GOOD TO SEE YOU. I LIKE YOUR HAIR. IT'S BIG. >> THANK YOU. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: BOY, I WISH I HAD AN AFRO. I REALLY DO. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A RFRO. >> YOU DO? >> Jimmy: I DO, BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE. >> AFROS ARE REALLY DIFFICULT TO MAINTAIN. >> Jimmy: TO KEEP IT IN THE SHAPE? >> EVERYTHING IS HARD WITH THE FRO, IT'S HARD TO MOISTURIZE IT, WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS USED TO WEAR WIGS. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> YOU KNOW, UNTIL I DID SOMETHING THAT REALLY STOPPED IT FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME. I WENT TO GET AN MRI, AND I PUT A WIG ON MY HEAD. >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IN ORDER TO KEEP A WIG ON YOUR HEAD, YOU GOT TO PUT PINS IN IT. >> Jimmy: OH, OH. >> YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO TO GET THE MRI, IT'S MAGNETIC. >> Jimmy: OH. THE PINS WENT WHERE? >> NO, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, JIMMY. THE FACT THAT I'M SITTING HERE AND MY DIGNITY IS STILL IN TACT, AS SOON AS I WALKED IN THE ROOM, THE WIG STARTED FLOATING OFF MY HID, AND THOSE PINS CAME OUT LIKE BULLETS. THEY WERE LIKE, DOO, DOO DOO, DOO. AND THE TECH WOMAN STARTED SCREAMING, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, YOUR NAME IS VIOLA DAVIS, RIGHT? HALF OF THEM WERE STUCK ON THE MRI MACHINE. HALF OF THE PINS WERE ON THE FLOOR, AND THE WIG WAS STUCK TO MY HEAD. >> Jimmy: I HOPE EVERYTHING WAS OKAY. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE MRI WAS MORE DANGEROUS. >> AN MRI IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO DO EVERY YEAR. >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU, I KNOW ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT THE FEMALE BODY. ASK MY WIFE. >> YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY DEALING WITH MENOPAUSE OR BREASTS, MEN JUST DIE A SLOW DEATH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE A VERY STUPID QUESTION, AND IT IS A STUPID QUESTION FOR A MAN MY AGE. >> GO AHEAD AND HIT ME WITH IT. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS MENOPAUSE? I'VE HEARD OF IT. [ APPLAUSE ] I KNOW THAT IT HAPPENS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? MENOPAUSE IS HELL. JIMMY. >> Jimmy: IS IT REALLY? >> MENOPAUSE IS A DARK HOLE, OKAY? THAT'S WHAT MENOPAUSE IS, SO THAT'S WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW. I EITHER WILL LOVE MY HUSBAND TODAY OR KILL HIM TODAY. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG DOES IT LAST? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL ME. IT'S BEEN GOING ON SIX OR SEVEN YEARS. BUT THE OTHER DAY, MY HUSBAND SAID V, CAN YOU TAKE THIS BOWL AND PUT THIS IN THE SINK? I SAID OH, SWEETHEART, YEAH, LET ME SEE THE BOWL, LET ME PUT IT IN THE SINK. AND FIVE MINUTES LATER HE LOOKED AT ME. HE SAID, V, ARE YOU OKAY? I SAID, YEAH, I'M FINE. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT BOWL IN THE REFRIGERATOR. PLEASE TELL ME YOU NOT GOING CRAZY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT YOU MIGHT BE GOING CRAZY. >> NO, I'M NOT GOING CRAZY. I'M NOT GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE THAT. BUT EVERYTHING, THE WEIGHT GAIN, IT'S LIKE THAT CARTOON WHERE AN A LITTLE GIRL GETS ON THE SCALE AND A FRIEND RUNS UP BEHIND HER AND SAYS GET OFF THAT THING, EVERYBODY WHO GETS ON THAT CRIES! SO THAT'S ME. I'M GETTING ON THAT THING CRYING EVERY DAY. >> Jimmy: WHOA, I'M SORRY TO CATCH YOU AT THIS MOMENT. SHALL WE MAYBE RESCHEDULE THIS INTERVIEW? >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO RESCHEDULE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A NEAT PERSON? LIKELY THIS PERSON, MARIE KONDO. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER? >> YES, I DO. AND SHE IS CHANGING LIVES. >> Jimmy: SHE IS CHANGING LIVES. >> I'M NOT GOOD WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MORE LIKE ME? >> I'M VERY MUCH LIKE YOU. AND MY HUSBAND IS OCD. EVERYTHING IS NEAT, NEAT, NEAT. ME, MY BIG THING WHEN I MET HIM, TWO THINGS THAT I CARRY AROUND, AND YOU KNOW I TRAVEL WITH MY STUFF. LY A BIG, WHITE, LEATHER BAG FILLED WITH ALL MY OLD LOVE LETTERS FROM MEN WHO HAD DUMPED MY. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> I KEPT THEM. I SAID I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS. IT'S FOR MY WORK. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN I HAD A BOX FILLED WITH ALL THE RECEIPTS OF ALL THE MONEY I LET PEOPLE BORROW IN THE PAST. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> WESTERN UNION RECEIPT, WHEN I LET MY SISTER BORROW $25. EVERY TIME SHE'D BORROW MONEY FROM ME I'D RIP IT OUT AND GO, REMEMBER THAT DAMN $25? I USED TO CARRY IT, LIKE LITERALLY FROM NEW YORK TO L.A. TO DIFFERENT PLACES UNTIL I ACTUALLY READ THE LOVE LETTERS. >> Jimmy: AND THE RECEIPTS, THOUGH, JUST SO I CAN BE CLEAR ON THIS. I CAN UNDERSTAND WESTERN UNION. WHEN YOU GAVE YOUR SISTER $25 YOU MADE HER SIGN A LITTLE NOTE SAYING THAT YOU HAD GIVEN HER $25? >> NO, IT WAS A $25 MONEY ORDER RECEIPT WHEN I HAD TO GO FROM DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN TO THE UPPER WEST SIDE ON A BUSY DAY TO SEND HER A MONEY ORDER, AND I SAID I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS DAMN THING AND MAKE HER PAY! >> Jimmy: AND HAS SHE PAID YOU. >> NO. >> Jimmy: SHE HASN'T. HOW LONG AGO DID SHE BORROW THIS MONEY? >> 1994. >> Jimmy: OKAY. WELL, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. I'M GOING TO COMPOUND THE INTEREST, AND WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE THIS ALL OUT. DON'T GET MAD AT ME DURING THE BREAK, OKAY?
