bobby Ferguson was introduced in the episode “High Score”
where he faces off with Mordecai and Rigby in the arcade game “Broken Bonez.” He tries to cheat in order to keep the universe
record for the high score of the game, but he loses anyway and becomes so angry that
he explodes. Yeah, this show is pretty strange sometimes,
if you haven’t noticed. GBF’s son apparently doesn’t take this
well and decides to destroy everything that Mordecai and Rigby love to earn his father’s
approval. His method of doing this? Putting all of the Park workers under mind
control, building a freeway over the Park, and raising a ton of the previous villains
of the show from the dead. While these actions are undeniably evil, neither
of the GBFs actually have a body count despite raising an entire army of villains, so we
can’t place them any higher on the list. The bronze medal of evil goes to Klorgbane
the Destroyer. Klorgbane starts as a simple high school bully
who uses fear and violence to dominate the school, but things quickly take a turn for
the worse once he fights Walks during prom. During the fight, he sends his mace into the
wall, dropping rubble on top of Mona who sacrificed herself to save Walks. Afterwards, Klorgbane is punched so hard by
the Fists of Justice that he’s sent into orbit and will return in 157 years for a rematch
with Skips. Not only is he responsible for Mona’s death,
but in his other appearance, he kills one of the Guardians of Eternal Youth (who are
his brothers, by the way) without flinching. Klorgbane vows to destroy them all once they
refuse to let him rule on the council; luckily, Mordecai and Rigby give him another suckerpunch,
presumably sending him away for 157 more years. Our runner-up for most evil goes to Anti-Pops. I know putting “The Embodiment of Pure Evil”
at second probably seems out of place, but hear us out. One could definitely argue that Anti-Pops
has been cursed by fate; he was born to ultimately face his brother in a battle of good and evil,
but he didn’t choose to be the evil one. Though he definitely does his share of evil
actions, he doesn’t seem to have any motivation for what he does besides the fact that his
very nature determines that he’s evil. Only Pops seems to truly understand that his
evil twin has the capacity to be good, and all he really needs is a hug from someone
who cares about him. In his final moments, Anti-Pops regrets everything
that he’s done as he and Pops fly toward the sun and perish to spare the universe from
another one of their destructive battles...Okay, but let’s talk about why he’s all the
way down here. Anti-Pops has no care for any living thing
other than himself. He uses his evil powers to erase sections
of the universe with ease, and he is completely bent on destroying everything in existence. He tries to manipulate Pops into letting his
guard down so he can kill his twin before he becomes powerful enough to battle yet again. According to Earl’s tattoos and Lolliland’s
Hall of Tapestries, the twins have engaged in the same battle dozens of times, and Anti-Pops
kills all of the main characters in his final attempt to destroy the universe. And on top of that, he gives one-star reviews
to restaurants that he hasn’t even eaten at! What a heinous and despicable crime...So,
who could possibly be worse than Malum Kranus? Well, that honor has to go to the villain
from the movie, Mr. Ross. Ross began as Mordecai and Rigby’s high
school science teacher, as well as the school’s volleyball coach. When Rigby distracts the volleyball team during
the state championship so they lose the match, Ross becomes so infuriated that he plans on
using a time machine to go back and win the game, then take revenge on Rigby. Wait, if he goes back to win the game, why
does he need revenge on Rigby? He’s just being vindictive at that point. But that doesn’t even compare to the rest
of his plan. When Mordecai and Rigby try to complete his
time machine, they end up leveling the science lab and creating a Timenado: a tornado that
tears apart the very fabric of time and space. Ross plans to harness this power to destroy
the universe and everything in it, and then live out the rest of his days alone. All because Rigby ruined his chance at the
volleyball championship for ONE YEAR. Dude, you’re the coach, you will have many
more opportunities to win state! During his quest to destroy the universe,
Ross manipulates Future Mordecai into joining his side and tries to kill Present Mordecai
just to torture Rigby; however, Future Mordecai sacrifices himself to save his past self. Ross actually gets closer to destroying the
universe than Anti-Pops does, as we can see Father Time deteriorating right before Rigby’s
eyes. As it turns out, all Rigby needed to do to
stop Ross’ incredibly sadistic plan for revenge was apologize to him. He still goes to jail for smuggling plutonium
into his science lab, which poses an incredible danger to all of the students. Because of his incredibly insignificant motivation
for destroying the universe, I genuinely believe that he is worse than Anti-Pops. Though the timeline where Mordecai and Rigby
created the Timenado was erased, it’s safe to say that Ross is truly the most evil character
in all of Regular Show if he planned to wipe away space and time over losing a game of
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I saw it the video and Jeremy is in there! In the Benson section. I love JEREMY!