Yay! Whoo hoo! Iris, did you see that? Iris? What? My ghoul, you have a crush
on Manny Taur. What? No. You can't fool me.
I see that look in your eye. It's silly.
I'm a woman of science, and Manny, well, he's Manny. Whoo! Come on. What if it's too weird? Our families are old friends,
and I- Manny. Oh, hey, Iris.
Good game, huh? Go, team.
[chuckles] What's got you showing
all fangs? I just set up Manny and Iris. I really liked it when did the- [grunting]
Red! [screaming] I knew this was a mistake. Don't worry, he likes you.
He just got distracted. - Is this seat taken?
- Hey, Iris. Red devil's food
ice cream cake coming through! [grunting] Hey, Manny.
Carry my books to class? Um, uh, sure. And she was all,
is that real Transylvania- Red! I don't understand.
He clearly likes you. I don't know.
He keeps getting distracted. Minotaurs are just like bulls. They can help chasing things
that are red. Watch. Red! Great. So, all I have to do
to keep Manny's attention is get rid of every red thing
in the entire school. Easy. I think I got a better idea. Three, two, one, Hey. That's a nice color on you. Will you walk me
to mad science class? Sure. Hey, Iris. Uh, hey, ghouls. So, Draculaura says
you've been dating Manny Tour for the last two weeks.
We need details. Go. Manny's nice. [moaning] Dates? Kinda. Another two points
for super star Manny Taur! We have been playing a lot
of games together, which he wins. He takes me to lunch
all the time. And last night
he took me dancing. [music playing] If you could call it dancing. So Manny's basically
just bringing you around to do guy stuff
with his friends? Ghoul, you've got to tell him
that tonight you two are doing something
that you want to do. - Here he comes now. Tell him.
- Hey, Iris. I was thinking about tonight,
and I thought we could-- Sit outside
and look at the stars? Uh, yeah, uh, no. I promised the guys
we'd go down and meet 'em in the catacombs
and search for gross bugs. Cool, huh? No, Manny,
I'm not meeting you anywhere, because we're through.
[crying] Uh, uh, I'm confused. Manny,
have you ever done anything that was Iris' idea
without the guys? Well, there was the
one, uh, nope. What am I going to do? [buzzing] [moaning] Do you think
Iris would like that? [moaning] Wait.
What's he doing here? [grunting] [buzzing] [snapping] They're stars. Yeah. They're for you. They're constellations.
[giggling] Let's start with Taurus,
the bull. I think you'll like that one. Hey, Ghoulia.
What are you working on? Greetings.
I am Inner Monster 1.0 Crikey.
What does she do? [moaning] I can navigate
the shortest fastest route to any classroom
in Monster High. Bonza. How's it work? [moaning] Oh, you set the app's IQ to 100% and its emotional intelligence
to zero, so she's totally logical. [buzzing] Come on. We've got
to tell everyone about this. They're all gonna wanna download
Inner Monster. [buzzing] [bell ringing] [ticking] You totally understand. [moaning] Hey, Ghoulia. Yeah,
I'll get to class in a minute. I'm having the most clawsome
talk with my inner monster. So, like, I was telling you,
I was so embarrassed. Totally. Sometimes I just need
to hide behind my screensaver. Whoa! I was so mad.
I just wanted to- Smash something! Yeah. Smash. Wow, Inner Monster,
it's like you totally get me. [moaning] [moaning] Don't, it's not a failure.
She's totally aces. [moaning] Inner Monster not be getting us
to class any quicker, but she does
something way better. You've totally made an app
that understands my inner monster. Because having someone
who is totally in sync with how you're feeling,
well, that's pretty fangtastic. [moaning] So, she doesn't do exactly
what you designed her to do. Inner Monster is clawsome. [moaning] I think
Ghoulia's made a new friend. [moaning] Let me guess, Manny. I keep trying to get him
to open up to me, but every time I ask him
to tell me what he's thinking,
all he says is... Uh. Uh. Uh. What am I gonna do? Iris, if you two can't have
a real conversation- I know, I'm gonna have
to break up with him. It'll be okay. There are plenty
of other monsters out there. But he's the boy I like. I just wish there was some way
I could fix this. Yes. This is exactly the kind
of real open conversation I've dreamed of having
for so long. I just wish I was having it
with my boyfriend instead of an app on my iCoffin. I know exactly how you feel. [gasping]
That gives me a clawsome idea. Maybe you can help me
understand Manny. This could be my last chance
to save my relationship. 'Sup? Each moment
away from your fangtastic beauy has been an agonizing eternity. That's exactly what I meant. I knew that hidden beneath
your rugged exterior, beat a poet's heart that was the soul mate
of my own. Uh. She really likes you. Oh, good. Ditto. It is almost beyond the ability
of mere words to express the fullness
my heart feels for you. Oh, Manny. I still don't know
about those two. You don't need an app to express how you really,
truly feel about me, do you? Oh, um, yeah, I, uh, well,
you know, it's- I, uh, yeah. Inner Monster to the rescue. He likes you, too. There's only two minutes left in the most important
grave ball game of the year. And we've actually got a chance
to beat Sintour Tech. So don't blow it. Neighthan, just wanted
to wish you luck. - Thanks, Frankie.
- You've got to be the first zombie unicorn player
in the history of grave ball. What's your position? Well, mostly sitting down. Dude. I don't actually play
for the team. My zombie side makes me
too clumsy. But, when one
of our guys gets hurt, I use my unicorn power
and heal them. Don't you want to play? Totally, but every time I ask if I can get in the game- I love you, bro, but. You're horrible. No way. [whistle blowing] 30 seconds left to score.
Now, get in there, Manny! [whistle blowing] He's got it! He's got it!
He's got it! He's got it! He's got it good. Time out. All right, Neighthan. Uh, me? I'm putting you in the game. Come out here on the field
as a player and heal Manny. You can do this, Neighthan. Everyone's counting on you
to help the team make the winning play. I'm on it. Whoops. Now, I'm on it. [whistle blowing] I got it. No, this is the-
the ball. Neighthan, go!
Go, Neighthan, go! Get it! Wha-? [gasping] [whistle blowing] [cheering] I don't know
what you think you were doing, out there, but I only got
one thing to say to you. Can you do it again next week? [howling] We won! Thanks to Neighthan. Sorry I'm late.
I miss anything? Nah. I was just about
to ask Sirena how excited she was
for New Tide's Eve? Ooh, what's that? You don't know?
But you're a mermaid. Half. My mom's a mermaid.
My dad's a ghost. My parents try so hard
not to push one of their scaretages
over the other. Cause New Tide's Eve is only the spiffiest mermaid
holiday of the year. The fiend ball game is
always fun. But the party really starts
when the dancing begins. That does sound clawsome. You think that's fun,
on Minatorial Day, we do nothing but headbutts. I still think New Tide's Eve
sounds scary good. It kind of reminds me
of Chainsgiving. What's that? After hanging decorations
on the Chainsgiving tree, we sit down
for a huge, messy feast. I had no idea I had two
such clawsome holidays. I can't wait
to celebrate them both. [both]
You're in luck, mine's tonight. Crikey. You should celebrate
with Lagoona tonight. No, I can tell
how excited you are to share your holiday
with Sirena. You should totally celebrate
with Spectra. Sirena's not with you. I thought she was with you. Sirena. Sirena. Whoo hoo. Over here. We've been looking all over the school for ya,
mate. Why didn't you meet
either of us? I was busy... working on this. It's like New Tide's Eve. And Chainsgiving mixed together. It's a fusion, just like me,
and the best part of it is we can all celebrate it
together. [laughing] The catacombs has been a place
for animals to gather for the millions of years. The very first fish thrown
out of the sea, right here. During the Ice Age,
animals chilled out here. Join me, Jane Boolittle
on a tour of the Monster High pet's
Creature Cribs. When it's time
for Count Fabulous to kick back and hang, there's no more fangtastic place
than his perch. Yes, Neptuna,
you have cleaned out your bowl in totes terrifying style. Watch Watzit show
how he keeps his scary fresh chrome home just as shiny. Crescent's killer
red velvet couch is the perfect place
to do what she does best, nothing. Does this look like a place
you'd like to spend some time? Uh-huh. This is Toralei's pet,
Sweet Fang. And Twyla's pet dust bunny,
Dustin. Julia belongs to Venus
and Crescent, you must know Cushion already,
since he's Howleen's pet. These new pets are going
to be joining us here. And until they get
their own creature cribs, do you think you guys
would be able to share yours? Great. Be right back. [yowling] [meowing] It took a few tries, but the creatures
finally settled in with their perfect counterparts. Well, that was easy. But I guess I should have known
you guys wouldn't have trouble sharing your... Cleo, have you seen Gil? No. Deuce is missing too. It looks
like all the boys are gone. That's the sound
of our boyfriends geeking out. Oh, yeah! Just to watch our boyfriends
play a silly little game? Gil and Deuce have been battling
it out for 48 hours straight. You're going down,
bottom dweller. Oh, yeah? Well,
all I have to say to that is Bazingo! Oh, yeah. Oh. No one can stop me now. Oh, I beg to differ. Uh, hey. We've been worrying about you. It looks like
you haven't slept or eaten. No, we've been eating.
Paranormal power bar me, bro. See? What I can't see is why
you'd put yourself through this. What do you get if you win? Something pretty for me? Oh, even better. Knowing that I utterly smashed
Gil into fish biscuits. Wha. Yeah, well, um, I am gonna grind
you into snake biscuits. Wah whoo. [hissing] Is this game more important
than your friendship? - Whoa.
- Dude. I mean, sure,
I really want to win the game and everything, but, um. Me, too,
but not if my best friend has to suffer an epic beat down. Aw. I know how much you want to win,
so I'm gonna lose this game like no one's ever lost it
before. Prepare to destroy me. Oh, no. I'm going to lose so bad
you'll never even see it coming. You don't stand a chance
of losing to me. Oh, yeah?
We'll just see about that. Whoa. I just blew up
my own ships. Weak.
I just vaporized mine, bro, I think this is gonna take
a while. Paranormal power bar me. Dude, you're never going win as much as you're going to win
right now. [unintelligible] And then Mr. Rotter was
all like, "Back in my day, a text was something
you kept on a bookshelf." [laughing]
Teachers. Hey, you two love bats,
ready to hit the creepeteria? Oh, totes, but first
I've got to show you ghouls this new eye shadow color,
ghoul topaz. Ah, there it is. Don't you think it's time
to clean out your locker? You make a fair point,
but on the other hand, I need all of this. There's got to be something here
you can get rid of. Oh, how about this? That [chuckles] is a textbook. Laters. Draculaura's locker needs
a major makeover. Ghoulia, think you can whip up
some booprints? I can help with the design. When you live in a lamp,
you learn a thing or two about decorating small spaces. Great, and Clawdeen will get
Bloodgood's permission. And Clawd can put it together
in shop class. It's time to shocka
with a new locker. [cheering] Oh. My. Ghoul.
I love it. And there's a spot
for everything; school stuff,
clothes hangers. Makeup
and magazine compartments. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. [bell ringing]
You coming, Draculaura? Ah, in a minute. I just want to fang out in here
a little longer. So, still loving the new locker? It is the coolest locker
at Monster High by crypts and bounds. You filled that entire locker
in one week? So it would seem.
[chuckles] I know, I know.
I know what I have to do. And then,
when you're done with this, what do you think about building
another dozen in the gym? For my fear squad things
because I have so many things in there.
That would be really fangtastic. Pardon me, coming through. Look at this mob. All of them here to try out for Operetta's
big spring musical. [moaning] What do you mean
you're thinking of not trying out?
You try out for the school musical
every year. [laughing] Yeah, and she never gets a part. [moaning/singing] [glass shattering] Give her a break, Toralei. Ghoulia has been practicing
for this tryout for weeks. [moaning/singing] It's been her dream
to get the lead in this show since forever. [moaning] Come on, mate. You can't get the part
without trying. You can't fail
without trying either. [laughing] You never know what can happen
if you just give things a try. [moaning] [music playing, chatter] Y'all nailed that audition,
Catty. - Thanks.
- Oh, I think I got it. Crikey. That's not good. [moaning] That's Catty Noir,
the most famous pop monstar in the world. I give up.
You should give up. Everyone should give up.
I'm sorry, Ghoulia. Maybe next year. Oh, hi, Ghoulia. You're the only one left
to audition? Come on in. [moaning] [music playing] I still don't get
how Ghoulia got the lead in the play. I thought
Catty nailed the audition. Catty wasn't trying out
for the lead. She wanted to play
the supporting role for a change. And since Ghoulia was
the only other ghoul with the guts to try out,
she got the lead. [yowling] You're screaming in the drain. ♪ Aah ♪
[glass shattering] [cheering]
