Guillermo at the Oscars

in [Music] Hollywood what are you wearing I'm wearing doce and Cabana oh doce and Cabana gabana with a g g gabana gabana you know what I'm wearing Target with te Target you know how to say appam in Spanish no I don't theimer you were in the movie private parts right yeah what is your favorite private parts oh which one both the main one the main unit is my favorite one oh yeah my own hey you have a name or what do you call it no I don't call it anything I goes nameless oh yeah he's a man of mystery look look if acting doesn't work for you what is your fullback career my fullback career yeah I don't have one you do will you think of of me and your next movie why not yeah look yeah I think I like the one I see with the yeah with the shirt with the shirt one all right pretty good it has my resume in the back okay good all right but thank you very much and you already have a if you win it's up here I think yeah I don't I didn't write anything down cuz I worried that that would be it would just make me too sad to I have a speech for you apply ointment to affected area twice oh no no no so so sorry no no hey Mr Tim Cook how can I get it my iPhone connected to Bluetooth how can I get my phone connect to bluetoo how are you how you doing can you help me oh my God Apple customer service is terrible I'm throwing a party on Jimmy's house oh yeah he's not going to be there oh sick let's tear his house apart exactly that's what I'm talking about oh yeah baby oh yeah g Oscars Kar at Jimmy kimel's house tonight yeah he's not he's not going to be there so you have a taco truck too I have a taco truck okay so Taco a bouncing Castle yeah yeah should I hand it out to anybody or just me we got for yeah all yeah you can be your wife give it to Mar Robbie and who else kilan K gilan Ariana how are you Emma Stone Emma Emma I got one question Ryan Ryan why are you so sexy how are you Greta one question Greta what are you wearing she say douchi Carrie Carrie Carrie Mark Mark Mark Martin Martin isi how are you no one wants to talk to me I don't know why Chris come on hey come on we got quick how are you here wait here here for you yeah for good luck all right love you see there it's like looking in the mirror oh my God are you nervous yes oh yeah I have something for you to relax here okay is it a tequila shop yeah here that's classy stuff too I've never seen we got to be classy classy about it I like how you squint when you do it you go like this it's Mexican style oh my God but it's so beautiful to friendship to love everything you've done and that we've done over the years yeah I love you too I love well I didn't say I love you I just I love all the no but I I don't know if I say I love you yet but I think both it's too much because the cameras are rolling all cheers brother cheers love you cheers here [Music] flexibility you say flexibility who hell yeah thank you thank you mat see you over there yes you know what this is my one of my favorites M my favorite my favorite too oh that is really good oh my [Applause] [Music] [Applause] godar this is the good stuff smooth yeah smooth yeah right on how many shots have you taken already a lot like 17 19 Char it's Meo how are you where's my shot where's your shot listen I live for listen right here I have it for you that that's no okay let's let's play Barbie real quick look listen right here look no I'm only here for the drinking oh yeah but listen okay now can we take out the head can you move stop it yeah stop it no stop it oh my God how many people drank from this to be honest that's so wrong how many people from this no no you're the first one I have some such oh my God I love you [Music] cheers wow now I'm ready for the out yeah well thank you so much good luck I love you too take care bye baby bye-bye oh my God she made my day wow that's my life that's my life beautifully done g g [Applause] everybody

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 12 2024